100% UK legal EDC? i was expecting you to have a belt with a bag of balloons and a hug attached.

@itoldyou6169

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, those balloons are dangerous. One might pop and startle a trans person into jumping in front of a car

@harrylawson6293

6 жыл бұрын

“Oi, you got a loicense for those balloons?!”

@yeetspageet5679

6 жыл бұрын

+Harry Lawson I was 17 at the time when I went with my sister to get some party poppers. I was fucking ID'd. You need to be 16 to buy them and have ID.... I looked 19.

@j.c5829

4 жыл бұрын

Just poke a road man and you will get 27 more holes in you

@StuWright

4 жыл бұрын

lolz

Most entertaining EDC video I've seen in ages.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Iain Cheyne thank you very much one tries ones best, I have a few more videos on my channel and plans for some more, hope you enjoy

Dude, you are so freaking hilarious! I could not stop laughing and smiling while watching this, please keep it up! So happy to see you have more than just 14 subscribers now too. ;-)

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

A late response I seem to focus my attention on silencing the trolls, thanks for the NICE comment

That was funny as hell I was shocked to hear you don't go out much 😂

How in the world have you not got more subscribers?! I just found you and I'm in love! Lol

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

sweetnawesome23 lm suffering today with a frightful sniffle and your comment has cheered me right up

@sweetnawesome23

6 жыл бұрын

Awww just read this! Hope you're all better now, I've had the sniffle too, just getting over it

Ok, I think I fell in love with the entertainment of this and yet, seriousness of the topic.

This channel and you are AMAZING!

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel sones you have posted my second positive comment today my head is swelling!

@DanSones

6 жыл бұрын

Woodenmonkey I can imagine you will get a lot more! You certainly deserve them

cant say ive ever seen salt in an edc vid before

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

b33lze6u6 I am a very unique individual

@echolessowl

5 жыл бұрын

You profile picture made that comment hilarious ngl

@ccmogs5757

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like coke to me :)

The UK is so buggered. That's how you say it, yes?

This is the most entertaining edc review I have ever had pleasure of viewing. Thanks and keep up the excellent work.

I love the way you approach your videos. Laid back, playful, not scary serious. Great!

poor UK people, just have toys to protect your life... so sad...

@johnkyle4384

6 жыл бұрын

pOWder.40 because people don’t go about shooting up schools or movie theatres...

@Jcraft153

6 жыл бұрын

We dont have to protect our lives. We spend 100% of our day relaxed because our "stupid" politicians banned guns. No school shootings here!

@yeetspageet5679

6 жыл бұрын

+jADEc no only acid attacks and knife attacks that the knife laws in no way protect us from.

@tomcatt1824

5 жыл бұрын

They let it happen,, just like we R letting it happen in de USA..💩..

@dtcaptures1302

5 жыл бұрын

but since no one else has guns, we don't need guns to protect our selves.

ahhh i love this guy, youre so funny, yet so informative at the same time

You have a new subscriber, love your video! You have a lovely sense of humor!

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

Always good to hear

You are a fully certified legend sir.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Farid Herrera a legend, awesome

First vid of yours I've seen, and I've subbed bc your humor. Cheers mate

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the cult

im pretty sure you could be talking about the rice industry and i would still watch, you're hilarious

All youtubers need to be this damn good

Just blooming love it when he goes "No blade on here, Mr Constable"

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Haaris glad you find my waffling amusing.

Haha a very entertaining video Sir. I thank you for taking the time to make it and share it. Sounds like you have more then a few wacky laws to work around, but seems you have done it :) , and to that I say GOOD ON YA. ;) ATB MIC

That Lansky World Legal has always put me off, it's just huge and might spook the sheeple. Then again a knife is a knife is a knife.

Lmao funny gezza,had to sub,nice video.

By far the best edc video out there!!

