Meg lowkey started training her roast game after KEV said she’s not funny. She got pictures of the squad up on a cork board in the basement

@njaugu6374

4 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

@chelsearenee838

4 жыл бұрын

That's such a Meg way to Roast 🤣. So analytical. The visual is hilarious

@Brittal009

4 жыл бұрын

As she should! 😂😂😂

@niqueybangz

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo makes sense 🤣🤣

@danjohnson9709

4 жыл бұрын

🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

The visual of CP picking that girl up and hitting people with her legs has me weak 😂😂😂😂😂

@Channyb89

4 жыл бұрын

Scorpio Bradley 😂😂😂😂

I love CP and Meg’s horrified expressions when Pat said he didn’t know the dog.

@sharonmwrites3021

4 жыл бұрын

That whole segment had me in tears laughing

@flashfive12

3 жыл бұрын

I started dying when he said that😂

@ExotiKZBoy17

3 жыл бұрын

Meg's was low-key creepy.

@kmayfield1987

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharonmwrites3021 me too

@annabelleruz

2 жыл бұрын

illit

Y'all look at Pat when he opened the door for that dog 😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 dog just let himself in and pat jumped back like ok LMFAO 💀💀💀

@A.Simone

3 жыл бұрын

Scary ass 😂😂

Meg trying to get most improved player. Her jokes been hitting lately 😭

@ilubyou13

4 жыл бұрын

‘Most improved player’ took me out not gonna lie 😂😭

@thatblackkkid8471

4 жыл бұрын

No cap need a Hulu show

@FloydBagsby

4 жыл бұрын

Like fr Meg has really came up

@88soulfultone

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@timbanks5378

4 жыл бұрын

On god

Pat asked about how to break up girl fights because of his new roommates lol 😆 🤣😂

@Bryaniskey

4 жыл бұрын

Frfr I was thinking that same thing 🤣😂👍🏾

@qjmad

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bryaniskey pat trying to get some hits in 🤣

@t-rex1634

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!! Exactly!!!

When Pat told the the dog “I don’t know you” I almost died🤣🤣🤣

“Why are these women Bluetooth” -CP

@suspiria9678

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@PickJ

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

MEG SCOOP is TOO COLD with the roasting ability these days! She’s on a new level. 🤣🤣🤣

@YBSolow

4 жыл бұрын

That salt gun shit had me screaming

@kenishalperkins

4 жыл бұрын

Yea Meg does not play 😂😂

@Hokuto_Tongi

4 жыл бұрын

She’s trying to hurt feelings with her roasting 😂

@supercic123

4 жыл бұрын

She had to step up her roasting skills I'm proud of her, she's on a roll.

@JordanBotello

4 жыл бұрын

Grow Green oh SAME that’s what made me pause and come comment 🤣🤣😭💀

Yall should've done ENTANGLEMENTS vs RELATIONSHIPS 💀

@EspeciallyFree

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Will said that an entanglement was a relationship though 🥴

@AllDayFinesse

4 жыл бұрын

SheSoSpecial sure did! Corrected her expeditiously😂

@arriibacon531

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂 big facts

@tigerhoods7927

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@imayhaveadhd

4 жыл бұрын

Pat aint got his retwist in this. This must be from early last week

Kev: Does she miss you when you be out thotin around? Pat: Mmhm--wait what? 13:08 😂😂😂

@e.i.8081

3 жыл бұрын

Ive rewatched that part so many times

That “stop buying bras” comment from Meg took me out! That was hilarious.

@Bellavista26

4 жыл бұрын

Same i don't be like DYING out loud laughing like that but she had me weak af 😂💀

The way Kev speaks about his wife...WE LOVE TO SEE IT!! #BlackLove

@BrotherMalMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you _fine_ fine 😭

Life Partnership is exactly how CP explained. Y'all together but don't wanna get married.

@kmayfield1987

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jonwill586

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Kevin was loud and wrong

I don’t like how tahir says “getting packed out” lol just don’t sit right right 😂😂

@brehussar5016

4 жыл бұрын

Trav Wilson at what time? 🤣🤣 I missed that part !

@TrynawalkwithGod

4 жыл бұрын

He does sound like an old school dude but it's funny to hear

@deb1920

4 жыл бұрын

Henri Hussar He literally said it 52 times. Lol. Since you weren’t uncomfortable like the rest of us, I can see how you missed it though. Lol.

