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@sadiemaeee

Жыл бұрын

how did you do that ????

@airidotcom

Жыл бұрын

4 hours ago?? 😟

@ryosxka

Жыл бұрын

HOW-

@sadiemaeee

Жыл бұрын

i smell inspect element 😮😮😂😂

@LaggerKnight

Жыл бұрын

3:03 Same here dude

Java still not checking the ‘don’t show again’ box for locking artifacts is putting all my bones into attack mode

@nightcreeper4638

Жыл бұрын

I have no idea why but I haven't ticked that box yet either, kinda stupid but oh well

@BChuckVT

Жыл бұрын

Knowing him, he probably deliberately does it just to make people mald.

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

What other modes do your bones have?

@Serbian3

Жыл бұрын

@@froggy5748 my bones have a squishy mode

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

@@Serbian3 is that a Danny Gonzalez reference

judging by the title, java lost the 50/50 and he's now desperately trying to get wanderer.

@Chukky_E.A

Жыл бұрын

He probably got a non catalyst user or weapon

@1shoukiii

Жыл бұрын

@@Chukky_E.A yeah he got keqing

@Chukky_E.A

Жыл бұрын

@@1shoukiii Yeah, I saw Still watching to see his luck

@delighyt

Жыл бұрын

Wait, a friendly conversation in the KZread comments?? I haven't seen that for so long!

@Noah_Existence

Жыл бұрын

@@delighyt especially one with over 4 replies. This is a non-rogue reply section 💀

His cryo catalyst jokes have the same energy as “Day one of waiting for X character”

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of almost two years ago when one of my friends started keeping track of how many days she’s been waiting for shenhe, back when she was leaked as a model and everyone thought she was human cloud retainer. Shenhe came out like a year later and now the poor girl hasn’t even had a rerun lmao

@Pixelat1on

Жыл бұрын

@@froggy5748 im literally begging for her to have a rerun

@crematedfelony

Жыл бұрын

@@froggy5748 im more than glad to have gotten lucky on her first and only banner because it seems like she wont be rerunning this year :] the longest lack of reruns after initial banner.

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

@@crematedfelony when she finally gets a rerun I’m probably gonna get her because now I actually have a Eula for her to support and I’m finally bothering to build my ayaka. I was so disappointed that I couldn’t justify pulling her on her first banner because I didn’t use any cryo or physical dps at the time because she’s absolutely gorgeous

@crematedfelony

Жыл бұрын

@@froggy5748 solution couldve been to make her dps, but i cant relate either way, i pull purely on enjoyment and shes visually the most attractive of the women to me. that she makes my Kaeya hit 30k bursts is a Very appreciated byproduct though!

Me wondering if java still remembered that he had gnesis crystals:

@r_asakura

Жыл бұрын

lol

@NamiiWavee

Жыл бұрын

Probably forgot or he's just not using them

@jellyfidhs

Жыл бұрын

didnt he spend them all in the last spells only tho? (correct me if I’m wrong)

@i.2.nn8

Жыл бұрын

I think that's what he used for Scaramouche in the previous previous video

@bonzaivtube

Жыл бұрын

Iirc he dosnt wanna use them because the whole point of these accounts is to stay f2p and keep with the ‘only’ challenge. He mentioned it in a previous video.

Wishing ritual for Scara: play bohemian rhapsody while pulling for him

@acewray4288

Жыл бұрын

thats what i did and i got him lol

@ChibiDaGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@acewray4288 same early and wasn't expecting it

@AnShiraishi_

Жыл бұрын

Help my friend did this and got him 💀

@Cansu_LMK

Жыл бұрын

I did that and it worked too

As the fiance to a Heizou main, it's highly recommended you *don't* give Heizou EM. He's very much a dps who's attack-hungry, like Xiao. So those pieces you rolled with attack and both crits are really beautiful pieces for him!

You don’t want new bloom set for Yae, you would want gilded dreams (as it also increases Yae’s personal damage as well as hyperbloom damage)

@eider4469

Жыл бұрын

btw does 2pc gilded 2pc furry also work? I have no clue how she works but she does like 30k/tic so I was wondering if 4pc would be better

@selenivee

Жыл бұрын

i defy her main set because i run her main dps, highest burst dmg was 68k :D

@anyanP

Жыл бұрын

@@eider4469 iirc gilded should be slightly better than 2p2p, but getting good 4p set is harder. 2p2p is perfectly reasonable option, not just em set + TF, but atk% + TF or even atk% + EM.