Mate, your nuts! lol. Love your style. So refreshing and yeah you got another subscriber. Me! 🙂

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

Good to hear. I'm not the most prolific video producer but I will do more at some point

where did you get those steel holders for the torch etc, they look amazing

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

I made them with my own fair hand

Very funny video, now going to look for more recent videos.

Just seen this, entertaining as well as informative, look forward to watching another.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Trev Nowlan new videos are planned just need to get my arse in gear

Lmao...a little salt on your dead fox.....had me in stitches!

I know this is an odd request but I have the Gerber 800 but snapped the tip off my blade which looks like you removed and replaced with the saw I was wondering if you were interested in selling it is as you say could ask Gerber

New favourite edc youtuber

Comic value is amazing!! You sir should have 1000s of subs! +1 from me!

I do enjoy a multi tool. My advice on the leatherman's is a good oiling every so often. I had an issue with mine

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

I always keep my tool well lubed

mate gotta say it you made laugh hard when you was going through the illegal knife to the legal beast knife and finished it with ...Welcome to the UK.. good stuff.. you should be a comedian :)

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

josh hunter it always brightens my day to receive a nice comment

@meltdownzero

6 жыл бұрын

no worries mate look forward to more vids all the bests

I wish you still made videos.

This was the funniest edc video ive ever seen lmfao

Great commentary

Very amusing. I also had a good experience with Gerber after my expensive folder fell apart. It did take many months of back and forth, because of the ole Corvid, but the new unit seems even better than the original.

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

I'm always sinical when they say "life time warranty" but they actually stayed true to their word

I would think that some people would find you annoying, but to me you’re just the most loveable edc reviewer I’ve ever seen.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

bageldog_ reading the first part of that comment I thought oh here we go but it was actually quite heart warming

I really love my Journeyer, but the clip sucks. The screws stick up *waaay* too far and tear up my pocket.

I would probably not go out much over there either, weapon 'free' country old chap. Surprised that tactical pen hasn't been challenged.

From 14 to 230 odd subscribers, nice video, you’re hilarious 😂

Salt's been banned, in case you throw it at somebody else's heart! Fiendishly clever!

Dude you are hilarious!!

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

Much appreciated

@parrishinvestigations952

5 жыл бұрын

No problem!! I'm sorry to hear things in the UK are so messed up.

Loved it and subscribed

That was superb

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Sharpe happy to hear

This really made me laugh 😂

Are fixed blade knives, and forks legal in the UK ? If not, How could anyone purchase kitchen knives ?

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

You can buy a kitchen knife if you have ID to prove you are 18 or over

Ok let’s see the updated version? Now that Covid-19 is here.I’m in the process of making my own Canadian version after seeing this it’s a great idea and fun!

What do you do if you have a really big roast to careve for dinner?

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Jeanette McCreery we travel into international waters carve it there then bring it home

This is awesome! Edc belt !

Mmmmmm fox n beans

Im not from the U.K I'm from the US, Virginia to be exact, but aren't chefs knives like super regulated over there too? And even sharp butter knives are locked up and you have to be 21 to purchase?

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

itscold we haven't gone as far as locking cutlery in glass cabinets but yes you must be over 18

How have you only got 33 subs? You're a wee bit funny lad.

Piggly Wiggly😂😭😂😭

Thankfully I live in the USA and a good state. This was entertaining. Sometimes even here I have to wonder how these representatives can honestly have these ridiculous conversations about things like this, and keep a straight face!

Have you checked out the old timer landshark knife? Should be UK legal and it's become one of my favorite knives here in the states.

Great, now I want fox and beans 🦊🥫

Good thing you have the coppers looking out for your best interests. Without those restrictions, who knows when one of you Brits would become the next Jack the Ripper. But seriously, nice EDC. The salt may cause the authorities to soil themselves until they run tests on it.

@hugebartlett1884

5 жыл бұрын

What coppers? I live in a seaside resort in Cornwall where the local police station has been recently closed down,and so one cannot speak to anyone except by telephone,if you can ever get through.I don't see a policeman all week,only just the occasional police car passing through the town.The only law enforcement we have is what we do for ourselves.

