Kane was so slow he wasn't even on the list 😂

@user-vs7nm4hn8i

22 күн бұрын

Reckon they deliberately left him out...... You know he's bottom 😂

@TheIceMurder2

22 күн бұрын

Same with Mainoo. 😂

@CC-sp6kl

22 күн бұрын

⁠@@TheIceMurder2 Is Mainoo slow? Never thought of him as a slow player

@trexce5164

21 күн бұрын

@@CC-sp6klYh he is pretty slow accelerating

@user-vm9hh2se7s

21 күн бұрын

Declan the snail Rice

The Sloth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dalegrant9282

24 күн бұрын

Sid

@huytran-wn9nc

24 күн бұрын

The funny thing is, he does look like a Sloth 😂

@virtualcity721

24 күн бұрын

@@huytran-wn9nc no he looks like Dani Olmo

@TTWGD3

24 күн бұрын

@@huytran-wn9ncno mate, he looks like a future Ballon d’Or winner

@ZM19.

24 күн бұрын

@@TTWGD3fat chance, you need aura for that, and less reliance on pens😂

Kane has his own category

@cwaddle

22 күн бұрын

Probably E

@qualitycontent4076

22 күн бұрын

Probably m for mong

@SA-uk2uu

22 күн бұрын

😂

@ZakChlebowski

21 күн бұрын

Probably T for Terrible

@RELEONSK

21 күн бұрын

Pickford is probably faster than kane tbf, certainly in these last few matches

Kyle Walker ❌ Kyle Runner ✅

@mattwarrington1

22 күн бұрын

Cheetahs are extremely fast

@Spah_sappin_mah_sentry

21 күн бұрын

This aged poorly

@philiplindsay5194

21 күн бұрын

Iu8😮😮😮😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😢😢😢😢🎉🎉🎉🎉😂❤​@@Spah_sappin_mah_sentry

@alicianorris763

15 күн бұрын

Ha not funny

@alicianorris763

15 күн бұрын

Never mind kind of funny

Pickers running to the buffet! 🤣

Stop with the limitations, just let him pick the fastest ones in the right order

@adixen5362

22 күн бұрын

did u watch the video bro??

@TheIceMurder2

22 күн бұрын

​@@adixen5362 In the end when he supposedly "fixed" it he was still only allowed to pick two people in each category which makes no sense.

@iBrOWneR

21 күн бұрын

@@TheIceMurder2does not matter the catergories at the point he put them in order of fastest to slowest

@TheIceMurder2

20 күн бұрын

@@iBrOWneR Of course it matters. If three people have similar speed in his opinion he wouldn't be allowed to put them together making the whole tier list inaccurate.

@tanzolo4487

17 күн бұрын

Takes the fun out of it no? It’s not like you can’t see what he actually wants. Btw these are his friends. He’d everyone in S or A

Walker calling foden ronnie is iconic😂

@darrenwarby32

24 күн бұрын

Fodens family actually call him "ronnie" at home .

@toxicprivate

24 күн бұрын

@@darrenwarby32 ratio

@lukemurray4950

24 күн бұрын

​@@darrenwarby32why?

@NitrogenFX

24 күн бұрын

@@lukemurray4950 His dad is called Phil so Foden used Ronnie as a nickname to avoid confusion with his dad

@mxp6725

24 күн бұрын

Where do you get Ronnie from

This is actually one of the best videos iv seen by an English player - he is such a gentleman

@FriskyOnion

24 күн бұрын

@@YALR-nh2tv keep pedalling that race card pal, just what the sport needs. FYI the police investigated those instances and 90% of the racism was not native to england.

@jman7319

24 күн бұрын

He ain’t no gentleman 🤣

@rugpulla

24 күн бұрын

Kyle Walker gentleman, yeah he’s gentle with his wife and his girlfriend 😂😂

@georgemasingiri980

24 күн бұрын

😂😂 you mean he is well PR trained

@judgefish4044

24 күн бұрын

​@@jman7319 This man does not know the stories 😭

This would have been so much better just placing whos fastest over locking 2 in a group lol. - Edit nvm he fixed at the end.

