Damn. Celestia is so dirty minded.

@somedudewhodraws9377

3 жыл бұрын

U know Celestia did say (Thiers no wrong way to fantasize Spike) in one episode. Yeh fans thinx shes naughty minded upstairs ;)

@mandychan727

Жыл бұрын

@@somedudewhodraws9377 the way there talking no wonder celestia's mind goes off to the dirty mind

@veleriafernandez498

2 ай бұрын

Fff😊

luna and twilight sneaking around the castle with celestia following them. this would be really weird for any guard to witness.

@Clarisse-ye3mw

2 ай бұрын

Yeah

@veleriafernandez498

2 ай бұрын

Fjo❤❤❤j

That ending, though.

Entire time I'm listening to this I'm thinking "They're doin' it... no wait... metal scraping across the ground... it's a telescope... ooooooooh OK." then the end. "Yup. They're doin it."

Oh my goddess, Emogak/Kagome your vocal range and mimicry of Celestia, Luna and Twilight were absolutely perfect. Anyone listening in would have thought it was the MLP cast preforming this fic reading. Twilight and Luna pulled the old bait and switch on Celestia just to insure a truly private session alone.

...well in her defense... who wouldn't come to that conclusion?

am done! my dirty mind has taken over! all of this was just a telescope...

@CeoOfTheBOIS

6 жыл бұрын

DAMMIT BISHOP I HOW DID I FIND YOU HERE!!!???

Wait, why was Celestia so upset about what she thought they were doing? They're both consenting adults. There IS an enormous age difference, but there isn't that much of a difference in their maturity levels.

@crystalqueen9711

6 жыл бұрын

Katie A Age is just a number Likewise, jail is just a room And death is just a state of being

@JohnBeNice

5 жыл бұрын

Does one age when trapped in the moon? Or would it be the same as if she was in limbo where time has no effect?

@archeishere1

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnBeNice well its better than being incased in stone and fully aware all the time. And I thought the "Elements of Harmony" are good but to me their just "Elements of HARM-ony"

@somedudewhodraws9377

3 жыл бұрын

True. Twilights clearly an adult mare and Luna is as well XD! So whats the problem here?

@rendomstranger8698

2 жыл бұрын

@@somedudewhodraws9377 Well, a massive imbalance of power would be a serious problem. But Luna made it pretty clear that she wanted to be treated as a friend. And Twilight made it clear that the interest in the activity was mutual.

I just caught my 8 yr old niece watching this...

@MigotRen

7 жыл бұрын

rach m and? is there a problem?

@matty4z

7 жыл бұрын

telescopes some people dont like em lol

@eatingkroniisass6401

7 жыл бұрын

rach m hopefully there's no clop

@matty4z

7 жыл бұрын

no there isnt luna N twilight make a telescope celestia thinks they are up to no good > good laugh

@koopaking6148

7 жыл бұрын

Well kids are bound to hear some adult humour once and a while... At least this one is more tame than most...

Dost thou wishest to make out? 😂😂😂😂

@fanoffiction3669

6 жыл бұрын

Ok I am going to fucking use that.

@JohnBeNice

5 жыл бұрын

Oath mate

@destinykaywinnettwinnett6869

5 жыл бұрын

What dose that mean

@JohnBeNice

5 жыл бұрын

@@destinykaywinnettwinnett6869 it's old English. It basically says "do you want to make out?"

@destinykaywinnettwinnett6869

5 жыл бұрын

Fan Of Fiction like kiss

Mmm-mmm-mmmm~ Do these smooth boomjams sound familiar bby~

@isthatyouman09

8 жыл бұрын

I love your smooth jazz

@14nsmusic44

7 жыл бұрын

GutiuSerenade gimme dat saxaphone *sway my emo oc's mane* *playing careless whisper* *looking at the camera with my red and black eyes*

What a twist at the end…

@Clarisse-ye3mw

2 ай бұрын

I know 😅

@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer

2 ай бұрын

​@@Clarisse-ye3mwI forgot this fic and channel even existed... Gotta say though, the ending still got me, even after all these years 😂 I also just now seen that Emogak did a reading of "PenPal", I'll have to go listen to that now.

I am so done.

@bonnibelledefamme1810

8 жыл бұрын

same

@jayeq9974

7 жыл бұрын

Saber Sam ur profile says it

@lilirash2876

4 жыл бұрын

I see your profile pic....

