if i had a mystery diner for every time i saw a Pulp Fiction poster in someone's room i'd be Charles Stiles

@dracomight

6 жыл бұрын

Marc Alcatraz God damn it, these Charles stiles jokes always get me.

@HaneeFannee

6 жыл бұрын

It's a standard in the "KZread Film Student/Critic" backdrop, tbf.

@AnimosityIncarnate

6 жыл бұрын

H K but like friends and family have it and that's a lot of likes so I guess everyone just loves pulp fiction

@Frankenbutt99

6 жыл бұрын

*_R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E_*

@kyle857

6 жыл бұрын

Marc Alcatraz It's a great poster. I have it myself.

"I'd rather see Colin Firth plough through 20 guys" -Ralph 2017

@Renogade

6 жыл бұрын

Is that the plot of 'a single man'?

@Apollo_Fontaine

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah pretty close

@cherrycola1144

6 жыл бұрын

Firth’s Girth

@ANoteToSelf

6 жыл бұрын

Is plough English or something? As an American, I would've said plow. Lol

“British Gangsta”

@yaboyMAP

6 жыл бұрын

*Roadman

@dracson237

6 жыл бұрын

The Footy channel the ting goes skkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra

@its_A2BS

6 жыл бұрын

chav isnt rlly part of the american lexicon i guess lol

@mattuiop

6 жыл бұрын

Basically chavs

@arthurhomewood9396

6 жыл бұрын

They're called chavs over here

To me this movie sounds like Kick Ass 2, where the satyrical edge of the first one is lost, and just becomes a dumber version of what it was satirizing in the first place.

@Profile__1

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I actually just commented that just now. Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

@hardleftturn7274

5 жыл бұрын

I bet that happens a lot. It’s difficult to make good sequels of satirical movies and it’s not even a new problem, the Austin powers movies are a perfect parallel to kingsmen, all they had to do was something like that, the 2nd and 3rd movies weren’t great, but they were watchable.

Shit man, this movie needs more Charles Styles, Mystery Diners

@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149

6 жыл бұрын

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

@yesokgood4028

6 жыл бұрын

They got T tho

@h_espeliz3347

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky That line will fit in a spy film so well

@notthatsamsmith1147

6 жыл бұрын

This is dead but still funny - the kingsman were cheating at the cheesys challenge

@peytonwoody3445

6 жыл бұрын

I have some shush concerns about this movie

This movie was good , but not pefect because, goddamn, it just needed a *zombie polar bear.*

@olofman300

6 жыл бұрын

DMB Exactly!

@didimean

6 жыл бұрын

They have wanted a damn zombie polar bear since the firSt movie - they should have the budget for one by Kingsman 3 though! Only thing is it will only be ~45 minutes ... Cause its more important then cohesive story telling :)

@succubastard1019

6 жыл бұрын

TrippyWolfGaming I see, you are a man of culture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@peytonwoody3445

6 жыл бұрын

They should of had: 3 cameras in the kitchen 5 cameras in the bar 2 cameras in the dining hall 4 cameras in the bathroom 1 camera in the office 4 cameras in the freezer 3 cameras in the kitchen

@thomasjohnson1885

6 жыл бұрын

DMB It needed the bad pussy

Actually Ralph, Kingsman: The Golden Compass is a very intellectual movie for intellectuals such as myself. For instance, when the robot dogs are attacking Colin Firth and Elton John joins in because the dogs can't attack him, it symbolizes the fact that we blind ourselves from those more famous than us committing violence. Also, when Eggman puts the thing in the girl's thingy, he calls Princess Peach because he cares about their relationship, unlike you apparently. Also it's a message that if you do the weed, Julianne Moore will kill you and President Not Trump will be ok with it because you did the weed. Very important message for today's society. I give King's Quest 3: The Goblet of Fire 5 Mystery Diners out of 5.

@xtzyshuadog

5 жыл бұрын

Effortful. I give this 3 Samuels out of... uh, 2 1/2 Colleen Furs

@davidsmith6277

5 жыл бұрын

This was not funny

@concernedfather1233

5 жыл бұрын

this was funny

@Cupit29

4 жыл бұрын

such as myself

@swahiliranger1022

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks videogamedunkey

Kingsman taught me that sometimes good people die. When Colin firth's character died I had every expectation for i'm to come back. and he didn't. That was the cold reality that faced me and i learned to deal with the consequences. The fact that they couldn't deal with Colin firth dying in the first one to the point where they had to bring him back is just so disappointing. I've never seen this new film, and I'm just going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

@ginge641

6 жыл бұрын

And another guy gets shot in the head and survives. Nothing has consequences anymore if we can just make characters not be dead.

@nathankincaid9814

6 жыл бұрын

Too bad merin, another beloved character, gets blown to shit in the second one.

