Can we just appreciate his pretty much perfect impression of a horn?

@Metal_Master_YT

2 жыл бұрын

yep.

@bloodaid

2 жыл бұрын

3:13 Damn, he even swears in *horn*

@Metal_Master_YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloodaid just noticed xD

@RockinEnabled

2 жыл бұрын

Scrolled to comment section immediately after that. Thank heavens, your comment was at the top :)

@smokysky2547

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that was really good indeed :D

Submarines. I served on a submarine. We had a dive alarm that attempted to replicate the klaxon but sounded like an elephant getting kicked in the nuts. We installed an old-timey klaxon and played it over the 1MC announcing system when diving. It made us feel more submariney.

@teresashinkansen9402

Жыл бұрын

Mmmm... now I wonder how does someone kick an elephant in the nuts?

@caelan5301

Жыл бұрын

I would argue that the normal klaxon already sounds like an elephant getting kicked in the nuts

@Zickcermacity

Жыл бұрын

@@teresashinkansen9402 ... and SURVIVE doing so! lol

@genderender

Жыл бұрын

very important upgrade

@fosty.

Жыл бұрын

​@@teresashinkansen9402 Do a handstand

Submariner here. We no longer have klaxons installed as standard equipment. The new version runs from the announcing system (each alarm is a different circuit card) and sounds a bit like several dogs dying, so we often find old klaxons from decommissioned subs and wire them in on the sly.

@harryballz6358

Жыл бұрын

The new ones should say "Everyone fart really hard so somone up above hears us?".... Sorry bud, I hear sub I can't help thinking of "Down Periscope"...lol Thank you & your family for your service! Fact is our families serve right along with us rather we understand that our not they are along for the ride for damn sure. 🫡..Peace!

@zombieregime

9 ай бұрын

Tax payer here. Dear military industrial complex, if you're going to spend so much damn funding on these things, could you have the common decency and expression of some level of functional intelligence to give the kids that sign up years of their lives away to operate some of the death traps yall produce the kind of alarm system that inspires them to not regret their decision dedicating those years in service of a country that would apparently give them digital dogfarts instead? Maybe there is a sonic component to their reasoning, like it resonates in the hull and could be used to figure out where the sub is..... but honestly if that were the case Id have more issue with international relations being that tense where a freaking dive horn would give up the game..... Just give em the fucking klaxon for friggs sake. Signed, one of many who funded your shit alarm. ps - Im sorry sailor, I didnt know they screwed the pooch that bad....

As a Greek person, I can tell you the ancient Greek word ”klazo” is used in its modern Greek version as "klano”,and it means ”fart". Very nice!

@tetraphobie

Жыл бұрын

Farting, aka Nature's organic horn.

@tho_tho

Жыл бұрын

As also a Greek person who actually knows Greek, "klazo" and "klano" are two entirely different words not even remotely relevant to one another. "Klazo" means to create any high pitched/piercing sound like metal ringing.

@Vpmatt

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could fart "awooga!" on demand.

@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah klano

@heroponriki518

7 ай бұрын

Very nice!

"Through the magic of buying two..." might be my favorite reoccurring joke.

@AlleyKatt

3 жыл бұрын

This has to be the dumbest recurring joke on KZread. And it's probably my favourite, too.

@michealpersicko9531

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlleyKatt Well it's better than food network chefs going "here's one i prepared earlier that in now way shape or form that one of the lackeys made ahead of time for me because i couldn't be bothered to.

@drozdziak1

3 жыл бұрын

only if you say it more than once

@TS_Mind_Swept

2 жыл бұрын

It's 2 years later and I'm still not sick of it 😂😂

@Architector_4

2 жыл бұрын

Might be a stretch, but another thing to notice in this case: as he's putting down parts of it, he makes two thumps and a kind-of-a cymbal hit with them. Literal badum-tshh, though not in the same rhythm

I wonder if his neighbors were wondering why there was a traffic jam in his house.

@JohnMcLusky

4 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing that his studio is in the basement of a house in a rural area!

@chronosthevnwierdo6461

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly, of course they weren't. They were, however, wondering why there was a submarine battle going on in there.

@SianaGearz

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder whether he still has neighbours. I wonder whether he has been institutionalised yet, without access to technology and old stuff.

@Yugophoto

4 жыл бұрын

My theory is this video was filmed a long time ago, and is how he got his level 2 charger installed "if you don't install my charger, I'll play with the horns again" "oh god no, give him the damn charger"

@pingwenhung8327

4 жыл бұрын

You mean his Neighbor wondering why is there a submarine going to dive in his house.

I just got my emissions test done and every time they moved a car they would hit the horn a couple times. Just being able to watch through the windows at the testers reactions would make that horn worth it.