Meg acting like she not in a life partnership 😂🤣😂 been engaged for 10yrs

@mrexecutive

Жыл бұрын

Married now

Meg making fun of Tahir and then saying ‘Aww’ when the others continued even though she started it is LITERALLY me. She’s my spirit animal 😭

@ArshealWashington

4 жыл бұрын

That’s like punching somebody then watching that person get stomped out and feeling bad 😂terrible

@nophilter

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArshealWashington 🤣🤣🤣

@Dnizzle227

2 жыл бұрын

A not funny spirit animal

Do boy passed his clueless-ness to Pat. Pat always be surprised, confused and perplexed over simple stuff smh lol

@BrotherMalMusic

4 жыл бұрын

It was always there, it’s just more noticeable now Bc Doboy is gone and he was so over the top with it, we wouldn’t notice Pat was the same way.

@nadirveli

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherMalMusic where is do boy is he completely gone from add

@manuhameed5470

4 жыл бұрын

nadir makaveli 1 year break for mental reasons

@mycupsrunnethover

4 жыл бұрын

Pat is young so it’s expected/ok for him not to know some stuff, but Do is 40something lol

@PinkFlysHi

4 жыл бұрын

mycupsrunnethover ain’t Pat like 27 or sumn? He don’t be knowing simple siiiimple stuff 😂 but we love it, I’ve learned from some of his clueless moments 😂

Patricks reaction to the dog coming in his house has me rolling.

4:45 - Meg salt joke 11:05 - Pat doesn't know the dogs 13:05 - thotin around 14:00 - pat keeps moving 14:45 - pats hair jokes 15:55 - "punk" meaning 17:30 - pat & rando dog 23:10 - CP basketball story 26:00 - kev kids look mean ash 27:00 - "you talk too much" 28:15 - Tahir vs kev 29:05 - megs view 32:00 - "put some makeup on" 33:55 - CP dad fights story 38:50 - pat eating childs food 40:55 - "bra shopping" 41:40 - kev givin meg props 46:20 - "graffiti n-word" 58:40 - craft deal 1:04:40 - "Bluetooth women" 1:05:00 - polygamy talk 1:06:00 - meg view 1:07:10 - kev view 1:10:30 - memorizing sexual pleasure 1:12:36 - "megs a tyrant" 1:18:00 - CP deltas 1:25:00 - ugly shoulders 1:30:15 - "they ask you that?" 1:32:00 - CP basketball story part 2 1:34:30 - "I said the same thing" 1:35:30 - CPs take 1:37:25 - Tahir take 1:38:10 - CP making fun of tahir 1:39:15 - megs take 1:42:30 - kevs take

@guidinglight444

Жыл бұрын

You the truth

@peapool5120

Жыл бұрын

Yo cp basketball story is fucking hilarious

Pat said "He at the gun range with headphones on shooting at brisket" 😂😂😂 they slept on that one

@spendmoneykwam

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Tahir getting all the jokes that doboy would get 😂

@CPnumber1

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek

4 жыл бұрын

E Smith yea it’s annoying honestly

@restinpeacekobe987

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek tahir burner account

@lisaclark2767

2 жыл бұрын

@@restinpeacekobe987 Kev's burner account

The entire Tahir rant about "Meg" having multiple husbands at 1:12:41 is absolute GOLD!

"Melissa is the Tom Brady of my life." The sweetest thing I've ever heard Kev say.🥺 P.S. I'm so lonely😢😂

@eastzoobridge

3 жыл бұрын

With that lastname? 👀 jk jk I'm sorry 🙈

@tabithadicks4501

3 жыл бұрын

@@eastzoobridge High school all over again, you good. I'm used to it😂

@tashajackson7968

3 жыл бұрын

@@eastzoobridge sooooo mean 😭 😭😭😭

I’m convinced whatever Yall do will be a hit. I was 50/50 about this Zoom thing at first but I can’t stop watching it lol Black Blasphemy is my fav

@Derson71

4 жыл бұрын

Wording is hard is my JAM

@melbel10333

4 жыл бұрын

Black Blasphemy is a hit

@daking901

4 жыл бұрын

Zooming with the homies is incredible too

@BrotherMalMusic

4 жыл бұрын

I take this over everything else named

@Thelovablekobebryant

4 жыл бұрын

working wild with Tony Baker is my fav

Why does Pat have random roommates and dogs living in his house? LMAO!

@Lobos00

4 жыл бұрын

$$$$$ he’s smart

@heyzeuscreestow9394

4 жыл бұрын

He's homeless

@nubiangoddess296

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Zeus Cree Stow 🤣🤣

@tabithadicks4501

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's Pat😂

@IAmJustR

4 жыл бұрын

Pat like, Im gonna buy a house and not even live there. I'll rent out the rooms so they can pay the mortgage. But i reserve the right to show up and record my shows, smoke a jay, and take a nap periodically 😂

Shoutout to the guy who had been saying “getting yo ass beat in front of your kids vs your wife” I never thought they actually pick the topic! 🤣

Wow CP talking about marriage almost made me cry. That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard him say lol.

