imagine waking up parched at 3am and you proceed to your fridge to get a glass of water and see your neighbor making pizza with a gopro strapped to his head

@jerrodc85

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Paulus hahaha best comment here.

@sanikc6753

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Paulus i usually go to the bathroom to drink straight from the tap

@kevinpaulus9668

4 жыл бұрын

Sanik :c in florida you’d get lead poisoning if u do that :/

@Rohgamu

4 жыл бұрын

I can explain...

@jordanrodriguez6412

4 жыл бұрын

What's weird about that

POV: You're the rat on Kenji's head that controls his cooking

@indianasquatchunters

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good idea for a movie tbh

@bernardosax

4 жыл бұрын

this deserves more likes.

@seanduffy1420

4 жыл бұрын

Dawg this made me laugh so much thank you

@shirleysonsproductions6187

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is so underrated

@moguuera1197

4 жыл бұрын

@@silv1012 thanks hadn't heard of it before

Kenji: *Opens Fridge* **DOG HAS BEEN SPAWNED**

@Dum6y

3 жыл бұрын

Whomst has summoned the beast

@Kaze919

3 жыл бұрын

A wild Shabu appears!

@rowh1358

3 жыл бұрын

entity_DOG has awakened!

@ChaseMcCain81

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vibeman2377

3 жыл бұрын

what the dog doin?

Me: "I wonder why it's called Wrong Pizza?" Kenji: *reaches for tortillas* Me: "oooooh."

@toobi1720

3 жыл бұрын

no bcs of the pineapple

@zacharyswan4927

3 жыл бұрын

It's the pineapple.... Blasphemous

@jeyneroo

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyswan4927 your mistaken , that’s cursed pizza

@zacharyswan4927

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeyneroo RA'men

@zacharyswan4927

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeyneroo to a pastafarian is blasphemy. Words of FSM

*small gas fireball explodes* Kenji: “heh”

@hunde2430

4 жыл бұрын

Damn I love this comment

@-TheDarkestNight-

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes a part of the video that happend

@Lucas-lh2dg

4 жыл бұрын

1:23

@TonecrafteLuthiery

4 жыл бұрын

He was just about to light a paper towel on fire to light the burner too 🤣

@tpantazopoulos

4 жыл бұрын

Munchies

Waiting for a day for him to fail that tortilla toss and feed the dogs

@justbrandonll2773

4 жыл бұрын

Go to sleep its 4am

@simonefavaro3237

4 жыл бұрын

@@justbrandonll2773 your got time zoned

@_FrozenPotato_

4 жыл бұрын

Take 20:

@mauz791

4 жыл бұрын

Bet the dogs won't be able to catch it

@jere3604

4 жыл бұрын

@@justbrandonll2773 wake up its 3 pm

kenji: [opens fridge] dog: [teleports to the kitchen]

@homelesslukeskywalker7277

3 жыл бұрын

Most likely Classical conditioning by Pavlov. AP Psych taught me that.

@bezolsmate

2 жыл бұрын

“yes, I heard movement, and not surprisingly here I am. I’m gonna keep sniffing ur feet to let you know I’m still here and I won’t listen to any “no” because I can smell what you’re making and I need some of it”

I'm so comforted by the fact that Kenji is a renowned chef and yet his fridge looks alarmingly like my fridge

@otto_jk

2 жыл бұрын

Being a chef is not about the ingredients it's about how you use the ingredients you have

@foze5698

2 жыл бұрын

@@otto_jk *today we will be using a bottle of bleach and rat poison to make a beef Wellington*

@FeeeeeF

2 жыл бұрын

@@foze5698 would be great for a rat trap

@shravan1005

2 жыл бұрын

@@foze5698 did you make your comment specifically because of your pfp lmao it matches so well

@wooaahh23

Жыл бұрын

@@otto_jk I'm pretty sure hes talking about it being messy

Honestly this is my one of my dreams, imagine having such a nice kitchen with all these different types of cheeses and spices and stuff

@Dibo434

4 жыл бұрын

Or just say Imagine being a chef

@RedMin88

4 жыл бұрын

may be you live in Asia (i'm from Vietnam so i know) but in the States, most kitchens are very big.