@ochithabandara3463

Жыл бұрын

@@selenivee woah build?

@No-bf4zo

Жыл бұрын

@@selenivee yass my highest is 73k aggravate without buffs lol

Heizou is one of the very few anemo characters that DOESN'T need an excessive amount of EM. He can do similar with ATK/Anemo/Crit, so you don't really need to stress about god tier levels of having 4 ideal stats.

@doplop

Жыл бұрын

scara too. they also don't need 4 piece vv

@felicenavidad

Жыл бұрын

Nor Xiao

Im pretty sure Java has the strictest requirements for artifacts ive ever seen. Lot of those pieces have a good chance of being upgrades from what he currently has. Its okay if it rolls into Def or flat HP if the other rolls are good lol, especially for an account that has so few leveled artifacts

@anarchy7535

Жыл бұрын

Between him and Deelo I'm tempted to skip over them leveling artifacts because it genuinely gets me really irritated watching them shittalk good stuff. It's not just "it has to be decent," it's got to be 4 perfect stats AND not start with a low roll.

@wayneapgar5834

Жыл бұрын

​@@anarchy7535 100% agree. I usually just use forward button to see how the artifact rolls but not have to hear the absurd comments

If you get a ridiculous amount of good husk pieces, you could just put together a set for ningguang. The 4 piece set bonus gives 24% geo damage bonus. And then all that extra defense will increase survivability for her in abyss

@eulalord9617

Жыл бұрын

this hurt me to read but it might work

-wishing ritual exist any character that the event 5-star hates: *OH NO*

I love how Javas model always slightly changes regarding the season, on Halloween we had purple and orange Java, and now he even has a little mistletoe on his head! Wait a min...

No, you see, the game was trying to give you Scaramouche! It just accidentally gave you the artifact set related to him instead.

Java : are you thirsty ? Me, who's about to drink : how do you know

Java entertains us in cost of his sanity

So, you see, Ei decided to take Jean's advice and put Scaramouche into solitary confinement

java at 13:57: burns 2 pyro cups, one with crit on an acc with very few good artifacts 2 minutes later: I oNlY haVE tHreE pyrO CuPs!1!

What’s hilarious is that husk is the set explaining Scara’s lore, so it’s like he’s still taunting him

Heizou is so good with a pure crit build. Though those def pulls kill my heart

Honestly in most cases having the right main stats and good substats is far more important that set bonuses. Don't be afraid of 2pc set or completely broken sets. The exception is VV set or Blizzard for cryo characters. Klee for example doesn't need 4pc CW. Even with double hydro she doesn't have good vape consistency. You could give her 2pc CW and 2pc of any of the atk% sets. That husk hat you got is very worth leveling. Also Mona does great on an ER sands. She gets bonus hydro damage based on her ER.

I'm sorry you lost the 50-50, Java. I hope that an early 5* makes their way to you, whether it be on this account or your main. It's always nice to see an upload, best of luck to you on your rolls.

9:37 "ITS THE SAME EXACT PIECE" Last words of positive artifact farming java

I’ll allow genesis crystals Java because wanderer is an amazing character and definitely would be amazing for the account so go ahead

i guess it would be so much better for account if you first use your resin on a guaranteed upgrades(level to 80, weapon to 90, talents etc) and then on artifacts, bc they don't give any guaranteed bonuses, only if you're lucky

I loved today's vid! Also I wish you a lot of luck for all your future pulls!

3:02 Keqing - new the Electro archon is arrived to overthrow the shogun.

FINALLY THE PART 2

5:52 better answer “but who said I’m smart?”

Spells Only is definitely my favourite 😅 I'm always waiting for this series

You're on Guarantee now, I don't think continuing to wish is a waste

If you have low expectations, then you can only be right or surprised with the outcome

Always put the cryo catalyst joke inn

I have never watched your video to see you suffer , i only watch you because you are the most relatable genshin youtuber

The “are you thirsty” rlly got me bc i was drinking.

