The Acolyte is so bad that Alex had to take a vacation

@vidmasterK1

25 күн бұрын

Sheesh what a wimpy snowflake

@FL-Kman

25 күн бұрын

THE POWER OF ONE

@fjuraa

24 күн бұрын

@@FL-Kman THE POWER OF TWO

@mrj1299

24 күн бұрын

@@fjuraa THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@undervezzero

24 күн бұрын

​@@fjuraa THE POWER OF MANNNNYYYYYYY

Out of all the movies Alex went on vacation. Was wondering how he felt about this one

@firstlast9846

25 күн бұрын

Idc how hot his takes are… I only care what Alex thinks in these reviews

@bigblackbear4234

25 күн бұрын

glad im not the only one.

@purefoldnz3070

25 күн бұрын

he needed one after the Acolyte.

@karlascg1465

25 күн бұрын

Hello test

@karlascg1465

25 күн бұрын

Hello test it

The scariest implication I got from it was: What if you knew the devil existed but had no proof?

@eazymethod01

21 күн бұрын

The Devil is the chief problem of existence. Remove the devil, the obstacle all people must overcome at the individual level, and then there would be no reason for anyone to be born.

Dude in the middle looks like Guillermo del Toro

@alekpo2000

24 күн бұрын

it looks like the new delrith lol

@lethalexponent6

24 күн бұрын

Dude on the right looks like Jose Antonio Vargas

@atodamadre3197

24 күн бұрын

@@lethalexponent6 nah, not even close

@AZjesse1

23 күн бұрын

He looks like George R.R. martin’s son

@MichaelBriggs3

19 күн бұрын

Dude on the left looks like Joe Biden.

Lot of foreshadowing in this film that benefits from a second viewing. For example, the inverted triangle symbol for Satan? When Lee sees it in the psychic evaluation at the beginning, she refers to it as "father". That's just one example.

@JamesT094

10 сағат бұрын

What’s it foreshadowing though

Saying Hereditary isn't creepy feels objectively wrong lol. The climax of Hereditary is the most spooked ive been in theaters since its release.

@bigboee415

23 күн бұрын

Still gives me chills how a grandma just sets up her kids n grandkids to be sacrificed lol fked up movie.

@Skateandcreate9

22 күн бұрын

OJ has some very very weird opinions 😂

@DrPonyo

22 күн бұрын

Hereditary truly is one of the “scariest” unsettling films. Longlegs wasn’t HORRIBLE…but it wasn’t good.

@da835t

21 күн бұрын

The "Tock" the daughter gave out is enough to give creepy vibes.

@symbioticspiderman4

21 күн бұрын

Hereditary is not scary that is an object fact sorry your bar for scary is low

Why would the FBI send Lee to bring her own mother in for questioning if she was a potential accomplice suspect??

@jcaashby3

23 күн бұрын

That was for sure seemed like a flaw. But they had ZERO reason to think the mom was the accomplice. Maybe I missed something and need to watch again. But they had no idea she was involved they just needed more from her since she encountered the killer as well.

@shawnhilliard

23 күн бұрын

@jcaashby3 I just mean why would they send an agent to apprehend her own mother lol?? Send someone else entirely.

@-Trauma.

23 күн бұрын

Mind control...

@truthsusp3ct403

23 күн бұрын

​@shawnhilliard watched this today. They didn't send her to bring her in. The head agent (can't remember his name/official role) just mentioned "did you know your mother called in a report of someone on her property the day so and so went missing?" (I'm paraphrasing) and she replies "no". Head agent says "go talk to your mother". They were still looking for connections and leads. Zero reason to suspect anything of the mother

@cwitheringaway

23 күн бұрын

@@truthsusp3ct403I thought they were talking about the part where Longlegs mentions, “ask your mother “ and then they go to talk to her after she questions him.

That was Nicolas UNCAGED

i don't think they should've marketed it as a horror film.. but a thriller film

@mattcollins3591

24 күн бұрын

It’s a horror/thriller

@rvidxrray3961

24 күн бұрын

@@mattcollins3591 they blasted horror movie of the decade all over the place not thriller

@mattcollins3591

24 күн бұрын

@@rvidxrray3961 ‘they as in a movie reviewer. If someone thinks it’s the scariest movie of the decade, it’s the scariest movie of the decade. People who saw it were saying it, not the studio.

@dhmc45

23 күн бұрын

​@@mattcollins3591 The marketing campaign was scarier than the whole film.

@mattcollins3591

23 күн бұрын

@@dhmc45 ok? That’s cool. Not once was I even scared in the movie and still enjoyed it so lol

Amazing cinematography, great atmosphere and tone. Abysmal story telling and plot development.

