No one: Kourtney: *that is so embarrassing for your life and your soul*

@maxblak7446

3 жыл бұрын

😂👑

@lilynicholls9490

3 жыл бұрын

Yes werk

@max_blak836

3 жыл бұрын

🔝🖤 .... lmao!!!.... I 💘Her!! 🔥👑🔥

@Yeah-cj9ys

2 жыл бұрын

It's like when me and my sisters are being mean to each other for absolutely no reason

@courtneycomer7358

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Her monotone voice sends me

@Unknown-us6xh

3 жыл бұрын

So watermelon

@geekjanet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-us6xh "No."

@augustnvirgo2728

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-us6xh spirituallyyy, i have to agree with ya hahahaha

@Unknown-us6xh

3 жыл бұрын

@@geekjanet “I just don’t Understand *WHHHHYYYYYYYYY* you don’t agree with me!”

@girliejax

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss!!!!!!

kourtney, khloe and scott carried the show

@remnnesce

3 жыл бұрын

factss

@txehyung9856

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@brooklynnxoo

3 жыл бұрын

Yupp

@sorayahabibian4005

3 жыл бұрын

Period!😂

@_2validbandz590

3 жыл бұрын

Not Scott

“ *Abcdefg- I have to go..* ” “G- GOODBYE”

@melanie6078

3 жыл бұрын

No replies???

@arandomperson7813

3 жыл бұрын

@@melanie6078 mhm

@laurynndlovu2516

2 жыл бұрын

@@melanie6078 so you know the phrase works

@courtneycomer7358

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo hilarious, I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ewanoxborrow1024

2 жыл бұрын

Iconic

“No effort needed”....👸🏻queeen

@girliejax

3 жыл бұрын

My life fell into place right there 🙌❤👌👏😆😍💖🔥🤗🤩😎

@amishasingh6227

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly effortless queen ♥️

Shes a straight up MOOD

@Unknown-us6xh

3 жыл бұрын

So is the SimgmProductions version of her

@funtimes99m

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-us6xh ugh ikrrrr

@mariannepiiksi5317

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-us6xh oh yes hahahaha 🤣🤣

@mamumaumau7205

3 жыл бұрын

So original really!!!

@simz3192

2 жыл бұрын

She’s the best character in this anime, hands down.

Scott: where do you want me to sleep? Kourtney: it’s a hotel that shit fucking got meee

@amishasingh6227

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

“this feels really rushed but I guess I’m about to get married. 😐” this will be said at my wedding 😋

@AminaChi

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@nayshkamariel

3 жыл бұрын

wish i had said that last month lmfao bc it really was rushed

@apeksharao6

3 жыл бұрын

@@nayshkamariel I hope your partner doesn't see this 😂😂😂

@dayjaabernathy8360

2 жыл бұрын

@@nayshkamariel a

@extrm161

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zntqx5aNka3em6w.html !!..

“If she was gonna do it for publicity she’d pick someone people knew” is fucking hilarious

@meme0218

3 жыл бұрын

who was she talking about

@amberbernay

2 жыл бұрын

@@meme0218 prob kris humphris

@amberbernay

2 жыл бұрын

@@meme0218 humphries**

@prettyuglysupernovarudegur2310

2 жыл бұрын

@@meme0218 she’s talking bout the sex tape , it was with ray jay brandie the singer little brother , recently on love and hip hop married princess I think divorce now . Not talking bout Humphrey

@MoonChaser.

2 жыл бұрын

@@meme0218 she’s talking about Kim, who’s husband tried to sue her for her supposedly marrying him for clout.

scott will NEVER find another kourtney

@AminaChi

3 жыл бұрын

TRUEE

@pandak9717

3 жыл бұрын

Q

@hungergamesgirl00

2 жыл бұрын

totally

@ahanaroychoudhuri

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda pick me words sis.

@lillrice27

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahanaroychoudhuri do you even know what pick me means

“I guess Scott and I will just keep living in sin” 🤣

@keyaras.worlddd

2 жыл бұрын

Literally read this as that exact part came on 😂😂😂

I love how emotionally cold Kourtney is

“Where’s your mom?” “Outside. They’re having a fight.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her kid just calmly says there having a fight😂

@funtimes99m

3 жыл бұрын

They’re**

@heatherlynsey3092

3 жыл бұрын

Like it’s a normal day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao the emotionless face while she said “ I guess I’m getting married “

Kourtney is the only one who went to college and graduated.

