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"Ladki" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani

Hey this is my first standup comedy video , and I’ve always felt that comedy always start from
your own self first hence I just talk about my insecurities and my relationship here.
While being from a small town like Jabalpur this is a really big thing and I hope that they will always
support me in everything .
I am really grateful for everyone who helped me to be here right now , especially my girlfriend (or
more specifically ex-girlfriend).
Hope you like this bit ,where I comfortably talk about a few topics which makes me feel
uncomfortable like sex and a few other things too.
[relationship standup comedy,standup comedy,standup comedy india,relationship
comedy,girlfriend,girlfriend jokes,sex jokes]
BHOPAL : 16th July, Saturday ,the ten suites - 6pm
INDORE : 17th July, Sunday, Cafe terezza ,6pm
CHANDIGARH : 22nd July, Friday , The laugh club,7pm
JAIPUR : 23rd July, Saturday , Jaipur comedy club , 6pm
DELHI : 24th July, Sunday , Happy high South delhi , 6pm
LUCKNOW : 30th July, Saturday , onenest 6pm
Link for booking in.bookmyshow....
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Thumbnail by : Priyanshu Bharadwa
for bookings (mail ID) : viveksamtanicomedy@gmail.com
Next Mumbai show link : in.bookmyshow....
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE CONTENT : www.instagram....
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #indianstandupcomedy #viveksamtani
#relationship #girlfriend #hindistandupcomedy #hindistandup #hindicomedy

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  • @HarshKumar-oh7or
    @HarshKumar-oh7or2 жыл бұрын

    This level of ironic punches were really not expected, you'll be the next big stand up comedian for sure... All the best for your future and wish to see you performing in Bhopal ...

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aage share karte rahiye ye video pls

  • @bhavikashah8221

    @bhavikashah8221

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @_Y_B_S_

    @_Y_B_S_

    Жыл бұрын

    i don't think any girl will CUM when he PERFORMS in Bhopal

  • @its_vysh

    @its_vysh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani isliye usne next bola tha 😂😂

  • @user-fk2ry1jk3g

    @user-fk2ry1jk3g

    3 ай бұрын

    @@VivekSamtanibhaiya share kar ne layak nahi hai na par😂😂. But love your shows

  • @shobhitparoha7518
    @shobhitparoha75182 жыл бұрын

    Thanks vivek for telling me about closure after my breakup 😂

  • @savan5011

    @savan5011

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @junaydjaved6776

    @junaydjaved6776

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bhaiyya ye closer kya hota hai

  • @shobhitparoha7518

    @shobhitparoha7518

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@junaydjaved6776 hota hai , private job walo ko banwana padta hai.

  • @anandayush4338

    @anandayush4338

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shobhitparoha7518 😂😂😂😂 govt waalo ke liye nahi hai chaubey ji

  • @pikaboo623

    @pikaboo623

    2 жыл бұрын

    Close up

  • @Xyz-fd2eo
    @Xyz-fd2eo2 жыл бұрын

    That ending was literally not expected.! Hats off man. You're going to rock.!♥️

  • @anudadhaba4874

    @anudadhaba4874

    Ай бұрын

    What is so hat's off...total bullshit

  • @rafayawan2186
    @rafayawan21862 жыл бұрын

    just discovered Vivek. His humour/timing/punchlines are totally next level! Next big thing in comedy for sure! Love from Pakistan!

  • @VivekSamtani
    @VivekSamtani2 жыл бұрын

    Dosto video acha laga toh aur dosto ko bhejo aur Instagram pe follow Karo waha main scene hai : instagram.com/viveksamtani?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

  • @anshulsachdev7107

    @anshulsachdev7107

    2 жыл бұрын

    Definitely!! Loved your content... keep the videos coming 😍😍

  • @PriyanshuBharadwa

    @PriyanshuBharadwa

    2 жыл бұрын

    Follow kar liya hai. Bahot aage jana hai abhi toh 💀❤️💜🔥

  • @priyarasaily7142

    @priyarasaily7142

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your awesome 😎😊 much more to goo 🙏🙏

  • @piyushbaghel3658

    @piyushbaghel3658

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love from jabalpur badda ❤️❤️

