PLS GIVE ME AS MANY DAD TIPS AS POSSIBLE - HELP I NEED THEM

@jeofficialjoker

6 жыл бұрын

ice cream.

@grimyfritos4289

6 жыл бұрын

Make puns

@woahhello9167

6 жыл бұрын

Say Boy

@demokosonofazathoth2555

6 жыл бұрын

call him *B O Y*

@VTuberRuby

6 жыл бұрын

Be very dadicated

*yOU CAn'T FeeD yoUr SON tHat, ThaTS NoT oRGAniC.*

@LordOfTheMings1

4 жыл бұрын

I saw thatasit happened lol

"You are hunting deer" "OK where" "In the *direction of deer*

@donkeymonkey6535

4 жыл бұрын

Atreus:😐😐😐😐

@orangedrawz7209

4 жыл бұрын

Atreus: “okey??”

@infinitygod3000

4 жыл бұрын

Atreus: (stands there in confusion)

@agentarimaoragentmeakamuts6347

4 жыл бұрын

Atreus:Ok...uhhh....

@juliaramirez6386

4 жыл бұрын

That's like saying, "I want a burger." "Okay then. Where do you wanna go?" *"In the direction of burger."*

Boy: where are we hunting? Kratos: We are hunting deer Boy: Wich way? Kratos: in the direction of deer Boy: mkay

Game starts with the death of your wife/lover/partner and the second you meet another woman "PLEASE BE MY WIFE"..."I Iove her... I LOVE HER... i LOvE hER!!!"

"Why does she look like a delicious pastry though?" *WHEEZE!*

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA XD

@QueenSpade8

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@kingzeus9532

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob that was fucked up and true as shit

@Glitchy__Ghost

4 жыл бұрын

She has mentioned eating the dead wife a few times... CANABALISM

@The-boy-Saji

4 жыл бұрын

It was a good edit but instead she should of put a sausage roll

Super nanny has seen enough...

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

@hollythomas2377

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣🤣

I've watched this video six times and it still makes me smile. The editing gets me every time.

@chaitea5635

4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@jeolitawitt797

3 жыл бұрын

So true!

@lolzism1

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight! XD

@travisazure3800

3 жыл бұрын

Just smile, ya no you laughted to

@lplayz605

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude

7:56 Inner demon: omg I'm having a panic attack

Me every month That joke killed me

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! :D

“This guy hugs me more than you and he’s dead!” That broke me

10:22 - "Long. Live. The king." *everyone dies*

@Hugealligator254

4 жыл бұрын

タロ Bruno came back as a snake

*_Where is my Humble senpai? Where hath she gone?_* ;-;

Kratos is definitely Father of the Year with the amount of times he calls Atreus 'boy' 'is this tesco delivery?' DEAD

You made Kratos from a brutal and bloody game into a terrible father lol 😂

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

ALL IN A DAYS WORK! ;3

@GreyBladeRover

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob Hello Noob!

@fallingdowntoautumn2484

2 жыл бұрын

ALL IN DAYS WORK SWEETIE* *Said in ms.noobes voice

"you listened to my mother when she spoke of the gods" "boy i killed gods"

“You are hunting deer.” “Which way?” “I’m the direction of deer.” *”... o k a y...”* “The path home is this way... Duh!” *G A S P* OH DID YOU TASTE THAT SASS!? *Supernanny has seen enough-*

@cantpost.9816

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kokuhakuqiun4215

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Jo Frost reference

U sneeze like at kitten and I sneeze like a whale giving birth to a roaring T. rex that is upper cutting a play dough can

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD That is the best description for a sneeze I have ever heard! I wish I could hear because it sounds damn impressive! :D

@Swigalig

6 жыл бұрын

This is especially funny because I somehow just fucking upper cutted myself XD

@kaliebrown7408

6 жыл бұрын

Olan rogers is the best

@whiterunguard6887

6 жыл бұрын

I sneeze like a retarded dinosuar.

@itsukimurakami8297

6 жыл бұрын

My sneezes sound like anything that can be imagined

I'll never see organic food the same way again XD

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

KAT!!!!!

@BattleKat21

6 жыл бұрын

CATHLIN!!!

