When you're asked to organize the Dung-Covered Peasants Convention

@RawkL0bster

4 жыл бұрын

Where is it?

@yashuab.2979

4 жыл бұрын

@@RawkL0bster tis that way

@RawkL0bster

4 жыл бұрын

@@yashuab.2979 I thank thee!

@brunol.8608

4 жыл бұрын

@@yashuab.2979 And they say chivalry's dead!

"You sir, smell like something that was ejected from the backside of a diarrhetic horse!"

@skeemanswarmachine2617

4 жыл бұрын

"The dung covered peasant convention is that way"

@jonathanlee5314

4 жыл бұрын

@@skeemanswarmachine2617 Ahoooyy!

@catzisworld

4 жыл бұрын

i always thought it said diabetic wolf

we NEED turds as a weapon option when you pick the peasant perk!

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeah, tell me about it! I was honestly rethinking my entire life with the amount of time I spent standing behind horses waiting for them to poop for this video.

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenamelessguy7357 YES

@pink-vu1jm

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deargrigh Diarrhea cost: -2(this will give you points) Every time you battlecry, you lose 5 hp and dropping a turd right from behind.

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

@@pink-vu1jm I'd have it on every loadout

@zablogful

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deargrigh Only for the peasant tho, since a knight should be eating properly.

We're all at the Dung-covered Peasants-Convention now.

Imagine the kind of tensile strength, hardness, and velocity those turds must have to be able to *kill someone upon impact*

My most memorable kill on this game is having a guy ride by on a horse. Drop a turd and i picked it up and killed him off the back of the horse with it. Me and 4 teammates teabagged him until his body dissipated

@assassinscat9618

3 жыл бұрын

:')

@julienlapointe8204

3 жыл бұрын

HUMILIATED

@tomwilson3969

3 жыл бұрын

@Couldn't think of a name man I really do wish I did. Have such a clear memory of it. Never recorded any of my gaming as I'm really not that good and more of a casual after work gamer.

those damn constipated horses

I love it when you get a Flesh Wound activation. Splat an armored knight, he screams for 5 seconds straight, then dies of embarrassment.

3:55 cavalry always spoiling the fun:(

Until this day I've been living in the false believe that the only right way to finish them properly was by throwing the pommel at them. Little did I know. You Sir, you're a true expert in the way of finishing them properly.

The comically large splash it makes on impact is never going to be not funny

@SoakieCat

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't find it funny tho, bad sense of humour I guess

@kokaito7913

4 жыл бұрын

@@SoakieCat I didn't find your comment neccecary tho, bad taste I guess

@SoakieCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@kokaito7913 I was referring to me having a bad sense of humour, not him or anyone else

@kokaito7913

4 жыл бұрын

@@SoakieCat in that case, my apologies m8

@dumdum47

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah ...

6:52 oh so that's how Harambe died, you monster !

Thats some wicked dedication to the content, getting all those kills with turds couldnt be easy..

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

It wasn't, but I am here to entertain!

You've been hit by- You've been struck by- ..A turd...

Using shit covered arrows was a common tactic in medieval ages. This man took it to a different level.

It's amazing that none of them complained about the turd in the chat

Bwahahahah 😂🤣😂🤣 That wet fart 💨 turd 💩 slap is hilarious 😂

3:34 that tryhard deserved the HORSE and the TURD

'Jobby Juggler' had me pissing myself, lol! Pity no one had any funny chat reactions.

he protecc he attacc but most importantly He make my jaw cracc

Man deargrigh is the biggest troll but he is actually so good at Mordhau

Mate I only found this channel last night and I've watched every video now. 10/10 content, can't stop laughing.

Seeing a video of people getting shit on, is indeed true greatness.

Turds and carrots, the only meme I have yet to get a kill with.

"Oh hello!" *froppish laugh.* Also, I lost it at 1:06 xD

Great video as always man. Let the dung covered peasant convention begin!

Deargrigh: uploads Me: AH FINALY SOME GOOD FUGING FUN

PLEASE, make a video about trolling sweaty try-hards and Plummers, they need a good trolling my guy

The first Mordhau video I’ve ever watched and I love this game 😂😂😂

I still find turds splashing with that hige absolutely hysterical after 2 years. The first time I watched this I could barely hold my laughter on the train!

people getting shitted on in Mordhau, literally

Haha. Amazing work as always. YOU GO,SIR! 😂👌🏻❤️

Omg best timing! Love your content

1:40 I can't stop laughing lmao your edits are always amazing.

Thanks for the top-notch content - I needed the laugh

I dont understand HOW you dont have more views and subs.See ya when you'll have 100k sub good luck buddy and keep up that quality content! 😁👌

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Narines, I'll do my best!

These videos make my day! A fine display!