No one: Kev-"Hey Tom..." 😩😩😭😭😭

Pat got 2 new female roommates and got his ‘Locs braided and done up; the story is all unfolding now

@naturalelation1631

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sinjinn797

4 жыл бұрын

u right. damn

@fidelbecomingcastrojones7841

4 жыл бұрын

His dreads got out of an entanglement and into a hairstyle 😪

@AnissaMichelle615

4 жыл бұрын

🧐🤨🤔

@NanthaleCollins

4 жыл бұрын

Where the lie here.

The part of this episode that I'm stuck on is Pat and this dog. Pat very clearly jumped when he opened the door and then this dog came in...then Pat says he doesn't know the dog....I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Best line of of the show, "Why are all these women "blue-toothed"?" LOLOL!!!

How does Pat not know who the dog is?! 😂😂 why would he allow it in his house

@sinjinn797

4 жыл бұрын

Henri Hussar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joelsantiagosays

4 жыл бұрын

His cousin in his roommate so it’s gotta be the cuz bringing the girls and dogs in 🤣

@mancube7645

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrianPacini I don't understand. What's racist about the pic?🤷🏽‍♀️.Why?

@GetHers979

4 жыл бұрын

The dog looked at Pat weird like dude i called before i came over here👀😀

@reddsmoke904

3 жыл бұрын

@@mancube7645 attention seeking.

WHO ELSE THOUGHT PATS NEW HAIR WAS GONNA MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE IN THIS VIDEO (WAITING PATIENTLY) LOL ✊🏾💪🏾

@aaronwatson3569

4 жыл бұрын

Facts!!! I was waiting for it. Lol

@SilverSkywalker

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@babyboikash1028

4 жыл бұрын

I think this was recorded before that

@PumpkinPie1985

4 жыл бұрын

No lie I got so used to the messy bun, it’s weird the see his scalp. Lol I love it tho

@misshisokapaints109

4 жыл бұрын

@@babyboikash1028 no it wasn't they even talked about it ahahah

This mightve been the best episode yet. I love when yall have cp on the show man. The chemistry when he's on the show is crazy

@roxr.9047

4 жыл бұрын

facts

@shelbymartin502

4 жыл бұрын

YES!! I NEED HIM ON EVERY SHOW

WHO EDITED KEV'S BODY ON THE FIRST VERSUS I AM CRYING

Whoever decides to get married in the comments please be PICKY make sure they’re the right one. Marry for commitment and not the wedding

@lisamitchell2501

4 жыл бұрын

Uh, my opinion people don't get married for commitment just for show and they're miserable!!! Sleeping in separate bedrooms but put on the act when they leave the house!!

@Taniesha_S

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even want a wedding not even a diamond ring.

@aaronwright8405

4 жыл бұрын

King David (A man after God's own heart), Solomon (The wisest man) and others had multiple wives in the Bible.

@Hokuto_Tongi

4 жыл бұрын

Some marry for love and equate marriage as the symbol or whatever to show society their “love” The problem is when the wedding is for show, the size of the diamond is for show and etc.

@solitairedoll

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Wright not the way to do things modern-day. Most men can’t even handle ONE woman.

I think we can all agree that Meg got the Most Improved Roaster award👌🏾

Being single can strengthen you but to be married to a partner who is for you can elevate you to levels you couldn't imagine. I love how my husband pushed and challenge me and when he tells me how I changed his life and how much I have been a benefit, it's the best feeling and love I could explain. Yeah, being single you can do whatever you want, but being with someone who has your means you can gain so much more than alone.

I love when you guys go off topic and sit back and think "how did we get here?" Those are the best conversations!

Pat is a nomad, he just be roaming from place to place!!!!

Too bad Pat recorded thus before getting his hair braided. They would've lit him up!

@Tobiasphere

4 жыл бұрын

And they're going to be dusty again before the next recording smh

@elizahhoward3923

4 жыл бұрын

I’m waiting on the first braid squad episode I know they’re going to go off on that new doo

*Pat lets dog in his room* 11:11 “I do not...know....who that dog is” that took me out for some damn reason 😂😂

Make CP a permanent cast number. Love his energy and opinions.

@truthtorpedo4068

Жыл бұрын

No.

@mrexecutive

Жыл бұрын

Your wish came true

@mrexecutive

Жыл бұрын

@@truthtorpedo4068tf you mean no? He already a regular now

Pat be runnin a halfway house. Meg be know as Madame Shoulders out on the streets.

