After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch

@Raiden1

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@Ayveh

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@roothlus

4 жыл бұрын

You said that though?

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Vernon ha!

@marlonsmalls6820

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He lied. Then she died. *Consequences*

@GIl_cepeda

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

@kylebrown7968

4 жыл бұрын

Dead

@angelopellicci179

4 жыл бұрын

IT Chapter 2 reference? Plus the consequences reference

@Halosar

4 жыл бұрын

Sbeve

@OreoVII

4 жыл бұрын

I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂

"message recieved" "Your request has been filed" "I hear you" Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.

@ziyuang

2 жыл бұрын

received

@monkeymunchie9717

2 жыл бұрын

Roger that

@chrisfrench9257

2 жыл бұрын

Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.

@gowrishankarkn1465

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep

@Wertsir

Жыл бұрын

Forget about it!

“I need to hear you say it.” “It.”

@michaczarnocki181

2 ай бұрын

you promise :d

@extremely.hung.individual2693

Ай бұрын

So fucking gold

@kcinrolyat3049

18 күн бұрын

600th like

At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.

@Priv007

4 жыл бұрын

Cue Ball Lol right!

@austin529

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, thats something worth valuing. I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.

@mrdiez8496

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

But he did want to lie with not his wife.

@TBH-nu2so

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta look for those positives.

She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.

@gautamgautamsuresh1218

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle

@glipk

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@SSS-ie6mh

4 жыл бұрын

You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.

@ninepuchar1

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lazyunlucky420

3 жыл бұрын

He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything

Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.

@Nxrreshh_

Жыл бұрын

🤣💀💯

@Hachinana8787

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹

@NazriB

10 ай бұрын

Lies again? Lying At Grab

@Robertedwinhouse38

2 ай бұрын

Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?

@user-dk7uk7yq5e

2 ай бұрын

Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?

I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂

@Chemicalkinetics

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@nofurtherwest3474

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@Chemicalkinetics

Жыл бұрын

@@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.

@IAssolantVencato

Жыл бұрын

​@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person

@nofurtherwest3474

Жыл бұрын

@@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol

Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af

@death2denemy

4 жыл бұрын

Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..

@threezus7740

4 жыл бұрын

@@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol

@death2denemy

4 жыл бұрын

@@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁

@nofatchxplzthx

4 жыл бұрын

the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me

@Uzodesign

4 жыл бұрын

@@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.

"promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman" "T T T T T T T T T"

@jesusvazquez326

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Daniels loool

@akshitaveda5808

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭

@user-kg9tu1zx5e

4 жыл бұрын

"and that you won't look at porn."

@Quintessential.96

4 жыл бұрын

I hear youuuuu!!

@altdelete7696

4 жыл бұрын

That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!

“Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it

2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg

@yashovardhansaksena7552

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tmoney0212

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaa

@AussieInDistortedworld

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thewhitesheep4156

3 жыл бұрын

OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA

@user-dr7iq3ic9e

3 жыл бұрын

I died when I saw this reply and watched it over

Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.

@kennethnewman2706

4 жыл бұрын

ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live

@excitedcat9517

4 жыл бұрын

ThinWhiteAxe 0:48 I suppose that's...reasonable... 1:10 *OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*

@iisnipezii4352

4 жыл бұрын

david johnson eww nigga

@nodinitiative

4 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.

@JP-ut3jw

4 жыл бұрын

@@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?

"I need to hear you say it." "It." I lost it.

@kickdowndoors

4 жыл бұрын

xenodice13 I found it

@captainjacksparrow1518

4 жыл бұрын

What'd you lose?

@captainjacksparrow1518

4 жыл бұрын

@@kickdowndoors what'd you find?

@emanob1503

4 жыл бұрын

@@kickdowndoors Where did you find it at?

@moneyjoe8133

4 жыл бұрын

Hassan Bajwa and how’d you find it?

That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.

I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is

@juanpaynor2647

Жыл бұрын

It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.

