Say what you want about LVG, he was fucking entertaining at press conferences.

@uncreative5766

6 жыл бұрын

Fuzzy McFudger No, but saying he tells the players to play like they're horny, or Louis van Gaal's army, or calling Chris Smalling Mike.

@anitagoodsleep5330

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@hugodrax71

3 жыл бұрын

He's one of the best managers of the last 30 years. I don't judge him on his 2 years at United.

@dominiquewinkens9417

2 жыл бұрын

Without any doubt there is no Dutch man who is a bigger narcisist than Louis van Gaal, I am always laughing my ass of when he is on the telly

@muhammeddelawarhossain4635

2 жыл бұрын

A legend off the pitch

Sex Masochism

Never forget Mike Smalling

@njlaz

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Smalling was the last world class defender to play for United.

@dailyshitposting3687

4 жыл бұрын

We will miss him 🙁

@tristv8891

3 жыл бұрын

Marcus Washfort

@mywifesexualpartner984

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Mike Smalling have a great season under LVG

@raphaelrau1728

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Even after Chris Smalling corrected him he still called him Mike!

I love his charisma 😂 he wasn't as successful as we all hoped he would be but he was funny 😂

@MarcusEMunya

6 жыл бұрын

Nave Yeneews "CHARISMA"

@tyson6468

5 жыл бұрын

you god to fa cup

@samuelbino7915

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't given the chance

@shaunacole1

3 жыл бұрын

Most successful man under manager alongside Mourinho since Fergie

@rohithraman6488

3 жыл бұрын

Queens Park Raisins Mike Smalling

He has a kind of strange humour that makes you laugh as if you were listening to a joke even though it doesn't look like one.

@destianpatrianagara1119

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah his grumpy face make it a lot funnier 😂

@adiljakatooreahmed3396

4 жыл бұрын

Dutch humour kkkkk

@WhoopsieDayZ

3 жыл бұрын

@Kenneth Flaming He's nothing like Trump.

@hiero4850

2 жыл бұрын

@@destianpatrianagara1119 🤣😂

@jsequine927

2 жыл бұрын

That's Dutch humour: say something really fucking harsh without any tact and call it a joke

That's zlatan when he gets older

@itr0863

7 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@seanmoazzami5183

6 жыл бұрын

There is only one zlatan

@yunus_ssj5319

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t compare zlatan to anyone let alone this tea bag

@victor9999hugo

5 жыл бұрын

Zlatan never gets older and never compares to Zlatan.

@yunus_ssj5319

5 жыл бұрын

How tf did I cone back to the same comment sane video

Haha....i kinda miss this old fool...shouldve just kept him in the backroom for banter as one of the assistant coaches lol

@briansiallagan1923

6 жыл бұрын

LyleMiMyle well if you're united fans, obviously it's hard to give this guy respect. He ruined almost everything, sold most of key players, crazy positioning which killed players' career (Valencia LB, Rooney CM), no trust for young player from previous era (buttner, januzaj, cleverley), wasteful transfer , etc.

@0fwRs

6 жыл бұрын

Who were the key players he sold? Welbeck, Cleverley , Evans? Btw where do those 3 players you name play now? Right. (vitesse, Real sociedad and watford) Seems like you're better off without them. I'm pretty sure Valencia played on rb while shaw was injured on LB. You either had Blind or Rojo playing there and not to even mention he's actually given youth players like Rashford, Lingard,Fosu Mensah,Blackett and McNair a chance at the time. You're a fool to think Falcao and Di maria didnt get a chance and concluding that would be the reason they never succeeded at ur club. Maybe it's because your club has lost it's identity when Ferguson left your club. After Fergusons departure your club has appointed 3 very different managers , you might be winning more games since mourinho's ur manager but after a couple games of watching man utd this season i will never watch it again unless it's a big game vs Liverpool/Man City/Arsenal just because those clubs do actually play some good football which anyone from the world can enjoy. You lot and Chelsea are the biggest clubs who play Anti Football in the world. Keep disrespecting an old manager who has won many trophies in europe except at your club. Btw im pretty sure LVG did better than Mourinho in his first season , and look at the players he got to buy.. Btw Falcao just came off an injury and Di Maria wasn't good enough to carry your shit team. It's as simple as that.