marc guehi achieved unc status

@england

23 күн бұрын

Unc Marc 🤝

Thought S was for slow and F for fast 😂

@TuanNguyen-ko7yv

24 күн бұрын

right haha

@fancytwisted

23 күн бұрын

looool

great to see the training going well for sunday

What a video 🤣, love it

Loved that video. Walker is a gent

RE Pickford: 'every day is a positive day', bro putting him on deaths door

Well I hope this video isn’t available in Spain

@FollowHenry

24 күн бұрын

I'm watching from Spain 😬

@egoist_chan

23 күн бұрын

they are watching it from germany

@adhammp6885

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Kyle Walker seems like a really nice guy and great co-worker for sure

@Jack-om1qw

15 күн бұрын

If you're a brass maybe

@tf2368

8 күн бұрын

@@Jack-om1qw during covid

What a stand up guy. Big up Kyle

@petercinema9343

23 күн бұрын

Stand up guy, having an affair and kids behind his wife’s back

@loukes116

23 күн бұрын

@@petercinema9343 💀💀💀

This was really cool

This one was so interesting, thank you!

@craighughes4885

24 күн бұрын

You're welcome Mr Fuente

@God_Sent10

23 күн бұрын

@@craighughes4885lmfaooooooo

Love the shout out to downing. So underrated

@dicarpio2177

22 күн бұрын

Weird thing with downing was that at boro and at West Ham, his best games were actually playing in the hole behind a front two and not out wide

@yy9619

21 күн бұрын

@@dicarpio2177 potentially showing age there? Downing at Sunderland and Boro as a winger was incredible. Then late in career when pace was gone a little in the 10 was incredible

Cost us both goals. Thank you so much Kyle.

Very surprised to see that Ollie Watkins and Anothony Gordon are this fast.

@michael43567

22 күн бұрын

Agreed. Thought Saka would be fatser than both

@parascitzo9455

21 күн бұрын

Gordon is probably one of the faster footballers in the world. Ollie and Saka are both fast, probably pretty similar.

@officialdownload4

21 күн бұрын

@@parascitzo9455id day Watkins is a bit faster than Saka and I’m an Arsenal fan

@hartshaped

21 күн бұрын

I’m not Gordon is literally one of the fastest players in Europe. Saw him play in person and he is absolutely rapid and has the stamina to match

Shaw is quicker than I thought!

@ronaldomcdonaldo6289

24 күн бұрын

years ago there were leaks that he was the slowest player at united, so it's a little confusing to see this

@iqbalmiah8100

24 күн бұрын

Pre legbreak shaw was rapid

@rparvez92

24 күн бұрын

​@ronaldomcdonaldo6289 that was Lukaku who posted that being petty and Shaw wasn't fully fit so he got done dirty

@tyronelorenzovalentio3414

24 күн бұрын

@@ronaldomcdonaldo6289penaldo

@omarkhan9646

23 күн бұрын

Shaw broke Walcott’s speed record at Southampton. He then got injured.

This was weirdly amusing 🎉🎉

“Fast when going to the buffet” 💀

Kane not even on the board that tracks 😂

Bowen too underrated

Good choices

This is class 😂😂

Shaw that quick !? Are we talking about the same Shaw?😂😂

@jimmymac8993

22 күн бұрын

I'm a united fan. He's deceptively quick....never seen him done for pace

@miracleman8022

21 күн бұрын

@@jimmymac8993he got smoked my yamal 😂 he just bodied him only way to not get smoked

@Roberto-xo5hm

21 күн бұрын

@@miracleman8022and that means he can’t still be quick?

@Sean-fw9nh

21 күн бұрын

Shaw is rapid..

@JO6458-oi8xz

11 күн бұрын

​@@miracleman8022Yamal beat him but never for pace. Did you watch the game?

Walker too Classy wid it!

Walker should be ranking his *extensive* family in order of priority

Anthonyyyyyy Gordon, running down the wing, Gordon, makes the Geordies sing, Gordon, We are going to Berlin.

@vidu635

24 күн бұрын

Lol Anthony Gordon, chows the bench. Anthony Gordon, we he comes on there is a stench 💩 we’re losing in Berlin

@Talljittt

24 күн бұрын

@@vidu635so much hate in your heart for what

@vidu635

24 күн бұрын

@@Talljittt not hate just jokes, need me to run shops and get you a tampon?

@bugofcake

24 күн бұрын

He leaving you for Liverpool, you guys will learn why Everton fans hate him

@Lionelandress733

24 күн бұрын

​@@vidu635it's coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤❤

Sid the Sloth 😂

Be interested to see a list of the quickest players Walker has come up against. For me, no one is gonna outpace Van De Ven currently.

