“I check my rectal temperature hourly” Jesus Christ he says and does the funniest shit and doesn’t even bat an eye

@ablanchi

4 жыл бұрын

Hes gotta have a blooper reel coming!

@vaoutdoorssportsman3555

4 жыл бұрын

Total deadpan! GOT TO LOVE IT! 😂

@dogie1070

4 жыл бұрын

Don't say "bat" 🦇

@jonathansonnier3078

4 жыл бұрын

I just wanna hang out with him

@jonathansonnier3078

4 жыл бұрын

ablanchi omg 😱 you know him?

I censored the c word from my video but I’m pretty sure it was still demonetized. Oh well, I hope you enjoy it regardless.

@charliebachman3515

4 жыл бұрын

The Homeless Firefighter I always enjoy your videos

@tomdale1313

4 жыл бұрын

you still have a shower, thanks for giving me some good content and your humor is good for the soul

@carolw.4043

4 жыл бұрын

You always make me laugh 😂

@ShredCo

4 жыл бұрын

Cunt is the one and only C word.

@simpleoverlander

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you don’t have it in the title you should be ok. Hope you are monetized. Hilarious as always!

This guy deserves his own unscripted tv show. I recognize that he uses the most exciting footage but still, I could watch hours of this.

@MrTree

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Connolly totally agreed!!!

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

I hit up BET.......we will see what they think.

@KenQuandt

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Connolly I enjoy his videos too. In a sense this is his own unscripted TV show. I like the subtle homoerotic nature of his words and presentation. He knows what he’s doing. I will keep watching as long as he keeps making videos. And perhaps even beyond that.

@Hashdollars

4 жыл бұрын

It’s ok and I appreciate his videos but I suggest you spend your time better.

@organicthug5220

3 жыл бұрын

He’s already got it, you are watching it

*this man's videos are the only videos I thumbs up before even watching them*

@jonathansonnier3078

4 жыл бұрын

👎 thumbs downing is lame anyways 😂. I know what you mean though. For being new to KZread this dude is a brilliant short film 🎞 maker

@joserxposer

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Sonnier 🙏🏾

@jonathansonnier3078

4 жыл бұрын

Jose Santana hope you and family are save brother. Check out Tito Ortiz’s Instagram. Not sure if you are a UFC fan but he had been posting some great unbiased info during these times. Stay safe

@ShredCo

4 жыл бұрын

You are disgracing the thumb system.

@estallard101

4 жыл бұрын

I second that notion...best thing going on youtube hands down

"Standard procedures to protect myself from the Heineken Virus" funniest shit ever

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you Heineken and all the misery you have brought us.

I'm 55 yrs old and this is my first knowledge of squirrel teat etiquette. Thank you Sam!

Burst out laughing when he rinsed the baby wipe!

"and the other half I invested in Bitcoin" Genius

@katrinafarmer207

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it?

@ShredCo

4 жыл бұрын

Bitcoin took a shit too...

@dennisbergkamp7795

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShredCo it did but he did say he did it after and if so he went a long way to recouping the losses from the stock market given bitcoin bounced.

@48pluto

4 жыл бұрын

I have bitcoin. Its ok. Doesn't matter if it tanks. It will run up eventually that goes for every stock. Selling now is plain stupid. The rule is when everyone panics you buy :p

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Also have my backseat loaded with gold. I'm set.

The heart at the end really hit me in the feels. He loves me. He really, really loves me!

@Carrotless_

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest channel on KZread.

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy it amigo, have a great weekend.

The squirrel bit had me in pieces. Stay safe out there buddy.

@recoveringsoul755

4 жыл бұрын

They are pretty tiny. I know one channel that is raising rats for this reason. Then there is quail where you also get eggs, and rabbits. Might be tough in a truck though

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

you stay safe as well, good luck milking your squirrel.

So much sarcasm. I can't comprehend if u r real or not in most of this video.

@Jack0fAllTrades

4 жыл бұрын

His dry sense of humor. All of his videos are like this.

@BOB-id1sl

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jack0fAllTrades Seems more dry this video.

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

me, sarcastic? never.

Lol. this dude here. I really enjoy your channel. I refuse to watch your new videos, yet. I started in your 2020 videos. im watching them in order.

There’s no way I’m wasting any of my mini-magnums.

@stans5270

4 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking it was used.

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

We must flatten this curve bro, time to make sacrifices.

Thanks Sam you are the voice of reason in the midst of the panic mongers, ie. news folks who keep fanning the flames. Be safe and thank you for your service. I am a boomer....

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to remember to laugh and smile even when times may be scary. Take care.

The squirrel mating line was comedy gold

Squirrel milk..... the perfect addition to a great cup of coffee.

coworker: "Yo, where'd my Scott pack go?"