@MrRobbiesteiner

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaah i know right im dutch but we all miss him when he leaves our clubs, great comedy and banter lol

@CrazySailor1637

5 жыл бұрын

are you crazy?

@alt.5574

5 жыл бұрын

@@briansiallagan1923 what you are describing is the job of moyes the biggest failure in the history of this club absolutely destroyed what was left

"only in sex masochism is it allowed" "well I appreciate you not pulling my hair" [intense stare] "ok"

at least LVG's press conferences were more entertaining than his football😛

@mihailsnesterovics4626

5 жыл бұрын

football was more entertaining than under mourinho

@Jay-nl9gu

5 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Towey Thank God we have Ole now... Today's game was mint as well

@richardlobo88

5 жыл бұрын

@@pwnageshow2549 as a Manchester United fan, sacking van Gaal for Jose Mourinho was a blunder. Van Gaal has the capabilities to build a squad based on talents from the academy.

@richardlobo88

5 жыл бұрын

@@pwnageshow2549 andre villas boas was sacked because he was not good enough to be the manager.

@tyson6468

5 жыл бұрын

no look at man u now he had progress every day

"You too, fat man, there!" LVG is a legend and it's a shame he still isn't a part of the EPL. Very funny man.

I bet LVG's a hair puller.

@monstermunch4956

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@siddharthmundada6392

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@xiTzShuBBz

2 жыл бұрын

Only in “Sex Masochism”

LVG should come back and manage in the premier league so we can watch his funny press conference 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@roejogan2693

Жыл бұрын

Are you going to watch the World Cup? He is the head coach of the Netherlands

Happy retirement to him, I actually miss him, he was hilarious. He will always have my respect for giving us an FA Cup, Martial & Rashford.

@graeme1709

5 жыл бұрын

I miss him as a person but not his football. Ole's at the wheel now!

@doesntmatter1124

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Hart great comment allot of people only see what went wrong and not what he had to deal with the same problems as moyes and Mourinho, but didn’t insult the club like Mourinho did

@graeme1709

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Bludfam Lol imagine coming back to laugh at what someone said 7 months ago. In any case, the football we played under ole at the beginning was class, and even you as an arsenal fan surely would agree. What happened, I don’t know, but we’ve reverted to a negative 4-2-3-1 with Pogba playing as a cdm, which is the opposite of what made us successful at the beginning of Oles time here. Recently he’s looked tactically inept. To be fair to him though, he didn’t get the backing he needed in the summer

@sudharshanve8519

3 жыл бұрын

It was very nascent stages of evolution of his style of football. It needs a bit of getting used to and how you apply yourself in that kind of setup is bit different. Same with even Pep. Dont think it is all rosy. He literally bought 16 players in 2 years to build his team to play the way he wanted.

@grzegorzk1177

3 жыл бұрын

Martial is not MU standard. Lewandowski is MU standard.

Louis van Gaal has a brilliant coaching philosophy, he's a right to say what he says to the media they slagged him off loads. He's great with the youth development side of united producing the likes of rashford, bringing martial in, giving Mctominay, Wilson, Tuanzebe, Blackett etc their opportunity. He got treated poorly by the typical English media.

@greggcayman5031

6 жыл бұрын

Typical Ajax philosophy tend to the local garden bed, instead of nipping down the street and buying exotic plants.

@mathewholman927

6 жыл бұрын

He was good with youth but Mourinho brought Scott and Tuanzebe into the first team and handed them their debuts

@arnamthedarkthoughts7224

5 жыл бұрын

He handed Rashford his debut too.

@cjewe1z

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. He has done it over and over again at Ajax, Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Manchester United. It seems as if he did a lot more experimentation at United as he was buying, selling and loaning so many (expensive) players because they were a) getting extorted and b) going through transition but there was a method to the madness and United will reap the benefits in the coming years. The United fans who still criticise him are beyond stupid and know nothing about the game.

