Lowtiergod - Covenant Court Episode 1
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Episode 1 of the spectacular first ever covenant court. Dale sets his sights on one of his paypigs and holds a consensus on deciding the fate of their gem. to be crushed or left intact. lol stay free Dale.
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Man Low_Orochi didn't even get a lawyer provided. Would've been funny if LTG made Rocks be his public defender.
@_dtez_8539
2 жыл бұрын
Hell nah I didn’t get one at least I beat the case 😅
@darkninja9499
Жыл бұрын
100th like 🍷
@theredscum4202
Жыл бұрын
Unless you want a PD to tie you up and sodomize you on Dale's command hebwas better off
@johnmorrison3560
9 ай бұрын
@@_dtez_8539did you do it lol
Covenant Kangaroo Court Rules -all evidence is indisputable -guilty until proven innocent -if you're a nobody then your words don't actually matter
@zeroxiiimk2
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Ticketman99
Жыл бұрын
Why does this sound like real life?
@agustinvega8969
Жыл бұрын
@@Ticketman99 facts lol
@Megamon0001
11 ай бұрын
That is the wildest phrase on earth and it cracks me up
@TygrenRAKUZAN
Ай бұрын
that shit is like Central 46 💀
It's the random night rider theme kicking in that does it for me 😂
The execution of Low Orochi
Bro made a whole ace attorney segment bro LTG is a comical genius 😭
"COMMITTING A LITTLE BIT OF TREASON" *Sounds like he's about to cry*
@almostfunnyedits9537
Жыл бұрын
????????
@6Angello1
Жыл бұрын
Reaching
@MaskedMazter
7 ай бұрын
😐
@yourboiARR11
16 күн бұрын
He was sad one of his disciple cloaks betrayed him
If this was old dale it would have been a "get that ass banned". This went from 2 seconds to 33 minutes real quick.
@_dtez_8539
5 ай бұрын
I’m surprised I didn’t get crushed on the spot 🤷🏽♂️
This was prime LTG streams back during COVID. These covenant court streams used to hit along with the YIK during smash bros and the whenever he’s winning he would get DDOS lol
@Blittsplitt5
10 ай бұрын
Some of the best rage and roasts happened during the pandemic times lol
Bro...this is actually entertaining as hell. 💀 Edit: this man also has spies and moles and shit. Which is also hilarious.
@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime
7 ай бұрын
Entertaining is the perfect way to describe this.
I REMEMBER this stupidass event. You already know that when he read those messages he was deeply in his feelings, talkin about how it didn't bother him
@vegeta2998
2 жыл бұрын
Had to kinda chuckle at the stupid thing as "If you do not want a trial we will have them crush your gem". He had a high chance of that happening anyways. Also putting cloak in front of his message about his group...LTG...that makes you sound like a cult....LTG likes to have power over someone and lore it over them.
@almostfunnyedits9537
Жыл бұрын
the dick riding is crazy
*T R E A S O N*
Why hasn't he sold actual Covenant cloaks yet!!??
The way he says orichi lmao
Lol ltg antics is so over the top its entertaining
@keeplosinggetgood7926
2 жыл бұрын
I know. Is it any wonder Hollywood hasn't reached out to him? XD
@Deadman1000
2 жыл бұрын
You're so right, being 38 acting like your typical high schooler. HILARIOUS
@Gofr4
2 жыл бұрын
@@Deadman1000 yet your still watching him
@Deadman1000
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gofr4 yeah it's funny watching a near middle aged man yell at his TV over something so trivial as a video game. It's equivalent to clowns at the circus.
@zaperator4449
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gofr4 fax
I love LTG.
“We do a little treason”
Just straight up picked someone and extorted them on stream...interesting idea...
Since when did ltg stop taking offense to people saying things about him? Dude gets touched by an angel if you tell him good games.
@keeplosinggetgood7926
2 жыл бұрын
Doo lies as naturally as he breathes.
