I died laughing when Tom said "Let me talk to you about U.S. money after the show"

Lady: “I want to talk about the poop bucket” Segura: “you have my complete and undivided attention”

@MrAndrewlangner

2 жыл бұрын

I just got to this part and went straight to the comments

That one chick claiming everything and everyone is racist is unbelievably annoying. She has some good jokes but a moronic world view.

@chrisr8467

8 күн бұрын

Most of them do.

Tom's reactions to Jeremiah are killing me

@jakecob864

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for that comment, wtf xD

@gamolly

4 жыл бұрын

Hes really enjoying him

@graeme5060

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see T bunz finds him as infuriating as me.

@littlemac_xx

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if he’s annoyed or just amazed at his commitment to character. I as well was looking for this comment. I just watched tom’s reactions to him the whole time and still dk how he really feels lol.

@lukechristiansen4412

Жыл бұрын

@-MR-PoPo- when i started getting into this podcast Jeremiah and Joel completely killed the vibe for me. Even still I'm trying to watch some of these classic episodes and they just kill the momentum for me and causes me to have to take so many breaks to finish an ep

"Now I gotta deal with this racist ghost, wandering around Wendy's, giving me shit." 😂 That Irish dude was hilarious

0:33 intro 2:39 Tom Segura 5:10 Kill Tony Band 8:09 Sam Jae 19:50 Alice Rose 29:19 Aaron McCann 39:26 Katherine Faith 49:47 Steve Lee 1:01:19 Afrodyete 1:10:58 Malcolm Hatchett 1:18:21 Billy Why 1:23:30 Kiernan Bencoil 1:32:38 Robert Thompsen 1:41:26 outro

@kellyobrien359

3 жыл бұрын

If this was reddit I’d give you a real medal 🏅🎖🥇🥈🥉

@christophernoia5197

3 жыл бұрын

Kiernan has got some promise. I’m gonna follow him

@DZinkoff

3 жыл бұрын

You are out here doing God’s work

@omny6686

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt billy why murder someone?

@will_boner17

3 жыл бұрын

@@omny6686 He sure looks like he's capable of it. I was just thinking that he looked like he was on heroin the whole time. Guy was off.

I recently found out about kill tony from the honeydew podcast. And I cant believe I've been missing out this long. What a cool concept. Even the cringiest bombs are worth hearing for the feedback/ roast sessions from Tony and guests. Glad I stumbled onto this podcast. Better late than never.

@JonasCraftUltimate

2 жыл бұрын

Same here but 1 year later

@beantown702

2 жыл бұрын

Same here except Tony is the worst part of the show I've come to learn

@rollandschleichardt3175

Жыл бұрын

I’ve literally have been binging this I can’t believe how long this has flown over me as well

@shotty5873

Жыл бұрын

@@beantown702 Tony sucks so bad. He brings these comics on and shits on them but i have seen multiple videos where he stole jokes from these "shitty" comics. If they suck and he steals there jokes that says a lot about him. The best shows I've have seen was Bill Burr then the one with Mark Normand and Shane Gillis. Gillis fist bump every comic and said don't listen to this fool. Burr went on a tangent on the entire group

@beantown702

Жыл бұрын

@@shotty5873 even when tom goes on he gives helpful advice. He might make a small joke but always gives ways to improve or how to work out bits better

Jeremiah almost making a comment, getting cut off then going back to eating spagoot 53:39. Best part of the ep.

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

@-MR-PoPo- I'd say you do lol he is hilarious

@MMAKOTV

Жыл бұрын

@@charliedog29 I actually found him hilarious in this episode, but that older band usually just derails the show and it annoys the hell out of me. So glad Tony got a new band

Redban “ can you do tricks on the half pint” haha!

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it until now. Thick.

Irish guy had the best 60 seconds I've seen so far.

@MG-ko6jf

2 жыл бұрын

he stole the suicide joke from jim jeffries

@DaveScottADV

2 жыл бұрын

Get 10-12 beers into any irish guy and you're in for a good time.

I think the band is seriously underestimated of the value they add to the show. It literally wouldn't be the same show or as funny without the bands comments. And idk how they think of shit on the spot like that.