@vordfur

4 жыл бұрын

backtothefuture1066 Sounds like a plan thanks hahah

@mya2852003

4 жыл бұрын

Having all that won't make a difference if you don't have knowledge and experience.

@bertobrb

4 жыл бұрын

if i had that it would all go in the trash because i wouldn't be able to eat it all before it expired

You get major HowToBasic vibes as Kenji is rummaging through the fridge, but then he actually goes and cooks a legitimate meal

@faultsville

3 жыл бұрын

YSAC vibes, eh?

@mikemekker2855

3 жыл бұрын

He's HowToAdvanced

@ZicajosProductions

3 жыл бұрын

And doesn’t destroy it with raw eggs

@bachmaninoff

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist : he is HowToBasic

@CJ-ir7hk

3 жыл бұрын

Skip it every couple seconds it’s basically him lol

This is fascinating. I’ve used a wheelchair my entire life, so it’s amazing to see a first-person view of everyday stuff: the ease of closing a drawer by bumping it with his hip, casually nudging stuff out of the way with his foot, etc.

Imagine being married to a guy and practically every night this dude wakes up and cooks some gourmet level food for himself in the kitchen

@martinszymanski2607

Жыл бұрын

i'd ask for double portions so i could have some, lol

Never before has the line between ingenuity and barbarism been so blurred.

@sarahruiz6553

3 жыл бұрын

Thats how you know its art

@johnnyb7497

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@TheILoveScotch

3 жыл бұрын

Flesh light

@SuperNinja-zg6hs

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact I'm the 666th like on this comment

@iammidas1616

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheILoveScotch valid point

The dog prolly a better cook than us by now.

@tony2shanks

4 жыл бұрын

true lol

@j_bailey11

4 жыл бұрын

He prolly knows more about cheeses and types of ham than I ever will

@julen5793

4 жыл бұрын

prolly

@peixearrombado

3 жыл бұрын

Prolly

@marsjoseph_7702

3 жыл бұрын

Prolly

My mans toaster out here probably costing more than my real oven

i love how he spontaneously tries every ingredient he works with

He deadass has a whole grocery store in his kitchen

@Lullette

4 жыл бұрын

How to survive coronavirus 101

@lorisbrussato7131

4 жыл бұрын

LuLu222 **how to survive no-no 101

@-TheDarkestNight-

4 жыл бұрын

@@lorisbrussato7131 no

@M53614

4 жыл бұрын

@@-TheDarkestNight- yes

@jsmoke8822

4 жыл бұрын

Fr 82 oranges 56 onions 100 grams of garlic powder 14 whole chickens like jesus...

It sure didn’t feel wrong to watch.

@miguelmartinez8189

4 жыл бұрын

User it’s wrong

@maanyashukla326

4 жыл бұрын

It's because you're a degenerate.

@Coolhalo

4 жыл бұрын

Pineapple

@oddacity5883

4 жыл бұрын

Maxence Ho On pizza

@quanghuynguyen6152

4 жыл бұрын

My man, you saw that pineapple? That's pure degeneracy

As some who makes tortilla pizzas on the regular, I can confirm that they’re underrated.

It probably sounds dumb but I’m nostalgic for this old kitchen. I know my way around two kitchens: mine, my parents’, and after Kenji’s early quarantine vids, I feel like I know this one too. I will continue to watch loyally as long as Kenji uploads, but weirdly enough, this is a special kitchen to me

i wish more chefs would record candidly on what's happening in their home kitchen like he does. you're spoiling us kenji!!!

@ShaggyDave27

4 жыл бұрын

M follow the ones you like on instagram corona is giving a glimpse into most chefs home kitchens

@dustinlamont9477

4 жыл бұрын

lol you'd see us half drunk getting home at midnight, eating some wretched leftovers (if you're lucky it might get microwaved first) while silently staring into space, then passing out to go back to work in eight hours

@indianasquatchunters

4 жыл бұрын

I already knew a bit about what some chefs prepared themselves by listening to other chefs during interviews. I remember Bourdain talking about the stuff he and his fellow chefs would make while at the restaurant or after a long shift. It was surprisingly mundane food. He said after hours of working they would make simple and filling food often times on the slightly unhealthy side and comforting. With these home videos we are seeing relatively simple and filling food. Though I wouldn’t say this stuff is unhealthy.

@ambotngababoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShaggyDave27 oh yeah i already do, i just don't want to watch them all the time in cellphone.

@ambotngababoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@dustinlamont9477 i hope you still find joy in cooking for yourself outside work, dustin.

The amount of onions this guy has

@cyberpanda3

4 жыл бұрын

The most versatile vegetable

@xPepito

4 жыл бұрын

The amount of food this guy has

@TimRodriguezz

4 жыл бұрын

Pepito facts I never a fridge like that

@m.raflys5916

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean onyo ?

@markusikast3132

4 жыл бұрын

Sintô potato?

Kenji: * cooks anything* Dogs: Whomst has awakened me!?!

These videos are so entertaining to watch, like even if your not hungry. This man can easily makes gourmet restaurant food items at his leisure just for like a chill meal, and records it for us. Straight up G.

Roommate: yo, I’m going to sleep This guy: ( furiously chops a shallot )

@crabapples1995

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine he does all this whilst his partner reads the kids a bedtime story. “Dad is smashing around in the kitchen as usual”.

@user-lm9oq6yw6n

4 жыл бұрын

It was garlic.

@jascal

4 жыл бұрын

Right?! I was like u making a lot of noise for the middle of the night sir...👀

@therealjif

4 жыл бұрын

Ham Salad There are many varieties of garlic, some of which have purple skin. It was garlic.

@KarumaGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@Ham Salad It was most definitely garlic. Sometimes when garlic gets old, or depending on the variety, its skin can be purple. Shallot on pizza is just weird. Not to mention he says, "eugh. That's garlic. I thought that was pineapple," after eating something off the cutting board at 7:00.

this recipe with his cutting skills: 10min this recipe with my cutting skills: 120min

As a light sleeper, if I lived in that house, I’d be walking stairs yelling, “What’s with all the racket? And they’re better be enough for two.”

i imagine kenji high as hell whenever he makes these late night videos. there’s no other reason to make a wrong pizza late at night

hey dude, just checking to see if you want a brand new fully grown 26 year old son. HMU if you have questions about resume or criminal record.

@leojack2614

4 жыл бұрын

so new or 26yrs old?

@HB45175

4 жыл бұрын

@@leojack2614 New old stock

@mikejuliet2619

4 жыл бұрын

Qinx PL it’s a joke dude, not that deep

@felixliu5461

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikejuliet2619 that's a joke too

@mikejuliet2619

4 жыл бұрын

Felix Liu ...nah

I love seeing people’s home kitchens, because everybody has their own organization method, and it gives me insight on how I can improve my kitchen.

@Kingfisher1215

3 жыл бұрын

DUANE !! I wouldn't follow his for inspiration.

@arthurwaring

3 жыл бұрын

Omg DUANE

@Sepilein1

3 жыл бұрын

i just do it the kenji style..just smash it in there and find it later :D

@arc24CH

3 жыл бұрын

did i ask

@Sepilein1

3 жыл бұрын

@@arc24CH Noone gives a shit about if you asked or not. Grow up

0:56 That right there. That is the twirl of a person who loved what they do in every sense.

So many ingredients and & spices, I love how organized he keeps everything. I need some of those storage containers/cups. Looks easier to manage than having 20 different size tupperwares with 8 lids

I have a sneaking suspicion that these "Late Night" videos are done while intoxicated. Will continue watching for evidence to support that suspicion.

@rawbmar1166

3 жыл бұрын

I got the same feeling when he debated on grabbing a beer from the fridge.

@j.rand.miller

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to go with the fact that he tries to close the toaster oven door with the handle of the pan in the way...twice.

@triple151621

3 жыл бұрын

bruv there's two bottles of empty tequila on the counter right in front of him rofl

@chrisa4627

3 жыл бұрын

Bro the steak video he needs bourbon for a pan sauce. Walks out the kitchen to grab the bottle from his desk

@Confusedcapybara

3 жыл бұрын

And how he ate a piece of raw garlic thinking it was pineapple

Me after dissociating into these POV videos: Damn I'm a good cook. I love my dogs :)

@alkalinepharm5311

4 жыл бұрын

😭

This feels like a particularly drunk late-night episode and I for one am here for it.

