"I went to a fake college okay" Dylan's video is never complete without him reminding us how big of a scam his college was

@manon1327

Жыл бұрын

i thought the same thing lmao

@beatrizmendes8431

Жыл бұрын

Wait, really?????

@butterFly-bu7md

Жыл бұрын

It took him less than 3 minutes to mention it

@bubblesintheocean4638

Жыл бұрын

@@beatrizmendes8431 If you're looking for the context, he mentioned it (more like ranted on it lmao) in his Divergent video (Beer and a Movie series). Entertaining video as always. Edit bc I initially thought it was mentioned in his Hunger Games vid but I checked and it was Divergent instead

@MarnieGolde7

Жыл бұрын

Phoenix university or Devry?

the fact he thirsted over angelina jolie in maleficent one and two, then had an existential furry crisis over tigress, and didn’t try to justify it by mentioning her as the voice, was a missed opportunity and a half. we would’ve accepted the excuse.

@Kanyongosisters

Жыл бұрын

I now wonder how he'll react to Lola from Shark Tales

@lexhdz5803

Жыл бұрын

babes he didnt think of the excuse bc thats not why, my mans is just a furry

@msk-qp6fn

Жыл бұрын

He is proving himself to be angelina jolie sexual 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TLSM-72

Жыл бұрын

With his love for jaguars and trying not to become a furry, we should get him to watch the Madagascar trilogy 😏 🙏

@lafatte24

Ай бұрын

@@lexhdz5803 Considering his reaction to Zootopia, this is it lol.

Dylan constantly calling the red panda “the rat” kills me every time 💀

@leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631

Жыл бұрын

this comment makes me laugh every time i see it

@lexiw.8312

Жыл бұрын

wait it's not actually a rat?!

@vinchinzo594

Жыл бұрын

@@lexiw.8312 Shifu is a Red Panda, a small kind of adorable Panda native to China!

@nahicorua

Жыл бұрын

I would have never in a thousand lives guessed that master shifu was a red panda, I always assumed he was some kind of lemur LMFAOOOO

@cin3859

Жыл бұрын

@@vinchinzo594 fun fact: red pandas are not actually pandas, they’re more like weasels and skunks lol

Dylan's toxic trait is thinking he can beat any villain that he deems 'lame' enough

@maexslg-at

Жыл бұрын

The Recreyo duck

@tomatosoup1304

9 ай бұрын

Just like me

Fun fact: the animal choice for the Five is not random. They are styles of Chinese martial arts. Also there is no panda style but there is a dragon style, which fits with Po.

@goldenageofdinosaurs7192

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was hoping Dylan would catch that, but he did go to a fake school, so I’m not surprised he didn’t.

@ch03rry440

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 HELP????!!!

@vampireknight62581

Жыл бұрын

There is a bear style, but Po never uses it.

@xyz-vx6jo

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 well damn😭😭🤣

@roshnigupta9914

Жыл бұрын

@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 he also grew up in the midwest, so he had no exposure to any sort of ethnicity growing up...so sad for him

The fact that Dylan keeps calling Shifu a rat when he's literally also a panda is absolutely hilarious to me

@SSECreator

Жыл бұрын

Red pandas aren't really pandas 😂 But it is frustrating he keeps calling him a rat

@minamagdy4126

Жыл бұрын

That is what I keep thinking he is, though. It's not just him

@kimm6589

Жыл бұрын

Red pandas aren't biologically pandas/bears. They are Musteloids, along with weasels, racoons, skunks, etc.

@kiramcpheron7426

Жыл бұрын

@@kimm6589 I know, but the animal is still called a red panda so that doesn’t really effect my statement.

@depressantdrug

Жыл бұрын

​@@kiramcpheron7426 You said he's literally a panda when he's not. He's just called a panda. So it does affect your statement. You can say that he's literally called a panda.

I love that Dylan can predict the plot but doesn’t know what a snake is 🤣

@sheyannev2757

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? It's obviously a person...I mean a kangaroo...I mean...um...

@filipbrcko

Жыл бұрын

@@sheyannev2757 please educate your self its a primate

@sarahjones-gf2ks

4 ай бұрын

so perseptive, yet so uneducated

Dylan: "I took risks!" Also, Dylan: *Wearing the most beige oatmeal sweater ever* LOL!

@Geck0GC

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he had that shirt before

@blackpepper8062

Жыл бұрын

But it’s got a nice stitch pattern 😙

@mollusckscramp4124

Жыл бұрын

@@blackpepper8062 It's like that Spongebob grandma sweater with love in every stitch💞

@violetnorwen8491

9 ай бұрын

It matched the beginning scene beautifully ❤

Dylan blaming the fact that he doesn’t know that a snake is called a serpent because he went to a fake college will forever be his excuse for anything he doesn’t know 😂

@Marcel_Audubon

Жыл бұрын

Most people learn that well, well before college

@violetnorwen8491

9 ай бұрын

I learned that when I was 5😂

"You know what *is* sexy? Human beings, not animals." - Dylan 2022

@philosophy_bot4171

Жыл бұрын

Beep, bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." ~ Marcus Aurelius

@Shythalia

Жыл бұрын

Wow. Dylan cured the furries.