@AverageMonke64

23 күн бұрын

My exact feelings.

@NaruneWatercrest

23 күн бұрын

Couldn't disagree more. The plot was quite tidy and easily wrapped up with needless padding and inconsequential side-plots.

@winehound89

12 күн бұрын

Yep my feelings also, style over substance. Yes there was a plot but it just got a bit convoluted. I think it could have made the satanic part less messy. Cutting out the whole doll thing would have made a big difference. It was just unnecessary. Also showing less of Nic Cages face like in the beginning would have been better and made it way more creepier. Once we saw more of his face it just looked fake and laughable.

@goodguybrian9764

9 сағат бұрын

I was beyond high and I thought the plot was fine lol

I think the biggest problem with the way they ended the movie is that it doesn't even "end," it just STOPS.

@romeoanderson2259

15 күн бұрын

That is a great way of putting it😭

It was a slow burn and that irritated me after a while because even though the tension was building, Lee and the other actors wouldnt change with that tension they kept the same pace throughout all the acts. It took away from the sense of urgency even though you could tell things were coming to a head. Its also what contributes to the feeling that you could predict what was going to happen next. The characters were so "unresponsive". The movie wasnt perfect but it was good and original in a lot of ways and worth a watch this weekend.

@nickn271

25 күн бұрын

Yes! That’s the perfect description. The characters acted like nothing else was going on. The closest thing was when Carter pushed Harker on what she knew.

@29CLOUDZ

23 күн бұрын

I literally walked out because it was too slow. I stayed for 90 mins and couldn’t take it anymore

@ap2582

22 күн бұрын

@@29CLOUDZ I understand. Sitting for that long was uncomfortable for me

@thirdlionproducer4392

22 күн бұрын

@@29CLOUDZsounds like attention span issue

i havent seen people talk about the hidden imagery in the movie. went to go see this film with some friends and almost every single one of us caught a glimpse of a goat head or some demonic image hidden in the dark corners of the frame. finding those things out for myself was what creeped me out the most!

@W34KN35S

23 күн бұрын

Yep , I counted about 5-6 appearances , I was on lookout and searching for it in almost every scene. First one in the movie I believe was in the cabin on the phone. It happened really quick.

I think I'll actually like it, because I think slowburn horror is the most effective horror you can receive, especially in a dark theater. There is so much tension building, where it's almost uncomfortable to be sitting there watching it, that is true unnerving terror. Not the JUMPSCAREJUMPSCAREJUMPSCARE bs we get now.

@franciscofranco5739

25 күн бұрын

It’s not really a “slow burn” it’s just a film that takes its time to focus on visuals and scenery. That atmosphere and acting was great, but it’s not a film I’d watch again. Definitely could’ve waited to watch it on Shudder or some other streaming service.

@joshuat5140

25 күн бұрын

​@franciscofranco5739 I agree. I was hyped for this film. And it was good imo. But I agree it's a 1 watch type film. They didn't use nicks character enough for me and I didn't like the way it unfolded storyline wise.

@franciscofranco5739

25 күн бұрын

@@joshuat5140 yah that’s my main complaint….there was a story and plot there…..but at times it was easy to forget it. I think it could’ve used a little more action/conflict….not a ton, but a little more would’ve been good.

@joshuat5140

25 күн бұрын

@@franciscofranco5739 I agree fully with you. Spoiler alert ⚠️ I think I would have liked more of a serial killer from nicks character. More like a silence of the lambs type vs a supernatural aspect. The whole doll possession just wasn't something I was expecting before I watched it nor prefer that. But I still thought it was a good film and enjoyed it. I also think the promo did phenomenal for this film. Because after watching it. I'm not sure the film alone could have gained this much buzz without all the unique promo. I also can see alot of people not liking this film.

@franciscofranco5739

25 күн бұрын

@@joshuat5140 that’s actually exactly what I thought, I would’ve went more silence of the lambs as well…..actually that’s what I was expecting after watching the first 10-15 minutes of the film.

I’d say worth my time. Disturbing, different, great cinematography

Movie was boring. Maika was great. Nic Cage is the same as he always is. The theater I was in was packed but half the audience fell asleep. I could hear them snoring. It also got a few chuckles from the ones still awake when the movie attempted to be scary. So disappointed in this film.

@badlandschugsnumber1fan123

25 күн бұрын

“Scariest movie of the decade” btw

@localbuzzkill1760

24 күн бұрын

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 500

@samurainerd

24 күн бұрын

@@badlandschugsnumber1fan123 Lmao

@samurainerd

24 күн бұрын

@@localbuzzkill1760 Believe what you want

@bitchimightbe3773

18 күн бұрын

Thank you

What if it’s not actually Patrick but Alex wearing Patrick’s face. And Patrick is somewhere wearing Alex’s face. Like in Face/off. Nicholas cage and John travolta did it. Why not Alex and Patrick?