Shabu is a GOOD BOY! And Kenji, please make these forever. I cannot stop watching these. I swear I've cooked many similar dishes on certain AHEM "Late nights". Great stuff.

This man is probably the only person in the world that I wouldn’t be mad at if he woke me up in the middle of the night because I know he’s gonna have that good stuff waiting for me.

@CaptainTreeJay

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he would share

@ghostreaper420_6

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainTreeJay 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@YanosProductions

3 жыл бұрын

skorn a

Almost every video of his is: 80% cooking 15% showing off his fabulous kitchen and overstuffed (from a general point of view)fridge 5% giving food to his dog(s) And I love it

@VandrothSoryn

4 жыл бұрын

I'm paying more attention to the dog snooping around than I do the cooking

@Adeline9418

4 жыл бұрын

I love to see all his cool kitchen equipment!!

@user-mi8ie2kq4e

4 жыл бұрын

10% washing hands

@MoviesSlayerPoint

4 жыл бұрын

@@VandrothSoryn yeah that dog is so greedy. I mean, I love dog. But that one , nah I hate that one

@Azakadune

4 жыл бұрын

His kitchen is glorious. Did you see his spice WALL?

I love how he doesn’t talk to stay quiet yet literally everything else he does is super loud anyway haha

The little burps and funny mistakes he makes can definitely confirm my suspicions that the guy is always blunted and 15 beers deep waking up after with the maddest munchies lol

Anyone else get scared when they heard the clicking😂

@skyblueerik

4 жыл бұрын

Chernobyl vibes

@emerald6597

4 жыл бұрын

this beat is my recital

@TheGraphiteCovenant

4 жыл бұрын

why ?

@Motiv38Minds

4 жыл бұрын

emerald i think it’s very vital

@alpheusburgos3003

4 жыл бұрын

Annoyed really

“Oh that’s garlic... I thought it was pineapple”

@PS-fn5xv

4 жыл бұрын

and he deserved it for doing the pineapple thing,to begin with! :D

@nocwyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@PS-fn5xv 🍍+🍕=😍

@brandonw4630

4 жыл бұрын

@@PS-fn5xv pineapple is good u prob havent even tried it on pizza yet

@bungkatbacksom1414

4 жыл бұрын

i will devour your soul for good reason

@AnthonyTheMVP

4 жыл бұрын

I grew up eating Italian meals but when I tried eating pizza with Pineapple the sourness form the pineapple made me cringe and I love pineapple as fruit but I honestly hated pineapple with pizza I still do 😖

Can’t be the only that tried to make a beat out the stove clicking 😂😂

I love your cooking videos, I learn so much, they are very relaxing, and you're jsut an awesome dude all around. Just wanted to say thanks! Your kitchen is well organized, I carefully watch everything, lots of good tips, tricks, and organizational methods.

"Ooh bottoms not browned yet...... hmmm might as well add more cheese"

@Sepilein1

3 жыл бұрын

the weight of the added parmesan just presses down the pizza for a better browning, totally understand his logic here xD

@TPJH850

3 жыл бұрын

@@WakeNBakeBro That's cheese

@adnanoruc8696

3 жыл бұрын

@@WakeNBakeBro A bit pale, looks more like pecorino

@jeffstevenrodriguez6333

3 жыл бұрын

I think parmesan since it's kinda mor common is pizza

Other people: try to be quiet when cooking late at night This guy:

I think kenji goes to bed and wakes up with a go-pro on lol

I love seeing how professional chefs make midnight meals like the rest of us.

OMG is that a stool for a little kid chef to chop on their little chef chopping board?

@SuperMarioFriends

4 жыл бұрын

E V cumswallo

@hunterfails321

4 жыл бұрын

No, that small cutting board is actually a butchers block

@aamaagii

4 жыл бұрын

No

@soop8665

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter Fails what

if this pizza is wrong, i don't want to be right

@justbrandonll2773

4 жыл бұрын

Go to sleep its 4am

@Diego-oy9ih

4 жыл бұрын

@@justbrandonll2773 or 1pm

@spring1858

4 жыл бұрын

i want to be left

@mauz791

4 жыл бұрын

@@justbrandonll2773 Believe it or not, for some of his viewers, the time can be different 🤯🤯

@ajsuryavanshi759

4 жыл бұрын

@@justbrandonll2773 it's 5:16pm here.

