MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #4

Welcome to Mystery Quest! A roleplaying podcast where we play a variety of one-shot roleplaying games with a rolling cast of special guests. Today we continue our apocalyptic adventure in MÖRK BORG where our degenerate heroes spend the night at an inn.
MÖRK BORG: morkborg.com/
Horrible Wounds: zordvil.itch.io/horrible-wounds
Podcast: www.pickaxe.uk/mystery-quest
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Simon: / simonhoneydew
Lydia: / squidgame
Ravs: / ravs_
Mark: / highrollersdnd

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  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson40197 ай бұрын

    In my head canon, Jingly Jon is *always and very intentionally* left behind, but somehow manages to make it out unscathed.

  • @RubelliteFae

    @RubelliteFae

    7 ай бұрын

    omg, I just realized Jingly John is their Marvin the paranoid android.

  • @VanBourner

    @VanBourner

    7 ай бұрын

    Ah, the Adoring Fan system

  • @shroomyd.7260

    @shroomyd.7260

    7 ай бұрын

    Like Sid the Sloth

  • @eldunae922

    @eldunae922

    7 ай бұрын

    They DID left him in the barn distracting the troll

  • @DoABarrelRol1l

    @DoABarrelRol1l

    7 ай бұрын

    "Hi I'm Jingly John, and this is my I'm on fire song!" I hope his bitterness causes him to end up being like an antagonist or something later on.

  • @seanhoey5939
    @seanhoey59397 ай бұрын

    I love Lydia just gradually making her character even more of an abomination each episode. I also love how Simon is more capable playing as a duck than he was Crunky lol. I also have to add that even though Mark Hulmes’ character is supposed to be rather despicable, his character is by far my favorite because he really gets into it

  • @choowygamerz

    @choowygamerz

    7 ай бұрын

    It definitely feels like a cast of A-Listers, bringing Mark in on this was definitely a good choice with how much RP experience he has. I never realized how much I would enjoy this combination of people, they compliment each-other so well!

  • @adrianshrubowich6144

    @adrianshrubowich6144

    7 ай бұрын

    I never really paid too much attention to anything with Mark Hulmes before but I've been absolutely loving his character. Definitely been my favorite of the series, though they've all been killing it.

  • @TeddyKirkegaard

    @TeddyKirkegaard

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@adrianshrubowich6144,måppbå😢øå😊åå😢åå000000æåpp Å⁰⁰ ⁰åå

  • @TeddyKirkegaard

    @TeddyKirkegaard

    6 ай бұрын

    ⁰ø

  • @monkeyfeed908
    @monkeyfeed9087 ай бұрын

    Lydia is so good in these. I really hope she comes back quite often bcuz shes so different from the others and adds so much to it every time. Even if shes not the one making the jokes she always sets up good ones

  • @ianalvord3903

    @ianalvord3903

    7 ай бұрын

    Imagine if Tom brought in a whole girls squad for Mork Borg. Bouphe and Osie would be perfect for this nonsense!

  • @KuueenKumi

    @KuueenKumi

    7 ай бұрын

    Lyds is always an enjoyable addition to Yogs content, I second the hope. It's been great seeing her in more content in general lately

  • @etherdeef4303

    @etherdeef4303

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ianalvord3903 I love lyds, call me a misogynist but not the biggest fan of alot a the other girls

  • @mirkys130

    @mirkys130

    7 ай бұрын

    @@etherdeef4303it’s only misogynistic is you dislike them because they are women lol

  • @etherdeef4303

    @etherdeef4303

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mirkys130 yeah well i wouldnt say the same about the blokes so it could be construed that way

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer7 ай бұрын

    And now Ravs is a naked cave man with tsundere monkeys.

  • @Andrew-li6ie

    @Andrew-li6ie

    7 ай бұрын

    F in chat for cardinal crazy

  • @jeffreysanders612
    @jeffreysanders6127 ай бұрын

    MQ has basically become a new weekly hightlight honestly... membership shall be done very soon. Take my money you glorious gits

  • @ff-pj3de
    @ff-pj3de7 ай бұрын

    "Do rats get on with monkeys?" Like a house on fire.

  • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy

    @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy

    7 ай бұрын

    Isn't that how Bungus probably came to be?

  • @nitfumble

    @nitfumble

    7 ай бұрын

    Continues breastfeeding it

  • @nelsondisalvatore9812
    @nelsondisalvatore98127 ай бұрын

    "And so our noble heroes have save the day once more! ... by burning an entire building full of innoc.. I mean goblin, full of goblins "

  • @RoosterFloyd

    @RoosterFloyd

    7 ай бұрын

    Anyone who runs out of the flames is a gobbo. Anyone who stands in the fire is a well disciplined gobbo.