@user-sh6nx8ty8q

25 күн бұрын

Yes I think you are correct 👍

@HeathenActual500

25 күн бұрын

No this is PATRICK

@dr.chubbz_519

24 күн бұрын

This seems like a comment longlegs himself would write

Other Joe: 6 Patrick: 6 Angry Joe: 7

@thecynicsaint2187

21 күн бұрын

He would lol

@curtisbarlow4817

21 күн бұрын

Alex 1

@Push-In_Game

19 күн бұрын

Thanks

@ludvanbeethoven1

7 күн бұрын

Dude can you please do that for every ajs video?

You guys could include Patrick in the reviews permanently imo

I thought the main character was going to get blamed for the killings. Like the consequences of each death if the ending.

@SedriqMiers

17 күн бұрын

Indeed this could have gone so many intresteting ways but sadly the proclivities of this director are grotesqueries, Shock is all he can do for he hasnt the imagination or abilty to captivate the audcience with a true horror psychological thriller.

@JamesT094

10 сағат бұрын

@@SedriqMiersI also think he’s a Satanist, because literally every single movie he’s made is about Satan 😂

i thought that was Guillermo Del Toro.

@ipodtoucher15

20 күн бұрын

It isn't?

I really enjoyed it- but I also am there for Cage being bonkers. I got bonkers cage. I was okay with the ending, too.

@OldSchoolDudeGaming

23 күн бұрын

You got him for three different scenes. They ripped us off.

@GodAboveAaE

23 күн бұрын

​@@OldSchoolDudeGaming just looking at the trailer I could tell he would be on-screen for around 5 minutes total

Movie was dark from the symbolism,numbers and all this other occult stuff. The metal ball in the doll head acts as a conduit for the devil like what the Annabelle doll was to that evil spirit and BTW the OG Annabelle makes a cameo in this movie. 🍿

I think people should DEFINITELY go out and see this movie if your a fan of thrillers and horror movies. Throughout the whole film, there’s so many hints and little details that they throw in to hint at what’s coming at the end. 9/10 personally for me. Surprised the guys didn’t like it more??

@zacgale4231

25 күн бұрын

Great movie

@GanondorfsWife

25 күн бұрын

I understand the complaints, and I mentally blanked out in the satanist magic. That shit is overused. But the first two parts before the supernatural crap were GREAT.

@odoaceroftheneoromanempire7178

25 күн бұрын

I really wanted to love the movie, and like the one guy in this video I loved the first 3/4 of the movie as it was amazingly well crafted and shot and just oozed atmosphere and dread. It was not scary, but it was a really good detective thriller... Then the third act happened and it was no longer a detective thriller. This might be the type of film to benefit from multiple viewings, so I will see it again simply for the beautifully framed shots and to see what I missed, but I know for a fact the average moviegoer will despise the last act and ending.

@KillbotSw

25 күн бұрын

Can you tell me what hints? I was looking everywhere and only find one.

@odoaceroftheneoromanempire7178

25 күн бұрын

@@KillbotSw I don't know the hints, but apparently you can see the shadow of the devil in many scenes in this movie. I only seen him once, but apparently he is in many other scenes too playing hide and seek.

Yeah Im at a 6 or 7 as well. This really could have been good. But they messed it up. It's just not scary enough and it's not good enough. They had all the pieces to make a really scary movie. They didn't achieve that. Hereditary was one of the scariest movies I had seen in my life. I think Joe might be overlooking some of the creepiness. Like how a Woman sacrificed her children for a Demon, it not working then the next Generation completing the Evil work, with the Grand Children. It was deeply disturbing for my taste.

Movie was interesting in the beginning but once it started delving in to the super natural it just becomes another generic horror movie with you guessed it the devil was behind it all, like that hasn't been done like a million times 5/10, 5 for the first half of the movie

@Joeyd1184

24 күн бұрын

Yeah that was my complaint too

@John-jt4ol

23 күн бұрын

Yup the supernatural shit ruined it so hard

@NaruneWatercrest

23 күн бұрын

What were you expecting? The trailers had more than enough supernatural and satanic themes in them.

