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First pin #kyootsquad
@Kyoot
5 жыл бұрын
you're pinned!!! 📌📌📌 what was your fave line from todays kids say? tell me in the comments below! 🦄
@CapriPanda
5 жыл бұрын
See I told you not gonna happen with me
@lqufy659
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kyoot "What the? What the? You're having a baby right now?"
@sherryhallmark8147
5 жыл бұрын
Piper is Priceless 😂😂😂
@stanisorgeorgianamaria8499
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kyoot iikakaoao
“Disney world-? WERE GOING TO- Wait..we have enough money?!?!” So precious.
@no.1fanofbot
Жыл бұрын
He definitely was having a good time when he found out
@imahotmess872
Жыл бұрын
literally me when we go on summer vacation
@Luv392
Жыл бұрын
Time stamp pls?
@Luv392
Жыл бұрын
@JasonxYourPal I js want a time stamp-
@Camsworld13
10 ай бұрын
I know, right?! I just commented about that a few minutes ago!
2:25 That’s a real brother connection right there
@weedlefonggamingytpsandmor4471
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: we animals
@sierrafeaster6906
4 жыл бұрын
I second this logic 😌
@sarahshwec9184
3 жыл бұрын
2:25 Pause at right time. It says WWE.
@saifullahkhan3072
3 жыл бұрын
2.47 every animal puts a costume on them aw
@stupidcandies734
3 жыл бұрын
@Emma Freiberg How do you not know? you just type a number, add : then another number.
1:40 "The president of the US works for the people" That's comedy gold. LOL
@xystify7973
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah right , that's what I was thinking!
@valsan1323
4 жыл бұрын
Aight libtards
@CometAura
4 жыл бұрын
@@valsan1323 eat dirt
@sandrawest6772
3 жыл бұрын
I know this is late but don’t listen to them.
@itzplutomc3781
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
I liked the girl who said i can push cocoon😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😊😊😊
@mhs014
5 жыл бұрын
Frehan Ahmed I died man
@owogamez
5 жыл бұрын
Me too LOL 😂 😂 😂 😂
@idek3127
5 жыл бұрын
Frehan Ahmed I lmao too
@Rachel-jj2nc
5 жыл бұрын
Frehan Ahmed same
@Anamaria-zh8ss
5 жыл бұрын
What! Thos kids sayas that ant_men poot on a costume to look like in ant there are so many ants oh bid they even go to school I beat he said the same thing to the teacher this is like tray no to get mad
8:53 dang she crying and saying it's gonna be awesome. I'm laughing so hard 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
5:00 "So I'm gonna be the middle child?!" Hahahaha
@MarvelForever
4 жыл бұрын
WHAT's wrong with middle child..?
@jacintaluppino9758
3 жыл бұрын
@@MarvelForever everything is wrong being the middle child. Where do u start??
@kamberine9566
2 жыл бұрын
@@MarvelForever so I think u dont watch tik tok so it basically means you won't be loved .and not be cared
@mail_time4901
2 жыл бұрын
Your Time thing stamp sent me to an ad!
@alphabetfanaticgeo
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it good being middle child then you'll feel like you're older?
2:24 Here we see Bill and Ted in their early years, displaying early signs of their philosophical nature.
I love how the kid at 8:00 said “you okay?”
@sarahshwec9184
3 жыл бұрын
I hope you get 9K likes!
@handsomeman5503
2 жыл бұрын
@platfform9 playz do you even know how to do that you dont type @platfform9 playz
@cadefilms4072
Жыл бұрын
Yes I’m okay
@user-jt6of3hx9p
Ай бұрын
The camera fell down
8:41 I want more clips like this
@jupiter4578
4 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂😂
@randomkitty3560
3 жыл бұрын
Ngl
2:12 this kid can not make up his mind
7:55 Lol @ "are you okay"😅😅
I love the boys at 2:40. They truly understand the raw concept that it doesn't matter if they aren't human, the fact is that they EXIST. Smart kids.
5:40 man, my heart, he's so wholesome 🥺 I'm so happy for him wow
Mission impocable: journey to the backyard. coming soon.😂
@lukasfx7542
4 жыл бұрын
Rango lol
@Squiffles
4 жыл бұрын
L•O•L ღ
@weardlady4056
4 жыл бұрын
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
@UnrealHaBorB69
4 жыл бұрын
Very good comment
@michacz9415
4 жыл бұрын
XD
I love the logic: if people are animals, then ants are people. Pretty deep thinking for someone that age. Too cute.