Get a Mr fire x mini fire extinguisher. Works kinda like pepper spray, irritated the eyes and respiratory system but is not at all considered a weapon, or a trvel size can of body spray

G shock is the one. Before I got mine I had a cheaper Seconda, very similar but before the warranty ran out on that the battery needed replacing and they couldn't repressurise it, faulty winder seal. Seconda gave me a new watch but! the hands are off and rattling around inside in less than a year, giving me some Gee didn't expect that Shock. I should have got the G Shock in the first place which has been faultless for a year and a half now. I like the hip flask idea but i'll stick with the rock salt block because it's got the electrolyte minerals. Very entertaining video.

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

I have replaced the battery on my gshock, did it myself and have been swimming in the sea and in the pool with no water ingress

@fdghn4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@woodenmonkey6447 I bought mine for when I am sea Kayaking, but aren't these G Shock's pressurised? mine says water resistant to 20bar.

most best video ive seen

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Dooley most best comment I've ever had, much appreciated

Very entertaining, make more videos

Buen video👍

every time you said roadkill fox i started laughing. my family is asleep...

I just want those of us who live in the US to take this a reminder to CALL OUR CONGRESSMEN and discuss our second amendment.

@twotubefamily9323

4 жыл бұрын

Yes remind them we DONT have mass muders of children in uk

Wow, all my knives lock when opened. But when i go out to run errands or work, i carry a 3" tanto knife, a keychain pepper spray and a loaded .45 ACP 1911 or springfield armory 9mm XD with 2 spare mags.

@woodenmonkey6447

3 жыл бұрын

How do you open stubborn packaging with a 9mm?

@dennishanes9728

3 жыл бұрын

@@woodenmonkey6447 sometimes a stubborn package just needs a lil coercion to open up. lol

You can always go the fk em route when it comes to folders, it helps if you can do a Hussein Bolt as well

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Jas Ward I have gone fully legal twice so far this year I normally carry the benchmade and the surge, as for running from the police officer constable I would struggle to outrun an obese sloth

You sound like the classic audio book voice

Salt is good for getting rid of cramp and lactic acid.

Ha, ha. Your vid cracked me up buddy. Good stuff. ATB, Des

Funny. Piggly Wiggly is a grocery store in Kentucky : )

You have a good tv voice. Did you use to do voice overs for Bob the Builder and Thomas Train?

That's cute.. my son has the same set up that he plays outside with.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Paul None Ya you let your son "play" with a turboflame lighter? CHILD SERVICES!!!!!

@it3897

3 жыл бұрын

None- Ya-Dam you mean that 40 year old son of urs that still lives in the basement and you only let him outside to play with edc gear...Thats cute..

CLASSIC.

1) I agree this was VERY funny and a fun change of pace of my favorite types of videos 2) in regards to the G-Shock melting; that's crazy the crystal is "mineral crystal" so in other words they're glass. I angle grind with my current G-Shock on all the time and have never had any issues with sparks; I DO have a nasty scratch across the front of it from a diamond on my wife's ring though. Be well love the videos glad to be subscriber #463

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Smith I must just have bad luck with angle grinders because last weekend I melted a hole in my favourite twenty year old fleece jumper (relegated to work wear by the wife)

@jmsmith1767

6 жыл бұрын

Oh sir I also have some awful angle grinder luck. I have had more then a few tshirts wrapped around an angle grinder

very entertaining video - love the sense of humour and 'campness' - (sorry) subbed :-)

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Sir Cumference campness? I hadn't though of myself as camp but I did have a guy leave a comment asking if I was gay........ Dear god!..... I love cock...... How will I tell my wife and kids

You have one more subscriber now

That is like rambos belt

@ScottMProductions29

4 жыл бұрын

Clarkys Cutters Do you mean bambi’s belt.😁

my edc is a glock 23 w 3 mags a streamlight pro tac and a ken onion kershaw. if i was you id catch the next ride out

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

C Moore I too would rock a glock given the chance

Ha ha ha ha twating my phone on the bench😂😂😂😂😂

That was fun.....silly ...but fun!!!