@reydefuego34525

Жыл бұрын

@@juanpaynor2647 yup and they did it better

@Chemicalkinetics

11 ай бұрын

Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)

@debuthunter5389

10 ай бұрын

@@juanpaynor2647 - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.

@PolskiProdigy

9 ай бұрын

12 million views?

“Your request has been filed” lol

@Connoctowl

4 жыл бұрын

forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu

@niko-im8nl

4 жыл бұрын

“Meszage reseeved”

@pogs347

4 жыл бұрын

I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@adamarens3520

4 жыл бұрын

He said like Goofy too 😌

@supremecourt4131

4 жыл бұрын

(...) filed and denied.

"your request has been filed" "Say you promise" "Forget about iiiiiiiit"

@krisrose1518

4 жыл бұрын

That shit made me laugh so hard

@BiggieCheeto

4 жыл бұрын

wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?

@oops.4970

4 жыл бұрын

@@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇

@BiggieCheeto

4 жыл бұрын

@@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.

@oops.4970

4 жыл бұрын

@@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no

I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.

@9Kualalumpur

2 ай бұрын

I think she was holding back a laugh

@Icemann89

2 ай бұрын

@@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.

@randomt800kiddo2

2 ай бұрын

she did that alot in parks and rec

Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.

*mezzage rezeeved* 🤣

@christophermendoza6936

4 жыл бұрын

A . P . That was my favorite part lmaooo

@Khordmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nickolasjimenez1277

4 жыл бұрын

A . P . 😂

@Nicolasjenzen

4 жыл бұрын

Best part hahahaha!

@johnnyboy12029

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising please thank u

"Your request has been filed" I lost it when he said that

@thewordsmith5440

4 жыл бұрын

404

@wildmercuryfilms

4 жыл бұрын

bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless

@bradhuygens

4 жыл бұрын

@@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video

@bradshank2186

4 жыл бұрын

Goofy

@AriesDusk

4 жыл бұрын

@@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet

The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife

@Innocuous1

11 ай бұрын

Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.

She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"

@zzzzzz69

5 күн бұрын

she's killing you with her

This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.

@rabindranaththakur8514

3 жыл бұрын

I saw 0 replies. So thought of leaving 1

@xiRePeNTx

3 жыл бұрын

@@rabindranaththakur8514 Thank you :)

@loki9644

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ravindrakumarshrivastava7805

3 жыл бұрын

@@rabindranaththakur8514 ok

@MARYSSON22

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah?? Well she would be 4ever disappointed fuckin' wit me lmaoooo

plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards

@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no

@chrissolace

4 жыл бұрын

I’d watch that

@RMBH2498

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like that sequel 😂

@rakhishukla2177

4 жыл бұрын

And she finds his por...

@seethlaemmert5175

4 жыл бұрын

F'ing hilarious

I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.

1:40 the way he said yes😂😂

"Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao

@JJ-me3oj

4 жыл бұрын

😁😁

@privatemasterminds3649

4 жыл бұрын

Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair 😁😁

@colinmoran9807

4 жыл бұрын

Wow you just understood comedy

@stefansmyname215

4 жыл бұрын

minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼

@Madaragun

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful

she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week

@cgamejewels

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂😂😂😂

@nocturnalnoble1454

4 жыл бұрын

The forever vacation

@bobryant9875

4 жыл бұрын

@@nocturnalnoble1454 cursed

@ilovetowatchmemeseveryday6014

4 жыл бұрын

Women.

@fimmt684

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done

@sebjornsprauten1406

2 жыл бұрын

Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha

She really took his soul with her.

“Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆

@srenmadsen1947

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahha yeah!

@killsync2130

4 жыл бұрын

Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉

@namechanges5359

4 жыл бұрын

Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉

@killsync2130

4 жыл бұрын

Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?

@killsync2130

4 жыл бұрын

Couch Flex I felt that.

“Don’t touch me right now...it’s not all about you”

@glaucomflecken

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Regimeshifts

3 жыл бұрын

cold

@camilotristancho6393

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best line 😂😂

@Mardiiin

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@SlyFunkyMonkey

3 жыл бұрын

No nut forever is tough.