@bubspizza6400

6 жыл бұрын

randomismylife / KatWantsToBattle I love the smell of pepsi

@lllock

6 жыл бұрын

Kratos has taught us something we will never forget

@gamingredditor73

6 жыл бұрын

same, wish she uploaded more

Kratos, loving father: "We are hunting deer." Atreus, good boy: "Where?" Kratos, ROAST OVERLORD: *IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER.*

How to cure depression and cancer: Step one: Watch TheHumbleNoob *DONE!*

It's OK Link can leave his kid with his LAVALY GRANDPA

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

Good idea my bud! I would EXPLODE with pride at all the puns he would teach him! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ

@tankmoniaplays

2 жыл бұрын

Link: how are you in my mind? Sink: nevermind that! Link: DAAAAAAAAD!

Your sneeze killed me XD

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

MY GOODNESS I DIDN'T KNOW MY SNEEZES COULD KILL PEOPLE O_O I have a new superpower... o_o (BTW THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE VIDEO AND BEING A SWEETHEART.

@nugget2852

6 жыл бұрын

My friend sneezes like that and it reminds me of her. But it sometimes makes me mad

@lessgo7204

5 жыл бұрын

Axew

Ya know, Kratos has some popping eyebrows. So well trimmed and shaped

1:28 - 1:40 I've never laughed so freaking hard in my life!!! You've outdone yourself humblenoob!👌🏽

Kratos: SON, GET AWAY FROM THAT WHOLEFOODS

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOW THAT'S PARENTING ;3

That moment you think opening a chest in G.O.W. would be the same as legend of Zelda but it's waaaaaaaaaay different be like. ✋😶🤚

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOL! I was so innocent! So naive! What a fool I was! xD

@kale6437

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob us legend of Zelda fans usually are (more like it's just me being really dumb)

(My family when moving into a new house) Me: “so what are we doing now?” Dad: “getting settled into our new rooms.” Me: “Wheres my room?” Dad: “ *in the direction of room* “

"YOUR NOTHING TO ME REEEEEE!" That part honestly killed me XD

Im just imagining humble coming into living room after playing this and seeing max and she just goes : BOY!!!!!!!!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOL HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT?! XD

@Daniela-of1xp

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob i think imagining you doing anything close to that is not a far stretched idea, but to say something interesting, there's elder scrolls 6 trailer. just sayin. XD

Looks like things got a little HEATED between Kratos and his wife 😉😉

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@andrewmarshall7697

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob *gasp* I've been noticed. Love the vids

@maHVEVO

6 жыл бұрын

Kill me.

@assassincharmander390

6 жыл бұрын

Foxtail Ok (0-0)-🔪 **stab**

@tankmoniaplays

2 жыл бұрын

🤦🏻

"Why does he look so sad?" oh no... she doesn't know...

I like the cute bunny at the begening 🙂

@jeremyetremblay6663

5 жыл бұрын

0:25 😍

Not enough dad jokes you're not ready

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOL XD DAMNIT! I knew it!

“in the direction of deer” Oh Kratos you son of a gun you’ve done it again

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOL XD OH KRATOS YOU LAD YOU

I'm 15 seconds in and I'm already subscribing!

@shazybean131

5 жыл бұрын

CaMP _ 03 you must love crying onions then...

@BURNTOASTSR

4 жыл бұрын

That was me when my friend sent me one of her BOTW videos she's very funny.

SUPER NANNY HAS SEEN ENOUGH

2:52 "Did you taste that sass" sassy child. He's a Savage

I think no matter what game you play, you make anything an amazing video.

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE NOW BECOME MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

@Dr_Deli

6 жыл бұрын

I 100% agree I’m laughing as much as I do during a botw video!

@DayxDreamy

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed! X3

@cryzfizzlepop7555

6 жыл бұрын

I was suffering through gym class watching boring youtube but when I saw this IT MADE THE CLASS SO MUCH BETTER. I was losing hope on youtube until I found your channel and now I can't stop watching! Keep up the amazing work!

@sakuratree4025

6 жыл бұрын

SnowTheWitch yaaaasssss!!!

1:10 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

@arih5069

3 жыл бұрын

What are we hunting

@immagical7036

Жыл бұрын

You are hunting deer

2:40 The club penguin joke got me really good. Well done TheHumbleNoob!

Club penguin will always be in all in our hearts

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

HECK YES.

