“You’re welcome” Perfect answer. 😂

@KY_CPA

5 ай бұрын

I came here to say the same thing! Absolutely John's child right there 😍 lol

@itchy7879

5 ай бұрын

That KILLED me

@adamb8317

5 ай бұрын

Taste of his own medicine

@frederickbeuttler2811

5 ай бұрын

"And you're grounded"

@jacobcollier4223

5 ай бұрын

Aight, this is how I'm sure I want to have kids. I feel like I'm a little late, but... yeah.

"if you round" shes too real

@InsomniacsAnonymous36

5 ай бұрын

I was half listening and heard “if you’re around.” It freaked me out for a second there.

@zUJ7EjVD

5 ай бұрын

@@InsomniacsAnonymous36 In Zoomer slang, "around" is often shortened to "round".

@theperfectbotsteve4916

5 ай бұрын

becomes sphere*

@sethcahn1931

5 ай бұрын

​@InsomniacsAnonymous36 I heard it the same way at first. Reminded me of when my daughter was enamored with "Frozen," and we bought it for her on DVD. She was thrilled: Daughter: "You *really* got it?" Mom: "Yes, we didn't borrow it from the library. we bought it; it's ours." Daughter: "YAYY! When you and Daddy both die, can I keep it?"

@Appel2Juice3

5 ай бұрын

@@zUJ7EjVDI thought it was just western slang

The “hip happenin” really confirmed Alice’s statements 😂

I believe it was George Bernard Shaw who wrote "old age is always fifteen years older than I am". It's held true for me for quite some time.

@Clexi

2 ай бұрын

You ain’t wrong

She inherited the Green family comedic timing, that's for sure!

@riverstar52

5 ай бұрын

She couldn't be more of a Green family member if she tried, that's just classic!!

The “closer to 70 if you round” absolutely MURDERED me 🤣

@WouldntULikeToKnow.

5 ай бұрын

Got John too LOL

@Pornbelly

5 ай бұрын

She isn't lying, but the truth hurts a little sometime lol

@bmo14lax

3 ай бұрын

Comedic timing is her strong suite and she doesn't know it

In terms of wit and effortless humor, we are witnessing "the apple not falling far from the apple tree" phenomenon.

Who would have thought that John Green's child turned out like John Green?

Oh god, I thought she said "if you're around", so "if you round" is downright kind

@billyalarie929

5 ай бұрын

I have bad news for you. She actually did say that.

@thejadedjester4935

5 ай бұрын

@@billyalarie929 no, pretty sure she meant round, as in rounding up, not around as in dead or alive.

@bimgorling2036

5 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure she meant around

@alysondavy2485

5 ай бұрын

​@@thejadedjester4935Nah she 100% meant as in if he was still alive

@HunchbackJack

5 ай бұрын

@@billyalarie929I think she actually meant “if you round”, as in round up to 70, but as a man with the better part of a decade on John, I definitely heard “if you(‘re) ’round”

I used to think 60 is like, grandpa age. Like, white hair walks with a cane age. Retirement age. Now I look at my parents turning 60 soon and I'm just so glad I was wrong about that. They're the same as they've always been to me. My dad picked up kickboxing. My mom got a new job. Once they really turn old it's gonna hit me like a freight train. I'm absolutely not ready for them to get old and, god forbid, die. They're simply not allowed to. No.

@j-1698

5 ай бұрын

My grandma is over 90, still walks several miles a day, eats well, enjoys reading books. Seems like the age at which people are old is being pushed further and further.

@almanac4150

5 ай бұрын

The age definitely moves but there is that noticeable moment when your parents start to look old. My dad is 56 and he's gotten to that point and it's awkward to say the least. Like these days I find it really hard to look at my grandparents and dad in the face because I just noticed they're getting older and I don't like that. 😢

@Vallam23

5 ай бұрын

i was ready for my parents to look a little older when i visit every year or so but i was not ready for their DOG to look so much older 😭

@aperson1344

5 ай бұрын

My parents were 60 when I was 15-17 so I never really considered 60 to be super old.

@Nightingale_time

5 ай бұрын

I understand this. My parents are in their 60s but they never look or act like it-but then my dad had a heart attack and suddenly they felt so fragile even though they're both still here and both doing well.

That first "Hm." went straight to my soul

I'm so thankful her teachers have done such a good job teaching Alice the power of rounding

You forced me to think about the passage of time, Alice. I’ll need 5-7 business days to recover

@bmanning4999

5 ай бұрын

You’ll be older then too.

@julesking1303

5 ай бұрын

I think about that everytime John’s kids show up in videos. I remember watching Vlogbrothers when I was in middle school and John showing Henry as a baby in a few videos. He was tiny, and now he’s a whole entire person. Now he has glasses. It’s trippy, and it makes me realize how time changes so fast when you look back at it.

@jplouthelgm5156

4 ай бұрын

The fact that you measured in *business* days is all too telling 🤣

"You're welcome" gave me a genuine belly laugh. Thanks Alice!

