Imagine living a really long time and then leaving the throne to an heir in his seventies. I cannot imagine that happening today.

@captainxtreme-1

Жыл бұрын

King Charles is 73

@trashpanda8925

Жыл бұрын

@@captainxtreme-1 r/woosh

@turtlegamez4274

Жыл бұрын

@@captainxtreme-1 That's the point

@jessestassi2155

Жыл бұрын

Hehe, Lizy go brrrrrrr! ☠️

@tosatingpoptart8015

Жыл бұрын

King Charles got the throne when he was 70..long long have you been living under a rock?

Started with praising the sun and now he’s achieving immortality, he really has come a long way

@KhorzIskariot

Жыл бұрын

Ewan, the Chosen Undead.

@berkayakpinar136

Жыл бұрын

He started with inbreed only

@aztecgoldmontizuma

Жыл бұрын

Praise the Sun!

@cow_mangler510

Жыл бұрын

No one can ever replace Solaire

Literally waiting 129 years to make that Imperium of Mann joke

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

The long con!

@Konichu35

Жыл бұрын

why does this only have 1 comment

@S.R.S_Nuke

Жыл бұрын

The Emperor Protects

Bro I still can't get over the start I just imagine a medieval prince talking about how his great great great grandpa still has no signs of dying

@Amy_the_Lizard

Жыл бұрын

He's like, "Yeah so my dad died just the other day, but naturally great-great-great-grandpa's still fine. He'll probably outlive me too..."

@hamburgerhamburgerv2

Жыл бұрын

@@Amy_the_Lizard”listen, man, he’s 140. I don’t know how. He’s immortal or something I think.”

That was quite an experience for you, for sure! Imagine that man but also with all the good genetic traits instead of bad ones though...

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

I think he'd probably make 250+ easily! Thanks for watching

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

Herculean, pure blooded, strong, athletic, and thats probably not even all of them

My best was a 124 year old High King of the North Sea. Nice to see that wasn’t the limit.

@midnightblue3285

Жыл бұрын

Can we make ourself at the same time young too ?

@TheSpencerHaines

Жыл бұрын

mine was 119. didnt imagine you could go this high lol

@viroshanargiri4641

3 ай бұрын

My character lived up to 127 , all of his wives dead including his eldest daughter-wife. The primary heir died from wound from battle and other three next to him died to old age. He himself probably probably lived much longer if it weren't for the infirm trait he got at his 126 age.

Queen Elizabeth dies one day after this video on an immortal ruler is released? Seems suspicious…

@uraverageskeleton6480

Жыл бұрын

She was absorbed

@viderevero1338

Жыл бұрын

The reveal of her methods caused her to finally be put to rest.

@carlangelocepillo4632

Жыл бұрын

What a minute... Cyprus, Saudi Arabia, and India were part of the British Empire, weren't they? Elizabeth unlocked the secrets to immortality long ago.

@Ronnet

11 ай бұрын

​@@carlangelocepillo4632it's a public secret that their family are a bunch of witches.

@caiomansourcastilho4614

Күн бұрын

​@@carlangelocepillo4632not saudi arabia. But the British had protectorates over Yemen, Oman and the Emirates of the UAE

If you have both cannibalism and human sacrifice, does eating captives count as ritual sacrifice?

@DXXXVIII

Жыл бұрын

yes! Its s pretty op combo to destress.

@sarchlalaith8836

Жыл бұрын

@@DXXXVIII cheers! I like the one where you can hold feasts to gain piety and destress.

@michatarzan7595

Жыл бұрын

If you have cannibal tenet, is it more likely for your rulers to be cannibals?

@TheMindofRa

Жыл бұрын

I dunno but I think according to the Mayans yes

@nicetas2344

Жыл бұрын

@@michatarzan7595 yes, have done it before

I’m really new to CK3 so when my character made it to 111 years old and outlived 3 spouses, 11 kids and several grandkids I thought I had just broken the game 💀

@vendetta8022

Жыл бұрын

If you min-max perks/traits/equipments and has average luck I believe your character could easily live over 200 years.

@ferretman6790

Жыл бұрын

@@vendetta8022What do you mean by “perks” and “equipments” ? I play the game regularly so maybe I just forgot 😂

@Ardioss1

Жыл бұрын

​@@ferretman6790 He means the perk trees for the lifestyle you've chosen for the character you're playing. The Whole of Body branch of the "Learning" tree can give you massive boost to disease resistance and health. And some trinkets you can equip for your character can also give you that kind of boost.

