Drew admitting she sits on the toilet to be alone makes me feel so SEEN… wow representation in media🥹

After Drew’s interpretation of La La Land I think you guys should do a “Wrong Plot Only” episode! 😂

The bathroom thing is so fairrr. Sometimes my social batteries are low and the toilet is my wireless charger

@chroniconline13

2 ай бұрын

Full Seat to ass connection with a squatty potty 😩

deison you were right on the spongebob episode! SB goes, "and...tomatoes! what are they vegetables...or...fruit...? andwhatdoesthatmake?ketchuphaha" lolol

This is my Post Texas Storm therapy. driving through that rain-blizzard was, in fact, stressful af and it’s so cool I’m still alive 👍🏽👍🏽

@Alex-ld6zc

2 ай бұрын

REAL, this storm was so intense for no reason

Rascal Flats!! 🤠And Drews impression “wow girl doesn’t even recognise her own horse”🤣🤣💀

Ok the fact that Caleb has a no brainer bit makes me know he's actually funny

Drew smiling with the finger 🔫 out as she threatens our lives is the high stakes comedy I signed up for here on Two Idiot Girls

The best day of the week…has arrived…I’m sat

THE WAY I'VE INVOLUNTARILY BECOME FIXATED ON PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE OF Y'ALL IS INSANE😭 lmao

me INSTANTLY knowing that Drew was describing the Hannah Montana movie 😭

At this point, y'all need to do an episode on the most iconic bits from the podcast 🤣

"Then where do they park it?" I love Deison sm, I would have asked the same thing 😭😂

Every time you guys do the Alexa bit all of my speakers go CRAZY😭😭😭

It’s 3am here yet I’m starting the podcast 😂

WERE SO BACK WERE SO BACK TEAM

regular coke makes my teeth feel weird too omg thank u deison

Literally obsessed with you two

5:51 yk what as a fellow virgo, toilet time is also my me time. I feel like it truly is our office because like no one can walk in on you, it’s just you and your bare ass on that seat. It’s peaceful, heaven on earth if you will.

Yall gagged me with th Michael Clifford comparison 😂

The paperboy movie I think she's talking about is The Paper Brigade. Lol

@meyahmarleina

2 ай бұрын

Yessss!

yes I woke up at 4am to watch this AND WHAT ABOUT IT

i did see one direction and 5sos tour together (3 times) and yeah "hey, im gay" is an accurate summary of those experiences

My cousin surprised me with VIP tickets to your tour for my bday and I’ll see y’all in August!!! I can’t wait 😁💗

Drew’s description of LaLaLand makes me wanna watch it

was about to go to bed. now i am not.

Let's go night shift employees🎉

I'm 34 years old and I think you guys are the cool girls. 😎 and please continue the chat bit...cause it's become my personality and I need to be validated.

Me & my bf looove the planet of the apes series! We binged all of them before watching the new one, 10/10. Now we can’t stop saying “what a wonderful day!” 😂

foxtrot comics mention!!!!

Whenever I say I have to go to the bathroom I say “See you in 3-5 business days”

@DiMagnolia

Ай бұрын

I love that

omfg i cried with the Booog Backpack bit 😭💀 Every time I'd come back home buzzed from a night out, my sisters would be up and i'd do the "HEEEYYY...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I TOOOOOLD YOU NOT TO WAIT UP....AGGGGGH!"😂

My competitiveness with the describing movies game. Duuude hold my coffee let me show you my skills. 5/5. Yes this is me bragging about being able to guess movies. I know, I knoooow I’m just better than you I guess😎 love this podcast sm!

I have to listen to this pod with headphones because Drew has set off my Alexa many times

honestly i found out about these two from an older two idiot girls episode and they kept saying "chonis" and "cacita" and def remind me of the relationship between me and my siblings (im mexican) and initially thought they were mexican before finding out they were somoan. the lore about how they were around mexicans a lot makes so much sense now lmaoo

Loved the Tarzan part, 😂❤

I am fully committed to the planet of the apes bc of this podcast, after you guys mentioned it in a previous episode I’ve fell down a hole.

You're both some of the coolest people alive

AHHHHH im Hannah ❤❤ you picked my comment! I ALSO haven’t seen la la land hahaha I just thought deison had seen it 😂😂 love you guys!

Just putting it out there - when I announced I was pregnant on Instagram *cringe* I did it with “Alexa, play baby by Justin Bieber” - I also don’t have an Alexa and it’s my favorite bit of all time

The guy over compensating is insecurity. Any time people say they know me/ look familiar I just say “yeah a lot of people know me” or “I just have that kind of face” Like please don’t try to make me remember because I wooonnnntttt

The bathroom is my sanctuary. I’m a mutha 😂 that’s my place to zen out! And I also just sit there sometimes I have a comfy stool just for sitting 🤣

i show up like Superman to defend 5SOS every time yall talk about them,, deison is valid for that bc i still ride for them

My parents had a dog named Boog! So you're so right about it being a cute pet name haha.