@DavidPlass

5 ай бұрын

+

@greedeemee69

5 ай бұрын

exactly what I was about to say hahahahahahahaha

I had an interview today for a lab that tests for TB and half my brain was just asking " Should I mentiion I watch John Green?" the whole time

@3countylaugh

5 ай бұрын

Hope you get the job (assuming it's one you want that is)

@beth8775

5 ай бұрын

I feel like the answer is yes in that situation lol.

When she said "if you round" I thought she was saying "if you're around" I can't stop laughing

Alice has found the job of a pre-teen girl..... Giving her parents an existential crisis

@Alfonso162008

4 ай бұрын

And her parents will have their revenge in a couple of years by giving her teen cringiness and embarrassment 😜

The “you’re welcome” killed me. I do that to my mom all the time…😂

@zachlewis9751

5 ай бұрын

That was so malicious lol

"if you round" this, and your expression, made me giggle uncontrollably 😂 Mr. John "Mortality" Green being confronted by his own daughter, Alice "If you 'round" Green. 😂 Thank you!

John, I’d like to remind you that some of us out here are the same age as you. I know you don’t want to be alone in your existential crisis, but I have my own kids that traumatize me on a daily basis! 😂😂😂

"If you round" is honestly iconic 😂

@billyalarie929

5 ай бұрын

I’d never buy it probably bc that feels weird, but I feel like that NEEDS TO BE a shirt?

I wonder if her leg is sore from repeatedly kicking John when hes down

@taylorjade6918

4 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

At least she's polite about it John, you've done well there. 💜🇦🇺💜

I think John is back in his contemplating his mortality era

My son asked me if it was scary having all the dinosaurs around when I was a kid 😢😮😂

@AmazingAutist

5 ай бұрын

Did you say yes because the only response is to say yes. You have to have your son believe that you were around with the dinosaurs.

@livvyweimar7362

5 ай бұрын

@@AmazingAutist Sadly no, I immediately taught him about life cycles and how long people typically live. I guess I was a boring mom 😂

@taylorjade6918

4 ай бұрын

My mom always used to talk about falling off a dinosaur and breaking her wooden underwear 😂

@Rondobondohondo

4 ай бұрын

"If I throw you to the alligators, we can find out!"

@karahanley4228

4 ай бұрын

I used to say this to my mum to wind her up 🤣

Alice out here a) doing basic math and b) emotionally devastating all of us 😂

Damn... Death is always closer than we think isn't it😅

“You’re welcome.” My cats are looking at me funny now because I burst out laughing at that. 🤣🤣

This child has a promising future. So proud.

@EEEEEEEE

5 ай бұрын

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Oh man, John must be getting old. Nowadays, he needs help triggering existential crises.

That "You're welcome" is simultaneously very wholesome and very chaotic. I love it.

If you round. And John’s face when she says it. Gotta love kids!

Not the “you’re welcome”😭😭

Man when she’s 30 you’ll be 66. I’m 20 and my moms 65, you’ll have so many more years with her, just enjoy the time

@maiam388

5 ай бұрын

Same! I’m 19 and my mom is 63, having parents others view as “incredibly old” is always weird lol.

Totally had this conversation with my 6 year old last week! He was talking about when he gets old enough to drive and said “yeah, when you’ll be an old woman”! To which I replied, “I’ll be 49 when you’re old enough to drive. You think 49 is an old woman?! So then what about your grandmas?”. “Oh, they’re ancient” 🤦‍♀️

We spill days like old tee and don't even realise how precious the days and hours actually are... Thanks for the reminder. I want to live more actively and honestly for the minutes, not only counting seasons.

“You’re welcome” 😇 😂🤣

Love when my kids wreck me like this lmao. Its like those 20 years pass the second the words are out of their mouths.

That existential crisis hit him so hard it left a mark!

I lo e the "You're welcome. " so humble and polite about your hand delivered existential crisis.

Just when you’re starting to feel pretty darn good about things a child steps in to bring you back to reality. 😂

She reminds me of Sara and how she handles John's ongoing existential crises. 😂

@TheRavenfish9

5 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing XD

I tell you, NO ONE is better at humbling you as a person than a child 😅

@vibaj16

4 ай бұрын

except myself

She doesn't understand the sting of her own words. May her little soul be blessed.

John "I'm confident that my son and I will get into heaven, not so much my wife and my daughter" Green really showing that Alice and Sarah are the troublemakers of the Green family

@artistryiscomingback

5 ай бұрын

(Reference to Dear Hank and John 371, around the 33:30 mark)

@alfieomega

5 ай бұрын

fellow with the source! it's appreciated

"If you round" needs a cult following

@billyalarie929

5 ай бұрын

It’s immediately going to be living in my head rent free

@vibaj16

4 ай бұрын

100 if you round further

Your kids are… definitely yours in these audios. Fantastic.

I love my kids even more. None of them, even the 5-year-olds, think I’m old. “You’re super young, Mama, you still climb trees.” If you round, I’m 40. 😂

The force of that Mmmm 😂

Friendly fire is on

the "mmms" here honestly love and Alice's "You're welcome" and "IF YOU'RE AROUND" 😂😂😂😂

the sincerity in that "you're welcome" got me. too real.