@restinpeacekobe987

4 жыл бұрын

Madame shoulders 😂

@mikaylawilliams5913

3 жыл бұрын

Cause she carry the streets on her shoulders fam 😭😂

@gustavobastida150

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikaylawilliams5913 😂😂💀💀💀yooo this comment hit

@89mok1

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Tahir's definition of life partnership is what we call common law relationship where I'm from.

@Bryaniskey

4 жыл бұрын

Straight up facts 💯

@azariazulu

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah common law relationship and life partnership are both synonyms to me. I think they are the same thing but if they are monogamous, very different to open marriages

Topic: Mac & Cheese vs. Loaded Mash SQUADD: These grapes.. Lmao

@jaronhaynes3763

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Pacini Spamming isn’t the way to get your point across

@17:53 Dog to Pat: You got dust in your eye, let me blow it out.

@OaklandMind

Жыл бұрын

😹👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Here’s the acknowledgment your comment deserves 2 years later!

@michellethompson7818

Жыл бұрын

@@OaklandMind 😂😂 omg just re-watched and needed this laugh today

I’m screaming at the topless kev pic 😭😭😭

Bro could yall just make CP permanent on this podcast he is way too funny 😂😂😂

@waltercolvinjr.8627

3 жыл бұрын

CP Funny as shit. YO to the NUPES!!! 👌🏾

@SilverSkywalker

2 жыл бұрын

You got your wish! Lol

Did no one see how Pat got scared when he saw the dog?😂😂

2:27 When Tahir said, Megs smile was "forced like most of the relationshis in her life", and Pat made that face, man I spit all my drink out on to my phone😂😂

I wanna see everybody comment on his touched up dreads.

@Nuckabuc

4 жыл бұрын

I said something about them on black blasphemy

@IAmJustR

4 жыл бұрын

so did i. i feel like theyve agreed not to go in heavy because we're too thirsty for it 🤣🤣

@cupcakejonez7923

4 жыл бұрын

James Lavel Drea Sherrise loves them locs baby !😂

Cp funny af 😂😂😂 also it was refreshing to hear these black men speak so positively about marriage and speak so lovingly about their queen’s. We need more of that! 👏🏾😃

CP low key got a Master’s in something. He dropping gems on here.

Y'all hear Maverick said "yah too" in the beginning 😭😭😭😭 He's so precious

Life partnership is the agreement to be together for life without observing legal marriage process but doesn't necessarily have to be open to others. Legal marriage can include different ideals such as swinging, open, polygamy depending on the vows that couple agrees upon. Great topics!

@dafellaz6

3 жыл бұрын

They was waaaay off topic. Im watchin like 😤. And arranged marriages are more successfull than "love" based marriage.

@neroclaudious6396

2 жыл бұрын

@@dafellaz6 doubt it

@angel1202003

2 жыл бұрын

@@dafellaz6 because the priorities are different. if one couple falls out of love, they won’t divorce, the other will

Pats hair is a whole ENTANGLEMENT.

@jaronhaynes3763

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Pacini Stop spamming. No one knows who that is

I believe in wife and kids. I also believe in kids with a wife. No baby mommas for me. This is all a personal choice.

@artmieseelizabeth8074

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

Meg scoop has the most adorable baby I ever seen in my entire life just a shout out meg ♥️

Hey guys, pray for Do 😔 I hope he’s still okay

@JordanBotello

4 жыл бұрын

Facts! I wish I knew what was goin on with him but I also don’t want to be nosey and not respect the man’s privacy.

@ninjaman815

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Botello oh he relapsed. He did an Instagram live we saw him drinking some alcohol, he’s receiving help now

@JordanBotello

4 жыл бұрын

Elloinmornin J unfortunately relapse is part of the journey when you are an alcoholic. Praying for my guy. 🙏🏽

@anniem.670

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's been on my mind too, I hope all is well and he's doing good. I miss his crazy ass.

@kaneshap.6146

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaman815 when was the live?

Dang it KevOnStage I guess I have to wait for Here’s The Thing for the new hair 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

@darrickfranklin7096

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, he actually got it?

@kevo8083

4 жыл бұрын

Darrick Franklin lol that what he said

@vibes8924

4 жыл бұрын

And pat

I thought life partnership was basically just dating forever, like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn...right?

The fact that this entire video came up when i searched "Pat Cloud random dog" is hilarious 😂. I was only expecting a clip to come up

The fact that Pat dont know the dog thats in his house. Smh

Quantrell be bringing all kinda dogs in here 🤣🤣

CP told us to imagine him without the ability to have a smart come back... 😐THAT would be sad... You have a point, CP. You definitely have a point.😂

The way Kev described Melissa, really made me tear up. That was so funny and beautiful.