LMAO he made a half hour event out of this
bro's probably imagining he's a real life judge bringing criminals to justice
@memento-mori-amor
8 ай бұрын
Like the trolls
God damn I remember this shit imma changed man these days lmao
@_dtez_8539
2 жыл бұрын
I was low Orochi
@leagueoflolcows6647
2 жыл бұрын
Big ups my man
@GOTTA_RUN
2 жыл бұрын
@@_dtez_8539 was you actually talking shit or was it a troll?
@_dtez_8539
Жыл бұрын
@@leagueoflolcows6647 thx keep trolling this nigga into the shadow realm
@shulkyshulk7176
Жыл бұрын
i have to know. Were you innocent and being framed or were you a troll? This shit has me dying 🤣
You just gotta really love seeing this melon make a complete and utter fool of himself. 😂😂🤣🤣.
Ngl someone should make a detractor channel called Lowtiergod Network 😂
Not the bird man hand rub 11:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣
28:27 .....did this nigga really leave to go bejewel his head???!!!!! lmaoooooooooooo
20:28 "...Frutation of the coventant..." "Frutation" is not a word, Dale. *ffs* Hearing Dale try to use big fancy words that he doesn't understand is hilarious!!!!!! hahahahaha
@BenetteG
Жыл бұрын
Well Dale is very fruity.
@kaamil9620
Жыл бұрын
Meat rider
@andrewsuckit5268
Жыл бұрын
@@BenetteG frfr
@yasserarguelles6117
Жыл бұрын
It seems like a misspeak for the word Fruition?
we commit a little treason
Holy piss I remember this shit. I was live for both events.
From even back then, till now, he still keeping Etika's name in his mouth, even after all the fun he made off him. Yeah... we ain't forget dale...
@issanotolorin6398
Жыл бұрын
What did he say about Etika
@Blittsplitt5
10 ай бұрын
@@issanotolorin6398 I don't know for sure, but probably along the lines of calling him weak for his mental health problems. Like others did
Damn ltg was feeling orochi soo much, he made a whole a whole stream for his senpai. #simpinhard. 🤣
@leagueoflolcows6647
2 жыл бұрын
Secretly he wants low orochi's bbc xD
@transcendentsacredcourage
Жыл бұрын
@@leagueoflolcows6647 Damn... 😮
A kangaroo court gets conducted now and then in his streams- no doubt.
I love how he knows most of his true followers have left him 🤣
@LORDHASBECOMEABOVE
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a loser
@lk5388
2 жыл бұрын
you know what happened? They grew up.
@pahbehr5155
2 жыл бұрын
@@lk5388 🤣🤣🤣 may the growth PLEASE continue 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@covenantcloak923
2 жыл бұрын
Nah his real fans still here watching this like you
@pahbehr5155
2 жыл бұрын
@@covenantcloak923 😃😃😃 welcome
40. This dude is 40 years old.
Where's his gold cloak😂
6:45 LTG ADMITS HES 30 💀💀💀
@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime
3 ай бұрын
Okay?
TREASON AGAINST THIS ORGANIZATION lol I miss when he’d do dumb shit like this. It’s so dumb you have to laugh.
20:40 bro is so extra he cant pull out his phone without a magic spell and covenant monologue
Lol, funny times 😂
30 mins for this goofy shit When he really wanted to ban him on the spot
I couldn't imagine doing this as a 40 year old man.
@khikashi6268
2 жыл бұрын
Good because now you don’t have to
@avery.a5948
2 жыл бұрын
He’s 40???
@Monikfrun
2 жыл бұрын
@@avery.a5948 around there. He has lied about being younger a few times, too.
@dio8914
2 жыл бұрын
@@avery.a5948 37
@blueicydasani4543
2 жыл бұрын
If he's in his late 30s props to him then. He looks like he's 27 or smth lol. He takes care of himself
Man I wish I was selected to be a part of the jury.
