Honestly I kinda wish it had gone full Twilight Zone and in the end he actually turns into Loqueesha. That would have been that final leap into absolute batshit crazy.

@thecinematicmind

5 жыл бұрын

Technically that’s the terrible Oscar winning Skin

@lirpa2300

4 жыл бұрын

Watch "Sorry to Bother You", that goes full Twilight Zone.

@ECL28E

4 жыл бұрын

It would''ve been interesting if he turned into an actual black-woman in the second-act and had to deal with the struggles if being female, black, and let's face it... lesbian.

@Elvusmiw

3 жыл бұрын

They're clearly not the best writers to do that

@jameshakola3603

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy enough, Melvin Van Peebles made a movie in 1970 called Watermelon Man that sort of goes that direction, right at the start. I bet it's tough to find nowadays

So it's basically a white guy doing a Tyler Perry impression doing a Madea impression.

@torstenscholz6243

4 жыл бұрын

It's White Chicks reversed.

@hendersoncnc

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Ch3rry6933

4 жыл бұрын

Torsten Scholz white chicks was actually good...

@sholape

4 жыл бұрын

No.

@MrBlackghost34

4 жыл бұрын

Ary Cherry No that movie’s terrible I love it but it’s bad.

movies like this make me really glad I went to a diverse high school with plenty of white kids, plenty of black kids, plenty of asian kids, plenty of hispanic kids, etc. stereotypes still permeate, of course, but interacting with people in outgroups from a young age helps stop them from sticking

@Koda89

5 жыл бұрын

I often attribute that part of the reason none of the rampant Islamophobia that swept across America, especially amongst white people, post-9/11 never stuck with me was because the middle school I attended, which I started attending literally just weeks before 9/111, had a substantial number of its staff be of Islamic Turkish backgrounds. I was taught by these people, played sports with them, went on really awesome school trips with them, just generally had a lot of fun and strong memories with them, so even little 12-14 year old me knew all the hate people were aiming at people such as these teachers was just pure bullshit.

@ceceprincess4758

3 жыл бұрын

True

We salute you for your sacrifice, Double Toasted.

@jackcarver5412

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Riley what sacrifice? Korey love this shit.

@707Chiva

4 жыл бұрын

It is not a sacrifice, it's their JOB!!!

@piane_e

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment and only heard President Snow from The Hunger Games “We salute you for your courage....and your sacrifice”

Just found that while “Loqueesha” was originally listed in the 2019 film festival lineup, the festival responded, saying the film was pulled from the lineup prior to the festival and was never shown. So it seems the trailer was very much lying.

@Koda89

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's why the trailer suddenly was removed, at least temporarily, because the film festival caught wind of them pulling the bullshit of saying it was selected for the festival, and they went, "Oh HELL nah.."

I enjoy nothing more than Korey trashing bad movies. That ADR bit made my jaw DROP.

@marcusplenty1153

5 жыл бұрын

FACTS. I die every time i watch the transporter 3 review

@Muskateering

5 жыл бұрын

What does he mean by ADR?

@nerdwords6928

5 жыл бұрын

@@Muskateering Additional Dialogue Recording. It's when they dub in dialogue in post production.

@Muskateering

5 жыл бұрын

@@nerdwords6928 Ah right, thanks for clearing that up.

@miker.9138

5 жыл бұрын

It was like a scene in a sketch where people are parodying bad ADR. This dude really put that shit in his movie. 😂

No one: Absolutely no one: Literally no one in 2019: Jeremy Saville: "A film about a white man having his own radio show, talking like a sassy black woman? There's a great idea right there!"

@speedy932key4

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Strong I'm surprised there was no one in that meeting when this movie was pitched that didn't say no to this

@serenaistheb.o.a.t

5 жыл бұрын

Would have been a great idea 15-20 years ago when people didn't mind films like White Chicks.

@michaelstrong5383

5 жыл бұрын

@@serenaistheb.o.a.t Even then, the film would still be trashed by the majority of people, but would have a cult following for some reason.

@Nassit-Gnuoy

5 жыл бұрын

kvjc7398 That’d be nice skit now that you mention it.