32:43 the slow rise of kev's hand to his ear took me out 🤣

Off top, Good morning and God bless family. I’ve noticed an influx of positive comments the past couple of years and I’m going to be that one today lol. With all of my heart and spirit,you stay safe and God protected in all of your Life including your loved ones for eternity.✊🏿🙏🏿

@simplysarell1720

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@ICGodInU

4 жыл бұрын

🧡🧡

yo pat and that dog have me laughing dry rn 😭

9:00-12:00 KILLED ME before the show could even start. Between Pat hearing a knock and a random dog walking in, Tahir trying to swallow a chip whole and then the full ass story of the random dog y’all could have ended the episode and I would have been fulfilled.

@itsssyagirlll495

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

These Monday SquADDcasts are the ONLY way to start the week! 🔥🔥🔥

@SilverSkywalker

4 жыл бұрын

100% facts!!!

Pat describing how he doesn't know the dog lmao

LMAOOO @ CP being able to hit us with the "that's funny....thats funny" with the head tilt and facial expressions while eating!

Y’all are literally like siblings 😂😂

I’ll never forget I went to my friends house played with his pet cat all night I went home my dog took one sniff and looked at me so funny 😂❤️

“He did a drive by at the porkchops “ 💀😫

1 hr 4 min in is some real "who you are" vs "what you are" psychology. We get so wrapped up in the society we've constructed, we don't put enough thought into how we've evolved as animals and how that evolution affects our behavior.

Pat is def squatting. 😂

They are killing my wallet first the bug a salt now the popcorn.

Sometimes I question if Pat is really a human. So many things he has no knowledge of. 😂😂😂

@karinwall999

2 жыл бұрын

It's unreal the things he doesn't know about.

CP gives me young Bernie Mac vibes. Def a special talent

I actually do feel a woman having multiple husbands would feel more like more kids lol lol

@raynaijohnson5701

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

Currently looking at popcorn world about to spend to much money 🤷🏾‍♀️

@MsKiwi0507

4 жыл бұрын

SAME!!

@missmauda

4 жыл бұрын

What's the website?

@jdubb007

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@popculturewatch8689

4 жыл бұрын

@@missmauda you really can't just look up popcorn world?

@blacksands6695

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

Pat 😂😂😂 his life is so interesting lol

When somebody has a good joke I always rewind to look at everybody’s individual reactions in each square....I be bored y’all

@yordanos2739

4 жыл бұрын

That's me all the time

@ashleyjackson7769

3 жыл бұрын

me tooooo 🤣

@Kinobambino

3 жыл бұрын

Saaaame haha, when pat said I don't know that dog I looked at everybody's reaction

@cupcakejonez7923

3 жыл бұрын

Me 2 !☺️

@reddsmoke904

3 жыл бұрын

Kev and Pat be the best squares lol

I was wondering why pat jumped when he saw the dog 🤣

What animal is Kevin? 😭😭

@YeshuaReal

4 жыл бұрын

A penguin

@BrotherMalMusic

4 жыл бұрын

I swear they don’t give Meg the credit for her jokes 😂

@fidelbecomingcastrojones7841

4 жыл бұрын

Air Bison

S/O to Khleo for that blasphemous box Mac brand deal 👏🏾😂🔥

Roommate life: when you don't know what's going on in your own home. I feel you Pat.

lol @ 9:20, the way the dog came into Pat's room like "this my room bro..."

Marriage all day every day.I’d never waste my time like that.

@jaydell4039

4 жыл бұрын

Jamar Roby Marriage is just a contract that says hey if we don’t work out u can have most of my shit. Marriage is damn near a financial sham. People just looking for financial stability and not for love.

@koelael2660

4 жыл бұрын

Marriage is a waste of money and time.

@justsomename-ct1mb

4 жыл бұрын

@Scorpio Bradley shut up

@justsomename-ct1mb

4 жыл бұрын

@Scorpio Bradley goood now shut up

@bonitapandora

4 жыл бұрын

Jamar Roby preach.

Tahir was eating pizza and chips 🤣 homie needa slow down

You get so use to CP roasting and spazzing he has knowledge his mind is just different

CP was great, hope to see him more.

I keep expecting to see Pat's fresh twist and each time I dont I feel like I imagined it

Tahir was an entanglement with the chips

Meg’s reaction 1:12:35…I’m d*eing of laughter 😂😭👏

A life partnership sounds like an entanglement