  • @smadcore
    @smadcore7 ай бұрын

    If the Duke dies, does that mean no more Jingly John? That would be a double tragedy.

  • @flip878
    @flip8787 ай бұрын

    The nonsense of Mörk Borg is wholly suited to these lot 😂

  • @bensdecoypoondummy1189

    @bensdecoypoondummy1189

    7 ай бұрын

    Maybe not the part where baby's die and become flesh eating zombies while still in the mothers belly - but other than that I agree 100% lmao

  • @BigLargeExtraDel

    @BigLargeExtraDel

    7 ай бұрын

    Yea I think it's a great cast

  • @Balsiefen

    @Balsiefen

    7 ай бұрын

    @@bensdecoypoondummy1189 Tom has a great skill in converting OTT edgy grimdarkness into amusing whimsical grimdarkness.

  • @winstonsmith3703

    @winstonsmith3703

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@bensdecoypoondummy1189there is nothing about ones in the womb doing that.

  • @abettermind

    @abettermind

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@winstonsmith3703Nope. They're born, stuck in porcelain dolls, starved to death as they die from the elements, then they come back as baby filled porcelain dolls that seek revenge upon the living.

  • @Hartmansgrad
    @Hartmansgrad7 ай бұрын

    It's me, Jingly John! Let me sing my 'everyone's forgotten my mechanical effects' song!

  • @raptorjesues1445
    @raptorjesues14457 ай бұрын

    the rat thing is cursed as fuck, i love it

  • @kamikazesopp

    @kamikazesopp

    7 ай бұрын

    It was already pretty cursed, and then became quantum-cursed when Lydia gave it massive tits.

  • @TeddyKirkegaard
    @TeddyKirkegaard7 ай бұрын

    At 20:23 Hulmes says that Jingly John has been in the family for generations. Is Jingly John some sort of supernatural entity or maybe just an old guy?

  • @RabidBogling

    @RabidBogling

    7 ай бұрын

    Maybe they breed Jesters in the castle basement, and can't be bothering distinguishing between them. They are all Jingly Johns.

  • @TeddyKirkegaard

    @TeddyKirkegaard

    7 ай бұрын

    @@RabidBogling i love this it's perfectly disgusting

  • @drummanicman
    @drummanicman7 ай бұрын

    I used to have five monkeys. Cracked me up.

  • @themultifish
    @themultifish7 ай бұрын

    This series is really incredible. Not only the stories and characters, but I want to shout out the excellent framing, lighting and editing. Really keeps the viewer engaged and sets a mood for what's essentially just a bunch of people talking around a table.

  • @shenkyeirambo5601
    @shenkyeirambo56017 ай бұрын

    breaking mark at 39:43 has to be the best part of the episode

  • @oojjee

    @oojjee

    7 ай бұрын

    Agreed! Could not stop laughing lmaoo

  • @McSenkel

    @McSenkel

    5 ай бұрын

    "Pls carry on, I just need a minute." Poor Mark. Big Lyds must be a guest in new campaign on HR at some point.

  • @skulltula101
    @skulltula1017 ай бұрын

    I have to thank Tom and everyone on Mystery Quest for introducing me to Mörk Borg! Got all the books come through the other day and prepping to GM it because of this series!

  • @tomyboy39
    @tomyboy397 ай бұрын

    God the little vignette opens absolutley kill me every single time.

  • @SilentLupin
    @SilentLupin7 ай бұрын

    The opening monologue is amazing as always!

  • @Meister_Mogul
    @Meister_Mogul7 ай бұрын

    I sure can't wait to see all the _Fan Art_ that comes out from this episode!

  • @Mindflood18
    @Mindflood186 ай бұрын

    The monkey would most likely be in better shape than it ended up in just because of how small it is. Smaller critters are more durable against falls

  • @Alonzoflaco
    @Alonzoflaco7 ай бұрын

    Jingly John, my beloved

  • @fiofofionomoto
    @fiofofionomoto7 ай бұрын

    I think the bar across the door is called a drawbar? If it's still bothering you lol

  • @TwilightLink293

    @TwilightLink293

    7 ай бұрын

    The technical term for it is "Bungus" though.

  • @cyriell
    @cyriell7 ай бұрын

    Fuck me, lydia never change 🤣 39:43

  • @TheZedman5000
    @TheZedman50007 ай бұрын

    I want to run this adventure for my D&D group now. Convincing them to try a new game system is always a challenge, though.

