Of course Dale can’t control Laura Croft. She’s 28.

@francoisdelrio1824

5 ай бұрын

^🥶😮‍💨he cold! 😂

@GeneTheOutlaw

5 ай бұрын

Oof! Damn, that's a good one. Big ups!

@blazezero3056

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@jimhaverlock9784

5 ай бұрын

@@blazezero3056 thank you😂

@jimhaverlock9784

5 ай бұрын

@@GeneTheOutlaw appreciate it.

Dale wilson, the dude that gives everyone shit for playing with female characters they could never sleep with, is playing tomb raider

@encrylix9092

5 ай бұрын

Definition of irony.

@wyvernJC

5 ай бұрын

The DUU playing with a female character he Is not going to f*ck 😂

@TellYouSomethinMan

5 ай бұрын

"playing as some wack ass pyra and mythra are those two women that you fantasize but could never have?"

@KingJin726

5 ай бұрын

Eh...its not like he has a choice in that dept. I'm sure he's talking about ppl that have a choice between men and women to play as. I don't usually play with female characters unless they're REALLY good.

@butteredtoast3032

5 ай бұрын

@@KingJin726 he chose to play this game with a female character, just like other people choose to play with female characters in fighting games

Your man called a stone square an “ancient cylinder block” Scholarly

@jettythesunfish

5 ай бұрын

Cube actually, but yeah, he dumb.

@Antronix3

5 ай бұрын

Because cylinders can be blocks at the same time

@acheronnchase6220

5 ай бұрын

@@Antronix3 you get one more try, dummy

@in4mus85

5 ай бұрын

​@@Antronix3👀

@Antronix3

5 ай бұрын

@@in4mus85 please don't think I'm serious.

He calls people broke but is eating cereal with water.

@xOzzyyy

5 ай бұрын

The man is the god of projection

@MeatSim64

5 ай бұрын

​@@xOzzyyy The very definition of it.

@pastqr

4 ай бұрын

It's either his preference or he grew up poor but he said he's lactose intolerant in the video.

@vandalg282

4 ай бұрын

Apparently its a thing even for people who aren't lactose, since its basically how hot cocoa is made. I know OP didn't know that since he wants to insult, but do better. If you're gonna troll, do it correctly.

@rouhsifbenschop7074

4 ай бұрын

you put water in hot cocoa? and not milk?!@@vandalg282

Calls everyone a "Rog" but eats Cocoa Pebbles with water. 😂

bro must be living in the trenches if he eating cereal with water 😈

@itzJuztThomas

5 ай бұрын

Bro fr, when my alcoholic gambler dad blew all his money we still had milk for our cereal. Damn. 😂

@Shadowdancer777

5 ай бұрын

Have you seen where he lives?😅

@SharinganMaster24

5 ай бұрын

I'd rather eat cereal dry before even CONSIDERING putting a drop of water in it.

@HaloDieHard

5 ай бұрын

What's the best part is he actually LIKES it.

@shadowdynamics2752

5 ай бұрын

Calls everyone broke but eats coco pebbles with water that's a brokie

Couldn't think of a game less suitable for Dale than TR. The whole game is about mastery of movement & timing, puzzle solving, and knowing how to navigate the levels, all of which he's terrible at.

@GeneTheOutlaw

5 ай бұрын

It's OK. He's just gonna CHEAT at the game whenever he gets stuck. That's just the way he plays most single player games.

@BoiiBosss

5 ай бұрын

​@@GeneTheOutlaw it´s safe to say that he will and when he can´t get a grasp on the game with cheats.... he gonna Rage Quit and say that he will continue the game another time.... like always

@shodan2002

4 ай бұрын

21:46 song name ?

Wait a minute: Cocoa Pebbles and WATER? Who has chocolate with WATER?

@Zylo82

5 ай бұрын

Is that against the law? It should be.

@klawthechocobo158

5 ай бұрын

To make things worse this moron said he’s lactose intolerant. When he scarfed down a pizza

@GXTHIE

5 ай бұрын

There was a time that i had to eat cereal with water a very few times because of the neighborhood i was living in long time ago, but the fact that Dale tries to flex on being ghetto while also trying to make fun of those people will always be comical lmao

@KasKade7

5 ай бұрын

Clowns like him want to save money on breakfast. But buy thousand dollar limited edition kicks, chains and watches. While living in a sector8 cubicle. Dalusional.

@DerUberBrot

5 ай бұрын

I only ever ate cereal with water because I was broke. Lactose-free milk costs more than regular milk. Make of that what you will.

LMAO the beginning has some serious game journalist Cuphead tutorial meme vibes in it.

