"I have more goals than your appearances.." ~ Classic Zlatan 🤣

@h12pro_gamer81

2 жыл бұрын

15 years older but...

@radivojerafailovic2619

2 жыл бұрын

70% of this things rly need to stay in football.

@valeriocoppotelli7315

2 жыл бұрын

viva l'Italia

@morganwood2634

2 жыл бұрын

@@h12pro_gamer81 that's the point

@visheshchauhan633

2 жыл бұрын

He is always savage

You can trash talk back on most of these but "You smell bad" really hits hard🤣🤣

@jkookie1964

Жыл бұрын

Right 😭😭😭

@nadadeyb5836

Жыл бұрын

Yoo i would be crying and shitting myself

@sanzharturbayev6503

Жыл бұрын

@@nadadeyb5836 I mean, if you smell good whilst playing football you're not trying hard enough

@nadadeyb5836

Жыл бұрын

@@sanzharturbayev6503 am women so it takes alot for me to smell bad i sweat alot but dont smell😂

@Tunkert

Жыл бұрын

Bruh that's elementary school level diss wdym

Neymar's patience is either at 100 or 0 there's no in between lol either he's giving them death threats or he's giving them flying kisses and winks

@maryum4982

Жыл бұрын

agreed

@dhanashreebhokre8661

Жыл бұрын

Indeed 😭

@ntombizandilelilly1

Жыл бұрын

I wanted to like this but it's on 111 likes and I don't want to ruin that.

@dhanashreebhokre8661

Жыл бұрын

@@ntombizandilelilly1 😂

@inzaghiscornsalad7034

Жыл бұрын

@@ntombizandilelilly1 it's okay now someone ruined it for you xD

I'm not a big CR7 fan, but him saying 'You want my shirt' to an experienced opposition defender in the middle of the game when he was only like 20 years old was BRUTAL!

@FDJUwe

Жыл бұрын

Moronic asshole when "trashtalking" the opponent by making fun of his height, though.

@randommf3549

Жыл бұрын

V

@balya8937

Жыл бұрын

Lebay

@diguidiannomoko1252

Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it explain it please

@danielbarrera1931

Жыл бұрын

Cristiano's ego since then, that's why he never were, and never will be the best player in the world

"I have more goals than your appearance" Bro got absolutely humiliated💀💀

@someonesomewhere1600

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes he brags too much, but usually he's funny and a likable rogue. I loved what he did while at United. He gives 100% and backs up his boasting with incredible play and amazing durability.

@robintsw

2 жыл бұрын

That one was there was a violation personally I wouldn’t have it

@avranmathew5937

2 жыл бұрын

ISTG LMfaoo

@avranmathew5937

2 жыл бұрын

@@robintsw personally no one would have it , mans straight up got fried :

@SportTribe90

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t deny the truth lol

That GK is so happy, both Messi and Suarez gave him a personal dialogue, he is laughing in amusement instead of feeling sour about it.

@wolfy5427

2 жыл бұрын

Pau Lopez Ya, he might be 🤣

@em4six348

2 жыл бұрын

Always up for challenges.

@SportTribe90

2 жыл бұрын

The best way to be

@timmyggztv

2 жыл бұрын

Messi the🐐☄🔥☄

@DannyGoncalves

2 жыл бұрын

The same goalkeeper was the victim of an amazing Messi's goal

1:53 I might be biased because I'm mexican but when Álvarez jumps in to help Lainez and Miazga points at him like telling the referee "hey look he's trying to provoke me" makes me laugh everytime

@dee33_3

Жыл бұрын

Nope I fully agree, I thought it was hilarious that once someone his height came up to him, he starts pointing fingers. He’s a coward and got put in his place

@noemigalase8374

Жыл бұрын

Ooh yes please contact me

@noemigalase8374

Жыл бұрын

👏 you have any other way to

@Crousely

Жыл бұрын

We got some bad hombres and we need to get them out

@NazriB

Жыл бұрын

Lies again? Trash Rubbish

The spit on the face… I could never not punch them in the face. Wtf

@maxmcdonnell8455

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Andrea-1998

Жыл бұрын

True, the fact that they can restrain themselves shows they’re ten times the man then that guy was

@rayaanaaryan2684

Жыл бұрын

@@Andrea-1998 choti bacchi ho kya ....think from the biz point of view

@rashidamiri258

Жыл бұрын

The highest order of disrespect you can do in a man’s face.