  • @HeliosAlpha
    @HeliosAlpha7 ай бұрын

    This duck is so goddamn good at picking out eyeballs!?

  • @lalli8152

    @lalli8152

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah i guess Colin if he hits has 50% chanse to peck out eye

  • @xselinisx

    @xselinisx

    7 ай бұрын

    It's a passive ability he has. When he does 1d2 damage, on a 2 he pecks out an eyeball.

  • @lalli8152

    @lalli8152

    7 ай бұрын

    @@xselinisx If the demon ducks have the same ability as Colin just wait in future as Simon again forgets that the demons attack friends if they outnumber enemies, and the whole party will be blind with both eyes missing.

  • @drewcrew5101
    @drewcrew51017 ай бұрын

    How much more of this wonderous adventure will we be treated to? ❤

  • @coreylemon
    @coreylemon7 ай бұрын

    52:46 And the Goblin curse is broken when the attacking goblin dies! lol

  • @realloud999

    @realloud999

    7 ай бұрын

    The cope is crazy with him 😂

  • @bearVshark100
    @bearVshark1007 ай бұрын

    Setting a tavern on fire is almost a right of passage for a table top group, I just didn’t expect them to go for it as immediately as they did.

  • @SwedishWookie
    @SwedishWookie7 ай бұрын

    Mörk Borg is so perfect for this group! I think Troika would fit like a glove as well!

  • @ApatrosMiner
    @ApatrosMiner7 ай бұрын

    Humans: cowards. Duck: courageous warrior

  • @aaronkiernan7441
    @aaronkiernan74417 ай бұрын

    Great fun, love the Kilgore running gag.

  • @TheVeryLastHippy
    @TheVeryLastHippy7 ай бұрын

    Ah well, Rav's crazy disturbing character that confused and messed around with the party is dead, time for him to play w responsible.....sigh...(I love it)

  • @KevlaminTheMighty
    @KevlaminTheMighty7 ай бұрын

    The heroes we never needed and who will probably kill us all in the end, but god damn if we don't want em! Perfectly happy to witness a neverending story of Mork Borg lives and deaths with this group. Who knows! In this crazy world of shenanigans maybe somebody can come back from their bits (you burned so short and so bright Krunky)!

  • @willem5379
    @willem53797 ай бұрын

    It would be incredible to get a one shot campaign set in the same universe as yogsquest 2. A sequel to the space hoppers, get Duncan and his robot Simon back and maybe some new crew members. Not sure if that’s what they’re going for with this channel but one can dream

  • @sirtuckingham
    @sirtuckingham7 ай бұрын

    This group is a ton of fun. I hope you guys get more attention because this stuff is quality

  • @SoundsOfTheWildYT
    @SoundsOfTheWildYT7 ай бұрын

    Personally think this is the best new regular-release yogs content in a long time (not didding on any other content, just thing this is spectacular fun)

  • @chris404
    @chris4047 ай бұрын

    This whole channel and setup has quickly become a highlight of my Saturdays! Sometimes it's hard to get into a D&D playthrough depending on the cast, but so far you guys have been GREAT! Can't wait until next week.

  • @KericthePally
    @KericthePally7 ай бұрын

    I genuinely can't heap enough praise on the whole channel and cast so far. It has just been an absolute joy to watch episode after episode. Can't pick a single fault with the format, DM or the players. Everyone has been funny, interesting and thoroughly entertaining. I've been deeply invested in the stories and characters and that's only been enhanced by the odd bit of random humour that pops up. Hats off to everyone involved, it's obvious that a lot of love, time and effort went into the channel and I'm absolutely hooked. In my opinion, this is some of the best content coming out of the YogsCast stables at the moment. It has been wonderful to see everyone having fun with things outside of their usual styles of content and I can't wait to see what the future brings.

  • @DEthan-
    @DEthan-7 ай бұрын

    Time for my prescribed weekly dose of Mystery Quest, get this glorious krak IN MY VIENS *This is a comment for the Angorythm*

  • @Mindflood18
    @Mindflood187 ай бұрын

    Ravs is covered in tsudere monkeys. Sounds fitting

  • @_Bjornfot

    @_Bjornfot

    7 ай бұрын

    delete this immediately 🔫

  • @datguy6101
    @datguy61017 ай бұрын

    39:46 Tom's reaction is gold

  • @videogamer596

    @videogamer596

    7 ай бұрын

    The entire table's reaction is great in their own unique ways. Ravs in disbelieving laughter, Mark just turning away into facepalm, Tom just bluescreening, and Simon just nonplussed giving the visual aide.