@frankcrumb9150

4 жыл бұрын

💯

@JesusHComedy

4 жыл бұрын

I like how when this show started everyone unanimously agreed the band was the worst part of the show, but now they’ve grown on ppl

@gregkelly2233

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah kills me

@Derek_Keenan

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah is goddamn hilarious. Funnier then Tony imo

@misund3rst0od10

4 жыл бұрын

They're like 10% as funny as the comedians

Jeremiah is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@dnd6075

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZnaC25mhhajPhrQ.html

i'm just watching at how tom is looking at jeremiah

@tavog8150

4 жыл бұрын

Yea whys he staring at him like that lol

@northlanedarko771

3 жыл бұрын

@edward matsyshen i thought it was the opposite. Tom says straight out the hat ,aren't you embarrassed. Then after every joke Tom shakes his head and says jesus .

@bens5974

3 жыл бұрын

There was hatred in Tom's eyes 😂

@jakecoop562

3 жыл бұрын

@edward matsyshen Jeremiah was hilarious

@jeremywhite7332

3 жыл бұрын

Tom had to be really stoned or something lol

Tom Seguras reaction to Jeremiah is priceless

I'm so over people thinking people are racist against them when they're just unlikable people.

@MrMadalien

Жыл бұрын

tbh its rare in real life, this bitch just crazy, she thinks her parents are racist even though they're in an interracial relationship hahaha

@variaxi935

Жыл бұрын

damn right. everyone's got a copout like that nowadays

@crankskinatra6038

Жыл бұрын

I really wish I got to hear the joke Tom thought about when she said Portland is full of racist white folks

@theoriginaldonutdude4950

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that chick was actually kinda funny but she was way too race baity doesn’t help the stereotypes sweetie lol

@_TheGoob

Жыл бұрын

Everything can be racist if you try hard enough

Lmao . Tom keeps looking at Jeremiah like a dude doing life looks at his new cellmate. Lovingly !

@frans7995

3 жыл бұрын

jerimiah is fucking hillarious

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん here you are again.... you're pathetic

@Kyle_Riel

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん you're way off

Gawd damn I forgot how good that Irish dude's minutes were lol cracked me

I can’t tell if Tom absolutely digs Jeremiah’s dedication to character, or thinks it’s total cringe. 😂 either way, brilliant.

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

He is laughing hysterically so far lol I don't get why people don't think he is enjoying it

@jofreygonzales7769

Жыл бұрын

I think he's jealous he couldn't do impersonations best episode!

@littlepaul2561

Жыл бұрын

To be fair it’s always pretty cringe… the show is so much better now without him.

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

@@littlepaul2561 it's actually way worse without him. Way less funny without him Joel and Chroma. Now it's almost always just tony and Brian cracking jokes and OCCASIONALY the guest.

@kodykindhart5644

Жыл бұрын

I love them both Both to deny this version and the band is criminal

Pre-pandemic days when band and audience members would share communal tub of spaghetti.

Tony hushing Brian's fart noises was the funniest thing in the whole show LMFAO like a mom telling her son to stop farting at the table

I know I'm 3 years late but anyone else notice how Alice Rose complained about her "super racist" parents and then her examples were just them being mildly stereotypical?

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, every other comment she made was about someone or something being racist. Everyone in Portland is racist, her parents are racist, dogs are racist lmao

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

But actually her parents do sound racist if she’s accurately characterizing them. I think the issue is 1. She made 3 separate remarks about people and animals being racist within two minutes of being on stage, and 2. It comes off like she just genuinely hates white people I think you have to be a pretty damn good comic to to stand up in front of white people (the audience is probably at least half white) and talk about how terrible they are. Really gotta finesse it.

@vibeglass

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanmatthewking definitely gotta take into account that its a standup set and only really good comics are good at jokes about race without making them sound terrible and awkward. just seems like she has this new age view where everything involving race is racist. From the examples she gave about her parents it definitely seemed like they are just from a different era and believe most stereotypes, which definitely is different from racism.

@vivienmartin225

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao poor girl has an inferiority complex

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanmatthewking How terrible they are...

These old Kill Tony’s are the sht!

@JesusIsLove_John3-16

2 жыл бұрын

Best era

That black chick in the beginning acting like she's against racism but being completely racist herself.......🙄

“Don’t tell em anything else or else imma break your legs again” 😂😂😂

You can just see the excitement in toms face when he sees afrodite come up to the stage lmao

Redbans godly fart soundboard had me rolling in laughter

That catfishing his roommates bit was brilliant. Lol

I've watched this episode so many times. My favorite thing is watching Tom watch Jeremiah. It's fucking glorious.

