Aint no way he dashboard mere seconds after being command grabbed by a boss 😭😭😭😭

@grimtalon1008

Ай бұрын

☠ asf lol

@ragemishima

Ай бұрын

"I ain't watching that sh*t"

@citypopradioFM

Ай бұрын

"We're not watching that"

@tenkmusou542

Ай бұрын

Dale is programmed, can’t scape it. 💀

@OhRelaxAlex

Ай бұрын

LMAOOOOO I’m SO FUCKING WEAK AT THIS 😂

Elden ring is remedial. You would NEVER catch him lose in Dark Souls 2.

@Blittsplitt5

Ай бұрын

LMAO DS2 the easiest Souls game though, no comparison to ER

@lepatate3457

Ай бұрын

@@Blittsplitt5 DS2 was the pinnacle of skill. Those bosses didn’t need heat or rage arts to carry them.

@babylonastronaut

Ай бұрын

He would never lose in severance: blade of darkness

@silencelikethewindovertake2629

Ай бұрын

@@lepatate3457 or even v-trigger...

@TheSpook313

Ай бұрын

😆😆😆

I’m surprised Dale didn’t say that Messmer was stream sniping.

"Rat mixed with a wild boar" I mean the word hippopotamus was right there but ight

@dababy7905

Ай бұрын

It's to complicated for the Lancaster Scholar

@eW91dHViZSBpcyBjZW5zb3JzaGlw

Ай бұрын

bachelor degree holder cant pronounce the river horses common name, LMFAO

@jayrock9611

Ай бұрын

Lil buddy is only educated in cheating and social media antics

@gravytrain9530

Ай бұрын

He's making a comment on what it looks like, it ain't that deep hall monitor

@citypopradioFM

Ай бұрын

@@gravytrain9530 Yeah but he's also genuinely stupid so it's funny. "It AiNt ThAt SeRiOuS".

Messmer the Impaler was giving Dale the Saturn Stick nonstop 😂

@Caprikyzer

Ай бұрын

“Slowly, but protrudly”

@ShokudaikiriMitsutada

Ай бұрын

LMAOOOOOOO

@franciscoreza8295

24 күн бұрын

Dale, the Impaled

"I might have to come back to this later." Lol! Come back and do WHAT?! You already cheated to max lvl!

It's funny how the enemy keeps hitting him even after he's dead.😂 "It ain't that serious!!!"

@in4mus85

Ай бұрын

They were crip walking on his grave 😂

@NiricDigital

Ай бұрын

The NPCs over there acting like this is EVO! It’s a casual unranked match you SCRUB!

@jasonruff1270

Ай бұрын

@@in4mus85 yeah, they were playing like it was evo 🤣

@citypopradioFM

Ай бұрын

He legit cried and complained how the boss isn't going after his mimics instead of him.

@in4mus85

Ай бұрын

@@citypopradioFM only Dale would say something like this 😂

"If this was a real Souls game, you'd never see me take an L to no boss fight"

0:31 "Acting like you won't get command grabbed!" Smug

@CharlesWade_314

Ай бұрын

Jumpin' Fo Boi?😂😂

@Zenith8896

Ай бұрын

@@CharlesWade_314 Classic Smug catchphrase. ^0^

@MZ74n

Ай бұрын

YES! Was hoping to see a comment referencing this😂

@Zenith8896

Ай бұрын

@@MZ74n Just being one bad mamma jamma!

its cute that LTG still thinks you can cheese the game with Frost Stomp🤣🤣

@RevolverTheory

Ай бұрын

He's finding out the hard way, his mimic is the only reason he's made it hear. And as someone just said in a prior vid dude has weapons from enemies that are still alive lol

@aceokami

Ай бұрын

@RevolverTheory I'm having a hard time believing he actually played much of the game. Look at this fool play! Spams jump heavy, no parries, an obviously boosted character. I wouldnt be surprised if he got one of his loser minions to play the game for him up to a certain point, just so he can show his "progress" of the game on stream 🤣

@dmhenderson

Ай бұрын

and inexplicably locked on jumping backwards R1 halberd sweeps? What lmao? I do love that no one told him hoarfrost stomp was nerfed though. If you took mimic tear away from him, he'd be cooked.

