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@ReaperGaming11

15 күн бұрын

ok

@Gwoba-1

15 күн бұрын

Just saying clown and Leo betrayed minute so wemmbu is now god (server is going into hardcore and wemmbu is immortal.)

@LuckyEditsXD_

12 күн бұрын

is it cracked

@yahyauzair-lp7ri

12 күн бұрын

k

Bro actually just forgor that subz repaired all of spawn and left season 5

@youyou123

13 күн бұрын

real

@znakepoison

12 күн бұрын

​@@youyou123stalker

@yahyauzair-lp7ri

12 күн бұрын

@@znakepoison ?

@znakepoison

12 күн бұрын

@@yahyauzair-lp7ri it's just a joke don't worry lol,I know youyou

Not mentioning Branzy when talking about the Fun House???

“Team Chaos, consisting of Lifesteal’s most elite players” Cough*BRANZY*Cough

season 2 was my favourite season, i think mainly because i have a clownpierce bias lmao

The clown branzy parkour thing killed 4 people , vitalasy, leowook, princezam and spepticle

Didn’t spepticle die to the circus trap as well

@tom1_676

15 күн бұрын

yes he did branzy killed him

Technically the peace thing wasnt a poggies trap as they didnt know spoke was gonna log on

@danana-ot7sl

15 күн бұрын

thats what i was gonna say

@b1f178

15 күн бұрын

it was, pretty sure parrot said it in a vid once

Man You are the best.... I Needed thi video so much.... Thanks man... Keep It up You are the best

I needed this, what else am I gonna eat my lunch to

On god bro can't go a day without talking about life steal smp like omg stop milking lmfao

Finallly someone did it thank you

People who remember the time princezam saved lifesteal smp

Great video 🔥

oh, mom!! janke uploaded!!

ty thats very usefull

Ooooooo this was a grat video loved it

Thanks janke

tbf, a few of the people who left did so because they were in drama. besides the main thing making it lackluster is the repetitive dramatic story. the i only watched lifesteal through rekrap for the reason that it is more honest and doesnt take itself as serious, cause, i mean its minecraft lets be fair.

Cracked vid

SALUTE TO VITALISY

this is a copyright violation im gonna get oversimplified to sue you. just kidding guys

Guys wake up itsJanke uploaded

storytelling go brrr

okay janke

W upload

OK I thought I was updated on LIfesteal but since when DID THEY ADD GUNS AND THE AETHER ALSO WTF CAPTAINSPARKELZ?!

Yoooooo w video

nice

Dude I was gonna make an oversimplified lifesteal video as my first video lol! (I still am) With even more events since there are some extras I would’ve added

@HolyCrossed

13 күн бұрын

self promo

@Hazelstar10

10 күн бұрын

@@HolyCrossed no I just found it funny but whatever you do you I guess idc

I Actually Found Parrot Which Exactly Months Before He Created Lifesteal SMP

holy flip

aether lifesteal pog

W video

S2 and s3 where the best

Here before this gets viral

the first 10 sec of the video are the exact as mcbyt(idk if i typed it right mcbyt dream smp oversimplified

bruh u didnt give roshambo credit for nothing like what

w vid

Bro actually Branzy In Season 5 belongs to The Kids in The Corner Not PMC

@user-cy2mr6et2s

8 күн бұрын

He’s in both

Nani

Almost accidentally ended my edge streak when I saw a new Janke upload

@itsJanke

15 күн бұрын

W mans

@Zerrarian

15 күн бұрын

holy that was so unfunny

@Rectangles_Rectangle

15 күн бұрын

Same

@Goofy_goobster

15 күн бұрын

@@Zerrariandawg ur banner is an Obama pyramid

@Zerrarian

15 күн бұрын

@@Goofy_goobster your name is goofy goobster you cant be talking lil bro

Aint no way ur still glazing lifesteal get creative and the self ad for ur server is really low ngl

Bro is miling lifesteal

also like half the players were banned cause the server was set to hardcore

This is too complex lore

Vitalasy :(

25th 😂

This man is so underrated

Sponker

now at season 5 of lifesteal minetech got betrayed by clown and pmc weembu is now president they pay everyone 500 to 1000 dollor to become president and now weembu is unkillable. lifesteal season 5 ending in couple of days waiting to see how minute tech pull of. in middle of stream parrot join the vc with minute and convinve him for vengence. BTW vitalasy also uploaded his final video and the ending conversation with jumperwho make him amd me cry

@SakuraBlossom9107

15 күн бұрын

Since when did clown betray minute?

@Lifechanging_quotes_

15 күн бұрын

@@SakuraBlossom9107 on stream man minute and all chat knew he got betrayed by pmc because wemmbu give money to leo and clown to vote her instead of minute. jumper pentar and spepticle was not doing that also for planet lord i knew he get money and vote him out but planet is in college he has to get that 1k it means a lot to him

@versilver

15 күн бұрын

what? wemmbu wasn't a candidate at the first place?

@Lifechanging_quotes_

15 күн бұрын

@@versilver weembu won the reelection man

@vic5971

15 күн бұрын

@@Lifechanging_quotes_her? wemmbu is a guy

Bro didn’t watch any perspective except clowns. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

yipee

Janke you should join s6,You are a great story teller

bro is copying OverSimplified

@SeaHive2725

8 күн бұрын

man shut up the word “oversimplified” is not a registered trademark

13th comment

120 views in 15 minutes, janke fell off

Video was mid, I feel like you oversimplified it

@tenidiotaodpizzy4603

12 күн бұрын

verified checkmark i must bully this commenter

nice