@bobatronsloshy4180

2 жыл бұрын

Dew it

@congruentcrib

2 жыл бұрын

Depending on you car, you may get an even better reaction when getting tires/ a rotation. If you ask them to relearn the TPMS (Tire Pressure Monitoring System/Sensor) there's a chance (depending on manufacturer) that the horn will honk. Most commonly on GM cars and trucks. What happens is the car is put into TPMS Relearn Mode; the horn will honk twice. After that, they will have to trigger each sensor (1 per tire) and once the car recognizes that a sensor has been triggered, it'll honk one more time. This will leave you with 8 short honks. I hate doing this with regular car honks... I don't want this with louder horns. The whole point of relearning the sensors is so the vehicle knows which sensors it needs to keep track of. Some cars even tell you what pressure the tires are at, and this is nice except most shops don't relearn the sensors, so you may see it says your front passenger side tire is low, when its actually your driver rear, or you driver front, or your passenger rear. If your vehicle does show where the tires are, make sure they relearn the sensors every time you get a rotation or new tires. They cant charge you because technically it could be considered "disabling a safety feature" which in the eyes of DOT any safety feature is equal to all... disable a tire light, just as bad as disabling the airbags. Being said, this is more of a technicality, and most places wont put up much of a fight if you tell them that information. They'll assume you know what you're talking about and they'll know its an uphill battle. I did not mean to type out a whole essay. One thing lead to another, and this is what I'm left with. I'm sorry

@marccolten9801

2 жыл бұрын

When I lived in NJ the emission test included EVERYTHING but the sound system - lights, horn, brakes. Here in Georgia they check NOTHING. All the cars around you are death machines but no harmful emissions.

@congruentcrib

2 жыл бұрын

@@marccolten9801 wanna talk about death machines… I had a customer who was worried about his rear brakes. He got them done at some sketchy place. Let me just list some of the issues…. The pitman arm (what steers the car) has so much play in it, the rear hubs had play, I don’t even know how the balljoints were in place, they’re just waiting to fall out. It has engine codes, ABS codes, one of the leaf spring shackle’s u bolt was snapped- on both sides, the place he had it worked on just gave him his parking brake saying it “fell off” (it has drums and that means the parking brake is required for it to function), the brake pedal was super soft and unresponsive, there was an old brake line that was just resting in the back of the truck, any time you’d put it in drive it would jolt forward, both front swaybar links were snapped, one of the rear brake cylinders was spewing fluid, the rear shocks were completely blown, one of the rubber bushings was just missing from one of the shocks, it leaked trans fluid, and best of all… there were 3 holes in the transmission… just straight up 3 holes? All of which looked to be done by the manufacturer. 2 of which had threads. There’s more if you want. Customer doesn’t care about any food that… just wants his brakes to work.

@darthkarl99

2 жыл бұрын

@@congruentcrib As somone from the UK, Oof. That would not be road legal.

I’ve had one of these installed on my car for about two years. I hardly ever use my horn, and every time I do, I’ve completely forgotten about it and it scares me every time.

@trainsntile

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@J19_vlogger74

Жыл бұрын

just wait till you accidently set the alarm off

@Smileyea81

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Car: *Activates horn* Neighbor: It's probably a submarine.

@ebinrock

4 жыл бұрын

But the horn makes "one ping only, Mr. Vizili"!

@mattiviljanen8109

4 жыл бұрын

Car: *activates horn (for the seventh time) Neighbour: Dammit, when is he going to fix his submarine!?

@eken81

4 жыл бұрын

What? A submarine in the community pond?

@Hexagonian

4 жыл бұрын

@@eken81 no, a submarine in your flooded basement.

@jonathankydd1816

4 жыл бұрын

ahh yes, the common suburban submarine

I didn’t take that noise warning seriously enough.

@0JayDoubleU

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣

@leechowning2712

4 жыл бұрын

I go the other way. I muted it... And loved his face.

@GrassLion85

4 жыл бұрын

Saaaaame! Lmao

@user-yi4em6vm4r

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@1objection

4 жыл бұрын

I read this before he used that horn and I'm glad I did. I turned my sound down to the point where it was almost on mute and it was still loud.

The initial sounding of the klaxon horn and the fear response to it combine to create a stunning and hilarious audio-visual experience that I hope to pass on to my progeny in the future.

Having found this channel and binge watching the videos, I can say the "power of buying two of them" jokes, does, in fact, not get old.

4:25 “Through the magic of “Buying Two of Them’” is still my favorite running joke on this show.

@BobStein

4 жыл бұрын

Finally got it. The magic of repeating a joke like the magic of repeating the buy. Like the magic of explaining a joke...

@Gotinha123

4 жыл бұрын

The way you used quotes annoys me

@datsun100a3

4 жыл бұрын

That one German kid Sourkraut he cant reply bc he flew awaysahsbxhhfjhfcniufvf

"And the result is a **CAR HORN** loud noise." This channel is brilliant.