@not-even-german4892

2 жыл бұрын

Yeaaahhh👍👍👍👍

@yutohatesyou6491

2 жыл бұрын

it shows

@elinanikolopoulou1769

2 жыл бұрын

What did she study ?

@graced7203

2 жыл бұрын

What about rob? He also went to college and graduated.

@TathyHotel

2 жыл бұрын

@@graced7203 she graduated from the University of Arizona with a bachelor's degree in Theatre Arts and a minor in Spanish

I’ve been married for 24 years… That hasn’t stopped you before

Its weird how her kids are okay with the mum and aunt fighting outside 😂😂😂

@cordeliatorgerson3594

3 жыл бұрын

it was a prank for khloe so the kids probably already new

@saint2972

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ahanaroychoudhuri

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even thought about that 🤣

@azzzie8908

2 жыл бұрын

Their kids

@Jennifer-bu8xe

2 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious 🤣

I like "Kourtney" she doesn't care for adults and for her sisters she only cares for "Children" :)

@rosalinares6022

3 жыл бұрын

Right i don't get how people can possibly hate Kourtney she's the one who carries the show not kim

@a1exis.

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr people try to take her off the show but this show would be plain without Kourtney

@xxIluvyouguysxx

3 жыл бұрын

Suspicious quotes lol

@salmonella6051

3 жыл бұрын

why are there "quotations"?

@ploodohplanit8259

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxIluvyouguysxx Strikes up friendships with people a lot younger than her

Kim: "Kourtney, you're the least exciting to look at" Kourtney: "Kim has seven stylist but only wears tracksuits" I love Kourtney, she's always been my favorite. She stays true to herself, which isn't easy! 👑💋❤️

@LuvDelux

Жыл бұрын

Aries females are the ultimate confident badasses! She should have told Kim, " oh! were you talking ? I just nod and smile while I tune you out bc yr the least interesting to listen to '"

“WHo EaT’s FoOd ThEsE dAy’S” words to live by😌

@funtimes99m

3 жыл бұрын

EaTs** dAyS**

@Toudd

2 жыл бұрын

Most iconic line

“I’m not lazy I f*cking taught YOU how to work”

I know no one cares. But my favorite kourtney moment everrr is when she was telling the story on how she got punched in the face while in line for the bathroom lol. Cracks me everytime

@AminaChi

3 жыл бұрын

I care ! 😂😂cracks me up every time too

@farahwork2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@AminaChi ouuu share

"Kim there's people that are dying!"

I think she knows she's funny from the start but I think her not so detached attitude is the reason why she's funny. She's the only one who doesn't think the world revolves around them

“That is so embarrassing for your life and soul” I use that literally everyday

I love Kourtney’s dry humor and her monotone voice. She’s also very blunt.

"go sleep somewhere else" "where do you want me to sleep?" . . . "it's a hotel"

Honestly kourtney’s the most ICONIC kardashian and that’s on periodtt 💅😌✨

Kourtney being an iconic Aries Queen for 8 mins straight 😂🙌🏼 👑

@erikm8372

2 жыл бұрын

I love how her opposite Libra, Kim, and her got in a fight that one time. And just the whole interaction, how kourtney sent the clothes back because they're Kim style…And then there's Cancer Khloe, squaring the two of them. They have really interesting astrology as a family, if you look into it.

@tez800

2 жыл бұрын

I’m like she is so me didn’t know she was Aries like me 😭

Kourtney is better looking than all of them by a long shot. It's not even close.

@itsbritneybyotch7471

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@theglowingyazan4313

3 жыл бұрын

No

@bellagarzia9653

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s cause she’s the most natural

@meme0218

3 жыл бұрын

yessss

@_m.s6604

2 жыл бұрын

She's had the best plastic surgery I believe

Kourt:idk if they're bored with their own lives Me:😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

no I truly lived for Kourtney's sassy/funny moments throughout watching KUWTK..

Are we not gonna talk about how iconic 0:57 is 😭

@KingKing-ey1di

3 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT 😭🤣

@itsbritneybyotch7471

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@robertoestrays4142

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing

her comedic timing is * chefs kiss *

Khloe and kourtney are the most ICONIC duo and i only speak facts 💅😌✨

@eeelove2403

2 жыл бұрын

Damn we a bit too alike like we watch the same shit

@Theeblaccking

Жыл бұрын

Not too much now

Everything Kourtney does is a whole mood. She's my favorite.

@hsmathis

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too. Her dry humor and flat affect is hilarious

i love kourtney bc of she is natural and everytime she say what the wants. thats why a lot of people loving her.

