“It’s 2AM on Thursday night and you’re standing outside a little girl’s room eating eggs” Best line ever.

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

I heard the girl was having a problem with some predators and I thought I'd offer an egg for these trying times

@bella-floyd

4 жыл бұрын

i should go

@mauirandall8176

4 жыл бұрын

@@bella-floyd no, please have a seat.

@monke980

3 жыл бұрын

@@mauirandall8176 i have to go and tend for my eggs

@tall_child3214

3 жыл бұрын

@ur a bum bum oh that's just a regular saturday out with the boys

Apparently pedophiles can only either grunt or sound like a gangster from Looney Tunes. I learn so much from these videos.

@themngreensteve3454

4 жыл бұрын

and apparently they all look like Cheif Keef

@olakopinska

4 жыл бұрын

Wait I’m so confused, is it Toons or Tunes?

@m4rz585

4 жыл бұрын

@@olakopinska Mandela effect...🤔🤔

@immortalsun

4 жыл бұрын

@@olakopinska Yes.

@matejas4529

4 жыл бұрын

@@olakopinska it's T-űnës

For those who are wondering he opens the wolf ring in his video titled “Why is everybody mad about everything”

@cninh4574

3 жыл бұрын

Champion

@TheTheValer

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!

@rainbow_human6138

3 жыл бұрын

thanks!!

@J_Titor

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to ask, thank you kind sir

@sahanabalachandar6840

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Perrettii, you're a gem

i was the victim of a child predator and the way people think child predators act in real life compared to my experience blows me away tbh

@BESTMOAD

Жыл бұрын

so they don't go MMMMMFFF 😂

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your experience, hopefully it has gotten better

@nosferattusx2

11 ай бұрын

The assumption that they act like those cartoonish villains is very dangerous. It's probably easier to imagine those people to be like monsters, because monsters are not real, and humans don't want to believe that people as horrible as child predators exist.

@danielskelton8931

11 ай бұрын

Could you tell us about your experience I am very interested

@tobyandahalf

11 ай бұрын

@@danielskelton8931 he was my stepdad and i was like 8 and that's all you need to know

when he sniffed her hair and grunted i almost spit out my water

@RequiemForABuckeye

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing weird so far

@MrCash-lm1xz

5 жыл бұрын

I actually spit out my Diet Coke

@vascocarvalho2451

5 жыл бұрын

* grunts *

@bbspooks

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know how to react I'm still felling the shock

@ausername5410

5 жыл бұрын

Crystal Charron you’re supposed to drink it

Creepy online person: Hey are you 14? Normal answer: Oh no, I'm some other age...

@grammarpolice2714

4 жыл бұрын

@Natalie Province Excuse me what the fuck.

@rosiem4932

4 жыл бұрын

Natalie Province ok hold up-

@saturndevouringhisson

4 жыл бұрын

Natalie Province I-I’ve done the same thing, I was terrified when I saw nudes.

@Cat-hz7yd

4 жыл бұрын

@Natalie Province i did the same thing at 12 too lmao.

@felix-fw3lq

4 жыл бұрын

Natalie Province Literally same dude

That skit with the chair and the door has me thinking Drew should direct his own horror films. There's just something really unnerving about some of his bits.

@starsparks3150

2 жыл бұрын

Also how honestly unnerved he looks every time

@embop1266

2 жыл бұрын

the way that when he comes back he looks so upset….

@brianneh1547

2 жыл бұрын

Jordan Peele did it and did it well.

@eikbrouer

Жыл бұрын

I was crying laughing when that happened

@alexisb3829

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

13:08 the “wtf” is HILARIOUS, the beep being too late, the black thing missing his mouth. PERFECT.

The grunting boyfriend sounds like a Minecraft Illager

@plaonder

4 жыл бұрын

So true.

@ly2680

4 жыл бұрын

illager

@jgray1831

4 жыл бұрын

Illager

@sailorspacejam

4 жыл бұрын

RayRay Mukhi pillager

@Bojacmancork

3 жыл бұрын

RayRay Mukhi you ruined it with the edit

The thing I hate about this trend is the girl never looks like a believable kid just a short woman 💀

@grammarpolice2714

4 жыл бұрын

She looks 19 at the least.

