can you imagine seeing Kripp riding his bike back from the store with OJ in a plastic bag Kreygasm//

His parents probably couldn't stand looking at him riding that shtty bike and threw it away and said it was stolen so he would finally ride a better replacement.

I would like to inform you that i am the notorious bike thief. I have thrown my despicable licence in the bin and now i can finally be like the godly Kripp and ride around town buying OJ from my local shops. I was also wondering if you could leave some old clothes of yours out the front of your house so that i can wear them while i play hearthstone.

Undoubtably the funnies Kripps video EVER. I had such a good laugh :D

@Magani79

8 жыл бұрын

it is definitely hilarious, but orange juice efficiency has to be #1. i'd rank this one at #2

"I offer to sign my name on your 4head with permanent marker... might have to charge you for that marker." I almost fell of my chair laughing so hard xD

good old kripp feels good man

wish we can have this kripp back

Why is this the most entertaining video I've seen like all week?

TriHard stole his bike

"I got hit by a BMW" LOL

I love your videos and your humor man.. Hope you get you bike back!

Man i loled so much listening to this stories :D I feel sorry for you but you are that awesome that i actually laughed at the whole think :D Hope you will get it back!

"Cause Im like.. who'd really want to steal that piece of shit... well... someone stole that piece of shit!" haha, that made me lol so hard! xD

Its just a prank bro *steals his bike*

Kripp you are the best man. Nice attitude towards life, thumbs up!

I laughed really hard during this. Thanks for sharing bro.

Did you get your bike back, dude? BibleThump

Hey kripp it’s me, I’m here 8 Years later and I’m willing to give you your bike back now. Can’t wait to get my head signed by you

this makes me feel so much better about myself. and not tryin to diss u krip i love ur vids. just got my license not to long ago. used to ride my bike everywhere!

Love your videos man! :)

Did he ever get his bicycle back?

@Luskus

10 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering the same thing

@Bramandin

9 жыл бұрын

Kaif Ul Majed No, I still have it :)

@Magani79

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

'I want my bicycle back'

So sad... Yet.. Still THE best video you have ever uploaded. That takes troll to another lvl!!!!

LOL!!! "Late night video, featuring crickets" That put a smile on my face, thanks Kripp

poor kripp i feel bad for him

I've had your bike hostage for all these years. She's a good girl, and she's moved on.

LOL !!! Best Kripparian video to date. Hope your crappy bike gets returned. Keep us up to date.

Your humor is amazing.

i think your dad sold it to make you wana get drivers license. parents tend to force you this way.

@coconutbliss1444

8 жыл бұрын

the usual kind i think.

Replace "bike" with "son"

@dnaraneda

7 жыл бұрын

Calls his son "piece of shit" and says he is just 15 dollars.

Damn Kripp was a blast to watch pre-Hearthstone.

I actually lol'd. That's a hilarious story. I do hope you get it back though.

I love your videos Kripp, so funny man.

Tell more stories. Actually loved that haha

this is, by far, my fav kripp monologue

Hahaha, this video made me crack up several times. Thanks for the story Kripp. =)

Man... First, Krip, keep making videos, your format and humor is youtube money, keep it up. Second, I'm about your age, 29, and I was a bike rider for 20+ years, raced them, jumped them, used them as primary mode of transportation etc. I grew up Dallas, and I'll say this... If I left a bike ANYwhere, even in the late 80's early 90's, that $hit was gone, history, forget about it. Even to this day, if you leave ANYthing of value out in the open for more than 5 minutes, you can kiss it goodbye.

love your videos

Kripp, I can tell from the shirts you wear to the way you keep your facial hair that you are a simple, no fuss kind of dude. I admire that, bro. The fact that you don't have a Driver's License at 25 makes me smile. I'm 24 and haven't driven a car in nearly 3 years. I also prefer to ride a bike or walk everywhere. It's good for us no-life gamers to get out and enjoy the simple things nature has to offer. I don't live in Canada though, unfortunately. I bet you have some great views up there!

