Man: “Are you Thor?” Girl: “No, I’m five.” Oooo… good one kid!

@kirdot2011

2 жыл бұрын

she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such

@jamesscott5407

2 жыл бұрын

@@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍

@RenamonandLuna

2 жыл бұрын

That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho

5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂

@gerhardcoetzee5008

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that one killed me....

@alecxander1593

2 жыл бұрын

@@gerhardcoetzee5008 yeah that one killed Jack too 😂

@lagrangepoint9386

2 жыл бұрын

As a teacher, I agree.

@FavolesLegacy

2 жыл бұрын

my fave part XD

@geoffrey6000

2 жыл бұрын

the way she said but it's the greatest thing ever was just amazing....

The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!

@DemeDemetre

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@gleadhill79

Жыл бұрын

Pure gold! 😂😂😂

@theusher2893

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.

@brianmurphy250

Жыл бұрын

Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels. I bet he marries her one day

2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.

@eilzmo

2 жыл бұрын

The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad

@LDogSmiles

Жыл бұрын

My man was choking on air

😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest

@jamesscott5407

2 жыл бұрын

She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated

@FireN2k9

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesscott5407 Place your bets now :D

@RubSomefastOnIt

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...

@bigsteve6729

2 жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@praveer_mishra

2 жыл бұрын

Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳

"But that's my Boyfriend, look!" *chokes him to death*

@simasima5255

2 жыл бұрын

:))))) I can imagine her future

@icarusbinns3156

2 жыл бұрын

Well… she’s not entirely wrong?

@neutraltral8757

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dear, oh dear... They start so young... 😰

@torineg.847

2 жыл бұрын

0:44 Hmm could be biden genes

@jasonlock884

2 жыл бұрын

@@torineg.847 I bet you’re right on that

This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.

@scottforbes4933

2 жыл бұрын

Awokawokawok 😆🤣 yeah bro

@tanyu6a

2 жыл бұрын

Coud you explain cuss word from Tide on 2:10, please! 😳

@gargoyleb

2 жыл бұрын

He said it in context!

@learnplaywithjai4756

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha hahahaha

Say "bye bye" Mason: "You're about to die" 🤣

@StraigtEdgeMember

2 жыл бұрын

I completely lost it at that part.

@zaeltrus

2 жыл бұрын

I would keep an eye on that kid 😅

@simasima5255

2 жыл бұрын

:))))

@realname4898

2 жыл бұрын

@@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him

@ET-hm8do

2 жыл бұрын

6:45

0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.

@Clearlyclynn

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….

@MythicSuns

2 жыл бұрын

@@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"

@Clearlyclynn

2 жыл бұрын

@@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!

@justsomewendigowithinterne7062

2 жыл бұрын

same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.

@alm5992

Жыл бұрын

This is what too much technology does to people.

"Are you Thor?" "No, I’m five!" It’s so pure, I love it!

@oscarrios4251

2 жыл бұрын

She understood four

@oscarrios4251

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenk4268 the girl thought was four, probably other people as well

The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.

@Jatish.M

2 жыл бұрын

Yes😂

The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious

@theboxnews7758

2 жыл бұрын

*Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****

@RenamonandLuna

2 жыл бұрын

My goggles!

@darrylgibson3575

2 жыл бұрын

Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.

@jjhack3r

2 жыл бұрын

No innocence here...

LMAO - moves his much needed googles, scratches his head, puts them back where they were and continues the search for his elusive googles.....LMAO

@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219

2 жыл бұрын

@@MohammedRayyan no

@simasima5255

2 жыл бұрын

:))))) yeah so cute

@buddyx6

2 жыл бұрын

@Covidescapeslvl4biolab- this mask will stop it; Goggles not googles! 'KEEP ON KEEPIN ON'!

@lamborghinihd4348

2 жыл бұрын

Hello sir please

@olympiaskye2324

2 жыл бұрын

GOOD! I'm glad you learned something! Mr. "Covidescapeslvl4biolab-this mask will stop it" Hey! When you're right, you're right! LOL

Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!

@ozbarge9761

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"

@marktaylor865

2 жыл бұрын

Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol

@randallfabian6640

2 жыл бұрын

Future Ronda Rousey!

I never thought I would hear this in a sentence. “Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂

That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video

“Say bye bye” “You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣

5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂

1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️

"But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.