@aleah1112

3 жыл бұрын

@@grammarpolice2714 no she's like 22

@nicoleasx

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@itsdemetria9617

2 жыл бұрын

ikrrrrr

@StefanyDjuba

2 жыл бұрын

Also the way they dress wtf

I used to think this was real *but then I grew a pair of eyes*

@corbinfall

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same but i put on my glasses for once

@AA-sf9wu

3 жыл бұрын

same but I finally use my brain

@aleah1112

3 жыл бұрын

@@AA-sf9wu same

@bertinabail9313

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@allysoune5509

3 жыл бұрын

y'all know those gold digger pranks, my dad was on facebook and showed me one of them and dead serious said "women", he thought it was real

There's nothing I like more than Drew breaking down numbers. We need more videos of drew just calculating shit.

@justasmltwngir1732

3 жыл бұрын

My feelings exactly

Honestly that whole video thing they’re doing is so disrespectful to actual victims.

@james855

4 жыл бұрын

Jaina Solo I love that name she is a great character

@jainasolo50

4 жыл бұрын

Yourdaddy jim Thanks! She’s my fav SW character.

@james855

4 жыл бұрын

One of mine too her and ysanne Isard

@YayaBunWa

4 жыл бұрын

Besides this tangent of Star Wars: yeah, it is making a mockery of actual criminal offences. The whole thing is so twisted and ‘precisely the opposite of what would actually happen’ that it worries me that the younger viewers of their channel and ones like it (which, let’s be honest, are the bulk of their viewership), they’ll see this shit, naively believe it (‘cos, common: kids...), and subconsciously underestimate the potential of an unstable adult who doesn’t care how much they shatter your innocent & trusting “flowery lens unto he world and their role within it” - so to speak. I remember that there’s 2 events in my life that shattered my ‘sense of feeling safe’ that were intentionally inflicted by my dad as a sort of “heavy dose of [his] reality”-(he was brought up through the Spanish Civil War against Franco on the side of the rebels, followed by escaping with his family (at a young age) to South Africa, then moving to Brazil, and finally migrating, in his teenage years, to Australia - a heaven to them during the 1960s-1970s - as, all the way from when he was born to until high school, he was physically and mentally brutalised by every institution he attended (mostly by teachers and authority figures, too), and on multiple occasions (especially during his travels through Africa) was nearly gunned-down by the guerrilla warfare and border/turf patrols. As a result: his view of the world compared to the 1st-world lifestyle/privilege I got to enjoy growing up in, was a “false dream” that could never prepare his kids for ‘the worst’). The first was when I was 6 and he pinned me to the ground during what was meant to be just a ‘tickle battle of fun’ and he verbally made a point that I was “too confident in my capacity to fight against a grown man; that I had absolutely zero chance of winning; and that I had to learn when to grovel on the ground when it was the only chance for survival”, so he kept assaulting my ribs - “tickling” was long-gone - and said, “if you won’t admit that you’re below me in the hierarchy by saying ‘uncle’, then I’ll continue this forever”. I tried pleading, but the pain and the fear in the sensations I was feeling in my ribs was escalating like nothing else I’d ever felt-so, although I said it through gritted teeth, I begrudgingly oozed the words “uncle”. I’ll never forget that one. The second time (and much shorter this time): my mum and I had been childishly arguing over our values and personal space for months during my mid teenage years, and apparently she’d been dealing with a violent stalker at the same time - my sister and I had no idea about that part - so her stress was climbing and climbing, her mental-health spiralling down the drain. I was lost and confused as to why my parents would never negotiate my desires and it certainly didn’t help that they had terrible communication skills. My dad snapped at some point, chased me, teased me against a wall by the throat, lifted me in the air, and warned me that if I continued to oppose his and his wife’s authority ‘as someone lower in the food-chain’, I’d regret it. (PS: my father was a martial artist expert, black belt in 3 different martial arts, and a teacher for over a decade, so a 16 year old me had no chance, even with a non-ballistic weapon, to beat him). Frankly, the power of a real adult-male with 40 years of strength in age to his existence, was a terrifying realisation of just how helpless I was against an adult male with malicious intentions. Now: albeit I went off tangent a bit cos I really despise my dad for those violent acts that could have been resolved through words, but the real point is that he did help me understand just how vulnerable I can be to a malevolent person with the power to accomplish their goal(s), but also just how important contingency plans are for whenever I only have myself to depend on. The videos by these prank artists (if you can call them that...) really mislead young audiences about the severity of these dangers that they ‘attempt’ to recreate. Those hulking predators vs “girl alone in a hotel room”, ... she’s fucked (lel, both metaphorically and ... literally...); almost all (if not all) of those other situations? A horrific set of events are about to play out, in actuality - and they won’t merely be “less than 10 minutes in length”. The victim? A toy to be discarded afterwards; a ghost of their former self. Battered, bruised, uncared for, mentally defiled-life will never be the same as they feel what it’s like to be denied even the right to complain, and as their screams are treated as “sweet music”, and their outlook on themselves as a ‘human being with a value and with rights’ is completely destroyed as them, alone, are stuffed down into the depths of hell without a single choice in the matter. Just like my dad held me down as a kid and destroyed my sense of ‘inherent safety as an equal citizen and a valuable human being’, they too will reinvent their personal concept of their own fate from ‘I have value’ to ‘if I can’t kill them first, then I’m just an object that barely - or maybe doesn’t - exist’. It’s a terror I’d wish upon no one who’s innocent-but this kind of content makes light of this reality to such an extent that you’d think they were parodying this horrific & depressing truth; that is, if it wasn’t for their message at the end of every one of their videos. Honestly: hope they go to hell.

