That French accent was… 𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉

@hugocomicsans3083

10 ай бұрын

Magnifique!

@_froppy_

6 ай бұрын

​@@hugocomicsans3083𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓮

@cecillewolters1995

6 ай бұрын

How do you type cursive?

@lovelysakurapetalsyt

5 ай бұрын

​@@cecillewolters1995Online generators or keyboards that have fonts

@YourEverydayGuy2

4 ай бұрын

Look up cursive font generator should be a website where you type in text and it turns it into cursive then you do the ol’ reliable ctrl c ctrl v

Story 16: "No hablo inglés" followed by "gracias señor" is gold comedy timing! 🤣

@JanMaynz

21 күн бұрын

I mean, you can understand a language without speaking it...

Last story: Napoleon is purported to have said, "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."

@ericb3157

3 ай бұрын

i think that is originally by Sun Tzu...

@Kings_Dylan

Ай бұрын

@@ericb3157I bet you got that from a source called youtube comments

@megahellreaper

Ай бұрын

@@ericb3157 No, actually. I looked it up, and while there is a source claiming that it's a quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War, it doesn't include any specifics in where exactly that's quoted, meanwhile there are multiple specific examples from the era that state Napoleon said this quote, in multiple settings even. Seems it was one of his favourites.

Sat on the jury of a trial where a guy was accused of molesting his daughters. His wife took the stand for the prosecution and "accidentaly" revealed he was or had been under another investigation. Instant mistrial. The guy was looking quite guilty and to this day i beleive she knew what she was doing.

I had an older relative who in his 20s had a small kitchen fire (damaged some cabinet covers) in an apartment they were renting, and that led to a small court case as each side blamed the other (tenant and owner). The lawyer for the apartments was quite confident and put up a bunch of large posters of floor plans and clearly had some big rationale to present on why it was the tenants fault. His first questions was “so, Mr. (Name)….is this a floor plan of your apartment?” To which my relative said “No….that looks the layout of one of the other one bedroom floor plans, but mine is completely different.” That took a lot of the air out of his argument, as he tried to work around the fact that he based his theory on the wrong floor plan and the kitchen layout was very different. and my relative won the case.

@Allantitan

Ай бұрын

Yeah I thought the fact that a 1 bedroom apartment is completely different from let’s say an efficiency or even a 2 bedroom was common sense

Hey Barry, how you doing Oh I'm great Jason, how are you? Lawyer: what the fuc... Barry: I may be going to prison but that's no reason to be rude.

@Helladamnleet

2 ай бұрын

Contrary to how the movies make it look big time drug dealers don't typically hold completely innocent people accountable for things like what was portrayed in the story. Like, Jason didn't know Barry was a king pin, and Barry knows he was going down either way and it wouldn't have helped either party if Jason lied about knowing him.... As a client.

@lilybruggeman9634

11 күн бұрын

​@@Helladamnleet If anything, saying hi could have actually helped him. He could complain about ineffective council and potentially gotten a better lawyer

just a note. You cannot know when a puerto rican is actually puertorican. We'll be looking asian, from the USA, african, it's a mixed raced. You know that someone is puertorican when you show them a trash cans and they say 'safacón', because we're the only ones to call trash cans that way.

@GhostBear3067

4 ай бұрын

The Amtrack line was gold, though😂

@JoshSweetvale

2 ай бұрын

Pretty is what y'all look like. Genetic diversity is attractive. Science!

@Angie......

Ай бұрын

​@@JoshSweetvale aw, thanks!

@GhostBear3067

Ай бұрын

@Angie...... in my experience I can usually tell when my first reaction to them speaking to me in Spanish (I understand and speak a little) is asking them to please slow down. 😅😰😖

I've been to multiple courthouses across my state and have never once been patted down. Like an airport, you out your stuff in the bin for the xray and walk through the metal detector. Even if the detector beeps (belt buckle, in my case), you just get a pass over with the handheld detector to verify what set it off. All the security guards I've ever dealt with have been super chill.

I have to assume the “Hi Barry” was deliberate to trigger the knee-jerk cordial reply 😅 Or the defendant really didn’t give an f at that point

@DanStaal

Ай бұрын

The defendant had probably figured that the lawyer had completely failed convince anyone that he didn't know the motel owner, so why not.

Most courts just have a metal detector, so you're unlikely to get patted-down. Your bags go through an X-ray scanner. My wife accidentally forgot to leave her taser in the car once, so we ditched it in the bushes outside the courthouse and we picked it up when leaving

@jordananderson2728

2 ай бұрын

Most courthouses will allow you to surrender any such weapons with the sheriffs at the front door and then pick them up later so you didn't necessarily even need to hide it in the bushes.

The answer is - no you don't get patted down before going in to court (unless you were brought there from the jail via the police). You go through a metal detector, which will usually catch weapons like guns or knives, but little plastic baggies of drugs wouldn't set it off.

Some courtrooms might pat you down, but I think most just have a metal detector.

Reminds me of a local guy who came to the test for his drivers license, by driving his dad's BMW. The newspaper article said that not only didn't get to take the test, but he needed to pay a colossal fee and was faced with charges.

I really enjoy this channel. Might I recommend a quick outro, so we know a video is about to end, if we're listening passively? I love to listen while gaming.