@epiphany8429

Жыл бұрын

@@Nexe215 Some men just want to watch the world burn

@YamiBlake

Жыл бұрын

*Ursula has entered the chat*

@epiphany8429

Жыл бұрын

@@YamiBlake You monster

The bad guy's teacher DID have a role in him turning evil though! He loved him too much and fed his ego and pride, filled his head with ideas that he would one day be guaranteed to be the dragon warrior, and that he was the best student he had ever had.

@thuydungie

Жыл бұрын

yeah, what i really appreciated about kung fu panda is the subtlety. they show glimpses of the past and you can piece together what made tai lung the way he is. it's never explicitly stated that shifu fed his pride and made his existence dependent on the dragon warrior status but the information is right there

@starlette7820

Жыл бұрын

@@thuydungie Yeah exactly, you can see it in what they do show you and I really appreciate this kind of story telling. Not everything has to be explicitly thrown in your face for it to be clear~

@fightingmedialounge519

Жыл бұрын

@@thuydungie I mean, shifu does explicitly says as much to tai lung.

@randomnessexistance821

Жыл бұрын

Gives Sensei Wu and Morro vibes

@cymph1157

8 ай бұрын

The teacher may have had a role but that never means he meant for his student to turn physically violent. While I understand the villain's anger for being set up to be the dragon warrior to only be disappointed for not being selected, that never means lashing out that anger physically against someone to the point of hurting and almost killing his teacher. I think the teacher took too much responsibility for his actions while the villain took none. I think he blames himself for not noticing some red flags from the villain prior and wishes he could have guided him in a better path. Unfortunately, in the end, it's the villain's choice to attack.

Ahh yes, not even 3 minutes in and Dylan mentions the college scam Already a classic

@little8mac

Жыл бұрын

What is the college scam?

@jeremycarromero5302

Жыл бұрын

@Little8mac Apparently Dylan went to a college that closed down after being open for only 10 or 20 years because it went bankrupt and he's been salty ever since because he says that he didn't learn anything and the college basically scammed him of his money.

@little8mac

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremycarromero5302 that’s crazy

Dylan not knowing that pandas are, indeed, the dumbest bear out there is the funniest thing ever. Pandas have no interest in reproducing, they don’t even like finding mates, and so they endanger their own species. Also, they are meant to be carnivores but they… choose *not* to?? Their bodies can’t digest cellulose properly, yet they are hanging out with bamboo (which is literally bathed in cellulose), so they have really low energy and are relatively weak. So yeah, Po’s really as physically challenged as he’s made out to be 😭

@anabelugiagbe1343

Жыл бұрын

mother pandas sometimes kill their newborns because they're too annoying lol

@thankunext5602

Жыл бұрын

pandas r just like me

@sofiarodriguesgomes8957

Жыл бұрын

pandas are trying really hard to extinct themselves

@malena6539

Жыл бұрын

@@sofiarodriguesgomes8957 that's so funny bc so many animal centers are working so hard to keep them alive but pandas are like: nah

@yourmom6043

Жыл бұрын

@@malena6539 new spirit animal

2 things 1. Shifu is a red panda 2. Tai lung is the most well written villain in the series. The true lesson of the relationship between Shifu and Tailung is how much a parents expectations can affect their children. You said they didn’t show Shifu playing a role in Tailungs turning evil, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Shifu raised tailung as his son. He raised him to believe that it was his destiny to become that dragon warrior so when you spend your entire life with your parent figure/the person you look up to most telling you that you are destined to become something and you believe them going as far as to put every ounce of your soul into living up to their expectations, only for one day they to tell you that it’s actually not your destiny is extremely traumatizing. Tailung was told his entire life that he was destined to become the dragon warrior and the fact that it wasn’t true was simply something he could not face as it would be the same to tell him that his life was a lie. Shifu didn’t really learn his lesson either as when we see how he trained the furious 5 we see that they all also hold the belief that it was their destiny to have one of them become the dragon warrior. However, the difference is that Shifu raised Tailung under much more pressure with higher expectations while he was a lot colder to say tigress during her training. Po represents a change in Shifu as once Shifu finally changes his expectations for what the dragon warrior should be he is finally able to see the potential Po had it really is beautiful. Po in the movie basically represents defying expectations and the scroll being a mirror is to say that everyone is perfect the way they are Tailung couldn’t see this though because at this point he was clouded by the betrayal of his father/mentor.

@thatsroughbuddy_

Жыл бұрын

Well said 👏

@eslesss

Жыл бұрын

This was so well put and one of the reasons why I love this movie

@vinnicinhus44

Жыл бұрын

Buuuuuut It's very important to point that Tai Lung was not justified and was completely in the wrong for doing what he did.