@jainasolo50

4 жыл бұрын

YayaBunWa I’m sorry you went through that. That sounds so hard. Yeah, the people in the video don’t get what being victimized is like. They don’t understand what they’re playing with. And what they’re doing is wrong.

I thought I recognized you. Subscribed for months and I didn't notice you were the road work ahead guy.

@idkfineienteredaname5477

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I didn't even notice. I saw another comment say that but I didn't understand.

@aaronfiore545

4 жыл бұрын

Are y’all joking? Cause he’s not the road work ahead guy. 😂

@billbill6094

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronfiore545 yes. He is

@aaronfiore545

4 жыл бұрын

bill bill I just went and watched the vine and I guess your right😂 I thought it was Thomas Sanders

@Zesty4jager

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Imagine being their neighbors “Uh... pretty sure our neighbors keep inviting pedophiles over...”

Drew: starts talking math Me: 👁️👄👁️

@wren000

2 жыл бұрын

omg fellow omni !!:D

"What are you waiting for sweetie? Gimme a smooch." These guys should win an award for comedy writing

@ogioblue

5 жыл бұрын

@Austin Kilgore People exist who are so disconnected that their perception is skewed. They probably think they're doing some sort of avant garde art. But on the other side of the coin they could just see a money machine and know how to use it. That's all the reasoning most people would need.

@styxyx1026

5 жыл бұрын

@@ogioblue People honestly believe these videos and its kind of sick tbh

@laurachaveznunez788

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

I saw a “road work ahead” sign and automatically thought of you. This is the impact you’ve made.

@ditchbitch6089

5 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@kayleesteasgonecold4012

5 жыл бұрын

sAME

@kayleesteasgonecold4012

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve said the vine out loud in the car so many times it’s just expected now kakskskskkaks

@jessicat7947

5 жыл бұрын

Juliana I say the vine out loud every single time I see one. It feels unnatural not to.

@saraw.1007

5 жыл бұрын

There is roadwork on the road I live off of and my friend and I always make that reference when we ride together

Them writing down his joke and selling stickers is the equivalent of Drew doing a podcast where he reads Hamlet out loud and claims he’s just telling his own story

binging his old videos cause i ran out of recent videos to watch, im very pleased at how he's been the same type of funny and well researched for 4 years now

I’m sobbing only Drew would sell a literal road sign as merch, what an icon

@pie4breakfast_

4 жыл бұрын

Coffeeshopa u did u mean Danny??

@wistful4684

4 жыл бұрын

Harper F. who’s drew

@mikakaneko4428

4 жыл бұрын

unwxnted drew is danny

@itzdarck4893

4 жыл бұрын

Purple Bubble butt Drew? I thought this was Amanda’s channel

@mikakaneko4428

4 жыл бұрын

itzdarck wah wah

Man: *sniffs hair* Also man: *grunts* Everyone: What's weird about that?

@innateclue

4 жыл бұрын

Totallyahooman ye

@user-marco789

4 жыл бұрын

I always do that

@twilightprincess0256

4 жыл бұрын

@Roger Taylor no, you assert dominance by doing the T pose.