@mctv6486

4 жыл бұрын

one time i remember hearing a horn like that and i droped a 6 pack of coke cans and they exploded all over the parking lot

@johnmcquay82

4 жыл бұрын

@@mctv6486 Did you go back into the store to replace the cans and buy a clean pair of pants?

@mctv6486

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnmcquay82 no it didnt get on me cuz i put them on a shelf and i was 5 feet away wehn they fell off the shelf and blew up

@mctv6486

4 жыл бұрын

@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 no i was in a walmart

@clentistwoud

4 жыл бұрын

@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 I'll ask you: Is it this important?

6:27 this just reminds me of my parents old car when we lived in Pennsylvania, it’s horn didn’t work, and for some reason couldn’t just be fixed. It needed a horn to pass state inspection though, so the mechanic just rigged up a new horn that for some reason had a button that you could either reach down with your hand to hit, or reach up with your leg, but it was incredibly easy to bump with your left knee in such a tiny car (especially since my parents are both over 5’10”) the amount of times someone accidentally honked when getting in and out of that car was ridiculous

@trainsntile

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!

Dude, the fact that you’re wearing a 727 shirt is an elixir for my soul. That’s one of my favorite airliners of all time…mostly retired now and massively under-appreciated for the “pilots’ airplane” that it was

@navelriver

Жыл бұрын

I wish I was back in those times.

@overclock404

7 ай бұрын

wysi wyfsi

"The result is a f*honk*ing loud noise" Best censor ever.

@jacobnemeth7634

4 жыл бұрын

Fhonk

@homefront3162

4 жыл бұрын

lolololol

@theycallmeJacko

4 жыл бұрын

*beep

@NavJordaan

4 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@seacow8114

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp is 1:21 I think

Can we just appreciate that horn noise he made with his mouth at the start

@YostPeter

4 жыл бұрын

It was surprisingly accurate.

@FernieCanto

4 жыл бұрын

@@YostPeter It was a very... pleased sounding horn, though: "a-HOOOO-ahhhh!"

@mctv6486

4 жыл бұрын

Totaly not a way to tell a car to Frick Off

@mumblbeebee6546

4 жыл бұрын

Amen. That had me floored, the rest of the video, however solid, is struggling to get my attention after that glorious sound! It sounded even more like a klaxon than a klaxon!!

@schelsullivan

4 жыл бұрын

You could use his voice audio and allowed speaker as a horn.

The impression of the klaxon was amazing, and 3:13 dang

6:51 I would love to see the look on a thief's face when the car suddenly goes into dive mode 😂😂😂

I love how to subtitles are different with the two different horns horn1: BEEP horn2:beep

@queersaint

3 жыл бұрын

horn 1: (sounded angry) horn 2: (it's not mad, just disappointed) the subtitles are a gift

@craftyfish0

3 жыл бұрын

When it went to the kalxon, the subtitles went "Ahooooooga"

@djmoch1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@craftyfish0 "Holy *HONK!* this thing is loud!"

@Fig_Bender

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute God tier subtitles

@harryf9885

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah his subtitles are great. I usually don’t use subtitles but always turn them on for his videos

I can't stop laughing from the car alarm diving joke. I got the mental image of someone smashing your car's window, only for the horn to start blaring, the radio starts yelling "dive, dive, dive!" and the car sinks into the ground.

@AgentLane13

Жыл бұрын

This is a beautiful image and I love you for it

@SonsOfLorgar

9 ай бұрын

Colin Furze is working on it 😂

@zombieregime

9 ай бұрын

Hey Alec! I found another one for the weirdo club! Welcome, brother.😁

@Xavierisbst.

8 ай бұрын

imagine this actually happening to your car someone just breaks your window and your car goes into the ground. then what do you do?

@user-ty6we2sp2m

8 ай бұрын

That's how it feels to be dreaming

A tech-con video i can't listen to when trying to sleep

Here's my fun fact about car horns! My great grandma could never hear when i was growing up, hearing aids and still couldn't hear you most of the time. I found out it was because she worked in a car factory tuning horns in probably the 50s-60s.

That was a surprisingly accurate vocalization of an old car horn.

3:13 - That sound warning is no joke, I can barely hear him speaking but the horn was loud enough to make me jump.

@DubmareProductions634

3 жыл бұрын

yea it scared the %$& out of me XD

@lambdaexclamationpoint

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i was looking at my breakfast when it popped up, frightening mistake

@Dorumin

3 жыл бұрын

Nice avatar, DST is lots of fun

@calculator1841

3 жыл бұрын

I even read this comment, waited at the t/s, still jumped lol

@DJAutism1

3 жыл бұрын

It made me laugh instead of scare me

"this joke is never gonna get old" man, I've been watching this channel for years and my friend and I still sprinkle "through the magic of buying two of them..." into our work conversations.

