"No. I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with no jelly." You'd actually get that same response from a great many adults, too.

@alicewilloughby4318

Жыл бұрын

There's a story in one of these videos where a woman insisted that, no, she did NOT want a hamburger, she wanted a cheeseburger with no cheese! She called the poor counter person stupid for not understanding that.

@CommodoreFloopjack78

Жыл бұрын

@@alicewilloughby4318 "I SAID CHOCOLATE MILK WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE!!"🤬

@Norinia

Жыл бұрын

I remember some schools I’d say peanut butter sandwich, and they’d take it shorthand for ‘Oh PB AND J RIGHT?!?’ At least, I’d find out when ether my finger touched the jelly on unwrapping, the sweet smell hitting my nose, or my tongue on a bad day finding jelly mixed in. And then I’d have an embarrassing reaction of hacking and yacking, because my autism sensitivity wouldn’t let me eat jelly (Adult now, I’m trying to overcome what child me really couldn’t, but those choking episodes still make me nervous at the idea of having jelly.) So yeah, I got very specific with “Peanut Butter and Jelly without the jelly please.” It wasn’t because I was an idiot not thinking I could just ask for peanut butter. It was because I knew what happened the previous times I asked for peanut butter and instead suffered embarrassment. I grant I haven’t watched the video, but that’s probably why the kid said such. It’s not that the kid’s an idiot, it’s that the kid has encountered enough adult idiots, and is trying to be very precise with “No, -this menu item- but without this aspect”

@cecilyerker

Жыл бұрын

@@Norinia see now that makes sense at least

@Norinia

Жыл бұрын

@@cecilyerker yeah, turned out it was a 3 year old, though (though I guess the parent could still have done it before lol) Still, just wanted to add a valid point in. Not always the ‘dumbass kids’, sometimes it’s the dumbass adults who’s actions have thus taught the kids to do these. I mean, frig, a high school girl had to pee into another class’s trash bucket, all because the teacher wouldn’t let her use the bathroom. Yet the adults go “YoUr ToO oLd FoR tHiS!!!” I bet she felt so too, but getting a UTI wasn’t a risk she was willing to take, so why was the teacher willing to take that risk?

When I was younger, scratches were “light pain” and bruises were “dark pain”

Once when I was about 6 or 7, my dad was making pancakes one morning. I was too short to be able to see over the kitchen counter, so I was absolutely convinced that the skillet on the stove was just magically filled with infinite pancakes at all times. I had already finished the plate of pancakes that my dad cooked for me, so I went into the kitchen to grab another from the skillet and ended up burning the shit out of my wrist trying to reach for one

15:34 man, that brings back memories. I've learned my first swear from my dad too this way when we got cut off too and he yelled something at them, not expecting me to be able to completely copy it the next time someone else cut us off.

@spinoboy19

9 ай бұрын

my little sister once went around saying oh dit! because she had heard our parents say the swear word. It was kind of funny because she could not say "mum". Sometimes i still mention that she was able to swear before she could say "mum".

Some of these kids aren't stupid. They're just madlads in training

I think the Dennis one is a bit wholesome. They knew he‘d have to deliver thousands of shirts everyday, so why irritate him more?

@tronsrop

Жыл бұрын

Dude the nostalgia I'm feeling right now

@TheWeirdWritter

Жыл бұрын

Dennis travels all the way around the world to deliver shirts.

9:22 "My Back ... Ouch my back" I think the kid have more in common with Spider-man than he think

When I was about 3 I realized I was about the same size as my pillow if I curled into a ball. After learning if this information, I decided to try and fit my entire body into the pillow case. This pillowcase wasn't like normal pillowcases though, and instead of the opening being on the top, it was on the side with the two halves of the side overlapping to create the hole for the pillow. Because of this design, I got stuck, and cried for my mom for like 5 or 10 minutes. That story is about as stupid as when I put a pair of tweezers in an electrical socket. I was not a smart kid now that I think about it.

Once when I was 9 I was really scared of the monster in my wardrobe so one night I just randomly started screaming wap lyrics to confuse and scare it.