@Profile__1

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same here. It's so childish, but boy oh boy do I *NOT* want to ruin my opinion on the first film. It kind of reminds me of what happened to Kickass (coincidentally directed by this films director too). The first was really good, in my opinion, but the second sucked so much cock it almost contaminated the first.

@alexbennet4195

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I absolutely hated that they did that. And to make it EVEN WORSE they went and killed off Roxy!!

@joshanmeisce611

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Kincaid yeah but they were gunna keep him alive with only losing his legs but audiences didn’t like that

"This girl is the boyfriend" 9:40

@ENEN-tz6eg

4 жыл бұрын

Try saying that as a joke in 2019

@chomosuke0720

3 жыл бұрын

Try saying that as a joke in 2021

@Dubstone

2 жыл бұрын

Try saying that as a joke in 2022

Also Ralph cool background.

@komradekontroll

6 жыл бұрын

C00l green screen lmeo

@Shoeofsweat

6 жыл бұрын

OmarTheAnimator dude that is so funny

@El-Duderino-His-Dudeness

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like Ralph is describing the first Kingsman.

@starhustler1453

6 жыл бұрын

HulkPlazGamz looks like a cool hipster burger joint

@macar3543

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Hand Well that was completely unnecessary.

The worst scene is at the end where some random dude points at the crack he was smoking and yells "I am never touching that again." You don't just stop doing crack. It's called an addiction, you can't just stop.

@JohnDoe-iw1mz

6 жыл бұрын

maybe he's only saying that at the heat of the moment?????

@drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138

6 жыл бұрын

Whoa, how would you know?

@jeremiahbaugh8195

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was weed and they just didn't know how to use a pipe properly? Cause there was the huge bag of weed earlier in the living room

@angespice

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Schaal that's probably a joke

@Dawnbreaker884

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, you can just stop lol. How do you think people kick addiction? Think.

Kingsman: The Golden Shower. ...cause it decides to piss all over the first film.

@dandydasyt4766

5 жыл бұрын

@@donaldjgumpofficial5754 New to the internet, ain't ya? Look it up on Urban dictionary. Heck, just look up the term.

@donaldjgumpofficial5754

5 жыл бұрын

@@dandydasyt4766 Thanks. I've never heard that term before.

@patrickpreston3904

5 жыл бұрын

Finn Underwood Good one☝️

What is it with Mark Millar graphic novels getting an adaptation done by the same director who make the film massively successful and fucking up the franchise with the sequal. Seriously that's too specific to be a coincidence .

@ConnorMcCartney95

6 жыл бұрын

Barney TheDinosaur Matthew Vaughn didn't direct Kick-ass 2 or write it.

@barneythedinosaur4877

6 жыл бұрын

shit well I'm retarded

@mynameiscordelia

6 жыл бұрын

Connor McCartney He still produced it?

@thevagabond1314

6 жыл бұрын

Producing has nothing to do with the story anyway

@naturalmusic7745

6 жыл бұрын

Barney TheDinosaur - Barney, you used all your money on meth, cocaine, and cigarettes.

nah, that spy movie from Adam Sandler was so bad it's good. there's this scene where they beat a fish to death and it goes on for like a minute and it's a spritual experience. that's all I can say.

@bhq3860

6 жыл бұрын

What's the full name of the movie? Sounds like a masterpiece

@AnimeLover-po2nu

6 жыл бұрын

G M C "You don't mess with the Zohan" I think

@charleynewman5057

6 жыл бұрын

YDMWTZ came out in theatres back in 2008. It's a great movie.

@eratinuwu1952

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Foster That sounds kind of amazing.

@Daniel6254

6 жыл бұрын

Its actually the only Adam Sandler movie i found funny because it was so bizarre

+ Roxy -Harry I hate how they killed roxy

@edwells8963

5 жыл бұрын

Knowing Kingsman, she's not really dead, and they have a magic gel for disintegration too.

I actually found the president character to more be a parody of Reagan's war on drugs and grey hair(or Bush Jr. with his accent). He honestly looked nothing like Trump to me.

Holy shit. A new background. Nice.

My friend asked why should she listen to Ralph's opinions about movies and I couldn't believe it. He's a movie maker it's right there in his name. Nobody lies about shit on the internet.

@vicdansanch

6 жыл бұрын

Rowvi the Bad he actually makes movies tho

@pollutionpoet

6 жыл бұрын

are you dumb, he literally makes movies and you dont even have to make movies to review them

@adoptdontshop3911

6 жыл бұрын

Mimi m Irony

@microusb118

6 жыл бұрын

Mimi m you’re a fucking idiot

@fluffyzombeh

6 жыл бұрын

Mimi M it's supposed to be sarcasm, uh it explains why there are so many votes. In fact I love Ralph's videos and his opinions and this is hilarious but a misunderstanding.