3:14 MY SOUL JUMPED OUT OF MY BODY THAT WAS SO LOUD

My family’s car had a klaxon horn on it, we did indeed install it separately from the main horn. We mostly used it for jokes and scaring people, they are very, very loud. Edit: I am perfectly aware of the usage of a/an. Proofreading my writing for a KZread comment is not something I bother to do.

@DryPaperHammerBro

4 жыл бұрын

“An klaxon”

@mumbles552

4 жыл бұрын

I've done the same thing. It really wakes up people with their nose in their phone!

@neilforbes416

4 жыл бұрын

@@DryPaperHammerBro Yes, "A Klaxon", not "An Klaxon" It's bad enough the letter 'H' gets abused like that...... A herb, not An Herb!

@heinousdickanus6040

4 жыл бұрын

@@neilforbes416 while i know and acknowledge it isnt correct, saying "an herb" rolls off the tongue better because its pronounced "erb" by everyone around me.

@GinjaNinja32

4 жыл бұрын

@@neilforbes416 Depends how you pronounce "herb". If you say it with a hard "h", like you'd say at the start of "huh", then "a herb" is correct. If you say it with no "h", like if you pronounced "huh" as "uh", then "an herb" is correct. Basically, a/an doesn't depend on whether the next *letter* is a consonant, it depends whether the next *sound* is a consonant - otherwise it'd be a hour and an uniform.

He did an almost perfect impression of one.

@Circuitssmith

4 жыл бұрын

“a-woog.” Flawless.

@anothrto1045

4 жыл бұрын

Well he's pulling info out of somewhere so he must be a proctologist

The klaxon's speedy click is a great example of how speeding up rhythm creates pitch.

"this joke will never get old." Correct, never stop doing it.

"Stupidly load." Silly noise". "Makes a sound by rotating a motor." and "only $10". *Me, fixing one directly to a hand-held drill and sneaking up behind my flatmate* "You don't say?"

@loganiushere

3 жыл бұрын

*former flatmate now

@amymoriyama6616

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooo, I think I might have to make something like this...

@saganandroid4175

3 жыл бұрын

Bonus points for mating it to an impact wrench.

@theactualslapmaster2466

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ that's an idea

@vaclav_fejt

3 жыл бұрын

My mate once carried a acid-lead battery and a Fiat Ducato horn on his bycicle. Imagine if I could gear *this* on the pedals.

When you say "you shouldn't put it on your car" I'm hearing "its perfect for your shitbox motorcycle" Perfect tip, thanks!

@BrianFullerton

3 жыл бұрын

Same for my shitbox pickup...right next to the spot I am leaving for the eventual cruise ship horn.

@PortCharmers

3 жыл бұрын

What for? Shitbox motorcycles' exhaust note should overshadow any horn anyway.

@harryf9885

3 жыл бұрын

PortCharmers maybe not this one lol. It’s f***ing loud

@BazilRat

3 жыл бұрын

Bugger your motorcycle, I'm trying to figure out how to fit one to a bicycle...

@docthebiker

3 жыл бұрын

I use a snail style air horn on my bikes. Compact and probably louder. Instead of a blind witch sideswiping me at 110mph on the autobahn she jumped up and ate her headlining.

4:24 Nick Robison: "So I booked a plane ticket and got on a flight to Tokyo in search of answers" Technology Connections: "Well, through the magic of buying two of them, I have an already-taken-apart one right here."

That was excellent, thank you.

The magic of buying a second one does, in fact, never get old.

@Sammie1053

4 жыл бұрын

I will still never get over the mythical third toaster

"It appears to run on some form of electricity"

@subduedreader5627

4 жыл бұрын

"Well, you're not wrong..."

@Magnitude7

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

Would love to see a video where increased current is applied to the klaxon and to see how the spin speed of the motor affects the sound

I have one in my 62 Beetle and found putting a 1Ohm (50W) resistor in series does well to bring down the current. The slower rise and lower overall tone makes it sound far more 'friendly'.

@felixyasnopolski8571

6 ай бұрын

instead of that resistor you just can wire a lightbulb

"better use this... car battery that I have lying a-" *[OOOOOOOGA!!!]* 3:13

@michaelboydston313

3 жыл бұрын

you can see the horn roll because of the motor

@mySeaPrince_

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelboydston313 ... there's a video idea... 🐱 ...

@michaelboydston313

3 жыл бұрын

@@mySeaPrince_ wat?

@gab_v250

2 жыл бұрын

Holy f[Gary horn honk] this thing is loud!

@mySeaPrince_

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelboydston313 Torque reaction?

"The other style of horn is this style, which I will call Gary." I love this channel.

@pyxyne

4 жыл бұрын

I love how that was immediately followed by "A Gary horn, also known as a trumpet horn, [...]"

@richardemms3050

4 жыл бұрын

If you aren't sure what something is called, give it an unnecessary name.