@erickpoorbaugh6728

10 ай бұрын

That would also stop the "other videos" overlay from covering up the text of the last story.

Keep rockin, love the factual stories and your way of expressing them! 👌

Your French accent was FANTASTIQUE MON AMI. I approve.

The accent… incredible. We’ll done, my man.🎉❤

Every time I've gone to court, I've just had to go through a metal detector. No patdown, just a wand if the walk-through detector goes off.

4:55 Classic Judge Judy dumb and dumber moment. There was no calculator in there ma'am. 5:33 🎵 Train on the water, boat on a track! 🎵

first story, fun fact; the farmer wasn't dropping live chickens. there's a reason the phrase "running around like a headless chicken' exists. farmer probably wasn't a psycho and was just letting the body 'cool off' on the ground after a normal butcher. google if you want more info, i am not going into details here.

@JoshSweetvale

2 ай бұрын

TLDR: Chickens evolved to have dead ones be a distraction for predators. Their nervous system can go on automatic, even without a head. ...now imagine if Dinosaurs could do that too. Specifically Theropods and Raptors. Zombie dinosaurs!

Not a lawyer, an expert witness. But the answer is asking a question that he didn’t know the answer to.

Was the first guy a member of PETA or something 😂

I've been to court and they definitely do not pat you down. You do have to walk through a metal detector though, so you have to/should take everything out of your pockets. But I have no clue why someone would take an illegal substance into court.

@JoshSweetvale

2 ай бұрын

You may or may not be patted down. Usually they don't, but you never know. Most gunpowder doesn't set off metal detectors (even if bullets do) and these days you can 3D-print derringers. One of these days a victim, their relative, or a perp out on bail will do something drastic. And then there's ceramic knives for the athletic. Security is always adjustable.

Napoleon was NOT French. He was born is Corsica, which was NOT part of France at the time of his birth.

why does your french accent sound like Lumière from beauty and the beast 😂😂

Here’s another historical one. If you watch The Fat Electrician, you’ll recognize this one Cassius Clay was an abolitionist. After giving a speech, there was an assassination attempt on his life. His Bowie knife’s sheath catches the assassin’s bullet, he draws said knife and starts rearranging his assailant’s face. Eventually, the assassin’s goons collect enough of their marbles back to pull Cassius off him before the Assassin was about to have his “facial features shoved up his ass” So the assassin takes him to court for “General Mayhem” as he figured that the first slice Cassius made them even. Cassius, meanwhile, calls on his cousin. His cousin’s entire argument was basically “I’m sorry, I thought this was America” And the judge ruled in Cassius’ favor!

Hi grate video 😊

They do not pat you down unless you set off a metal detector

For the fourth story the Second Court of Appeals is New York, Connecitcut and Vermont. This court is where thre US government has their civil cases, specifically the Southern New York District (Which covers the Five bouroughs and the three counties to their North.) So when we say its big time, its big time. Also the Court of Appeals is basically the last step before the US Supreme Court. If it gets here, their decision is final unless you think its a Consitutional question.

I’ve heard story 16 a few times & I’m only recently realizing the guy the judge thought couldn’t understand has the opposite problem, he can’t speak English I went to check Google Translate(not the best but it helped a little for guessing) & sure enough he’s saying “I do not speak English”

Warning for people sensitive to animal death: First story is about chickens. Skip forward to 1:05 if you don’t want to hear it. I didn’t want to hear it so I’m not sure what all it entails or how it ends. Just thought I’d put it out there in case someone else is more sensitive about those things! 💗

Story 15 kind of a win.

2:02 A true warrior.

after these cases I am wondering why they don't have concessions stands outside the courtrooms "POPCORN! GET YOUR HOT BUTTERED POPCORN HERE!!!"

The first one oh my god

As someone with a French background (French ancestry), I liked the accent.

Your french accent sounds like glass joe when he does his viva la france tell in the remaster.

I enjoyed the accent. :)

Why do you keep saying you have a discord server link when there is no link in the description?

@UnderSparked

10 ай бұрын

I'm shy

for god's sake man.... disclaimer please before that first story.... it hit me hard before i could stop the video and close it.

There are only three letters in the name Ney. How do you manage to get it wrong in different ways?

Hi berry Hi Jason how are you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Great accent

Where tf is the discord link?

𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉 French accent!

The accent was decent to my white American ears

Why fire the teacher?

What video game is that?

@Del_G

10 ай бұрын

Superflight

0:57 what? is your gender "I brutally kill chickens" or something???

For future reference, "hablo" is pronounced "ablo". In Spanish, you don't pronounce the H at the beginning of words.

So youll try asian lady accent, french guy accent, but still afraid to do black guy voice hmmm might as well just do them all bro stop dodging bullets

@dalerimoller272

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, but nobody gets mad over fake French or Asian accents. No one wants to be called a racist or upset anyone, so he’s being respectful so he doesn’t offend anyone who is sensitive or will just use it as a means to claim racism. Just let the man be. Lol 😆🙂☺️

@JoshSweetvale

2 ай бұрын

It's also because 'black guy' accents vary. You can go from Jamaican to full New Yorker indistinguishable from white folks to stereotypical California rapper. Not all white folks are rednecks and not all black folks are LA criminals. ...I'm saying you aught to be able to do a redneck acce(ya)nt, and an LA accent, and definitely a Carribean one!