Lolita Pick-Up Lines
Ever wondered how to pick up that QT Lolita / Ouji? We've got you covered! We compiled a list of some of the lamest and punniest pick-up lines we could think of.
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Is that dress Milanoo? Cause you'd look much better without it.
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Isa AS Perfect 😂😂
Disclaimer: Milkyfawn has left lolita fashion and walked away from the community, so she won't be participating in any future videos on this channel. So please stop asking!
@holy_shoot_its_grace
8 жыл бұрын
Awe...she made me laugh so much as was kinda an inspiration
@carolinehollis9502
8 жыл бұрын
+Deerstalker Pictures 2 That's so sad to hear. :( I hope she is doing well.
@Komichi
8 жыл бұрын
What a bummer! She was always so fun to watch!
@MadamYesil
8 жыл бұрын
+Deerstalker Pictures 2 i am sad for the news :( , good luck milkyfawn, we miss you
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Narihde Ookamiko Every video :\
Better put on some rocking horse shoes, cause I'm about to rock your word~!
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Brittani Teitsma Hahaha amazing :)
@theoddeye1413
4 жыл бұрын
I CAN ONLY THINK OF SOMEONE WALKING ON THOSE SPRING HORSE THINGS AT THE PARKS XD IM DYING
"I can make your world less innocent" 😂😂😂
@CatTang-cz3zv
8 жыл бұрын
That is my favourite line 😂😂😂😂
@PandaLubs
8 жыл бұрын
+Krystal Park i died at that one
@yeaesthetics3195
4 жыл бұрын
😂yes this is gold lol
omg... the "I'll be your fan+friend with benefits" joke SLAYED me!!!
This made my day! Also: Hey girl, I like your bodyline. And I don't mean your dress~
'I'll be your Fanplusfriend with benefits' = SO DAMN SMOOTH
"Is that dress Bodyline? Cuz I can think of other bodies that you can try on."
@theoddeye1413
4 жыл бұрын
Also them: *opens closet full of dead bodies*
Has anyone come up with any other lolita pick-up lines (the lamer the better!)? We'd love to hear them!
@agen_dior
8 жыл бұрын
+Deerstalker Pictures 2 Hey do you wear Moi-même-Moitié?
@QueenJellybean3
8 жыл бұрын
+Deerstalker Pictures 2 I've been waiting for this, my life is complete.
@agen_dior
8 жыл бұрын
+Deerstalker Pictures 2 Because you look MANAnough to take me out.
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+jbird1130 That was great :3 Keep them coming everyone! Along with the leftover ones that we didn't shoot, we almost have enough for a Part 2!
@amemey7899
8 жыл бұрын
Are those waist ties detachable? 'Cause I'd sure like to tie you up 'w'
If anyone ever uses these on me, I'll know they're *the one*
"You remind me of an AP release. Because you keep me up all night" omg
I never knew I needed this is in my life. As an avid corset-wearer, I'll be needing that "take my breath away" one
OMG AT THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK AND FAN PLUS FRIEND! so good!!
Is that print daydream carnival? Cuz I've been daydreamin about riding you!
@N-Creator
8 жыл бұрын
+missdaydreamillusion Oh my gosh! I actually started cracking up when I read that.
Are you my dream dress? Cos I need you. (100% effective, the only reason I have my current girlfriend)
@NivaOranir
8 жыл бұрын
+Winter- Rose this is like asking for someones hand in marriage
Is your name Day Dream Carnival? Cause I'd gladly take you home.
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I think the pick up lines made my day. Thought they we're funny, and yet very clever.
thanks deerstalker gonna use this in the bae
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Alexandrite king Good luck! Btw we're not liable if these lines end up failing :p
The acting in this 👌🏽😂
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Zuko Sama We're professionals :3
Seriously the best thing ever
Hey baby I want to make your Dream Fantasy into Reality
Oh my God, Fan + Friend With Benefits is the absolute WORST pun but I couldn't stop laughing.
Is that Elpress L? It should be called Elpress W, because you just won my heart.
Ahhhh I love all of these. And your coords look great as always!!!
omg I love this! great video as always
I live for bad jokes!! I'm laughing hysterically 😂💖✨ these were great !
That was amazing, keep up the great vids! More unboxings from Maya though! She's so adorable
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Mikaela - She just picked up the MTO Holy Lantern so we can make that happen :3
I'm glad to know i'm not the only lesbian Lolita
Cheeky as hell. I love you guys. Some of these were truly brilliant! I loved the fan plus friend...with benefits. xD I lost it after that one.
I actually really needed this laugh. Great video! Haha
i almost died of to many puny pickup line and i loved it.
the fan plus friend . . . with benefits i'm crying
OMG this literally was perfect :D
NOT THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK 💀💀💀
Dis is pure gold.
As a lesbian Lolita, thank u for the representation
Love this 😁
Some of these made me scream, omg XD
ya ya ha ha lets do it ya ya
THIS IS SO CUTE!!!
How about "Are you Sugary Carnival, because you are my dream"
Oh my gawd these are great, I'm laughing so hard XD
Please more funny lolita videos, this was AMAZING!!! 🎀
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED IN MY LIFE
lol these are great!
aaw these are so darn cute omg
I can´t stop laughing xD That was brilliant
XDDD THIS WAS GREAT XDD
Are you wearing PinkieParadise lenses, because You are eye catching.
Do you have ANY idea how long I've waited for a Lolita video
@pinkdinoprincess4347
8 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
Girl your sweeter than sugar dome
@zakiyahstewart6871
8 жыл бұрын
are you sugary carnival? because everyone wants you.
@N-Creator
8 жыл бұрын
+Zakiyah Stewart SO true though! 0w0
Hey girl, I'd like to light your holy lantern.
@ilostthegame6220
6 жыл бұрын
(My God, what have I done?)
Hilarious!
I wish I had seen that back in 2019, I could’ve used some of these on my then-girlfriend-now-ex. 😂
Baby the stars shine bright...IN MY PANTS!!!!! Did I do it right?
I'm pretty sad cause I can't use those because I'm from Finland and most of those work only in English
I should be doing a school assignment...
Loved these; the cringe was too real XD
Why did milkyfawn leave? And also where is she selling her dresses
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Daisy Doll She got too popular through our videos and couldn't handle the pressure of being everyone' senpai so she walked away from everything. All of her dresses were sold off over a year ago so they're already out in the world.
@deerstalkerpictures2
8 жыл бұрын
+Babydoll It's definitely more than a break. She's cut ties with 99% of her old friends (including us) and wants absolutely nothing to do with that phase of her life anymore. Hopefully moving on from everything has put her in a better place emotionally.
Lol would these actually work?
Mind if I DollyWink at you girl?
the gay
Despite on the yuri scenes, those lines are flattering 😍😍😍
omg... the "I'll be your fan+friend with benefits" joke SLAYED me!!!
omg... the "I'll be your fan+friend with benefits" joke SLAYED me!!!