Kripp, I swear to God, this is by far the most entertaining clip on your channel :) Chances are that you were right, that dude must have been drunk or a hater :))))))))))) Anyway, I feel you, bro - I wish I could magically get your bike back but if that doesn't happen' just keep up the good work - you certainly know your sh_t :) - I learned some good tips watching your channel and had some epic laughs - this one is the master, no doubt :)

this video just reminded me to fix my bike, lol thanks!

More life experiences please!

This is one of the most interesting video kripp made :)

Awesome video Kripparian. I hope you find it, the life of Kripparians bike! Almost need a separate channel to see what happens. The way to go, to ride and not drive.

LOL this video just gets better and better holy shit

Lol this was the best use of 10 minutes im gonna have today!

Great Video Kripp

I love that Story....reminds me on my old bike!!

This is one of the best videos that has ever been monetized by youtube.

For some weird reason I really enjoyed this video :)

Kripp, did you finally get your bike back ? 2020 lol.

good guy kripparrian doesnt even get mad and he just politely asks the bike thief to return it

I'm also 24 and still riding my bike everywhere, but I'm blessed to have a local job and live in a great area. Sucks to hear your bike got robbed. I just got a new mountain bike recently and also was riding a 10 year old POS. No regrets, I love(d) that old piece, but this new one has suspension, shift grift, high performance ball bearings, the works... Treat yourself to something nice!

this is the funniest vid kripp has put out

The streaming and youtube gigs might not last forever! Kripp's in it for the long run. He's *saving* his money for another 40 years of hardcore gaming!

lol the legendary red t-shirt with the holes, its more than 1 year old

I laughed at that "Theft proof technology" part. That's good shit.

digging the mustache dude

You are great storyteller Krip make more .

hahhahahahahh awesome video! I wish I get your bike back dude! Good luck

I like you more every time I see you. This video made me subscribe :P

this sheet is hilarious ! LOL nice one!

Epic!

what do u do when u buy ur groceries?

Epic random video!!

Hey Krippiarrian sorry to hear about the bike. Why some people are scars to society is beyond me. I am a 4 month noob to PC gaming but started with your content and learned many things. Just want to say keep it up and don't let the fools who stole your bike change anything. I am willing to donate to the new bike fund if someone gets it going!

I feel really healthy watching you.

Good work sir!

Good luck getting it back, dude.

I had a bike for around a decade. It had solid rubber tires that I remember going through hell installing. It too was either stolen or put in the trash.

Buddy, good luck on that. I had the same experience but i couldn't have my bike back. lol. Hugs from brasil

sorry for your loss

Whoever took it needs to make a response video of them riding around and having a good time on the bike. Maybe with the song "So Happy Together" playing.

the backup bike, does it have a socket?

those shoulder holes are stylish.

What part of TO do you live in? And what kind of bike is? Ill find it!

Did he get his bike back?

I'm in Toronto to, what area you from?

I think i saw your bike, what was the stats of it?

Found your bike yet?

any news about the bike? xD

damn boy thats a nice bike, what is that a huffy?

Lol "featuring crickets" you're funny.

LMAO.. Love the bit where her mentions taking the bike to the movie's.. LMAO

You should make more videos like this!

sorry for your loss bro ;)

new headphones?

Omg i just lost it when you said you would charge the guy who stole your bike for the marker to sign his forehead.

I like this guy.

I need to get a bike so I can be as cool as kripp

One of these days you'll look outside and you'll see a brand new bike probably.

man you changed your headphones?:( i think yo need a new t-shirt too lol:P keep up the good work

Which region do you live in Toronto?

lol this is the most awesome video every hahaha well done. GIVE THE MAN HIS BIKE hahaha.

My parents have nightmares that i will end up like this.

This is Kripparian, theres always a backup. Always one step ahead of the rest of us Krip.

how old is your t-shirt?

I ride a bike, too! Love it! Ride on, brotha!

Kickstarter to get Kripp a new bike! Let's do iiiiiit!!

lmao lol'd hard at this video. good shit