At 3:03 I lost my mind. I wanted to lose 50/50 to Keqing, instead, I got Wanderer. I enter KZread, see this video, now I need to be sent to an asylum

@SantaClout

Жыл бұрын

I got the bell instead of redhorn 💀

@r_asakura

Жыл бұрын

I lost my 50/50 for Diluc💀

It might be copium but theres an on set pyro damage cup that you could use instead on klee's circlet because then you have better options for her circlet.

Hey Java I’ve been here since around 12 K I love your Vids and just want to say every time they come out it makes me excited

Thank you Java for uploading. I got sick and this really saved my day

Actually, I feel like artifacts luck is timed. When I get good artifacts, I actually get multiple good ones that day .And when I don't, I get nothing good and everything look terrible

"no more catalyst for a long time" and they took that literally

Ahh yes my dose of pain

EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE LOSES A 50/50 I CAN SEE THE BLACK CHARACTER OUTLINE THEN KZread PUTS AN AD LIKE "Hey... So we're gonna pretend like nothing happened, so have this ad.."

This guy’s humor is on another level,in a good way.

this domain is cursed istg. i needed husk pieces for albedo... now my lvl50 barbara has a wonderful 4pc clam set :') (and still no set for albedo)

Heizou doesn't need EM !! He is like Xiao, you could use 2 atk 2 anemo

i just won my first 5* yesterday 30 mins after watching yours i checked and had exacly 160 primos and did a single pull, i now have wanderer ty!

11:14 Java:"I remember i used to struggle back then sooo much that i had to do co op" Me:Mate it-it wasn't that long ago. Just couple days ago you were struggling.

I better not mention that I got him and his weapon with 5 wishes

"Everyone's favorite stat! DEF %!" Zhongli users that are meant to be tanks: CORRECT!

Happy holidays everyone !!

Hellooo I love your vids! You always make my day!

If you keep rolling for him, try doing it in the cave outside the Shakkei Pavilion domain on Tatarasuna. I won 6 50/50s in a row rolling for him there!

Here's a ritual I did Java: bring heizou to the sanctuary and don't go in just stand outside with him there and just keep burning ur primos and also use yae miko but, dont put her on the field

I highly reccomend pulling for Scara in the akademia in sumeru, it's a good spot, I got him from a single pull, with early pity)

YESSSSSS LETS GOOOOO I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A WEEK

Java: "are you thirsty?" Me: " game sups ad?" Java: " whatever meaning is fine" Me: "yes, it really is gamer sups"

I lost the 50/50 and I got Mona instead and I just kept desperatly pulling every time I could and FINALLY he came home today, I'm way too happy!!!

Hey, I noticed that for your heizou you were looking for em and I just wanted to inform you that em for heizou isn't good. You only want crit and Atk. If you want to go for EM it is possible but I would highly recommend you just go for a crit heizou. Keep up the content.

That ER% piece can be good for Yae! Her burst is really expensive if you don't have a battery so maybe that helps :D

@teacup8303

Жыл бұрын

her burst deals good dmg but its not worth getting er sands over atk since most of her dmg is still in her turrets

@nela1728

Жыл бұрын

@@teacup8303 er is actually pretty viable on her. It's easier to get atk buffs than er

@MrKadirbey

Жыл бұрын

@@nela1728 No?

@nela1728

Жыл бұрын

@@MrKadirbey yes, especially with 4pc emblem and/or if they use an atk catalyst

I was waiting for your posts acckkkkk

lmao happens to me as well, every set i need for healing goes crit and every set i roll on kokomi goes crit 😭

next harbinger pulling ritual: watch the whole Commedia dell'Arte.

imagine if a cryo catalyst character actually gets released and when java tries to pull for the character he loses 50/50

I lovebur vids so much it gives me motivation to farm primos and dedicate myself to 3 accounts too👁👄👁 which i alreasy have

Tsaritsa might be a Cryo Catalyst but we have to wait for 3 years.

Everyone knows you're supposed to play bohemian rhapsody while wishing for scara

My fellow Keqing puller on Wanderer banner victim, I commiserate with thee!