You called him "The dude from Narcos", even though you have the Stark banner in the background. HE'S PRINCE OBERYN

When he mentioned Colin firth studying butterflies.... I realized I've actually seen this movie and I've completely forgotten about it

My god, i laugh every time i see that scene in stardust... robert de niro is awesome

@lennysmileyface

6 жыл бұрын

Ayy

@lungbutter361

5 жыл бұрын

Ghey

@marcuswalters8093

4 жыл бұрын

"What IS This?! "

@westerling8436

3 жыл бұрын

Stfu

I was kinda looking forward to this, damn.

@arthive2435

6 жыл бұрын

Watch the movie and form your own opinion.

@LightShooters

6 жыл бұрын

I love Ralph but don't let his strong opinions deter you from the movie. Watch it for yourself. There is a lot of entertainment to be had.

Funny, a kingsman commercial was just on

@radioactive_cosmicrays6968

6 жыл бұрын

*skip ad*

I personally love this movie but I do really like ralphs channel and I respect his opinion

If Elton John doesn't sing Crocodile Rock in this movie, I'm not seeing it.

@Iponamann

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky dude can you please stop following me around every god damn channel I go to I see you and it's making me afraid

@GewoonRood

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky first melon now here?

@bumfricker2487

6 жыл бұрын

I think it would be better if he sang "Rocket Man" tbh

@otterhero6229

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky your username is fantastic mate

@rkrokberg

6 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOOOOOOOD! You again

Hearing Ralph say "British gangsta" made my morning

"Cringe-worthy" is the perfect way to describe this movie.

@beanwizard1223

6 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Bufkin hip

@hamishwilson9787

5 жыл бұрын

totally

@GeraltofRivia22

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanyurickfilms real mature, asshole.

@benwallace9136

3 жыл бұрын

Geralt of Rivia Witcher 3 name with joker pfp 👌🏻 virgin

@westerling8436

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, millenial

To be fair, there was no way in hell they could've topped that incredible church scene in the first movie so this movie would've fell flat no matter what.

@tejassinha3283

6 жыл бұрын

mattiesensei666 nice profile pic

@havoren

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t help that the movie has offensive political propaganda and shitty SJW messages forced in.

@CartoonWarStudios

6 жыл бұрын

havoren lol ????

@havoren

6 жыл бұрын

+CartoonWarStudios lol what? There actually WAS political propaganda in Kingsman: The Golden Circle pandering to the idiot SJWs out there who DON’T understand how politics work. The proof is in the scene of the president (representing Donald Trump) telling his cronies to let the drug users die, and then the movie tells us that it’s okay to use drugs. Like FUCK YOU movie! And I HATE being one of those people who calls this movie offensive and SJW propaganda since drooling retards now use it towards the new Star Wars movies just because a girl is a lead. But I’m one of those people.....because the movie is THAT terrible!

@vinicinfodexota5083

5 жыл бұрын

Don't think people hate TLJ because rey is the main character, people hate it because it's terrible, its like they traded roles, kylo has development, rey its the same all 2 movies, she is like a genius for no reason lul

Kingsman The Golden Shower

@atomicdancer

6 жыл бұрын

Sequel to Kingsman: The Sexual Service

@user-nc4cx9pk7c

6 жыл бұрын

Dave G you talking about that awkward tent sex scene? Lol

At this point I think Trent Reznor has probably funded his retirement off of Ralph's videos.

@gianlucagiordimaina8794

6 жыл бұрын

copyright...

@troymacdonald6197

6 жыл бұрын

josemaria calderon The backing music

@trevorreznik7598

6 жыл бұрын

Both Ghosts amd The Slip are part of the Creative Commons which means they are free to use in anything, probably that's why he uses them in every video so he doesn't have to worry about music copyright ever. That said NIN and Reznor's other works are amazing so I'm glad I hear them during he's reviews.

@gianlucagiordimaina8794

6 жыл бұрын

Sweet. I didn't know that. Those albums are both really underrated imo.

@mainsmain

6 жыл бұрын

Trent has an Oscar and Johnny Depp hasnt

9:40 what the girl is the boyfriend

"Hey guys, we made a successful parody movie that actually become something of its own because of the charm and differences we added. Let's make a second one that does not use anything that made the first one good and forget about that whole parody thing!" Good fucking job there, guys.

So basically......Kingsmen 2 is the adult version of spy kids?

@BLUEJAYMusic1994

6 жыл бұрын

Brutally Honest holy shit yes

@AnimeLover-po2nu

6 жыл бұрын

Implying spy kids was bad? The audiences and critics loved that movie when it came out.

@brutallyhonest7226

6 жыл бұрын

i should have been more explicit on the detail's spy kids 4

@AnimeLover-po2nu

6 жыл бұрын

Brutally Honest Oh yeah... we don't talk about that one.