@hey4312

6 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@anthonysaliva9764

6 жыл бұрын

no its crap game lol jk

@soupermon2608

6 жыл бұрын

The Damn Train *our

@hey4312

6 жыл бұрын

Souper Mon shit I messed up

>waited for months for a new botw video >sees notification that thehumblenoob has uploaded >gets triggered because its not botw >still enjoyed the video anyway 😂😂

@BlauwFuur

6 жыл бұрын

Any video from her is a blessing

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

YAAAAY!

@BlauwFuur

6 жыл бұрын

Wow you really answer every comment? Damn you're good

@keishru

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob alrighty (づ￣ ³￣)づ

“You are hunting deer” “Where?” “In the direction of deer” LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"oh nooooo! his mum's dead!" five seconds later "Why does she look like a delicious pastry tho!?"

"No tassels for you!" "But it's my dream!"

I swear to actual god, That sneeze was the cutest thing I've heard in a while

I haven't laughed so hard at a person taking this so unseriously, and I loved it 😁

Your squeaky sneeze just made me feel warm and fuzzy and almost died from an overdose of cuteness

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

AW SHUCKS! （＊＾Ｕ＾）人（≧Ｖ≦＊）/ Thank you so much! ^///^ My family always laughs at how loud I am but my sneezes are like mouses haha! So glad you could enjoy it too my friend!

MUMMA MIA! AAAAAAAAAEEEEERRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I died!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD I am so glad you liked it my darling!! I am not good at any language apart from "World Serpent" it seems! ^_^

@CaptainScorpio1998

6 жыл бұрын

I was trying to decipher what the serpent said ....and now I have lost it all. gee Thanks for getting giant Mario world serpent's voice in my head(MAMA MIA!).

I love how she has this crazy wild laugh, but when she sneezes she sounds like a baby bunny!

Hi TheHumbleNoob!! I just started watching your channel, and I just wanted to say- thank you for making me laugh so hard!! I first watched your Breath of the Wild videos when I was sick, and it was the only thing that made me cheer up! ❤️ Please update soon!!

A UPLOAD? THE HUMBLE GODS HAVE ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

HALLUJAH!!!!

@assassincharmander390

6 жыл бұрын

Pixel Sage If they’re the *HUMBLE* God’s then are we *noob* -tians

@TrulySomeone

6 жыл бұрын

Are we called the Humbilians? Newbies?

@assassincharmander390

6 жыл бұрын

Pixel Sage Truly the world may never know

Mumma mia AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH Best translation ever XD

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOL! XD Thank you my dude! I aim to be fluent in World Serpent by the end of the month! ;3

*Rip Club Penguin 😔 You’ll always be in our hearts*

"That's what you get for telling my son to eat Organic" BEST LINE EVER XD

Only you could make god of war 4 silly and it still be so entertaining. Always nice to watch your videos

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much my dear friend, you are too kind!

@tankmoniaplays

2 жыл бұрын

That happens to all of us ❤️

"What are we hunting?" "You are hunting deer." "What direction?" "On the direction of deer." GODDAMNIT, KRATOS!! 😂😂 "He's such a good boy- ATREUS!!!" GODDAMNIT, ATREUS!!😂😂 (Like dad like son, huh?) I love your vídeos, thank you for brightening my week!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahah! xD Exactly! Like two peas in a pod those two! And thank you so so so much Clara! 💖💖💖💖 Thank you for brightening mine also with such a lovely comment, it's warmed my spirit!（＊＾Ｕ＾）人（≧Ｖ≦＊）/

" he's the dad Tough Enough that when he cuts the onion the onion starts to cry"

We need a return of Skyrim!

These videos certainly have a humble place in my heart

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

AWWW WENDY!

@kingzeus9532

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@kingzeus9532

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob you are so funny I love you, your voice and your videos

@tankmoniaplays

2 жыл бұрын

I've been watching your videos for 5 years and we seem to have the SE sense of humor. We all love you very much 💕

W H E R E S T H E O R G A N I C F O O D

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@cringybusterbunny6602

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahah

"REEEEE" *depression has temporarily left the server* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If that is your actual sneeze, then that is the most ADORABLE sneeze EVER

*B O I* Kratos - 2k18

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

BOI!!!!

"Oh hi Mark"

0:25 your welcome 😂

Kratos just broke the treasure chest!!! XD

Usually, I'm unable to find anything funny when I watch a video about a game I never played, but HumbleNoob is an exception. I would exchange one of my kidneys for a third lung so I can hold more oxygen and be able to laugh at your videos without dying!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Honey this melted my heart.

"He's hurt my spleen" lmaooo :'D

4:20 That must have rocked his world.