@justinbouchard

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to post a reply every time I watch this from now on lol

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん lol what? You guys are just making shit up lol he is laughing hysterically because jeremiah is fucking hilarious

@Kyle_Riel

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん way off

@timtheodillon5641

Жыл бұрын

@@charliedog29 actually he did mention his character was a carnival cruise line mobster that’s clearly an insult lol.

I'm sure the "obsessed with race" act really went places.

@DoubleH92

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, yeah. Big time.

@ericcave9368

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was coincidence the first 5 times then I realized everyone she's ever met in her life is a racist apparently

@tonyg490

3 жыл бұрын

Typical mixed person from the Pacific northwest

@kaylarodrigues9017

2 жыл бұрын

If you don’t laugh at her “jokes”… you might just be… a racist

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericcave9368 Fkng annoying little cliche brat.

the disabled guy's "give me 10 minutes" was the funniest thing in the entire hour and a half

Lmao when Joel told Jeremiah his hat was backwards🤣 he was so mad

Oooohhh my fucking god, "after someone broke your heart" I'm absolutely dying 🤣 😂

Love how every black persons first joke is always about race

@Highkingofgondor

2 ай бұрын

That’s why they mostly stink. They’ve got no other material.

43:46 has the most hilarious awkward silence

jeremiah is brilliant. best charachter

@ShowALeitao

3 жыл бұрын

Scissor bros for life ✂️

God damn Jeremiah in his prime. "that was the jewish one right"

Watching in quarantin/reopen. Going back and watching old episodes. I didn’t start watching the show November of 2019 went to a show for my birthday. Been a fan since! Can’t wait for a live show!

49:31 lol Toms reaction is like when Christina shows a Tiktok Tom doesn't like hahaha

5:25 this has got to be like the 8th time I’m watching this ep, just for Jeremiah’s hilarious mobster character, and his interaction with the other guest/comedians. This is comedy gold!😂

That was not the Steve lee I was expecting lol

Watching Tom almost die laughing is great

Naming the Denzel movies. "Remember the Titans?!?" Lmao

Man, this show was made for Patrice O'neil, shame he isn't with us anymore, he would be in his element roasting all the hacks in these shows.

APHRODITE WAS GREAT LOL

Just had to let everyone know, I am 99% certain that when the first guy was talking about skateboarding, redban asked him if he can do any tricks on the “half-pint”. He called it a half pint.

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he absolutely did.

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

It was a fat joke.

@MrSidman20

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought it was a great joke lol

@GnarStark

Жыл бұрын

Yup no one there caught it lol.

@LvLdGhost

Жыл бұрын

@@DaveS71 I don’t think it was joke. I think he just Ben Jerry’s on his mind.

Great episode. When Jerimiah cracks up Tony I laugh even harder. Such a good team

@charliedog29

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん lol you're the one out here commenting on every single comment about liking jeremiah. Get a fucking life loser

@sniaru

9 ай бұрын

​@ratecyan he's worse than the bad comics

Nobody makes Tony laugh harder Jeremiah. Jeremiah could say anything and tony falls out of his chair. I love it

The 9:30 - 10:10 bit with Jeremiah cut in at the end has been making me laugh for a day and a half. It's the moment he broke down tim and he finally laughed.

Jeremiah feeding the audience spaghetti is what makes me miss the old band.

I'm with Tony. Alice Racist-Rose's parents sound cool 😂😆

It feels like tony forgets the good times with the band. Best episodes are 100% when Jeremiah and Joel crushed. Such a fun madness.

Chroma Chris holding the hat has me dying

I can’t believe I have missed kill Tony I love it now binge watching episodes

Tommy-B is loving some Jeremiah. It's funny just watching Tom react to him.

god I love these old Kill Tony’s

The saxophone guy is hilarious

I just want to tell the Joelberg he got a laugh out of me on that Hulk joke. Thank you.

700×30=21,000×12=$252,000 a yr

@ElSinisterJamez

3 жыл бұрын

How much the irish guys landlord makes a year.