Nah we need this nigga back on youtube that shit is entertaining af
LTG is a network, a corporation so when he's accused of some statutory jogging, you are all in a RICO case
All this really means “it’s time for men”
Ace attorney music lmao
Lol I don't think LTG could do something like this now. Back then he had a core fan base to the point where you can actually recognize some names from his chat and their personalities ( LTG rocks, Low orochi, etc ) nowadays his chat is just full of bots
"Crush your gem and then turn it into alchemy dust" Bro think he one of the Diamonds😭
Ltg is so funny
this is golden
@leagueoflolcows6647
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I wish he had continued to do stuff like this, would've made for a fun series in the long run.
Low "Novis" God
He gets tilted about a manweave joke. Let that sink in.
@covenantcloak923
2 жыл бұрын
Of course.. A double O hating nothing new
@MrSolvaring
2 жыл бұрын
@@covenantcloak923 You're a beast. Go back where you came from.
@Michael-vn4hs
2 жыл бұрын
@@covenantcloak923 who raised you smh👀
I always like the covenant operations, thanks for sharing this
@leagueoflolcows6647
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
Bruh please tell me i am seeing things, is he really putting a fake diamond on his forehead like urien?
@allangoncalves1453
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@covenantcloak923
2 жыл бұрын
Its a persona you beta learn what it is
@Michael-vn4hs
2 жыл бұрын
Dude took the sticker off a orange 🍊 and put it on his forehead 🤣
@Michael-vn4hs
2 жыл бұрын
@@covenantcloak923 ah it's you again... this is so typical of Dale's followers it's not a persona there are numerous videos exposing that especially vault rep's videos😆🤦....you gotta be one of his new fans or just a clown to believe your master is acting he is a horrible actor
I refuse to believe there are other streamers that do this like ain’t no way
This comment section is the reason why ltg hates his fans
Lmao this can't be serious
@LORDHASBECOMEABOVE
2 жыл бұрын
You are useless loser. Why do you breathe
This is hilarious.
Dale had a blast with this goofy shit lol he really put a sticker on his head 😂😂😂
The Covenant is te weirdest religion ever lol
This dude's a cornball if he wasn't purposely doing all this as a bit 😂
Why go through all this ridiculous bs for dales stream? c'mon man all this explanation to be in a stream , you guys gotta be teenagers .
I was low Orochi I’ll never forget this shit man lmao
@TheRealPsychoGeniusRevengeance
5 ай бұрын
Did you actually say that about dale
@GregFranco
5 ай бұрын
@@TheRealPsychoGeniusRevengeance he scared to answer
Etika didn't even get to 30
Dale is cringe
@covenantcloak923
2 жыл бұрын
Flagged
I don’t know if you added it yourself or not but love the Ace Attorney music in the background 😂
@leagueoflolcows6647
2 жыл бұрын
nah it was in the vid naturally he legit has some great tunes in his stream playlists sometimes.
@Appleooza
2 жыл бұрын
@@leagueoflolcows6647 his playlist is so fire. its like totally my taste
@prxy5925
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he watched Avoiding the Puddle's 'court' streams and got the idea from that, cause he was doing the same thing, same ace attorney music too.
Does somebody have LTV vault rap video to this
Etika wasn't 32 cuz he died at age 29.
This is seriously making my teeth hurt, he can't even hide the fact he is trying to extort money from his brainless, fatherless "yesmen"
@memento-mori-amor
11 ай бұрын
Ur assuming he wants to
What does he think he is Phoenix Wright ?
@memento-mori-amor
8 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s how performing works…you get into the appropriate mindset…
You should've shown the live chat. Would've been way funnier. 😂
Ahhhh…Low Orochi,…I hope this is a continuing series.
@leagueoflolcows6647
2 жыл бұрын
Got another episode in the pipeline lined up.
It should be illegal for this man to chew gum like that with his lips flappin and smackin the whole time
This clown
@transcendentsacredcourage
Жыл бұрын
Don't hate. 😂
@Blittsplitt5
10 ай бұрын
@@transcendentsacredcourageDale defense Force
he says treason like it's law, like dude you just play video games stop it..... you say you have zero feeling but rage and get mad when someone don't play how you want and come up with excuses only when your losing to say stuff like he didn't pay stop it. you should have known that when you look at your board
@XxPlatinumChief
2 жыл бұрын
He simply hates to lose and hates to be wrong that's why it's dumb people pay to pay him...pay for a gem when u can easily get it taken dude is just sensitive bout everything and resorts to lame ass old head mom jokes
@Beast_game-pt1eq
Жыл бұрын
He’s joking about it
jesus hes so cringe.
