A Merry Christmas to you and everyone at home! Take care out there. Enjoy this 2 hour selwxtion of horror, and I will be live on Christmas Day as ever. :)

@tomkrawec

3 жыл бұрын

Woo! Festive Kim!

@michaelhalliday395

3 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas mate have an enjoyable and relaxing festive day.

@mentalphilanthropist35

3 жыл бұрын

Why are there tiny heads floating around? At 12:38 there are tiny 'Beavis and Butt head' heads floating in the bebe game, same on allo` allo! Edit: Thanks and merry Christmas Kim, been watching for about a year now.

@pnvgordinho

3 жыл бұрын

Feliz Natal. Merry Christmas.

@robertwest4269

3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic effort with this vid. In these days of shit and Boris, this was a great way to spend 2 hours. Thank you!

UK Gov: "Christmas is cancelled" Kim Justice: "Not on my watch"

@quandaleprogg

3 жыл бұрын

It was banned in the 1800s to 1940s

@BoleDaPole

3 жыл бұрын

Should be baned again. Its a sexist patriarchal holiday celebrating the birth of a man.

@theangryholmesian4556

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoleDaPole I don't know if you're a radium or a troll but as a feminist: oh my God shut up.

@awakeandwatching953

2 жыл бұрын

​@@theangryholmesian4556 yeah so lets fix it with authoritarianism, im sure they are trolling but this tendency of the modern left to fix social ills with extreme levels of government control is leading us in to a dystopian future that Orwell and Huxley couldn't even envision

@theangryholmesian4556

2 жыл бұрын

@@awakeandwatching953 Bro. Not even close. The government if it exists should do it's JOB. That means tackling and fixing social ills, stopping the spread of disnformation, etc...Have you actually read 1984 or Brave New World?

Re: Bebes Kids it was the late Robin Harris, not Richard Pryor.

@michaelcurtis7590

3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to the punch

@frankmetts3660

3 жыл бұрын

Actually a sad story Harris died of a heart attack at the age of 36 in 1990, this was suppose to be his first leading role after a few years playing supporting roles in popular comedies.. when he passed bebes kids was only in preproduction so he didn’t even get to see any aspect of his creation come to life or let alone voice himself in the movie... I believe faizon love who does a dead ringer impersonation of Robin Harris is the one who voiced Robin’s character.

I still can't accept that I live in a universe where they made a game adaptation of _Auf Wiedersehen, Pet_ for the Spectrum. It's not that I disapprove of course. It's just that the deeper layers of my mind, the layers beneath mundane consciousness and objective perception, refuses to accept that this isn't a lurid manifestation of my anarchic inner dreamscape, that has somehow inexplicably superimposed itself on Kim Justice's channel. EDIT: I heard you mention Scarfolk on the Bionic Granny entry. Nice to see you are a fellow hauntology-head Kim! :D

@lasskinn474

2 жыл бұрын

I'm slightly disappointed they didn't make platformer out of "keeping up appearances", maybe as a collect-a-thon of buckets or something to get an invitation to the priests tea meetup or something.

@Horcrux_maker

9 ай бұрын

​@lasskinn474 you could collect either buckets or bouquets and it would work

As a non-native, I really enjoy Kim's vocabulary palette. She always comes up with great expressions. I didn't even know "risible" was in the dictionnary (outside of Hello Hello of course).

@bryangarcia5599

3 жыл бұрын

*dictionary

@siggeammitz1644

3 жыл бұрын

Baba booey

@davidelviajero1841

3 жыл бұрын

@@bryangarcia5599 we need no dicktionary!!

@jezjukes

3 жыл бұрын

Well, as a Google ceo.. ..

@sargonsblackgrandfather2072

3 жыл бұрын

Do you find it wisable when I mention my fwiend Biggus Dickus?

I love these hour long+ videos. And after I've listened to them properly they work good as background noise to fall asleep to.

How does Kim Justice have so many few views. Deserves alot more views.

Charlie’s Angels on PS2 - yeah, I always wear a skimpy bikini to protect myself when going to brawl with crowbar wielding street thugs.

@danbolt6003

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf It's what all strong independent wear 😜

34:45 The anti-drug Spectrum game sounds like something out of Brass Eye.

Fun video. I dont know anything about Amiga and ZX Spectrum stuff so its always fun to see crap games from those systems.

@JestersDeadUK

3 жыл бұрын

Amiga 500 - invest Sir, amazing times!!!!!