I honestly feel so validated watching this, not only for it being a pepperoni pineapple pizza on a tortilla but making a full meal at 1 am drunk cause I had a craving (usually a variation on Dan Dan noodles using instant ramen and bacon, works quite well)

What I love is how you clean up as you go along. The dogs helps with the floor detail, too.

"oueff that's garlic. Thought that was a pineapple" really made my day😅

@damiantapia4999

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooooo i was dead

@kingstonfoster5624

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE

@sbtle.

3 жыл бұрын

6:57 lol

i thought he wasnt gunna feed his dog this video, you dont know how excited i got when i saw him reopen his fridge and grab some feta cheese

@ITCRYS475

4 жыл бұрын

I was seriously concerned when he didnt give the dog a piece of pepperoni.

The fact that there aren't any commentary makes me think this is actually found footage of Kenji waking up with a gopro strapped to his head deranged and insane making a pizza with a tortilla late at night

It always feels like he is in a hurry, trying to make it in time or he is being watched and has to finish in a set amount of time. Anyways hes so efficient, well prepared and just knows what hes doing even tho hes improvising here and there. Thats the art of cooking. Much love and all the best from Germany

@trannamnguyen3456

4 жыл бұрын

When his wife is wakening up he is doomed!

@j_bailey11

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how professional cooks work, it’s just a pace that you learn when working in the kitchen, and it usually stays with you.

@MrBuffaloGr

3 жыл бұрын

@@j_bailey11 it's kind of a shame i feel

@chevychasey1681

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBuffaloGr it’s not a shame at all! It’s actually beneficial! I love getting my food done fast as possible. Why Lolly gag?

@ploppyjr2373

3 жыл бұрын

In my opinion he looks very unorganised and very chaotic. it’s weird

Me getting midnight snack: *Grabs pringles* Him grabbing midnight snack: *Cooks an entire meal*

@yourelegantwaifu

3 жыл бұрын

Entire dinner

@SMSM21416

3 жыл бұрын

I'm eating pringles rn as I watch this

@NubSlayerXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMSM21416 lol I just got pringles as I saw this comment

@cloroxbleach3108

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck i even have cravings for pringles! Thanks a lot Mr O

The last like 3 videos I’ve seen starts with a tortilla getting thrown onto the counter😂😂love it

I love your cooking show videos, but I think your 'Late night' POV videos are my favorite thing on KZread.

Careful, I'm starting to feel grateful for the pandemic.

@blokkka9inety293

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@amirulazizol844

4 жыл бұрын

Kenji's videos are what keep me going tbh

@indianasquatchunters

4 жыл бұрын

Same! I just consider it a silver lining. I’m not happy about the pandemic but these videos make it more tolerable

I can tell from the way he's breathing that this is not just any late night food but food to consume when you're drunk af.

@firecross625

Жыл бұрын

Yep, currently drunk doing the fast nose breaths myself

I find these late-night ones some of the best cooking vids I’ve ever seen (and that includes mainstream television shows). Much more recognisable to real life too. Gotta say I’ve used a lot of them as a template for cooking at home, but with own quantities. Also being a nosey non-American, I do find myself pausing whenever Kenji opens the fridge and googling half the contents to find out what they are and if they sell it over here out of curiosity :D

That dog will never forget the one time a bit of pancetta fell on the floor in the carbonara video and now comes back every time

*Starts cooking something late at ight* Dogs: oh BOY OH BOY OH BOY! OH BOY BOY!

@supernaruto170

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but this reminds of nier automata when you go to the park attraction for the 1st time

@terminatorkills11

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

You’re so humble! It floored me when I saw a pro chef of your status have to deal with a stove with a busted igniter!

my man has a entire layer on the fridge dedicated to cheese

This is my first video I've watched of yours but, after adding the pineapple I can conclude you are clearly a man of fine taste and culture.

Without the voiceover, this feels like a colonial fever dream that I would have after hearing about pizza for the first time

@martinszymanski2607

Жыл бұрын

this is a great comment, i thank you for deciding to share this mental morsel with us 2 years ago

@zephyr6927

Жыл бұрын

colonial?