The way I guessed sharpay’s big break movie for Lala land LOL

It is truly wild how many minutes you spent talking about a story you cannot talk about & could not tell. 😂

the who do you fink gave you the teef is a bit me and my friends alwayssss reference

Love you both sm, this pod gives me saur much life I'm not joe king

I still firmly believe the "Blank Check" kid is Tyler Oakley

holy FUCK i think y'all are so cool??? I literally watch TIG to pump myself up for social interactions!!!

My name is Alex and whenever you talk about your friend I feel like I'm in a cool club or like I know you LOL 😂

OMG no one has ever related to the fuzzy teeth feeling from (American) coke. I feel seen 🥰

@candiedolives5340

2 ай бұрын

It truly does dissolve tooth enamel so I wouldn't be surprised if that's what you're feeling

Oh, I'm the same with needing alone time in the washroom for an hour or two. If I don't have that, I don't feel like a person. Truly torturous!!!!

Paper boy movie, The Paper Brigade? I loved that movie.

For that first movie, Drew said everything and nothing at all lmao

ok hear me out as a sibling who shared a room I also think the bathroom is my safe space... I will literally take my sweet time in there - DO NOT RUSH ME! LOL

it’s 3:30 here but i’m IN

I’m just gonna like this before I watch it bc based off the title … yes

22:38 LMAOOO are yall talking about Matt King?😭

@indi2544

2 ай бұрын

i wass dyingggg at this bit

@ZangieDoes

2 ай бұрын

@@indi2544 lmaoooooo it made me think of him lowkey but I was dying to lmaoo

@twoidiotgirls

2 ай бұрын

no we weren’t lol

@indi2544

2 ай бұрын

@@twoidiotgirls in the DRIVEWAY 🫨🫢🤫🤫🤫🫨🫨🤑🤧🤧🤧🤧

The way I knew she was talking about Hannah Montana just by the first scene

Omg early gang !!! 1:35 here in Edmonton!!

The way that I knew the Hannah Montana movie within the first three sentences

Me being Mexican always being mistaken as Polynesian and Filipina too 😀

Mothers instinct is really good but sad with Anne Hathaway

I love my giggle gals

Thank you guys for setting off my Alexa

Yasssss my two favorite idiots 🥰

New mom here.... the bathroom is basically the only alone time I get right now, so Drew is in good company 😂😂😂

I met the guy who plays Jeremiah this weekend and sent Deison a DM!!! Too bad this wasn’t out yet and i could’ve asked him

The way that neither of you remembered that in Max Keeble's Big Move, Robe was played by Josh Peck..... 😂😂😂

My cats name is Boog, thank you for the respect 🫡

I’m listening to this at the beach

I’m Native American and my boyfriend is Mexican and he had me do the Picot just dry swallow and then slam some water. It was life changing in two ways. Feels like you’re dying and then you feel SO MUCH BETTER after. So it does work

Deison are you talking about the peanut butter gang?!

I really hope the audio book is on Libby

Drew I got a long square set for my birthday because you inspired me. They’re a lot more flattering on my little chode fingers than the almonds I was getting

Presaved the audio book!!

The way I got the Hannah Montana movie SO fast

You guys saying "moded" makes me feel like I'm with my family 🫶

wait the paper boy movie deison is talking about was it the paper brigade with freddy Krueger himself, the legendary Robert englund??

come to australia (melbourne) or I will FREAK out

Happy Tuesday besties (my fav day)

I saw one direction and 5SOS at the last show in Gillette Stadium, I’m a Niall and Calum girlie😂

DEISON OMFG et being all crusty made me cry so hard and my mom thought it was because i was sad he was dying but it was actually because he was fucking horrifying to look at like he looked like something you’d pull out of a lint trap

Paper Brigaaaaaaade

Its crazy because I've been with my man for 18 years and I still don't allow him upstairs where my bathroom is, I tell him "I'm going to have my morning or night meditation time" hahahaha Its none of his business what I do in there hahahaha

I loved eating picot like fun dip

💛💛

does anyone know what video it is where drew is doing a bit from a guy in a movie (i think) and she’s going ‘what are you even saying to me right now’ 😭 it’s in my head and it’s so fucking funny

I've noticed that this is a common thing for POC, for people to think that they've met us before. I genuinely believe that it has to do with racism and certain people's abilities to not remember any discernable features on a POC, except their color. I've been told 6 different times that I've met someone whom I've never seen in my life.

Raise your hand if 15:04 triggered the Alexa in your kitchen to play Fly with Me by the Jonas Brothers 🙋🏼‍♀️

The toilet is also my safe space drew!!! If you get it, you get it🫵🏾 Edit: I also think you guys are the coolest people alive 👍🏾

Me guessing Civil War movies on the first movie/series 😭

I knew immediately Hannah Montana 😂

Okay but why do I know exactly what she’s talking about with the paperboy movie like wtf was that

Yuhhhhhhp

Just built a house with my fiance, & I specifically told the designer to put the toilet in its own room, inside the bathroom with its own door. Bc I GET IT. I just now realized why they call it a sanctuary. Fully sitting on the lid reading, nothin else, just silence.

As a Virgo, I do the same thing in the bathroom. It’s my ✨quiet time✨

The paper brigade. It was a disney movie

The way i immediately knew it was Hannah Montana the movie