@tijin999

5 жыл бұрын

@@cjewe1z bullshit! im gonna say somthing now and your guna be like "oh yer i dont have answer to that" ....four simple lil words that sum up everything ... PHIL JONES TOOK CORNERS!!

I sometimes miss LVG, weirdly...

@RobSmooth90

6 жыл бұрын

thug same. Not for his football so much but he was a great character

@opera-obrolperancis8683

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr6124 Yeah. He made me think of Donald Trump.

@anthonyhurn1988

2 жыл бұрын

His football and his philosophy were spot on just his players let him down a lot when it mattered most

@khalidelmaziani6664

6 ай бұрын

we all do... we all do

I love his incredibly Dutch accent

Mata is embarrassed when lvg used the word horny.....03:13..... Lol. :)

@jordywoody14

5 жыл бұрын

who wouldn't be?

@UnitedPacci

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordywoody14 me

WOOOOWEEEE VANGAAALS WED AWRMYYYYYY 0:34

@warreng675

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@warreng675

4 жыл бұрын

@Debziez Wibble

mike smalling.. The legend for utd.. since lvg's days, his brother Chris smalling has regressed.

@warreng675

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

How embarrassed was Juan when LvG said the word 'horny'.

I really feel for him, think he was really unlucky. Chelsea played without one Alonso. Whole freaking fans, staff, Management all moaning how weak they got. He played an entire second half of season with a reserve squad, giving mixed results. Had he got even Schweini and Valencia available, I bet he would have taken well into top 3.

@ninejot

5 жыл бұрын

Very true

Lvg is 1000% savage

the guy was hillarious

Jesus, I forgot how it was when your manager isn't incredibly toxic

@johnkelly3549

5 жыл бұрын

He was as toxic, if not more, than Mou.

@MortarIvy

5 жыл бұрын

Well we can all breathe again now. Guffaw! (As of Dec 2018)

@mr_miyagi5003

5 жыл бұрын

John Kelly He wasn’t toxic at all, just very bossy, he used to be a P.E teacher, has that teacher attitude about him, the players liked him, it’s just his football, very successful football, takes a LOT of time to understand and pull off

@sacred1827

4 жыл бұрын

Total nonsense to say he was toxic as Mourinho. He wasn’t toxic at all. The fans were

@WhoopsieDayZ

3 жыл бұрын

No, United and the United fans are toxic. Two worldclass managers come to your club, Van Gaal and Mourinho. Both of them won the Champions League with smallers clubs, with worse players (Ajax / Porto). But no, somehow it's their fault that this United team can't win SHIT. Don't blame the board, the arrogant, lazy players like Pogba, just blame the manager! Yep, great idea.

Mr Mike Smalling 👑

"only one player injured.....can you believe it?" 😂😂😂😂 Class

For comedic value alone, I miss uncle Louis 😆👌

There was another one in which the reporter asked him whether he could discuss his transfer strategy and Lvg simply said "no" 😂😎

Lol he was a madman. I hated him at the time, but now I like him because he’s not our manager

If you ever wondered who taught Mourinho how to behave at a press conference... he was his assistant at Barcelona

@rishabhaniket1952

2 ай бұрын

Mourinho's entire style of football is an extension of this man.

A true players coach... hates the media :) LVG english interviews are the best haha

one of the best i respect LVG, Man Utd never lose when they face Arsenal, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Liecester..

@ozwardgosku4693

7 жыл бұрын

why arsenal 2 times

@user-gd4xl6rj2l

7 жыл бұрын

Arturò Mineiraò Well they lost twice to Arsenal and once to Man City,also LVG never won against Chelsea.

@deioevans3766

7 жыл бұрын

Cuban Skull yes he has

@martin5963

7 жыл бұрын

We lose 5-3 lo leicester :/

@Kai-ho1to

6 жыл бұрын

Can you win the premier league with only the capability to win against arsenal mancity pool and leicester???LOL you absolutely need to ask liverpool...how many times they were able to beat them but still failed to win the premier league..LOL

I feel like half these interviews he just trolling so he can look back on it while drinking vine and laugh... I mean “only in sex masochism it’s allowed”....

him and zlatan would’ve been hilarious

lol doesn't know dea gea was a champion with sir alex

@izdatsumcp

7 жыл бұрын

You don't know that... Louis van Gaal is a boss.