@lonestar6709

3 жыл бұрын

@@JestersDeadUK Yeah, they were great. But my god, there was some horse crap on it though!

@Tenraiden

26 күн бұрын

Check out the great games from those systems too

Quickly scanning to see if my titles made the list...Slaughter Sport, have at that...it was an Alpha build that Bobby the CEO of ACTV sold when he took over and fired all of us....and ....Xperts...yeah, fair enough....I do have a story about that one, but I will at least own that one.

@avideogamemaster

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, you worked on those 2 games? Thats nice to know a dev is on youtube. Someone should interview you for a video!

@MichaelLatham

3 жыл бұрын

@@avideogamemaster I'm way over interviewed, some very nice guy from Spain did a five hour documentary on me with out even talking to me, so there is way too much me out there as I also have done audio podcasts recently.

@Leaddevo

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta respect a guy who stands up and says "Yep that was me" & "Yep it was shite" The videogame industry has been making the same mistakes for its entire lifetime. From asking someone to create an ET game in a couple of weeks to Cyberpunk being rushed out unfinished. 40 years on and no lessons learned.

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

3 жыл бұрын

Was Xperts made by the same team as Eternal Champions or did they bring a whole new team on for it?

@avideogamemaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Not the same team, it was a 3rd party dev team I believe

Whoever managed to flog a Dempsey and Makepiece licence to s software company deserves a raise. Brilliant as always Kim!!! Lots of reminders of my youth in there.

Kim, just want to reiterate that your video game and computer documentaries are some of the best ever. I will revisit from time to time a lot. I didn't grew up in the UK or the 80s for that matter but I find most of your documentaries fascinating. I learned so much and the content is both great, long and insightful. I swear sometimes I feel like I grew up with UK micros as a result of them even though I never did. 😂

I forgot how depressingly dark, grey and brown so many mid 2000 PS2 games were...

Loving this so far (about 25 minutes in), but a little correction: Bebe's Kids was based on a routine by Robin Harris, not Richard Pryor. He sadly died of a heart attack right as he was starting to get popular.

@manrae

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was fearless and a very funny comedian

@rockerwess

3 жыл бұрын

The game is actually based off of an animated movie which is based off of Robin Harris’ routine.

@anonymoususer4937

3 жыл бұрын

@@manrae To me, Richard Pryor's honesty was on of the most remarkable things about him. He talked about his experience as a crack user very directly and openly.

@benangotti3281

2 жыл бұрын

I typed my comment before reading yours lol

@HoganLegDropSoup

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing. Glad I checked first. LOL

This is the miserable, mean-spirited list we wanted! Thank you.

I still watch this from time to time. Kim's video's truly are the gift that never stops giving.

@koobert

2 жыл бұрын

It's a really fun one!

Courbois software were originally a Dutch based public domain software developer. The A-Team was NOT an officially licensed A-Team game. They only sold it via mail order.

Hi recently discovered your channel, loved going back through some of your lists and in depth videos. Just started getting back into retro gaming in a big way after recently buying a retro emulation handheld (which is probably sacrilege) but I've been having a blast and you've almost been like my curator. Keep up the great work and have a great Christmas

Count Duckula 2: "Moves slower than a turn-based strategy game" I laughed out loud at this :)

Amazing video Kim, loved the Arnie impression too! Some pure cack that I have to download and play on this list.

Excellent video as always Kim. Such a fitting end to what's been the worst year I can remember.

Thank you so much for these love when you do these style videos they always put me at comfort since I was a troubled expelled from school teen..

Crazy Frog is always one of the worst things ever in any incarnation

@AunCollective

3 жыл бұрын

I mostly keep to myself and dont watch TV. Crazy frog had zero prior meaning for me personally before playing crazy frog arcade racer. Just seemed to be a mediocre take on Mario Kart. I looked up crazy frog and was left confused by who exactly this frog was designed to appeal to.

@danbolt6003

2 жыл бұрын

Joe biden: hold my beer

@eightcoins4401

3 ай бұрын

@@AunCollective He also was a ringtone subsription scam

Wow Thanks Kim! An early Christmas treat, So many great videos this year, One of my favourites was the best Code Masters games and this will be entertaining too!

Have a great New Year Kim. Really enjoy your videos. Very well produced and written. Hope you have a splendid 2021

A great video, as always something new in there avoiding all the obvious. Nice one. Merry Christmas!!

