Well i was chillin at my friends house eating lots of bad food, ... buttnaked in the nude, We had indian, mexican, and all that bad stuff, ... even stuffed pizza crust, But something went wrong, cos i didnt feel right, Felt like I could throw up, and my stomache was like... Protruding out as if was pregnant, Felt like i could birth at any fuckin second, There was a heavy feelin in my lower abdomen, So i ran to the bathroom with an upside down grin, Plopped my ass down on the seat where i sit and i clenched my fist to prepare for the shit, I fart a little bit n felt the shit shift positions, Like gravity and intestinal peristalsis was finally kickin, In... i felt it get in line and start peakin, But it stopped at the threshold and refused to keep movin, Aww snap!! Now i am concerned! I pushed many turds before, but this time i had learned, Its simply not coming out no matter what i do, I got on the seat at 1 o clock, and now its half passed 2..dude, I tried everything from huffin n puffin, Heavin n strainin, almost bust a blood vessel, Suddenly its clear to me, i must check the texture! Cos my butthole is fatigued from all the constant pressure, So i reached back n gave the turtlehead a rub, It was harder than a knucklehead punk in a pub, And more grainy, than the sahara desert, I blame it all on my shitty unhealthy diet, That i been consuming over the blimmin bloomin season, I realised i had to change my mode of operation, So i switched up from jus heavin n straining, To combined it with a cheek spread, i spread them suckers open! Then with the mighty gust of a shotgun blast, It shot out my ass into the toilet bowl real fast! Then as I looked over like a dad full of pride, I said damnnn... that shits real wide!
@alexgriffin1222
4 жыл бұрын
normally i dont care for typed rhymes but this is a goldmine!!!!!
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Instrumental mint as fuck
Well i was chillin at my friends house eating lots of bad food, ... buttnaked in the nude, We had indian, mexican, and all that bad stuff, ... even stuffed pizza crust, But something went wrong, cos i didnt feel right, Felt like I could throw up, and my stomache was like... Protruding out as if was pregnant, Felt like i could birth at any fuckin second, There was a heavy feelin in my lower abdomen, So i ran to the bathroom with an upside down grin, Plopped my ass down on the seat where i sit and i clenched my fist to prepare for the shit, I fart a little bit n felt the shit shift positions, Like gravity and intestinal peristalsis was finally kickin, In... i felt it get in line and start peakin, But it stopped at the threshold and refused to keep movin, Aww snap!! Now i am concerned! I pushed many turds before, but this time i had learned, Its simply not coming out no matter what i do, I got on the seat at 1 o clock, and now its half passed 2..dude, I tried everything from huffin n puffin, Heavin n strainin, almost bust a blood vessel, Suddenly its clear to me, i must check the texture! Cos my butthole is fatigued from all the constant pressure, So i reached back n gave the turtlehead a rub, It was harder than a knucklehead punk in a pub, And more grainy, than the sahara desert, I blame it all on my shitty unhealthy diet, That i been consuming over the blimmin bloomin season, I realised i had to change my mode of operation, So i switched up from jus heavin n straining, To combined it with a cheek spread, i spread them suckers open! Then with the mighty gust of a shotgun blast, It shot out my ass into the toilet bowl real fast! Then as I looked over like a dad full of pride, I said damnnn... that shits real wide!
@alexgriffin1222
4 жыл бұрын
normally i dont care for typed rhymes but this is a goldmine!!!!!
@mistalongname4674
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexgriffin1222 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKagyMOrmci6pJs.html Thanks lol
@SunnySon4028
2 жыл бұрын
Huh