@highgrade7405

6 жыл бұрын

No he said to the media your goin on like de gea wasnt a champion same with matteo

@business3867

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't he talking about the Champions League?

@safe3220

5 жыл бұрын

de gea has literally won pretty much everything he could win in england but the CL

@JohnnyinTheRoom

4 жыл бұрын

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he should have been given more time. legendary manager.

In another parallel universe, Mike Smalling is Man Utd captain. Under LVG managerial genius, they won 7th EPL+ECL Double. The celebration when Mike lifted the ECL trophy across the globe was so sensational that fans emotion able to penetrate through space time Continuum and reached out to THIS Louis Van Gaal.

3:12 Mata’s face is priceless 😂

0:37 lol even the security cracked up hahaha

lvg army...hahaha

I loved this guy. Thank you for everything LVG

one more season at man u they would have been there with Chelsea for the title. legend van gaal

What a legend 👌 in holland he behaves the same....love this guy ✌👌👑

i miss lvg.

This guy was so funny man, best character United have had for a long time (except Zlatan of course)

So funny man. He was good for out club, I'll look back on the work he did for us fondly.

I'm a Liverpool fan but I always like LVG awesome personality to the EPL

The streets will never forget this guy.😂

LVG was the best technical coach united will see for a very long time. He understood the game and had a philosophy he needed more time to implement. The calibre of players he attracted was no accident and although some of them flopped, he tried to balance youth with experience. Rooney also said he’s the best coach he’s worked with, (that’s ahead of Ferguson) and I’d rather watch LVG possession football than mourinhos park the bus, moyes’s joke of a style and the shit united have now.

Lmao never heard his interviews before, only seen him on the pitch. Couldn't have imagined that he was this crazy

"The fans are shouting "Louis Van Gaal's army!" "So the fans are also satisfied with Louis Van Gaal" Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂"

What a character loved Louis. Should have had more time. Would love to hear his press conference's nowadays with klopp and pep

Van Gaal would have been ideal for UTD because he can always motivate his team against the tops sides, sth Mou does not often do. However, he was making lots of mistakes: playing 3-5-2 in his first season which does not suit utd. selling all strikers in his second season: RVP, Chicha, Falcao,, Di Maria, Welbeck before them and not replacing them which cost united gravely in CL and PL.

@MortarIvy

5 жыл бұрын

adam84657 The day my opinion of LVG turned... having sold all of our other striking options, Rooney injured, Martial not fit yet, and the gaff puts Fellaini as a number 9. What a joke!

@WhoopsieDayZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@MortarIvy Yeah, blame van Gaal and Mourinho. They don't know what they're doing, right? They both succeeded at every club until United. Maybe the problem is your own board and your lazy fucking players..

In my opinion he should have got one more season his system was starting to turn into results and players were buying in, he was always entertaining in press conferences and while we weren’t entertaining on the pitch I will always respect him for his time here Legend LVG 👏🏻

@chidubem826

2 жыл бұрын

We were actually playing good football under him. He just never got enough time to fully settle in with the team. Good thing he got a trophy for the team.

The arabic commentators reaction to Van Gaal throwing himself on the ground is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂

He certainly steadied the decline under moyes, I will always respect him for that.

"Im spoiling my woman everyday" lmao

He's a legendary coach but at the same time he is crazy as hell

You can say anything about Van Gaal, but he's a great coach and tactician. It's really about the team and the management. In 2014 he did a great job with The Netherlands. Finishing 3rd with such a bad team, means the tactic works.

@thomaat460

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call Robben, Sneijder, van Persie, (Nigel) de Jong, Vlaar, Kuyt and talents such as a young de Vrij, Wijnaldum and Depay bad players. There certainly were bigger teams and you are right in saying he created a great team out of an average selection. But saying it was a bad team is an understatement.