@John-ns9oy
Ай бұрын
It's true, he is smart!
im pushing, mommy can you push a cocoon? its impocable to go outside. xD those are my favs!
@michellepena7755
3 жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite too
@kaasik23
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jfann41
3 жыл бұрын
I loved that!
@adrienneharrington617
2 жыл бұрын
its my least fav
9:22 Nicole never bothered me anyway XD.
When you think your pregnant put your mom actually is🤣
@johnabbot1585
4 жыл бұрын
Omg that little girl who wanted her own baby...😂 mom...ugh
@susanallen5751
4 жыл бұрын
Brenly Winters Do you think they will be told about conception, pregnancy and the joys of parenthood?
@woodfilmsmovies
3 жыл бұрын
but
@varunsvs5861
3 жыл бұрын
A dark thought but...maybe she thinks she got pregnant bcz.... .... I sincerely hope not.
The kid confusing his mum about sledding cracks me up
9:13 Anyone: I love you My socially awkward self: *stars bawling*
@ashaler__
4 жыл бұрын
Empress Gaia Tarot same, i'm never good at any socializing form
My grandma just died and this made me feel better and laugh. I love you Kyoot!!
@delrose7026
4 жыл бұрын
DA GIRLZ sorry for your lost
@panamaprincess1987
4 жыл бұрын
awwwww dont fell bad its ok it happens to evry one
@purlsofjoy918
4 жыл бұрын
Aww bless u
@irinasylva
4 жыл бұрын
DA GIRLZ my grandpa died from a heart attack :(
@lakshyamathur3113
4 жыл бұрын
Rip
2:04 how quickly your mood changes
Mom: duh Kid: Um Duh
I liked the girl when she said “get outta here balls” I love it when she’s fat it’s so cute
@lois12009
3 жыл бұрын
Ngl that's sounds wrong 😳
@Mexi595
3 жыл бұрын
@@lois12009 what's Ngl?
@Itsurgirl_maddy
3 жыл бұрын
It means not gonna lie
@stupidcandies734
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mexi595 not gonna lie
@waltermoses6559
3 жыл бұрын
ikr
0:27 me on Monday morning
So m gonna be the middle child WALKS AWAY SAD MOM LAUGHS
@prishapatel8114
5 жыл бұрын
Can you relate lol 4:56 Cuz I can
@isabellegaffney4734
5 жыл бұрын
She even dropped the cat
@dannlol_6069
4 жыл бұрын
@@isabellegaffney4734 *I care about the cat more than the girl*
@SilverMSM
4 жыл бұрын
Muddy puddle
@jacintaluppino9758
3 жыл бұрын
Can relate. Middle child syndrome. Hate it
The guy that was really happy to go to Disney world was so wholesome! And the other guy was like "That's cool", Which had me dying
7:55 this kid is so cute. Love how he checks up on dad to see if he is ok and then says you got me 😂😂🥰🥰
I literally fell out over the middle child one. I am one. And its was priceless. The next kid always messes up things. Haha.
@Kyoot
5 жыл бұрын
haha life as a middle child! 😂
@Shrimpfriedpee
5 жыл бұрын
Kyoot you a middle child
I love how the middle child girl was the most excited before she realized she was gonna be the middle child lol. As a twin, it's much more complicated lol
0:26 is when summer vacation ends and you have to start school.
Kid: I'm trying to cocoon Also Kid: farts
8:53 SO CUTE 😍
I love this channel. It's "impocable" to stay serious.. Now excuse me... ...I have to go make a cocoon...back in ten minutes, wadies...
@Kyoot
5 жыл бұрын
omg this whole comment just made me LOL 😂
@babyalivetime471
5 жыл бұрын
hhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehhehehehhehehhehehehehhe
@iidreamfoxxii5510
5 жыл бұрын
You’re funny!
@gigadrillbreakermaker
5 жыл бұрын
Heres the bug sauce
@tahirislam3262
5 жыл бұрын
How do you edit??? I know I'm domb
0:25 I don't know why nobody is talking about how cut this little girl is 💕
@michacz9415
4 жыл бұрын
She has a backyardophobia
@randomkitty3560
3 жыл бұрын
@@michacz9415 I don’t know if it’s a joke or not but No it’s agoraphobia. Not joking. It can be very common to which I have it. I’m not a medical expert, but it’s true
@michacz9415
3 жыл бұрын
@@randomkitty3560 right, my bad, sorry for the mistake. Not gonna lie, _backyardophobia_ was a kind of meme.
