Not only would that be an insane thing to kill someone for, him saying "I thought" implies he didn't know for certain if he read his mail. Such a good line.

@novaplex4024

4 ай бұрын

Thought is also past tense, so he probably didn't read the mail

@TheDrunkMunk

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's absolutely hilarious. 'Thought' either means he wasn't sure and still isn't, or at the time he was convinced it happened, but now he knows he was mistaken

@fruitrolled

4 ай бұрын

It's also unironically something that would happen in kc lol

@SmokeymcJoint420

2 ай бұрын

It isn't an implication, he outright says it.

@thomasb7347

2 ай бұрын

If he wasn't reading his mail why was he holding it? That postal worker disguise didn't fool him neither

this is unironically a good song, i don’t like how good this is.

@ilovechrist9780

4 ай бұрын

It is good and fun fact people who don't like this song are democrat homosexuals

@MadnessHero13

4 ай бұрын

Right?! 😂

@Child_Dog

4 ай бұрын

Haha you're not wrong. Too real.

@nova3752

4 ай бұрын

Lol it's because you like redneck music. It's okay, you guys are adorable.

@lildipper3423

4 ай бұрын

@@ilovechrist9780 funny as a democrat i love this hilarious song

This is just what real country music is supposed to sound like.

@orrinfreeman5672

4 ай бұрын

Oh hi death! how are you doing these days?

@user-mm7wd7qq9s

4 ай бұрын

Johnny Cash can finally stop rolling in his grave 😂

@callofdutylegend

3 ай бұрын

Right

@wompstopm123

3 ай бұрын

this land is mine!

@warweasel2832

Ай бұрын

It's like Johnny Cash on steroids.

Good to see real American patriots still exist out there! 🇺🇸🦅🎸God bless America 🇺🇸 Amen 🙏

@Gullsviti

4 ай бұрын

Amen 🇺🇸

@_SavageMcCabbage

4 ай бұрын

And God bless cocaine. Yeehaw!

@lau_sol24

4 ай бұрын

​@@_SavageMcCabbageAnd meth

@srnfr270

4 ай бұрын

I love cocaine too

@dylanrodrigues

4 ай бұрын

Amen brother 🙏🏾🇺🇲

I always admired Brody Hardison for being so honest in this song about his struggles after breaking up with Tanya McCabe. Maybe they could have reconciled if he hadn't OD'd on cocaine. RIP to one of the Real Ones.

@calebtheholyman545

4 ай бұрын

Bro is calling back to the origins

@ellebell9139

4 ай бұрын

Tanya is the best.... Too good for him 😂

@AXCV1995

4 ай бұрын

They brought him back to life with meth, tmz always posts too early

@Child_Dog

4 ай бұрын

Please remember that the cause of death is just speculation and rumor. There is absolutely nothing concrete to suggest that he ever loved cocaine.

@evanlinden4410

4 ай бұрын

I mean, he did call Tanya a whore. No wonder she said men are bad.

This should be the American National anthem. It embodies every American stereotype that ever existed and I'm here for it.

Play this to an "I listen to everything except country" person to change their mind

@Bill_butters

4 ай бұрын

I am that person, I hate country but loved this

@Kevintendo

4 ай бұрын

@@Bill_butterswhat y’all think about Lit’s country album These Are The Days

@driftingwolf0

4 ай бұрын

To cope, I officially recognize all Johnny cash music as R&B music

@cotenaijo3112

4 ай бұрын

it worked on me💀

@LuizAlexPhoenix

4 ай бұрын

I don't listen to country because most of the time it's a rich fat dude living in a mansion talking about living a life he never did. Hell, some are just pop love songs with a drawl on the singer and a country guitar. 😅

Congrats on the full album release! Every song is my favorite, I can NOT get enough of these genre parodies lol

@NeuroAst-eg9cg

4 ай бұрын

Kyle does it right

Love the lip flapping sound at the end. A true Kyle Gordon classic.

If there isn’t already a sub-genre of outlaw country, there needs to be one for “dirtbag country” 🇺🇸

@RaptorJesus

2 ай бұрын

There's already a term for it. Until the early 2000s it was just called "country music".