@Sailor_Jae1

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnicinhus44 agreed I was just pointing out the lesson within Shifu and Tailung relationship that being how important it is to raise a child with humility Tai lung probably always had some bad in him but I think it was the way Shifu raised him that corrupted him raising him to believe that his value was higher than it actually was and when oogway corrected his view of himself Tailung snapped

@kimm6589

Жыл бұрын

A red panda is closer to a rat than a bear, so while probably not intended, Dylan is somewhat right.

the movie: *kung-fu* panda dylan: a bear that does karate

@tanyaung3554

Жыл бұрын

Loveeee😂

@jadeshepherd8627

3 ай бұрын

And he said it just before karate too 😂 it was so funny

"he hit the magic code on his stomach to turn him off" has got to be one of the best things you've ever said, my good sir

Somebody should tell Dylan that pandas are literally one of the least capable animals on this planet. They're so dumb and just ready to unalive themselves, it's ridiculous. So it makes sense that they all think it's weird that he is the dragon warrior. Which makes his transformation throughout the movie so much more satisfying. He doesn't defeat Tai Lung with traditional Kung Fu and fighting, he does it in a way only a Panda could. He does it his way and he is just unapologetic himself....there is literally no secret ingredient. I love this movie so much...it is pure serotonin. Edit: Also this is not me dissing Pandas, they're cute and should be protected but it is a fact that they're giant idiots with no self preservation whatsoever 😅

@yazzybean

Жыл бұрын

They're literally going extinct because they're too lazy to have sex 😂

@imaraoctavia

Жыл бұрын

I might be a panda

@majora5651

Жыл бұрын

@@imaraoctavia literally same, what a mood

@myahm8817

Жыл бұрын

dont forget that a panda could 100% kill you if it wanted to. obviously they dont but like… they could..

@hirarana93

Жыл бұрын

I agree 💯

Not a single moment of trying to gaslight us into thinking he’s 20. You’re slipping Dylan.😂😂😂

@maria.hamandi

Жыл бұрын

PFFF IM DEAD

@jacullyhunter3975

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ryanchrisharvey4256

Жыл бұрын

Man he actually had me tricked i had to go look at his wiki page after reading thiss 😅😅

@salomechica5141

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and hes like 31 hes be comming a dilf soon

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

@@salomechica5141 dilfs are 45+ wdym

Dylan continually saying "he's a bear, bear's are fierce"...he needs to watch compilations of pandas being clumsy. I find it hard to believe they're real animals, it honestly just looks like a human in a panda suit 😂

@Meamery

Жыл бұрын

This is by far the best description of a panda I’ve ever heard

@ichmeiner4531

Жыл бұрын

It's like they're actively trying to be the modern dodo birds.

@priscillatempler7618

11 ай бұрын

The only reason why they are like that is because of the bamboo they eat. Bamboo isn't actually good for them and slows them down. If they didn't they'd be pretty dangerous and aggressive.

There is actually an explanation of why Tai Lung is still strong after 20 years. In the movie, Tigress says that the dragon warrior can survive with nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe, so it makes sense that Tai Lung is jacked cause he was potentially the dragon warrior.

@pavithramc956

Жыл бұрын

😮😮😮

@diypropsmodels7064

Жыл бұрын

But he filled with so much darkness and ambition which is why he failed to be one

@subhasishghosh6924

2 ай бұрын

No, the Turtle shell he was covered with stopped his chi from flowing, essentially keeping his body preserved completely.

The way Dylan always correctly predicts the plot in every movie always gets me

@cortnie222

Жыл бұрын

fr and then he gets so excited about it, I love it 😭

@MADy1120

Жыл бұрын

it's almost like he studied it in school or something 🤔😂

@ImTMZ

Жыл бұрын

@@MADy1120 well it definitely wasn't the scam college

@meh1149

Жыл бұрын

a professional movie watcher

@viltesmigelskaite4061

Жыл бұрын

bcs he has seen it

Dylan is slowly getting into his silly cartoon era and I’m all for it lmao

@Jay-Zech

Жыл бұрын

Silly cartoon? How dare you. Kung Fu Panda is peak cinema and I will die on that hill😂

@Jay-Zech

Жыл бұрын

@Tyler the creator luvr Is that a “The Last Airbender” reference🤣

@maggylostnndfound

Жыл бұрын

im glad that his era is matching with mine at the same time SO GLAD

@jendydizon

Жыл бұрын

yes. very, very, very slowly

@themoviecritic1092

Жыл бұрын

...Silly Cartoon?

the story of tai lung is acutely quite sad cause shifu made him believe he was the one meant to be the dragon warrior and pretty much brainwashed him into it ( like his name "tai lung" means great dragon). So Tai lung being dismissed of the title of dragon warrior makes him believe he is being robbed of something he was suppose to inherit in a way and that he is just a disappointment to his father figure.

19:06 Tai Lung had plenty of time for *meditation* which is an important part of kung fu, especially in fantasy when you get to the "magical" moves like Tai Lung used when he turned the Furious Five's bodies blue for a second

Dylan has to be one of the most consistent content creators I’ve ever seen. Uploading a movie commentary every Monday without fail for several years is very impressive.