@meetthebonk155

6 жыл бұрын

Brutally Honest do you think... god stays in heaven, because he is afraid of what he has created

Wait, what? He has to have sex to input a tracking device? Do they not remember the ways they listened in on and tracked people in the first movie? Also, how the hell can you listen to a conversation from down there? Also, that area is sensitive as hell. She would feel it. I was still interested in seeing this movie up to when you described that plot point. That is soooo stupid.

@Zhaife

6 жыл бұрын

it's microscopic and travels through her bloodstream, it's not like he shoved a walkie talkie in there

@Faliat

6 жыл бұрын

Zhaife That's even MORE stupid. How can you hear what somebody's saying through their bloodstream? Also, microscopic or not, she would feel it. Especially if it somehow gets into her bloodstream that way. If it's microscopic and travels through mucous membranes, why not implant it orally through kissing? The more you think about it, the worse it gets! But considering all they needed to track and listen in on people in the first film were sticky microphones and bugged top hats, this seems seriously unnecessary.

@lemonade5299

6 жыл бұрын

it's funny see how people get mad just for sex scenes.

@Faliat

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny how people automatically assume those that criticise a sex scene do so because it's sex. One of my favourite movies is Sympathy For Mr.Vengeance and that has a sex scene in it where people communicate through sign language about how they kidnap and ransom a child. Inputting a microscopic tracking and bugging device through the vagina like there's not easier and way more effective ways to do it is what I'm mad at. Hell, if they had to use that device specifically, they could've figured out a way to get it into her nose, eye or mouth no problem (all having mucous membranes and more able to pick up somebody speaking). Way less time consuming. But nah. There's got to be some stupid drama with the princess girlfriend that shouldn't even be there because she was supposed to be just a one-time bum sesh and nothing more.

@xXxHolyBigMacxXx

6 жыл бұрын

Faliat They dont listen to it, but tracks her

Pulp Fiction poster? Are you trying to be a cliche college film student?

@lungbutter361

5 жыл бұрын

@@ringboneringbone2179 k

The joke is that Elton John is Elton John 😂

Nothing will ever be as good as the bye bye and I'm not gonna say the last part cause he'll come for me

@fripptricky5099

6 жыл бұрын

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@juckoosaurus

6 жыл бұрын

dont saaay it dont think it

@esaw7067

6 жыл бұрын

BYE BYE MAN!!!

@pureevil9496

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Wages God damn it lmao

@arkham7727

6 жыл бұрын

Nateofnathan but you thought it. You thought you didn't think it but you thought wrong. You thought the thought you thought you didn't think.

It sounds like this is a typical sequel. Just remaking the first film and in doing so undoing major events. It was a bad sign when they were showing Colin Firth in the trailers.

@alexbennet4195

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, to be fair, the plot is very different to the original Kingsman, even though they recreate the bar scene. But it’s still nowhere near as good.

"I'd rather watch Colin Firth plow through 20 guys" - Ralph Sepe

Ralph, your perspicacity belies your tender age. Keep up the good work, my man.

Your skin is actually glowing?? Can we please get a skin routine????

@boobysr

6 жыл бұрын

Glowing with grease

@javieramirez1

6 жыл бұрын

It's called "lighting"☺

@repulsethemonkey1396

6 жыл бұрын

He's pregnant

@Nicebitoftucka

5 жыл бұрын

Semen

@westerling8436

3 жыл бұрын

@@repulsethemonkey1396 he's a boy, no womb or eggs, bitchboy

The first movie was based off solid source material (Mark Millar's graphic novel) but they just had to make stuff up for the sequel since there was no second graphic novel. With that context, it's not surprising that the film was a bit of a mess.

@KawaiiDansu

6 жыл бұрын

pergproductions Just like The Princess Diaries 2 bruh

@Gerald-of-Riviera

Жыл бұрын

​@@KawaiiDansuI'm five years late but I've been seeing memes recently of people actually wanting a third because the actors haven't aged. 😂

I gave it a 6.5/10. It was fun, but I never forgave them for spoiling Firth's resurrection, and they ran that damn Elton John cameo into the ground. I don't want another one of these, this was like Men in Black II to me.