1:13:04 Ah yes the famously stealthy ninja in their bright yellow and orange suit, classic ! Great video Kim and have a nice holidays.

Quite simply, the best video you've ever made, Kim. 2 hours of unadulterated joy.

Great video as always Kim. What a massive effort. So disappointing to see so many licensed games from the A-Z on here 😂😂

I was unaware that the Fantasia game was bad. One of the few Mickey games I haven’t messed with much yet.

@quandaleprogg

3 жыл бұрын

Make avgn review it

@Kim_Justice

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you're in for a treat Mike.

@quandaleprogg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kim_Justice what treat

I love your videos so much. Narration and the information itself, I can't stop watching! I feel nostalgic even learning about games I never knew existed 😂

Luckily the days of game developers releasing broken games on older systems are ....uh.....over?

I LOVE worst games videos. Cheers Kim Merry Christmas!

What a ride, thx for that early christmas present Kim!

Thanks Kim enjoyed your worst games. Merry Christmas and Happy new year.

The effort that goes into these videos is fantastic and i hope that people like me having to watch it in parts because of the length doesnt affect your view count.

I love your videos. Thank you for this content. I’m glad I found your channel.

I'm very glad i found your channel.. Top Quality material. Thank You for making it for us to enjoy.

Really good watch ty and a merry Christmas to you

How did I not see this in my notifications?! Bless you kim and hope your christmas was awesome

I just discovered your channel, definitely subbing.. this video was an amazing 2 hrs, I really appreciate all the Spectrum love too (if you can call it that)

I agree with everything said in this video. Amazing list Kim. Must have taken ages well done.

it's been a little bit since I've seen one of your videos but coming back is like catching up with an old friend. your voice is very soothing to me 👍🏿

Love your work my friend! Thank you!

After 20 minutes I needed a break. Not because the video was bad, but because I almost pissed my pants laughing. Here, the humour of a critique is taken to a whole new level. Thanks Kim

Great video Kim keep up the great work. My computer as a kid was the Commodore 64.

Oh wow what an amazing Christmas treat! Instantly stopping everything to watch 😍

I can't be the only one that adores the way Kim talks, it really helps that the content is great too! Thanks for the Christmas present, and merry Christmas to you from Canada.

@SpeccyHorace

3 жыл бұрын

Kin of the Rin, that's the thin!

Another great video, thanks Kim.

That Akira game weirdly reminds me of that weird Terminator 2 MSDOS game's second stage.

Lol, I forgot the amplified hatred Kim has for Strider Returns. I get a genuine kick out of it. This list was great, especially for someone who has scarcely touched a British microcomputer.

I love seeing all these Spectrum games. It's a period in gaming history we didn't get in the US. There was some computer gaming in between the Atari collapse and Nintendo but nothing like the UK had with the Spectrum. I highly recommend the movie Micro Men to anyone interested in the UKs amazing Micro computer and gaming boom during that period. I've actually been playing some of Rare's first games on Spectrum with The Rare Collection in the X Box store. Horrible color palette but some great game play. Knight Lore and SabreWolf are my favorite so far. Hooked on your content. Keep em coming.

This is one of your best ever. Great job.

Good thing you stopped with the PS2, since I think you could make a Top 100 Worst Game list consisting entirely of Wii games - the last hurrah of licensed shovelware.

Use of the Irish expression there "beyond the plale" Kim, Thanks for the vids, Nollaig shona

@thesaintirl

3 жыл бұрын

@Grant Kerr certainly it originates in the English language, but it clearly relates to Ireland as you support. Many words and expressions in modern English have their roots in Irish or Ireland, beyond the pale being just one. Mind you I have never heard of it used in a pejorative sense, maybe you have an example? you mention “craic”, from what do you believe it originates my friend? I have never heard any alternative of its origination? Another example is “it’s smashing” an anglicisation from the Irish “is maith sinn” literally means, I like that. The pronunciation of “is maith sinn” and “its smashing” almost being identical. Gaelic languages predate most European languages it is only natural we share expressions and words.

Merry xmas kim ..look forward to some more amiga action over xmas from ya 👀

Loved this video, Kim! Bebe’s Kids is a really bad game for sure. It was based on standup by Robin Harris.

@ricksloan5588

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, certainly wasn't Richard Pryor

The guy who made the Drug Watch game was a bit of a big cheese at our local computer shop. His Dad also had a Quill created text adventure published.

I love your videos and narration!