@alinao.4720

Жыл бұрын

While still publishing so many books at the same time! His discipline at 20 is really admirable

@lucybird5151

Жыл бұрын

Especially with going to such a prestigious college

@alexandra.harding

Жыл бұрын

Whilst maintaining his fboy looks

@Rozveree

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@jeilee3860

Жыл бұрын

Never forget his consistent nose ring game. Setting the standard.

It's both fascinating and frustrating how Dylan can so accurately predict these movies, I'm all here for it. Also Tigress is the new Ursula confirmed.

@J-R-2000

Жыл бұрын

Wait so angelina jolie will be playing ursula?

@snackeater4990

Жыл бұрын

@@J-R-2000 No, Dylan had a crush on Ursula

@J-R-2000

Жыл бұрын

@@snackeater4990 ahh lol 😂 I remember now hahaha i thought that disney chose angelina jolie as the new ursula in lil mermaid remake hahaha

@xyz-vx6jo

Жыл бұрын

@@J-R-2000wait tigress is angelina Jolie??

the fact that Dylan calls shifu a rat the entire time is so funny

@ianagulino6653

11 ай бұрын

It's the snout and the hands..or...paws.. I guess hahah they could've made him look a lot more like a bear in my opinion

I think the reason why you didn't hear much of a sound effect for when Shifu hit the pillar is probably because due to his weight. Shifu is definitely way lighter than Po, so it kinda makes sense that you wouldn't hear more of an impact from him hitting the pillar than Po getting pounded into the earth.

Dylan basically predicting the movie but still having a great time shows that tropes and writing predictable/obvious story beats are not inherently bad.

@jackierosas9593

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda reminds me of what George RR Martin says about storytelling, specifically mysteries. You write a mystery in which the butler’s the killer. You plant clues to show the butler did it. Say you show the story to your friend, the friend guesses halfway through the butler’s the killer. What are you to do? You decide to make the maid the killer. But you don’t change the rest of the story. Wrong move. All that build up shows that the butler is the killer. It doesn’t make sense that the maid did it. In short, a story with proper build up, however predictable, is better than a story trying to be unpredictable for unpredictability’s sake. Story beats and archetypes exist for a reason, as seen in The Hero of a Thousand Faces, we see the same stories across cultures across generations with different tweaks throughout. Idk why I said all that, Hahha. I guess I have George RR on the brain 🤣 Anyway, I agree with what you said.

@fightingmedialounge519

Жыл бұрын

Or it shows Dylans own taste in stories.

@maggie3842

Жыл бұрын

@@jackierosas9593 he should've told the writers of Gossip Girl that....

@booklover311

Жыл бұрын

@@maggie3842 and pretty little liars

@aswordmadefromthebloodofmy4925

Жыл бұрын

@@maggie3842 and Game of Thrones

Snow leopards are probably the rarest of the big cats. They are found in south and central asia. Kinda makes sense they chose a snow leopard instead of a tiger, which was already taken, but also being rare and jaguar-like.

@uniserenity1414

Жыл бұрын

also, the movie is set in animal China, so it makes sense that Jaguars aren't in this movie since they aren't native in Asia.

@Lioness006

Жыл бұрын

I think the Clouded Leopard is one of the rarest of cats. I love snow leopards!

@philosophy_bot4171

Жыл бұрын

Beep, bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" ~ Socrates

@helleswahn

Жыл бұрын

tigress is a tiger because the furious five are based on the animal forms in kung fu. I agree that snow leopard suited tai lung tho cause jaguars are from south- and central america

When they're eating together Tigress says something like "it is said that the dragon warrior can survive eating nothing more than... (can't remember the line)" so I think that's a little hint of why Tai Lung is still in good shape even if they fed him little food, he was trained to be the dragon warrior after all.

I know we only get edited parts of Dylan but like... low key, this man is hella smart. This is the first video in a LONG time where he's gotten a word wrong. He keeps using words, looking them up, and being super proud he's using them correctly - but also Dylan is incredibly good at picking apart the underlying themes and motivations of characters in these commentaries. He says he's concerned he's getting dumber, but honestly, he seems pretty well educated in his chosen field of study to me.

@graceleslie9758

Жыл бұрын

I think that's one of my favorite parts about Dylan. He's genuinely really smart but he's so down to earth and funny that he never actually rubs it in anybody's faces. It's just another one of his hilarious and awesome qualities.

"Are pandas looked down upon???" no but dylan are you forgetting that pandas can be so lazy that they don't even reproduce to save their species

@snowwhite5887

Жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh ToT I'm dead. I didn't even think about that !

conspiracy theory: Dylan has already seen all these movies but he forgets that he has seen them so that's why he predicts everything. Dylan does not predict..... he just remembers

@AdamIshak01

Жыл бұрын

Exhibit A: Gone Girl video. I rest my case your honuor.