@chill1350

4 жыл бұрын

He is a caveman

@maziegrimes1269

4 жыл бұрын

@Roger Taylor okay sorry this is irrelevant but ROGERRR

*Drew doing math* Me and my 2 brain cells: o _ o Edit: I just realised this comment is kind of ironic due to my profile picture

@maakhoffman56

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making me laugh ☺️

@burningcandles7692

3 жыл бұрын

Albert would be disappointed

@Chloe-mj1rx

3 жыл бұрын

@@burningcandles7692 I know... My apologies. I know E = Mc ⭕ though

@Chloe-mj1rx

3 жыл бұрын

Wait-

@burningcandles7692

3 жыл бұрын

Chloe it’s okay, you tried

When he started talking maths my brain shuted off

@SatanicGhostCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e dude come on, there brain is shut off they can’t spell!

@azucena-hm2wo

2 жыл бұрын

lol

“Why is there a chair INFRONT of the door?!?” That’s the chair Jackie used when you got kidnapped by Logan *pail* right before *Denny* jumps out the window and goes to the *suicide hospital*

@zoeh.4421

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I loved that video 😂

@amkaessiboy2080

4 жыл бұрын

I want them to do a second part of that video,I never laughed so hard

@quackerduck

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is underated,I love it 😂😂

@nothinghappens9811

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! House of Gold reference!

@tomfortey5868

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s Denny

This auto played from a Danny Gonzalez video, even the KZread algorithm is convinced you're the same person

@StardustLegend

5 жыл бұрын

Med Down i think it’s because they talk about similar things

@TheForestFamily

5 жыл бұрын

Nahhh I think they have pretty different styles

@laurenurfather1426

5 жыл бұрын

TheFirstNoel I think it’s because they’re the same person

@xxliashadowchangachaxx7068

5 жыл бұрын

Med Down Sameeeeee

@Unknown-vu7ev

5 жыл бұрын

It's their similar humor and way of talking. Love it though. 2 for 1

Is that road sign still available? Asking for a friend who builds roads

I read the thumbnail as "the heteros of youtube" oh my god i need to read a book or something

@daemondoodles

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl they're not exactly hetero 😳

Pretty suspicious that your camera started out looking directly at your crotch.

@Cimly

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty suspicious that you're looking at his crotch

@PowahSlapEntertainmint

5 жыл бұрын

I have been exposed.

@solarprogeny6736

5 жыл бұрын

@@PowahSlapEntertainmint You must now go in exile for six months

@allisoncastle

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Swanson Films lolol same

@omichillian

5 жыл бұрын

ouh. Nice to see you here

Gender: Men Material: Metal Occasion: Party Style: Trendy Yee: Haw

@TheMarioChannel3

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@cheetoschrist5685

5 жыл бұрын

Libtards: Owned

@hoveringvan9961

5 жыл бұрын

why are you like this?

@SharpieSkunk

5 жыл бұрын

Dick: Out I am forcibly removed from the premises

@shaxis5974

5 жыл бұрын

🤠

these guys must be the best secret satire channel in history the acting is top teir meme-age, the sidekick always wears sunglasses, even at night, etc.

4:29 "If I was being hired to play a pedophile in a KZread video I also wouldn't wanna use my voice. Remember that episode of Drake and Josh-" Oh this video came out in 2018... before Drake Bell even went to court for... huh...

@lightthroughdarkness4850

2 жыл бұрын

I literally paused the video and my eyes grew wide the moment he said that

BUT 👏 DID 👏 YOU 👏 GET👏 THE 👏 WOLF 👏 RING 👏

@careen2352

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he did... but his landlord stole it

@Barth_Grooks

5 жыл бұрын

@@careen2352 when/where did he say this?

@careen2352

5 жыл бұрын

Watch: "Why is everybody mad about everything"

@Barth_Grooks

5 жыл бұрын

@@careen2352 Thanks :D

@Barth_Grooks

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/o5-VssiyiMuwaco.html there it is

Lmao "is that Danny Gonzalez?"

@user-yc1xi7ur1h

5 жыл бұрын

okay but doesnt that card under his computer look like danny??

@theweirdo2005

5 жыл бұрын

I am going to watch Danny Gonzalez vines after this

@jessjess1107

5 жыл бұрын

i was the thousandth like hehe

@veronicamcmillen7098

5 жыл бұрын

WHERE

@bolerpear967

5 жыл бұрын

Cole Recksiedler is his fanbase now “guy”??? What a copy cat lol jk

The shot of drew walking around town with voice overs of people complimenting a wolf ring he's not even wearing in the shot is comedy gold to me

it took me until 2021 to realize that Drew was the road work ahead guy, i would literally quote it every day i’m so happy

@eko9554

10 ай бұрын

Same I think 2019 or 2020, whenever my sister passes a word work a head sign she should phrase Drew’s vine. Didn’t get the reference at that time.