Omg ! I totally misunderstood this 75% of the way through * oops XD

THAT ENDING OMFG!!!!!

I KNEW IT ! I have understood it was a telescope when Twilight said "ouch, my eye !"

What the actual hell did I just listen to

@lornperkins4270

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha lmao

twilight made that oh Luna made this sound dirty

GOOD LORD! What a wild ride. I loved the switch right at the end where they actually were gonna make out.

Yeah... Around 9:30 it was obvious it was a telesscope ('Ouch! My eye!' and 'I can't fit it all in' and most importantly the eyepatch joke). Yet still, it was really enjoyable! Thankms for the reading! :)

@Mia-fr8ug

6 жыл бұрын

Fizyk bnm

10 min in...I swear to Wuten, if this is a printing press....

@Kro-RissaVirus

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah no

@Rofloflcopta

8 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@philliphollweck7663

8 жыл бұрын

You watched Ultimate Girls, didn't you?

Damn, what a plot twist....twice. Good job, Kagome. Keep up the good work.

There were *too many* sex jokes in this😆😆

@Clarisse-ye3mw

2 ай бұрын

I know 😂

I stopped at 8:56, my filthy 21 year old mind demanded that I preserve what little innocence I have.

@gavinwarmath1215

6 жыл бұрын

What innocence

@pissapocalypse

6 жыл бұрын

No you didn't 😏

I saw the ending coming from a mile away (and I only saw this bit in a Futurama episode), but _damn_ I loved it. Good show. Jolly good show.

7:34 I thought it was video games

It's only dirty if you have a dirty mind. Think about that, Celestia. also, love the new intro, Kagome. very nice

"Twilight would rush to your side, like a puppy to it's master!" Oh I approve of that analogy! It's quite apt! >;2 LOL

my mind was so stuck in the gutter that squirrels made a nest out of it, and the music didnt help that ether, oh sweet celesta this was a great read, i was rolling, thank you for this vid Emogak

7min Minutes In. I'm Getting Vibs That This Is A Porno

@spiceywolf15

8 жыл бұрын

same.

@janethekiller1272

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@justarette133

8 жыл бұрын

+Winter Blast GODDAMMIT! GIVE ME THE SLAZORS BEAM

@janethekiller1272

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Volt lol

@destinymachado6142

8 жыл бұрын

Is that the reason you clicked on it😑

I SWEAR I BROKE A CHAIR AFTER HEARING THIS

mutters internally: this isn't a clopfic, this isn't a clopfic!, THIS ISN'T A CLOPFIC, *THIS ISN'T A CLOPFIC*

@Sel7in

2 жыл бұрын

They’re using telescopes

Lol okay that was a great ending. Brilliant job Emogak :-). And thanks Nate T for making it happen. :-)

This is all just pure troll, I love it!

what was celestia thinking

i knew it had something to do with astronomy!!!!!!!😀😁😂

I've read so many dorty jokes and stories that I saw the outcome from miles away...

OMG! The things that are going on through Celestia's mind!

This was my first comedy listening and it was hilarious! XD Liked, and subscribed! ;)

I figured out they were stargazing the second Celestial said that there was nothing in the attic

I swear to god they are using telescopes

Wow, your voice is really beautiful :) And you do a great job at adding sounds and music! Bravo :D

DAMN! I literally had to fight with myself to keep my mind out of the gutter.

So... This is gonna be one of THOSE ones, ey? *cough cough (That's what she said memes all around) cough cough*

@firesnake47

8 жыл бұрын

12:19 Aaaand boom goes the dynamite. Thus the ship has been sunk

@firesnake47

8 жыл бұрын

14:12 Nm. It simply dove beneath the waves. Who knew that this ship was... a submarine!

I'm calling it, It's a telescope for stargazing.

“Doest thou wishes to make out?” I died…. 💀😂

Hey Emogak -Mazer here ^_^. Cannot believe this old fanfic I wrote has been so popular with your reading. I hope it has been a lot of lols for you reading it as it was for me writing it.

I SHIP IT!! LUNA X TWILIGHT!!!

"Ow, my right eye!"

So awesome Emogak! Well worth the wait. Excellent job!