@syra1541

Жыл бұрын

definitely felt that vibe for this video lolol

“You’re a bear.” Title: Kung Fu PANDA. Appearance: PANDA. 😂😂😂

@Zonose

Жыл бұрын

I mean... Pandas are bears so... they're literally called... "panda bears"

@mario_gabriel

Жыл бұрын

@@Zonose yeah but when you say bears are extremely dangerous, you're not talking about pandas.

@Zonose

Жыл бұрын

@@mario_gabriel Technically, they are actually very dangerous too.

@epicfan1598

Жыл бұрын

I mean pandas are bears so…

15:50 did Dylan just forget that the leopard guy defeated like 1,000 warriors on his way out of prison?

Dylan talking about Po being a bear who should be able to defeat anyone and forgetting that he is in fact a panda and they are a hazard to themselves 😂

@checksanity

Жыл бұрын

He’s right about treating a panda like a bear, though him being unfamiliar with people underestimating pandas loses a level of the story.

@Saaaaaaraaa

Жыл бұрын

@@checksanity I'm aware that Pandas are bears and that they can be dangerous as all wild animals. But Pandas are also one of the peaceful animals and him looking at grizzly and talk about Po is funny. And no one underestimating the story because Po (peaceful, clumsy panda) begin a Dragon Warrior is supposed to be funny and a that's the point of it.

This whole "I am a professional movie watcher" kinda started as a joke, but here Dylan is again predicting the whole ass plot of the movie 10 minutes in.

@CazuhLynn

Жыл бұрын

I was constantly checking the comments everytime he made *another* perfect prediction. I was almost expecting that he confessed he already watched it towards the end.

i love how stylized the animation is in this movie! i think we’ve gotten so attracted to realism that we forgot how creative and exciting animation can be!

Hi Dylan! I’ve been watching your channel since Dylan will not Participate was started. I just wanted to let you know how much you have impacted my life, anytime I’m going through a bad time your videos have always been there to cheer me up. Thank you for everything you do Dylan!

@XentriaNova

Жыл бұрын

Bro this is pay to win bruh

@alejandrasanchez3022

Жыл бұрын

man you always need money to be noticed

@syra1541

Жыл бұрын

​@@XentriaNovaLMFAO

@Viod753

9 ай бұрын

@@XentriaNova How?

@Viod753

9 ай бұрын

@@alejandrasanchez3022 Salty you didn't get noticed?

the whole kungfu panda trilogy is so well written, the first movie setting of the story line, second movie explaining the past and the third movie (my favorite) bringing everything together.

@itzelwisteria1819

Жыл бұрын

What makes the third one your favorite? I'm curious because people usually choose the other two

@fatimabongers

Жыл бұрын

@@itzelwisteria1819 the whole power of chi, reasoning for why he is the dragon warrior and what the purpose of the dragon warrior is, just makes me go

@robertrose3777

Жыл бұрын

It's not a trilogy anymore

@shakespeareangentleman

Жыл бұрын

And Kais entrance to the jade palace (is that the name?) Is just chefs kiss.

@fatimabongers

Жыл бұрын

@@shakespeareangentleman do you mean the arrival of kai? BECAUSE YES????? omg

Dylan calling a jaguar cool but a leopard lame when they're arguably the most similar looking big cats out there is so funny to me! Like there's no doubt that if you showed him a picture of the two that he wouldn't be able to tell the difference

@acelovesdiyschristopher7023

Жыл бұрын

I think the reason one is called a leopard and the other a jaguar or panther is geography. If I remember correctly they're both members of panthera. Which is a family I believe. Even a black panther is actually a jaguar. I could be wrong so don't quote me on it.

@alexschofield8085

Жыл бұрын

@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 yes! You’re right that they’re both members of panthera, which is a genus so they’re very closely related! But they are different species. What’s interesting is that, despite being two different species, panthers can be either a jaguar or a leopard!

@acelovesdiyschristopher7023

Жыл бұрын

@@alexschofield8085 exactly. They're so close. Thnx for the genus reminder.

@mohammedfaraazhasankhan1627

Жыл бұрын

Snow leopards are the coolest and bestest animals and u cant change my mind

@nerddwarf

Жыл бұрын

@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 (for cats/ Felids/Felidae) If it Roars, it is a Panther (Both Panthera and Pantherinae exist. All Panthera is within Pantherinae. I am referring to Pantherinae) (Jaguar, Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Snow Leopard...) (Snow Leopards are actually closer to Tigers than Leopards, so I petition we rename them Ice Tigers) If it purrs, it's Felinae/ a feline (Domestic cat, Cheetah, Cougar, Lynx, Ocelot, Servals...) (Cheetah's are not capable of roaring, but they can chirp. Cougars can't roar, but they try anyways, and it sounds like a human woman screaming in terror.)

him calling the red panda a rat is actually the funniest thing

Honestly this is my favorite role that Jack Black has done. Po was literally made for Jack Black and he fit him so well. I remember seeing this movie as a kid and it’s still 10/10

@TheMbangel

Жыл бұрын

And he is epic in School of Rock!!

@DarkFoxKirin

Жыл бұрын

Even tho I partially agree with you, I can't help but love him in Jumanji just as much.

