I created a playlist for Dababy clips: kzread.info/head/PLgQi1cQ8DEpOj3LfaeEPT2f5aSWweT7m6

@Valius_V

2 ай бұрын

Perfect

“I don’t talk like that!” Flashback to when Kronii referred to the child as a freshly born person.

@aztecserpent5525

5 ай бұрын

Flashback to less than four seconds ago

We’re just emulating how Kronii literally calls her nephew like a thing instead of a baby.

@lancerotalucardhd8793

5 ай бұрын

Definitely not a cientific living organism made by Umbrella Corporation

@DaGyi

5 ай бұрын

“That thing……… is fascinating”

@Brownie69571

5 ай бұрын

I mean isn't a Baby in the english language an it? I'm pretty sure in correct grammar Babys and Pets are it

@Justakatto

5 ай бұрын

​@@Brownie69571Yep!

"I don't talk like that!" Later: "... When he will gain better vision, when he'll be able to flip over. We are currently observing the progress." 😅

@kaofee

4 ай бұрын

She's talking about the baby like she's writing a lab report. 😅

Kronii: Ouro Kronii's log, day 762. The fresh creature now seems to be able to traverse on its two legs for a brief period of time, as opposed to crawling on its four limbs, and is becoming increasingly mobile. Fascinating. Chat: So you're saying the baby can walk now?

@edmg7

5 ай бұрын

Day 762? Babies typically start walking at about 1 year old not 2.

@PSiOO2

5 ай бұрын

The year before was spent observing the pregnancy debuff ​@@edmg7

@ConstantioMahardika

5 ай бұрын

@@edmg7 depend on the type of speciment i guess.. also he's joking soo it wouldn't really matter..

@Toastybees

5 ай бұрын

​@@ConstantioMahardikaThat's not how jokes work.

@moitsar8999

5 ай бұрын

@@Toastybees literally so many jokes have to do with exaggeration like what are you talking about.

Sally: "Do you wanna hold the baby?" Kronii (In a German Accent): "Sorry, but I cannot touch the subject in fear of contamination. Please stay away from the glass".

@nicechoicee

5 ай бұрын

As much as I wish I could do a German accent, I can only do Russia

@genkureshima9834

3 ай бұрын

I just imagined Kronii doing a Gru-like accent in her answer

Kronii:(writing down notes) hmmm interesting. The creature has shown signs of identity and is able to feed off of nutrients and liquids Chat: so the baby ate some baby food and milk?

@lofwyr5063

5 ай бұрын

It seems the creature feeds off its mother.

@kaje_zu

5 ай бұрын

Interesting indeed

@Blade.5786

5 ай бұрын

​​@@lofwyr5063Hmm, a patristic relationship, very fascinating indeed

@0owo0x

5 ай бұрын

I concur

@sekaihunter9378

5 ай бұрын

​@@lofwyr5063 It seems the creature has a habit of feeding off its creator.

"Alleged human" 💀

@b0t123

5 ай бұрын

Can't be too careful with all those skinwalkers running around

@SeanCrosser

5 ай бұрын

It's definitely human. Not a person yet.

@ELbabotas1

5 ай бұрын

@@SeanCrosser like a pre-abortion can't vote, can chemosynthetize hellyeh

"the only baby where I can touch its cheeks" implies she wants to touch the cheeks of other babies but isn't allowed.

@VermillionPengu

5 ай бұрын

Which ones?

@TheNaz_O5-15

5 ай бұрын

I wonder why

@yumin_pluto558

5 ай бұрын

Aunt Behavior TBH

@IIShattered_PerspectiveII

5 ай бұрын

@@TheNaz_O5-15 probably because she keeps calling babies as "fresh creature", imagine someone going towards your newborn and say "may I observe and touch your fresh creature?"

@aradraugfea6755

5 ай бұрын

Having one Open Beta Human in the family and another in alpha, I can confirm baby cheeks are pretty awesome, but the free trial is pretty short and enforced.

“I don’t talk like that!” >proceeds to talk like that

Ouro Kronii's log day 862: The Youngling has decided to take residence on my lap. In my observation, he is putting his entire fist in his mouth. According to his Mother when this occurs it means he is either hungry or he is content. It seems the little one has begun to discover ways to use non-verbal Communication. Fascinating...

@knightdm1364

5 ай бұрын

Feels like i picked up an audio log from an abandoned lab

@leoadhiwibowo8426

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree, the same information that we can get from horror or psychological games genre​@@knightdm1364

@krisostomoyabarrera2255

5 ай бұрын

@@knightdm1364 kronii treating the baby like an scp lmao

@YayaFeiLong

5 ай бұрын

for some reason my brain read this in the half-life scientist voice

@IamStrangreen

5 ай бұрын

​@@YayaFeiLong 😂😂😂

She talks about her nephew like he's an SCP entity that's safe but she has to observe.

@daybreak5322

4 ай бұрын

The moment he starts to run she will speak about him like a Keter class anomaly.