  • @missroy2592

    @missroy2592

    2 жыл бұрын

    @viveksamtani ap ny end Mae larki ko break up jeetne Ka tarika nhi btaya agr ladka harami ho toh 500 ky sath wo 10 rupay nikale ya 2 rupay 😂

  • @VivekSamtani
    @VivekSamtani Жыл бұрын

    upcoming SHOWS - DELHI 11 December 2022- in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live/ET00343695 MUMBAI : in.bookmyshow.com/events/greyish-jokes-ft-vivek-and-madhur/ET00343690 OTHER CITIES : in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00336262

  • @YutiB
    @YutiB2 жыл бұрын

    He has to be the better comedian than anyone I've every heard on KZread Great jokes man!

  • @yashswimanek7584
    @yashswimanek75842 жыл бұрын

    You deserve at least a Million subscribers buddy..this and the periods one..both are awesome..cant wait for more such standups of urs.. 🧿❤

  • @anudadhaba4874

    @anudadhaba4874

    Ай бұрын

    लडकियो की बैजती करने लिए मिलियन नही बिलियन मिलने चाहिए इन्हे

  • @kajal745
    @kajal7452 жыл бұрын

    Bro every joke makes sense and timing perfect , expression, lines overall the best stand up comedy video I have seen in past few months ❤️❤️

  • @jugalkedia4786
    @jugalkedia47862 жыл бұрын

    Hi Vivek, Initially I thought this standup is going towards depicting TOXIC MASCULINITY in JOKE form. But you really maintained the thin line between being funny and offending other gender, citizen and religion. Really appriciate your writing , really really liked your stand-up. Keep it up! 🔥🔥

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thankyou thankyou

  • @cauliflowerhead2735

    @cauliflowerhead2735

    2 жыл бұрын

    Religion?

  • @shreenidhibhatiya4595

    @shreenidhibhatiya4595

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cauliflowerhead2735 don't ask... Just don't

  • @bharatwahulkar6568

    @bharatwahulkar6568

    4 ай бұрын

    Bcz he is short😅

  • @priyathakur7352
    @priyathakur73522 жыл бұрын

    Vivek u were flawless.. great build up and extremely funny…though the set sounds misogynistic but intent of a joke is to make you laugh which all your jokes did..thoroughly enjoyed 😀

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thankyou ma’am

  • @yeet.feet.652

    @yeet.feet.652

    2 жыл бұрын

    Medam aap kehna ka chahte ho

  • @jitendragarhwal3140

    @jitendragarhwal3140

    2 жыл бұрын

    The set is not misogynistic, it is realistic. It recognizes the fact that shitty and shameless girls exist.

  • @bharatwahulkar6568

    @bharatwahulkar6568

    4 ай бұрын

    Bcz he is short 😅

  • @off_grid_javelin
    @off_grid_javelin Жыл бұрын

    The last punch was SOO NOT EXPECTED from Vivek.

  • @meghparikh1432
    @meghparikh14322 жыл бұрын

    After really long time I laughed on every minute of stand up video😂. It was too good. Thanks man. Hoping to see more of your.

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bhejiye aur logo ko ☺️

  • @adarshdwivedi2850

    @adarshdwivedi2850

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani aur aap aur vids banaiye

  • @ojasgadre6524
    @ojasgadre65242 жыл бұрын

    Bro you are soo good! I especially like how open and bold you were while performing the jokes and I appreciate the audience who listened and took everything in a playful manner

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro

  • @vanshikasingh4575
    @vanshikasingh45752 жыл бұрын

    Dude I literally fall from my bed after seeing this i am laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @callcanman
    @callcanman2 жыл бұрын

    you will be a celebrity one day, Mark my words. content faad h bro tera, bus logo tak pauch. you completed what I always thought was missing in other stand ups We all like the big names in stand-up like zakir, bassi,rahul,abhishek cuz of how they do it but with you the content was so rich that it matched that level. best of luck brother

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanksss sir

  • @aleeshaafzal7328
    @aleeshaafzal73282 жыл бұрын

    Everything was great until last joke... After that i was like... 😲😲😲

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha thanks ?