Psygnosis Barbarian is one I struggled with. Controlling a barbarian by clicking icons and waiting for awkard movementanimations and trying to avoid hidden traps. Who thought that was a good idea?

@tmw3489

9 ай бұрын

Man, this is a fantastic comment. They were trying to do a mainstream version ofa dungeon crawler and thats what they made, hahaha.

I have to say, Fantasia has ONE redeeming quality : its attempt to render Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring through the Megadrive FM chip. This is a game I bought when it came out. Along with Sonic, thinking "this is going to be the new Castle of Illusion". Hopefully Sega did Quackshot after that.

Excellent. Perfect for 2020. By far the worst year in my last 43. Keep up the good work Kim and stay safe.

Your video gamedocumentaries are the best, mate. And this is another cracker 👍 Some long forgotten horrors in here 😂

Stuck in bed with a bad cold Kim so this is just what the Dr ordered . Happy Christmas 🎄

I love your voice and your videos and that keeps me coming back

As usual an amazingly entertaining and hilarious video.

Glad you have kept to your usual style and chosen to omit the obvious stuff we're all tired of hearing about.

Happy Christmas Kim xxx

Another fabulous post, see you on twitch Christmas day 👍🏼👍🏼

Kim, I want to thank you much. I have battled severe depression, and anger over forty years now. Your channel has been helpful in calming the inner demon in my heart. Thank you, never change this channels format. Keep on keeping on

Doubt I'll be able to tune in on Xmas day Kim as I'm a strong believer that that's the one day everyone should be with family and day off social media,...unless you're on your own of course, either way have a good one.

I actually bought a copy of Cyber Shinobi when I was a kid. I still enjoyed it despite its many flaws. I really don't know what the developers were thinking though, it was clunky and dull.

Good game, good game...oh sorry, wrong video. :D Looking forwards to watching this when I home from work. Great work Kim.

What a Christmas treat!

GG.. Thanks for the great work again

Loved this thank you!

Now THIS is an enjoyable list!

Jack of the Beanstalk ( Spectrum ), Cybermorph ( Jaguar ) and Superman 64 ( N64 ) all deserve dishonourable mentions!

Another great video! Have a great 2021 year everyone! Stay safe :)

Fantastic video, Kim! Talk about suffering for your art!

Phew. What an epic. I was on the edge of my seat the whole way through.

I applaud your sacrifice for our entertainment Kim. These are some terrible games. Some I’ve never heard of before. Kudos to you.

I'd love to hear a separate video on Kim's thoughts on Little Britain. Feel like there's a lot there.

34:47 The bleakest, most depressing game menu screen I’ve ever seen.

Also, thanks for the heads up on Dick Tracey, I’ve been tempted to buy that a few times. Not anymore!

There should have been a brookside game. Walking around as Jimmy corkill looking for houses to rob and scallies to score smack from

@lucasoheyze4597

Жыл бұрын

Wow. Toxic as fuck.

The ESWAT main character, looks like Mr Soft, off that mint advert in the 80’s/90’s.

Thanks, I'd just forgotten what the Crazy Frog song sounds like after about 15 years since I last heard it, & now it's back stuck in my head all over again, many years of therapy wasted

Great video Kim mate.

Kim, I don't know how you put yourself through some of your videos, but this one is evidence that you are a TRUE masochist! Thank you for suffering for our entertainment.

This is such a brilliant video! I couldn't stop laughing at some of your comments, especially about Crazy Frog and the EastEnders game, lol

Love you KimJ keep up your brand

Great stuff Kim, thank you. Only I think Bebes Kids is based on the comedy of Robin Harris (pops from house party)

I really like Peter Shilton's Handball Maradona, even if it is admittedly ropey. One of those guilty pleasures. The C64 version is a bit quicker.

Strider 2 walks like he's just stubbed his toe.

A work of art this video

What I like about the A Team game is how it forces you to look at the developer's name all the way through. He must have been very proud of what he had made, like God on the seventh day.

Great list, did you ever do a best of and worst of Mastertronic

45:50 Epilepsy warning, flashing lights

@melasn9836

3 жыл бұрын

So many of the older games have those sequences, too. The Game Over screen for Jet Set Willy could kill.

@Gaianna1

3 жыл бұрын

I checked the comments to say this as well Luckily I was looking at the screen directly

@akalyx

3 жыл бұрын

if you have epilepsy maybe you shouldn't be going out of your way to watch video game content instead of complaining so everyone bows to your condition. ijs.