These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in KZread, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me

@jerodast

Жыл бұрын

I hear they even made a whole TV show!

2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.

Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.

@jello788

4 жыл бұрын

More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao

@thestoryteller371

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

“Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪

@anthonybammer9631

4 жыл бұрын

Ffffffffagetabouuuuu.....it.. 😂😂😂😂

@twoviolets

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@Itsprincesweets

4 жыл бұрын

Mezage rezieved

@gwordly23

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@karlislagzdins4556

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a promise*

Thanks for everything you do! You guys are hilarious.

He is the most honest man in the world😂

She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.

@okumurax8839

3 жыл бұрын

"according to Jim"?✨

@mosesmakaveli3053

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo I knew it was her!!

@diaryofapoet1927

3 жыл бұрын

@@mosesmakaveli3053 k

@aforerunner1773

3 жыл бұрын

Chaunt L kk

@forthesubs5357

3 жыл бұрын

Such a underrated comment

This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.

@klarastern5597

4 жыл бұрын

ey -.-

@thephantom85

4 жыл бұрын

OH WTF

@jumpstreet2425

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@HippieJoe

4 жыл бұрын

doesn't seem like that dark joke is gonna get a lot of likes from the ladies lol

@janelle1563

4 жыл бұрын

You know..... sometimes it’s tuff😂

“MESSAGE RECEIVED” My favourite line ever 🤣

I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."

@liamdohertyj

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shinsc8061

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk

@mimi.w667

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying

@seeaddy001

2 жыл бұрын

I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@missperfectluxury7630

2 жыл бұрын

I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason

At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD

@speakingtruths4215

4 жыл бұрын

Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.

@chrisjfox8715

4 жыл бұрын

This same joke was in Scary Movie 3

@dxcSOUL

4 жыл бұрын

Honesty is not always the best policy.

@ch-17vevo55

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true

@pythios8982

4 жыл бұрын

I mean u aint wrong tho lmao

“It’s not all about you” 😂

NgL, this had me doing DeNiro impressions in the mirror afterwards 🤨😄🥴😏

“Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan

@rebeccaball209

4 жыл бұрын

That one got me 😂

@redjammie8342

4 жыл бұрын

my fav too

@hrithiksurya2302

4 жыл бұрын

I know his voice right. That was crazy.

@BritSparks

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@puiazaidarhzauva9928

4 жыл бұрын

That one made lol hard! Haha

I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"

@widowmaker4097

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

Furgetaboutit.

@funkydixieland4055

3 жыл бұрын

me 2!

@WithoutReward

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Art of negotiation

"It's not all about you" i cant---😂😭😭😭

Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”

@Eddy-dn1jx

4 жыл бұрын

I always think of the burned guy stand up It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa

@phillipwilliams3437

4 жыл бұрын

Aight let's go sale some crack

@ronarprefect7709

4 жыл бұрын

Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!

@noelguerrero7353

4 жыл бұрын

And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh

@AbdealiSaria

4 жыл бұрын

@@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that

Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...

@mrb2643

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent

@boaplitas101

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrb2643 that doesn't work. Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman" You: ... Her: "why arent you saying anything?" Well done buddy. You solved it.

@Voidaken

2 жыл бұрын

@@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.

@boaplitas101

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second. You have met a woman before? Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.

@Voidaken

2 жыл бұрын

@@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.

“NURSE, FIX MY WIFE!!!”

A MasterClass in comedy!!!❤️

A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.

@Lymbe06

4 жыл бұрын

You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.

@TheAlphaMale29

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?

@truehistory8440

4 жыл бұрын

Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.

@HomerSimpson-sm5mk

4 жыл бұрын

TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool

@TheAlphaMale29

4 жыл бұрын

@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂

"Promise me no pornography" Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*

@mrsdramaqueen3

4 жыл бұрын

Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!