  • @user-os7gr1to1g

    @user-os7gr1to1g

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537

    @sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537

    2 жыл бұрын

    My heart really skipped a beat at the end Such bitchès 😐

  • @anujav3018

    @anujav3018

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani ya i didn't like the last one ...not cool....😑

  • @advayqazi7249

    @advayqazi7249

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@anujav3018 bro learn to take a joke.

  • @AditiSharma-tx6kt
    @AditiSharma-tx6kt2 жыл бұрын

    "Wtf vivek!" You are really good at this. This was the first show I saw yours and looking forward to many laughter explosions that you gonna set on the stage and on the faces of the viewers. You are cuming sensational viral comedian. More strength and creativity to you to make people laugh all around. Love from Jaipur❤

  • @dont_check_my_profile_picture

    @dont_check_my_profile_picture

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@akshanshchaudharyji4522 *upcuming

  • @amit_awadhi

    @amit_awadhi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani yahi hai teri girlfriend na

  • @mangeshnakhale8258

    @mangeshnakhale8258

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey aditi.......!! 😅😊

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mangeshnakhale8258 hahaha mangesh tinder nahi h ye

  • @rakeshbeniwal4319

    @rakeshbeniwal4319

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tinder ka subscription nhi h, KZread se kam chlane de usse bhai

  • @dhrumitjobanputra7128
    @dhrumitjobanputra71282 жыл бұрын

    The Whole Set except the last joke is very amazing, Last joke seems too much. Though it seems to have been said for fun, people might get wrongly influenced and emulate the same in real scenario of break up and might end up worsening the same

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope humans realise all this is just a joke

  • @Nikhil.77777

    @Nikhil.77777

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gyan chod deta hu. Ladki toh ho nhi rhi.

  • @dhrumitjobanputra7128

    @dhrumitjobanputra7128

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nikhil.77777 Nice One😂

  • @jitendragarhwal3140

    @jitendragarhwal3140

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most jokes could be thought of as offensive to men. Didn't you have any problem with that. Stop being a simp. Don't be a women pleaser. Many girls are shitty and shameless. They deserve such treatment.

  • @theonewhoreadsitisapieceof8026

    @theonewhoreadsitisapieceof8026

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nikhil.77777 If this is all that you can think of girls, good luck to all the women in your life!

  • @prithenlobo5043
    @prithenlobo50432 жыл бұрын

    so damn good performance bro, timing of your jokes, punchlines, humour, and your honesty, everything is mindblowing 😁🤘

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro aage bhejo video

  • @robindev4546
    @robindev45462 жыл бұрын

    you've the guts to say these things man!!! hats off to your talent. Enjoyed every punchline... 🌸😂❤️ 👌🏼

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haan bhagwaan ne mu issliye diya hai na 😂

  • @shrutijaripatke5597
    @shrutijaripatke55972 жыл бұрын

    I noticed one thing he has replied to almost every comment.....that seems it means alot to him....enjoyed your standup....👍

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bilkul aap bhi lo comment ... Waqt bahut hai pesse ki kami h bus thodi

  • @pikaboo623

    @pikaboo623

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani waqt bohot hai to yeh batao ki punchline mai kya bhule!?

  • @pikaboo623

    @pikaboo623

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@emath7472 nasha thoda kam karo

  • @hokageraj9267

    @hokageraj9267

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani haha😂

  • @sejalbhosale562
    @sejalbhosale5622 жыл бұрын

    Better than many stand-up comedians !!! You are Surely a firecracker ✨

  • @guiniee4111
    @guiniee41112 жыл бұрын

    man it was toooo awesome 😂 i was laughing throughout haha and even forwarded this to all my friends and they love it 💞 the last joke made me a little uncomfortable as a girl but it was just a joke and your gf was a cheater anyways so no worries :))

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for understanding me better than my ex girlfriend 😂

  • @guiniee4111

    @guiniee4111

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani arreeyyy bhaisahab shukriya shukriya 😂😂

  • @mohdaslam9092
    @mohdaslam90922 жыл бұрын

    Wow! Enjoyed every bit of it. You have a bright Career ahead of you man!