"It's Awesome! Mommy's stomach will break open!" 8:32 - 9:02
3:21 OMG I LOVE THIS 😂
When t-they said I can make a Cacoon she s-started 💨 FARTING!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😝
@user-ff8on4jf3m
4 жыл бұрын
Aimal Omer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
9:09 Girl: Knock knock. Dad: Who's there? Girl: Avery. Dad: Avery who? Girl: I love Avery. *Other girl starts crying* Me: Why is she crying?
@Tweek_reallylovesCraig
10 ай бұрын
Cause the one crying name is Avery and avery happy crying
3:50 her eyes are gorgeous 😍😍😍😍
Awesome. I absolutely need to know. Did he get to go sledding lol 😂? Thanks again
@bonkahermitakaintjudge9228
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the thumbs up 👍 as I appreciate all constructive feedback.
@George_Harris_SR25
4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@bonkahermitakaintjudge9228
4 жыл бұрын
Eva Gekko Gaming thank you very much for your response. What a delightful show this is. Lol
@Sploinkerlol
Жыл бұрын
visible confusing the confusion confused
I just love how the mom just laughs as her child falls into a mud puddle, that's most likely going to be me if I ever have a kid lol
@Camsworld13
10 ай бұрын
That's not funny though.
@Camsworld13
10 ай бұрын
But I'm okay with it!.
lol the girl on a mission to push a cocoon 😁
The first, first one is halarious🤣🤣🤣
“i don’t like the grass.” -#KYOOT kids 2019
Man I am obsessed with that “uh duh”.
9:48 the cutest and best joke I have ever heard ing so cute😂😂😂😂
@JordanGachaBlox
2 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😘😘😘😘😘😗😗😗😗☺☺☺☺😚😚😚😚😚😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘(was that to many emojis......NAAAAAHHHHH!)
The girl that said ''I can push a cocoon" just made my day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
4:11 made me laugh out loud😭😭😂😂
2:15 MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
@Kyoot
5 жыл бұрын
haha i know i'm like so do you want to go sledding or nah 😂
"Piper your not having a baby" That's me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The girls face when she said she was pushing a cacoon killlled me
At 1:16... Mommy can you push a cocoon? Btw i love your channel it is the best i watch it everyday!
@galaxytoons4608
4 жыл бұрын
What is bug sauce?
@irinasylva
4 жыл бұрын
GalaxyToonz4077 Idk she made that up
@thebanderfamilywithlisajon3820
3 жыл бұрын
This was my fav
@ccaclacosplays1204
3 жыл бұрын
@@galaxytoons4608 Idk
@carriematthews7344
3 жыл бұрын
If you put that with 0:27 it’s so funny
“Mommy, can you push a cocoon?” 😂😂 why is this so funny!!😂😂
"I don't want to" "Ok no sledding" *"YOU KNOW THE RULES, IT'S TIME TO DIE"*
I like the little boy saying uh duh.
Word of the day "impocable"
*0:50** I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂*
@kristencroft1257
5 жыл бұрын
And then watched that clip on repeat about 50 times! 😂💨🐛💩
@nickymcallister3932
5 жыл бұрын
@@kristencroft1257 How did you know?! XD 😂😂
2:00 that's me ..... My mom:Do you wanna go mall with me .. Me:hmm.. yeah A few minutes ago. My mom :let's go . Me:I wanna go but I don't want to go but..... My mom: I knew it .😡
Mom can you push a cocoon .this one was helarious. Love to see more video from her. XD
2:27 "Humans are animals." Imagine saying that in another argument about furries and people (Can someone notice this comment)
@furanafriendszuentertainme2785
4 жыл бұрын
Real-life animals are furries too
@furanafriendszuentertainme2785
4 жыл бұрын
@Sixtens Sommarfåtölj Honestly, Yes....
@irinasylva
4 жыл бұрын
Vixen Foxtail Mother Nature didn’t put costumes she just made the animals
7:38 That Mom is just fed up 😂
@ashleysmith8367
4 жыл бұрын
Shes a rude moo ok mom UGH
@patriciaedwards6793
2 жыл бұрын
She's being very rude to her kid about it.