Your humor is what the world needs at the moment. Thanks :)

Thanks man, I needed this. Some damn good tips. Squirrel milking can be dangerous.

dude you're probably one of the most hilarious people on youtube idk how you dont have more than 61k followers. thank you for making some humor out of a dark time. hope you stay safe and healthy man thank you for your service too.

I retired from the FD 8 months ago .... you my friend are a comedian & we need that right now more than ever. Wash your hands and wear those PPE’s

I didn't skip ads because I kept chuckling all throughout the video. Super cool.

Watching him wash the doo doo off the wipes made me choke on my food 😂😂 fuckin love your bids man

bro the wipes made me laughed so hard!! and the rectal temperature thing haha and also we appreciate your work as part of the fire department.. hope all is well for you in these trying times..

“If you do come across a squirrel do not suck the milk directly from they’re teet” lmao where does he come up with this shit

As always, great video. Your keen sense of humor will get you through this vexing time. Thanks for the update. Denver out.

“The other half I’ve invested in bitcoin”

best part was the reusable baby wipes...and the squirrel milking. Keep it up Sam!

this video is 95% sarcasm and I love it

You gotta like this guy. Dry witty humor. And not over priced KZread merch.

Tom Hanks was tested in Australia. The US lacks an effected testing infrastructure

@scottbergman8662

4 жыл бұрын

Gabe Cole-Brant Actually, we do have tests, but not for the masses. The athletes of the NBA have been able to get tested due to their wealth and popular status.

@recoveringsoul755

4 жыл бұрын

More recent news about the test kits shows that they are really not that accurate, and can give false negatives when someone actually IS infected. But they are also collecting DNA with them.

Couldn’t stop laughing at 5:51 & the “washing” that followed. And then the pissy suburu driver at 6:50 yelling “The fuck are you doin?!”

Tons of great life hacks. Turns out I’ve been drinking squirrel milk wrong for years.

This is the kind of quality information we need in this time of panic. Thank you.

“ Oh sweet Jesus “. Thank you for being real. Thank you Sam.

My wife started to SCREAM when you said that you reused the Baby Wipes. CTFD honey.

@recoveringsoul755

4 жыл бұрын

a damp rag is a lifetime supply of TP. Not sure why the panic buying of that one item. I went to my car last night to get toilet paper out of it, afraid someone would smash my window to steal it.

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

This is about survival, no time to get grossed out over fecal matter.

I admire your courage and post your videos. I was homeless and lived in my car for 2 years and never had the courage to post my videos. I know the routine brother. Thank you for sharing.

@recoveringsoul755

4 жыл бұрын

He is not jobless. He is living in his truck when he is off duty as a fireman and to save money for the future. You should post your videos anyway. People need to know the reality of what it is like. Just don't give away your location.

We need this comedy at the moment😂

Why is his monotone voice so damn funny when he tells a joke... 😂

dude you are doing wonders for our morale here. Keep up the solid work!

I may be living on my pickup someday. Your sense of humor brings a smile to my face and your great videos encourage me that maybe it won't be as bad as I imagine.

Humor always helps. Thank you sir.

Missed you man, always looked forward to your content!!!

Thanks for the laughs man. Crazy times, stay safe and healthy.

“I’m way too stressed to do any home cooking” I felt that. I live in my 4th gen v8 4runner in chicago. Stay safe brother. Long live Toyota.

This is the funniest lockdown video I’ve seen! You deserve an award 🥇 😂😂😂

Love your sense of humor, that dry whit 🤣

Your dry humor is me. Subscribed.

Totally agree! I’m a nurse at Mather VA hospital and zero testing on staff... makes you wonder about leadership, worse yet it’s forbidden to wear a mask unless you are with a pt. Or have symptoms... front lines brother. Hooah!

I’m so glad when you post. You really are the funniest.

There's gonna be brighter days! Thanks for your service to the community! ♥

It great to know you're hanging in there. Thank you for what you do. And thanks for entertaining us

Bro imagine if president Xi is watching.

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

I put the odds at about 83%.

stay safe man public restrooms aren't the best places to be right now

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

They are never a good place, but especially now. Hope all is well.

Damn. I wish I had something like that for the jail I work in. Gave us a dust mask basically. The wipe thing was hilarious

Hahaha Man this guys humor is gold. Appreciate you man

So to relax so he can go to sleep he does a little bit of light reading from a brochure entitled, "How to Survive Doomsday". Yeah boy. That ought to put him right to sleep. I love this guy's dry sense of humor.

