Remember y'all, how this fukkin clown calls other men "sexless" for using female character's in fighting games!? Yet he plays games like Stellar Blade getting off to women he would NEVER be able to fukk with irl!? Haha, the coping is real! 🤣

@kashilong7389

4 ай бұрын

It's crazy he talk about women this way yet all he does every night is front in front on teens trying to look cool.

@takafzero3575

4 ай бұрын

He playing this on HARD mode, no Diddy

@DaquanHarrison

4 ай бұрын

And he even discriminates them for playing female characters in fighting games while he plays them himself and acts like a simp towards them.

@GXTHIE

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget that he stalks random women instagram profiles as well

@JSRFModCentral

4 ай бұрын

Everything Dale says is pure projection

This is the same man who when he tried flirting with a girl, one of the first things he asked her was "do you like rogs?" What a joke.

@mcnuggets9202

4 ай бұрын

You lyin? Lol

@BoiiBosss

4 ай бұрын

Nope he really did asked her that 🤣🤣 this guy is so akward and weird. Alpha male right there 🤭

@Sanjixoxo

4 ай бұрын

Tf is a rog?

@BoiiBosss

4 ай бұрын

@@Sanjixoxo dale´s new word he can use against black ppl

@clave2049

4 ай бұрын

using his own lingo when talking to a girl is so cringe

a 40 year old man without a house, job, gf, wife, family or friends talks about selling his future daughter he will never have. what an absolute shitshow of a life Dale has.

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

He needs mental help

@missquake

4 ай бұрын

Its like a real life tragicomical sitcom revolving around a guy, like mr bean.

@yukinonfan

4 ай бұрын

I am surprised he is 40 he talks like he's in his 20s

@BrainstormJr

4 ай бұрын

Would be way simpler to just eat a gun by that point. 🤷‍♂️

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

@@yukinonfan 🤣🤣20 my ass

Dissin someone for living in an apartment is hilarious coming from him

@jtbrah6995

4 ай бұрын

Especially low income based 🤣 talkin like he’s a baller

@bluemajiic1979

4 ай бұрын

He forgot we know where he lives 😂

@inmy7eins

4 ай бұрын

@@bluemajiic1979where does he live?

This man has not spoken to women at all after losing his girl and it friggin' shows.

@Cutthroat__

4 ай бұрын

Its so easy to tell

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

“Its about time they bring real women’s body’s into video game” 😂😂 mind you this is the same man who clown women for having fake butts and everything

@ChrisBleu

4 ай бұрын

He hasn’t spoken to women… *_But he’s spoken to girls…_*

@driftingwolf0

4 ай бұрын

Yes, he has. They just turn out to be underage.

@H00dN3rdz

4 ай бұрын

It's time for men

"bruh im over here bricked" 💀

@sly_tendencies87

4 ай бұрын

He must have seen a man without a shirt.

@Critick3000

4 ай бұрын

The dude is so fucking willing to over share

Dale is in government assisted housing, he ain't in any position to marry anyone based on his own criteria 😂😂😂.

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

💀

Gotta love how he’s always talking about someone’s “sexless” and a “cell saga” but the dudes mind is perpetually stuck on sex. Almost 40 with the thought process of a 12 year old boy that just discovered what he could do with his internet browser and a bottle of lotion. 🥴 also, his jealousy/dislike of women shows every time he talks about them. 😵‍💫

@bluemajiic1979

4 ай бұрын

Damn you cooking 💀

0:04 Unc couldn't handle the kazooya rizz

6:38 Do you have a house already? Yuh!! And he'll be like Bloop! Lmfao 😂😂

@dababy7905

4 ай бұрын

Revolver playing too much 😂

@bigmemer4398

4 ай бұрын

Sensational

@selymsivadd

4 ай бұрын

Had me so weak lmaoo

"Victor has no tools" 😂😂😂

Damn he hella de-ranked lol

So, it's okay for him to discriminate others for playing female characters in fighting games and dressing them up, especially in 22:54 and 23:46 but he's over here lusting over Stellar Blade characters and talking about women models and famous idols like Beyonce and Alicia Keys over their looks!? (0:33, 0:58, 2:11, 2:24, 2:53) On top of that, he looks at the bottoms of every female Overwatch character in the roster!

@clave2049

4 ай бұрын

king of hypocrisy

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for bringing up the overwatch video this clown is such a hypocrite he’s a cellsaga

@lowtierpodpiper

4 ай бұрын

So lacking in self-awareness, he's not sentient. He's barely human. He's closer to moss than a base animal, let alone a person.

Who’s shocked he played stellar blade?

@grimtalon1008

4 ай бұрын

I am a little but from the looks of it he playing with one hand for sure 😢

@missquake

4 ай бұрын

He likes videogame bisexual ass

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

Im not unc is a cellsaga

"real bodies back to games" Lmao, please...