@Ronnet

11 ай бұрын

​@@vendetta8022no, eventually the game code makes you die. Everything in Ck3 is chance based so you could reload and live longer but past 140 the game is very actively trying to kill you a.s.a.p.

@orukarm

9 ай бұрын

@@Ronnetthen the game should be ready to be disappointed by the holy emperor living to be 1000 in a permadark age society, ruled in the name of the blood god

Just returned from PDXcon and back with more EU4 content this week! PS: If you read this Ewan, sorry I didn't get to meet you at the convention!

@ewancarothers3732

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@ewancowhigcroft8840

Жыл бұрын

^^' Honestly, with the rate you pun, I think I'd've exploded anyway. You can always try and catch me 1:1 next year, but I hope you at least caught the Q&A panel!

That editing gag with Prince Charles aged like the guy who drank from the wrong grail in Last Crusade. Took one day.

Can still access the video through the challenges playlist! Amazing videos per usual big man!

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Oops, congrats on the first post!

I started playing CK3 very casually and suck at it. Seeing someone essentially min max living as long as possible while becoming A Pirate Witch King and Son of Satan was very entertaining. I genuinely didn't know how insanely deep this game could get

ahhh, the good ol ck2 days, just eat kids and wait for the immortality event chain to kick off

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I was surprised to find that CK3 doesn't have the immortality chain yet

@foooooof

Жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD I just wait for satanic cults to grow my dick back

@viroshanargiri4641

3 ай бұрын

It's because paradox wants ck3 more realistic because of how ck2 went goofy.

I managed 113 years with my latest, mid-run ruler. He did not have the Temperate trait, but he had two books that gave medium boosts to health, the Octegenarians Dynastic Legacy, Strong of Body (and spent the last 15 years of his life in the medicine focus). The one thing he did not get, late in his life that would have probably given him another 10-15 years was a pet cat. He had a pet dog, but at its absolute best, that gives a moderate boost to health. A pet cat will usually give a "massive" boost. Best if you can have both. He never grew infirm, incapable, feeble, or anything else. He was wide awake for all 95 years of his reign.

@ferretman6790

Жыл бұрын

Based

My longest living character was 332, but that was in ck2

@JohnMargherita69420

Жыл бұрын

I had someone live to 506 in ck2 with immortal of course

@krystofkarda7395

Жыл бұрын

When the monarch outlives the empire

The segway to the Imperium of man and warhammer was really unexpected. Guess we now know the backstory lol

I love that your man conquers damn near every holy city in the world just to suck it dry of energy like a vampire AND only "becomes cynical" after the fourth or fifth one 12:40 XD

You could get health boost broaches for each trinket slot, two health boost books in court, and four elixirs of immortality for court pedestal items for even more health. But would excessively rng to do one character.

I'm fairly new to the channel and I can't help but be curious of how the idea came about to essentially tell stories in your videos through rhymes. Unique idea and I respect the work put in.

@ferretman6790

Жыл бұрын

I’m convinced he is related to Seuss at this point

0:23 this joke aged spectacularly poorly just a day after being made lol

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Rest in peace. Entirely unexpected and caught me by surprise

This video killed the queen.

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Rest in peace! This video was done the day before it happened, I had no idea

I'm fairly new to the game. So far the best i've done is an Irish High Queen who died of old age just before she could be murdered by her grandson. Amusingly He got a message telling him that his plot to murder Granny was no longer in effect because she had popped her clogs on her own. As I'm typing this, in the real world Queen Elizabeth II has passed on age 96! All hail kinge Charles the 3rd. Given he is in his 70's his reign is likely to be short.

Plot twist he didn’t die he just went on the golden throne

Best Ck3 KZreadr. This guy has 100 diplo and the Poet Trait defo.

My excitement over seeing a new upload of yours also seems quite immortal

that was really well-written lol, you have the soul of a poet and musician!

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the support 117!

Dear gods, what have you done to me?

@mandategaming

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

All the things - but you do live long and prosper!

Ah yes, a warhammer 40k reference for a nation with a game of thrones reference for a motto...

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

"Live Long and Prosper" - Yoda

This was an amazing video, very cool to see the life span pushed to its limits in this game.

I love how it goes all Warhammer 40k about 14 min in.

The eldest AI character I saw was a 102 patriarch of the Orthodox church

That opening hits different with King Charles III on the throne 😢

@Alizudo

Жыл бұрын

Long may He reign.

@piyo744

Жыл бұрын

L bozo

@fauxnom9384

Жыл бұрын

@@Alizudo Hope his mom is burning in hell right now with her Good friend epstein and that her son will join her soon.