I remember how absolutely terrified I was when I realized that I was getting older and how would I ever be interested in older guys - because of course only 14 year olds were cool and interesting. Imagine my relief when I noticed that my interest in guys moved up the age scale relative to my age.

@vibaj16

4 ай бұрын

Can't say I ever had that sort of fear.

The rounding’s what gets you

Such eloquence from a child! Whether you're a master parent or were blessed with good fortune, cherish her! Nurture that intelligence and appreciate how great it was to raise her and you'll be satisfied in 10 or 10 more than 10 years because those years will have very clearly not been wasted.

You can really feel the pain in his eyes and the platitude in her voice.

staring into the camera "if you round" killed me

I’m 43… a 19 year old coworker asked me if I knew who Mike Tyson was. 🤯

@bimgorling2036

5 ай бұрын

Srsly? I'm 43 too and he's closer to my mom's age 😅 I work in a elementary school environment and I had a younger coworker who commented on my Nicki Minaj hoodie saying I was "so youthful" (loosely translated from my language), like "you're really down with the kids" as if I was trying to keep up with the students to feel more relatable or something 😖 I'm the same age as Nicki Minaj (or a year older, but who cares?)!

@dontburstmybubble686

5 ай бұрын

I'm 22 and I know who Mike Tyson is. You just met a particularly oblivious 19 year old.

@vibaj16

4 ай бұрын

@@dontburstmybubble686 idk, I'm 19 and idk if I know who that is. I've definitely heard the name, but that goes with dozens of other famous people. I have no idea how anyone keeps track of so many people

Nothing like your own kid giving you existential dread, am I right? Love it.

This so hits today! "You're welcome 😊"! Kids are so real. ♾️🤗

She's fantastic 😂 Also I'm very disturbed as well.

"You're welcome."

that 'your welcome' was the most adorably cold s**t ever 😂. well played Alice.

Same boat, John. But your daughter is fun about it. Just remember, she’ll go through this, too😂

Do I adore the context? Yes. Do I need this to be a three image meme of thing to give you crisis," you gave me a crisis", and you are welcome

John, we're the same age. Alice also gave me an existential crisis. Love you John

"hm." Is the perfect response to all of a kid's honesty

Children are amazing. Thank you for having them honestly.

50s the new 40. People in their 60s are still hip and cool these days 🤟😎

She absolutely obliterated you in the sweetest little voice 😂 Kids are terrific.

The passing of time and the honesty of children are both astonishingly brutal

“You’re welcome.” 🤣 Snarky kids!

I turned 62 this year, and this is the year I decided to freak out about getting old. Never bothered me before.

Just the casual “You’re welcome,” at the end. 😂

"Closer to 7 if you round" Yup. Fits right in with her dad and uncle.

That "You're welcome" was so genuine

"closer to 70" 😂☠️🤣 omdays 🙈. At age 8 I stayed over my grans for her birthday. Birthday morning I burst into her bedroom and, panic ridden, asked her "you're half 100 now, you're not going to die are you???" 🤣🤣 At 41 I now deeply regret that question.

I thought the highlight of this video was going to be asking if he was hip-happenin by the "you're welcome" absolutely killed me 😂😂

Better keep your eye on this one. She's already got the perfect nursing home picked out! 😂

What a good kind. She can already do basic arithmetic AND knows how to round numbers. She'll go places.

37:32 the way Anthony responds as he reflects on all their past work 🥺🥺

to be fair to her, 55 is when some places start giving out senior discounts lol

Omg we just had this conversation today! When you’re 40, then 50, then 60 you realize it’s not that old but kids think you’re really old!!!! lol 😅

Shouldve jus taken the discount when she said in 20yrs u'll be 60yo 😂 Aftr correcting her to 66yo she jus rounded up I CANT 😁 OK this sweetest interaction jus made my day 💜

Every time I see videos like this, I love my kids even more.

The first time I thought she said "if you're around" like "if you're still alive". The "if you round" is much more tame, but still brutal

that's just comedic genius.

I feel like these past few videos are John's way of telling all Nerdfighteria OGs that Alice and Henry have not stayed toddlers for the past 10 years and we need to update our brains😂😂😂

You gave us all an existential crisis. Thank you, Alice.

So cute! As a counterpoint, though, yesterday I (40) referred to myself as old and my 9yo daughter got indignant and informed me that I'm not old because old is, like, 80! 😂 Gotta love kids!

She is a treasure! 💜💚🧡

"If you round. If you're even still around." I expected her to follow with.

"You're welcome" 😂 that is to perfect oh my goodness I'm dying

I love smart kids. I have such a preschool grandson. He already knows what's going on. lol

😂 Precious. It reminds me of when my Dad hit 49 or 50, and I had just learned what decade meant.

"you're welcome" 🤗 toooooo good lmao

If you round, loooool. Actually such a dangerously brutal thing to say, I love it

Awwwww this makes me so nostalgic. I always did this with my dad! He’s 56 and I’m 20 right now!!

"You're welcome" you raised that child right

“Closer to 70” John becomes sad about her math skills