@codyw1023

Жыл бұрын

Your NERVOUS BUT on tHe SURFACE he looks calm and readyy... moms spaghetti😖

@EccentricDrDino

Жыл бұрын

You mean rap?

@user-oc7yk7mm7s

Жыл бұрын

@@EccentricDrDino No, wap

@kroober4566

Жыл бұрын

You were 9 why did you know the lyrics

@Hi38207

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHAH

I'm a teen and I agree with this. That shows a lot about us kids

My nephew is 3, and my parents have a chiweenie that is 7. This dog is generally gentle but is known to be aggressive towards strangers. one day while my nephew is visiting with his mom, he gets the brilliant idea to stick his hand out really fast in front of the dog's face, almost literally faking him out. Every time, he gets bit, and every time he cries. Nephew has done this without fail every time they visit. I think the total is up to 16 times now. For the first few times, my parents blamed the dog, but after they witnessed the problem, they started shifting their punishments to the nephew. I have a bet with my brother that it'll happen again within a day of their next visit in a few months. EDIT: the dog has never drawn blood; it's generally a very fast nip with a relatively loud snarl that seems to be directed to scare more than injure. I love my nephew, but he's an utter goblin sometimes.

@ryuujitakasu4602

Жыл бұрын

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Its doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome"

As someone who has been following rules carefully since like middle school (I'm in college, now) I can definitely relate to 4:24. I just want to something stupid for once, you know? like jump a golfcart or something.

@naturalharmoniagropius8390

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!!

16:54 probably was what caused them to design a release latch in the first place

“No I can’t right now, dinosaur!” 😭

1:07 the exact moment this part came on I got a news report about some child somewhere about wanting to take photos with dogs for make a wish

A lot of these are just wholesome... "I don't have a rock, sorry!"

“Shits pants” “starts fortnite dancing”

2:22 top 10 gamer moves

My sister ate a raw jalapeño,, which is pretty spicy. She's freaking out, crying, screaming, saying she's going to throw up. My other sister, feeling bad for her, eats one too. Same thing. Crying, screaming, and saying she's going to throw up. They both end up throwing up. All this at a nice restaurant. They didn't have any milk.

@Watar4281

Жыл бұрын

Are they twins?

@MarcuustheMoose

Жыл бұрын

@@Watar4281 no, the first one to eat the pepper is 2 years younger then the other.

@Watar4281

Жыл бұрын

@@MarcuustheMoose well thats already weird

@Venus99088V

5 ай бұрын

One time in sixth grade, I brought raw jalapenos for myself (I loved spicy things) and gave some to my friends. They all started crying and ran to the bathroom to run water on their tongues *rubs hands evilly*

I'm a Californian and have seen several turkeys (keep that in mind). When the 5 y/o said turkeys come from Alaska, I jokingly said "guess I live in Alaska"

When i was 8, i used to play Face Raiders on the 3DS, and i hated the enemies that would kiss the screen because they were just scary to me for some reason, and also the face in the picture you take would pop out. That scared me also

I once drew a comic about a scientist who went to the dinosaurs when I was 5. How incredible, exploring jungles in 1887. Seeing as I knew the universe took forever to make, so I understood millions and millions of years but I didn't understand 65 was nowhere near as close to 100. And this is the 5 year old that announced it was 66 million years since the extinction because a million years had passed now. 3 weeks had passed.

18:55 thank you for your service lol

when I was young, me and my family went to a dinosaur museum. At the museum there were some animatronic dinosaurs, and my parents assures me that their feet were glued to the floor and that it was completely safe. I believed that I had seen a real dinosaur for way too long. I still remember telling everyone in my class that I had seen a dinosaur and getting roasted by the dinosaur kid that they have been dead for like 60 million years. I now question every bit of new information I get.

0:12 in the words of JJ Bittenbinder, “Now I’ve thrown ‘em off his rhythm”

From someone who works is a haunted house I can confirm that it is true

I loved the kid who said "I have yes eyes and yes hair."

