the words "we're doing this again" should not terrify me as much as they do. those 4 words mean a lot considering what you've done to these people in the past

@SimpleSoldierOfficial

Жыл бұрын

true lol

@mrpeanutbutter7857

10 ай бұрын

Do you really wanna know

@jamesthesurgeon

4 ай бұрын

*five technicly, because we're is composed of we are

@thesupermax14

Ай бұрын

@@jamesthesurgeonshut up

This man lets his intrusive thoughts roam free

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

there's a lot i don't show on camera

@EndoCrazy

9 ай бұрын

@@zxphxr *oh no.*

@simbachvazo6530

7 ай бұрын

Are they even "intrusive thoughts" anymore? Extrusive actions, at this rate.

@lemagicbaguette1917

5 ай бұрын

The intrusive thoughts are those that don't involve sadistic tomfoolery.

@kat-U5

2 күн бұрын

​@@zxphxr Uh oh

John is such a great guy.

@tredI9100

Жыл бұрын

John *_was_* a great guy

@johnsidrick

3 ай бұрын

man

4:26 *throw human to check out map* "Oh that's physical object"

The super sonic racin' bit made me chuckle. Wasn't expecting that.

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

i love it when that song plays whilst im being rapidly flailed about with a fan and industrial generator attached to my head

@claytonno2571

Жыл бұрын

@@zxphxr live leak in 4k

the Pop that happens when someones neck snaps is both scary and amazing

thanks for listing your mods in the description

How to make a human immortal: Step 0. Spawn a human. Step 1. Inject Immortality. Step 2. Inject Ultra Strength. Step 3. Inject Water Breathing. Note 1. If injured during process, inject Healing. If missing a limb, delete the human redo the steps above. Note 2. Is weak to fire, being shot about 500 times, and very powerfull weapons. Step 4 (Optional). Disable colision for maximum immortality. Note 3. If Step 4 is done, only weakneses are powerfull weapons and will be harmed by a force. If the human were to somehow catch on fire, it will die.

Most sane people playground player.

@insertusernamehere8125

10 ай бұрын

He actually is

@colorron8

9 ай бұрын

yeah

@Based4Life

5 ай бұрын

Man you guys are really some p*ssies if you consider this brutal

i would 100% trust xZeph with control over the army

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

we would win every war and probably create some new additions to the geneva convention laws

@cactusskeet

Жыл бұрын

geneva convention more like geneva suggestion

@immer_ich

Жыл бұрын

@@cactusskeet exactly

@Tyeler80

Жыл бұрын

@@cactusskeet yep

May I pitch an interesting experiment? Make a funnel leading into a shredder/woodchipper and dump just about everything you can fit into it, into it.

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

i considered this but it has to be organic material which means i can only really put people into it sadly

@malwrix

7 ай бұрын

​@zxphxr Well, not really, I have modified the code of the shredder a little bit, so it can shred anything, like absolutely anything, even a f*cking car. I could send you the code and you can change it in the files.

@shroomly2841

5 ай бұрын

@@zxphxrYou seem like a chill dude. You probably also won’t see this.

you have given me ideas for what i will do to those humans

When I played this game I had to put it down after a while cause it made me sick from the things I did in the game…

underrated people playground content

9:52 imagine this in 3D

I will be back to watch this after school

people in the hood putting switches on glocks be like: 14:40

i have 300 hours in this game.... *im enjoying myself*

@frndrmn

5 ай бұрын

481.1 hours

15:11 most american question I've ever heard

WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR JOHN

Hey wake up new zeph video out.

suggested future title: commiting henious war crimes in people playground

yeah that's true

GoreBox on steroids.

NICEEEE

yes.

3 d mod looks like paint the town red

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

yeah

I think the first person people playground is actually not people playground but a people playground mod on paint the town red or whatever it is called

16:57 BOFFY REF???

@zxphxr

5 ай бұрын

it's just a bomb

bro is literally shredding people in people playground

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

zamn

Music?

yo

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

yo

@ChubTheMaster

Жыл бұрын

@@zxphxr this is taro4012!~

Epic

Download the scream mod

John is literally my name bruh💀💀💀

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

i'm sorry for your loss

@Randomnoodle771

Ай бұрын

your name is shocking007

I wish I knew

I am the people btw

what mod has the infinite battery

@zxphxr

4 ай бұрын

i genuinely do not know

what's that mod that makes them open their mouth?

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

fear

wich mods are you using

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

description

@mrcapybara2287

11 ай бұрын

@@zxphxr thx

1:33 tis but a scratch

14:57

look up "The FunFunTable" plz and include it in your next vid

15:25 gluon'ed

@zxphxr

5 ай бұрын

wh a t

Why does everyone who plays people playground and makes videos sounds exactly the same

@zxphxr

9 ай бұрын

we're a hive mind

@Soul_hunter7

9 ай бұрын

@@zxphxr lol

Mong us

@blakedoesstreams3595

Жыл бұрын

Cow the bung bung

What have you done

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

you're going to have to be more specific

@lemagicbaguette1917

11 ай бұрын

@@zxphxr if I try to be specific, you could probably count off a dozen separate instances of the same shenanigan.

Hi

@zxphxr

11 ай бұрын

hi

Remember me when you get famous (optional)

Question: is melon playground valid?

@zxphxr

9 ай бұрын

no

@Boykisser25128

9 ай бұрын

@@zxphxr okay

Bro you sound like you haven’t slept in days. You good?

@zxphxr

Жыл бұрын

no but thanks for asking

@blakedoesstreams3595

Жыл бұрын

🐴

Supper sonick racist😭🙏🙏😅😅🙏🤣😂🤣😭🙏😅