@azule638

4 ай бұрын

​@@daybreak5322 The creature has quickly developed the ability to travel utilizing only its two back limbs granting it an exponetial increase in mobility. The two front limbs have been repurposed to grab and take hold of objects. Its vocal cords have developed granting it increased vocal capability. As of late, it has mainly produced high frequency noises at varying intensities. There is a possibility that these noises is a form of language unique to the creature. However, researchers have not been able to decipher it yet

Kronii treating him like a lab experiment yet us asking about sentience is too far 😂

I just imagine Kronii going to a crib and saying “Hello little creature, have you began walking yet?” Then standing baffled in confusion cuz it talked like that to a baby then embarrassingly waddling away

"Month 5: The subject has gained mobility and frequently attempts to survey its environment."

"i don't talk like that, but. *talks like that anyway*"

"The design is very human".

@DianaProudmoore

4 ай бұрын

On nyo~

How dare you use my spell against me(kronii probably)

"When is it's expiry date?" I'd give an estimate of 80 to a 100 Earth cycles? Assuming there are no dastardly pathogens or any lethally debilitating environmental factors. Or heck, the estimate can also be falsified if any of our experiments in staving off the inevitable entropy of biological existence are successful. Also," Have you tried angering it?" "Enrage The Baby" sounds like a pretty sick metal band name lol

No one: Kronii: The child is not yet bipedal and still relies on others for sustenance

There's something so endearing about the way she talks about this stuff, this should be a whole character thing (like kuudere, but extremely observational. I'm sure that's been done already).

@xaf15001

5 ай бұрын

Dorky Kuudere. DorKuudere even.

WIP Human lol. I mean Kronii being awkward when it comes to a baby is just adorable, it's her perfect gap moe xD

@VermillionPengu

5 ай бұрын

Before turning 18 the human is in early access, and then it becomes pay to win.

@blackjacktrial

5 ай бұрын

Baby just sounds so... Infantile. I'll see my self out, youve heard Inaff already.

There's not a lot of things better than watching Kronii self-reflect in real time.

Kronii's on something else with her lab specimen experiment shit, but she's right that a fresh baby doesn't really feel like a person yet. I work with babies on the daily and there have been MULTIPLE times when i've said "here, hold this" while handing a newborn off to a coworker.

@shorewall

5 ай бұрын

For real, newborns are creatures, and then you get to watch them grow and develop into a little person. It is fascinating to observe for sure.

Kronii: Where did you guys even learn to talk like that?! That's weird!! Chat: You, Kronii!! We learned it by watching you!!

@mayborneflower

5 ай бұрын

You’ve earned this 69th like

She’s like a scientist observing an SCP lol

If you think about it... It is really fascinating. Humans are fascinating.

"Very fascinating" "Interesting" I love how she speaks like it's an entirely new species. God, never change Kronii.

so silly, "chat why are you like this?" "we learned it from YOU!"

she's so reluctant to call him a baby, because the image of fresh baby that doesn't resemble human still suprised her so much beyond her expectations..

"WIP Human" got me every time

The way Kronii refers to dababy is such a Kronii thing to do. Lord knows how she'll act when she has a kid of her own. She'll probably call it the perfect creature made from the perfect being.

@arnorranger7432

5 ай бұрын

Unless she clones herself, the baby will only be 50% perfect, aka semi-perfect.

@GoyBenius_0901

5 ай бұрын

​@@arnorranger7432 Then once Semi-perfect Kronii becomes Perfect Kronii she's gonna spawn a bunch of Kronii Jr's and die fighting an 11 year old boy.

@TheNaz_O5-15

5 ай бұрын

​@@arnorranger7432 wait how can it be Semi-perfect? You're either perfect or you're not Kronii, there's no grey area.

@cpt.d9963

5 ай бұрын

Dababy?! Lesgoooo🚗

@AndreB23

5 ай бұрын

And then she'll have a suped-up, monstrous version of herself called, "Kronii Max", and she'll start to go on a rampage, but then get killed off by said boy as an adult after he goes Beast Mode while fighting her.

I don't usually watch Kronii's streams, but her chatting streams or whenever she just chats like this, is definitely something I like to tune into

It always funny, every time aunt Kronii gives her daily observation about Sally's child like an Extraterrestrial creatures❤❤😂😂

This is proof that chat really does reflect the streamer.

I love how Kronii describe things lmao

Good that chat asked if it can crawl. After all, if it can crawl, it can brawl.

"Chat reflects the streamer"

Chat reflects streamer.

Kronii : Ouro Kronii's Observation log. Day 700. The creature rolled around inside its cage and made a loud noise. Then, a female parental figure appeared and lifted it from its cage and carry it in her arms. However, she carry it in a unique way. Her arms joined together and formed like a big bowl. Soon after that, the small creature was supposed to be asleep again. Fascinating. Chat : You mean the baby cried and comforted by his mom, right?