@pHD77

4 жыл бұрын

Gary... Hmm 🤔 By any chance a SPONGEBOB reference? 😂

@1959Edsel

4 жыл бұрын

There's an aurora called Steve.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

@@TD070VA1 not necessarily. Gary is a common name. It could also be a Pokemon reference, given Alec's age.

It's no wonder you have one and a half million subs - fact filled, fun and engaging. I REALLY learn a lot from every one of your videos. Cool and fun to watch and listen to. More please!

Never seen you before, but this video had me and my buddy in stitches... you're freaking awesome. Informative, great walk thrus and funny as hell! Thank you.. i will be subscribing and liking!!

*Eyes pop out, pupils turn to bombs and explode eyes, slams fist of table multiple times and empty eyeholes shoot out smoke puffs like a factory shift whistle, howls like wolf, tongue rolls out, screams AWOOOOOOOOOGA* NOW THAT'S A DAME

@RobCamp-rmc_0

4 жыл бұрын

Ayeloo Official HAHT CHA CHAAAA

@zangetsuu

4 жыл бұрын

i was desperately in search of this comment, my brow was absolutely caked in sweat like a newborn is caked in its mother's juice with worry that i would never see this again. thank you

@clark987878

4 жыл бұрын

This

@wyattroncin941

4 жыл бұрын

you're forgetting the heart leaping out of your chest cavity about 3 feet

@susano7135

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yeah, we're on the same wavelength buddy

“Your manufacture decides to spurge on you”

The perfection of your verbal impression of the horn really caught me of guard in the first 10 seconds of the video. Was NOT expecting such a good sound.

I never laughed so hard when he said “Holy That Horn is Loud!”😂😂😂😂😂 - I’m still tearing up!!

This is the first ever noise warning I've seen that's followed by an actually sufficiently jarring noise

@andrewpena9041

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I was in the process of turning my headset down. Glad I did.

@lynxranger9226

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve never seen “Scotland forever,” then

@SobrietyandSolace

3 жыл бұрын

I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND IT WASN'T ENOUGH NOTICE

@dillpixell

3 жыл бұрын

was turning down the volume and it still scared the shit out of me

@ashleystadlman2371

3 жыл бұрын

I turned down my sound by like 2 dots and it still wasn’t enough

When I was in high school my dad and I restored a 1927 Chevrolet. My recollection is that the klaxon on that car had a motor driving a rotating drumstick that hit the diaphragm when you used the horn. Since it was literally one beat per revolution the sound was lower and the modulation more distinct than these modern klaxons. (this was 60 years ago so my memory may be faulty)

@kokopellione

2 жыл бұрын

If that was 60 years ago how old are you now

@lxndshark4123

2 жыл бұрын

Probably at least 60

@jacobshort6528

2 жыл бұрын

My Dad helped his Mother fix their 1932 Ford Model A in their driveway, during the winter, when he was younger than 10. It was their daily driver and had to run well every day. Grandpa died in 1949 when Dad was just 6 going on 7. So this man could be in his 70s.

@jacobshort6528

2 жыл бұрын

@jernejj5 My dad is 79, and he said that all the kids in the village of Onota went to a one room schoolhouse, kindergarten through 12th grade in the same room, with just one teacher. The older kids helped tutor the younger kids. 12 year-olds were in 5th grade, unless they scored higher on the tests and could skip some grades. But back then the really old cars were much simpler to repair and restore than cars of today. A toolbox might have 3 or 4 wrenches, a hacksaw, one flatbit screwdriver, a hammer and a coil of baling wire. This could fit in a small box beneath the seat. And kids helped work on cars from an early age, as their smaller hands could reach into places a grownups couldnt.

@TheGearhead222

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobshort6528 Your adjust the tone by adjusting the nut on the top of the horn diaphragm. This changes the tension between the diaphragm, the ball bearing and the rotating wave washer-really simple in concept. -John in Texas

I can confirm that this horn does just fine as a direct replacement on a 2001 Honda Accord, and brings joy to all who experience it 😁

I installed one of these in my 1st new car, a 1980 VW Rabbit. I love cars of the 30s, 40s & 50s. In fact, I had my buddy put a 1950s 'flame job' on this car 3 months after I bought it! Nuts, HUH? Sand down a perfectly beautiful factory black paint job to put 'flames' on the hood, fenders & into the doors! The guy did an excellent job! Anyway, back to the horn. Everyone knew when I was around, as I DID make the 'ah-OOO-gah' my primary horn. I even had the state motor vehicle inspectors grinning & laughing. They said that the horn was DEFINATELY loud enough!! Anyway, I just sold the car to my daughter's girlfriend's dad about a month ago. I forgot to tell the guy about the horn. He hasn't gotten around to getting it running yet, but I'm sure my daughter will get a text about the horn. (PS- It never got wet, so I'm guessing that it still works!) Maybe I'll install one in the "06 Scion Tc that I just bought- Hmmm?