@thatguynamedskyy6756

6 жыл бұрын

thatonedrewguy, but men in Black 3 was amazing, so Kingsman 3 could be too

@kalabaster357

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrbreadstick6560 hell it sure ain't quiet

@acenace24

5 жыл бұрын

That is a fair grade. It's not an awful movie, I'm sure there are things everyone can enjoy, but it does not deserve to even be compared to the first. Killing off Roxy early in the movie was terrible. I can understand and respect when a movie goes for a surprise death to get a reaction from an audience, just look at Harry getting shot in the first film, but the way it was done just wasn't worth losing a good character. Eggsy being with the Princess was hot garbage, like Ralph said, he should have fucked around basically unless they were going to put him with Roxy. Poppy wasn't an awful villain, she just wasn't developed enough for us to either like or hate her. When you have Sam Jackson for the first film I don't really expect the second to have a better bad guy. The Statesman part didn't really bug me, I just felt that their involvement was smashed into the movie too sloppily. I was also okay with Harry's use in the movie. They really backed themselves into a corner with Harry getting shot in the first film so I can forgive them for trying to make a decent narrative for his return. Then there is Elton John... I admit that for me he had the funniest part of the movie when he said, "What have you done to me you fucking bitch"!? However they should have used him for just 1 or 2 scenes. His inclusion in so much of the film made it go from funny to cringe=worthy. I still hope they make a third film, but without some of the strong characters from the first and second film I can't see it turning out as a good film.

@RStoelinga

5 жыл бұрын

The writer said it’s supposed to become a trilogy

@optimisticwhovian1726

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh the Elton cameo got tedious quick, why he was even there in the first place is a mystery but when you get a singer in who cant act the idea is to limit their input not increase it.

I went with a group of 15 people and everyone but me and one other person loved it Ralph, once again, you’ve turned the words in my heart into the words coming out of your mouth

Damn, this is really upsetting, i know most of the comments are joked but this is genuinely really disappointing, Kingsman: The Secret Service was one of my favorite movies because of how different, and funny and unique it was and its such a shame that all of that has been forgotten in this movie.

@jonnoweb

6 жыл бұрын

Kai S Same.

@Johnny-ux7yi

6 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to him. see the movie for yourself.

@tanathaku8420

6 жыл бұрын

Kai S it's coz the first one was British based and the sequel is like US thrown in

@JoshBlanksby

6 жыл бұрын

Kai S To state that it has all been forgotten without watching the movie for yourself is strange. Nothing Ralph said is objectively true, judge for yourself.

@ArcherV

6 жыл бұрын

Well why don't you watch it and judge yourself. I watched and found it pretty good, not as amazing as the first but not horrible as described in this interview

But Ralph..... THEY GOT T

@garretborn5911

6 жыл бұрын

THEY GOT T

@SubliminaIMessages

6 жыл бұрын

*throws shirt at cameraman*

@mrnat3058

6 жыл бұрын

but I thought it was just gonna be an easy grab

@pauline9970

6 жыл бұрын

VanillaThunder1216 DAMN RIGHT WE DO

@gabriela2848

6 жыл бұрын

IT'S NOT AN EASY GRAB THEY GOT T

This video is almost 2 years old and I'm still happy you watched Kingsman 2 for me.

I love your room! The brick wall & blue lights look sweet!

Fuck. I was so fucking excited for this and then the reviews started pouring in.

@Johnny-ux7yi

6 жыл бұрын

Remain excited and hopeful. you might as well enjoy it because see it for yourself.

@1234Blunty

6 жыл бұрын

Don't rely on reviews. I went to see it last night, it's not as good as the first movie but it's still very enjoyable, just go see it for yourself!

@supermutantsam1160

6 жыл бұрын

Real gut punch this turned out to be. I had no real reason to feel worried about how this film would turn out, based on the trailers, and yet it ended up being this massive fucking train wreck. It's legitimately shocking, to be honest.

@psyched.shelby5391

6 жыл бұрын

Super Mutant Sam and Mas i know. I honestly thought a kingsman sequel would be a safe bet but this sequel is practically hot garbage

@supermutantsam1160

6 жыл бұрын

+GainedSalmon 3 Maybe if you watched the entirety of Ralph's review and listened to all of his arguments instead of picking out just two of them you'd have a better idea of why people think that the movie's crap. Also, if I'm not supposed to listen to the critics, then why should I listen to you? What makes YOUR word more trustworthy than Ralph's?

16:16 (not defending this hot garbage movie in any way) But the British Kingsmen are a caricature, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody in England who acted and dressed like The Kingsmen. Even the "Chavs" are very family friendly versions, they don't look working-class at all. All tthe characters in Kingsmen, at least in my opinion, are over the top exaggerations

@drifter402

6 жыл бұрын

this

@supermutantsam1160

6 жыл бұрын

They were at least a bit less in your face about the parody. If you saw a Kingsman walking down the street, you'd see a dude in a classy suit and glasses holding an umbrella. They're a stereotype, yes, but they appear normal enough to the general British populous for it to be believable that they're an actually secret service. The Statesmen are just too blatant in their stereotypical gimmicks. I mean, there's a poster that implies that the whip is to a Statesman as an umbrella is to a Kingsman. Someone carrying a whip on their belt isn't exactly a normal sight, even in the American south. Hell, it'd be more normal if they just carried umbrellas like the Kingsmen.

@supermutantsam1160

6 жыл бұрын

+Eddie at The LMV Or they just wanted to push the, "Classy British Spy," trope as far as they reasonably could without making it seem too dumb?