@_CrimsonBlade

4 ай бұрын

😂

"Yep here we go same corny ass combo" >does the same combo on Victor every single time "Yup half my life is gone off that BS remedial ass combo >regularly does 60-70 damage combos "Bro look at this game, god what did they do to Tekken..." >says this after doing Victor's 2,2,2,2 pistol teleport combo even though its blocked and its unsafe as hell on block, gets launched "Bruh rage art of course remedial ass game" >finishes off someone with a rage art "Stream sniping ass" >gets hard read after spamming the same moves over and over and over Lmao.

@tkmothebe7631

4 ай бұрын

"Of course you use throw, because you're a bum" >Uses throw

@IcZ2013

4 ай бұрын

"WOW HE'S USING HEAT ALREADY??" >Uses heat the 1st thing next round

Shaming someone for living in an apartment when he got exposed for being in LOW INCOME housing 😂😂

6:02 Dude trying to auction off his own kid. He a goofy

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

Tell me about it

Man I love how jaja actually learned this game and got good so he just uses dale as combo practice at this point

@LEWfromdaHOU

4 ай бұрын

Jaja plays Lars brah

Armchair psychologist here. That whole conversation about the man who should marry his daughter comes off as projecting. He watched as his mom get burned time and time again by random dudes so he wants to set a standard so high that it'd be impossible to date his daughter.

Bro the house thing insane especially since he never had a house and is 40+ lmao

Dale is such a joke, it's too comical at this point. What a sad individual.

😂😂😂 ltg is the type of guy that gets nervous around women but yet hes analyzing them like he would approach them, but in reality he would avoid eye contact at all cost.

@lucag.lisickza425

3 ай бұрын

😂 true

that jigga man thing is funny asf

He talks like these women would give him the time or day. They'll look at him like the scrub he is. Then he talks s*** about guys that use female fighters, but over here thirstin in Stellar Blade🤔

Duuwanna Mann lmao, this ninja rt putting him in everything 😂

@jasonruff1270

4 ай бұрын

His titles and thumbnails are the best

He got that Yugioh sound lol 😂. Losing life points 😂😂😂

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

Glad to see someone caught it lol

@ervingreen8976

4 ай бұрын

​@@RevolverTheorygot a timestamp on that? 😂

@gmoneyjefferson1344

4 ай бұрын

17:39

@missquake

4 ай бұрын

Iconic sound! ​@@RevolverTheory

@ervingreen8976

4 ай бұрын

​@@gmoneyjefferson1344appreciate it. 💪🏿

The way he spoke with Kani that one time he tried "training" her in tekken you can tell he's out of his element. Hell with social interaction in general.

That Carmen Sandiego was Nicholai😂😂😂

@missquake

4 ай бұрын

Crossover episode

@purpleguy7627

4 ай бұрын

Nah, that's Hellsing's Alucard.

Bro called Clouds Limit Break V trigger

@tyrektl

4 ай бұрын

He's STILL haunted by Street Fighter 5!?

Revolver your edits are the stuff of legends!!

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

Ty 😁

22:00 Had unc discombobulated and wondering where his cheeks went LMAOOO

Says people are down bad for videogame characters when he is down bad of zendaya SO bad he put her face over other women, like BROTHER

@philipn832

4 ай бұрын

think the stella blade would of been a better example seeing as he actually was judging the glutes

26:16 the “Yay YAYYYY” got me weak asf😭😭

Digimon track slappin like a mofo

@ervingreen8976

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. 🔥🔥🔥

Everybody pay attention to Dale ranking down. Now by the next stream that's probably like 4 in the morning for him in LA he's most definitely going to be boosting his rank back to purple ranking off stream watch

@missquake

4 ай бұрын

He has been using rage quits to cheat the ranks since SF4 but did it to an extreme degree in 5 and 6

@BeAsTMoDE528

4 ай бұрын

@@missquakeI hate him as much as the next guy but you literally couldn’t do that in sf6 it counts as a loss

It's amazing how Jaja has showed up for weeks straight and Dale hasn't gotten a single victory off of him

It's only a matter of time until Dale is chased away from Tekken 8 permanently. At that point, the only game left to him will be Smash. That, or taking that long overdue trip to the Grand Canyon.

6:02 Given your thoughts on having a girl and how you feel like raising her is just grooming her for another man to use, I find this little rant to be interesting. Thanks for admitting that you would sell your daughter for the right price.

Somebody said im horn*? Yeah!, and that Marik laugh Lmao..ninja please 0:49

Dale lives in a run down shoe box no wonder he want money to marry his kid

26:11 Carmen Sandiego aka Nicolai 🤣🤣

This man projects so much, I could point him at a wall and watch movies smh.

6:38 I love that sound effect, cracks me up everytime. That and that Goldeneye 64 heavy breathing effect.

"Im over here bricked" i know it probably a play on words but dayum

He got blasted

14:01 so alisa is dressed as asuka, looks kind of cool.

Theres so many top tier edits in this video to unpack im sure im gonna miss a few like that laugh in the opening

18:52 This annoying jiggaman 😂

Wtf was that Rise of the Ronin gameplay? Why was he spamming the parry like it was an attack?? 😂😂😂

This bum really just ragged on himself with that daughter rant, lol 😂😂😂

You brought back the “LET’S GO” in the cold open…keep doing it every now and then…it definitely sets the mood!