@MA-ts9qt
Жыл бұрын
@@patriciaedwards6793no, just fed up. I think it’s been going on a while. She even said “and stop telling everyone I’m going to have a baby “
0:38 Baby Rachel Green 😂😂😍❤
@khushidhat7304
3 жыл бұрын
Phoebe : It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing. Rachel : Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. 😂
@ninetiespoets5548
3 жыл бұрын
@@khushidhat7304 😂
😮OMG the kid that dropped a Duce in his pants when he jumped down.... oh dear lord 😂😂😂
@jupiter4578
4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Muskeyn oop
@George_Harris_SR25
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I laughed too much
0:27 me when i go outside.. 😂
I appreciate the two brothers talking about ants being people. In the end we're all living beings. I remember myself crying for hours after I accidentally stepped on a ladybug. Last week was tough.
The sledding kid is me with my mood swings! :)
I love the kid who thinks he can push a cocoon and the other kid who thinks she's pregnant and starts crying because it will hurt haha
2:48 This kid literally described furries 😂
@galaxytoons4608
5 жыл бұрын
IKR LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:55 that’s how I felt, 😭😭
3:10: So this is where conspiracy theories come from.
Push a cocoon! I’m dead! 😂🤣😭
"I can push a cocoon, Mommy can you push a cocoon" My Mom: What are you watching?
@IvoryIto14
3 жыл бұрын
Omg.... Todoroki?! AND YES LOL
Omg I died at “ I’m making a cocoon” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marthaw1512
5 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@galaxytoons4608
4 жыл бұрын
She is not a moth.
@irinasylva
4 жыл бұрын
Nat11 she is human
@galaxytoons4608
4 жыл бұрын
@@irinasylva yeah ikr
@charmxsbeanie4726
4 жыл бұрын
@@galaxytoons4608 I think she means that she was pooping
Ants have feelings, he’s an empath, bless him. I hope he becomes a doctor or nurse, So adorable all the children! ❤️💙❤️💙😍🤩
Piper be like: Well, as long as it's not me, it's fine
The, "everyone has a boss" dad was cool. I expected him so say God or something to that effect. Yep, the president does in fact work for all if you, albeit indirectly. Very good lesson!
Everybody during Covid: “Kay, were gonna go outside” “Me?” “NOOOOO!”
*farts* “I’m making a cocoon!” LOL LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:46 Hahahahahahaha Siri is Sasssssy
7:05 I think the mom really could have handled the situation better. Instead of just scolding her daughter for wanting a baby and strictly saying no, she could have calmly asked her why she wants a baby and then she could have calmly explained why they can’t have one.
@godzillaboy011
2 жыл бұрын
That could definitely work
@MA-ts9qt
Жыл бұрын
She probably tried it, but her daughter wasn’t having any of it and was having a tantrum, and the mum was just fed up.....
Mom: Kay we r going to go outside Kay: *NOOOOOOOO!!! It’s impocable*
0:30 Ann:It’s Impocable
I absolutely love children
4:17 which balls? 😳📸
@boyfriendfnf2726
Жыл бұрын
Balls in her... whatever she is whering
@koikoidoesstuff8502
Жыл бұрын
AYOOOO
@liam59real
8 ай бұрын
yooooooooooo
He’s trying to teach them about democracy and she’s just like, “I want him to get me a unicorn.” 😂
9:22 Nicole never bothered me anyway
The "Cocoon"-girl is my favourite!👍😂⛄
The child with the sledding is like my mom.
It's impoccable😂😂
1:52 This kid is being so relatable
The kid knows what would happen if she became the middle child, gotta give some respect.
0:59 lol I did that when I was little too 😂
7:55 How did that kid predict the fall lol, he was laughing before it happened
@oOIIIMIIIOo
3 жыл бұрын
He was not laughing about the fall....
My fav one was " am try'na cocoon"! "And get out of there balls" its sooo funny😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛⚽️⚾️🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱⚪⚫🔴🔵
"I can push a cacoon"!!!! "I'm Pushing"!!! "Mommy can you push a cacoon"??
7:06 this one has me laughing xD
3:11, *The more you don't know*
@weedlefonggamingytpsandmor4471
4 жыл бұрын
We're animal proof: eating food
@galaxytoons4608
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I think they were identifying furries
@weedlefonggamingytpsandmor4471
4 жыл бұрын
@@galaxytoons4608 that was 4 mil years Ago was meg is still alive
Uh-oh, stinky!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