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bilkul sir share karte rehena ☺️

  • @surajk6481

    @surajk6481

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@VivekSamtani bright and short 💀

  • @ritiknandan3120
    @ritiknandan31202 жыл бұрын

    This is such an amazing act!!! Such a perfect blend of puns and jokes, done so tastefully ❤️❤️. Loved it so much 🔥😂

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hehe bhejte raho aage

  • @princebhai2755

    @princebhai2755

    Жыл бұрын

    All the best for Virudhaka baby😘

  • @shubhamarmo2324
    @shubhamarmo23242 жыл бұрын

    Ohhoooo man great set..... literally i have seen this video for like 5-6 times .......every single joke was a punch and the way you link the whole in one....... highly appreciated 🤝...... looking forward for more such videos ......keep it up❤️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro

  • @Uarebloodyidio
    @Uarebloodyidio2 жыл бұрын

    Shocked when you said " mai Jabalpur se hu " like that's great never heard such talent from jbp. 😀 Video is great . Like to watch more videos 😌

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks thanks aage bhejo

  • @shobhitparoha7518
    @shobhitparoha75182 жыл бұрын

    Great to see this content getting from notepad to jamming to open mic to shows to video in habitat and each time it gets perfect. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @prashanttiwari5736

    @prashanttiwari5736

    2 жыл бұрын

    ye to andar ki baat hai

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@prashanttiwari5736 saare joke mei bhi andar ki baat ho rahi hai

  • @prithenlobo5043

    @prithenlobo5043

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani 😂😂😂

  • @ritikajadhav02
    @ritikajadhav022 жыл бұрын

    Being a chill person but also a feminist at the same time , i m confused to laugh or to get annoyed at the last joke🤥😅😂but i will try it if i break up with my bf.

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha these are just jokes though

  • @sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537

    @sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani so it isnt real right Bcoz it's too cruel to be real

  • @shreyashchauhan2899

    @shreyashchauhan2899

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have no need to implement these things.. from any video of youtube aur from any 50 ways... Title book.. if you want to do it decently... 😂

  • @amitkarnik7606

    @amitkarnik7606

    2 жыл бұрын

    chill and feminist. whoa. unicorn!

  • @subhamoychakraborty8997

    @subhamoychakraborty8997

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah actually if a guy would say that to me hm uskeee muh pe 500 ptk k maarte... Phir bolte.. Thora zyada mehenga ho gya... But.. Thik h... Uss raat k liye..... Tip samet h isme... Rakhlijiye... 🙂

  • @srishtisirohi3272
    @srishtisirohi32722 жыл бұрын

    Apart from this outstanding performance...The best thing I noticed about this man is he replied and liked every comment on this video... That impressed me a lot... Such a kind person who respect his audience time for commenting his videos😇...

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aree aap bolo aapke ghar chocolates bhijwa de (and if my girlfriend is reading this .. I will send just as a friend i love you sneha)

  • @srishtisirohi3272

    @srishtisirohi3272

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani thanks but no thanxs

  • @srishtisirohi3272

    @srishtisirohi3272

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @srishtisirohi3272

    @srishtisirohi3272

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Log To Khenge yarr absolutely right 😇💕dear....

  • @srishtisirohi3272

    @srishtisirohi3272

    Жыл бұрын

    @Log To Khenge yarr disrespect and loyalty respectively. And when u r loyal to one u wont be attracted toward other person...

  • @crishsingh1509
    @crishsingh15092 жыл бұрын

    Finally . Founded the best comedian ever 🏹❤️love uh Dil se bhai

  • @caramel_and_nugget8674
    @caramel_and_nugget86742 жыл бұрын

    Great sense of humour dude! 😂👍 Loved it. Just, being a girl the last one was a bit offensive but otherwise amazing timing , quality and delivery of jokes. Looking forward for more such amazing videos 😍👍😊

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thankyou it was just a joke though

  • @poojamishra4453

    @poojamishra4453

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani but cheaters deserve that🤣

  • @Dhruv45124

    @Dhruv45124

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joke

  • @vijaykumarrokde1980

    @vijaykumarrokde1980

    2 жыл бұрын

    For me too

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@poojamishra4453 please bakiyo ko samjha do