Scharamouche really doesn't like Miko. I was on 19 pity and made a wish as Miko and I got Mona lol

@cynolover

Жыл бұрын

I got Tighnari at 35 pity...lmao

@ayulilengmian

Жыл бұрын

mona saving us from scaramouche once again LMAO

@torch-kun6302

Жыл бұрын

Lol I made a wish as lumine with Miko,venti,jean in the party and got him on the 50/50 at 47 pity

if you wanna keep pulling for wanderer, here's a little ritual I have. go on top of the fountain in the middle of monst and play the character's trailer music (you can also have an afk friend along with you), it worked for me and i got yelan on 14 pity

wouldnt it be better to farm the viridescent domain? since you also have Maiden Beloved artifacts which is the older healing set

Wow I'm so early I refreshed the page and was confused there was a different video at the top lol

well i lost 50/50 on scara banner too and now i have c3 mona :(

The level of patience this guy has is awesome and frightening it's a trait of a psycho 😱

@ItsBlaze003

Жыл бұрын

I am the same

Luck : Something that can basically determine your fortune Let’s hope he gets Ayato and there is sword 4star characters on the banner!

if you wanna roll an artifact to get the crit, you should equip the artifact on barbara (or your support) and roll it and if you wanna roll a def, hp or anything else do it while it's on your dps and also always use reverse psychology

Just ordered with code!! I’ve been wanting some for a while so had to buy some

I lost the 50/50 with scaramouche, but I got his weapon at 2 pity... I also ended up getting scaramouche because I had enough primos to loose the 50/50 and build up pity enough to get him.

monas passive talent actually increases her hydro dmg bonus from her energy recharge, so you can make dps mona and its really good! 4p emblem is the best set

My ritual for Scaramouche almost worked TOO well. I went to the place where Teppei died and had a full team af anemo boys- Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, and Heizou- and did my first ten pull (at 4 pity) and... First wish was Scaramouche. I wish I were kidding. The vod is up on my twitch- It was insane

i love this sersies so much!!!

@xanderstille8616

Жыл бұрын

and yes i am thirsty... you showed me yaemiko and niow i will concider your gamer subs drink..

I Love your videos ❤ ❤

Personally for scara i put Nahida in her little sanctuary area and pulled, it was soft pity on 50/50 though so i guess i had a higher chance

Honestly, if you’re using Yae Miko in a hyperbloom team you might be better of using her on gilded, because w/ slow hydro application like Barbara or Kokomi’s elemental skill you can also get a lot of aggravates as well.

Heizou can also use the new artifacts for sacra if u wanted to pre farm artifacts for him u can also build some for hiezou

If you get more Primos and keep pulling for Scara, I suggest pulling right outside the Sanctuary of Surasthana, where Nahida was kept. It worked for me. I was maining Heizou, too, so I don't know if that might help.

What did you mean by Mona not needing the crit

@that_cat_can_talk

Жыл бұрын

She needs energy recharge for her burst dmg Just like raiden But since Mona is a support she doesn't need crit That's like saying your c6-ing your Bennett for dps and giving him crit dmg

When the Keqing came onto the screen I got a gambling advertisement

My best ritual to do is that everyday you do pull the moment you get primos and i just never lost 50/50 in 1.5years.

8:18 oh my god that circlet can be so good. yknow on an account with itto 😭

“Maybe he does want to-“ *cuts to ad*

i remember my first time i cleared a domain at the highest difficulty w/out co-op mode. i was like ar50 in the eosf domain. pretty quickly, i could clear most domains, but not crimson. My only dps characters i had built at that time were hu tao, raiden, and kind of yanfei. In that domain, you really can't bring pyro or electro easily. But once i pulled kazuha, i was able to clear it very slowly with him, diona, xq, and jean.

I got an add the exact moment the hold wish was supposed to show the character

Java if you do 5 pulls into soft pity you have a 85% chance of getting a 5 star

Oh boy I'm scared.. Edit:NOOOOO KEQING WHYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS SPELLS ONLY NOT SWORDS ONLY

i think a team you could use is heizou yae nahida and barbara for hyperbloom

Finally a New video of of our favorite cup

gotta love watching people from 2 years ago struggling as i relish in the glory of 1 50/50 lost out of 7 with no rituals

Alright Someone whip out the credit card.

After subscribing and liking the video I got clear skin, long eyelashes, ever growing hair and my father came back!