@___Morningstar___

Жыл бұрын

more of a nacho libre fan myself

@lalalarose8197

Жыл бұрын

Bernie was good.

@Bane520

Жыл бұрын

Same with Ian Mcshane (the voice actor of Tai Lung)

Let’s not act like Dylan isn’t the most consistent KZreadr out there!

@emelived

Жыл бұрын

Every Monday and always on time.

@rockbagrz

Жыл бұрын

@@emelived its frightening

@maesmitty2144

Жыл бұрын

Consistently inconsistent 🤣

I just realized at 23:18 you can see that the dragon scroll is reflective, showing that the person reading it is the secret, I love that attention to detail.

"I wanna die." - Dylan Is In Trouble, September 2022 (16:23)

Imagine if Dylan looked up the cast afterwards. The Tigress is voiced by Angelina Jolie. That makes the thing more awkward and I would've loved seeing his reaction finding out.

@MiantsaR

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to watch the end credits Just for that 😫 hahaha

@AdamIshak01

Жыл бұрын

I don’t see how that makes it awkward. I would say that’s a double win since he has a kink for Maleficent who was also played by Angelina Jolie. I’m just upset Jacki Chan doesn’t get the hype he deserves for being in the Kung Fu Panda Franchise.

@taurinstraiter2325

Жыл бұрын

@@AdamIshak01 Awkward because he's still turned on by an animated figure. And we want to justify that because of who voices her? Well... Also Maleficent was live action Angelina. No doubts of getting hot there.

@AdamIshak01

Жыл бұрын

@@taurinstraiter2325 he’s mentioned before that he’s been turned on by both the animated and Kingdom Hearts Maleficent as well, and that the Descendants version of her is disappointing. He’s had a thing for the character even before Angelina played her in the live action, which probably just enhanced it, but it’s fitting how once again he’s interested in Jolie’s character. Not to mention having cat like features/qualities is already sexualized as well, i.e. Catwoman, all the sexy black cat, tiger, leopard, etc Halloween and role playing costumes. Tigress at least is a bit more human vs let’s say Kovu from Lion King 2 where a lot of people admit having feelings for him. After seeing some of those Kovu comments and Dylan’s Little Mermaid video, he’s so much more tame in this 😂 I feel like this is the one kink of Dylan’s that actually makes sense if anything lmao. Plus it’s Dylan, he thrives on awkward humor :)

The fact that Dylan is guessing the emotional plot beats of this movie, right down to the correlation between the Dragon Scroll and the secret ingredient soup, is hilariously insane to me

The fact that Dylan didn't draw a parallel to Kill Bill with the five point palm exploding heart technique frustrates me SO much

Every time Dylan calls the red panda Shifu a “rat,” I died a little inside.

Let’s give a round of applause for Dylan on actually going out and buying a new shirt, cos who knows when that’s gonna happen again👏🏻

I'm so glad movie commentary Mondays happen strictly on Mondays. Thank you Dylan for keeping the same energy with us as you do with the book you've been writing for the past 40 years

@randominternetbeing

Жыл бұрын

HAHHHHHHAHA

@xyz-vx6jo

Жыл бұрын

But he is only 20

@lolo-mt9tj

Жыл бұрын

@@xyz-vx6jo yes. yes he is.

@wuramkesvfx

Жыл бұрын

@@xyz-vx6jo now you understand the dedication

I really hope you continue this trilogy because the second Kung fu panda is arguably the best one. The villain is fantastic in my opinion and it would definitely be up your alley, Dylan.

@tanyaung3554

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss

I love that his point about him getting stronger while in prison makes sense, until you take into account the second movie and the meditation for inner peace which makes you stronger.

Y’all better like the hell out of this video because I need to see Dylan’s movie commentary to Kung Fu Panda 2. That movie is a masterpiece and one of my favorite animated movies of all time. It has no right being as good as it is, so y’all better get him to watch it! NO RECOMMENDATIONS THOUGH!

This is an INCREDIBLY detailed series. And they did REALLY well with it. It’s true you called a lot of story beats, even down to the lines, but this was such an intelligent film that blew people away. Shifu is a Red Panda. The Furious 5 are all after actual styles of combat, and each use them like their own animal instead of them being purely stand ins for people. And Po learned Dragon Style. Bears are among the best land predators on earth. Definitely the best one on our continent. Tigers are the true kings of the jungle over lions honestly. And I’d say Bears are in their wheelhouse. Pandas I feel are much LESS powerful bears, but they are bears nonetheless. So there is reason to doubt him since they are notoriously lazy animals. Crocodiles are hard to categorize. So let’s just hold them different as reptiles. Snow Leopards are ferocious no doubt, and 20 years goes to show how well he was trained. Reflexes don’t dull, and he was carrying those huge boulders on both sides when his body was trained to hold such weight. Not to mention the position he was forced in would require a strong core and legs. So yeah. Aside from the eating (which they state isn’t a factor for whatever reason) remaining in such a position of captivity actually could be seen as physically beneficial. Like a forced yoga pose. Plus subtle movements seem to be as much his specialty as brute force. And also Tai Lung was shown to be a prodigy with few flaws as he grew up in combat. So getting constantly praised kept him reaching higher and higher until he fell into a state of entitlement. Which is why he broke. The animation is stellar, and it’s totally worth watching the 2nd and 3rd movies.