Spend 200 dollars on a road work ahead sign??? Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE I will!

@juliamasse9334

5 жыл бұрын

punprodigy thank you sm!

@fluteisland

5 жыл бұрын

Drew Gooden is 36 years of age

@sorvete365

5 жыл бұрын

uhhhh no he isnt

he was just eatin some eggs outside a girls window, whats wrong with that

@ririsworld1577

5 жыл бұрын

tomatoanus this comment reminded me of creed bratton from the office for some reason

@boistired6825

5 жыл бұрын

tomatoanus who ACTUALLY has done that?

@buttons3570

5 жыл бұрын

@@boistired6825 me, duh. It's normal because I can't afford cable.

@colej9331

5 жыл бұрын

If eatin some eggs outside a girls window is a crime, then lock me up and swallow the key.

@cagex6137

5 жыл бұрын

Zyraxx he was watching the girl sleep

"Lets call the police." And do what? You let them go!

Normal youtubers: hey I got shirts Drew: I GOT A FRIKIN SIGN

*I mean, I know it's August but I can't wait to see KZread rewind with the only youtuber in the world*

@fruitygarlic3601

5 жыл бұрын

Great! Now I finally know at least one person in a KZread Rewind.

@pramey007

5 жыл бұрын

Hey guys if anyone is reading this comment please take out 1 sec out of your wasteful life and search for "Typical Indian Comments" channel. It's a laugh riot. You won't be disappointed.

@butterboi607

5 жыл бұрын

Son Pramey we all know your advertising your own channel.

@lavenbug

5 жыл бұрын

Son Pramey, Should have said miserable life instead imo, but also no

@Alma-zi9yc

5 жыл бұрын

Son Pramey Drew is THE only youtuber, the only channel that exist on youtube, so it’s pretty obvious you are a troll. Don’t feed the troll guys :)) /s

Gender: Men Material: Metal Occasion: Party Style: Trendy Hotel: Trivago

@moriahsuarez6347

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Banana this killed me😂🤣

@stardoogalaxie9314

5 жыл бұрын

Damn now Hotel Trivago gotta pay you for an ad read

@jenniferhand5015

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aidanVids

5 жыл бұрын

Model Number: Wolf

@bagoflesh

5 жыл бұрын

Delivery? Dejorno

4:50 Josh May not be the theatre thug Drake is definitely not an innocent young boy anymore….

the "let's get some work" at 8:18 made me spit out my drink

fun fact- so, i was with my dad once and i saw a road work ahead sign and i said road work ahead i sure hope it does, and he thought it was the funniest thing ever. he even told all of his friends from work and he said that did even giggle 😂 for father’s day this year i’m wanting to get him the road work ahead merch and i’m ecstatic to see his reaction! i may give it to him before father’s day just because that’s not till June.

@jaydawg2687

4 жыл бұрын

me nd my sister say it everytime we pass one nd my mom wants to choke us out cause we say it all the time ahahahah

@jodieeee938

4 жыл бұрын

Did you get it for him?

@jdebrum35

3 жыл бұрын

Well update us

@gaytrise

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaydawg2687 I am incapable of passing a road work ahead sign without saying "yeah, i sure hope it does."

@Bouzsi

3 жыл бұрын

No one: *every teacher* : Plagiarisms is a serious crimes it is not victimless. Every time you tell a plagiarism, Drew Goodone can’t eat that day and his hairline proceeds a little more. Plagiarism aren’t funny, even when it’s a funny joke plagiarism. Do not do a plagiarism again anymore or else Andrew’s wife won’t be allowed to eat today either.

"Sorry for always trying to sell you guys stuff, but KZread is my job and I have to embrace that" Huh. Alright fair enough lol

@TwitchyTopHat1

5 жыл бұрын

Also I don't give a shit if it's not a 100% correct quote. Lemme paraphraseeee

@hudson474

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@levihalperin7649

5 жыл бұрын

@Dangerz Own even cheaper on AliExpress

9:10 I'm pretty certain that chair was just there because every small hotel/motel that wasnt like a big chain had chairs on the sidewalk for you to sot in like a little balcony

“Model number: *WOLF* “ they have this site set up well

Danny and Drew are not one person, but they’re not two different people either. They are three different people

@kdeatherage42

4 жыл бұрын

What

@minette222

4 жыл бұрын

danny, drew and their third identity - kurtis

@melaniep4099

4 жыл бұрын

Just a random Person Sounds about right

@chickenalpaca0332

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@KADE.7

4 жыл бұрын

You just blew my mind

It’s past 2 AM on a Thursday night and you’re standing outside a little girl’s window eating eggs. *I should just go*

@aizamazhar5610

4 жыл бұрын

I’m stealing this from another comment but this did remind me of the Instagram dude. I GOT. TO GO. GOTTA GO.