Tuna best ship tbh

@dvoremay6683

8 жыл бұрын

tuna best fish

@isthatyouman09

8 жыл бұрын

+dvore may annnd there goes the soda out my nose. Dvore best comment.

@dvoremay6683

8 жыл бұрын

why thank you good sir

@heycrayzie8532

8 жыл бұрын

I like it platonically... Not in THAT way...

Magnaluna art is so good

I read the comments before the end and... Wtf Edit: tho i can understand the nerdgasm of both twilight and luna from their shared interest

I just love misconceptions when others ease-drop.

I remember hearing this somewhere else as well, it's a good twist.

Sometimes you gotta ride through the story to see daylight. UwU

Honestly, I don't understand why Celestia was enraged by their "dirty talk". Just because Luna is younger doesn't make her filly for buck sake! And Twilight is at least in her 20s by now.

@Sel7in

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, i find this ship to be cute, its okay, but when you really think of it- luna is like..2000 years old meanwhile twilight is only 20-27 years old, plus celestia is twilights mentor and lunas sister

THE ENDING! OMFG XD

So a bait n switch... That leads into a bait n switch on the bait n switch??? WAAAAAAAAAAT

I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!

@corindiaz5217

5 жыл бұрын

Fish Eye me too

That was excellent, and in so many ways too!

I am not surprised by any of this, but I'm still somewhat surprised at myself for staying the entire length. ... Why did I phrase it that way?

Context is magic

The dialogue is very sensual and the music playing in the background gets the mid to think 🤔 what is gong on between Luna and Twilight? Good thing this wasn’t animated, then things would get wild. Yikes.

11:11 I'm guessing it's a telescope.

@Sel7in

2 жыл бұрын

It is

The Hell did I just click on...? After listening to this, I learned to not judge things so fast. God damn it. Never mind.

11:50 in I know it's a telescope but damn they playing it off on celestia

Huza the twist has been doubled

The dirty side of my mind has taken over 99.99% of my brain... Dammit...

1:12 may I offer you some tea, human?

Oh My. What a story.

Luna light huh ok that works. Now I have the sound of Twilight saying it's to big pull it back stuck in my head ;)

@melody5697

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's called TwiLuna.

@agustinrodriguez5883

6 жыл бұрын

agustin

I've read too much of these "fake porn act" type of fanfic so, it's very predictable where this is going... HOWEVER, right at the end of the story caught me off guard. I'm not gonna spoil anything for those who haven't watched (or hear) the whole story, but just keep watching it.

@westjordan8686

8 жыл бұрын

I actually haven't read many of the "fake porn act" fiction as you call them but it was pretty see through and the end also caught me off guard

From the get-go I knew they were talking about telescopes

I FREAKING KNEW IT

only in 5 min and I'm already thinkin dirty

Ah.. Ah... Ahhhh... Ahhhhh! AH! AHHHH! AHHH!

11 mins in and i bet its a telescope.

@gundum4589

7 жыл бұрын

called it

love your new intro and graphics.

They played Celestia like a damn fiddle

The first time I heard this,I was confused. The metal scraping sounds were a giveaway that they weren't doing what it sounded like. I don't think.....certain things are made of metal.

Thats a amazing story!!:-):-)

i cant stop to grin after this

I just can’t help knowing it’s not a porno, yet hearing it in such a way like it was one

I had a feeling it was going to end that way. Btw where's Wuten, he's always attracted to stuff like this?

I liked it and knew what was coming but it's misleading and that is what I'd like about it.

God damn it

doing a 360 2 times withing 5 min not bad XD

Lovely artwork ❤

This was a big time case of "that sounded dirty". XD

celestia feels sobsoty right now

w8 why did Luna say she was coming?

@dandelion2942

7 жыл бұрын

FUCKYEAH CAPSLOCK WTF SCOOTALOO!!? YOU'RE A CHILD YOU SHOULDN'T BE-this is what the CMC have been doing??

@fanoffiction3669

6 жыл бұрын

FUCKYEAH CAPSLOCK maybe she was looking out the window?

Bwahahahaaa! The fucking context....LOL!

Lmao celestia being dirty...

i think it is a telescope

LOL a telescope i called it !!!!

Fantastic narration!

Plot twist: They were _actually_ doing the naughty.

*deep voice* ohh yeah

i hate clop/sex fics, but this was really nice. and its not really a sex fic, it just gives that feeling.