@siddharth5511

Жыл бұрын

@@rayaanaaryan2684 abey o banau tujhe bada baccha sale isme kya buiseness dikh gya tujhe,tu bhi apne muh pethukva le fir paiso ke liye

Can we all just appreciate that guy who translates there conversations and add subtitles to it

@tcritt

2 жыл бұрын

He makes a lot of it up.

@jkj10

2 жыл бұрын

He’s dyslexic obviously

@ralek592

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, saw how he translated complete silence into bullshit? What a great guy

@abyssxd4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@ralek592 how do u know salty coz u can't do that

@MrBestvirginia

2 жыл бұрын

"ThErE" 🤡🤡🤦‍♂

“You smell bad” “You want my shirt” Best ones 😭😭😂

@nazifanawar6723

Жыл бұрын

I agree 🤣

@kenanorimogunje3671

Жыл бұрын

also "I have more goals than ur appearances"💀💀💀💀

messi backing suarez was gold. 😂

@thegerman662

Жыл бұрын

Well they both see each other as brothers

@gamingdude4190

Жыл бұрын

The goalie just accepted defeat when Messi backed him up 😂

@laffytaffy1467

Жыл бұрын

"Andáte a otro lado bobo"

@tikaaeditz9999

Жыл бұрын

That's literally so cute❤ What a friendship😃😃😃

3:13 Cristiano's "You want my shirt??" ahahaha i just love him ♡

@danielbarrera1931

Жыл бұрын

He's a clown since then, that's why he never accomplished to be the best player in the world

The Zidane headbutt just never ever gets old 🤣

@paulharper4196

2 жыл бұрын

I was on holiday in ibiza when that happened, watching the match at the hotel

@muhammadrafli.

2 жыл бұрын

Very iconic

@someonesomewhere1600

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure I'd seen it til now. I vaguely think I did a long time ago. To be honest, I don't know much about Zidane as a player because I focus on the premier league. But I'm trying to catch up on great players from other countries. I LOVE Ronaldinho. Magical skills. And of course Messi and Ronaldo. That's why Champions League is so great. So many legends have to play each other. Man Utd forever! :-) Cheers

@panoskasaris6523

2 жыл бұрын

This move made my respect for Zidane go higher

@nova-san5525

2 жыл бұрын

@@panoskasaris6523 Same, thanks Zizou for giving us the cup 😍

The Suarez and Messi one is legendary 😂💫

@logicmakeshiphop8846

2 жыл бұрын

Messi is such a bum tho - he is the kind of dude that never gets in a fight for his mates, but as soon his friends has won the fight he comes out with insults like he was the one making the most

@wayne.cc9

2 жыл бұрын

Nahh zlatan one is legendary bro roasted the shit outta him

@yadsalih620

2 жыл бұрын

IKR it was so hilarious

@benjaminsarcofilms

2 жыл бұрын

@@logicmakeshiphop8846 lol you all need more football gringos pata dura

@RockYourrMind

2 жыл бұрын

@@wayne.cc9 @Raaid Akram Jabeer Most legendary is Zidane on the WC final

Emiliano Martinez is the only goalkeeper that can catch a penalty while talking. GENIUS!

@inzaghiscornsalad7034

Жыл бұрын

okay that man is pure magic. Even today argentina partially won cause of him.

@yakubkayal4370

Жыл бұрын

@@inzaghiscornsalad7034 totally agree

@naturalbby1722

Жыл бұрын

@@inzaghiscornsalad7034 YES HUNDRED

@Boldipie

Жыл бұрын

@@inzaghiscornsalad7034 honestly yeah, his save at 120+ minutes in a 1 on 1 against Kolo Muani practically saved Argentina. Had he not saved it France would be champions. Most clutch save I’ve ever seen

@smtandearthboundsuck8400

Жыл бұрын

The fraud who took 2 goals in 1 min? France’s team just sucked ass for 80 minutes

I'm an all time Messi fan. But that shirt thing was SAVAGE, good one CR7

@idonthavh1n166

Жыл бұрын

What does being a Messi fan have anything to do with liking that clip? Weird dude.