Hahaha i love that "did i disapoint you" part😂😂... who am i kidding! I love the whole video😂👍

Oh my God!!! I have been seeing all the God of War gameplay vídeos since i dont own a PS4 and I always thought this game was very sad and here I am laughing my balls out because of your humor AHAHAHAH thanks for making this side of GoW best gameplay on yt👌👌👌👌 100000/10 💯 💯

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

That is so awesome to hear!

Omg yes!!! I love it so much no mater what video it is I'm always laughing!!!!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much my sweet FluffMuffin!! :D MEGA HIGH FIVES COMING RIGHT ATACHA BUD!! （＊＾Ｕ＾）人（≧Ｖ≦＊）/

@QueenSpade8

6 жыл бұрын

Hehehr

you're the only person i know who can make such a serious game so outstandingly hilarious, i love it!

I just found your channel and watched all of your videos and I’m OBSESSED!!!! I love you so much!!!! Thank you for making me smile!

And another vid of yours i smiled and laughed ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

SNAILGIRL!!!

@sakuratree4025

6 жыл бұрын

snailgirl6 same here

Kratos has never seen House!? *silently judging him*

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT!? IT'S DISGRACEFUL!ヽ(`д´；)/

Alright this is the first video I ever watched from you and i must say, you are extremely hilarious and I NEED MORE!! You’re great, good job! (:

Watching this 2 years later and understanding the jokes is honestly even more hilarious then before lol

@yourmomsleftcheek1471

3 жыл бұрын

Facts🤣

*c o c k l u m p*

@peytongonzaga7109

6 жыл бұрын

*no reply*

@herozilla5458

5 жыл бұрын

*one reply*

@peytongonzaga7109

5 жыл бұрын

*LMG*

@herozilla5458

5 жыл бұрын

*4wat*

MY CHILD WILL EAT *FISH FINGERS!*

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

YOU TELL 'EM YANKEE!

Instantly subscribed, this was amazing all the way through!

I don't know what's best, your cute voice or your funny attitude Probably both since you made me laugh a lot at the start with your sneeze

I had to stop every minute I was literally dying from not being able to breath

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

THAT MAKES MY DAY!!! ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノThank you so much for enjoying the video my dear friend! :D

MUMMA MIA AAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not fluent in any language (including my own) but gosh dangit I can translate the heck out of some World Serpent! ;3

@kennyalcantara1219

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob and translate you did! BRILLIANTLY DONE TOO

@kennyalcantara1219

6 жыл бұрын

TheHumbleNoob you are so fun i immediately subscribed hahaha

One of the best videos I've seen in a while. First one I've seen from you, gave me a GREAT laugh! Consider me subscribed... ... also father of the year XD

I absolutely love your videos.. Your like so amazing and talented thanks for the laughs and keep it up I cant wait to see more

I was about to ask if the Zelda series will continue until I saw the descript. Phew. That is good to know. I also know about Super Nanny

1:31 when people ask for face cam but its april 1st

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

Please do more of this. This is some comedy gold.

I have, never heard of you nor, seen a single video youve made before..until today and, im and im an instantaneous fan, and i love this so so much instant like and subscribe!

YOURE VIDS ARE THE BEST!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

THANKS TOAD!!

@alha04101

6 жыл бұрын

Yes plese more gow vides

@tristinbreland2166

6 жыл бұрын

Ok

@poke153

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob WE WANT ANOTHER UPLOAD

*S H E H A S R E T U R N E D*

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

HEY BABE

MORE PLEASE MORE! I haven't laughed like this in a while.

You have a talent for making any game in existence become a comedy, funny video!

YOU ARE MY ENTIRE MOOD AND I LOVE YOU

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

JESSICA YOU HAVE BLESSED ME WITH YOUR KINDNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU TOO AND ALSO YOUR PROFILE PIC IS EVERYTHING

@pryfyn

6 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU THANK YOU, MY PROFILE PIC AND I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT

@QueenSpade8

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob I LOVE U SENPAI

Every time I see you post I get excited because you make me laugh so much!!!!!

@TheHumbleNoob

6 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLING!!!

@QueenSpade8

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHumbleNoob I LOVE U SRNPAI

Omfg that is the cutest sneeze ever ;-; i need a the humble noob soundboard with that on it

"You are tearing me apart Lisa" Lol always brings a smile to my face when I hear that