  • @akanshgandhi4061
    @akanshgandhi40612 жыл бұрын

    One of the best sets i have heard in a long time. The dark humour is lit or maybe burnt. Also now i know what i was looking for was closer 😂🙏🏻❤️ Long way to go buddy... Short people OP 😂♥️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aur better aate jayega

  • @ashmait

    @ashmait

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly bahut time baad ek acha dark jokes wala vid aaya

  • @mohitkundwani4640
    @mohitkundwani4640 Жыл бұрын

    This is how u do dark comedy without letting the audience feel bad about it♥️. I am also from jabalpur and i look very forward to your future, I will be always waiting for your upcoming shows and standup videos, Wish your very all the best and enjoyed alot ♥️

  • @pathakutkarsh05
    @pathakutkarsh052 жыл бұрын

    ohh man! I laughed my ass off on this. Kudos to you bro. Subscribing right now.

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep sharing sdiet

  • @FatBikerVaibhav
    @FatBikerVaibhav2 жыл бұрын

    Good one bro ❤️❤️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aree sir sir ❤️

  • @HarshSingh-gl4bo
    @HarshSingh-gl4bo2 жыл бұрын

    Dudeeeee this is the best stand up I have seen in a while. You made my day, this was awesome!

  • @gittukaur7221
    @gittukaur72212 жыл бұрын

    Amazing dude... I just loved it and I laughed so loudly in the midnight that I can't even explain it to anyone. Keep doing good work👍👍👍

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahah aage bhejo logo ko phr

  • @subhamaditya5615
    @subhamaditya56152 жыл бұрын

    This is great, awesome, tight and a master set comedy. You are high IQ comedian. Best of luck for your future. You are going to kill it man💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aage aage dekhiye sir isse better aayega sab

  • @sachinagrawal5930
    @sachinagrawal59302 жыл бұрын

    Best Stand Up after ages, honestly laughed like crazy while watching this

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hehe bhejiye aage sabko phir

  • @AmanPatel-rv2it
    @AmanPatel-rv2it2 жыл бұрын

    Bhai main bhi jabalpur se , good to see you 😂😂at this level !!🥳🥳 Best of luck 🤩

  • @ushmakhandelwal5356
    @ushmakhandelwal53562 жыл бұрын

    You are amazing❤.... I've watched this video so many times and still not over this. I'm so glad I've found you. Every *small small* joke is just on point and perfect xD.

  • @mohitgiri3735
    @mohitgiri37352 жыл бұрын

    Bro your jokes are too good...i can bet in coming year you are the next big thing in indian comics🔥

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Next big thing ? I'm 5 foot 3 🥺

  • @lovelle263

    @lovelle263

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani 🤣🤣

  • @ananyakishore4970
    @ananyakishore49702 жыл бұрын

    Jokes are how you perceive them. I agree sometimes comedians use jokes to make derogatory statement which are offensive. However, in this video I didn't feel the last joke was that offensive considering the whole content where he even made fun of himself. At the same time the last joke could have been offensive if it stood alone but here it didn't. Just a thought, peace ✌

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for understanding ☺️ afterall these are JUST JOKES

  • @DiamaraldGaming
    @DiamaraldGaming2 жыл бұрын

    That last line is the perfect reply to anyone who cheats 😌😌

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @RajveerSingh-nj8fj
    @RajveerSingh-nj8fj Жыл бұрын

    man i really feel that you're the next big thing awesome punch lines and the humor too good man.

  • @prayanshpatel99
    @prayanshpatel992 жыл бұрын

    Great job Vivek..... soon going to be a famous standup comedian

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aap he banaoge sir .. aage bhejte rahiye

  • @vanshikaa27
    @vanshikaa272 жыл бұрын

    This is damnn good vivek😂Loved it❤

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not something she said while dating me

  • @ookamiop3669

    @ookamiop3669

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani bro not missing any chance 😂

  • @dipanshu.__

    @dipanshu.__

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani op😂

  • @uniqueugradayal8779
    @uniqueugradayal87792 жыл бұрын

    Superb Bhaiya but Last one was Epic and Awesome (500 lo us din k bhul gya tha or ye lo 50 Tip ke)🤣😜😂🤣 Fantastic Line 👌🏻👌🏻 😜🤣👍🏻 Keep it up Brother 👍🏻👍🏻❤️👍🏻👍🏻