Sam, This has to be your best video; you've outdone yourself. Thanks for the laughter. I'm watching it again! Thanks for your fire service. Remember, when you sleep behind the station, don't let your chief catch you! Best wishes, Keith

This is the #1 thing I needed! Thank you for showing up.

N95 and paper protective sleeves= Virgin EMT SCBA and magnum condom sleeves= Chad Fire Medic

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to be like Chad.

Thanks for the video Sam, I think everyone could use a good laugh right now. Stay safe!

Enjoy your straight forward actions to how we should deal with our lives these days, thanks.

We appreciate your service brotha.

Brother your comedy is next level you need to do stand up on a Netflix special. You have a blessed day stay safe love and respect from beautiful Trinidad and Tobago❤️👍🏼👊🏼👊🏼🇹🇹.

@JoeGarofaloII

4 жыл бұрын

"Bet"!

@Momo7O7

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all can’t own guns in Trinidad?

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

Happy to hear you got a chuckle out of the video, stay safe out in Trinidad and Tobago.

The king 👑 of dry humor 😂😂😂. Bro did you take a film making class? The way you set up shots is brilliant 😂

@TheHomelessFirefighter

4 жыл бұрын

No classes, just carry the go pro around once a month and film things I consider entertaining. Thanks for checking out the video dawg.

Wait......a pot dispensary is essential, but a coffee shop isn't? I know some coffee drinkers who would disagree!! As for the rest, you've got a wonderfully warped sense of humor!

Just wanted to let you know that the comedy relief you provide for the Apocalypse is exceptional and has made me smile during these dark days of humanity many Blessings to you I watched all the way through the commercials......😎🤣😂😊👏👏👏👏😁😎

One of the best channels on KZread!

Your dead pan delivery is hilarious! Keep your head down.

Best youtuber by far, always makes me want to live that pick up life. Wish England was less dull and be more great places to see like in the states.

I didn’t want to do anything irrational......a couple day’s later I pulled out every single cent lmaooooooooo

@jerryrichardson2799

4 жыл бұрын

There's considerable humor in truth and honesty.

I love this guy❤❤❤ Makes me laugh out loud alone in my bedroom.

I straight up thought the baby wipes and rabbit thing was an April fools joke so I checked the upload date then realized he could be serious and got a bit concerned

I'm inspired to live in my 2008 Avalanche, and this dry humor is just the best. Dead AF

Rtic 45 it fits perfectly in my Tacoma also and you’re in my hood, great advice.

That truck runs like a champ. I never hear you say you have problems with it.

Your sense of humor, slays...what a guy! 😉

Whatever you do, don’t sell out of your stocks! When this goes away everything you had invested will be right back where it was and higher. Also your videos are amazing, you deserve a million+ subs for this content.

And the sarcasm has apparently peaked in this episode, ladies and gents.

This is the best episode yet!! Funny at every segment lol

I can’t lie! Your videos are just outstanding funny! I’m glad you are not homeless by inconvenience!

Hey Sam..Nice video. I actually laughed out loud twice. I bet your a real hoot at parties ! Gotta Love that dry sense of humor. *Stay safe Buddy*

Stay safe out there bro. Good vibes headed your way, in these super weird times.

Yay! Headed into Cool through the ravine! A nice place to "get away", as long as you don't do it right there at the bottom with the other half of the state.

Thanks Sam. I needed this today.

Thanks for make me smile today. stay safe out there buddy

Bro this is unprecedented hilariousness

You are always so entertaining! Thank you for the video I can't wait for the next one. Thanks again and have a great day.

I know another channel where he’s been living out of a Jeep Renegade for years. He works remotely, has intentionally been a minimalist. Now, his world has changed. He went to New Jersey ( where his mother lives) but hasn’t seen her because she’s compromised. His world, and his many followers, have changed drastically in a week. You’re all in my prayers...sending you high vibes 🙏🏽 . Oh, his channel is called, “Inspirational Nomad”.

@jonathansonnier3078

4 жыл бұрын

What channel do you speak of? I hope you and your family are safe.

@desertrat1357

4 жыл бұрын

Just checked out his channel. Looks like a interesting fellow. Not Sam the homeless firefighter though:-)

You never disappoint!! Freaking hilarious. Time for a nice glass of squirrel milk...mmmmm

ROFL!!!! you killing me! Killing me!!! Love it!!!! Oh my ribs hurt!!!

Man is the biggest troll on KZread, you automatically get my thumbs up even before I watch the video, lmao.

6:51 "fuck are you doing" Funny af.

Thank you for your hard work😊

Stay safe my friend I’m a medical professional and really needed this little pick me up.

This guys trolling skills are top notch! 👌🏽

This is like a Mexican candy store. So many animals, such little space

You made my day. Keep the videos coming!

This man is my favorite KZreadr