@Joeyd1184

23 күн бұрын

@@NaruneWatercrest I saw satanic but the supernatural ones seemed more ambiguous. I only watched one preview so that’s probably why. I was probably just hoping for more. The plot twist was just so predictable too and that explanation revealed in the movie is so unnecessary because it was already easy to understand what was going on

@psychoticninja100

23 күн бұрын

Yeah imo, it would’ve been more interesting to have left it as a serial killer film

My take. Not scary, everybody in the cinema laughed. Particularly at Cages parts. It really is a Beautifully shot film. Every scene looks good. The story is a bit hit or miss, I personally enjoyed it but can understand those who didn't. They did no favours with the marketing, particularly those claiming it was the scariest film ever.

@MrJambola123

17 күн бұрын

The carrie Ann scene with her weird children of the corn acting had me dying 😂

She only clued in to shoot the doll after she let the wife die, killed the kid's dad, and shot her own mom in the head? A+ writing right there...

@neildeeley4177

21 күн бұрын

Why did her gun change and only have 3 bullets. I’m British so don’t know about guns but her gun went from a pistol to a revolver gun. She only had 3 shots ?

@savagestyles1606

18 күн бұрын

@@neildeeley4177it seems like it jammed bc of the curse that was still on the doll. The revolver typically has 6 shots.

Just watched it, loved it. The long shots, and the length some scenes held made it eerie and creepy.

Watched last night. First half great, then it dropped off hard for me.

@radiopadilla

24 күн бұрын

Agreed. The whole movie should have been grounded in reality. When it went "supernatural" it felt rushed and tacked on..

@MM-jc7uv

24 күн бұрын

@@radiopadillabut why? What’s wrong with the supernatural? It’s literally a horror/thriller movie…

@dhmc45

23 күн бұрын

​@@MM-jc7uv The supernatural parts felt way too tacked on at the end, similar to a lot of several A24 "horror" movies, especially how the MC's psychic abilities played almost bo role in the story.

@theeggplantwizard6255

23 күн бұрын

​@@dhmc45 she doesn't have psychic abilities, she's being manipulated by longlegs/demons

@reamusray790

22 күн бұрын

@@MM-jc7uv the on the nose "Hail Satan" was a bit urgh

Biggest flaw was when she stayed in the house minutes after knowing and seeing Longlegs there. Like how do you have the balls not to watch your back when a serial killer could be behind you?

@sergioramirez6093

11 күн бұрын

Because she knows long legs MO is to target families with a kid, not 25+ yr old single women

The movie was incredibly slow. It didnt help that the film basically had no music. maybe like 5 minutes of the film had a film score. I think a better composer would've helped it a ton.

Too much mystery doesn’t make it intriguing especially at the point where nothing gets revealed and it leaves u feeling like what’s going on And it feels like that cuz there’s so many scenes that felt out of place becuz of how random it was and had no added detail to the plot And once the reveal happened in the last 10 mins It’s just like all that burn to reveal just that?!

@joelpujols4761

24 күн бұрын

As far as performances The main girl was just too weird to me for no reason and I suppose they explain why she acts like that in the end but It doesn’t stick for me Nicolas cage to me acts like straight up Nicolas cage.. hard to explain but I swear I seen him act like this several times so to me he’s character came out as just goofy and not creepy. Only thing creepy was he’s makeup

@rufatkupa4848

21 күн бұрын

Hit the nail on its head man, there’s no motive for anything, what does Satan get from these killings, why was longlegs chosen for it, what are the mechanics of the rituals? Nothing is explained

@harmonlanager2670

19 күн бұрын

@@joelpujols4761I can explain Lee acting so weird and emotionless; it’s because the dolls take away your ability to really feel anything because it’s essentially stealing your soul. The balls put pieces of Longlegs’s soul into the girls. That’s why he’s so manic; he’s feeling the emotions they don’t have anymore.

@joelpujols4761

19 күн бұрын

@@harmonlanager2670 yeah I know I said they explained it in the end but it stick for me

Lol you brought back your homie Mr "Like" 😂 Patrick's favorite word is like. Drinking game - take a shot every time Patrick says "like"

This would have worked a little better as a mini series. Definitely need more than one watch to grasp

Nicolas Cage is in this? Now we have to watch it!

Good God I love Patrick's shirt

So longlegs review came as fast as i could. Wanted to know if this good or not!

@jwass321

25 күн бұрын

It was great. I just got done seeing it. Go out and see this.

@Bubba_1776

25 күн бұрын

Just another satanic movie that shits on religion with a bad ending.

@TheWeedWolverine

25 күн бұрын

@@Bubba_1776bruh look at your comments you are chronically online 🤓

@franciscofranco5739

25 күн бұрын

@@TheWeedWolverinedoesn’t appear that he’s on this platform any more than you…..but okay lmfao

@TheWeedWolverine

25 күн бұрын

@@franciscofranco5739 “joe is anti American” also rage baiting in KZread comments

He may have other mums doing it and dolls being delivered everywhere ,soon as he dies they all get activated maybe could be a sequel .