@Crampsam

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Blanchard Thanks so much for writing this, had to be said

@travishimebaugh8381

6 жыл бұрын

Movies portray people about as accurately as they do physics. Both agencies are meant to be overblown parodies of their respective countries' perceptions of gentlemen, although why "American gentlemen" equates to "Deep South gentlemen" I have no idea. I guarantee you Texas isn't the London of America.

9:41 Don't you mean "The Girl is the GIRLFRIEND of.." UNSUBSCRIBING RALPH!!!

i'm so glad someone is finally giving stardust the attention it deserves

CLINT GOOD TRUM BAD I CLAP

@ratinatorfilms6098

6 жыл бұрын

CutThroatNin3 Neither of them were good. Reguardless, the left's response to trump's presidency has been hilarious

@vario6492

6 жыл бұрын

CLIT GOOD RUMP BAD

@why5830

6 жыл бұрын

drumpf resigned!

@bennygohome4576

6 жыл бұрын

Americlaps.mp4

@westerling8436

3 жыл бұрын

Trump protecting for to china you bitchboy

This reminds me of Kick Ass 2. The first one was a unique and interesting action film with good characters and a fun plot. However, the sequel ruined that by being nothing more than a hyper violent gun fest with atrocious humor. Yeah, don't give Matthew Vaughn a sequel. He's a "One and Done" type.

@diablito301

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Flaherty he didn't direct kick-ass 2

@MrDe4dGuy34

6 жыл бұрын

Awesomesaxdude True, but he was one of the film's producers. He had his hand in it and the film turned out similar to how Ralph described Kingsman 2.

I thought it was okay, by no means equal to the first though. If you're watching this and haven't seen the movie yet, I recommend you give it a shot. Ralph makes some good points, but a 2/10 really doesn't seem fair to me.

@alexoelkers2292

6 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this movie. But I could see where some people might view it as more of the same with out the creative spark that made the first one so awesome. Just the same if you enjoyed the first movie chances are you will enjoy the second.

@GeraltofRivia22

6 жыл бұрын

Rare Music #2 It was pretty terrible, not 2/10 terrible but still terrible

@floridamancode_e2673

6 жыл бұрын

Yah I liked it. Not as much as the first but I thought it was an enjoyable movie.

@boobysr

6 жыл бұрын

It was shit and no

@tzby8547

6 жыл бұрын

I’d give the second a 4/10

I love the pulp fiction poster in the background :)

@turnercash2037

6 жыл бұрын

Polly Mahone Oh my gosh, I see you everywhere! Hi, I like your taste in vids, I guess. Hope you're having a great day!

@brevintenney5817

6 жыл бұрын

I love the dead man in your profile pic

@KatSpicert

6 жыл бұрын

on the edge of nineteen that makes me want to get a Pulp Fiction poster and get brick wallpaper

24 minutes? Or this is too good or extremely bad...

@esaw7067

6 жыл бұрын

he gave it a 2/10

If this movie IS bad at least we still got the lego ningago movie 😊😊😊😊😊

@tobesxd

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, Lego Ningago movie. yay

@pollymahone9392

6 жыл бұрын

RALPH CHRISTIAN ANGELO DELA CRUZ YES the f*cking lego ningago movie

@cardboardlamb

6 жыл бұрын

ningago

@ayyboilmao

6 жыл бұрын

Polly Mahone stop

@farmhousefilms1

6 жыл бұрын

Ningago

I feel like the Statesmen are similar to the stereotypical British Kingsmen though. Like, the British stereotype is that they're very well dressed, absurdly polite, carry an umbrella around, etc. I've been in Britain, they're not like that. So the American version would be the cowboy stereotype. Why's that a bad thing?

@CommanderStudios

6 жыл бұрын

hes just saying it to get more americans pissed at the British kingsmen becuase this guy is an idiot

@brendanmccabe8373

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Angelus because that is the typical James Bond type thing

@baishihua

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Angelus It is more like for Statemen, those stereotypes were literally the whole character, while for Kingsmen, that style is more for aesthetic, and you can still see human beings within these people. Cliches can be there to serve as dressing, but not as the whole thing.

@LoganAKASpiderhands

6 жыл бұрын

Because using stereotypes to help the audience to identify a nationality of a character is lazy.

@TripleDeckerSupreme

6 жыл бұрын

Soul Sniper Studios Or maybe it’s because in comparison to the Kingsmen, the Statesmen are too over-stereotyped?

Super excited to see people talking up "Stardust"! I LOVE that movie 💫

Damn Ralph...... this was a good review but you didn't have to call Colin Firth the N word 30 times

@Yzyenthusiast

6 жыл бұрын

The King Of Limbs 😐😐😐😐

@finnjeffrey572

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong channel

@mursie100

6 жыл бұрын

What's with this joke? Am I missing something ?

