Catch Lewis on tour 11/30 - Rocky Mount, VA 12/1 - Bristol, TN 12/2 - Charlottesville, VA 12/3 - Morgantown, WV 12/8 - Montclair, NJ 12/9 - Bensalem, PA 12/13 - Stuart, FL 12/14 - St. Petersburg, FL 12/15 - Jacksonville, FL + more. All dates and ticket information at www.lewisblack.com/live

@suzannahirwin7165

6 ай бұрын

It is at the top of my bucket list to see a live Lewis Black show before I die. And yes I know he is going to retire touring next year.

All I want is live without drama in my life. You and your fans make me laugh and living in Missouri, make me feel whatever I think is right. Yes I am what people in the Republican party call a lib tard. I have been my whole life. I just want to laugh and you do that for me .

That turkeys out of plane is a wkrp in Cincinnati show. Memories

Glad we got to listen to some rants while Lewis is on vacation. Have a great vacation, Lew!

Love you Lewis. When are you coming to Miami, Florida.???? We need you here you here 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂

@SharynCollins-gi1le

2 ай бұрын

I’ll take anything in South Florida ❤😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@SharynCollins-gi1le

2 ай бұрын

I’ll take anything in south Florida 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

First rant. I’m on team Heather. So eloquent; a genius. A Heather. Coming to a “Dry December “. Heathers have much to say; I’m hoping to contribute. ❤

@hartubmoses6645

6 ай бұрын

A lot of us wants to know, Heather, we're all baffled!

@heathercrews407

6 ай бұрын

I forgot to mention her charm, wit, and artless wonder. But, is it really necessary to do so. ( she could, however, work on her punctuation).

I live in the So Cal lower Desert. There are currently 20+ 5 mile long Weed factories here. Last night we had an explosion. First question what the f makes a weed factory explode? Secondly why the f do we need 20 Weed factories? Are these old ppl that hard up? 😊

8 for two bucks buns, hot dogs, and catsup. Three low-profile foods that are made to go together. The only other things you need are a suitable heat source, and some green sticks.

@danitaharris9919

5 ай бұрын

My brother-in-law was from New York New York. Richard had never heard of ketchup on a hot dog until he married my sister Ann, we are from Georgia. We put everything on our hot dogs. I mean everything.🍺

The thing i like anout Lewis, is it let's you at least be aware of the ridiculous things people think about and complain about..

the hot dog/1 pancake rant is epic

Very eloquent rants. Enjoyed tremendously.

As a waitress I get in trouble if I do that. I get the point. You can't just pick and chose what you want on the menu

@anniegaffney8378

6 ай бұрын

Then he could order from your manager ♥️

I have the same pancake problem! I can't get one - just one - pancake no matter how much I offer to pay! Sometimes I get involved in haggling with the waitress that reminds me of Jack Nickelson in Five Easy Pieces!

@sarahjeannepeterson5536

Ай бұрын

Same here! No matter how much I offer to pay! SOOO reminds me of Jack in that film!! 😂

How about a Rolling Stones T. Shirt On a ghost !

God yes! Hopefully he will GO TO JAIL!!!! ❤❤❤😂

Lewis Black wants to perform Fantastic Beasts

Just saw lewis in waterbury. I was the guy who booed new haven

He has got to be talking about my team 😂😂😂

says the Citizen from New India

haha this kid and I call him a kid because he was early 20s.. was at the ihop trying to get chicken & waffles & this boomer or older (they were both black btw) was working the kitchen & Heard him tell the server "no" & she says "why" & he says "because such and such didn't come in today & it's just me & I'm not making that kid chicken & waffles" & this went on for like 40 minutes.. & finally the kid he asks hey where are my chicken & waffles & the guy in the back was like I told you we ain't making them & he's like why not.. & again the chef says.. because such and such didn't come in today.. & I don't make chicken & waffles by myself.. & I was just sitting there like.. haha.. I'm glad I'm not eating here.. because I wasn't.. I was just meeting with someone

in jersey bkue

The only republican i had the outmost respect for and was a REAL American Hero, and that was John McCain, i know his story he was a real human being with REAL Christian Ideals.

Yes! Those job site S U C K A S S.

@lauradavis4783

3 ай бұрын

*sites!

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Lewis is in good company. I watched the Commanders vs Cowboys game. I stopped watching after the second quarter.

Louis ? Don't Forget about Ronald Reagan ? ? ?

Does Lewis ever rant on Brandon? Because I really miss the mean tweets of President Trump, the affordable gas and groceries and enough work to stay busy and profitable.

@edwardmille8879

Ай бұрын

Looking forward to hearing Trump sing lead with the j6 choir from a prison named after him

When trump won & p prisonmichael cohen said we need to pick a cabinet. Trump replies, "whats a cabinet". Yeah he easily the man for the job. In a golf club prison

So sorry we need president trump back to fix the fucking mess that this Biden has done to the country but we agreed on everything else love ya Lewis say hello to your mom

@edwardmille8879

Ай бұрын

Trump sweating big time smells like s*** this trial is not going to go well for him