@cowfreezer7099

Жыл бұрын

Giant pandas aren’t actually scientifically classified as bears. It’s a misconception since they have the same shape. I’m not a scientist, but I think it might be bc pandas are vegetarian while bears are omnivores. But I’m not sure.

@cowfreezer7099

Жыл бұрын

Okay. I just looked it up, and apparently they changed it since I was in school. Apparently, pandas are bears after all. Either that or my school has the same credibility as Dylan’s lol.

@Kaempfdog

Жыл бұрын

@@cowfreezer7099 I was about to get stuck between angry and INCREDIBLY amused I made a similar mistake actually. I came out with a video where I stated an orca was a whale in part of my analysis and was corrected that Orcas are the worlds largest dolphins. And I was so confused because they are literally nicknamed Killer Whales. Science is weird. And it’s hard to keep up. It changes RAPIDLY compared to math and English, so no one’s blaming anyone here.

@checksanity

Жыл бұрын

@@Kaempfdog I think English, or well language in general, is closer to science in regards to how quickly it can evolve. That said, I get your point. :)

@checksanity

Жыл бұрын

@@cowfreezer7099 Yeah, they’re grouped as a bear, and they’re the most docile, of all the *bears*. They can still seriously harm a person if they feel threatened. As you said, they’re still a wild animal. I wouldn’t describe them as lazy, so much as not aggressive unless provoked. They’re still built like carnivores, they just prefer bamboo and such. They will eat meat if their preferred food it scarce, so they’re still omnivores. It’s likely that tendency to underestimate panda’s, that it was the animal chosen.

7:10 wait till he finds out the next movie’s villain is a peacock

The Kung Fu Panda series is such a gem I’m so happy to see Dylan diving into it !!!

This man really just delivers. Happy Monday everyone.

@chickennoodlesoup7300

Жыл бұрын

It's literally Friday.

@Marvelfan-nu7ve

Жыл бұрын

@@chickennoodlesoup7300 someone new to the channel.

@jazleenluna

Жыл бұрын

Happy Monday To You Too! :)

@aeroh790

Жыл бұрын

@@chickennoodlesoup7300 shhhh just say happy monday back

@blueseyberries

Жыл бұрын

@@Marvelfan-nu7ve hahah

So proud of you Dylan 👏🏼 Really sticking to a regular posting schedule 😌🤝🏼

@mariamboogy217

Жыл бұрын

Oh, hey! Another muslim in here! Where are you from!

@fatima101

Жыл бұрын

@@mariamboogy217 South Africa :)

if you do watch kung fu panda 2 i have a feeling you’re really gonna like the villain. he’s easily the coolest one of the three movies and his fighting style is so unique to the kind of animal he is

dylan saying that it’s scary feeling himself getting dumber is very relatable to online class students LMAOOOO

I love how everyone is joking about Dylan being consistent . That's our way of showing we've missed you

Kung Fu Panda 2 is by far my favourite in the franchise. Emotionally, the stakes are higher and the composition of the score is magic!! Hopefully we’ll get to see Dylan react to it 😊

@liloldmetree2405

Жыл бұрын

YESSSS THOO

the tie long joke is genuinely the funniest one I've ever seen, I've replayed it five times and it never gets old it's one of my faves

At 5:50, the fact that his Goose Father can open the door so easily after Panda has tried so much but couldn't... hmm🧐

I feel like Dylan is going to like Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2’s villain) better than Tai Lung. I think they did a better job adding to Shen the emotional weight and ties that Tai Lung kinda lacked.

@The-bi5ry

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the second movie and yes, I agree, Shen is such an interesting villain

When the world needed him most, He returned.

The fact that Dylan is my age but these cartoon movies weren’t his childhood saddens me but I’m glad I’m here to watch him enjoy them now

“this might sound insane, but i think i can beat this guy in a fight” jajajajajajaj

THANK YOU DYLAN FOR FEEDING US WITH PREMIUM CONTENT

@kanahiryankebede5595

Жыл бұрын

Omg yess

Okay but HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda were my main inspirations to become an animator, so seeing Dylan cover these is so fun.

@bluesdayhasyt2464

Жыл бұрын

@Emily An FR

It's so much fun to have just recently found Dylan and have so many awesome, hilarious videos to watch. And then it's a bummer to be all caught up and have to wait a week or two for a new one. Sometimes I just go back and rewatch some favorites while waiting for a new video. Thanks for all the laughs Dylan!