@ChilieConCarnage07

6 жыл бұрын

mursie100 yes, yes you are

@darkiller76521

6 жыл бұрын

ChilieConCarnage07 mind filling us in? Lol

It sounds like those european movies with a very brittish sense of humour ruined it by an american remake with the humour of movies like American Pie or Scary Movie. Only that in this case it was ruined by the brittish people themselves.

@mike365fly

6 жыл бұрын

like the american inbetweeners

@davidmoore8330

6 жыл бұрын

Its only 1 t its British not Brittish

@Ethan-io7fh

6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name Such A Wholesome Conversation

@Ethan-io7fh

6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name Cheers

@brendanmccabe8373

6 жыл бұрын

But both were MERICAN

As a Southern man, your accent is my favorite part of this review.

I’m in love with your LED lights and brick wall.

Ralph, you're one of the VERY FEW channels that's been an absolute joy to watch evolve. Seeing you grow in front (and behind) the camera has been great and I still can't believe how your videos have been so consistently good over the years - especially seeing as how young you were back when you started! I'm hooked for future content and movies!

Is anyone else annoyed that the picture of the poster for Kingsman dosnt have the actors names lined up with the actor?

@slayer-22

6 жыл бұрын

Megasabertoothtiger V2 ...you saw the same video i did, didn't you?

@wolfyroars

6 жыл бұрын

thats all movie posters though

@phantomduelist5030

6 жыл бұрын

wolfyroars this one is do easy to do though. It's only two guys. And They're standing next to each other.

@StoneEdge555

6 жыл бұрын

They do it for every movie, it's to do with billing.

@michaelotis223

6 жыл бұрын

Austin McConnell mentioned something like that recently...Dude is my 2nd fav KZreadr to Ralph

9:40 "This girl is the boyfriend" "Good, good, got it, great, good!"

When you point out Stardust as being an excellent film, I know that this is going to be a good review.

I'm actually curious what your thoughts about the movie IT are. A review on that would be really interesting.

@Sarahonwheels

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Taylor it was a great movie. If you liked the book, and are not attached to the miniseries with tim curry, you're gonna like it. Skarsguard played the character perfectly, if you read the book. Again, if you're attached to tim curry 's performance, you'll find his performance to be vastly different.

@kennethlatorre5269

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Taylor It was a very good movie in my opinion. Honestly, the movie wasnt scary, but very suspenceful.

@deathstroke994

6 жыл бұрын

Ralph said that It was total shit.

"It's so... good movie." A quote for the ages, that one.

In the scene when everyone dies with missiles I was only sad about the pug

Reminds me of how Pacific Rim is one of my favourite movies of all time and I fuckin hate the sequel.

@samanthafriginal3705

5 жыл бұрын

The sequel was a fucking disgrace to the first one. It shouldn't even have a part 2 since they already fixed the problem in th first movie

@3coldcapricorn227

5 жыл бұрын

Astr3a can’t have seen that many films like

Ralph, we get it, Hillary got the popular vote.

@ratinatorfilms6098

6 жыл бұрын

News flash: trump got elected almost a year ago and some people still need to GET OVER IT

@blodus4521

6 жыл бұрын

Seriously im sick of politics getting inserted stupidly into everything nowadays.

@perciblejames268

6 жыл бұрын

Blodus I think the large majority are

@esaw7067

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr, fk the left

@mchjsosde

6 жыл бұрын

They were quoting Ralph's last video....

I completely agree, saw it yesterday and all these points really dragged it down. It was rather boring I started noticing all the Apple product placement. All the good guys devices are Apple, apart from the watches, which are another companies, so when they stop the movie dead (again) to give Colin Firth a watch, not explain anything about the watch it was just why?

BRAH this review is hella-quick youre a damn machine chirning out these damn things like DAMN boy thank you a heap for doing stuff quick goodshit quick and good, thats you

Love you Ralph. Still can't wait to see it.

This is why you dont fuck with Mr. Darcy

The point about the kingsman being normal people compared to southerners in statesmen is a bit off. Kingsman was full of people who had a league, out of all the accents in Britain they chose a certain type which portrayed the upper class. Which is partly why egsy was looked down upon.

Favorite youtuber🤙🏼 keep it going bro

THANK YOU RALPH! This movie felt completely different from the first.

"It ain't an easy grab, they got T!"

Where's IT

@paulm3727

6 жыл бұрын

IT sucked.

@grapejuice8595

6 жыл бұрын

Dare Recon He doesn't want to review it because he saw Pennywise kill T.

@purdster83

6 жыл бұрын

At the bottom of the 'Movie Version of Five Night's At Freddy's Loud Noise-Jump Scare-Fest iiiiiiit's SPOOKY!' pile. Where it belongs. It's terrible.