@unsrescyldas9745

Жыл бұрын

@@Alizudo Lmao no, soon to meet his hoe mother in Hell.

the release date of this video has recently become quite funny

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Entirely unintentional! Rest in Peace Elizabeth

I really wanna see what happens if I edit a little code to turn ewan's life rating from 14 to 140

@ShummaAwilum

Жыл бұрын

Do that with everyone and you get high elves instead of humans.

@jetex1911

Жыл бұрын

When your great great great great great great great grandfather mentions having fought both Atilla and Ghengis in one life.

@dragutintheslav-veliki790

Жыл бұрын

​@@jetex1911 and talks about meeting your great great grandpa on the fields of Verdun before letting him finally marry your great great grandma shortly after

I have a feeling you might actually be able to one up this challenge by somehow hybridizing your culture with Han and conquering so much that your prestigious ancestors cultural trait maxes you out on dynasty traits in one life. Could get Octogenarians and even more disease resistance boosts that way. Also, 14 default health is good even with maimed, but I wonder if a Herculean+Fecund starting character would do even better?

@Costenyo

Жыл бұрын

The highest you can get ingame normally is 7

@ChaoticNeutralMatt

Жыл бұрын

@@Costenyo so that's actually really good. Dang

These videos always make my day. I must have watched every CK3 video of yours 3+ times. They’re so entertaining! Thank you very much for making them.

You have a gift for coming up with rhymes and then saying them in a way so they don't rhyme. Like an invert Eminem.

0:20 Bro this joke at the begining about King Charles hit different 1 day after the publication of the vid 💀

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Oops

My man just became like one of those corrupted monks from Sekiro.

Hey man, another fantastic video! I seriously want to commend you on your wordplay in these videos, I honestly look forward to how smart these references, puns, and alliterations can get! Keep up the excellent work

That sponsorship aged well

I would love to see a continuation f this series. This immortal challenge was very thrilling to watch.

I hope I live to be about 1/5 as old as Ewen did. Salute!

@pcu9284

Жыл бұрын

Sir your standards for age are, disturbingly low

@mladizivko

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Amy_the_Lizard

Жыл бұрын

...That would only be 28, so you might want to consider aiming a bit higher

@bl00dlikewayne

Жыл бұрын

@@Amy_the_Lizard 28 sounds like a good age to me tbh

@dragutintheslav-veliki790

Жыл бұрын

​@@bl00dlikewayne damn, are you okay?

GREAT video sir, I was waiting for this one!!! 150 is super impressive..I have modded immortality in one of my games and I'm not even 150 yet and emperor of the HRE by way of Sardinia. My HRE rolls from Russia to Iberia. All of France and I'm starting in on England! Much more impressive to live that long without being terrified of RNG being able to kill you 😀

Man I love these videos, I’m really new to ck3 but I enjoy them and learn. They’re also great to go to bed to because ur not overly obnoxious like others

Alzabo, how did you predict the Queens death. I saw king Charles 3rd pop up on the screen

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

A complete coincidence, very weird timing!

Maybe his life could have been further extended by forming the North Sea Empire, since it adds a few decades I think to your life expectancy.

It's great that you got sponsored! Love your vids man

This inspired me to do my own challenge. I started as a single county vassal in India with the Rajasthani culture and Vaishnavite faith. I made a custom character with herculean, strong, and fecund, but to get down to 400 points, he started at 0 years old. Sanjay Pritampal lived to 120, had 30 children and outlived half of them, left behind 114 living house members, and finished 5 lifestyle trees. He spent his youth developing his economy, watched his liege's kingdom collapse around him, then began conquering and took his first kingdom at 83. He ended with 6 kingdoms and 81 counties to form a custom empire at the end of his life. Rajasthani has the mythical ancestors tradition, which gives renown from granting titles to house members, so I was able to find out that the graceful aging bonuses from the kin legacy don't apply retroactively. He died with a -26 prowess penalty. Had I known that, I would have gone for blood instead. The congenital traits wouldn't have mattered, but I could have gotten him 5 extra years.

very fun video, you should teach people how to stabilize their realm while expanding fast

Get this man a golden throne

Hearing an English-speaker properly pronounce Å fills my Norse heart with mead! help

Goddam that kill count is impressive lol

This dude plans to live until he gets his robotic hand 🦾

Having a great day in a better life, new Alzabo video makes both better

A friend of mine reached 107 years of age (99 years of rule) during one of our multiplayer games. It was wild and done by only stacking vanilla modifiers.

wow, what time

Best ck3 channel on KZread

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much MrXintron, comments like these keep me going!