"As in the event of a break-in, any would-be do-gooder will simply think your car is diving below the surface" was the line that killed me. That, and the short alarm blip.

@Adenzel

4 жыл бұрын

Was hoping someone mentored this, it had me in stitches.

@cowtastic141

4 жыл бұрын

@@Adenzel do you need an ambulance

@Adenzel

4 жыл бұрын

@@cowtastic141 Quite possibly, my typo makes it look like I'm having a stroke 😅

@pomaranc747

4 жыл бұрын

And I was drinking just as he said it, over my laptop as well...

@FyreWulff

4 жыл бұрын

gonna be honest i've been pretty down and out this past week and that line gave me one of the most unstoppable gut laughs i've had in a while

“And people are stupidly dangerous nearly all the time” we really should come with a warning label of some sort

@the_egg_

4 жыл бұрын

Caution: stupid people

@jcsjcs2

4 жыл бұрын

"Here's your sign". Bill Engvall already had that insight ;-)

@BrockPittsPhoto

4 жыл бұрын

epiccollision warranty and information card delivered at birth

@kogasoldier9379

4 жыл бұрын

Most people do, you just can't see it. There's usually two types: Democrat and Republican.

@dewetolivier2362

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if we are the trailer trash of the galaxy , or the universe...

“No effort november.” Very catchy wording and also a genius way to sort of have a small'ish break while still cranking out good content. You are an absolute success with your channel of ideas. Keep staying in the game as you always do my friend! We all appreciate you!

“You’re my kind of weirdo”. Love it. Keep up the great Videos.

"When in doubt take the silly option." Amen brother!

@seanwieland9763

4 жыл бұрын

Does the girl come with the horn? 😝

@markb4071

4 жыл бұрын

@@seanwieland9763 i think she provides it ;)

That horn scared the shit out of me. I thought that warning was a joke, like he brought out that big battery but it's quiet.

@birdybirdforever

4 жыл бұрын

I had this playing in the background while I was painting and wasn't watching when be brought the klaxon out, and I nearly jumped out of my skin when he hooked it up.

@joshuarivera7630

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same...

@pokehybridtrainer

4 жыл бұрын

Saw the warning on the bus with my Bluetooth headset, and still got me.

No one could have explained it nearly as good and funny as you did! Well done!

I'm a little late catching up on all of your content. This may be my favorite video of yours. So good. Thanks.

“I think there wasn’t a Greek word for.. to awoog.”

@PixelSchnitzel

4 жыл бұрын

It has been long enough. Is there one now? I mean, surely at some point over the centuries, *someone* in Greece has needed to awoog by now. The odds are just too high.

@theodoro89

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Greek and I've never heard that word. I guess we've stopped awooging...

“to ahoog” that cracked me up. 5:53 for those who want to hear it again and again.

@Nostaljack

4 жыл бұрын

I remain dead. Someone send help.

@Wutsizbukkit

Ай бұрын

​@Nostaljack nah, you'll be fine

One of my favorite things about this channel is the thinly veiled contempt he has for the audience. It's half a bit and half genuine dread of having to deal with online disagreements because they can be so tiring even in the best of cases. I absolutely love it.

In the house of my best friend in junior high was a manual powered version of these automobile horns. You pushed down a big plunger to make it turn. His mother used it as a "come in for dinner" signal -- it was so loud and distinctive, it could be heard half a block away, even when it was inside his house. Like 500 feet! It was incredible.

I d'know; if I heard a submarine announcing it was about to dive in the middle of the city, that would get my attention a lot better than just another car alarm.

@SunriseLAW

3 жыл бұрын

Oh please,, everyone know submarines are in the water... not the city. FACTS: They have STRICT laws about diving horns ...which prevented the end of the world. A couple weeks ago I was in my Ohio-class nuclear submarine deciding which continent to obliterate when a Seawolf submarine pulled me over and gave me a ticket for the wrong diving horn. They searched my vessel and temporarily impounded my 24 ballistic missiles with MIRV warheads until I installed the correct diving horn and paid the $200 fine.

@tlangdon12

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunriseLAW Did you ever decide which continent to obliterate?

@SunriseLAW

3 жыл бұрын

@@tlangdon12 Based on the Diving Horn Laws, I am thinking about the East Coast of USA from about Richmond VA up to Portland, Maine. I am still stinging over the $200 fine and I have to get a 'legal' diving horn. I contacted General Dynamics in Groton CT.... A new diving horn for an Ohio-class sub costs over $143 million!!!! I ended up ordering a Chinese-made diving horn, the exact same one they sell to General Dynamics for $95 and it is on its way!

@tlangdon12

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunriseLAW Result!

@mySeaPrince_

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunriseLAW Have you been watching too many TC videos... 🐱 ...

"...cars are dangerous things, and people are stupidly dangerous almost all of the time..." I feel seen

@RetroArcadeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Just heard cars about to crash while typing this. So, yeah. I can confirm.