@Nassit-Gnuoy

5 жыл бұрын

RetroAlchemist18 2000 Hollywood is incredibly tone deaf when it comes to shit like this. They’re honestly Tone deaf about a lot of social issues.

what the *SMARTPHONE* is happening?

@DoubleToasted_

5 жыл бұрын

I love this SMARTPHONE comment!

@keijijohnson9754

5 жыл бұрын

Double Toasted - Might as well use that considering how annoyingly picky KZread is with the F word.😒

@mathunit1

5 жыл бұрын

@@keijijohnson9754 I really don't get KZreadrs that can't move away from KZread to move to other video platforms to avoid KZread's problems.

@speedy932key4

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Xu a lot of other platforms have similar if not bigger problems. Twitch for instance is sexist against men

@sillygoose635

4 жыл бұрын

@@speedy932key4 what? how?

"FAITH BASED FILM LIGHTING" Holy 💩 Corey 😱

The “racial stereotype” audition got me. I feel ill. These people, who made this armpit fungus of a movie, need to be deported. To Sardinia.

@killjoymcquire6340

5 жыл бұрын

Send them to Mars.

@raymondsmith9975

5 жыл бұрын

James Polk sent an e-mail to Sardinia, they sent back, and I quote, "No, No, No my dear American friends, Loqueesha we find, uh, what is called Racist in your ignorant tongue. Maker of movie should be, how is said? Dragged and shot?" Please don't send more of what we consider hate mail. Thank you."

@Moonbeingstrandedonearth50

Жыл бұрын

"Armpit Fungus." 😳🤣🤣🤣

I thought this was going straight to vhs lol

@darkoniflames2051

5 жыл бұрын

Vhs?My dude what year do you think it is?😂😂😂

@ezaye1991

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkoniflames2051 exactly the point. These people use an idea that's offensive and outdated, that it should go to VHS lol

@darkoniflames2051

5 жыл бұрын

@@ezaye1991 r/whoosh lol.

@Ichigo111293

5 жыл бұрын

DarkOniFlames r/whoosh

@Anthonycheesman33

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkoniflames2051 you really are dumb aren't you lol

This movie is atrocious, but I can GUARANTEE that there are people who will defend it by comparing it to Blackkklansman.

@Kaefer1973

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are people defending Birdemic with Hitchcock's The Birds as well, and they deserve just as much attention.

@MrAlcazar

4 жыл бұрын

If I ever meet one of those assholes, they're gonna regret it.

@melbapeach162

4 жыл бұрын

Kaefer1973 excellent comparison 😂

(Blinking White Guy GIF)

@TheEmbessyNetwork

5 жыл бұрын

(Dog saying everything's fine while surrounded by fire GIF)

Parents don't name your child loqueesha. Probably the most ratchefied name of all time. It's just not toasty.

@Gunngirl

5 жыл бұрын

To late

@greasyavocado3251

5 жыл бұрын

You know what is toasty though? Naming your child DTMERCH.com. Do it and your kid will be fresh before they even get a birth certificate.

@jetfire851

5 жыл бұрын

It's certainly no Airwrecka.

@sharonspears-mandeville2369

4 жыл бұрын

_LOQUEESHA!?!_. No-offence,but SOME people should really NOT have children..or,at least, should really reconsider your choices when you have your children instead..name-wise,of course..

@blacknbougie8021

4 жыл бұрын

@@ladedade23Blunticus I agree, but I think it's too much to ask bm not to disparage their race in front of others. They believe it sets them apart and makes them "not like other blacks."

I like the fact that he is self aware of himself (and to some extent society) to realize the inherent racism that human beings have. The problem is... He does nothing with it. This could have been a way to say that no matter what we look like life kicks all our asses. He could have actually experienced black culture - or other cultures. No. He learns nothing. It's like hearing someone say, " Yes I'm a drug addict and I need to change my ways. Now give me more of that heroin."

@kloggmonkey

5 жыл бұрын

right, or if the joke was on him being racist instead of the joke being 'black people be like'. in 2019, when white people STILL need to be told about the history of black face, and STILL act shocked about it.

