"General Atomics from Fallout is a real company, they just have to commit to the bit" is the wildest chat message i ever saw. cant believe my streamer missed it

8:46 if daves starts a sentence with "i feel like" its an early warning indicator of him about to say something spicy

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

8 ай бұрын

much like a baboon bearing their teeth, dave has warning signs before he strikes.

infrared light (the type tv remotes and garage door remotes use) in huge amounts has a couple of unique properties; first: it is invisible to the naked eye second: it is still light, very bright and invisible light so, there are stories of people that have stared at powerful infrared light and gone blind from the power of the laser. So theoretically, you can make an invisible blinding ray. Dave must not be allowed to know this, the power of the Lumen.

@sirrealism7300

8 ай бұрын

This is such an evil crime I'm going to make a inconspicuous mass blinding machine.

@theoverseer4886

25 күн бұрын

Better yet you can buy a laser capable of doing this for like $300 lmao

11:11 "The thing that gives me a lot of peice of mind, when I eventualy depart this mortal coil, is that if my body is not disposed of kinda like in a Death Stranding way... The bacteria within my tummy that have been cultivated for so long... And have been sent through such chaos, and war, and bloodshed, will break out and destroy this world and all we love and hold dear!" ~Tomato "Nurgal's best friend" Gaming

An intro with Dave is a blessing every time

@Tom-jt1mr

8 ай бұрын

Every single time Dave is on, the intro is half the highlight lol

I've seen those flashlights and always thought they were just nonsense marketing with photoshop. Good lord I am sold.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

8 ай бұрын

the ones that are anything less than a few hundred dollars absolutely ARE scams, a good friend of mine spent like 350 cad on two flashlights and they’re not nearly as bright as the videos make it look.

@TeamOneDay

8 ай бұрын

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 I figured, why I didn't invest in them. Maybe in the future when I find a reputable source.

I am scared of tomato one day holding the light of god.

@mkultra2958

8 ай бұрын

It's his GOD given 2nd Amendment RIGHTS to keep and bear assault flashlights

@sirrealism7300

8 ай бұрын

He needs it to hold back the Molemen

i was asleep and the power cut out in my house which made my monitors reset and the bright white light from my monitors at like 3am made me think a nuke went off outside my house i think if someone pointed one of those flashlights through my window in a similiar scenario my body would just disintergrate through sheer fear

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

8 ай бұрын

unrelated but, the realization that the power is out when you first wake up is the most dreadful shit, especially if you have a fan running all the time and wake up to just SILENCE.

me: says hey back... also me: gets spine Gripped&Ripped out of my body.

“Tomato & Dave intro” say no more, let me get my hazmat suit to enjoy this one

34:13 is legendary. The fear in his "Mother of God..." is palpable

The nugget in the credits is wearing the E.G.O. suit "Fragments from Somewhere". They're using the E.G.O. weapon "Beak" from Punishing Bird, and suppressing the abnormality Scarecrow Searching for Wisdom.

our first tomato/dave discussion in a while and tomato fires off wanting to flash people (with a 1000² lumens flashlight)

i cant wait for tomato to point his flashlight at someone and they end up like ansem at the end of kingdom hearts

ah perfect upload timing for my completely nocturnal ass, now i have something to watch before bed! (its 6am)

great work as always Gnome sama!

The spooky ghosts hiding in the shadows when I pull out my 2,000,000 lumen flashlight and delete the concept of "not annoyingly bright" from existence.

Nice seeing someone a play and beat a ghost game I would quit after ten minutes playing. The mime thief made it funny to watch. :)

This funny but hearing the background progression of Dave's death disease (tm) into blood urine makes me worry

imgagine: a tomato and dave podcast...

I need one of these flashlights NOW

"if anyone dares approach this guy they're gonna s-" no they wont Tamto... no they wont...

I love my silly little gnome videos :)

EXUUUUUUUUUUUUU CALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@matthewyeldig4608

8 ай бұрын

I get that reference!

@yamihikarilightdark9

8 ай бұрын

I’m going to Californiiiiaaaaaaa

The blood transfusions thing always makes me laugh because unless you find a way to fully replace every cell in your body WITHOUT error, you’ll eventually reach a point where your DNA gets so fucked you’d die of every cancer at once. Blood transfusions from babies won’t stop your DNA from mutating :) Focus on your life, not your death.

poggy woggy

@sirrealism7300

8 ай бұрын

Whos yow favowit?

@Dia06

8 ай бұрын

​@@sirrealism7300zumbo sauce

Hey.

toast stream

Thank you Gnome, for more Tomato

4:33 well that escalated

Lumens are good, but candela is king

The start of this bit reminds me of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. If those kids had the technology back in the day Eddy would definitely trick and sleep deprive the neighborhood with these heavily discounted 900k lumen flashlights.

Alternative to my previous comment: I A M 𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓬