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I'm pretty sure the Nazgul were using horses because they were still trying to be sneaky at that point. Now they're just "Well everyone knows now"

@_Pauper_

Жыл бұрын

I like that. Funny take.

I feel like either the Elves don't take dumps, or if they do, it's magical dumps where they don't need to wipe

@brandon17760

Жыл бұрын

I mean probably they live in a forest, nothing but fiber to eat lol

@NotThatJonesShow

6 ай бұрын

The elves barely even have to eat and when they're living in Valinor it's essentially heaven it's whatever they feel like doing they can do if they want to eat or not eat at least that's how I've always seen it since when in Valinor they're under the gaze of their gods entirely for all time

The 2 towers is the movie that got me into Lord of the Rings, I went to see it for a friend's birthday party and at no clue what it was and yet it's a sequel I still felt I wasn't lost this is a great film in the series

Yo Tony - thank you for providing quality content to KZread. I appreciate ya and hope you have a great Christmas.

@dakotashea3561

Жыл бұрын

Seconded

From what I remember the Ents and the Entwives went separate ways, because the men were only focused on planting forests all over the land, while the women were focused on the beauty of things, Treebeard mentions that seeing areas full of flowers could be signs that an Entwife has been through there.

@DestinyAwaits19

Жыл бұрын

How gay.

@davealaya

Жыл бұрын

@@DestinyAwaits19 you're gay

@DestinyAwaits19

Жыл бұрын

@@davealaya ent wives, flowers, hobbits lol.

@davealaya

Жыл бұрын

@@DestinyAwaits19 oops I meant I'm gay. Edit: we are all gay here on this channel

@DestinyAwaits19

Жыл бұрын

@@davealaya I don't mean homosexual. I mean gay as in lame. In the high school sense. The Lord of the Rings books and lore are gay.

"Where was Gondor when I was getting PEGGED!" lol That made my day man. I love this show.

Every weekend I visit Helms deep or "Hjelms Dyb" which is located north of Djursland, Denmark. It's a bay that often has good waves and a beautiful cliff. No orks though.

Great episode! also Tony and Joe's Smeagol impressions were spot on.

@Justin-ShalaJC

Жыл бұрын

I think EVERYONE can do a pretty good smeagol impression

The ents are not really trees. They share some traits like only being able to drink but their skin just looks like tree bark. Reading the books I always thought they were similar to the trols, since the trols were created as a distorted replica of them. They should have lungs and the rest.

I've only seen this movie once or twice but I never noticed that Gandalf had Christopher Lee's voice. I should rewatch these movies

Great episode. Everyone was on-point here. It's hard to believe it's been a year since the Fellowship episode!

There better be two morgul dinners to talk about.

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

I bet there will be at least another morgul dinner party reference

I can't decide which of the first two LOTR movies I like better. Fellowship has better pacing and tells a more conventional story. But the action scenes in The Two Towers is so much better. Plus Aragon kicks more butt in it.

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

Overall the entire trilogy is pretty solid.

@DestinyAwaits19

Жыл бұрын

Only the theatrical versions have good pacing. The extended edition is great for world building, but pathetic when it comes to tension and well made story.

Yay! Joe is here! Fuck yeah America!

This will be fantastic!

This was my favorite of the trilogy. The battle at Helm's Deep was epic, especially when Legolas and Gimli were forming their friendship. And who doesn't love Gollum?

@SeanOkita

Жыл бұрын

Legolas’ action bits were cringe

@steveb7932

Жыл бұрын

the black gate scene is awful and the ents are underdeveloped. Its a great movie but easily the worst of the trilogy.

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

I love them all equally! They're all great!

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

@@steveb7932 yet it's still better than the hobbit movies and rings of power. I wouldn't say it's the worst of the trilogy though.

@dreamlandnightmare

Жыл бұрын

On the contrary, I find this by far the weakest of the trilogy. Feels so padded and stretched out. Somewhat of a slog to get through. So much walking and so little story progression. I've watched the other two dozens of times, but I've only watched this one maybe twice.

Alright! A Jo-Jo episode! Haven't watched any of them in a long time but this is probably my favourite of the three.

The balrog didn't fly because it was falling down a hole where it couldn't actually spread it's wings and yes, Haldir (The Elf General) was in Fellowship. "The dwarf breaths so loudly, we could've shot him in the dark."

I'll tell this story again when you guys do Return of the King, but I was working as a projectionist at the time and accidentally set that print on fire lol. Only one of these movies I saw in theatres. Edit: I set it on fire opening night.

@_Pauper_

Жыл бұрын

that’s either super hilarious or I hate you. Ok not hate… upset with you on behalf of other LOTR nerds

This and the fellowship episode are some of my favorite episode from HtM. Love you guys I hope you had a good year. 😊 looking forward to the next!!

This is gonna be a good one! I loved the one you guys did on fellowship!!