"I don't talk like that" also kronii: mentioning the baby as if she was narrating a nature documentary or treating it like a lab animal

I like how Kronii is observing the baby on what he's doing. I also love how the chat just reflects what Kronii says. But glad Kronii is getting along well with the baby so far.

Kronii's out here talking about her nephew like he's a newly discovered creature and it's the cutest/most hilarious thing.

Kronii is excited about babies and used the weird distancing language to keep chat from realizing just how interested she was in the baby and it didn't work; they saw right through her lol

how is Kronii surprised when she calls her chat the Kronies

Kronii must've been one of the scientists observing Homelander in his infancy and wrote logs about the progress of his growth.

Kronii reminds me of Angelina Jolie's Maleficent when she first met Aurora. Except the whole evil creature thing tho Lmao

@mayborneflower

5 ай бұрын

Kronii was the token villain of Council in the lore before Promise was a thing, so it still fits.

Kronni: don't dare mention ancient Magic to me...

Kronii talks like the times new roman "bucket of wet slop" "creature is demonic in nature" guy it's fascinating

"why are you calling it 'it'? " she also did that without even realizing it

i love how kronii goes "why are you calling IT IT"

Very fascinating.

I love how he proceed to prove chat is right despite denying it.

Kronii talks about baby's like they're some alien creature

*_New source of entertainment_**

This is how i am with kids and babies as well. If i can communicate with them then I'm fascinated and would spend inordinate amounts of time to figure out their trains of thought and reasoning processes, otherwise i would things (including my finger) in their reach and test their reactions

I love the science talk It is strangely cute

okay but "when is the expiry date" is valid question to ask to time ruler

Well, I do that to avoid the feels.

The manufacturer said the product would live a long life and the supplier agreed as well.

Perfection.

Kronii trying to stop herself from catching feelings. Cuz her subconscious probably knows... it can catch a fever

Why am I not at all surprised that a time warden finds the growth progress of babies fascinating

glados observing birds be like:

Imagine when the baby grows up then the mom show this clip to him

I’m disappointed that it took chat over 3 yrs to clown Kronii on her A.I./NPC dialogue, yet satisfied at the emotional damage she’s taking 😂

Such discoveries being made

the interesting test subject here is kronii she is Strange Planet comic character

I love this story of kroni observing fresh human Hope we will hear more report from her in the future

Unironically planning to have a baby log when.. if i have a kid

When an alien from outer space sees a human baby for the first time. Very interesting! 🙂

Kronii describes the fresh creature as an observable test subject of a continuous long-term experiment that she got attached to. The dorkiest way possible to talk about a bebeh, as expected of her. 😅

Back then when i was little Timmy (13) My relatives take me as an Uncle for their newborn child, i didn't even know what being an uncle is until Christmas come... The fresh creature sure do be walking and having a conversation right now 👍

She talks like he’s an experiment and I love it

Petition to now call the baby ‘Project X’ for the rest of time

I also find it hard to use the word "baby". Every time i say it, "mass destruction" starts playing in my head.

Content. CONTENT.

It's the inflection and the tone, there's a distance and lack of affection language.

2:10 Never noticed the pause she does here before LMAO

When i watch Ina clip, tako's have a representable form. I rarely see that from the others. Theres one with specs, another one with badass scar, and also a normal looking one. Would love to see more clocks.

Why did you make this today. I was jebaited that our oushi streamed today.... thank you tho

we are coming close to perfection

it’ll gain sentience at like 3 and then gain awareness 10 years later

"WIP human". Aren't we all?

All the "Ouro Kronii's log" comments. 😂

i called my own kids larval humans

Cyborg Kronii is at it again

Today i learn Labspeak from Kronii

Someone needs to draw Kronii as Dr. Akagi from NGE

kronii, dont be afraid to mess with the baby, worst it can do is cry

@trevdestroyer8209

3 ай бұрын

And poop itself

My oshi couldn't possibly be a robot!

0:19 bro is talking about her nephew like she's W.D. Gaster experimenting on darkness

"He gained motor function around the digits" - Kroni observation diary

I imagine in one part it’s cause she’s on stream and in character, that she talks like that about an actual child but also like I did that shit when I was like 12 and I still do it as a bit. It gets funnier the more capable the child is of realizing how your unintentional dehumanizing them

"We're observing the progress" She talks about the kid like she would an experiment😭

That's exactly my ongoing experience with uncle-hood: "has it gained sentience yet?" God, it's been so awkward trying to buy gifts. Do toddlers even have tastes and preferences? When can I buy them a book? A pocket knife?

Kronii : "I don't talk like that!" also Kronii: the Fresh creature, a developing human

Ah yes, the status report for the little organic being.

"Work In Progress human" is a bad descriptor because that could be anyone from a newborn to like... anyone

@ELbabotas1

5 ай бұрын

nah, 25 going thirty is final product time

The mirror was relfected back at her and for thie first time she didn't like it.