@nickklok4955

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomaat460 Maybe you are right, but have to note that the team around that time was considered bad. In 2010, we had a great team, with a poor defense imho. In 2014 it was almost visa versa in regards of the age of most players. So you are right, they weren't bad, but in average the team was lesser in comparison with 2010.

@thomaat460

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickklok4955 That's absolutely true, with that comparison in mind he did a fantastic job. But although some critics might have called it a bad team at the time, I think most people would consider at least 2 players world class. Perhaps it was a bad team when 1st place is your goal (which it always should). However they were definitely there to compete. I can't say that's bad in it's entirety.

Nah LVG was something else.. he kept us entertained. I wasn't disappointed to see him leave but wouldn't mind if he stayed for a third season. Gave us the best football (some games) post Fergie, and agaisnt our biggest rivals! #LouisVanGalsRedArmy

“I give my players free” 😂 translating literally from dutch to english omg hahaha Louistje je bent de beste!!

I'm a Chelsea fan and I miss this man sooo much

I really Needed To Lough This Much 😂😂😂😂

I miss this guy

I am a Man Utd fan. But I liked Van Gaal as a coach,and he was successful in Bayern as well as Ajax. I guess the absence of a sporting director could have played a part in his failure in man utd

@WhoopsieDayZ

3 жыл бұрын

He failed because United has been SHITE since Ferguson left. Not his fault. LVG has done well at EVERY club and with a mediocre Netherlands team he reached the semi finals of the World Cup. The problem is United. Not him.

I swear a God those days where the happiest days, just coming back from work and watching man untied lose with Van Gaal spreading the memes all over the place.

Miss this guy.. haha.. never missed any of his press conferences, One moment missing from this video was in the award ceremony he was drunk and he gave that speech.. :D

0:35 😂😂😂 wtf he sounds like sloth from the goonies 😂😂😂

I spoil my woman every day xD

00:35 WEEE WEEEEE WAAAN WAAAALLS WEEEEEEDDD AMMMYY

Great personality with a brilliant tactical mind!!

So masochism haha wtf

@haikelareff

5 жыл бұрын

mezo a hahaha

You will never meet a more confident person. You have to love this guy. So convicted in his views and opinions of everything.

Hes a Manchester United legend

Lvg a living legend

Love the undertaker old school theme to start.......anyone else ?

I got sick of some of the football we started plying under LVG but I always liked him as a man and appreciate what he done for the club trying to get us back steady after the Moyes era

4:24 Beavis and Butt-Head

Liverpool fan but this guy was a gem in the prem so entertaining

His press conferences and interviews were the best, never forget Michael Smalling 😂

Funniest manager of all time, the bloke had me in tears sometimes

You gotta love him 😂😂😂😂

"Ryan, this is a YUGE game.. at my signal UNLEASH HELL" 2:05 😂😂😂

I'm a man city fan but I loved this dude was so funny that fall at the end was had me crying my eyes out on the day

I liked him better than Mou tbh

@tmorsplanet7945

5 жыл бұрын

He got sacked in the morning

@WhoopsieDayZ

3 жыл бұрын

Both LVG and Mourinho were great. Better than your shitty club deserved. It's the board and your lazy, arrogant players that are the problem. Stop blaming the managers.

I miss LVG and him wasting points

I love him. He will be missed after his appearance for The Netherlands.

He was very funny! I loved it at christmas when he told the press(in very broad dutch) to enjoy the viiine and a miiince pii

I actually miss this guy! He should've had more time!

Louivangaalwedarmy hahahaha, the fact that he was so nonchalant saying it only makes it funnier

if it werent for him we would have most likely never heard of the name MARCUS RASHFORD

Eccentric genius. All hail LvG!

One thing you have to understand about the Dutch, they are direct and don't beat around the bush. If you dont want to hear what we think, then don't ask the question.

I didn't rate him as a Utd manager but fuck me he was hilarious to listen to and I miss him for that XD

I just love him

"Louie Fun Hall".😂

I don’t miss the football, but LVG’s press conferences were pure entertainment.

they shouldnt gave him more time!!!!!!!!!!!

absolute mad lad!!

"pulling your hair like that from the back is not in the rules. Only in sex masochism is that allowed." 🤟😂 Legend