Dylan literally is the only youtuber I can watch without feeling like I have to multitask to enjoy it 😂

@nleahc

Жыл бұрын

omg for real 😂

@hwlsgrl

Жыл бұрын

his videos are like three tasks at once in terms of entertainment

I'm literally dead rn When Po broke the vase containing the souls and Dylan said "He broke this plate thing." I said "Dylan that's not a freaking plate it's a vase." and as soon as he says "since we're on the subject" to which he immediately goes into a sponsership I actually facepalmed my desk and shouted "Oh my f-cking god Dylan." This man is too damn good with these things, I will never get over it.

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

Жыл бұрын

whenever he does this I just cackle like a madman

4:35 “YEAH!” 👏 👏 “NO! NO! NO!” 😫

I kind of a agree with with the critique of tai lung’s voice, but the growls and the prison break scene do enough heavy lifting of making him intimidating, and the voice actually adds more personality imo. The “show me just how proud you are shifu” sounds so good with his voice

dylan is that one friend who pretends not to have seen a movie and than makes himself look like a genius for guessing the plot

@HerHollyness

Жыл бұрын

Right? The way everyone praises him for guessing the plot and I’m over here like, “He’s seen it before though? He’s not some kind of movie-watching genius!” I guess people just like to think everything on the internet is real. 🤷‍♀️ Edit: Absolutely hilarious how everyone is personally replying to me instead of the OP who I was just agreeing with. Again, the internet is weird. 🤷‍♀️

@nickyetti93

Жыл бұрын

@@HerHollyness some ppl r really good at predicting plots

@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321

Жыл бұрын

@@HerHollyness or maybe its because when you watch a lot of movies/tv shows you get accustomed to common tropes and storylines. Kung Fu Panda is so god damn easy to see the direction of where its going if youve watched an average shounen anime or other martial arts movies. Its just as likely that Dylan is just good at predicting plot points as it is that he's faking his reactions.

@julias_pie

Жыл бұрын

@@HerHollyness In what video does he mention that he watched it already?

@julias_pie

Жыл бұрын

Tbf the plot really isn’t that innovative to not make some good guesses (he also made some wrong ones) when you’ve got a good knowledge of storytelling structures and patterns after consuming a lot of fiction of any media. I read and watch a bunch too and his guesses reminded me of jokes and tropes that I saw employed in stories so I wasn’t surprised when it turned out he was accurate.

Dylan's commitment to bring up his fake college every video is stronger than most relationships and buying himself new clothes.

I LOVE this and the second movie! You should definitely watch the second, if you want a terribly sad backstory and extremely evil villain. 😄

@SlavaZone

Жыл бұрын

(even if you don't make a commentary and just watch on your own time!)

@virginiafernandez6846

Жыл бұрын

No recommendations!!!!

I’m dying by this comment n the way u said it 14:32 😭

I think you should definitely check out the second Kung Fu Panda, I think you’d really enjoy the villain more and in my opinion the story and action is just as good if not better than the first film.

@evastaver6420

Жыл бұрын

absolutely agree, the villain in the second one is my number 1 favorite and also my personal animal crush

@Eihei

Жыл бұрын

Definitely! Also i absolutely love Gary Oldman's voice!

@ebonih7138

Жыл бұрын

Plus the family storyline 🥺

@NotLakayahItsFrNotMe

Жыл бұрын

NO RECOMMENDATIONS

@fuckyoutube111

Жыл бұрын

@@evastaver6420 your personal what

Those animals being chosen is on purpose as they represent different styles of Kung Fu. MatPat talked about it in his recent video about the movie

@AdamIshak01

Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad someone brought this up- not to mention all the animals are also native to China as well so all around canon and accuracy for these characters.

1:00 Dylan not realizing the dad was CARRYING stuff 😂

dylan: **predicts one word of a children’s movie** *”i am a movie watching ✨g e n i u s✨”*

"So demanding." Laughs then "not sexy, not sexy. You know what's sexy? Humans." That dropped me on the floor and sent me into a different realm. 😂

“this is where a bear does karate right” when it’s in the title 😭😭😭

Dylan, if you're reading this, Shi Fu is not a rat. he's actually a red panda. meaning that, just like Po, he is ALSO a Kung Fu Panda.

I love how Dylan literally predicted the whole movie. Most of his guesses were spot on👌

My current favorite Dylan moment is when he smoothly transitions into the ad, and you can tell he’s smiling ear to ear every time he does that lol

why is no one talking how dylan was CRUSHING HARD after Tigress

16:34 That's what she said

dylan is fr the only youtuber whose sponsoring segments i do not skip past. my love for this channel and dylans supreme ass comedy cannot be expressed in words.

"Her eyes, oh my god, they're like ferocious... but like in a sexy way." I literally choked on my drink and now my throat hurts lmfao thanks for that Dylan 😂

"the research is too hard, I'm just going to assume hes a bear" him literally a few seconds later: "Wait, does panda have a name?"

16:06 oogway: my time has come framerate: aight imma go too

Finally, Kung Fu Panda being recognized as the cinematic masterpiece of our generation that it is 😤

Dylan constantly calling Master Shifu a rat killed me each time😂😂😂

Dylan analysing the scenes is everything to me!!