  • @adeepmamlekar5225
    @adeepmamlekar5225 Жыл бұрын

    I laughed the whole video with so many woahs this hardly happens these days great work mate ❤️✨

  • @shivamshukla3644
    @shivamshukla36442 жыл бұрын

    Man this is so good❤ you got balls of steel !!! your confidence 💯

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha thanks bro

  • @kuldeepjadhav168
    @kuldeepjadhav1682 жыл бұрын

    Dude! Very intellectual and humorous work you did. Just loved the very sec. of your video. Keep it up, you will reach your destination.🙃💯

  • @krutikagaude8428
    @krutikagaude84282 жыл бұрын

    Watching your video for the 1st time and damn man I am already your fan😍 Laughed at every minute throughout the video and yea the jokes were beyond imagination on point bomb💥🔥 Breakup to aap solid jeet Gaye 😂💥 Good luck for your next videos

  • @shiveshbaghel9407
    @shiveshbaghel94072 жыл бұрын

    underrated af bro💀💀...ur jokes are demnn ossm

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bhai

  • @__mrupss
    @__mrupss2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha … the last segment 😂🔥 Solid humour with confidence

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Last mei heart banaya hai aapne toh mei kya jaan samjhu ?

  • @jadoo4361

    @jadoo4361

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@VivekSamtani ye dekho 🤧😅😅.....bhai tinder me chle jaau yhn kyun reject hore ho

  • @Motiovational_thoughts

    @Motiovational_thoughts

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jadoo4361 kya pta bhai yhi pt jayen didi bs offend mt hona......🤣

  • @JamesRodriguez10783

    @JamesRodriguez10783

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Motiovational_thoughts Lag to raha hai ki pat jaayegi. Remaining it’s always as sure as a weather forecast.

  • @Motiovational_thoughts

    @Motiovational_thoughts

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JamesRodriguez10783 at this moment she be like: kon hain yeh log? kahan se aate hain?🤣🤣

  • @salonikhandelwal5974
    @salonikhandelwal59742 жыл бұрын

    Very Smarty played!! Also so wanted someone to calmy explain the whole influence game of stupid "bhau" type. Real funny . .had a smug face the entire video. Someone is going to be famous ✋

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks thanks ☺️ do share it with your friends and subscribe

  • @sadafimam7369
    @sadafimam7369 Жыл бұрын

    Finally somthing different keep it up ...

  • @hitikaahuja8874
    @hitikaahuja8874 Жыл бұрын

    Hello vivek! I belong to a sindhi family too and I live in ulhasnagar (ofc you must have heard of it) I really really like your videos and I love your sarcasm. No offense but the last line you said that 'yeh le uss raatke 500 reh gaye the' I didn't like it cause I have been through something really worse in my life recently and I know most of girls will understand that how bad it feels when someone treat them like that no matter what so please it is my humble request to you to not use these kind of lines even in your sarcasm. And please visit ulhasnagar sometime...so yeah tysm tc

  • @aashish7370
    @aashish73702 жыл бұрын

    Hats off man🤘 And the last punch line u fired up 💥

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bhejre na aage phir video m

  • @JAYARA
    @JAYARA2 жыл бұрын

    This was very well written and delivered man. Looking forward to your future videos. Keep growing.👏🏽

  • @anjalikolhatkar8754
    @anjalikolhatkar87542 жыл бұрын

    I have seen your video many times in my recommendation but didn't watched. Today i finally watched it and trust me i didn't regretted watching it..Man it was funny 😂 You are going amazing..🔥 Love from Jabalpur ❤️ And 9:30 Jokes was 😂🥲😂

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha thanks thanks

  • @shraddhaagrawal7525
    @shraddhaagrawal7525 Жыл бұрын

    One of the most hilarious video watched in recent times..!!🤣😂 Punch lines were amazing af!!😂 Waiting to see more of yours ❤️

  • @a.s.r746
    @a.s.r7462 жыл бұрын

    It's so funny !! you are so good can't wait for your next video upload !! Keep it up ! ❤️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aayenge aayenge