@timy9197

6 жыл бұрын

It's wherever you left IT last.

@srinny

6 жыл бұрын

Dare Recon he might be making why IT sucks

It honestly makes me so happy that he likes the movie Stardust, it's such a cute movie and everyone needs to watch it

It's really simple Ralph. I've narrowed down the entire sequel Formula: First movie: Satirical material that parodies it's source while dancing around the troupes by either overplaying it to the max or acknowledging it. profit Sequel: fully embracing the troupes and cliché because they missed the point of the original's success cause " if they liked it the first time around, Then they'll definitely love it even more if we double it".

For those who just want it simple He gave it a 2/10

@jojockful007

6 жыл бұрын

Wow that bad? Can't be worse than other movies that sucked this year? Or maybe because it was just a massive disappointment?

@TheMToThe7

6 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen it so I'm not sure if it's that bad. Could be a case of sequelitis. On Ralph's "Movie I saw this year, he gave it a 2/10 www.imdb.com/list/ls062873321/ It's number 46

@Johnny-ux7yi

6 жыл бұрын

Jeez. I refuse to believe that it can be that bad. besides, i stopped taking him seriously ever since he said that Wonder Woman, Avengers Age Of Ultron and Spectre sucked while i really enjoyed the living hell out of them.

@jordyn.w4129

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny1248 he didn't say Wonder Woman sucked he said Wonder Woman's ending sucked

@Miuranger1

6 жыл бұрын

+_________________________ but it sucks

F*ck i was excited about it but after hearing this welp.... Im going to see the movie anyway but i really think this guy is right and it will make me sad if he is right...

@Johnny-ux7yi

6 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to him. He said that Wonder Woman sucked while the movie was FUCKING awesome. See it for yourself and don't give a damn about others.

@DrowsyBean

6 жыл бұрын

no Wonder women was okay. Nothing fantastic and it collapses on itself

@jackstrydom5558

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny1248 Wonder Woman was everything but FUCKING awesome. If anything it was underwhelming.

@mspaintlive8995

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny1248 he liked it up till the end. Like most people so idk what your talking about

@Johnny-ux7yi

6 жыл бұрын

Whatever i really liked Wonder Woman. ''You like trash'' NO, i liked cause i did. Wonder Woman was a well made film.

This was my favorite movie of the year.

Thank you for acknowledging Stardust.

I really liked the first movie, I was going to see this one. Thanks for saving me Ralph daddy

fuck, i can't believe it's that bad. well at least there's baby driver

@MacNCheesyMovies

6 жыл бұрын

wampXs I saw Kingsman 2 and honestly Baby Driver did a lot of things that this movie should've done

@davidmoore8330

6 жыл бұрын

It really isnt that bad not good 2 out of 10s unfair more like 5 or 6

When they killed Merlin I almost walked out of the theater. He was the best character in the second movie and they killed him for absolutely no reason every scene without him sucked

I absolutely loved both of these movies. They were so great

Are you going to do a Reel it in on IT? Because i really want to make a joke for "Reel IT in".

@jojockful007

6 жыл бұрын

He said on Twitter he's not interested until maybe they release it on VOD

@battleupsaber462

6 жыл бұрын

jojockful007 Really? That's a shame. I genuinely wanted to know his thoughts on that movie.

A Ralph movie review a day (massive breath) keeps the doctor away

As a big fan of the first movie, I put of watching the review until I had seen it myself and formed my own opinions. And I have to say I agree with everything you said Ralph. GOOD GOD was it bad! It fucked up *everything* the only thing I liked were some of the action shots, but yeah, the country music ruined that too. I just wanted to see more of the other Kingsman, maybe see what happened to his mom and sister, but nope the movie decides to kill off literally everyone interesting and replace them with coyboys. ugh. You know it's bad when the whole theater simultaniously groaned multiple times throughout the movie.

“Filled with cliches” “Owns a Pulp Fiction poster and has a film that faded to black on a gunshot sound effect”

@rileygrannell7235

4 жыл бұрын

okay

@wrenboy2726

2 жыл бұрын

Golden Circle had a budget of over $100,000,000. That’s likely 99,996,000 more ways to subvert a cliche than Ralph had the liberty of doing.

I had a great time watching this, once the completely absurd nature of both the style and humour clicked I was laughing more than the in the first film probably. Gonna be a divisive one.

0:05 Does the quote, "I'm pretty fucking far from ok", suit your experience from watching this movie Ralph? Besides my dumb joke, I have 2 things to say: 1. Cool posters. 2. Are you guys excited for Mr. Robot season 3?

I personally love this film. I love the music and the fight scenes. And the villain is really solid too

"Bloated," is the word I use to sum up this film. Even though a sequel wasn't necessary, this could've been almost as good as the first one, if the story had been more focused and the action and silliness toned down.