@ClokworkGremlin

4 жыл бұрын

Car accidents kill more people in the US every year than firearms.

@PrincessLorelei

4 жыл бұрын

This sums up my entire experience with humanity.

"Through the magic of buying 2 of them ... This joke is never gonna get old" fast forward to 3 years later, still using the same joke, and it still isn't old.

The humor, the knowledge, the topic. I’m subscribing 😂❤

I love how he taunts us with the challenge of installing these into our cars. Telling us how bad of an idea it is, yet with a wink gives us full instructions on how it can be managed.

@ethan323z

4 жыл бұрын

SwankeyMonkey I actually installed one of these on my old Ford Taurus and it was hilarious

@joelpowell4424

4 жыл бұрын

An old fella I lived with had 2, one on his car and one on his mobility scooter 😂

@1115devon

4 жыл бұрын

The horn in my 78 f150 died so I replaced it with one

TC: Holy [honk] this thing is LOUD! Me: Now that would make for a perfect alarm clock upgrade.

@24ecko

2 жыл бұрын

Here you go lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/aq55qpeAqLO0f5s.html

@jacobshort6528

2 жыл бұрын

That'll bust your ear drums!

@tbuk8350

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobshort6528 and as an added bonus, wake you up instantly! Heck, you might start automatically waking up 10 minutes before the alarm goes off, so you can defuse it first!

@kayleighmoore6951

2 жыл бұрын

@@tbuk8350 Oh wait! You can't defuse it.

@richardbaumgart2454

2 жыл бұрын

@@tbuk8350 😂

when i was about to add a ahooga horn to my old tractor, i see a video from one of my favorite youtuber about it. so great !

Heh, you are the best teacher ever! Every time I watch one of your videos, I’m left feeling like when I was a kid at Christmas and got a wonderful present. God bless you! You are one in a million.

I'll need to add "To Awoog" to my everyday vocabulary

@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo

4 жыл бұрын

Honey, wanna cuddle? AWEOOGAHH

@mutated__donkey5840

4 жыл бұрын

It’s my new favorite verb

@ZaHandle

4 жыл бұрын

Add that to your works

@bravobird9435

4 жыл бұрын

Rohan fancy seeing you here

Wife comes home cranky after a bad rain storm. “I guess I’m gonna go bookmark this video about car horns, and save it for later”

@exipolar

4 жыл бұрын

No, i just didn’t have my headphones in xD

@5roundsrapid263

4 жыл бұрын

4:58 Maybe her diaphragm needs a bumpy ride. That usually cheers up my wife.

@davincent98

4 жыл бұрын

@@5roundsrapid263 giggity

You have some amazing stuff. I have been binge watching this channel.

This guy is something special. Love him

"Through the magic of buying two of them" Ah, my favorite snackomancy technique

"I think he wants to communicate" *Pulls out minihorn* _aaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAH_

@awildfilingcabinet6239

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh... the mask. Good movie

@Wiener-Fag

4 жыл бұрын

@@awildfilingcabinet6239 indeed

@willreynolds7827

4 жыл бұрын

Look ma I'm road kill HAHA!

@darthXreven

4 жыл бұрын

sssssssmokin!!! gods, loved the mask....so goddamn funny lolz

@BadWebDiver

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Diaz's debut...

Hello I must say I never loved subtitles this much and I laugh a lot at your silly jokes, thank you ! I also thought all my life that I sucked at anything tech but you explain them so well that I understand everything !! I now have opinions about fire alarms. I live with a fire survivor so this is very precious. I also live with someone who can't breathe when the air is too dry and I now have Suggestions.

This channel teaches me all sorts of things I never knew I needed to know

"This would be an effective horn should you put one on your vehicle." [In the exact same tone] "Should you put one on your vehicle?" Hilarious!

"I'm not a proctologist" What a bummer.

@ryderragone1167

4 жыл бұрын

omg

@littleonion216

4 жыл бұрын

And the winner for the most underrated comment goes to...

@poiiihy

4 жыл бұрын

definitely not urs

@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo

4 жыл бұрын

BUM-er

@itchykami

4 жыл бұрын

ok bummer.

i love the captions, saying BEEEEP and tooot when the horns are honking!

Youre sense of humor tickles me oh so very well.

"Better use this car battery that I just have lying around" You know, as you do. Also, fun fact: those things were originally hand cranked. I have a feeling that's why they're "mechanical loudspeakers" run by a spinning motor. They just replaced the hand crank with an electric motor and called it a day.

@ET_AYY_LMAO

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, dont you? I dont even own a car and I got one

@the_kombinator

4 жыл бұрын

Currently (haha), I have 3 car batteries and some UPS 12v batteries lying around my house. Well, strictly speaking, they're lying around and being connected to a trickle charger, but yeah, they're around. Lying.

@ZenoDLC

4 жыл бұрын

Well, guess taking one hand for relatively a long time to crank a horn would be dangerous while driving

@butre.