@BratzRockAngels

5 жыл бұрын

@@kloggmonkey White people always ignore things like this, and then want to go around saying how there's no more "racial issues". 💜

@codyeakinsbradley

5 жыл бұрын

He literally says that towards the end.

@chicostephenson

5 жыл бұрын

@@codyeakinsbradley Why does that surprise me. It shouldn't and yet....

@codyeakinsbradley

5 жыл бұрын

And what do you mean "he learned nothing". He was conflicted throughout the movie, has a breakdown, and tries to walk away and everyone around him encourages him to go on even though he doesn't want to because he knows it's wrong.

Studio exec: "This exploits Black stereotypes and is offensive. We can't make this." Jeremy Saville: "What if I rewrote it so that my character's best friend is Black?" Studio exec: "Uh, that's a pretty transparent attempt to mask the inherent racism of what you're attempting to make here..." Jeremy Saville: "BUT... what if my character was ALSO into Black chicks?" Studio exec: "Oh! That fixes everything. No way anyone can be offended by this when both the best friend AND the girlfriend are Black. We have ourselves a movie!" Jeremy Saville: "Yeah, plus if we get any backlash, I can just tweet this pic of me photobombing Marlon Wayans." Studio exec: "Genius! Looks like we have all our bases covered!"

@wwttpodcast

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment is funny but flawed because it assumes he had a meeting with a studio exec.

@Montesama314

5 жыл бұрын

See, you missed the part where there WAS no conversation, and he filmed this out of his neighborhood with a camera he found in his parents' garage.

"I got a *smrtphne*" "But you said you hated *smrtphnes*"

@ishathompson8439

4 жыл бұрын

LARKXHIN 😂

This dude doesn't even do impressions very well. Oh wow, that ADR. On a positive, whoever is doing the thumbnails for your youtube videas is rather talented. Lol

That “smartphone” bit was some KZread-Poop-level audio mixing. Like they didn’t even re-record the line for ADR, they just cut and pasted different sounds the actors made in the rest of the film to Frankenstein the word “smart” together

The San Luis Obispo said the film has never been screened, selected or given an award by their festival. The movie used the laurels of SLO without permission.

Loqeesha was a REAL CHARACTER ON LOS ANGELES RADIO FOR YEARS! The morning zoo show on KROQ (Kevin and Bean) had a character named Loqeesha who reviewed reality tv shows. And yes, she was voiced by a white man. Ralph Garmen, who is now Kevin Smith’s sidekick.

@fnpoolguy

5 жыл бұрын

For real?

@noelvanbrocklin6748

5 жыл бұрын

FNpoolguy yeah. Ralph Garman played a character named Laquesha for *years* on a top rated Los Angels morning show.

@illynoir9014

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if Cory was joking,but apparently it's all because of Trumps America :/

@Qwistie_

5 жыл бұрын

Really, man I need to research this. That's kind of insane.

@tawdryhepburn4686

5 жыл бұрын

AmiNunni yup. She didn’t give advice, she just summarized the reality shows from the previous night. Housewives, American Idol. That kinda stuff. I think it ran from 2005-2010. It was definitely running through most of my high school years and Ralph Garman (spelling?) was definitely the voice. It was also part of the KEVIN AND BEAN SHOW on Los Angeles’ KROQ.

I’m not convinced this movie was even written for this era. This had to have been a rejected screenplay written back in the 90s that someone decided to greenlit and turn into a movie.

At first glance, I thought that was John Campea.

This makes B.A.P.S. and White Chicks look like Close Encounters.

@jorys.5578

5 жыл бұрын

Niccccce😂

@TheEmbessyNetwork

5 жыл бұрын

This makes B.A.P.S. look like Citizen Kane

@Xayjohns

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheEmbessyNetwork Right lol

@rodmoore1577

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEmbessyNetwork 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rodmoore1577

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

This actually came out... I thought this movie was a joke. A long, winded, unfunny joke.

@damidnightwriterpresents407

5 жыл бұрын

@@deadschooled Not playing the victim. It's just unfunny. Might have something to do with my preference for dark and self aware humor, but this didn't do it for me.