@Alfonso88279

Жыл бұрын

That was such a frustrating view for hardcore fans of LOTR, like, so many misunderstandings and mistakes... This video is similar. But I think that's the point of Hack the movies, right? To relate with casual audiences. But they show real knowledge about some movies...

I remember watching it on two bootleg cds. I didn't mind the quality of the video. Then when I got a better version I was blown away again. And I keep watching extended version from time to time.

11:05. So if you are a guy and go to Tony’s house, he WILL ask you to take a dump. Just be aware of that. 😂

@HackTheMovies

Жыл бұрын

I'm just saying the bidet is an option!

@JamesJohnson-tr1gu

Жыл бұрын

I'll be sure to pound a tray of baked beans beforehand

"What do your elf eyes see" is because Elves in that universe. See the world as a flat thing before the shaping of what it it is. This is why they are the only ones who can navigate back to the elven home lands because only they can see the way. So asking this Aragorn knows Legolas can see exactly where they are from their current position.

I'm told I do a pretty good Gollum impersonation myself.

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

My uncle does a great gollum impression.

@erikbrock5444

Жыл бұрын

@@kdusel1991 Challenge accepted.

@dustywaynemusic6297

Жыл бұрын

I feel like a Gollum impression is kinda like Christopher Walken or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Everybody has one but when you hear a good one it's brilliant.

It's funny how it took the Ents all day to say good morning yet when treebeard screams the others are right there ready to fight.

Merry Christmas! Thanks for all the laughs throughout the year!

@HackTheMovies

Жыл бұрын

You are more than welcome!

One of my favorite custom maps on counter strike was helms deep.

second viewing, 6 shots later

Yeeeessss! Ive been waiting for this review! Glad it's johanna and joe back for it too

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

Me too! I binged the trilogy to prepare!

This review could have never ended and I would be fine with it

Always great to see Joe! 😃👍🏾

Fun episode as always happy holidays to hack the movies and movie dumpster crew ❤️

I recall the elf who saved Frodo from the Nazgul in "Fellowship of the Ring" was named Glorfindel. This was hilarious to listen to and I look forward to your discussion on "Return of the King".

have a great Xmas tony, always watching from cheshire in the UK

Wait , Joe, Didn't King Theodian say in return of the king that wormtongue was once a good man ?

great episode, miss joes beard tho

Nice cant wait, but was just thinking last night are yall gonna finish the harry potter series

@HackTheMovies

Жыл бұрын

Meh. Potter is lame.

@kidcrossfire3489

Жыл бұрын

@@HackTheMovies I know I saw the first few movies, they did nothing for me, and people that are big fans of the franchise have defended it to me by saying stuff like “Well, if you read all the books, look at this other extra stuff, watch these reviews, and rewatch the movies again, you’ll LOVE IT”, which is bullshit. The key to getting me to like something that I’m already checked out on isn’t to give me mountains of homework or to make me consume ALL of it.

@gioj.calixx1045

8 ай бұрын

@@HackTheMoviesat least chamber has a beginning and an end and doesn’t forget about it’s main protagonist in favor of a no stakes undercard battle.

@Wangan280z

7 ай бұрын

Ive only watched the movies and i love them. Especially once the goblet of fire comes around and shit gets zoppity. That fuckin dumbledor vs. voldemort fight at the end of order of the phoenix is the shit, then that final movie when everybody is gettin down to defend hogwarts is fuckin great. My wife and i watch all the movies at least twice a year, usually more. But whatever your still very famous and important to me Tony.

My Precious......

54:41 They’re just sleeping in a barn, where are all women go to take a nap. Edit: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein review reference

Great episode, guys!

"not my dwarf" - lol 😂

I love this channel always makes my day

Of the 3 movies the best ones IMHO are the first and the last one but book wise the Battle of Minas Tirith is in the Two Towers (2nd book) only it was shown in the Return of the King (3rd movie) for some reason. Though Christopher Lee (Saruman's actor) passed away a few years ago he was the ONLY actor that was old enough to have actually met JRR Tolkien the Lord of the Rings creator while HE was still alive Tolkien passed away in 1977 but Christopher Lee was 93 years old when he passed away in 2015.

Speaking of the two towers and Howard stern I was driving cab and listening to Howard stern when we announced that a plane flew into the first tower. Listened very intently till I dropped my passenger off and drove directly to the office sat down and watched the news. Till then I thought Howard stern was doing a bit.

This was a fun episode, love seeing Johanna and Joe on. Especially Joe doing voices and impressions. It is shocking that not alot of people like this one. Also very true when mentioning a movie event Especially with fantasy films. I do hope to see you guys on twitch playing the video games Two Towers on ps2 was awesome.

@kdusel1991

Жыл бұрын

I still have both my gamecube versions of two towers and return of the king. My friend and used to play them all the time when we were younger

What's with the weird cuts? I don't know what they're talking about. And some of the points they're trying to make seems to be missing.