@bush3126

Жыл бұрын

@@zephyr6927 you heard him right

Everybody gangsta until he puts pineapple on it.

@TheUnnamedAssailant

4 жыл бұрын

Doppie it had to pineapple.... Uck

@denv55

4 жыл бұрын

Carl have u tried it with pineapple?

@TheUnnamedAssailant

4 жыл бұрын

Denis M I can’t do pineapple in pizza, I’ve walked out of house parties I was invited to because someone ordered a Hawaiian pizza, I’m not interested in talking to someone or associating with someone’s who showcases such wanton judgement.

@Ageleo

4 жыл бұрын

@@@TheUnnamedAssailant People Who Like Pineapple on Pizza: "Yeah it's weird. But I like it" People Who Don't Like Pineapple on Pizza: "What the fuck? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?"

@TheUnnamedAssailant

4 жыл бұрын

Kocak Batin i disagree, put it this way, a pineapple chutney with either a roast pork or beef tenderloin on bed of rice and spices would probably be one of the better rice bowls I can think of. The problem is the tomato sauce, I just can’t find any combination of Hawaiian pizza sauces and pineapple that mesh well to me. The flavor is just plain off.

I always love watching him scavenge through his own fridge at the beginning of his videos.

I've definitely got to try this. I've got that same Breville oven, love it.

Maybe I've already died of Covid-19 and gone to heaven which is why theres so many Kenji videos

@stefan1024

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this comment will age well ;)

@obamacheck3567

4 жыл бұрын

Stuck in purgatory with the sole objective of making late night snacks

one seriuous question: how did you keep track of the tons of stuff you have in the fridge and all the spices without forget about someone and ending up wasteing a lot of stuff?

@taquito2606

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a late reply, but in all honesty: For the spices, they last pretty damn long for a small container, like Kenji has. Organize them and you're set. For the fridge, it's easier said than done, but -- three sections: veggies, meat, and others. Horizontal, diagonal, purple, whatever!

@QuantumLabsTech

3 жыл бұрын

FullQ got it, thanks for the reply 🙂

@braedenlotz403

3 жыл бұрын

Im gonna guess, knowing the chef Kenji is, that he cooks meals using tons of ingredients multiple times a day in his house. So im assuming he uses it all and not much goes to waste.

@NotThatNormal

3 жыл бұрын

Quake Jake maybe even both

@skyblue9991

3 жыл бұрын

Continuous cooking.

As a non-Italian man I can confidently say that this is how italians make late night snacks

Love the various sounds he makes in this one 10/10

I love it when their are no noises coming from the human bit sighs or grunts, makes me feel safe. Edit: what i mean is that when a person is cooking online, they usually have a bunch of talking and music, but this on episode of his has him only make food and only making small noises when he does it.

@Renurch

4 жыл бұрын

Your masochist

@diegoestrada1971

4 жыл бұрын

that makes me uncomfortable....

@sweettea4968

4 жыл бұрын

Your a freak

@kenraq2000

4 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what you mean and I agree. There are so many ‘loud’ cooking channels so it’s a nice change having just the kitchen sounds in these late-night vids

@williamroberson3194

3 жыл бұрын

these are practically drunken asmr videos

HE FINALLY MADE IT HOME GUYS

@MrKozeljko

4 жыл бұрын

2nd vid, check the previous one

They may not be the classiest meals, they for sure arent the healthiest meals, but these late night concoctions (esp when fueled with a bit of booze) are the most satisfying. I'm not sure that I've ever been more creative than drunk at 3 in the morning and trying to figure out how I can replicate poutine with tots or winging tomato soup when I've never even had any that didnt come from a can.

Kenji, I like that when you pull out a skillet you twirl it around like a tennis player would with their racquet.

That stove part, god damn that's relatable

@v1d300

4 жыл бұрын

ikr. Water droplets are a menace.

@axel708

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the brand or type of stove?

@kademcgill2599

4 жыл бұрын

What got me was his quick thinking. After realizing that it wasn't going to light he immediately goes to light a shred of paper towel on fire to transfer to the other burner.

@michaelfortini3236

4 жыл бұрын

That's the relatable part.curling up a piece of kitchen paper and lighting it with the working parts of the stove

the definition of " im here for a good time not for a long time "

I love how the stove spites him by igniting the second he gets the paper towel

Now THAT'S how you light your burner! That was awesome.