@brokensilence3268

9 күн бұрын

You're looking for James McMurtry

I remember seeing Kyle open for Toby Keith back in the early 2000s after 9/11. Kyle and Toby played this song together and it brought a tear to my eye. Being an American has never felt so real

@cleovictoria995

4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah brother

@Jimmymatthewb

4 ай бұрын

Kyle Gordon was playing concerts 23 years ago?? He looks like he's in his 20's. And he only has 8 songs in 2024. Wtf??

@Flapjacks-tm8cf

4 ай бұрын

​@Jimmymatthewb, it's a joke lad

@get6149

4 ай бұрын

​@@Flapjacks-tm8cfno it's real I saw it too

@Asthmahaver69

4 ай бұрын

​@@Jimmymatthewb noo, Kyle is a big time producer for ghost writers. The guy who wrote this has been around since the 80s lol. Look him up, flapjacks above me is lying.

This is ironically such a good Banger that makes you feel like a real country boah

I remember brody hardison opening for 3 doors down at my state fair in 04. I knew immediately when i heard him that this pure blooded american he man was gonna save country music.

@Jimmymatthewb

4 ай бұрын

I cannot for the LIFE of me understand these comments. I thought this was a parody. Googling "Brody Hardison" pulls up literally NOTHING besides for THIS song, with Kyle Gordon. How is it possible that all these comments are talking about this like it's a real song by a real artist??

@Real_NormalGuy

4 ай бұрын

@@Jimmymatthewbso it’s a running joke where you act like the fictional artist he plays is a real artist and you make up some story about listening to his music in whatever era the song is parodying

@Salesman40mm

4 ай бұрын

3 Doors Down is great

@Asthmahaver69

4 ай бұрын

​@@JimmymatthewbBrody H. Is a man of many names, pretty sure it's currently Jimmy Matthew, which is what the news last reported after his 06 dog fighting scandal. 😂

Spreading the word. Texas loves Kyle Gordon.

“for tax purposes and also for SEX” got me 😂

@Robmancan1987

4 ай бұрын

I spit my drink 😂

@andymcneishj359

4 ай бұрын

“ I love cocaine…..and meth !” Classic

@minechof824

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@andymcneishj359 hoo ha!

@liamgoldman8045

4 ай бұрын

I also did that with my gay friend.

@liamgoldman8045

4 ай бұрын

Mostly for tax purposes.

Still cannot stop listening to this masterpiece. It needs an official video.

@Child_Dog

4 ай бұрын

And an extended version.

I remember when Brody Hardison played by the river at the annual can drive free concert. We won VIP passes on the radio and got to meet this legend. My best friend had him sign his asscheeks and got it tattooed that night.

Our generations weird Al

@tw20239

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

Kansas City Missourian here and this is real asf 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

@UnsaturatedNerine

2 ай бұрын

nice pfp

Wow - that takes me back! I remember when this guy opened for Bruce Springsteen back in '78, none of us were expecting much of anything but he knocked our SOCKS off!! A REAL American patriot...!!! GOD BLESS...

Bro dropped an absolute banger. Real country is back boys!

*LYRICS* Given this song is actually amazing, I thought ye might want the lyrics as much as I did. Transcribed by ear, apologies for mistakes I killed a man in Kansas City Cuz' I thought he read my mail And I was forced to leave Missourri When I skipped out on my bail And I got a union job in Tulsa Removing lead from the county drains And I split town when I robbed a Wendy's Cuz' by the way I love cocaine And meth (Whoo-ha) When I'm wanderin' That's my life Well I stayed up with a whore all night And now she's my wife And when I'm wanderin' That's what I do Well you can find me, Maybe, Baby, Upstairs with you making love But I'm gone Cuz' I am wanderin' I went to jail in Tallahassee For haulin' bootleg bacon grease And I met Ronald Reagan's Grandson And we got married for a week (For tax purposes and also for sex) I got shot to death down in New Orleans Well they brought me back to life in a creole bar A voodoo shaman did some voodoo Only that she stole 400 bucks and keyed my car (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) When I'm wanderin' And never knowing my old man I tried to leave my wife last night Oh Lord, and she shot me in the leg (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) When I'm wanderin' Couldn't tell you half the things I did Man, I know they're out there somewhere (Huh? What're you talkin' bout?) Fuck, I know that I got kids (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) When I'm wanderin' And when the devil rings my bell Well only pussies go to heaven That's why I'm staying here in hell Oh my god, I love cocaine!