@welcometoreality3450

19 күн бұрын

Culda been a better story with that

Other Joe not liking slow burn movies is so fitting for him. Every time he gives his opinion I’m either left laughing ( not for the right reasons) or I’m left saying “what the f*ck?”

personally loved the film. definitely not scar but definitely creepy. felt like I was being watched the entire movie, especially with all the hidden/ not so hidden devil cameos.

Even after watching this whole video, I still have no fucking clue what this movie was about. There was a doll...

@charlesdotterman4580

22 күн бұрын

Yea it was super disappointing . watch Arcadian with nick cage . its way better

@SedriqMiers

17 күн бұрын

a who done it with a bs explain away lame excuse of a metal ball imbued with devil psychic powers embedded inside a dolls head that has a life like resembleance of the child the devil wants to possess. Its only saving grace was Nicks performance the drawn out needless scenes made the movie way too long and would have been cut by 40mins or more. Not worth it, wait for to be on TV free.

I enjoyed how similar the vibes were to certain parts of Alan Wake 2

IDK. I liked it and it keeps getting better the more it sits. The more it sits with me the more I feel I need to see it again to see hidden threads. It def has to be viewed twice.

I feel like the reason some people don’t like the end is bc the pacing doesn’t match the rest of the movie. Feels like it’s one reveal after the next. I think the movie could’ve benefitted from an extra 30-45 minutes to be able to maybe dive a bit deeper into the paranormal aspects of the story

If Alex was here, he would say this is another "Annihilation" or "Men" situation/scenario

@cardassa

25 күн бұрын

Wait how bad is Men? I actually ahve that movie on my watch list. Was thinking about giving it a go later tonight.

@dhmc45

23 күн бұрын

​@@cardassa The "symbolism" felt too blatant while the story quite paper thin and stretched out, should have been a short film.

@coreycasciano3255

17 күн бұрын

@@cardassai liked it but can still understand why people wouldn’t like it

Spoliers: I think he uses tge songs to put his victim in a trance. Which he uses when he sings to young Harper and when you sings Happ Birthday

Just got out of the theater and I liked it. Would recommend horror fans check it out

@SedriqMiers

17 күн бұрын

The bar is low so low even the ants cant go.

I didn’t think it was a good movie at all. It was ambitious and I commend them for being original with how it’s done but that doesn’t mean it’s good. It wasn’t imo.

Not only is it a slow burn, it also has so many layers to peel to truly understand it all. Captivating in my opinion

@aaronadams4657

24 күн бұрын

I’m literally as artsy fartsy as I gets and I’d love to know what layers because this movie was hollow to me

@OldSchoolDudeGaming

23 күн бұрын

as deep as a puddle

@W34KN35S

23 күн бұрын

@@aaronadams4657 😂😂

@ExMachina94

22 күн бұрын

Lmao watch more deeper movies this movie was bare and no layers at all

@SedriqMiers

17 күн бұрын

As captivating as watching paint dry on wet and windy day.

“Silence of the Ham.” Nic Cage is a wonderful weirdo.

I wonder if Nick was her father. That could be true.

@A_YouTube_Commenter

23 күн бұрын

I was expecting that.

@AngryJoeShow why haven't you guys reviewed Three-body Problem yet is it because of Weiss and Benioff ? given that the books are a little different there Netflix adaptation is still very good and i wish more people with a platform would review it :)

Saw it last night was okay. Thought it was slow but the idea was cool. Nicholas Cage was great but I think it kinda just ended right when it got creepy

Just seen it. Whack. Seem far more weird Japanese and Korean films which are genuinely unsettling. Felt like it thought it was being more psychologically weird than it was. The lead girls 1970s overdone I’m weird facial expressions were pissing me off too

If you look close after both shotgun blasts the passenger door slowly opens etc....

I thought the metal spheres were cool. It made me think of Twin Peaks the Return. It would've been even more goofy had he done a voodoo chant over the dolls like Brad Dourif in Child's Play.

You guys need to watch the Japanese movie Cure! It is from 1997. It’s a similar story but much better executed in my opinion!

leaves it open for a prequel - the story of the dollmaster

I normally don't like this kind of story but I ended up really enjoying the way it was done here. There was plenty of clues throughout the film they made it pretty clear what was going on but it didn't feel forced.

Not gonna lie, Old Naked People are fuckkking scary lmfaoooo....