@phokingill

5 ай бұрын

Duu is Dean Takahashi on the sticks. 😂

@dannysummers4591

5 ай бұрын

he even threw in some race baiting

@SetsunaTheGreat00

5 ай бұрын

To be fair Tomb Raider 1 controls are ..... Something to say the least

@MisterSpeedStacking

4 ай бұрын

@@SetsunaTheGreat00 they are precise, satisfying and perfect.

Dude has the problem solving skills of a pumpkin. I beat this game when I was 12…

@EpicMinecraftFail

5 ай бұрын

9 for me

@MeatSim64

5 ай бұрын

Dude, don't you know he's smarter than us and a scholar? 😂

@moister3727

4 ай бұрын

​@@MeatSim6463 IQ scholar

@Seama327

4 ай бұрын

Of a pumpkin 😂

Dude called a cube a "...pyramid-style cylinder block." 💀

@pauloa.7609

5 ай бұрын

A true scholar

Dale: bear was obviously a stream sniper, otherwise how did he kill me clearly mashing sexless bear, killing a woman you’ll never fk. Oh you said that bear look like kuma? How bout I put you in a kuma. Get it chat 🤓 kuma and he’s from tekken 🤓

@Ashyketchum

5 ай бұрын

More like "how about I kuma you outta my chat mods 80 thou this dude"

"I'm lactose so i discovered something better"... LACTOSE, he is the noun

Cereal with water Peanut butter tortilla Damn he just needs the kool aid But there ain’t no suga! LOL

@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo

5 ай бұрын

No sugar. Just salt. Tons and tons of salt.

@GXTHIE

5 ай бұрын

Include in the ramen noodle packets

@MeatSim64

5 ай бұрын

Don't forget the Piss bottles lol

@_CrimsonBlade

5 ай бұрын

Kool aid and salt

@Archangelneos

5 ай бұрын

Literally using two things that don't match.

I loved the OG Tomb Raider. This is painful to watch. He puts in more effort trying to cheat at the game than he does TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME 😂

@fr05tyx98

5 ай бұрын

I don't even understand the point of using cheats. Makes the game no fun at all. But of course, Fale wants things easy for him. Remember he said "I don't take shortcuts"

@laupepajr4513

5 ай бұрын

@@fr05tyx98I don’t mind cheats as long as the game was already beaten without them. That’s why I appreciate old games like the lord of the rings movie games that let you unlock cheats only after you beat the whole game.

@vandalg282

4 ай бұрын

Eh, can't really hate, tank controls were always busted. The game barely got made and it was done by six people....the cheats are more of a quality of life, seeing as most people hated the pistols at the time. Also, I'd love to see OP do his own run. Everyone talks a lot of shit on RE and TR, and those people usually die to the wolves.

truly, the black dsp

@_CrimsonBlade

5 ай бұрын

Dsp wouldnt cheat tho i gotta give him that

@Bebopvrgn

5 ай бұрын

@@_CrimsonBlade DSP does cheat. He used save states in Mario 64 and cheats to beat GTA San Adreas.

@_CrimsonBlade

5 ай бұрын

@@Bebopvrgn i didnt onow about the mario part but gta sa he on cheated to skip gang territory which i cant blame him because it boring as hell

@dannyboots

4 ай бұрын

Edp

“This aint Tomb Raider” LTG logic LOL 😆😂

@Iceboundphantom1

3 ай бұрын

"This would never happen in a previous Tomb Raider game! ...Oh wait." 😏

Dale in denial lmao Not fooling anyone with that cereal and water bs. You can tell that section 8 run through his blood

Lara Croft has bigger legs than Dale 😂

@ChrisNichols-hs2yc

2 ай бұрын

She trains harder than Dale as well.

As soon as he changed to modern controls 60 seconds in his fate was sealed for ledge jumping. The classic controls are set up exactly to space you for the jumps 😂

@SirDubbs

5 ай бұрын

That’s a damn shame they fucked up the modern controls

@ArcticWolf-15

4 ай бұрын

@@SirDubbsThe level design just isn’t built for modern controls

@ArcticWolf-15

4 ай бұрын

The devs should’ve known this

@StephonZeno

4 ай бұрын

So they remastered the game, but didn't accommodate for modern control schemes.

@itzJuztThomas

4 ай бұрын

@@StephonZeno they have both sets of controls but the classic controls give you the correct spacing in the blocks for jumps. Modern controls are more guesswork.

"When you play this as an adolescent, it's different" Nah Dale was 20 years old when this came out

somebody should paint those ledges yellow for daley

LTG445 ducking fighting games i see

@GeneTheOutlaw

5 ай бұрын

He will go back eventually. Dale can't stop playing & raging in fighting because he can't help but smell the syrup.😂

@miralize

5 ай бұрын

yo can you explain whats 445 mean?