You can hear the button mashing dalerog makes and he has the nerve to call others mashers. 11:44

The sensational sound byte is my favorite.

Thanks for all the laughs!!

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

Aye man thank you for the support! Hope you're having a great holiday weekend!

@Vancerova

4 ай бұрын

Welcome. Just figured out I can do that!

Everybody knows that Dale wants to Rage quit so bad on Tekken but he knows his account will get banned now that’s karma and I bet when Eddy comes out this week he’s going to have a bad time with him

30:52 💀💀💀

@ervingreen8976

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

love the jaja appearances tbh, cause that just means we get to see someone who can actually play the game just slap Dale around LUL

Dale always thirsty wilson

This shows once again how he projects on too others... Thirsty as hell smh

That fuckin intro bruh I'm over here bricked 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ man.

I play female characters in most games from fighters to rpgs like Skyrim. Its Called Cross play. It's fun, like in fallout theres generally more male enemies than females, so as a female you can use the "Man-killer" perk for extra DMG to male enemies. Back to the bloops.

Ooooh that lil Digimon beat had me doing my oldhead dance 😂

It's okay, LTG. I suck at Tekken, too.

Happy Easter my guy

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

You too!

goin oh point oh oh oh oh percent

Your pictures of low tier are soo funny 😝 hope you had a good Easter haha

Dale’s chat is definitely ones that would rave together to that Digimon Remix

Welcome to the king of Iron salt Tournament 8 your host is the one and only revolver Theory😎

Bro what why anyone need to give you 50 grand to marry your daughter😂😂

Alaina changed the passwords to her life and it shows. LTG looking like Vince G at this point when Chris kicked him out of POG. In other news, Azucena is Immo's wife.

11:10 Yo Revolver Theory, you are based as hell for playing Boss Battle 3 from The Legend of Dragoon(the best game of all time). Respect my guy. That game deserves more recognition

@RevolverTheory

3 ай бұрын

Lol, I wish they'd remake that game since everything else is getting done...but Sony is like nope

@dartfeld9810

3 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheory Honestly. That's why I'm trying to make my channel more known so I can spread the word about the game.

@dartfeld9810

3 ай бұрын

The best thing we have at the moment is Severed Chains(PC port of the game) and Dragoon Modifier, which adds custom difficulties to the game

The damn adlibs are elite. I'm fucking dying!!

“rog of temu tournament” is a crazy one 😂

Unc stays thinking about Vtrigger

This man stealing my flow. Prof. Jiggle Physics analyzing all the jiggle physics lmaoo but I was never this horny looking at baddies 🤣

@ 13:21...your tears!! 🤣🤣🤣

Love the salt, but that beat at 28:28 was 😳🔥🔥

So Dale plays Stellar blade after saying countless times on Tekken 8 anyone who plays an attractive female character is a Cell Saga... Hello Dale, my name is Perfect Cell.

The beginning had me rolling 0:25-1:20

10:00 That mashing was insane!

@anon3631

3 ай бұрын

Bro thinks he is playing sf2 lmaooo

So I don’t follow the “E-scene” (don’t even know if that’s what it’s called) but as someone that’s played fighting games and frequents KZread I’ve heard this man’s name. What baffles and amuses me greatly is watching these trying to figure out why I now have so many recommended videos of this mans face photoshopped on crazy looking people and him being absolutely roasted and toasted across KZread 😂 What exactly did this man do that was so foul?

Listern to that mashing!!!!

Thumbnail sassy asf 😂

@protozero5298

4 ай бұрын

I ain't gone hold you it's a lil zesty lmao

@RevolverTheory

4 ай бұрын

Believe that lol

6:02 "If a dude couldn't afford 50k to marry your future daughter" Is this Verbalase or... something?

@Critick3000

3 ай бұрын

He essentially wants a paycheck from the would be groom for selling off his daughter

Dale on section 8 and has no job. Unless you consider begging for money a job.

Big ups rt

That whole rant about marrying his daughter was hilarious. First he will never have one since that requires taking to a woman Second blessing or not it’s not required to marry someone . Essentially he’d wanna sell her for $$$ since he’s broke .

Lets go!

Dalewuana Mann in the thumbnail

every player is "sorry ass"

This is how you act when you have no father in your life. Dale is WAY too worried bout video game breast ( I’m not stereotyping Dale, I’m black too lmao ) 🤣

I dont know how you guys do it this clown talks about the same crap every DAY!…but we’re the npcs, dale is a literal bot

He love him some zendaya smh

Y’all be violating this little boy.🤣🤣🤣

Maybe some day he'll be good at video games

This dude got multiple tags from orange to mid purple. Why won't he just push past fujin 😂?

Simpfried and Rog!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Song name at 17:58?

Lol, he would ask the daughter husband for 50k and have a home, yet at pushing 40, hes renting a subsidised apartment and begging for money from kids online to play him in a game, something he sits in a room and does 10 hours of more a day..lol whhhattttttt???????