  • @akshatsamvedi5284
    @akshatsamvedi52842 жыл бұрын

    Smartest set I have ever seen You nailed it ❤️ Keep going bhaiya 🔥🔥🔥

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aage bhej do

  • @ilovechihayafuru
    @ilovechihayafuru2 жыл бұрын

    Loved it!!! I was laughing all the way...the apparent and the not so apparent puns and the well informed punches were refreshing and fun!!! Great job 👍👍

  • @samikshakamble4609
    @samikshakamble46092 жыл бұрын

    Whooooaaaa dude !! Your jokes were at peak 👍 Keep it up bro .❤️

  • @oprangersoham1700
    @oprangersoham17002 жыл бұрын

    your jokes are really dark enjoyed keep it up and a normal sentence which you flip it up into a joke is really good . lit 🔥🔥🔥

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro ☺️❤️

  • @anushkamaheshwari7944
    @anushkamaheshwari79442 жыл бұрын

    this is so freaking good vivek! loved it absolutely!

  • @TechRBTTechRBT

    @TechRBTTechRBT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ur famous on my channel 👀👻

  • @fam4379

    @fam4379

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude we got so much in common though i love you too anu

  • @fam4379

    @fam4379

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only if you're not the family member of that so called motivater sandeep maheshwari

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fam4379 bhai tinder chala le yaha kyu reject hona

  • @jadoo4361

    @jadoo4361

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@VivekSamtani bhai yhn crowd work kyun kree ho open mics attend kro

  • @spArrrrKkk
    @spArrrrKkk2 жыл бұрын

    Hi, its the first time I'm listening you and tbh I really loved the punchlines/puns👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥 Waiting for more of your mazedaar standups❤❤❤❤ Much love from Mumbai♥️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm doing a show today at 8 ... Pls try to come

  • @surya_Tandav

    @surya_Tandav

    2 жыл бұрын

    Subscribe and like us...

  • @atharvadeshmukh1911
    @atharvadeshmukh19112 жыл бұрын

    Awesome bro, Lot of jokes were missed by the audiance

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Next time aap aa jana pls

  • @himanshusharma5491
    @himanshusharma54912 жыл бұрын

    Good to see you here ❤️ hilarious jokes, great confidence 😀 ❤️

  • @surya_Tandav

    @surya_Tandav

    2 жыл бұрын

    Subscribe kar de bro

  • @nishatgoher9966
    @nishatgoher99662 жыл бұрын

    After so many days finally a worthy standup video great work keep it up

  • @Quick_tunes
    @Quick_tunes2 жыл бұрын

    I'm also from jabalpur and I loved this video it was great and I'll appreciate you for what you're doing 🤣🤣

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jabalpur mei show h 11th June ko aajao

  • @RikeshKumar-yb2rv

    @RikeshKumar-yb2rv

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VivekSamtani bhai line mar rhe ho😂

  • @JasleenKaur-py6gv
    @JasleenKaur-py6gv Жыл бұрын

    This was so good. Really man hats off to u. Just wanted to tell vo last mein 500 rupees was a bit disappointing. ❤‍🔥💯

  • @chayanika6860
    @chayanika68602 жыл бұрын

    Man you are damn funny ..had a really good laugh. Will definitely look forward to more of your work. Great set and all the best for the journey 🌼🌼

  • @chayanika6860

    @chayanika6860

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Khyalo Ki Duniya cool much ?

  • @shashwatkunal676
    @shashwatkunal6762 жыл бұрын

    Bro..... U made it ...😂😂😂😂 It's clear you have a great future...!!!! I laughed loud man...😂😂😂😂

  • @pushkarbhatt6245
    @pushkarbhatt62452 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen that kinda vedio with that epic sense of humour..its an achievement for all jbp people that u're performing at huge platform And you killed it bro.. Lots of love... There is long way ahead💜✊

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep on sharing this VEDIO ❤️

  • @khushsn617
    @khushsn6172 жыл бұрын

    Scrolling down youtube and saw your video and start watching this more than 3 times ......bc pahli baar kuch sahi show kiya h youtube ne mujhe ....... your punch lines are outstanding bro

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro aage bhejo

  • @rohangangwar6604
    @rohangangwar66042 жыл бұрын

    This guy has to be in the Top Stand up comedians very soon 🔥🔥AAG LGA DI BHAI ❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣Mja aagya

  • @priyasamtani6963
    @priyasamtani69632 жыл бұрын

    Finally, after a long wait..your video is out. This is amazing❤️keep working hard..happy for you!!