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Vespa Davidson you may well enjoy my other fun...... Silly...... But fun videos

@vespadavidson2315

6 жыл бұрын

Woodenmonkey . Thank you. I did and I do. Good stuff!

@vespadavidson2315

6 жыл бұрын

Woodenmonkey Hope you can keep it up....I’m going to subscribe!

Looks like a coppers belt. So Sonny why you carrying all that gear round then?

Hilarious. What was the wrench, completely missed the name.

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

It's a topeak ratchet rocket pro RX

You are funny my day thinks

Quite an insightful video, sir! Lol! I do really find the difference between US and U.K. laws very interesting. Do the same rules apply to first responders in your country? Or do you have an emergency first response system in place at all (volunteer or reserve)? Keep it up, sir! Have a wonderful day! Lol!

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Smith we do have volunteer fire fighters and the St John's ambulance I'm not sure if they carry knifes probably just a rescue hook and medical sheers

"Piggly Wiggleys" hehe

You would make a good story narrator

Feel sorry for u. I could not stand UK weapon laws, such bullshit, they make me sick! Im not comfortable unless i got a large blade and pistol with my EDC. Good to see you make the best of it. Thanks for the video.

@caveatrotters3324

6 жыл бұрын

Jared Lane I hope you're also comfortable with your 400% higher murder rate and frequent mass shootings in malls and cinemas and concerts and churches and schools etc. Like guns, and unnecessary and dubiously motivated carried weapons, we don't have those in the UK.

@Skyfall-sv8df

6 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS, emotional much? Think about this though, if what you claim about America is true (and its not) then why is everyone from all over the world so desperate to come here? Hummmm, why, why, hummm.... Oh, I know, its because the crap you said isnt true and America is still the best country in tbe world by a long shot, and far better then your country!! And feel free to call the second ammendment "dubious", freedom is something sheeple like you could never understand. Your freedoms come from your Goverment and they wont even trust you with a locking blade knife🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 But all fun aside, Im just thankful your goverment hasnt forced its male citizenry to undergo manditory castration, other wise you'd be defending that too....🤘

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

The castration isn't mandatory but I have volunteered

@Skyfall-sv8df

6 жыл бұрын

You got nothing to lose...

@DanielGonzalez-sp9xz

6 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS yet you guys just beat New York city in stabbings. Your laws don't keep you safe they make you soft targets. Criminals don't need guns when they can stab and hack away at innocent unarmed citizens who can't defend themselves properly because of senseless weapon laws.

Isn't the medical free in the UK? Maybe you should make an appointment!

@woodenmonkey6447

5 жыл бұрын

Already been assessed but there was nothing they could do for me

Hilarious, entertaining 👍

This guy is hilarious

sounds like kenny everett

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

Craig Paardekooper all in the best possible taste

Hilarious....very entertaining....got me all Sub'd up

Come on across the pond brother...know freedom and live your your life. You are welcome sir.

OI OI OI You got a license for that knife

So you admit to carry a salt device ?

what is the brand of your torch and your torch clip

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

salutaryape the torch an Incendio by Lumapower I bought it in 2011, but its belt clip sheeth thing is a shed special

@itsgareth2053

6 жыл бұрын

thank you

Do you actually wear this belt a walking about? Absolute legend.

@woodenmonkey6447

2 жыл бұрын

Every day, maybe three or four times a year if I nip out and can't be bothered to swap it over but I guarantee you I will need it

And now you have another subscriber.

@woodenmonkey6447

6 жыл бұрын

The Macabre Gamer 205 and counting

Are those leatherman raptor scissors even legal ? They lock 🤭 I only carry a light and squirt ps4 on the keys