@wasimdbala349

20 күн бұрын

Mbappe waltzed past him like he wasn't there in 2022. He'll be top

Was Harry Kane too slow for this?

@Ch00x-kt2fr

24 күн бұрын

Yeah for sure.

@ekmelk10

21 күн бұрын

he's E tier imo

Kane is on the back of the board

I need Kyle Walker to make a guest cameo on the Gentlemen.

Harry Kane would be behind Pickford😂

I swear man walks is the funniest guy in the england squad the day he leaves will be a sad day. NeVEr LeaVe KyLeEee😢

I like the random 1990s intro theme

Fastest silver medalist

Someone get that man, three irons for his shirt

Let’s go England we are going to win the euros🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

bruh palmer is so angry watching this vid😂😂 he should be C or B

I like walker such a gentleman

@CovCitySkyBlue

24 күн бұрын

Other than when he is banging

@gooner19662001

23 күн бұрын

yeah i bet his missus thinks so lol

Walkers hilarious 😂

now we talking, kyle is actually one of the best players on the squad on matchday, England would not be here without him

@Dingo-Blurps

23 күн бұрын

Are you high? He’s been awful all tournament.

@MohamedElouarda-qk6ws

22 күн бұрын

I think in the S category, there's Kyle Walker, Théo Walcott, Aaron Lennon, Bellerin, Adama Traoré, Sterling in A

@moraslf

21 күн бұрын

england lost becuase of his defending wdym

forgot our CDMs Rice & Kane

should have added S+ tier for Kyle so rest of the lads could have some room

HE LOVES JHONNY DON'T HE?

didn't know Gordon was that quick

Id love to see a on the ball pace list. Players like palmer and foden who are not a rapid as maybe the sakas and gordons but maybe S tier otherwise

@raveninnsbruck9166

23 күн бұрын

Palmer isnt fast on the ball either

@Dilllll26

21 күн бұрын

@@raveninnsbruck9166his acceleration isnt too bad, he Atleast took some people on at LW down the outside unlike foden

@raveninnsbruck9166

20 күн бұрын

@@Dilllll26 Palmer has never once been on the LW, so thats just a lie

@Dilllll26

20 күн бұрын

@@raveninnsbruck9166 he played in that area a few times during the euros, maybe you didn’t watch? And he played there multiple times for city you doughnut He has the acceleration and control to get space on a man is my point

Kyle walker is fast asf for his size Bro runs like an NFL American wide receiver

Speed merchant

Walker did very well in this tournament. He may have his off games in this Euro but not so for the finals versus Spain, which managed to switch tactics after the first half that give the impression that Walker was out of positions for the goals conceded.

@patrickdixon7202

Күн бұрын

He sucked.

Walker was pretty slow vs Cucu and Williams. Both goals were through the right lol

‘Phil’s not a sprinter’ so we played him LM with Kane up front who also isnt a sprinter, on top of that dropping so deep in the group stage, and southgate wonders why we criticise him for us not creating any chances 🤦🏽‍♂️😂💀

@GamerKid-u1r

24 күн бұрын

They get on ivan or watkins we score 😂

@SilvaRiz

24 күн бұрын

⁠@@GamerKid-u1r Who’s top scorer? In this tournament? All time for the country?

@Timings

24 күн бұрын

@@SilvaRiz What does previous achievements do for him in this tournaments? Brother stop it already, he has been super poor in this tourney, I love him, but he just shouldn't start, looks unfit and it doesn't work out at all right now, especially not with Bellingham and Foden behind him.

@Robzabest25

24 күн бұрын

kyle could put a better starting lineup and formation than soutgate

@e9cw196

23 күн бұрын

Gordon or Eze for foden and we would score more. Heck even watkins for him too. Anyone that can run in behind and make those runs, it helps the midfield and kane a lot to have a runner.

Walker completely chalked this list 😂

@blayde752

22 күн бұрын

chalked the final to

Max 2 per line is ok but not able to switch is a silly rule.

@ryanh2934

22 күн бұрын

That’s the entire point of a blind ranking

Cost us both goals, just a speed merchant

Kane would be in ROW Z

@deenofr

24 күн бұрын

And trent would create a letter after Z, and join that letter

@CodPatrol

24 күн бұрын

@@deenofr ?????

@Ch00x-kt2fr

24 күн бұрын

They didn’t add Kane in cus it would be too embarrassing.