One of my most anticipated this year 🙌🙌🙌

Long legs had plot armor issues. If you look at the FBI's agent's firearm she sports a postol after she wakes up she has a revolver.

@demspookz8732

23 күн бұрын

Glad someone else caught that I was so confused lol

@naughtynicholas

23 күн бұрын

@@TalkToMeQA78 her pistol was more than likely taken. She finds a revolver in the basement? Can’t remember. The plot more than likely considers the firearm switch as more symbolic than anything. Or production began closer to revolver scene, and they didn’t want to reshoot after choosing to give the character a semi auto pistol half into filming.

@TalkToMeQA78

23 күн бұрын

@@naughtynicholas Possible.. symbolic maybe.. but as a viewer with a hawks eye it's more of a disconnect than anything else. The prop department has been in the view of the public eye before. The Rust movie or The Crow movie oversight always comes to mind. It makes me wonder who's in charge and how accidents happen.

@flowtrap1168

22 күн бұрын

I assumed it was taken from her and the mom gave her the revolver with only enough rounds to kill the father, and her and possibly the doll…. BUT she took 2 shots to kill the Father instead of one head shot to each and last one would be the doll.

@Sarge494

22 күн бұрын

All FBI have a second concealed firearm. It was hidden in her boot

I might actually want to see this film. I generally like movies with a supernatural horror twist. It's even more promising that Joe and the crew did not like it as much. We seem to be at the other end of the spectrum from each other when it comes to movies. Although I did like Hereditary... hmm... I think I will wait for it to stream. At least that way I won't be directly thinking about how it cost me to watch it at a theater to bias my view.

Love you guys - I’ve been watching for 10 years - you’re the only review I’ve seen so far that actually asked “So, what would you have wanted to happen instead at the end?”

I loved LongLegs. Absolutely creepy and amazing acting with dark foreboding and haunting musical score. 10/10 for me.

I normally like a nice slow burn that u can catch little details in and pick apart. But this one had me sleeping in the theatre.

@BigNate21659

2 күн бұрын

THIS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!. I didn't fall asleep at all my last 10 or 15 times in the theater. I legit fell asleep twice on this bullshit

Damn is that Apex video coming out some time this year? By the time it does everyone will have forgotten about the controversy

@syncopaint_minis3016

24 күн бұрын

By that time they would have reversed it.

As Nicholas Cage fanboy, I have two framed pictures of him in my house, he made this movie worse in that role

Dude Hereditary was one of the scariest movies I’ve seen and I love horror movies. That shit was terrifying, I don’t know what OJ is talking about 😂😂😂

@atimetraveler4910

6 күн бұрын

Cap. Go away.

@fpkonly

4 күн бұрын

Nah. Interesting story, and creepy sure, but was not a scary movie until the very end. And even then it wasn’t anything crazy.

@BigNate21659

2 күн бұрын

Facts Hereditary the best horror movie of the last 15 years for me. U say Hereditary bad then aint shit for us to talk about

Is that angry beard? That dude went MIA for a couple years.

Wheres the link to your old Video joe?

What was Cobble going on about with offering "them" crimson or clover?? Wtf was that?

@truthsusp3ct403

23 күн бұрын

I think it's heavily implied it has to do with music. Opening of the movie is a quote from t Rex. Crimson and clover is from Tommy James and the shondells. Music in general has always been associated with satanic stuff similar to Charles Manson and the Manson family

@shawnhilliard

22 күн бұрын

@truthsusp3ct403 Oh okay so it's just a music reference and means nothing in the context of the movie? Makes me wonder why tf he says it then lol...

@WeeabossVA

21 күн бұрын

​@@shawnhilliardIt's a music reference but he states that Lee's mom was the first to accept the crimson (evil) over the clover (innocence) more or less. Basically, Cobble made the offer to each mother to become his accomplice but they all refused, not being willing to sacrifice other family's to prolong their lives. Lee's mom was the 7th he states, at which point he begins the "Longlegs" killings with the letters. It's implied before this he was just a murderer who dressed himself as the doll.

@truthsusp3ct403

21 күн бұрын

@shawnhilliard well again music and the occult has always been associated together especially in the 60s /70s. It's a small detail that adds to the character of long legs. You also see band posters up in his "room".

"Longlegs" I assume it's about spider and I can already feel the creepy crawling legs

@Bhutchin09

25 күн бұрын

It’s not

@snakeeyesvolley8178

25 күн бұрын

@@Bhutchin09 oh good I can watch it

@Bhutchin09

25 күн бұрын

@@snakeeyesvolley8178 lol yeah I just went today. I went in completely blind. I enjoyed it enough. Worth the watch but wasn’t anything to write home about. Hope you enjoy it

@thatonegeeksite5251

25 күн бұрын

It’s the name of the serial killer, and just like the rest of the movie it doesn’t matter because there’s literally no reason or explanation as to why he’s called Longlegs lol.