@javiermontiel4485

Жыл бұрын

@@idonthavh1n166 Maybe... Cuz he doesn't like CR7? 🤡

@idonthavh1n166

Жыл бұрын

@@javiermontiel4485 Again, what does Messi have to do with that at all? He's completely irrelevant to that clip. Moron.

@firezero2840

Жыл бұрын

@@idonthavh1n166 maybe.. to show he respects both messi and ronaldo?

@hemaanggupta8183

Жыл бұрын

@@idonthavh1n166 maybe to get likes Due to this shit trend of saying these type a things

7:11 whoever criticizes Julio Cesar for saying that doesn’t understand anything. In an interview a few days ago he said he told him “Don’t shoot hard in the middle piece of shi*”. Plus he was only joking and playing with Zlatan cuz when they both played together they were good friends.

@SportTribe90

2 жыл бұрын

👍

@darioroman1122

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@thanosnoctem4473

2 жыл бұрын

Why isn't this pinned lol?

@inchyokk

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Derby that stuff is going to happen. Simple banter. They eventually still lost 4-2 despite zlatans trash talk

@eduardopereira4225

2 жыл бұрын

That's true. You watched Perrone's video...😉

zlatan is such a legend. I love how he gets pissed with just one person and will laugh about it with his teammate, he doesn't get pissed with the team just the player that deserves it.

@eduardopereira4225

2 жыл бұрын

Everything in miliseconds...

@mori3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabiodelafuentes Hi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on KZread because I can not transfer messages from KZread to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on KZread. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧😧😧😧

@l0l023

2 жыл бұрын

Hes from the ghetto

@mori3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@l0l023 My dear friend, I'm sorry you did not read my message completely or unfortunately you do not understand what I am saying. I am suffering. I am in torment and I hope you understand. Thank you 😧😟😞

@mori3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwerty-cf8qr Hello dear friend, I beg you, I beg you, please, please, please read my message in full, maybe you could help me, this is a great favor for a human being, thank you very much 😧😟😞

2:56 - Messi with his now trademark "Bobo" xD

@drawhanidraw

Жыл бұрын

The insult "bobo" belongs to Messi now 🤣

@JustKrin

Жыл бұрын

I'm happy more people are learning that word. Such a simple but useful "insult"

If you try to trash-talk Zlatan 😂 you really have no interest of living anymore at that point

@fablucia

Жыл бұрын

Yep, its just plain suicide 😅

@xcept7355

Жыл бұрын

Suicide can be fast at least this is worse

@Maxtherocketguy

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@SlimReaper96

14 күн бұрын

Lukaku would kill him kid if things were serious..

Messi is just goated lol he probably heard the keeper talking smack to Suarez and decided to assist him to get the goal just to get back at him😂 that’s a teammate right there

@richardshiindi1604

2 жыл бұрын

For real one of my favourite duos in football

@Kingkoofy

2 жыл бұрын

GK was being a dick to messi as well

@d.bcooper2271

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardshiindi1604 Ineista and Xavi

@mori3327

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardshiindi1604 Hi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on KZread because I can not transfer messages from KZread to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on KZread. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧😧😧😧

@crazyhacker9716

2 жыл бұрын

@@mori3327 huh?

5:15 Neymar talking about wasting time 😂😂

@DonGolazo_

2 жыл бұрын

and Suarez complaining about diving. UEFAlona players back at it again xD

@inawinchester

2 жыл бұрын

Needs one to know one

@Winjago-

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonGolazo_ vardrid

@oceanfive8201

Жыл бұрын

@@DonGolazo_ neymar is South America and so is Suarez, uefa is the competition they play so u make no sense.

@Z3roPurge

Жыл бұрын

@@oceanfive8201 dude dafuq are you talking xD The uefa is no competition ist an association. Uefalona is a reference to the Luck Barca received from refs in competitions HELD BY the Uefa. thats something even non madird fans now and think thats very suspicious

Martinez one is classic love that man 😂

One player: does nothing Other player: acts like he got a black eye Ref: **gives One player the red card**

@TheRealDreamVoidYT

Жыл бұрын

That’s just..

@therogueflamingphoenix1038

7 ай бұрын

Correct!