@staywokestace2069

5 ай бұрын

@@miralizehe's been exposed recently for being a groomer

@TheEmperorHyperion

5 ай бұрын

​@@miralize_EDP445._ Do the math, _cupcake._

@howicontent

4 ай бұрын

​@@miralizelikely an EDP445 reference. A disgraced KZreadr since he got caught trying to meet a little girl

10:32 "I'm lactose intolerant so I'm going to pretend cereal is better with water " - The Scholar

i love hearing him panic when he jumps or falls, pressing every button on his loud ass controller in a desperate attempt to save himself from embarrassing himself over and over again.

Surprised he didn’t ban that kuma player for stream sniping him in tomb raider

lactose free milk exists, dale.

@SharinganMaster24

5 ай бұрын

It's too expensive for Uncle Dale

@pauloa.7609

5 ай бұрын

Is that even real milk?

He said “play as an adolescent” dale was 17years old when this was released.

@Francisah

5 ай бұрын

Adolescent, minor, adult... dale don't know these things

@Essu_

4 ай бұрын

No? He was born in November 1984, Tomb Raider released in October 1996. He was 11 at best.

@Francisah

4 ай бұрын

@@Essu_ k

@neighborhood1119

4 ай бұрын

@@Essu_ *woosh*

So, playing certain female characters in fighting games makes you a "Capital I, cell-saga" or whatever. But playing a game centered around a big-breasted raider does not? 😂

@robertgriffin7389

5 ай бұрын

Logic of the infamous scholar.

@gbbpainting243

5 ай бұрын

​@@robertgriffin7389 its Dale logic

@PinkCheshire001

5 ай бұрын

Play whatever character you want. Trust no one is going to make a big deal about what the character the gender is lol, just the match up. Idk why ltg makes it a big deal

@blazezero3056

5 ай бұрын

No bcuz at the end of the day “I’m me!” Stupid Dale logic 😂

@_CrimsonBlade

5 ай бұрын

Go watch the clip of him talking about the female character in overwatch and how they should have more ass and bigger breast i swear this clown is a hypocrite

"WOW Swag"Took him 18 minutes to do the first level.Slow in real life and in game.ty for the vid LL.

Hearing these iconic RPG themes make my heart weep. Knowing that they'll never get a remaster.

It's crazy because he's mentioned playing the OG Tomb Raiders multiple times in old chats. Now suddenly he's never played them.

LOL he really played tomb raider this guy hyped up tekken for months, but now he at the ranks where he gets exposed starts playing some bullshit😂

@fatty828

5 ай бұрын

Constant insells stream snipe sweating like its evo will ruin any game. Hes getting money streaming the Capital Is aren't. Plus much of it is fake rage to entertain HIS audience hes playing at 2%

@unchaineddemigod794

5 ай бұрын

Tomb raider isn’t bullshit

@ssj4vegetto495

5 ай бұрын

This is gonna be his new Ninja AKA "nostalgia game for him to cheat in". He did the same thing with MK1. Refused to cut it on and started randomly deciding to play ninja and Last of Us 2 to avoid rank lol

@eltenedor707

5 ай бұрын

@@unchaineddemigod794 it's not it's a classic I'm just saying it bullshit compared to him playing tekken

@eltenedor707

5 ай бұрын

@@ssj4vegetto495 lol he would also get mad at the people that would beat him in player matches 😂 he would say go play rank 🤣

25:07 "cylinder style blocks" 🤣🤣🤣

@IanKnight-sf1zn

5 ай бұрын

Ig he meant cinder lol

Tomb Raider: Too much Thinking!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you for making his content more tolerable. I can't sit through a normal stream of his for more than 15 min tbh

Spending almost 5 minutes of the video at a simple slide to jump to a ledge. This is going to be a very entertaining 49 minutes and 13 seconds 😂😂😂

07:31 the infamous super smash bros shout

Ltg eating struggle pebbles.

Stay struggling dale.. Stay prosperous Lancaster Legend! 🐲🙏

I missed this stream but this shit is hilarious🤣

Ebony Pigroach. Edit: We 5:00 in & he's gettin his ass whooped by a ledge. This is painful.🤦‍♂

@metaljacket8128

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@francoisdelrio1824

5 ай бұрын

Not the chat telling him “slide all the way first” like damn wtf is this😂😂😂

This dude is really wasting his time going down to shoot the dogs when he can just go straight across the bridge!! Lol

@Zylo82

5 ай бұрын

Doesn't it tally as a score for killing everything at the end of the stage? It keeps track of everything you do. Even finding secret areas.

@Iceboundphantom1

3 ай бұрын

​@@Zylo82It does, yeah, but unless you're trying to get the "kill all enemies in a single playthrough" achievement, I don't see the point, tbh.