@cogdill20
2 жыл бұрын
btw wtf is "alchemy dust" it would just be gem dust. what a troglodyte
what does age have to do with living in an apartment Projecting your standards of living on other people like you got the answers you better have everything right in your life
Lol dude there is something wrong with dale tge incel wilson
@transcendentsacredcourage
Жыл бұрын
You people throw that word around as much as "triggered". Simple.
@Gutlessalloy
Жыл бұрын
@@transcendentsacredcourage K
How bored must you be to participate in something so asinine?
@mehlessmidori602
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Chris-Chan exists and Dale is more or less as delusional as he is so... draw your own conclusion.
@nicholasstokes8739
2 жыл бұрын
@@mehlessmidori602 Dale is in no way as delusional as Chris Chan, LTG is a narcissist who believes he's better than everyone else, Chris is borderline schizophrenic and thinks his made up Sonichu characters are real
@gregorytgreen33
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasstokes8739 Bro, if I were to go into detail about the shit I’ve seen this guy do you would be rethinking which one was more delusional. I guarantee it.
@nicholasstokes8739
2 жыл бұрын
@@gregorytgreen33 He has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's amazing looking and destined for fame and wealth. I've seen a lot of clips of him cuz I find him funny, but there is no fucking way you can compare LTG with Chris. As narcissistic and self-centred as Dale is, he at least has some self-awareness and understanding of reality. CWC doesn't
@EsteemedReptile
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasstokes8739 It's actually frightening how many similarities there are between Dale and CwC. Once you notice them they just keep appearing.
This guy left to put an appliqué of costume jewelry on his forehead to "cosplay" as Gill. If he wasn't so serious about the whole "robes and secrets" thing it might have been a good angle. But the fact that he's leaning into it 100% makes it more sad than funny to me. The miming and the weird lights are just gravy to the whole spectacle of cringe-inducing behavior. He plays software other people spent hours/years programming and treats it as little more than window dressing and himself as the spectacle. They are there to watch him play games, not play "pretty-pink princess", I actually take that back. I'd pay money to see him livestream playing pretend as a princess. I'm lying, I wouldn't pay him. I'd watch a restream or reuploaded VOD, my money is better spent on steaks and booze.
tf is treason 💀💀
Outside of the LTG character I bet he's a pretty chill, funny dude lol.
This is sad,he's really serious,he isn't trying to be funny he's really into it. I've noticed that cartman,another narcissist,plays out fantasy when he plays with his dolls in the backyard and he makes them all praise him. Cartman gets lost in it and so does ltg.
@user-cc8fe3pe4p
29 күн бұрын
He’s obviously joking. If you can’t tell that from 1 minute looking at this video, leave the internet and go watch Nick JR, I feel like that’d be more your speed.
Also be careful, since you put up this recording without any changes or modifications/commentary to the video, he will probably claim it for copyright infringement. Don't give him the satisfaction.
Damn. Another drone channel dedicated to LTG.
this corny dude stole this idea from Aris
LTG always gets away with his stuff, because he threatens and bullies people on his Livestreams. And since he deletes those shortly after, because he full well knows what he's doing, KZread never takes action. He's playing the system and gets away with it, just like Quantum TV did.
"LowTierGod is a network" Says Dale Wisconsin insisted that The Covenant was an industry corporation not just about fanbase. How the man toddler like Dale treating his career like that? Also be careful to you League, Dale can be startle if someone as non-fans, haters, or trolls reuploaded his contents for the laugh and mockery, and godspeed as well cause Dale can downright ignore or even sabotage fair use to take any contents down since fair use is a "myth" to Dale anyway, Chroma been there like that before
This is the cringiest shit ever. Lmao