  • @weirdough7450
    @weirdough74502 жыл бұрын

    Subtitles have their own fan base here :) 😂😂. Keep it up bro !

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha usmei zaad mehenat ki hai

  • @amisha5402
    @amisha5402 Жыл бұрын

    Dude just came across your videos and now became an addict to it!! Apart from ur jokes that was really lit 🔥...You are really very handsome with a charming personality ... Loved it ❤💕💕!! More success and opportunities on ur way!!!

  • @sharduldiwan2009
    @sharduldiwan20092 жыл бұрын

    Script is one of the best I have ever heard. But a constructive suggestion : Kindly observe the delivery of punchline of good comics both, India and American. There is only one way for you and that is Upwards! Kudos.

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ok sir I'll take the feedback for sure

  • @Reeled
    @Reeled2 жыл бұрын

    Quite a few gems in here man! Keep them coming 🎉

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep on sharing sirji

  • @seemadhiman7942
    @seemadhiman79428 ай бұрын

    Too good performance😂😂 love from delhi ❤❤❤ so sweet of you talk ❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @anushkavarade6826
    @anushkavarade68262 жыл бұрын

    Great set, every part of it was awesome!! But the last joke really got under my skin dude!! I hope people don't actually implement it!

  • @ashwanisharma4947
    @ashwanisharma49472 жыл бұрын

    enjoyed the video throughly, wonderful punches and kudos to the writing, punches delivery. looking forward to more vidoes

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bilkul ...

  • @dharamveeryadav4551
    @dharamveeryadav45512 жыл бұрын

    It couldn't be better than this .👏 Last line was 🔥😂

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha just a joke vese dosto ko aage bhejte raho

  • @ifraahtariq
    @ifraahtariq2 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed every minute of the video...and the chef's kiss was the money thing at the last...this was the first video of yours that i watched and i really don't regret it man....way to go....all the best to you

  • @ifraahtariq

    @ifraahtariq

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Log To Khenge yarr 😒😒😒...you drunk?

  • @ifraahtariq

    @ifraahtariq

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Log To Khenge yarr aisa lagta zaroor hai but yeh sach nahin hai...qki that is the wrong person...we just have to wait for the right one phir sab apne aap sahi ho jata hai

  • @ifraahtariq

    @ifraahtariq

    Жыл бұрын

    @Log To Khenge yarr why are you interested in these things

  • @dhruvagarwal6316
    @dhruvagarwal6316 Жыл бұрын

    1:55 I CAN'T GET OVER THIS!! X))

  • @prathamchawla8850
    @prathamchawla88502 жыл бұрын

    Loved it bro, need more like these❤️❤️

  • @brohmodoitto.
    @brohmodoitto.2 жыл бұрын

    A great standup ❤️really loved it😄keep growing ✨

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hehe thanks sirji

  • @witty3961
    @witty39612 жыл бұрын

    My goodness! this is so much fkn hilarious. Been consuming stand up comedy for a long and I've not seen such a complete set in a while. Way to go vivek you're surely going to be the next big thing

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks keep sharing ☺️

  • @abcdefghgamer8451
    @abcdefghgamer84514 ай бұрын

    Last part to ek number bhai winner winner breakup winner lol 😂

  • @aaravraj4092
    @aaravraj40922 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro...!!! 😂😂 too funny man

  • @priyankawarkade2357
    @priyankawarkade23572 жыл бұрын

    Great set ! Couldn’t resist laughing. 😂❤️

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks thanks

  • @anamika13
    @anamika132 жыл бұрын

    Every second of the video is entertaining good job 👏👍

  • @anjalisawlani
    @anjalisawlani2 жыл бұрын

    True that Vivek , that's what it feels like to be a woman in the family too especially the husband's family 😔

  • @tamanawani4545
    @tamanawani45452 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣... from the first second of this video I am laughing... really amazing... love from J&K... keep going☺..

  • @VivekSamtani

    @VivekSamtani

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thankyou ..inshallah video aage aur bhejo

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