@jamesb7205

25 күн бұрын

I found a daddy long legs in my wardrobe while watching this

I fell in love with the movie’s atmosphere, cinematography, and imagery while watching it. I loved it so much that I would have preferred if it just stayed in the serial killer pocket. Instead in leaned into the supernatural in a a sloppy way. Sucks, it had some potential to be great. Still applaud it for originality.

Why pay for a bad time? The end wrecked it for ya.

Longlegs was great! It's all atmosphere and tone, so it's not as detailed as Fincher or as crazy as Aster, however it's a good inbetween.

Obviously Alex’s replacement wants him fired. Such a revealing shirt.

The director apparently doesn’t want this movie to be compared to Hereditary, and apparently doesn’t watch modern horror movies (besides the one just mentioned apparently) but he was clearly influenced by it. The occult stuff, the long shots that linger, the wide shots with space behind the character where things could be hiding. It’s a shame people can’t make anything original anymore.

Hopefully most people dont overrate the crap out of it like most fans do on most horror films

@smac1684

24 күн бұрын

Pretty much the whole theatre hated it. I hated it. It started with both feet running and then horrible dialogue, cliches and a supernatural element that didn't need to be there

@aaronadams4657

24 күн бұрын

@@smac1684I hated this shit and it’s funny that Joe says you wouldn’t like it if you like blumhouse stuff. This is just a dumb blumbhouse type movie with a really nice coat of paint on it

@dhmc45

23 күн бұрын

​@@aaronadams4657 Blumhouse movies like Sinister and Insidious are WAY more entertaining than this. At least they don't hold out on the actual scary stuff for 3/4th of the runtime and absolutely speedrails its plot into a train crash on the last quarter.

@smac1684

23 күн бұрын

@@dhmc45 exactly

@MrJambola123

17 күн бұрын

The second I saw "scariest horror movie of the decade" I knew It was gonna be average at best

I had issues with the FBI in this film. They seem terrible at their jobs lol. Still very moody and suffocating, but I was taken out of the film by the way people acted in the face of what happens….

@StevenE-l9y

25 күн бұрын

Hollywood is terrible at writing police detectives. The detectives were campy in Maxxxine too. Most likely it's because detectives in the real world are actually pretty boring and don't actually go out to solve cases on their own but work as a entire department so they have to fictionalize the process a great deal.

Where that link?

Just saw this movie in Stockton, CA. It's creepy, very slow, only 90 minutes (roughly). Plot explains itself in the last 15-20min , Average flick, stream don't pay.

I genuinely liked the movie, I have grown out of the same jumpscare movie genre and now into the ambient, completely uncomfortable, creepy analog style horror. I prefer a 'everyone looks wrong, like they don't look normal and something is going on' rather to a 'omg a ghost tossed a ball across the room'. I think a VERY unappreciated movie that heavily depicts this is Resident Evil welcome to racoon city. Especially the beginning aspect as to when everything just started turning bad. This is real horror. Horror is NOT just what is going to jumpscare you, but what makes you anxious, on the edge of your seat and constantly feeling uneasy. I won't say this is a perfect movie by any means, though it is definitely a lot better and more complex than what a lot of people give credit for... I assume likely most people who dislike the movie are probably those who think all horror movies are supposed to be scary, or are too confused by the plot (or unable to be imaginative and realize there isn't supposed to be a sensible storyline...). It is quite literally an uncomfortable situation unfolding without any way for you to control it. That is what I love so much about the movie.

I seriously thought this movie was gonna be about giant killer spiders 😂

I’m beginning to think you guys just don’t like horror movies lol I’ll admit the end threw me but still it’s a damn good well made movie deserves at least an 8

Plot makes no sense but it has a creepy atmosphere. What was the point of the notes or making the pentagram with the dates? Why did he leave that evidence? What was it going to accomplish if he killed all of his victims and made the pentagram? If you're really anal about plot holes or things making sense, you won't like this movie. However, if you enjoy atmospheric horror and don't get so caught up in the plot being sensible or logical you can enjoy it. It's like you're exploring someone else's nightmare, things happen and they are creepy but it's not something you can make a whole lot of sense with.