@ShahAlam-zh5ko

3 жыл бұрын

*GOTTA GO*

@liltimmy3627

3 жыл бұрын

17:01

@notareptilianiswear.6600

3 жыл бұрын

I should go, I’m Commander Shepard and these are my favorite eggs on the citadel.

If Drew didn’t finish college, he deserves an honorary degree because he does enough math in these videos.

Yo drew, when i was a kid i used to look at the street sign "Bridge icy" but i read it Icky. I truly thought they were warning us that the bridge was gross. Reminds me of the road work ahead joke.

13:08 that censor was on point 👌

@oteletampis7513

5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck*

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

@Raven -Chan he knows

@mollypep2507

4 жыл бұрын

Raven -Chan same

@saltylemon8203

4 жыл бұрын

Raven -Chan me too

@Ry_zing

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashriel9631 r/woooosh

This guy-the luxury pranks guy-went to my college and I would see him in the hall sometimes. he looked perpetually embarrassed

@Alienpromqueen

4 жыл бұрын

Parker or Chester?

@James-tv2bm

4 жыл бұрын

Which one

@gacha_nora278

4 жыл бұрын

PARKER OR CHESTER WE NEED F***ING ANSWERS WOMAN!!!!

@nora-rk1iq

4 жыл бұрын

WHICH ONE🗿

@misses1768

4 жыл бұрын

Which one

11:15 model number: wolf

13:07 good thing you censored that, there could be children watching!

For people wondering, yes, he is really selling a life size sign.

@moose3720

5 жыл бұрын

I want one

@keithberwanger6595

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's just a sign at that point.

@maggiegray5517

5 жыл бұрын

yes, and it’s $200

@Abby-ro4is

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH BUT IM A POOR ASS BITCH

@exitlude.

5 жыл бұрын

@@maggiegray5517 WHAT

If I had 200$ to spend, you better believe I would immediately spend it on this road work sign just so I could have a fucking road work sign in my room

@Altheaisokay

5 жыл бұрын

ypu can get one at no cost.. at your local construction site.

@iwatchyoutube7311

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but does it have "I sure hope it does" written on it?

10:30 that woman looks like she's being held and forced to be in the video against her will

13:08 I like how he didn't even try.

Gender : male Material: metal Style : trendy Occasion : party Road work ahead : uh yeah I sure hope it does

@fluteisland

5 жыл бұрын

thanks for stealing

@alexishamel7843

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel : Trivago

@edaj1990

5 жыл бұрын

Hey your name is cool

@TheSweetestPea94

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel: trivago

@anonymoose6566

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's Maybelline!

You're like Danny Gonzalez with +10 sarcasm

@roarynymeria2773

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe Danny Gonzales is like him

@sunshine6997

4 жыл бұрын

Wait I thought this was Danny Gonzales?? Ah man, tricked again..

@abbydumas5175

4 жыл бұрын

what do you mean? this IS danny gonzalez..

@noir6207

4 жыл бұрын

They are the same

@shineinstars

4 жыл бұрын

uh this IS danny wym

I went to middle school with the main dude of LuxuryPranks and high school with the girl that he said is 1 foot tall and this is one of the best videos I've seen in my entire life. That being said, we made youtube videos when we were like 12 and I stopped... maybe I should've stuck with him lmao

@trapdoorguppi

2 жыл бұрын

Parker hajiskari?

@dogeeseseegod101

2 жыл бұрын

@@trapdoorguppi yep

@jubileetea

11 ай бұрын

bro do you have any stories

I want this sound effect 8:50

"it's free" "$7 shipping" "You can only ship 1 item at a time" 🤔🤔🤔

@lauratroy13

4 жыл бұрын

That's how all this 'free' web shops work. Wish.com is the same

@astral4742

4 жыл бұрын

I mean...I can find every single one of those items on aliexpress for 1$ each so... 😒

@TheCyxnDragon

4 жыл бұрын

I used to like them like years ago and i got the ♾ braclet. Took 2- 2 and a half months to ship (i live in the us) and it broke in about half a week to a week.

@sidneyneal8319

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Queen has

@jgray1831

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Queen HAS!