Kim : my diamond earing came off in the ocean and now its gone. Kourtney: "KIM, THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING" ! -LMAO 😂😂

Kris: I been married for 21 years Kourtney: Like that's stopped you before Me: 😂

Kourtney charging Khloe $25,000 for the absolute bare minimum is so f’ing funny

Kourtney and Kendall’s potato fight outside still SENDSSS ME 😩😂😂

Okay now Kourtney knows damn well nobody has ever used the “phrase” Abcdefg , I’m over here dead 😂😂😂😂

“I gUess scOtT aNd I wiLl bE liVinG iN SIN😜🙂” LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY

She’s just so down to earth and calm but still savage 😂

Kourtney is my favourite Kardashian/Jenner!! She is just a mood 🌚

Koutney is a whole mood, love her

I swear the whole abcdefg thing was her trying to think of the actual phrase, "this is an a and b conversation so C your way out of it" but instead this is what came to mind 🤣🤣🤣

Kourtney is just too adorable 😂

omg kourts kim impression is spot on

@celestiakock7207

3 жыл бұрын

i have like 7 stylists lol

“Who eats food these days?” LMAO

Our Aries queen 🙏🙏🙏

Kourtney is literally the realest and natural Kardashian, and she’s gorgeous

kourtney is THE FUNNIEST pls what an icon

been waitin for this one

@PrincesssKM

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

2:39 THIS IS LITERALLY SAVAGE LOL, ITS TRUE THO

Kourtney is the most confident person...lol...

Scott: “So are we cool are we in agreement” Kourt: “abcdefg” 💀💀

her honesty always kills me😭

4:59 Kourtney is me when someone asks me for help

Kourtney is just such a iconic queen

She’s so nonchalant- i love it 💀

"I noticed that you started getting smarter when you're friends with me" LMFAOO

She is such an Aries! I love her subtle chaotic energy

@hhhhh-me1fb

2 жыл бұрын

We just.. love being an Aries.

YESSS KOURT

@AminaChi

3 жыл бұрын

😁hope you enjoy it!

@-afrompll3697

3 жыл бұрын

@@AminaChi i diddd 😂😂

"If u weren't middle eastern at all we would be in big trouble" 😂

3:45 lmao😆

@a.cedits3808

3 жыл бұрын

3:00 got meee 😭😂😂😂😂

After watching this I love her even more!

We stan our queen

She's iconic

Lmaoo god i love kourtney pls make more videos of her sassy funny moments love it

shes so funny i love her 💀

Khloe “stop wearing my leather jacket!” LMFAO

Very Much An Aries ☺️

kourtney is the main character idc what anyone says 😂

She really is funny. I haven't watched the show but this really makes me like her.

Luv this! Plz do more !!

Kourtney is our favourite!!!!! She is her herself & that's it,,,love her ,,,,

@AminaChi

3 жыл бұрын

You said it 😁

Honestly she is my favorite Kardashian. Probably because she isn't fake, and has the best style out of them all!!!! She was my motivation when I started on my healthy journey.

The "Abcdefg" thing is ingenious. I never know how to end conversations when they reach a slow point.

Loves kourtney's sass

Omg she is hilarious 😆💖

I loved it when Kourtney impersonated Kim! 🤣

That scarface phrase got me all life! 😸😸

Kourtneys face is the only one who hasn't changed.

Love this edit

We live for that mood kourt ✌️😘

the “abcdefg i have to go” phrase tho LMAOOOO

Kourtney is the definition of a Aries and I love it

I literally luv her .

Kroutney: you think I'm doing this for free? Chloe's reaction is priceless hahahaha

@funtimes99m

3 жыл бұрын

Kourtney** Khloé**

Omg I’ve never seen the “where do you want me to sleep” “it’s a hotel” before 😂😂

kourtney is the funniest lmao also the prettiest imo

EARLYYYY

@remnnesce

3 жыл бұрын

squad

We all love Kourtney

shes always been my favorite

kourtney is my favorite from the show because of her voice and reaction to everything 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Deadass me and my sister 😭😭 *starts yelling* “Great. Well now I can’t hear.” Even better (actually us) “I’ll just wash you out like I normally do cause I don’t even understand what you’re saying” “You never do cause you only hear yourself talk.” “Exactly cause only my voice matters.”

Kourtney has always been my favorite ❤

This video title should be kourtney kardasian's sassiest moment 😂😂❤️❤️