@PixelFortex

24 күн бұрын

@@Ch00x-kt2fr lol

Doesn’t really count when you’re literally dog water at every other aspect of the game though

Speed is one thing but reading the game is more important for a defender and tackling ability. Walker was weak on both Spanish goals, for example. On the first he was simply out of position and the second his challenge was weak. Modern English fullbacks have been mediocre as defenders. Nice to see Chielini given some prominence as defending captain. There was a fullback.

class showing the whole ranking in the first 30 seconds

Based off pace:❎ Baced off niceness:✅

@owenbrown6851

20 күн бұрын

Just like southgates team selections

Bro got cooked today

Carruthers is now carrying his 34 child

why show the list in the intro and spoil the video?

Palmer is very slow…. I believe you Walker just because you have proven yourself can catch up with all the speedy winger like Mbappe and vinicus

You can’t lie everybody loves Kyle walker 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@t0mes

24 күн бұрын

He’s a proper bell end though isn’t he

@shanginadildo

24 күн бұрын

Apart from his family

I wonder where Gomez would be in this ranking, because I have always considered him one of the fastest CBs, but he does play as fullback a lot as well, so.. I'm thinking at least B.

This guy wasn't fast enough to stop Cucurella from getting the game winning assist :(

He says Luke is quicker than saka. I wish ea would just measure players speeds so it wouldn’t be as inaccurate in ultimate team

@Mopark25

23 күн бұрын

Luke has never been respected on FIFA, should be high 80s but always gets 83s.

No way Palmer, being tall as he is, being slower than foden on 100m. Neither do I believe Shaw is faster than Watkins. But I gotta trust the man, he plays with them.

@peanuts6523

6 күн бұрын

Tall players on average are faster while shorter players much agile but in Palmer's case he might be exceptionally slower and c'mon he's being compared to top professionals many of who are there because of their speed compared to slower more skilled players.

@masculean9855

6 күн бұрын

@@peanuts6523 foden is skilled not fast and palmer has step length advantage, no way he looses 100m sprint. Same with Watkins who has less injuries than shaw and is pretty leaner.

ITS COMING HOME

I live in sheffield and I am married. One day my wife tells me her work friend is has invited us to their wedding. I really did not want to go and so she went on her own. She gets back and she tells me "the best man was a football player". I asked "who was it" she says "I cannot remember" but she showed me pictures. It was only Kyle flipping walker.

Meanwhile Left-back Gomez with his prem and championship medals with A Class speed is just chillin on the bench.

Very likeable guy 👌👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Kyle is in a league of his own running away from the husbands of the women hes nobbing 😂

Downing never got the respect he deserved when it came to EA game rating. Especially for pace he was always rated in the low 80s. To have Walker call you among the quickest he's ever played with is absolutely massive.

Did they not include Harry because they couldnt fit an M row in?

Get him to rank which of his families he prefers!

Yeah Bowen ⚒️🫧⚽️✨🔥

How is here in 2026

Sir Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

Maguire sweating till someone shows him it's current squad

@raveninnsbruck9166

23 күн бұрын

Still faster than Kane

Who’s here after England win the euros🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@andrewcuber8968

24 күн бұрын

is bro a time traveler

@Dan-lg4bs

24 күн бұрын

Stop

@ezedinhothethird

24 күн бұрын

You better not be lying lol

@Dr.LingLangYT

24 күн бұрын

me but in 2028

@reyhansadeqi1950

24 күн бұрын

Im here after England just won world cup at 1996

FIFA don’t have analysts to sort the speed ratings for the game they just ask Kyle his opinion

Thought S was for Slow and F for Fast. Not in this ranking system 😢

Should’ve never put Walkers card in this when he’s based his whole character on how fast he runs

Rashford would of been on s any day

@richardhowe4539

24 күн бұрын

he's on his S(ofa)

@user-dr2ww2jg8o

24 күн бұрын

@@richardhowe4539😂😂😂😂😂

Guy in the background seems like a fun person to be around smh..

No Trent in this video :(((

2 in a row🔥🔥

it's coming home

@mohsinzia6184

24 күн бұрын

maybe

@fablenumber1fan

24 күн бұрын

Really hard game to come, but I am hoping Spain's midfield won't look as strong as it has against us. Jude man marked Rodri in the CL against City and took him out of the game.

@mk22vids37

24 күн бұрын

no

@Lionelandress733

24 күн бұрын

Yes🎉🎉

YOU FORGOT ABOUT MAINOO

England can be champions if playing fighter tactical

why isnt kane on there , trying to save him again are you lol !