@mdcodered05

24 күн бұрын

Good director. Should have let someone else do the screenplay

@MM-jc7uv

24 күн бұрын

The only thing I can think of is that Longlegs is human (therefore flawed and prone to error) and like all crazy killers they crave some sort of attention/fame which is why he left the trail behind him, and it did feel like he wanted to get caught in the movie. As for the pentagram, he worships Satan the murders were constructed as a ritual/tribute to him like many killers in real life like to do, they usually have MO’s and ritualistic components. Also they’re not plot holes because they don’t contradict or conflict with other parts of the story. Maybe unnecessary stylistic choices but it’s not a plot hole

@aaronadams4657

24 күн бұрын

This

i loved it up there with talk to me which also is a crazy concept

I thought it was a monster flick not a possessed dude with a knife flick.

I thought it was really good right up until the last 3rd. I did like the suspense in the MC doing detective work and learning how this Manson-style killer works with his own system, and it's a lot more interesting when we're led to believe she's an outsider in all this. But yeah as the movie goes on and the beats are revealed everything was just too perfectly explained? And on top of that, the creep factor throughout is amazing but it isn't _ that scary._ So after everything occurs I'm like, "cool, how's she getting out of this?" the movie's over. And after you learn Longleg's killing pattern, you see the FBI Chief with his family and you can already assume what's going to happen WAY early and it just becomes a matter of when

Oh you have an age appropriate daughter with a birthday coming up... Word. No way that's coming back up at all. Also the locked door and her mom asking about the prayers... This movie's plot is anything but subtle. Some of the writing felt stiff, not sure if it was the delivery or what but I often went "... Okay?". It felt like someone wanted to combine hereditary, the witch, and seven but didn't really know how to capitalize on what made those movies special in that movie smoothie. (I haven't seen silence of the lambs so maybe that should be in there too). The ending also confuses me as to what the goal is now that longlegs is dead. Who's going to make the dolls now? Do the dolls matter? Seems like the point is really to get the cursed sphere in the house, everything else was set dressing? Cage could have dialed it back in a few scenes but I thought he was effective. Overall it's still okay, I'd give it a 6/10 maybe.

Patrick dude says “like” so many times. It’s only his second word of every sentence, and third and fourth and fifth

It’s a 9/10 for sure definitely in my top 10 now

Definitely a 6 at most

@7:10 I landed on Alex's side lol.

I appreciate it more when the supernatural is a layer or a matter to debate (if it was or not). When supernatural actually shows up, if you don't do it like for example Blair Witch did, then it lands more on fantasy. I remember Event Horizon a sci-fi horror that had very creepy shit right at the start, and the whole thing is bizarre, and landed in both areas. They were probably just insane, specially at the end you still question if it was just supernatural. Still is cool, but not Midsummer cool let's say. I still debate with friends that Midsummer was using the drugs they consumed, in fractal patterns on nature in the background, just to relay the unexplained influences they might have had. Never noticed it the first time I watched it, so that's a good way I enjoy more as creepy. You feel unease during the movie, you don't see any ghosts or demons, but then when you re-watch you see abnormal shit the characters were never aware or fully aware.

The supernatural part of it I'm on the fence about. I did like parts of it as well and didn't like a lot of it as well. I think it would have worked better if it wasn't supernatural in my opinion. I liked the idea of the killer being so good at having all the family members die that the detectives actually start questioning if it is supernatural in a way of they just have no clue on how to handle the case or killer. Overall the movie is still a great movie. It made me feel uneasy for how long they keep the shots for, on characters or places.

SPOILERS My question is why did Lee’s mom have to kill that last family after longlegs dies? Couldn’t she just destroy Lee’s doll’s head so that she wouldn’t be possessed and be done?

@WeeabossVA

21 күн бұрын

Lee literally asks her this and her mom states that because of her pact to Longlegs, she has to continue the killings (at least for as many of the families he made dolls for before his death) or they'll be condemned to hell and Lee will no longer receive her psychic powers and continued protection.

@coreycasciano3255

17 күн бұрын

She made a deal with the devil so her daughter wouldn’t have been sacrificed

@Beliefacy

16 күн бұрын

@@WeeabossVA That's a great explanation brother

@JamesT094

10 сағат бұрын

Another question, how is she gonna continue Longlegs’ work if he ain’t there to make any dolls & imbue them with satanic power

When other Joe said Hereditary wasn't scary I couldn't disagree more. The scene where Toni Collete wakes everyone up and does a seance for her daughter, I get goosebumps just thinking about. Seeing Longlegs at 5:45 tonight, couldn't be more excited.

I couldn't get past the prosthetics. The story fell apart pretty quick. There wasn't any logical reason for any of the actions. I was pretty uncomfortable the entire time, but the air was off in the theater. When you need to explain how it all fits at the end, it just shows how disjointed it was in the first place. There was a Neon preview for Cukoo...that looks great