@damidnightwriterpresents407

5 жыл бұрын

The only time I would ever find myself laughing during this movie is laughing AT it with a group of my friends.

@captainramsey6121

5 жыл бұрын

@@deadschooled Shut the fuck up

@Luxray_Dark

5 жыл бұрын

DEADSCHOOLED continue your failed movie review channel you simian

@Kaefer1973

5 жыл бұрын

@@Luxray_Dark Not a native speaker, but isn't calling people simian more of a completely correct description of their biological grouping rather than insult or praise?

Billy had me dying during this review. We thought Martin's laugh was the pinnacle of Joy.

And people thought that Sharon Tate movie with Hillary duff was gonna be the worst movie of the year lol

@AnnoyingAsianWitch

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, it was Hillary Duff? I thought it was another former child star. Edit: Oh damn it is.

aww man. You ain't have to do Crackle like that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

So people thought this was a good idea?! And no one question this?

@michaelstrong5383

5 жыл бұрын

Not even the black people in this movie apparently.

@GritsnBeans

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstrong5383 Pretty sure friends and family questioned them.

@speedy932key4

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Strong facts, they're his biggest supporters

@JeonardShadby505

5 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is that there was probably a whole lot of people in his inner circle who questioned him about this, but he was far too stupid to take those concerns to heart.

@RawkLobstah88

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstrong5383 I'm actually not giving as much blame on the actors. The industry is already quite saturated, and these people needed a paycheck. Now. They could have easily said no and would rather they did. But I don't blame them for saying yes. Mr. Saville on the other hand? Yes, throw the whole person away.

ADR and bad tracking was absolutely baffling. It was so gross. So it suits this movie just fine.

I can’t help but think this guy saw the trailer for ‘Blackkklansman’ and thought, “hell, I’ll do the same thing with the roles reversed and crappier!”

@AnnoyingAsianWitch

4 жыл бұрын

And it's for PRIVATE SCHOOL!

Photoshop skills is 🔥🔥🔥

Loquessha probably wouldn't have happened if more of you had just bought off of DTMERCH.COM

@URFTBOUND4LIFE

5 жыл бұрын

When will we learn....

This may be my favorite review since the Transporter 4

@dreadxcii2403

5 жыл бұрын

@The Duke that's a good one too

In the screenshot of his laptop with the email from Oprah, if you look at his hand they edited in the page on top of some of his fingers.

I wanted to get the experience of Loqueesha without adding to amy streaming numbers and I am so happy I found this video on my -smartphone-

@tretucker8004

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

More anticipated than Avengers Endgame.

@RalphJr-xp3hp

5 жыл бұрын

Hotsaucedeluxe are you telling me that Looquisha is going to invent time travel? 😂😂

Bad part of being sick today:missing my last day of High school(I’m a senior) Good part of being sick to day:I can wach the double toasted reveiw of laquisha early!

That audition was meta... when it was in Hollywood Shuffle

Blackface unacceptable! Blackvoice acceptable?

It wasn't accepted to any film festivals Jeremy Savile just slapped that on the trailer. The festival actually came out and said yeah we didn't want to touch this with a 10 foot pole

Hopefully Loqueeshia 2 will be better.

@franklopez5997

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tiffany4628

4 жыл бұрын

😭🤣😂

@neal2399

3 жыл бұрын

Some white dude wearing blackface, a bald cap, and an eyepatch appears in his office and says “You in the ‘Vengers, mothafuckah”

@lamontking87

3 жыл бұрын

Starring Will Ferrell 🤣🤣🤣

That film festival never screened Loqueesha. Saville submitted it, but they rejected it.

Thank you for your sacrifice, Korey...

*Who making your thumbnails lol* this ones on point

@lurkzie

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin King

@DemiBirdDoes

5 жыл бұрын

I had to stare at this for awhile to figure out what was wrong with the pic, so well photoshopped!

@UnCreativeDeconstructionism

5 жыл бұрын

@@DemiBirdDoes lmaooo same

Not surprised by that thumbnail. Hahah

This seems like a Rob Snider movie from 2002

@audreyalbritton1435

5 жыл бұрын

Rob Schneider is... a black woman!