Messmer was torching him. Wasn't letting him breathe for a minute. 😂

@in4mus85

Ай бұрын

Slowly but protudely.....

@francoisdelrio1824

Ай бұрын

this was like the gift that KEPT ON GIVIN!!! lmao HOW IN THE CRIKEY FAWK IS THIS BUM HALF WAY TO MAX LEVEL AND DONT KNO ABOUT I-FRAMES!!🤣😂😂🤷🏽‍♂

@ryanmcmillian3436

Ай бұрын

He uses cheats, peep his inventory then.

@AyoCoffeeSama

Ай бұрын

Burn to the ground 2024 edition. If you know, you know. 🤭💀💀

@ervingreen8976

Ай бұрын

@@AyoCoffeeSama Ah yes I know. Lol. 🔥 Hyenard. 😂

"Is this really necessary for a corny ass video game" There you have it folks.

He really can't celebrate and go "SWAG BABY" after getting mopped by this boss so many times, haha.

@citypopradioFM

Ай бұрын

With a cheating, boosted ass character lol

@Shinstrikex

Ай бұрын

damn that bum wins?? way to spoil the fun lol

@helljumperodst6780

Ай бұрын

@@Shinstrikex He got carried by Mimic Tear, like legit

@Shinstrikex

Ай бұрын

@@helljumperodst6780 and also cheating his ass off and also his mods spoonfeeding him gear he did not earn

Oldhead really has the reaction speed of a sloth in quicksand.

19:26 "Please sandbag for me Messmer just like my Smash Lobbies." Dale😭

You cheated not only the game but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference of what true gamers are.

Haha how does Dale "love the game" yet still doesn't know after it being out 2 plus years that you can't just mash attack in these kinds of games? Level 420 something though legitimately, right?

Dale getting bullied by firebenders

@jaylorenzo1203

Ай бұрын

Rog Blenders

@Blittsplitt5

Ай бұрын

​@@jaylorenzo1203Fire rogs

@RAIN_2001

Ай бұрын

they seeking war on ltg because he is waterbender

@roundrobin9597

Ай бұрын

They're cooking his cognitive to precise

@helljumperodst6780

Ай бұрын

Firog benders

thanks for delivering the constant comedy revolver, dale getting cut to precise gives me hope for the world.

@RevolverTheory

Ай бұрын

🤘🏽

Getting help from his chat while using cheats... Absolutely disgusting 🧐

He's trash at everything 😂😂😂😂

@citypopradioFM

10 күн бұрын

Now that paperwork came out on him, he's proven trash at being a father and man.

39:10 Bro really did a dashboard when he was grabbed by the boss. I was expecting him to say "that's a stream sniper". lmao

Sometimes Messmer just gotta pop out and show dale

@citypopradioFM

Ай бұрын

"Say Dale, I hear you like em young...."

@killamazilla3835

Ай бұрын

Dale better never go to cell block 1

Change the title to: Dretti VS Messmer, the impaler. He was putting in all the work. 😂

@1jon

Ай бұрын

Shoutout Dretti for the unpaid labor 🙏

@in4mus85

Ай бұрын

​@@1jon sweatshop like conditions lol

@jayrock9611

Ай бұрын

😮 omg

If it wasnt for the mimic tear dale would've been stuck in the first boss spamming the same frost stomp and jump attack

You know he wanted to say he was getting stream sniped

Hold up a minute there playa!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@soleil5923

Ай бұрын

Love that voice clip 😂

@CharlesWade_314

Ай бұрын

@@soleil5923 Teddy Long 🤣🤣🤣

24:30 lmao didn’t he say he was in the “high 7s” when someone called him broke for getting a house with his butt buddy

Black Knight = Lancaster Knight? Lmao

@ryanmcmillian3436

Ай бұрын

Ebt knight

@lk5388

Ай бұрын

Section 8 knight

@supremedream-dg1dp

Ай бұрын

Cisco oil knight

@TheLafyFladi

Ай бұрын

Rog Knight

Duu is eternally in the embrace of Messmer's Flame

Straight yickadeed by a hippo 😂😂

Refuses to lock on 💀

@itzPlebeian

29 күн бұрын

Like fr bro how did he even get to this point 💀

even with every cheat and plugin hes still trash

Behold the elden rang

@NiricDigital

Ай бұрын

Eldnpht Raaaang DewulSEEEEEEE

Relentless facials from the Impaler.