  • @Derpingmuffin
    @Derpingmuffin7 ай бұрын

    MoreMorkBOrg!!

  • @Pemble_
    @Pemble_7 ай бұрын

    I love how Ravs plays his characters. He adds so much character and flair

  • @Shibbster
    @Shibbster7 ай бұрын

    Mörk borg is great, hope for many adventures in that system

  • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
    @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy7 ай бұрын

    Man, we just _need_ a horrifically burned Killgore to one day return, either as an _under-equiped_ Villain, or an underappreciated Hero!

  • @BeanieL2p
    @BeanieL2p7 ай бұрын

    Demon ducks aka geese.

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae7 ай бұрын

    It can't possibly get more cursed, right? ... It's going to, isn't it?

  • @ShoddyDaisy
    @ShoddyDaisy7 ай бұрын

    The naked man and his monkey family is surprisingly very wholesome

  • @thombly5772
    @thombly57727 ай бұрын

    may Gamblor, god of algorithms bless this channel

  • @Guts3570
    @Guts35707 ай бұрын

    it took me a while of playing to consistently remember this, but instead of using an omen to reroll, you can reduce the check by DR -4. so when you roll an 8 for example on a DR12 test, instead of rerolling you can just use an omen to succeed. omens are really powerful and increase your characters survivability a lot in this game so long as you remember to use them at the right moments.

  • @adamevans2447
    @adamevans24477 ай бұрын

    These are the true heroes we needed

  • @sethcody1467
    @sethcody14677 ай бұрын

    Holy fuck Tom, amazing stuff. Really appreciate all your hard work putting this together. Please make more m'lord.

  • @YogiePrime
    @YogiePrime7 ай бұрын

    Great work Tom! You and everyone involved are doing a fantastic job! I've really missed the old yogsquest stuff and Mystery Quest has quickly become one of my favourite channels.

  • @homeless0alien
    @homeless0alien7 ай бұрын

    Man this is fast becoming my new favourite channel. Really love the super comedy focused crazy RPG stuff on the channel so far. Super hope this venture is doing well!

  • @nanomario
    @nanomario7 ай бұрын

    this was unhinged

  • @Miika.v
    @Miika.v7 ай бұрын

    Probably the best thing the yogscast have done ever, could watch these 24/7

  • @noelroberts9118
    @noelroberts9118Ай бұрын

    "Does anybody have anything flammable? Maybe we can burn the Inn down with all the goblins!" *Checks notes for 10 seconds* "I haven't any possessions... I'm a duck!" 🤣 I LOL'd for real.

  • @Retr0Rinzler
    @Retr0Rinzler7 ай бұрын

    Absolutely loving mystery quest, great cast, great host, great spooky gobbos

  • @geraldmacdonald1455
    @geraldmacdonald14557 ай бұрын

    I've been laughing the entire episode, bless you Tom and Cast

  • @Oathbreaker.
    @Oathbreaker.7 ай бұрын

    By far the best Mõrk Borg series I've watched.

  • @radoslavakov4693
    @radoslavakov46937 ай бұрын

    These intros are so good though! My favourite part of these is the intro. Not to say the actual show isn't great, it certainly is.

  • @nothanks9503
    @nothanks95037 ай бұрын

    I don’t know how these dudes and Simon manage to make such high quality content every time 👏 👏 👏

  • @josiah6328

    @josiah6328

    7 ай бұрын

    I’m almost afraid to ask why you made a distinction between these guys and simon

  • @nothanks9503

    @nothanks9503

    7 ай бұрын

    @@josiah6328 because Simon is a lady not a dude

  • @handsomecaveman
    @handsomecaveman7 ай бұрын

    Jason Statham X Dark Souls NPC is the mashup nobody knew we needed.

  • @smeatar
    @smeatar7 ай бұрын

    Loving the use of music and sound effects! In other shows they have often felt out of place but they fit so well here that I didn't even think about the fact that they were added until half way through the video.

  • @noobhacksnova
    @noobhacksnova7 ай бұрын

    I love the Jingly john bits

  • @vegladex
    @vegladex7 ай бұрын

    Never really been keen on the idea of playing Mork Borg, but I'm REALLY enjoying seeing you guys play it!

  • @jdrum8378
    @jdrum83786 ай бұрын

    Lmao Tom's constant struggle to keep this shit train on the rails...