Well the Queen just fucking failed this challenge lol

Think about it: You die of old age while your dad is still rocking around conquering land.

bro outlived the queen

Wake up babe, new AlzaboHD video just dropped.

He prayed for immortality but not eternal youth.

@cronchcrunch

Жыл бұрын

Atlantis reference?

could you change the health value of an existing charcter and then play unntill 150+ if you just set the health stat to say 100? has anyone tested this?

@AaronF2112

Жыл бұрын

Probably won’t work with Ironman. Changes checksum

@bastobasto4866

Жыл бұрын

you could be immortal technically - it's how CK2 immortality worked. you weren't TRULY immortal, you just had ridiculously high health

@andyhx2

Жыл бұрын

@@bastobasto4866 In CK2 it wasn't just health. This trait prevented you from losing base health as you age. If you made your health go over +10 in character designer (which is what immortal gives you) you'd still age, you'd live ridiculously long but still age and die eventuallly.

@bastobasto4866

Жыл бұрын

@@andyhx2 Yeah, but that ridiculously long can be so, well, long, that it's as good as fully immortal

ALZABO HEAR ME ROAR

Bro, this dudes rhyming and his calm mannered voice literally makes me feel at peace with myswlf

cool vid bro. Love your work as always!

Love your content, always super fun stuff

Okay, I did it, alright? I finally bought that tree in Scotland!

Heh yay more Alzabo! Love what you do king 👑

This video the day before the Queen dies? can't be a coincidence

0:19, Boy, that didn't age well at all. lol :D

great timing for this video

Great video as always!

You my friend have the soul of a bard your videos bring joy and peace to my weary life may your poems and tales bring you good fortune and may your pillow be ever cool

I really liked this. I’d be interested in watching you play this game beyond this summary.

This should have the #asmr tag

Your rhymes and puns are unsettling good!!!

Love it when the overview is a quarter of the video.

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

I like to think of it as the highlight reel

Really enjoyed the video!

Another exciting adventure with AlzaboHD

the best paradox youtuber by far

I do believe there are plenty of artifacts that give health boosts… that could likely boost this even further!

"Declared war on a literal baby" made me absolutely lose my mind bro

Cool Video man!

EPIC VIDEO! Thank you for that!

Always love your videos :)

Like your rhyming commentary dude.

I remember Immortality being so hard to get in CK2. Felt like it was like 0.5% chance. Even with 50plus stats.

Cool vid my sire!

it was so refreshing to watch you go through whatever the game threw at you and succeed that i tried a very obscure start as a Latgalian, vassal count to the duke of Curonia. I set off with one holy site in hand to conquer another vidilist holy site in braslau in the name of my lord, my liege, and myself. After a decisive victory over the Lithuanian duke, i set my sites on the holy site of Chelmno. While embarked on my holy journey to unite the Baltics under the True Vidilist Faith my liege proceeded to lay with my wife. needless to say i could not trust her any longer and imprisoned, tortured and executed her. Given the questionable lineage of my two sons who she bore me, i had them imprisoned as well and disinherited both of them taking care not to execute them lest i recieve the kinslayer trait. when these things were completed and my liege understood that not only did i kill his lover but also ended any bright future his or my children might ever have. After lamenting for the loss of my family and the trust i had in anyone, i proceeded to engage my liege in a war for independence! No way was i going to remain loyal to a Leader who would take such action against my house and my honor. After quickly winning my war for independence, i patiently waited until the truce was over from my war for independece. This is when my journey for independence from my liege became my journey for conquest of my rival. I became the duke of Curonia that winter. It was a fitting end to the reign of my former liege. To be cast out into the cold, alone with his entire family dead, a distant memory, lingering in his wounds from the recent loss.... I did not succeed in uniting the Baltic Empire or even creating a reformed faith. But I did remarry and have another child. I left my new son with a legacy he may be able to do something with... keep up the great videos!!!!!!

My oldest character was a "konquistador" emperor of spain, who conquered whole spain in his lifetime, was nearly 30 years on constant pilgrimages after he turned 100 and finally died with 127. Tenacious old bastard!

Imperium of Mann…I see what you did there. Never expected a crossover with the 40K universe, yet here we are…

Nice video. Love your content

Bro the rhyming is so entering - never seen ck3 be so entertaining

You did it, you godlike madlad. Danke!

The massive effect a man living that long would have on the world is insane

i have no idea how anything in this video was done because the game is too complicated, but i love it

Cool vid bro!