Bruh that's the highest level of disrespect I've ever seen. Someone hugging you after they violated you ☠️

@bigboyx9006

2 жыл бұрын

Ronaldo bruv 😂😂

@dannyclub09

Жыл бұрын

I know right, it's like he insulted him then thought "shit, forgot about my public image" and had to downplay it as a joke. Would've respected him more if he'd just been a dick and carried on.

@andrea3mila

Жыл бұрын

Well, "that guy" is Florenzi and he scored later in that match. In Cristiano's face. You can look that up here on KZread. Juventus lost that game by the way.

@supremedak_god619

Жыл бұрын

@@andrea3mila suiiii

@andrea3mila

Жыл бұрын

@@supremedak_god619 ridiculous

4:50 even if you don't speak the language, we all know what Neymar was saying here 😂😂

@AsafeFialho

Жыл бұрын

Poota 🤣

The fact that Neymar takes up like 1/4 of the video is hilarious 🤣🤣

@Moon_Sh0t_X1

Жыл бұрын

GOAT

"Bad smell" is the dumbest roast you can say in this context. Hey Ding Dong, you all are sweating.

@bbelinay

Жыл бұрын

literally yes

@michelannesophie5435

Жыл бұрын

Can be sweaty and still smells good

@cloudcampos4555

Жыл бұрын

@@michelannesophie5435 you can also fart glitters I suppose.

@wasa09872

Жыл бұрын

@@h654bx1u8hk 1:24

@charles2521

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he was not roasting, just telling the truth.

1:09 I finally understand this legendary moment

@felixsunshine8782

2 жыл бұрын

3:02 what's his name? I forgot it😭

@chinabot6954

2 жыл бұрын

@@felixsunshine8782 Suarez?

@felixsunshine8782

2 жыл бұрын

@@chinabot6954 Omg yes thank u so muchhhhhh

@fireaa1060

2 жыл бұрын

@@felixsunshine8782 bruh

@DSSPrxYeRzZ

Жыл бұрын

@@felixsunshine8782 it’s Pau Lopez.

4:19 haha savage 😂😂😂 even his teammate couldnt control his laugh

@Valverde-rh1wm

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg what a name

@AUNI2011

Жыл бұрын

@@Valverde-rh1wm MOST BRUTAL PLAYER BRO HAVE I EVER SEEN IN JUVENTUS

Never thought i'd laugh so hard at footballers 💩 talking abt each other 😂

6:30 is the best one 😂 love when they laugh it off

1:58 This one was the best, IDK why nobody is talking about it in the comments 😅

@ravivagh9772

Жыл бұрын

Yeah are you gonna cry now 😂😂 good acting also 😂

Martinez and Messi is the legendary duo in Argentina! They even have the same initials lmao

When that goalie said "I know you", he wasn't lying.

@MonkeSquid69

Жыл бұрын

Damn u don’t know who joe hart is?

Diego Costas trash talking and dirty play was umatched. LEGEND

4:31 was the funniest part in my opinion

@SportTribe90

2 жыл бұрын

👍

@chihiro668

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@timmyggztv

2 жыл бұрын

Messi the🐐☄

@faa1412

Жыл бұрын

There was nothing funny about that guy spitting in that other guy's face. Had he done that to me, I would have been benched the rest of that day or suspended, because I would have knocked him TF out.

“18 years old and you dive like that”Ansu Fati very hilarious

@tonypleshe6838

Жыл бұрын

I laugh 😂 so hard common 18 years old and you dive like that 🤷‍♀️😂

Zlaten such a cutie hugging the opposing teammate

3:01 the smile tho...says it all...

2:45 Savage Messi🥶

@facundogrilli8665

2 жыл бұрын

he actually tells him "speak now, fool"

@rashidrahman7998

2 жыл бұрын

@@confirmed1778 already lost since ronaldo left madrid

@longjunior7638

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Ronaldo bro

3:08 this whole thing with messi joining, its just amazing.