@jamaalsq8134

4 жыл бұрын

He said “Wassup Obama Baby”

@maliksims4215

4 жыл бұрын

@@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful

@Felishamois

4 жыл бұрын

@@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is

@omarkarim2280

4 жыл бұрын

Zuzu!

The “No air quotes!” Sent me 😂

"forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious

@torrorico

4 жыл бұрын

He fcking nailed it, big time

@kylonjones5678

4 жыл бұрын

When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it

@garibayja123

4 жыл бұрын

Lost it at that part 😂😂

@deepsleepoperative9055

4 жыл бұрын

For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...

@acharich

4 жыл бұрын

🎯🎯🎯

“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

@MiraShards

4 жыл бұрын

hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!

@thalukesta2112

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiraShards Chris Traeger!

@MiraShards

4 жыл бұрын

ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!

@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504

4 жыл бұрын

@@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?

@thalukesta2112

4 жыл бұрын

@@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?

*Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

If talking about pure comedy... This is one of the best skits lol.

Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman” Peele: I hear you. Me: LMAO.

@eajiodoful

4 жыл бұрын

FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂

@YourPalHDee

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉

@wildmercuryfilms

4 жыл бұрын

FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you

@Adrianlovesmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA

@muji273

4 жыл бұрын

cringe

"MESSAGE RECEIVED." I'm gonna start using that..

@HappyDude1

3 жыл бұрын

Your request has been filed Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face

this guy will make you laugh even when you are about to die.

Peele always cracks me up!! he is a comedic genius! 🤣🤣

"promise to meet my mother everyday" "Done 0 pornography"

@user-hb7vj4qg1g

3 жыл бұрын

so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)

@xvaldez3284

3 жыл бұрын

I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you

@JL-zo1wd

3 жыл бұрын

Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so

@turglow

3 жыл бұрын

Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you

@xvaldez3284

3 жыл бұрын

@@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.

So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz

4 жыл бұрын

The face was so spot on, lol.

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.

@Mazortan

4 жыл бұрын

Dinero? Seriously?

@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr

4 жыл бұрын

That's a easy one tho.

@joeya.4309

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin

“NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries* The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!

She was asking for too much 😭 😂

I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao

@TheVandamfan

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite bit lool

@czakialczikemwi

4 жыл бұрын

It's Al Pacino not De Niro

@josephsanchez7349

4 жыл бұрын

@@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot

@icecool4125

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco

@levisandoval8952

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face

Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday” Him: “so zero pornography, done.”

@gustavofajardo5509

4 жыл бұрын

ahaha that was my favorite part

@agamerjourney9146

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MrBalancelight

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?

@notyouraveragejoe7003

4 жыл бұрын

Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.

@linonator

4 жыл бұрын

Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom

A great example of how lying is sometimes better

Wife - “Forget about it” Key - satisfied “yes” 😂

@IronheartvsMiles

3 ай бұрын

L

He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol

@yeahthatwasme3212

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he squinted his eyes...

@Lashrito

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro

@donaldtaylor1037

4 жыл бұрын

It was good come on.

@pinSjon79

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"

“So zero pornography DONE” “NURSE FIX MY WIFE”

@zargon6919

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't really understand that part

@suned3128

4 жыл бұрын

asib sadr He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.

@ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ

4 жыл бұрын

He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.

@TodaysSpecialMinis

4 жыл бұрын

@@zargon6919 LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.

@Brastius

4 жыл бұрын

@Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

"It's not all about you" had me rolling on the floor. lmao

Her reaction to "You promise" has me crying.

"I need to hear you to say it" "It" God damnit Jordan

@traxler4855

4 жыл бұрын

Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂

@KingNazaru

4 жыл бұрын

IT chapter 2.

@sarahburggraf907

4 жыл бұрын

Please don't take God's name in vain

@danman367

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahburggraf907 shut up

Wife: Promise. Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*

@amandahallman1091

4 жыл бұрын

Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂

@anthonyc1377

4 жыл бұрын

What part of the video is this in?