@ChazerAPEX

4 ай бұрын

I believe it says Creole bar but I could be wrong

@jakeyjoo

4 ай бұрын

Bootleg bacon* grease Creole* bar Great writeup though!

@FoxLosst

4 ай бұрын

@@jakeyjoo Thanks for the corrections man, I'll put them in

@ziomekszary647

4 ай бұрын

I thought he skipped all his mail not bail

@tommymakem2611

4 ай бұрын

"Did some voodoo on me" Not "only". Other than that, excellent job!

Dad lore be like:

@driftingwolf0

Ай бұрын

Don't tell your mother.

Three times “hurray” for this country! 🦅🦅🦅 Gobbless.

This song has NO business being this good!

WE MAKIN' IT OUT THE BOONIES WITH THIS ONE!

This is some Punk Rock/Southern Bluegrass music.

@beanpasteposts

4 ай бұрын

Cowpunk? 😂

@SkatePunkBanana

4 ай бұрын

​@beanpasteposts maybe cowpunk. Folk punk is also an option for this song tho.

@michka841

4 ай бұрын

nah, that's just how country music used to be prior to 9/11

@weatheredseeker

4 ай бұрын

​@@SkatePunkBananato me it sounds like celtic punk without the accent but irish and southern us have a lot of similarities

@kevinwillems8720

4 ай бұрын

​@@SkatePunkBanananeeds more anarchism

Thanks for showing those LIBERALS in the industry that REAL AMERICAN MEN can still make music 😎💪🦅

@justincarpenter1197

4 ай бұрын

So liberals shouldn’t or don’t like it? I do?

@hman1025

4 ай бұрын

@@justincarpenter1197 brother it’s sarcasm

@iiiSK8orDI3iii

4 ай бұрын

​@@hman1025💀 I think it's the "LIBERALS" in all caps that really sold them on it. That was a nice touch 👌🏻

@godturkey4098

4 ай бұрын

​@@justincarpenter1197 wooooosh

@xhaywireskydiverx1389

4 ай бұрын

not even bait and he still managed to get one 😂

After how catchy and great the short was, Ive been waiting on this full release....unironically. This is just an excellent song and the fact that it's a parody is just a bonus.

This man's like a musical chameleon. No genre is safe.

now this is pure country music. this man might save country music,merica shit i got kids cocaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the most American song I’ve ever heard

@sillylittletalkingthing

3 ай бұрын

is your pfp krieg from borderlanbds

@ItsHavocSR

3 ай бұрын

@@sillylittletalkingthing no, its just the regular psycho

I hope this is on Spotify. Because it will be the only country song I have in my playlist.

🦅🦅🦅 WE GOIN TO TEXAS WITH THIS ONE

America🦅🦅🦅💯🏈🏈

The "and meth, HOO HA!" has me especially weak ngl😂😂

Beautiful I’m crying right now

@REDACTEDFILE

4 ай бұрын

same im crying for no reason

*BRODY HARDISON FOR PRESIDENT!!! 2024!* 🇺🇸

@Rum-Runner

4 ай бұрын

- becomes president - irreparably f*cks up the country - disappears after the first week - he’s wanderin’ 😎 Brody Hardison for Prez 2024, the president we neither need nor deserve!!

@sliporful

4 ай бұрын

​@@Rum-Runner we deserve him

@refrigerator-13

2 ай бұрын

​@@Rum-Runnerhe sounds like a good politician to me

This is going on my playlist. It's too awesome

Kyle gordon is a folk punk legend

Hauling bootleg Bacon Grease is a real mans job

Woah, this is the EARLIEST ive ever been! Great! Youre one of my favourite youtubers

This has been stuck in my head all night and im not mad about it

Oddly enough the only country song to come out in line 20 years

So proud to see your music journey! Can't wait to see what the future has in store, especially with fabulous songs such as this one.