  • @doleph1
    @doleph17 ай бұрын

    Some of these intro scenarios better manifest into future adventures! I demand it! 😅

  • @fredrikbackman9553
    @fredrikbackman95537 ай бұрын

    Somehow i feel that in that pile of stats for characters tom got there are even more wacky guys then we have seen so far! And we have seen som real wacky dudes

  • @anononomous
    @anononomous7 ай бұрын

    I've heard the word Bungus so many times it has lost all meaning.

  • @TotallyJoeKing
    @TotallyJoeKing7 ай бұрын

    Tom, these intros are really well done, i will definitely be stealing this idea

  • @taker_chan
    @taker_chan7 ай бұрын

    39:45 - Big Lyds drops a line that destroys Mark Hulmes

  • @vap0rent
    @vap0rent7 ай бұрын

    Easily my new favorite channel on KZread. Can't wait to see whats to come!

  • @ellisamot7958
    @ellisamot79587 ай бұрын

    I don't even know how to describe what I just watched, just know that I have a new favourite youtube series

  • @jimwake1123
    @jimwake11237 ай бұрын

    This series is really making me want to try Mork Borg. Not 100% if my group would be into it but defo think i'll have to try a little one shot at some point with them.

  • @Jokervision744
    @Jokervision7447 ай бұрын

    It would be hilarious if the village just accidentally burned itself down and the goblins were done with that too. So the bounty gets claimed as long as it gets passed on..? Well I can't remember what it was exactly, but the direction seems to be that the goblins are basically fated to burn themselves while also having this bounty related to it. Never mind, the first fight was basically the warlock/priest burning down the goblins with his spells, or sucked them dry.

  • @KammaKhazi
    @KammaKhazi6 ай бұрын

    absolutely top notch group all round. Funnier than anything on tv in the uk currently by a country mile.

  • @JDBD13
    @JDBD137 ай бұрын

    I do love Locutus of Borg but I also LOVE seeing a new Mork of Borg video. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out!

  • @baalrog887

    @baalrog887

    7 ай бұрын

    FIIIIIIIIGHT!

  • @nicksteele9436
    @nicksteele94367 ай бұрын

    I love it when I get my Borg morked!

  • @Aussie_Archmage
    @Aussie_Archmage7 ай бұрын

    Well, I was going to go to sleep as it's 4am. Put that on the backburner for now.

  • @davidruymen4984
    @davidruymen49847 ай бұрын

    I am so glad the yogscast are making rpg content again!

  • @SnakeOilGhost
    @SnakeOilGhost7 ай бұрын

    Can I ask who did the opening animation? It's so rad.

  • @suckapunch
    @suckapunch7 ай бұрын

    I'm going to need that Bungus monkey rule 34 now

  • @Brummly84
    @Brummly847 ай бұрын

    Brilliant, I'm really loving this. Thank you Tom!

  • @rdlm38
    @rdlm387 ай бұрын

    Great to listen to while insulating my attic

  • @TheVeryLastHippy
    @TheVeryLastHippy7 ай бұрын

    22:18 "Hello everyone it's me, Jingley John! I'm going to sing my Eviction Song!"

  • @axe_decapitation
    @axe_decapitation7 ай бұрын

    Been waiting for this one all week!

  • @roro7874
    @roro78747 ай бұрын

    I love these intros so much

  • @spencerwilkie4218
    @spencerwilkie42187 ай бұрын

    Love it!!! This is amazing

  • @deadlymarmoset2074
    @deadlymarmoset20747 ай бұрын

    Always excited when these show up

  • @jamwa
    @jamwa7 ай бұрын

    Loving this so much!!!

  • @Banditoon
    @Banditoon7 ай бұрын

    This is wholly amazing. Thanks guys!

  • @Dragon1231567
    @Dragon12315677 ай бұрын

    Tom and friends. Please keep doing what you love and loving what you do. Mystery Quest has quality content and I find myself rewatching all of them from time to time. Much love

  • @matthewpink123
    @matthewpink1236 ай бұрын

    Absolutely love these series. Keep making more

  • @mpm165
    @mpm1657 ай бұрын

    Really loving this series and hope you keep it up! You better be saving this intros too, any of them could be an actual game

  • @tomghoulie
    @tomghoulie7 ай бұрын

    Loving the series!

  • @eatthebigonefirst8031
    @eatthebigonefirst80317 ай бұрын

    love all these videos on this channel

  • @_Uhtcaru
    @_Uhtcaru7 ай бұрын

    Another stellar episode!

  • @andytucker1769
    @andytucker17695 күн бұрын

    This is truly excellent stuff!

  • @VendyVendy
    @VendyVendy7 ай бұрын

    So Ferg has a bunch of tsundere monkeys. Tsunder-apes, if you will.