@simonwheeler9502

4 жыл бұрын

That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro

@simonwheeler9502

4 жыл бұрын

@@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

@pauldg913

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%

He actually avoided lying at every turn lmao

These guys are brilliant. I look at all of their skits just to see what ideas they come up with! I am not even looking for laughs!

Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**

@bdgctruz5786

4 жыл бұрын

ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise

@UnwaveringBackBone

4 жыл бұрын

The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise

@blakelowrey9620

4 жыл бұрын

American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”

@jerellsmith2123

4 жыл бұрын

@@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)

@zavdab5238

4 жыл бұрын

That's a 404 error chief

I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam

@gretasjourney7450

4 жыл бұрын

Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here

@lilchavo

4 жыл бұрын

DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo

@radhikavij5921

4 жыл бұрын

Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣

@daanatin

4 жыл бұрын

thats harsh 😂

@stavrosloparnos9158

4 жыл бұрын

She got chris trager

“Message received” 🤖 Lmfao 😂

2:21 look is perfect.

"What are you promising?" "I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣

“I need to hear you say it” “It” “No say I promise...” “You promise...” 🤣💙

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

What do you promise?" "I promise what you said"

@stupidlyhopeful

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@hass89

4 жыл бұрын

The look she gives him right after is phenomenal

@JPiddle

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@brianbadonde9251

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👌💯

"Yoooo better believe her what's she say gurl" 😂😂😂

Your request has been filed. Lmao 😆🤣

Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.

@Kochiru_Nouya

4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@esotericVideos

4 жыл бұрын

Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.

@alfredconqueror4422

4 жыл бұрын

@@esotericVideos lol she is a small star bc she is not that good neither good looking

@missiontobeaman3111

4 жыл бұрын

This chick is way hotter

@d3caf_latt3

4 жыл бұрын

@@missiontobeaman3111 Rashida's face is prettier, but Scarjo's body is smoking though.

“ I hear you “ “Chicky chicky check “ “Messaged received “

@shadow19831

4 жыл бұрын

"Your request has been filed"

@peanutbutterchocolatecake6182

4 жыл бұрын

“Fuh get about it”

@handsomest1

4 жыл бұрын

B S 666 likes

@commentsenabled7983

4 жыл бұрын

(Singing) "Promises are things that mothers do......"

@SLICENSLASH

4 жыл бұрын

I can so see myself saying "I hear you" in that situation, lol.

I can’t get over how much funnier these dudes got

..."don't sleep with another women"..."I hear you..." LOL

Can we talk about how unreasonable her demands are? It clearly says: „till death do us part“

@benjaminmarks8765

4 жыл бұрын

Lol underrated

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

3 жыл бұрын

Lol best one

@ravaloulicheyo

3 жыл бұрын

if she gave me all, from the first to the last, then I shall do the same, until I die myself. If she didn't, then I probably won't keep it.

@MyHomeExperiments

3 жыл бұрын

No we cant

@azizla2029

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

I laugh everytime I come across this one, the changes he goes through in 3 min's & the Deniro look kills me.

The De Niro face 😂

She looks amazing for someone who is about to die

@li-23

4 жыл бұрын

She's Ann freakin Perkins, she'd look amazing any time

@davidjohnson5635

4 жыл бұрын

Brain tumor

@jhonahnee5294

4 жыл бұрын

Yah she fine

@Ethan-en2ij

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Hunter 👉🏻 *Ann Perkins* 👉🏻

@YepsMr

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Hunter youve clearly never seen someone thats about to die (not suicide)

Is the wife dying or the husband? Looks like the husband.

@danieldaw1778

4 жыл бұрын

Well she's dying, and she seems intent on taking him with her.

@nooneinparticular9837

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly a joint effort.

@bLaKeAnThOnY0

4 жыл бұрын

Guybrush Threepwood takes nerve to call him the fool lmao

@adriamaral300

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. That is alot of requests before leaving the planet.

@byooob

4 жыл бұрын

@Guybrush Threepwood I hope you're as sarcastic as the comment you replied to..

1:50 - 2:03 i replayed this part so many times and it never fails to make me laugh...