Perfect

After they die they look to the top right hand corner of the screen 👁 👄 👁 * Killed by Turd 💩 *

Lmaoo that slow motion laugh at the end

I can only assume the guys who had the flesh wound attribute died of dysentery

This takes "shit on" to a whole new level

Imagine being the highest unit in a medieval army basically, only to lose your sight smell and taste senses when a peasant throws horse shit into your face.

Did you know that if you take one of the turds in the toilets and drop them in the air they will freeze? The devs didn't put any gravity on them to prevent strange glitches.

@Deargrigh

2 жыл бұрын

I did not know this! Will need to test!

Grandchildren: "What did you do during quarantine, grandpa?" Deargrigh: "Well, threw shit at people until they died, of course." And that's why we don't talk to grandpa anymore.

I swear I had a Maltesers ad at the middle of the video, I saw that little brown chocolate ball and laugh so hard hehehe

You may have stopped playing Mordhau and doing KZread but I'm new in this game and I thank you for these videos, hope you're doing great man

You really did it 💪 that is so nice 👊

where are you lost bro are you alive? Xaxa

Finaly i wait for this long time now! You are the best!

An archer being killed by Turd!!🙌🏼🙌🏼 Just made my day!!

Hollywood movies: Armor doesnt exist Mordhau games: We can kill people in full plate armor with turds

I see new Deargright video - I press like on new Deargrigh video. I'm a simple dung throwing...I mean covered... peasant, after all.

These videos are too good bro. I really wish you would post more often.

They should make that if you die by turd your character become poop covered for the rest of the game

Glad I know about that outhouse now makes collecting ammunition much easier.

I can’t believe it actually shows in the kill feed as turd😂😂

Punching people from horseback! Turds from horseback?

2:11 to funny but what really make me laugh was that Austin powers scene

Mordhau idea: Pan-Ic at the disco. Aka 'Wait this isn't PUBG?' Kill people with the frying pan. Hey Dear, do you ever end up needing to deal with someone who rage-focuses you for when you t-pose on them this hard?

I don't get it why do you have so small fan base. You are actually the best mordhau content creator on youtube and I am not joking, you make original and funny videos. Keep doing your best.. You are good at it

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! Mordhau is a pretty small game. There's only about 5-10k players these days. It's still hella fun though and I'm happy that I can entertain so many people with these videos!

DI-SGUS-TING -ly hilarious. XD

3:10 only pay attention to the knight *Insert Block counter*

Bruh the wet fart sound on impact had me DYING 😂

2:05 love it

You are doing the lords work!

Ahhh, I love the smell of *Dung* in the morning!

@leoleo4469

3 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful Dung. Chew.

You make the sacrifices so we don't have to. A national treasure.

the 1 time im away from my pc, on my birthday of all days and you release this Shit? Dude! its awesome! this is my kinda shit!

5:10 well he's not coming back to mordhau...

1:05 Best moment 😂😂😂

4:16 CrankThatCrap XD

Hey there Dearfrigh, I recently started watching your channel and I realozed that there is one trick missing in your toolbox-trolling videos .... setting up a ballista so that enemys try to use it, in a position where you can very easy lob stones at them

Humiliation level over 9000

Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha >breathes in Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

1:26 Please do that more often. The squeaky voices are funny. :)

I don't always hit the like button, but when i do i do it for Deargrigh. ; )

I like how ott the exploding turd is xD

What surprises me is that you can injure targets behind cover. I've seen it a lot in the bot controlled waves. Also it does splash damage,meaning that if you hit a pillar, particles of the splash do damage.

outrageous

Beautiful

10:04 HEADSHOT

1:05 There i am! 4:03 And again!

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha dude when you had your head in that horses ass and said "I've bitten off more than I can chew" I was laughing so hard

@TheChaos791

4 жыл бұрын

1:05 Bwah ! Are you pretending to be a vet ? ^^

@chreint3370

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deargrigh Wait hahaha wtf i never realised that voice line said "I've bitten off more than i can chew" lmao

Again you made my day, Sir ... Just don't forget to wash your hands now !

Sick video !

Here I am once more, high as shit, binging your content

The dung covered peasant convention is that way.

who will win? A knight that have trained for many years of masterful sword welding and adorned with full plate armor vs A peasant that wield comically large turds?

Genius.

Legend

last time i saw kill with turd was new year when i started to play that great game with turds...

Me: *laughing at Deargrigh's Mordhau videos* Also me: *Getting my ass kicked in Mordhau*

I hope you didn't leave the channel because you are one of the best youtubers in Mordhau

I love how it says turd in the kill feed. I bet there was some really good salt in the chat

@Deargrigh

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly there wasn't much salty chat! I like to think they were embarrassed and didn't want to talk about it...

the virgin rock the chad turd

We miss you on KZread Deargrigh

having your name in chat killed by a turd....i bet a lot of them uninstalled XD

people who do this on mordhau to me actually ruins my day. Props to you sir.

dam this is funny AF !!!!

I recognised that EternalEnvy sample in there ;)