*no YOU’RE under arrest*

@kiteparadise4448

5 жыл бұрын

*no YOU'RE under arrest*

@ninjabutterrible4302

5 жыл бұрын

*no YOU'RE under arrest*

@slpyari

5 жыл бұрын

*pulls out reverse uno card*

@evoken1216

5 жыл бұрын

*Touches penis*

@evoken1216

5 жыл бұрын

*nigga dale*

Us: sticker ain't enough Drew: Okay, I'll step up the game a little Also drew: *I SELLING SIGN WITH PEN MARK ARE YOU HAPPY NOW*

When drew talks Math I space out and by the time I space back in I see drew talking to himself as the moon

I thought you were joking about you selling the sign but then I checked your shop and you actually were lol

@Ellemiss

5 жыл бұрын

2341 5h4m3 the door is that way👉🏿👉🏿👉🏿🚪

Your 'ads' are ridiculously entertaining; I wish all KZreadrs put your amount of effort making entertaining ads.

@cassiopeiapeacock4139

5 жыл бұрын

It makes me wanna actually use what they're advertising

@Mizu-AM

5 жыл бұрын

His and Danny's are worth watching! I honestly skip ads from other KZreadrs but would never skip an ad from Drew or Danny! I honestly loved Drew's Audio book sponsor

5:09 I would slap the crap out of him if he put is dirty shoes on my white bed.

@user-ld8vx5lj4i

Жыл бұрын

For real you don’t know where those shoes were

I love how he censors thing AFTER he says it.

*_I’m a little stinker and I eat eggs outside windows sometimes_*

@Bread-ky6ri

5 жыл бұрын

Vibha B I Grunt In people's Kitchens.

@bigboing2620

5 жыл бұрын

The Roblox Noob why are you everywhere In these comments lmao

@mkobd

5 жыл бұрын

I hate when people eat eggs outside windows, thats what we have pineapple for smh my head

you'll spend tons of money on Jake Paul tickets but you wont spend 5$ to set up a sting operation with these two bad asses?

@hulksmash9903

5 жыл бұрын

SPEED WEED with beloved amazing Chester*

even though these videos are staged it’s still important to know that you shouldn’t really text a random person on any social media platform🧍🏽‍♀️

@TheHutchIsOn

8 ай бұрын

No shit

@guybrush1701

4 ай бұрын

True, but this garbage content should NOT be promoted as entertainment. This is a REAL problem and it pisses me off so much that they make a mockery out of it.

21:20 I literally used honey to buy super worms online for my bearded dragon lmao

@finnsterfinnfinneon

4 жыл бұрын

hey, Doppio, how's bossu?

@scarthecheetah1958

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno Giovanna in an infinite death because of you but it’s whatever

@finnsterfinnfinneon

4 жыл бұрын

@@scarthecheetah1958 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

drew is the only person on youtube who i dont skip the brand deals for

@hiiroji_5419

5 жыл бұрын

drew *is* the only person on youtube

@adenabdulla308

5 жыл бұрын

the strange fascinations of maddie and danny Gonzales

@irismorado8927

5 жыл бұрын

can’t relate

@zoedarrah3176

5 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Danny's brand deals

@joshuasim9326

5 жыл бұрын

And noel Miller as well

the grunting dude straight up sounds like a vindicator from minecraft

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like people don't know grunting existed before Minecraft ffs

@yowch1081

3 жыл бұрын

@LVBBoi Oh you haven’t heard that Mojang invented grunting?

@lo1z376

3 жыл бұрын

@@yowch1081 true. people are so uneducated these days

The chair facing the door bit made me laugh HOWEVER there is a hoarder house in my town you can drive by and see the old man sitting in a recliner a foot from his glass front door, and behind and around him is just a wall of stuff. It’s wild

Back before I was a furry I encountered one of their videos about caring a furry preditor. It was the most wrong steropyiocle thing ever. He was saying stuff like how he's not human, and acting like his "fursuit" was a part of him For anyone who's unaware, that's not how furries act like at all.

@BlackOrderAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds hilarious :'y Was the fursuit as bad as I'm picturing it, or was it one of those ones I've heard cost $3k

@Boooo

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackOrderAlchemist If its the one I remember seeing, its really bad

@viemarirunoa

2 жыл бұрын

Your grammar is dismal

@wyattp8479

2 жыл бұрын

@@viemarirunoa he spelled one word wrong lmao

@CartoonHangout

2 жыл бұрын

@@wyattp8479 Technically he spelled 2 words wrong.