@surendrareddy419

2 жыл бұрын

But I think it's Suarez's mistake

@BilalKhan-fu6no

2 жыл бұрын

He stepped on messis leg too same match the gk is a kunt

@BilalKhan-fu6no

2 жыл бұрын

And messi scored a freekick then suarez celebrated on his face lol

@timmyggztv

2 жыл бұрын

Messi the🐐

@Kevin-xi3mt

2 жыл бұрын

@@BilalKhan-fu6no what game

"You want my shirt?" That Ronaldo 😹

And they said women are the emotional one🤣🤣😂😂

“I can’t score against you, yea?” Keeper must feel humiliated 😭😂😂😂

I consider this video as one of my birthday gifts so far today😂😂, Great Job

@BaDbOy-wj1ii

2 жыл бұрын

Hbd mate

@profmerlinpants

2 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday man.

@uchihanarutohd6407

2 жыл бұрын

Hbd fam!

@Vin-ip3jd

2 жыл бұрын

Hbd

@dipolasoju8912

2 жыл бұрын

Hbd bruh

Suarez one was pretty satisfying 😂 even messi talked his shit and the goalie probably laughed at himself like damn I just got shit on by two legends 😂

"U want my shirt?" Hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣

3:00 that’s actually funny

Imagine being told to shower by Diego Costa

@elreycharmeleon7522

2 жыл бұрын

Is like being told to not waste time by Neymar Jr., huh

@dank4454

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@magnum4478

2 жыл бұрын

I bet Diego smell bad idk why he looks stinky

@mrjonathan1117

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being told you smell of body odour playing a 90 minute game of football

@Ali19391

Жыл бұрын

I would like to tell Diego imagine not sweating in a football match you lazy dog

[1:49] “le salió chiquito pero picoso” I cant 😂

@bozobozolol

Жыл бұрын

dude are you spanish or korean

@bozobozolol

Жыл бұрын

oh nvm you are one of those kpop people

@yeyosilver7067

Жыл бұрын

@@bozobozolol Bro what ? Spanish and english Tf

@osofatreborn9568

Жыл бұрын

No offense but she looks Korean, knows Spanish, talks English, and watches kpop.

@qnsoss

Жыл бұрын

@@bozobozolol neither of those

What I think they said (this is just a guess dont take it too seriously) 0:40 Ronaldo: Shhhh! You're short who keeps keeps talkin' sh**. Shorty. I'm sorry, it was just a joke. I'm sorry you're not short. 1:00 Neymar: Stand the f*** up. Stand up, stand the f*** up. *claps hands* He's being racist to me, he's racist. 1:43 Miazga: *Best roast ever* Who raised you? Well she failed raising, short little Mexican.

That was amazing. I didn’t know how talkative they could be 🤪

@Bella-wp7wz

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know anything about football, what does diving mean?

@SebChavez

Жыл бұрын

@@Bella-wp7wz Intentionally falling or trying to look hurt to make the foul seem way worse than it actually was.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's best words:- I have more goals than your appearance🤣🤣

Suarez complaining about somebody diving is hilarious

imagine messi calling you a jerk 😧

@user-ri6lc7hf7b

Жыл бұрын

Dutchman spotted

@ThrustersX

Жыл бұрын

and? 😊

@morgiri9512

Жыл бұрын

Messi stand up for surze

@cringebro3173

11 ай бұрын

Messi isn’t a jerk lol wtf is your point

@PheseantNetsuke

9 ай бұрын

that means you are one

😂😂 I always find it funny when people who dive frequently have the nerve to complain about people diving (neymar, ronaldo, Suarez, bosquets etc)

@chihiro668

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@aidenmccarthy7865

2 жыл бұрын

Right cause Ronaldo said that

6:49 that scared the sh__ out of my soul

Lol the way Ronaldo gave him a hug

😂never knew Neymar could get to this much trouble

2:18 love the way how Edson Alvarez comes in to level his height.

@TheICEDoutking

2 жыл бұрын

I just commented that too haha he should mess with someone his own size and he just did

@felixsunshine8782

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheICEDoutking 3:02 what's his name? I forgot it😭

6:35 "you are nervous?" "No I'm not"--> The typical answer of nervous people. Lol...

@AUNI2011

Жыл бұрын

Bro wtf wrong minute's.

@AUNI2011

Жыл бұрын

Just be careful bro

@AUNI2011

Жыл бұрын

Don't be tooo nervous in the youtube comment section .

1:26 I laughed soooo hard!!!