Holy fucking shit jeremiah is a great actor hahaha, he looks like a spitting image of early Robert deniro when he's doing that face

that intro of the band deserved an out roar of applause

1:01:48 After afrodites "they don't bleed" joke, Kassandra made a motion of cutting her wrists as if to say "Yes we do bleed"

@MrAppie9090

4 жыл бұрын

But not for a week without dying.

I love how Jeremiah instantly got up to take the picture. Such a all around good gesture from the group. Only other place I see good vibes like this are music fest when I’m on mdma.

@CregggFerguson

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was awesome 59:54

T Bunz laugh @16:29 is so Top Dog

That Vin Scully impression was so spot on

Alice Rose is a professional victim...

@DaveS71

2 жыл бұрын

Hey...it pays!

@Highkingofgondor

2 ай бұрын

She’s awful

Alice was big mad.

@fakeyawns

3 жыл бұрын

Also ironically, came across as very white.

This show deserves millions of views! So good

@henryrubio8904

2 жыл бұрын

Agree 💯 percent!! BTW awesome collection of Terence Mckenna videos!! Awesome taste 😍

"Comin"'in the bathroom with those big ass shoes "ha ha classic

The guy who works for a motivational life coach(lying scamer) and is asking tony for life coach

@joech1065

5 жыл бұрын

Here in my garage rented a house and a couple Lamborghinis to pretend to be mine in order to make another fake KZread video. Hired some guys with mustaches to help me, but won't share my knAwledge with them.

"Racist Ghost" 😂😂

My favorite character of Jeremiah. Great performance

Redbans fart noises made me laugh so hard I shit in my car bucket

This has to be Jeremiah's best episode 👏👌🏽

43:44 that pause 😂

One of the best episodes I’ve seen, first and last guys were super likable

@amishzomby

4 жыл бұрын

except that catfishing joke is stolen af

@Axiohm

4 жыл бұрын

@@amishzomby I thought so! You've seen that shit before too huh? I think he was talking about the next dude tho

The moment Jeremiah realizes he can make the Basenji joke and Tony looks over. 16:15

7:30 Tom is staring hard as hell and quickly turns away when dude looks his was. Funny to watch

38:06 Jeremiah being a soul healer

I watched this on tv, but literally typed it in my browser on my pc (everyone knows that never happens) just to give the band some love. That mobster impression was fire, and I think only one of his jokes flopped. He needs a set.

I’m just dying because Jeremiah was about to say something for three minutes straight and never got to say it😔

I like how LA comics entire personality revolves around race. Its pretty cringe. Love the Austin setup.

The Irishman experienced more racism than the girl before him 😂

So relaxed and enjoying the moment in respect of these days

Some of the best characters the band has ever played😂😂

Tom’s reactions are the best

Omfgdness Jeremiah Williams is on effing fire in this episode, how'd I miss it until now? Lmfaoo

Tommy buns starting off as the water champ, you love to see it ❤

Missed an opportunity to tag hurricane again: I'd've suggest if he would get TWO "hurry canes" he could get on stage faster 😅😅😅

I lost it when I looked up and Jeremiah was fake smoking that cigarette 😂

Does anyone else ever think about the potential cultural impact this show could have on comedy in 20 years?

@jimboslice375

Жыл бұрын

I think it'll be remembered for being one of the only ones to keep a big set of balls against the tide of cancel culture and the humourless kunts trying to ruin comedy...I hope it never ends

Saxophone guy was slaying for 2 hours

Steve Lee is really inspirational, no joke

@kristen7840

Жыл бұрын

Bless this man

this is literally one of my favorite episodes, usually joel or jerimiah get annoying as hell and try and take the spotlight too much.... but they were funny as fuck with the mafia impressions, absolutely my favorite characters so far. I would love to see them as regulars. the guy at 1:20:30 is high as hell, I dont know what he thought he was doing going on stage like that. when joel said "how long you been painting the inside of caves?" I had to pause the damn video and just laugh my ass off for 10 minutes great comics the entire set, funny as hell. thanks for this guys!

When Alice first spoke, Tom was instantly gonna piss his pants.

This episode is one of the GOATS

The format of this show is pretty unbelievable

I think Segura got pissed he wanted a picture

one of the best episodes.

Catherine had so much confidence and stage presence. Absolutely loved it. So fuckin weird.

Alice Rose half white half black and racist. How does that happen?