Its talking to me HIS NOSE IS TALKING TO ME

1:22 this man almost die in a explosion and he just laughed what a mad lad

@kjr1320

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb happens all the time with gas stoves

@luciano53688

4 жыл бұрын

Its Always kinda scary. Damn. I know the gas has a safety valve and everything but....

@domonator1167

4 жыл бұрын

he did it on purpose because the spark thing wasnt working on that burner, so he put the adjacent one on high. when he saw it took to long to light he went to get a paper towel to transfer the flame, but on his way back it lit itself

@eviltomnook

4 жыл бұрын

we did that sort of thing all the time at a restaurant i used to work at. had a couple eyes that wouldn't always light themselves. just get an adjacent one to do it! totally safe.

@JKenjiLopezAlt

4 жыл бұрын

Dominator116 got it right.

I do that same thing with my dog when he's not listening to the "wait" and just goes for it and I quickly try to squeeze in an "okay!" before he gets to it so I can pretend he listened to me

my friend, there is never a bad time for a pizza that is made in any way

Now he's stuck in his home

@k.3ren

4 жыл бұрын

Radu Ciurca home quarantine

@pn1280

4 жыл бұрын

@@k.3ren no, quarantined at home

@AgamKaushiksowow

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the point

@constrruxt_6199

4 жыл бұрын

Homestuck

@gibranaditama2256

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh with all that food in his house, he's probably making a buffet for his dogs or smth

Why tods the cheese down the disposal? U had a perfectly good dog right there!

@cryochus4074

4 жыл бұрын

I thought dogs were lactose intolerant

I have giggled at this title for almost two years now.

This man HAS to be emanating the dream speed run music.

3:39 All that was in my head was the song "That's Tricky" with that ticking noise lol

@beardedhistoryguy1863

4 жыл бұрын

How did I find you here?

@GeneralCodyHD

4 жыл бұрын

@@beardedhistoryguy1863 lol

@alanmyr1507

4 жыл бұрын

Its trick' to rock a rhyme thats right on ti... Im gonna stop before i get into it x

@Thepunchdownking

4 жыл бұрын

“That’s Tricky”

The thing that shocked me was the wine in the deli container. I never would have thought of that myself tbh.

@JKenjiLopezAlt

4 жыл бұрын

Well we have it in kegs at work so I took a little from the tap.

@alanmyr1507

4 жыл бұрын

@@JKenjiLopezAlt dam right you did. Thought it was some rando cocktail leftovers haha

@EmmettMcMullan

4 жыл бұрын

@@JKenjiLopezAlt just looking at the video I honestly had no idea whether that was some really clear broth, some kombucha, some tea, but I assumed it was alcohol after you took a sip.

@Jdogislikeaboss

4 жыл бұрын

quart containers are the best way to take alcohol from your workplace

@PS-fn5xv

4 жыл бұрын

@@alanmyr1507 haha thought the same. was waiting for ice cubes and a lemon schnitz. then came the "wine slurp"

I'm so glad im not the only one with a cheese draw in the fridge!

This how it be when I’m high at 3AM

@roscoespencer-dubuc5296

3 жыл бұрын

This made me lol

Damn quarantine ain’t that bad with all these Kenji uploads

@suchtberater

4 жыл бұрын

You gonna post that below every video now ? thats not how it works buddy. You got your top comment get back in line.

@agentlibra5703

4 жыл бұрын

@@suchtberater there's no democracy, if you're strong you survive if not die

wow, really enjoyed this one... the stove not lighting and the breathing noise. Felt like I was cooking while watching this after my bottle of wine.

Always get such a frantic vibe from his late night cooks like he's smoked one with the boys and come home munched out of it but slides in to a super high functioning chef buzz and makes himself the dankest munch

Love all this content! And it's so nice that you've gone back to using unedited footage.

@MrJbkilla

4 жыл бұрын

It is edited just nit much theres a cut a little after 8:00

I really love these easy and quick videos. It actually inspires me to cook and helps my crazy self realize that it's okay to cook with what you have. Not everything has to be a perfect recreation of a video or recipe. I would have never thought to make a homemade pizza with a tortilla, and now it's all I can think about.