Bruh got whacked by a Nibiru in the beginning lmao 😂😂

@ooperblownup

Ай бұрын

fellow YGO player

Bro only won all because of cheats and because he was doing a 3 v 1 against him, even with all these cheats he is still straight up garbage. Thank lord Elden Ring actually takes skill and understanding the basics

@klumsyninja9073

Ай бұрын

What cheats?

@GXTHIE

Ай бұрын

@@klumsyninja9073 he is using save wizard to boost his elden ring account including having tears of mimic

You know you sad when you put in cheats And STILL GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED.

If only they could've changed the name of this boss to Viscant the clapper

So much for "I'm in the high 7s!" 24:31

he's going to have a really bad time when he goes up again Radahn.

God help us when he finds the throwing dagger weapons. Simpleton will be staying at max range just hurling them damn things like he plays MK.

@enjoyer2227

Ай бұрын

Then again, the range ain’t really long enough for him to zone most enemies out, and the damage is pretty negligible.

imagine cheating in a game and still being complete shit.

@klumsyninja9073

Ай бұрын

How is he cheating?

@Wickeddumb

Ай бұрын

@@klumsyninja9073 pretty sure he bought his way to max level with all +10/+25 weapons. none of it matters in the dlc though, everything scales differently.

To clap or not to get clapped that is the question

I won't play Elden Ring unless someone drop 50 candies!

Why is he jumping while attacking? It's not helping his DPS and just bites him in the ass. I know he's bad at games, but not THIS BAD! 😭

This is like when Punishere beat Dale 52-0 😂

Firelord Messmer, Roaster of Spambenders

Poor Dale, his defence (or lack of if you prefer) betrays him in every game 😂

LOL wow. He's so horrible at the game. Can't believe he said his catchphrase "SWAG, BABY ROOO" At the end when his Mimic Tear clearly did all the work. 🤡

I'm surprised he finally face tanked that boss. He adapted slightly, but overall piss poor performance.

9:37 yo Dale said the hard R and twitch is letting this shit slide

@sirdapperdan2209

Ай бұрын

He ain't so lol "nigga already burned me with the stake" Dale is a clown already lol imagine reaching to his level?

All that cheating and he still sucks

@klumsyninja9073

Ай бұрын

What cheating? I'm confused

@aqahar2

Ай бұрын

@@klumsyninja9073 he cheated in 999,999,999 rune when he started the game to try in ease his way through. he also has all armor and equipment without even finishing a single playthrough

42:34 Could have easily ended the fight but the scholar would rather use an AOW than actually melee. He really is getting old.

"In the embrace of Messmer flame.'

So early.. ain't even no sound coming thru

The Aspergers sounding laugh Dale does after he lies about cheating in a video game at 3am+ at almost 40 years old is extremely cringe. Dale tier god is the definition of a lolcow. I really hope someone is making a this is how you don’t play uncle old head rog dsp edition

List of things LTG doesnt like: * his real age (39, about to be 40) * His credit Score * His Butt-buddy Farris * Getting destroyed in the Elden Ring DLC while cheating * Getting DESTROYED by deji * Getting beat by his mods * being an Incel * People saying GG * watching Lazarus getting beat by Sallow Dawn * Being a lolcow (elloell cow as he says it) * Kids * Mentioning Alaina (she was 17 when they dated, he's a groomer) * LTG Rocks * PC gamers * Watching intros * Dots in his chat * People having their own opinions * People more successful than him * RobTV * Toilets / toilet paper * Leg Training * "Lag" that isnt real * "Remedial" combos * wakeup handstands * pressing R1 in T8 * Santa / Santa hats * WIFI * being compared to 6arakin * his ex-roommate * Still being banned from EVO * his real name (Dale Emannuel Wilson) * Immo342 * Getting banned on Tekken8 * Viscant * Getting his nude video leaked on twitter * responsability * being poor * getting boo'd on at the stream awards * not getting nominated at the stream awards * anonymous gifters * not being an actor * watching Intros * combos * launchers * Korean backdashing * “trying too hard” * stuffed crust pizza * strings * His future daughter * Kameo System (MK1) * KZread * Being banned from KZread * Fake stocks * Easy Stocks * Pikachu, Kirby and Jigglypuff on SB * Corny skins * Talking on mics * trolls * crouchers * power crushers * +frames * wake ups * knockdowns * diapers * mashing * eletrics * wall combos * mix-ups * teleports * tea-bagging * grabs * Balrogs * Balroguettes * mirror matches * female characters * male characters * blocking * good players * bad players * pro players * new players * ranked players * casual players * stream snipers * mexicans * getting demoted * losing points * black people * sweeps * wake up supers * getting robbed * rage arts * rematches * honey badgers * small stages * heat * costumes * lag * V Trigger * Street Fighter V * Street Fighter 6 * Drive System * Tekken 7 * Tekken 8 * MKX * MK11 * MK 1 (MK Temu) * SMASH ( in general) * Temu * spam * getting zoned * streamers * non subs * subs * followers * non followers * trans people * Showering * FGC * DSP * his porn addiction * his family * His life List of things LTG likes: * E-begging * E-thugging * Bragging about fake jewelry/ designer clothes * Doxxing * Simping * Cheating in games/Plugging * Ducking fights * Racism * BBC gay fantasies * Minors * Grooming minors (Alaina was 17) * Shitting in showers * Pissing in bottles