@HackTheMovies

Жыл бұрын

It glitches during the premiere. I'm rewatching now to make sure it plays smoothly

The gollum scream used to scare me when I was 4.

6:33 The weirdest example of that I can think of was the live action Peter Pan trailer using the music from the computer game Myst 3: Exile.

@Melancolombia

Жыл бұрын

27:00 Myst 3 also had Brad Dourif.

Great episode !

*rubs eyes* . HOLY CRAP! Glad to see you guys!

"Treebeard-a-dillo" made me legit laugh out LOUD

How could anyone ever expect the king's trusted right hand man BackStabby McBackstabber to have betrayed the king lol

That was Pippin that convinced Treebread to go south, not Merry. I haven't seen these movies since early this year and I still remember that lol. Hopefully you won't be that mistake in Return of the King. Love you man.

Just finished watching this and the video skips during the premier

I liked the first one so much that I bought the dvd at like 14. It came with a free ticket to see the sequel. I watched the two towers in the front row. Helms Deep was the baddest damn thing I have seen to this very day. It was like being there.

The Two Ta-Tas

When Tony is talking normal, he sounds weird. "and, what not". Okayy?!

Bulba! Bulbasaur!!!!!

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN I WAS GETTING PEGGED??

Your car guy reminds me of Bard Garret on Seinfeld...better make sure he isnt driving it later..hahaha and throwing golf clubs at ya

20... fucking... years... My gosh.

I always point out soma detail in the toe breaking scene, but it’s something completely different. If you pay close attention the their wardrobe and weapons, you can see that they flipped the scene. Everything is on the opposite sides.

The inclusion of the Requiem for a dream music in the Two Towers teaser trailer was always very puzzling to me. Just the iconic theme of a hardcore addiction tragedy just plopped into fantasy action.

Is Gandalf the voice of Plankton?

So.... where is the Return of the King review?

Peter Jackson also rates this movie as his favourite of the trilogy

It's crazy Christopher Lee plays a major villilan in star wars and lord of the rings Sauramon and count dooku

@dustywaynemusic6297

Жыл бұрын

Christopher Lee played Dracula a bunch of times before that

I thought it was a young Johnny Depp picture on the cover of Rochelle Rochelle LMFAO

Clicked vid for LOTR, stayed for bidet talk. 👌

Dream team today on HTM - the Jo-Joe guest combo is always immediately good times

Joe is my favorite guest

Btw I am super excited about Willow

Valkyrie used the Saw theme in the trailer

Two Towers=favorite book in the series Fellowship=fav movie

Drink every time Tony says Saruman when he means Sauron.

14:45 He did actually, after this and Heavrnly Sword (PS3) I think him and the guys from Weta FX started Imaginarium P.S. Y'all need to do Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai, I saw it on the counter lol

The cover of Die Hard was changed after 9/11 I think, and the cover of the 1983 Def Leppard album Pyromania lol

Oh, I forgot, my favorite part was when Jennifer Lawrence wrote the second book.

Tony I too can do a pretty good smeagle Impression

"Where was Gondor when I was getting pegged?!" Put that on a T-Shirt, cowards. And may everyone enjoy a nice Morgul dinner this year.

The Sleepy Hollow review sent me 🥂

Kinda funny that Liv Tyler plays an elf in the Lord of the Rings movies, and her dad played one in The Polar Express..

How could you put this video out so close to Christmas and not talk about the Christopher Lee Heavy Metal Christmas album?

I worked with a guy that claimed to be the orc that said "meats back on the menu"

The movie does actually deviate for the book in a lot of places but I mostly agree with the changes from a movie making standpoint.

Jo has some heavy hangers

What's a ball rug?

Tony, be careful about challenging Vigo Mortensen to a fight. Watch Eastern Promises, and keep in mind that anyone who fights a man who is that comfortable fighting with his balls swinging in the wind is not likely to win.

I thought it was implied in midnight mass that Jesus was a vampire as the priest found the cave he was buried in and’ rose’ from

I don't understand why this one isn't getting the same traffic as the other. Joe rules. Tony is…

@HackTheMovies

10 ай бұрын

KZread had an issue with premieres glitching the week this one came out. Everyone thought the episode was messed up and bailed in it probably. It killed its reach.

Please do a talk about some straight to DVD movies on the podcast.

This is going to be fun but my favorite of 2002 is spiderman I was 19 when this came out the last of my teens

when are you going to do return of the king ?

@HackTheMovies

11 ай бұрын

December

At 1:19:05, had to pause, watch 300, then resume

Two Towers is easily my favorite of the Trilogy. The battle at Helm's Deep will always be iconic to me ❤️ Also, I watched one episode of Rings of Power and went "I see you haven't learned your lesson from the Hobbit Trilogy...I'm out 🤣"

Tony's Gollum is spot on!

Tony sounds like he can’t name 10 books when he was talking about the VGA awards kid.

in uk it's not a bundle of sticks it's a cig