At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about

Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂

@icarusbinns3156

2 жыл бұрын

I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”

@raysplace6548

2 жыл бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol

That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.

“I wanna drink some wine!” I think you have had enough already.

6:54 So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂

@eilzmo

2 жыл бұрын

This was a botty thing to say bruh

0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit

When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)

5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" She is going to be a very normal girl.

1:27 cracked me up

These need to be uncensored

The last one gave me shivers "He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D

@SheilaR.08

2 жыл бұрын

Next up on Snapped...

@thegammelgalopper3107

2 жыл бұрын

overly attached girlfriend v2

@davidbolha

2 жыл бұрын

She'll fit fine in the feminist century. 😄

5:15 😂😂😂😂 such a cutie

4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂

@davidbolha

2 жыл бұрын

Failed parenting. 🙄😃

@GeekExtremist

Жыл бұрын

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

@BMAN-eb4jk

Жыл бұрын

She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.

@BMAN-eb4jk

Жыл бұрын

Well, close enough.

"Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣

@killereria9945

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!

bro the glove and band aid got me dead

Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️

" That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂

@slkt273

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀

0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard. could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped

This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃

@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219

2 жыл бұрын

@@MohammedRayyan no

4:24 mom: what is it? kid: a glove. LOL

@GeekExtremist

Жыл бұрын

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

@BMAN-eb4jk

Жыл бұрын

Close enough.

@april1st183

21 күн бұрын

​@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?

Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me

6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!

I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard

3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?

4:30 slimy glove 😁🤣😂

I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!

I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me

Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Kids are great, I can't want for my friends to have kids so I go over and laugh at them 🤣🤣🤣

@ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.

4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!

We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "

4:23 by far the funniest one😂 Look what she put on her hand

@dieeine8114

2 жыл бұрын

"touch it. It´s slimy"

@GeekExtremist

Жыл бұрын

That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭

I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...

“123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s “246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.

@tabora_

2 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't love the even numbers?

to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."

4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.

@MIRRORWORLDWITHEMTIAZ

2 жыл бұрын

Supposed me

The kid getting a shot was a riot.

@ToHoldNothing

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh shit!"

7:34 the next Harley Quinn

4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."

4:00 That’s lebron

Are you Thor ? No, i'm five😂

5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!

Where can I find the unedited version of this? Hilarious

The goggles & the weed one got me....

1:31 she’s a grown a**s woman now

Pads probably make good bandaids!

@ranimeRAT

2 жыл бұрын

Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2

The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha

I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂

1:57 awwwwww.

This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one

I remember growing up my kid sister had trouble with her ‘F’s’ so she couldn’t say the word ‘fork’ correctly-it would always come out f-k, which we’d always teasingly get her to say whenever we needed a quick laugh…a family dinner table story to this day! 😄🍴😄

@Failarmy, you have reinvented yourself and how! Fab job. And all hail the headlock girl. She's our leader.

Little girl at 5:25 has been watching Monty Python too much LOL!!

Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂

“You’re about to diee 🌸✨🤸🏼‍♂️”

HAHA THE HEADLOCK KID 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣

4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING

5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.

From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then

These kids are going places.

I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂

@donniev8181

2 жыл бұрын

But its the greatest thing ever!

Why is the father at 2:21 cussing so much

When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣

@slkt273

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@slkt273

2 жыл бұрын

Watch hero thing

That's the greatest thing ever 😂😂

The swim goggle kid will make an excellent senior citizen some day....

I think the headlock girl and the girl choking the mannequin are besties...

It's been I while that FA doesn't upload good videos, but this one, is just pure gold!

New generation kids wanna get drunk or make a valentine despite their very young years. :D I think social media is doing that to them.

@SirSlimeington

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, kids have been doing that a lot of generations before now.

@LadySmartcat

2 жыл бұрын

kids copy their parents.

@Evren01

2 жыл бұрын

@@LadySmartcat 👍👍👍

4:02 😂

Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.

@throwawayyoutubeaccount4219

2 жыл бұрын

@@MohammedRayyan no

@simasima5255

2 жыл бұрын

which one?

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen XD

3:13 TBF I've a few drunk adults who act this way.

*I failed, failed again, failed better and eventually I mastered the art of failing.*

Lol thor girl is a legend

Kids are legendary

@sharihadamsrtd77

2 жыл бұрын

Sir ,stop comment on all videos

@JK-Production

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharihadamsrtd77 bruh you cant say someone cant comment on a vidio