@klumsyninja9073

Ай бұрын

This list is hilariously true

Dale Wilson, Bloop of the Masses

Profound sadness

I like when he said "this is why i wanna be rich so i can break my shit". what a motivation

Dude has a massive shield but insists on dodging and jump attacking in heavy armor 😂. I don't play Souls games and even I know you're supposed to tank in heavy gear like that.

Watching him play irritates me, the way he keeps jumping around, aggravating

It’s Tim to lock in, it’s the intro😤

embrace and acknowledge revolver theory

Thank you for uploading this 🙏🏼

@RevolverTheory

Ай бұрын

No problem 😊

32:50 “Buy it tomorrow” = Get Dretti to play for me

Messmer the Cheeks Clapper 😂

I’m sure dale has now banned the word Messmer in his streams

🗣️ hold on just a second playa !

The fact that he’s max level and didn’t even know he had the mixed physik says it all

Those elden ring NPC are taking this game way too seriously like its EVO. There is no pirze at the end of the tunnel

That thumbnail is awesome.

👏🏾 👏🏾 sensational 👏🏾

2:40 LTG running around with a lance in his shows he finally has something in his cranium

I love how he stops moving every time he flips through his item slot

yea he is 100% not finishing this game 😂

He dashboards a single player game too 😂. Mesmer is a tough fight, but really fun. Reminds me of Morgott a bit.

0:11 *Bro, L O L* 😂😂😂

Why carry carry a shield and try to play a mobile dodgeroll play style. Its like, it doesn't matter what build or loudout he has, he tries to play the same exact way. AND for someone who hates easy-mode, remedial, comeback and carry mechanics in fighting games, he sure is relaint on them in Elden Ring.

Imagine using mimic tier and losing this much 😂

This man went out of his way to cheat his stats and use Mimic Tear, yet it still takes him nearly an hour to beat this boss.

9:38 dale wit the hard R🤦🏾‍♂️

That's one Crispy manu 🥵

Imagine LTG and DSP co op in Elden Ring? That would be hilarious 😂

This game is something else

Why does he move the same in every video game 😂😂

03:14 was actually waiting for stream sniper excuse

The red cloaks mashing like mofos lmao

Any footage of him fighting commander gaius

17:53 signature move

You dare challenge a god? Low Tier God perhaps

Skill issue like a mf😂 when I say bum

After finishing this dlc, i know now that if he comes back to it, this rog is never beating it. Final boss finna yickadee mimic tear to the moon 💀

Saturn sticked.

I love how Dale can't call the enemies 'Stream-Sniper' in this pve game like He just need to 'GIT GUD' but refused to. Even on fighting games, he still can't learn and adapt LOL

40:00 Low Tier Fraud is crying off camera!

@FentyCola559

Ай бұрын

35:16 peak salt lmao

@Zenith8896

Ай бұрын

@@FentyCola559 agreed

How is his damage so shit when he is like RL 500? i was doing 2072 dmg with my dual great katanas, he also doesnt know that he can double chug? runs off with half hp like an idiot and gets himself killed

Lancaster will rise lol

Too much thinking!! Lol