4 жыл бұрын

I just rounded up my collection of car batteries a few days ago and discovered that 31 of them need to be brought to the scrapyard

@hagerty1952

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of them weren't "cranked" in the manner of twisting a handle in a circle. They used a rack and pinion with the rack sitting along side the flywheel inside. The device would be mounted to the side of the car near the driver (like on the door post or windshield pillar) and said operator would mash the top of the rack. This would spin up the flywheel for a quick burst. This is the same way those thumb-drive sparkler toys worked.

"Layered sounds can be difficult to decipher and I'm not a *proctologist* .”

@brickshitter8015

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong.

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a proctologist either.

@misterkaos.357

4 жыл бұрын

Vegeta is tho

@figboot

4 жыл бұрын

for anyone out of the loop, a proctologist is an ass doctor / specialist

@---cr8nw

4 жыл бұрын

That one had me rolling.

So glad I found this video in my feed today.

The sound description "ahOOOOOga" is just funny XD Thanks for making so funny videos!

these horns could damage the ears of other people! You cant use them in a ca- haha red horn go *A W O O G A*

@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

4 жыл бұрын

KLAXON BEAT

@PanduPoluan

4 жыл бұрын

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Now I'm so looking forward to DJs sampling the awooga sound and use it in their mixes 😆

@sheilaolfieway1885

3 жыл бұрын

You can't do anything in Commiefornia.

@UpsideDownCycle

3 жыл бұрын

wow! Thank you for 1000 likes guys! Very cool!

@greenscreen1060

3 жыл бұрын

I'm buying one right now to install in my car because of this video.

"Well, cars are dangerous things, and people are stupidly dangerous nearly all the time!" Truer words have never been spoken.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

You should see how bad it gets where I live!

@horseshoe_nc

4 жыл бұрын

100% accurate!!!

@nitehawk86

4 жыл бұрын

"this joke is never gonna get old"

This video was a great introduction to this channel, hilarious and informative! =) Subbed

What a joy to watch a horn video that has horn sounds instead of 20 minutes of talking. Thanks

Forget the minor third. I want a pair of horns that's tuned to a tritone.

@echodelta9

4 жыл бұрын

No, 4 horns for a minor flatted seventh, The blues chord. Trains use it.

@ganaraminukshuk0

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x isn't that what it literally is? (The tritone is also called the Devil's interval; I just remember it as that one pair of notes whose ratio of pitches is the square root of 2 that wants to resolve by having one or both notes move up or down a half step so that you get a major third or major fifth or something like that.)

@johnopalko5223

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x Thank you! That's the response I was hoping for! It's nice to know I'm not the only music theory geek around here. 😁

@fletcher1710

4 жыл бұрын

Summoning demons would be the least of your worries!

@gcarlson

4 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't for the devils interval, Black Sabbath would have never existed. And that would not be cool.

"This joke is never gonna get old" I came back six months later to say...yeah, it's still funny.

@violetsteele350

2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I walk around thrift shops, I find myself looking for machines there are 2 of to "through the magic of buying two of them" myself.

@narnigrin

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, by now I've come to expect it in every video

@nathanielhill8156

7 ай бұрын

​@@narnigrinsame, it's the best and it's still funny

I have a surplus Fire Truck / Ambulance dual air horn on my truck. I have had folks pull over to get out of the way and then chase me. The air compressor is to fix flats when I have one. The alarm honk as I walk away is wonderful.

I love that the *most watched* part is where you try the horn for the first time.

Even with the noise warning, that horn still made me jump. Wow, that thing is loud.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

I did NOT have enough time to turn down the volume once it came out. It didn't hurt my ears, but dang if it didn't startle me.

@SarahIsWeird

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the noise warning and I wasn't looking. Scared the living hell out of me.

@samuelmeasa9283

4 жыл бұрын

I was glade not to be watching this on the TV. Even if the neighbors are out the business down stairs might not like the sound.

@LoboPreto

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not really sure if what we heard was really the sound created when he closed the circuit. If it was and was as loud as it's supposed to be, there would have been clipping in the recorded audio. He would have had to record the klaxon with other settings than for his voice recording. What I'm trying to say is that your perception of the sound being louder than you expected is skewed as Alec most likely placed the sound and deliberately set the loudness in post. I'm not suggesting this type of horn wasn't fairly loud if you stood right in front of it when it goes off.

@Hexagonaldonut

4 жыл бұрын

@@LoboPreto No, yeah, the bloopers at the end of the video imply the sound was in fact dubbed in, as the sound made in the bloopers is clipped to hell.

"but if you do, you're my kind of weirdo" Me: (Thinks back to high school when I replaced my car's only horn with a junkyard klaxon...)

I just want to say i appreciate the stock video you choose for the alarm horn.

I come back to watch this one every month just for the impression at the beginning