@RalphJr-xp3hp

5 жыл бұрын

MGBillionaire the trailer dies give it that vibe.

@lurkzie

5 жыл бұрын

This makes Rob Schneider movies look like the godfather

@marcusdrake2400

4 жыл бұрын

MGBillionaire rob schneider would look at this and say ‘’I have standards, I’m too good for this’’.

I've been avoiding this loqueesha stuff.dont know wtf it is...going in blind lol

@isiahrobertson299

5 жыл бұрын

How was it

@tretucker8004

5 жыл бұрын

@@isiahrobertson299 only got as far as the bad synching with the "smart phone" bit before i had to go somewhereo.u .didnt get to the meat of it yet LMAO.

Loqueesha and Candace Owens should do a buddy movie . . where they both go away forever.

@RevengeOfThaNerd

5 жыл бұрын

My man

@echoststudio7252

5 жыл бұрын

Nope

From the movie's Wiki - Despite using laurels from the San Luis Obispo Film Festival, the festival tweeted that it was never "selected, screened, or given an award at our festival."[2] The film was originally submitted to the George Sidney Independent Film Competition, but was rejected. Then Savile submitted it to the "Central Coast Filmmakers Showcase", open to residents of Monterey, San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties (Savile is a resident of Carmel). Loqueesha was accepted in this category, but was pulled by its producers before screening, but after the Festival guides had been printed. Nevertheless, the festival apologized for the film and committed to "installing appropriate measures to see that this unfortunate circumstance does not occur in the future.”[3][4] The "Central Coast Filmmakers Showcase" is an open competition, and a film in that showcase does not constitute being an "official selection"

I have been waiting for you guys to review this movie

I want a loop of Korey doing the drunk pass-out bit. THUNK.

Just want to say That thumbnail is really good.

You guys are hilarious! This Loqueesha review is killing me! How have I just now found out about you?

@wallywest2038

5 жыл бұрын

They’ve been around for more than 10 years, lots of content on the channel Spill Archives

@Montesama314

5 жыл бұрын

You should see their review of an old kids' movie titled "Warriors of Virtue." It's how I found out about Double Toasted.

San Luis Obispo Festival has said that they had nothing to do with the movie and they threatened legal action. They also said they don't even do "official selections."

I love how they plug in their merch like this 😂

Billy laughing is always the best part of every video he's in, I love him lmao

Yeah, this Movie is some ole’ *SMARTPHONE* .

The festival actually came out against the film

Im getting rachel Dolezal flashbacks.

@jordanthejq12

5 жыл бұрын

Dolezal could fool Black folks (remember that she was running an NAACP chapter when she was discovered). This asshole couldn't even do that.

So basically 2000's form of black face 🤔

So is sanity slowly dying out or is it just me?

@Crixon100

5 жыл бұрын

It's not you.

@Darkslayer289

5 жыл бұрын

There's something in the water.

@pastabird2078

4 жыл бұрын

It’s turning the frickin frogs gay.

The scenes that Korey brought up about the white guy as "Loqueesha" having racial identity disorder, or "battling his racism", reminded me of the ridiculous character Chris Kattan played as Mr. Feather from Undercover Brother (2002).

@gj9352

5 жыл бұрын

"Don't be dissin me"

@MrPhenom444

5 жыл бұрын

“Word. For sheezy my neeazy. -What did you did you just say? I’m mean FOR SURE, yes indeed-ie... I have a cold...”

@shearsbilly5240

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

You thought Game of Thrones didn't give a f*** lol 😆

I saw The Test movie. Dude is horrible. He puts his fiance through all kinds of shit. He fakes getting fired from his job to see if she loves him for his money, gets *HER* boss to fake firing her to see if she'd stick by him if they had no job security, have one of his friends stage a break in to test if she'd be willing to die for him, and even fakes a debilitating illness to see if she'll stick by him. The whole movie was awful. This was the one time you'd be glad to see the third act break up.... too bad they make up because "Love "😒

This video literally left me speechless. I guess I better get some ADR to help me finish this SMARTPHONE

Dammit, Korey. I was about to go to bed and you're keeping me up with this TOASTY GOODNESS!!!