I like how her “parents” let a “14 year old girl” hang out with some Radom 30 year old couple

@luthermorrisjr1657

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, “Let her”

@scollace

3 жыл бұрын

Your name is a lie

@carneykils1772

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something onision would do...

Drew Gooden: • makes money from KZread • spends money on KZreadrs' merch • makes more money from KZread

@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver

5 жыл бұрын

He's a Gooden person.

I love how genuine this is and actually has good financial and job advice, the sponsor isn't even annoying

3:25 And then you have me. Watching 3 year old drew videos. Premium content

@AudreyLunaGarner

Жыл бұрын

*5 years old now*

We’re here to catch child predators but we let them out without trying to stop them obviously

@dasutanehineri

4 жыл бұрын

Of course, because that's the appropriate response to getting clear proof of someone with ill intent. That's the first thing they teach you in law school

@EI_Greko

4 жыл бұрын

@@dasutanehineri haha

@el_frijol2354

4 жыл бұрын

What do u think? They can not touch or hurt them cause they are gonna give the footage to the police and if they do they to go to court if hurting them

@Sword2D

4 жыл бұрын

@@el_frijol2354 It's not like they can just hold him down and not punch him or smth but ok

Gender: Men Material: Good Content Occassion: KZread Danny: Gonzales

@haydenlovellette1927

5 жыл бұрын

Hotel:trivago

@imabanana3762

5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex: but ok

@hyenahearts6500

5 жыл бұрын

That's: a lotta damage

@celeste9549

5 жыл бұрын

Hey guys what's up

@ashriel9631

5 жыл бұрын

@@haydenlovellette1927 Joke is: Dead

We love an honest merch sale 🥰 this is why you're the only channel on KZread

As cool as Honey sounds, Markiplier got in my head How are they making money? They clearly have it if they’re able to sponsor everyone Are they doing something with your data? WHO ARE THEY

@madeliner1682

Жыл бұрын

That goes for just about every service. If you're not paying, you're not the customer.

@what..

Жыл бұрын

it’s ok i get my silly 5 dollar coupon they can have my data

@maddieb.4282

9 ай бұрын

Yea. They sell your data. Why is that shocking? How did you think they made money?

@CherryXXCola

9 ай бұрын

I literally have the biggest trust issues with services like that to the point where if it seems like too good of a deal, I’ll absolutely analyse the fuck outta that privacy policy and terms of service

@BasicViewer

4 ай бұрын

Did anything come out about Honey?

When u said "who is 1 foot tall" in that smug voice I just lost it LOL

@bellac.9828

4 жыл бұрын

It was the John Mulaney voice that did it.

Premium censoring at 13:09

I have a life-size road work ahead sign except it’s bigger than me and isn’t signed by the vine star who created it (i can’t remember his name). my mom found it, it takes up my entire room, but everyone can see i am truly committed to this vine and i refuse to move it.

@MrMonkeMan141

2 жыл бұрын

His name's Danny Gonzalez

@LittleIcarus

Жыл бұрын

@@MrMonkeMan141 Jarvis Johnson, you mean

“Honey woke up from a three hibernation “ great joke.

That chair bit was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile

@minervasden3525

5 жыл бұрын

Madison Mathews I agree with this.

@andrewwinslow9315

5 жыл бұрын

Madison Mathews Why don't you have a seat

Paying someone to write an essay for you isn't illegal, turning it in is. That's how services like edubirdy get off the hook.

@jamesdensham4948

5 жыл бұрын

They're meant as a "example learning guide" but nobody rewrites it in their own words

I love how Drew is behind the chair and says "Busted!" 😆😆

Jaystation catching predators is hilarious in a depressing way

I thought all viners weren't funny irl You proved me wrong bruh. Good shit

@hunnahunnahunnas

5 жыл бұрын

Levy Atã you should watch Danny Gonzalez

@noticeable_difference7340

5 жыл бұрын

and cody ko and noel miller

@Alkarston

5 жыл бұрын

I read weren’t as were because apparently I can’t read.

@soft.lovinq

5 жыл бұрын

And daz games

@queenmari99

5 жыл бұрын

Caleb City is a funny asf viner

Those three weeks without an upload from the only and best youtuber on the platform was worrying me. How are they supposed to make money without you Drew?

"It's 2 am, and you're standing outside a little girl's window, eating eggs" "This is by no means something new-"

I remember Joey Salads. used to pal around with Tony Soups back in high school