See, Dale? That’s what actual LEGS are supposed to look like!

Gotta love how this clown was trying to take the high road when asked if he wanted to cheat, just to end up cheating after dying to one enemy.

This Is How You Don't Play: Tomb Raider Remastered. (LTGroomer Edition)

“How do I quit” Dale is infatuated with quitting in anything he does in life, games included

13:22 A bear roars, but Dale barks.

"Damn so she can move bigass pyramid-style cylinder blocks" Two geometric shapes, and neither of them describe the CUBE he is describing. A true scholar.

Groomer raider and the tomb of Lancaster

Big ups Lancaster Legend, you're the best highlight channel for Dale's streams

Baller Wilson can't afford milk lmao

that bat tore his ass up LOL

ALmost forgot, a little thing for a video upload

@TheLancasterLegend

5 ай бұрын

Yo another dono!? Means a lot man, thanks again 🫡

That intro cutscene was like his cloaks in the snow story

As someone playing these games for 2 decades, this is pure comedy 😂

Getting killed by the bat was revenge for all the one's that HE killed!!! Lol

LTG resisting the urge to call someone a Rog is very noticeable here

Dale: THESE GAMES ARE SO FUCKING SIMPLIFIED!!! A FUCKING BLACK PERSON CAN DO COMBOS also Dale: imma play these SIMPLIFIED old games since im trash at all 3 fighting games.

For the love of god, please, I BEG OF YOU GET MORE OF HIM PLAYING TOMB 🤣🤣🤣

Conevant balrog needs to do a food review on that coco pebbles with water.

25:07 Dale, approaching a CUBE "Dang, so she can move Pyramid style Cylinders..." Do you not know SHAPES?

He is really weird!!!!! Boil of water with cereal!!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢

@supremeone9524

5 ай бұрын

what do you expect from someone who pisses on sinks and bottles

@KasKade7

5 ай бұрын

He actually is the stereotype he hates so much. Just sad.

@_CrimsonBlade

5 ай бұрын

He said ice cold water with cereal

secret of mana music is epic.

49:14 best part

That is soooo Uncle Ruckus favorite cereal too.

Need to see this Double O get to the T Rex. That shit would be incredible.

@hoodneksunewolf

5 ай бұрын

He instantly killed it cause of the cheats he's using

@Charlestouchdown

5 ай бұрын

@@hoodneksunewolf :(

He should've become a game journalist..

Dude was secretly the journalist that couldn't beat the Cuphead tutorial.

Dares a key right dare, the real question is wheres da key? Dares a key for something right dare. - scholar.

Yo I love the Chrono Cross music

Man is out here eating poverty meals. That bear at 13:15 should be nicknamed Nicholai 😂😂

Never have I ever seen someone who calls themselves a gamer suck at every game he plays,he makes every game look shit.He needs to be stopped

@ChrisNichols-hs2yc

2 ай бұрын

DSP would do better at playing Tomb Raider. DSP.

His streams are so much better without his usual cup of wine

it was This TOmb raider, Tekken 1, and resident evil 1 all my first three games . 3 classics

Hey, I have a troll channel that’s been growing recently. Do you get your footage from the covenant archives, or do you record it as he streams? Just trying to figure out where I can get the best quality

cereal with water baby

New word just dropped for cube: "Pyramid style cylinder" 25:12 Truly a word scholar

Surprised he didn't t-bag Kuma (the bear) for one-shotting it with the shotty.

Dale

Bro gotta be dreaming of milk

Coco pebbles wit water😂 im fucken done

Dale is really asking chat on how to play a game 💀

I guess It's not his "prerogative" to know what clockwise is.

Dude gets disgusted by every food video he watches and then proceeds to eat a bowl of cereal with water tf

What did he expect this an old game

This guy is a sociopath

@dannyboots

4 ай бұрын

Yea 😂

Methinks this kind of game isn't Dale's forte. But then again, what games are?

That coco bowl look like shit😢

....this dude.

Cereal with water

Dale needs to up the filter. He looking old.

Honestly this was painful to watch

Oh God nooooo ltg!!!!!!!

Bro eats cereal with water, absurd.🤦‍♂️

Dale is so funny and stupid, love him so much

Wasn't he a teenager when this game came out? Also some good god genes he got, when he drinks milk he gets an upset tummy

Really wish they didn’t even add modern controls. People seem to not be going to Lara’s Home which is the training level, where it shows you how to play the game 🙈

The track from 21:15, was that in- game audio, or from a different game? I honestly don't remember where it's from.

@TheLancasterLegend

4 ай бұрын

That's Aquatic Ambience from Donkey Kong Country

Mf playing Groom Raider