Wow I can see this being one of my favorite tapes if I was still a child and we still had tapes

absolutely love the range of genres here, i just really hope he makes some hyperpop

I have a small request, can you add subtitles? I'm partially deaf and want to more completely experience this masterpiece 😂. The auto generated ones suck

@NeedleInTheHay1990

4 ай бұрын

just added the lyrics - thanks for your comment encouraging me to play a lil part in keeping us all in on the goofs and gaffs

@mariomadproductions

4 ай бұрын

@@NeedleInTheHay1990 wdym you added them? they aren't there and you aren't the uploader.

@dderajj2166

4 ай бұрын

​@@mariomadproductions the community can add captions

@NeedleInTheHay1990

4 ай бұрын

@mariomadproductions I have no idea why they disappeared, but I transcribed the lyrics minutes before this comment.

@mariomadproductions

4 ай бұрын

@@NeedleInTheHay1990 youtube seems to like to hide user-contributed things without warning (including comments). its annoying.

I said I didn’t like country. I listened to this and I changed my mind.

Absolute banger

Everyone I just wanna say, this needs to be a movie. The next forrest Gump

remember when brody hardison appeared on the king of the hill episode where bobby went on atkins? good times!

YES! Thank you for the full version!!!!!

This is my favorite song from this channel. Feels like it was written about my life… 🥺

We really need music video! ❤

Me and the boys used to sit by the creek slamming a case of Busch light listening to this song, good times brother

Man the stroke at the end was the best part plus i got a harbor freight ad to so yea

I was the man killed in Kansas City

@loveableheathen7441

4 ай бұрын

Shoulda stayed out of his mail smdh

@mvito39

4 ай бұрын

Opening mail that dont belong to you is a federal offense. Consider yourself lucky buck-o.

@nc0gn3gr0

4 ай бұрын

Killa city

@zzanatos2001

4 ай бұрын

Did a Voodoo priestess bring you back to life then steal $400 from you and key your car? They like to do that, you know.

you may live another day.

anyone still listening to this classic in 2024?

@bigpapameme7155

4 ай бұрын

1969

@Asthmahaver69

4 ай бұрын

Yep brotha 😂😂🎉 still remember when this first released in my country in 01' not even American but it made me feel the spirit.. Cheers! 😂🎉❤

@unclenick8809

4 ай бұрын

I just found this song and I already know it’ll be in my life forever

AMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

So good

It is not often that I burst out laughing multiple times in a song

Beautiful.

No words - just 🫡

Grande Ole Opera material here 🎉⛽

0:36 i feel that

The absolute power move of calling your album "I'm great". It kinda summarizes pretty well what Kyle does though, have to admit.

This is my new favorite song

Yes!

Love this song

I wish this one had a video

The perfect sign off to this great album the only one to surpass planet of the bass instant classic.

What a guy,!!!!!! Some skills this chap

I dont really watch or even enjoy your skits, and I'll tell you i love this song it's fully genuine

The musicianship on this is incredible

you need to make a music video for this masterpiece

It's still just amazing.

Amazing.

Just releasing them all, huh!

@dayglownick5493

4 ай бұрын

Hopefully

@dylanrodrigues

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I mean, the album's out

@dayglownick5493

4 ай бұрын

@@dylanrodrigues hopefully

dang i love this song

Dude you don't know how profound this song really is I just listened to it three times in a row thank you

i agree. Kyle Gordon is indeed great.

Absolute BANGER!!!!!

The voice !!!

Unironically good. Make more country punk or whatever this is please lol

genuine banger

I love this song! 😂🎉❤

What a legend

I love this song so much

Ah man I think this is my favorite on the album. Amazing work Kyle.

I love this.

This might be my favorite one

I normally don't like this genre of music but holy shit I'm loving it

straight 🔥🔥🔥!

Fuck yeah. We’re making it out the Econolodge with this one boys!

hell yeah this rocks. I love this song (and meth).

Kyle Gordon for president 2024!

this has some crazy "im gonna be (500 miles)" vibes.

unironically amazing sounding