This is like siblings fighting🤣🤣🤣

We need this legend back at KZread ASAP

Hahaha the verbal argument between Barton and Zlatan 😂😂😂😂 This is great

Zlatans trash talk is just something else man I swear 😂💀

00:56 I really began laughing suddenly😅😅

0:42 says "sei troppo piccolo per parlare" which means "you're too small to talk"

I feel for short people 😂 seems to be the favorite insult.

Zlatan cracks me up.

5:50 just neymar things 😂

“Humans don’t compare them to lions” Classic Zlatan

@someonesomewhere1600

2 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering if he was suspended or fined for yelling at that ref in the tunnel. He may have had a point but he took that too far. Some refs aren't great, but if you go overboard you're just undermining the game. There are refs I don't like, but I admit that it is such a difficult job -- and somebody's going to hate you each week.

@evoke97

2 жыл бұрын

cringe

@SportTribe90

2 жыл бұрын

👍

@timmyggztv

2 жыл бұрын

Messi the🐐

@thanosnoctem4473

2 жыл бұрын

@@evoke97 That's what she said

Zlatan being zlatan😂🤣

2:28 I always thought that advertisement was standing up

Ronaldo telling "Do you want my shirt? " Is the best thing in this video.

Trash talking is known for its Zlataning. 😂

I can’t believe we went through all those trash talk penalties and we didn’t get to see the “chip me bro, you’re a good player” 😭🤣😭🤣

Im a madrid fan but seeing suarez score on the keeper talking shit made me happy and you can tell messi really wanted suarez to score

Them checking each other's shirts and pretending to not know who the other is was my favorite part. I don't watch this sport but it is funny that tall dude was hilarious. So was the other guy shrugging lol they did a Mariah 'I don't know her'

@fernandojuarez329

7 ай бұрын

That shit was hilarious🤣🤣🤣

2:54 The most funny scene everr

@AUNI2011

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@mr.gameandwatchoilpanicove452

Жыл бұрын

My favorite

7:49 Messi saying "dance now" in spanish "BAILA, BAILA, BAILA AHORA" 🤣

2:41 Suarez doesn't say loser he says "imbécil" which is more like "dickhead", I would recognize an uruguayan insulting 🤭

Miazga got real quiet when Alvarez went up to him

@pineapplestraws329

Жыл бұрын

love alvarez

0:37 "we are too good for this country " ~ zlatan

@felixsunshine8782

2 жыл бұрын

3:02 what's his name? I forgot it😭

@matthewpatrick7964

2 жыл бұрын

@@felixsunshine8782 saeurez

At 4:25 you can see Zlatan be both a trashtalker and incredibly charming at the same time😂

@ErinJeanette

7 ай бұрын

3:23

3:49 legendary 😂

I love how Ronaldo calls that guy a midget and he’s taller than Messi. He wouldn’t dare disrespect the GOAT with that.

@henrik5284

Жыл бұрын

Ronaldo and Messi respect each other a lot, see all the interviews etc.

"I have more goals than your appearances.." That one was a violation🤣🤣

3:44 Mesii:Get out You jerk 😂😂😂 best revenge from Suarez

@AYUSH-yq4ov

2 жыл бұрын

Its 3 20

@pupssss6

Жыл бұрын

It’s 2:53

Neymar telling someone to get up 🤣😂

'I have more goals than your appareance here' Lmao savage

Neymar is really skilled 😂

The mad thing is that what Zlatan said about him having more goals than Zapata’s appearances is true.

@nicedoppy2077

7 ай бұрын

...bcause is oldeer than zapata and bcause of that got obviously more chances and timee in mediocre leagues but in a face to face competition in serie A Zapata has made more goals that idiot zlatan....bsides zapata was right saying to him why is acting like a stupid child simulating a foul in front of the VAR´s cameras....

Brief of this video , zlatan and neymar love to fight 🤣👋

1:26 still dived and ended this whole man's career lmao

Love how Messi always have Suarez back

@tomatoisnotafruit5670

Жыл бұрын

they are best friends

2:03 🌝😂😂😂

Zlatan in the beginning definitely set the bar for the rest of the video! 😂😂 “This sh*t country doesn’t deserve PSG”

Ronaldo calling him a midget, then asking him if he was mad, then giving him a hug is my favorite.