So glad I’ve found this channel, always hilarious 😂

17:13 I thought the actor was sending a hidden message: "Kill me, now!" *puts finger fun to head*

The only thing crazier than this movie existing in 2019 is never knowing it existed.

So... Shaun King the movie? Oprah gave him the greenlight too so it makes sense.

12:40 best korey laugh of the year so far

Admitting something is wrong and racist in that movie is basically a "see, viewers? I'm not racist!" moment. But here's the problem: "I know what I'm doing is wrong" is NOT the same thing as "I know what I'm doing is wrong, and I choose to change." Saville is clearly an ignorant racist and misogynist who thinks he's funnier than he actually is, and projected that ego through his self-directed, self-written film.

@URFTBOUND4LIFE

5 жыл бұрын

Montesama314 What I'm doing is wrong I know that it's wrong .....but I'm gonna do it anyway

All this movie does in "comically" encapsulate what culture vultures have been doing for eons. He doesn't even sound like a Black woman. Another movie that was made to launder drug money.

One of the best movies of the decade! Almost as great as Gotti!

I watched and enjoyed this video on my *smartphone*

@derinaries

2 жыл бұрын

You mean your --rtphone.

Y’all definitely have a new fan, amazing content

I love it when Billy shows up. He has one of those laughs that makes me laugh. Please release a five hour supercut of Billy laughing. Perfect medicine for a bad day!

I haven't even finished this review, but it's already one of my favorites that you guys have done to date.

@b.h.thebadass8107

5 жыл бұрын

It gets funnier and funnier bruh lmao

It’s just the racist Radio version of S1m0ne

this review has been the highlight of the month. thank you

Billy's laugh makes me laugh.

I want to thank you for this thoroughly entertaining video, man. Wow... what is this f’ing film??? The ADR bit had me laughing like I haven’t done in a long time (thanks for that btw because I needed an example of crap ADR for my media essay 😆)

Ok that thumbnail is amazinf

@CobraStarGreen

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing

18:33 The prison walls are the exact same color as the office from earlier. Dare I say it's the exact same room? 19:25 The walls of that room is the same color, too. Was like, half of this movie filmed in one room?

I saw the title of this video and went 🤦🏾‍♂️ 12:37 I threw my phone down

@p-dot2595

5 жыл бұрын

That junk had me dying

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW, AND IT'S FINALLY HERE!!👍

1st time i ever went and made popcorn for a review i came thoroughly prepared to enjoy this review

You know what the crazy thing is? The film festival laureate at the beginning of the trailer wasn’t official. It wasn’t even SCREENED at the San Luis Obispo Festival!!

I think this is my favorite review of yours. What a trainwreck...:)

Ha just seen this notification after listening to the SoundCloud.

😂😂😂😂 The review is so hilarious!

It's interesting how many films like this are deep in the crevices of Amazon Streaming, enjoyed this video very much, thank you DoubleToasted 🌻

Keep up the awesome work guys 👍

Joe mentally fighting Loqueesha reminded me of the episode of South Park when Cartman pretended to have Tourette’s, but as the episode went on he actually started to uncontrollably say embarrassing shit

@bigbearkat2010

7 ай бұрын

I think more of that time he pretended his hand was a Jennifer Lopez knockoff that ended up supplanting the real JLO

Thus is the best review I've heard in a while. I've needed to laugh like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This reminds me of MadTv's "That's my White Momma"!

That ADR foreshadowing was fucking gold! This is the funniest movie review!

If you find a job listing like that in the real world, throw it away. That’s an obvious trap. You show up at the location it describes and you'll wake up 3 days later as part of a human centipede or surgically transformed into a walrus or something.

South Park may have joked about Netflix green-lighting any possible series being sold to them, but Amazon Prime will literally put any low budget junk on their service. They put Love on a Leash on Prime, and that movie is missing half of its audio.

@thelarryproject9690

5 жыл бұрын

peterbeck88 watch Ralph the movie maker review love on a leash lmao ridiculous