8:55 i actually thought this too lol

13:23 if i had a kid and they did this i would be tempted to slap them with the broken laptop

1:18 my toxic trait is that i would have cooked the turkey exactly how the kid told me and acted surprised when they told me it didnt taste good because i "cooked it perfectly"

When I was little I didn’t know what most things were called so I called pools “Big Tubbies” ,semi trucks “Hammer trucks”, and stuff like that. But the best one was hotels. I loved staying in hotels but I didn’t know what they were called so I called them the “Bighouse”. I would tell everyone I could that we were going to the bighouse everytime we would go on a trip. 😂

I was an idiot when I was a kid. I asked my friend if he wanted to see me throw my hoverboard down the stairs, and he said no. I proceeded to do it anyway, and I still worked, albeit with one part being loose. After a couple of weeks, the hoverboard broke down. If that isn’t dumb, I don’t know what is.

0:00💀💀💀💀💀

15:27 during roll call, I'd usually make a weird noise, or if i actually felt normal all youd get was a "yo"

the scooby doo one seems like something i would do though

2:05 damn thats actually smart ducks like bread but shouldn't eat it

The fan meet and greet one cracked me up

2:18 you forgot to include zoowee mama

2:21 damm this dark though

16:41 the master of trolling

Charlie and the chocolate factory did me dirty too😭 in the ending scene with the TVs there’s a brief moment where a rock band do this: 🤟🏻 So I did it on a school trip for a picture, they thought I was swearing in the photo but I really wasn’t and was confused why I was being told off

12:08 He didn't just touch grass He even ate some

I remember in kinder we had to write the reminders in my old school and I had a genius idea to write every letter with with A capital letter and a small letter and I told my class mate and my teacher looked at my note and asked me to redo and guess who had to stay in longer.

Why would u award a kid not one but two toys after an epic meltdown

@drpro5762

Жыл бұрын

Good question. Stupidity

@seatbelttruck

Жыл бұрын

It was at a doctor's office getting an uncomfortable procedure done. Meltdowns are kinda understandable in those circumstances. The reward isn't for the meltdown, it's for enduring. And hopefully it would make future visits a bit less terrifying since you know something good will happen after.

My little sister was trying to prove how much she knows about frogs, so I pointed to one and asked what it was. “East, it’s a north southern bull frog……………….wait” lmao

the 9/11 reference is golden

Hi I love your videos

2:08 Probably a good thing. I'm told bread is actually harmful for ducks.

@maybe-arch

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@spinoboy19

9 ай бұрын

correct! (i think)

2:20 this is the funniest one

2:06 this is actually the only smart kid as you aren’t supposed to feed ducks bread because they start to then rely on you for food and stop getting their own food

One time when I was 7 I finished drawing a shirt for an art class thing, and after I wrote my name on it I wanted to see what it looked like in a mirror. What I didn't know at the time was mirrors... mirror things. The next half of that day I was sad that I acidently wrote my name backwards on the shirt I made

I remeber having a youtube channel that got copy right struck once I didnt know what it meant and I thought I was getting sued or something! I then panicked a deleted the channel, googling what happens if you copyright struck afterwards.🤦‍♂️

6:37 I mean, good job kid. You tried.

10:38 Ain't no fucking way you just censored out the word "Fingers"

instructions unclear turkey is now pregnant

bro legit censored the word finger 💀

The last day of 5th grade I jumped my bicycle off the roof of school it did not go as planned instead of me landing on my tires and rolling like a boss my wheels got stuck in the grass and I instantly stopped and slammed myself against the handlebars and gooseneck this was in 1972

It was getting wholesome before the kid shat in the sink

Omg I love your videos

@BDCVR66

Жыл бұрын

First

@Keagenmemmer

Жыл бұрын

I love his videos to

that last one is probably true

18:22 you weren't playing at that point mate

nice vid

that 9/11 comic looks like a five year old and your saying 10? i've seen 10 year olds make masterpieces

at 3:51 the taco bell needs to ring or the lion king music need to start

7:21 Ahhhh High School. Doesn’t old, nostalgic stories like these just want to make you go back and ‘learn’ again? And with all those new-fangled inventions like see through backpacks, and security walls over the bathroom doors to keep you from going during class! Doesn’t that just sound like paradise? /sarcasm

When I was around 5 I put a fork in a outlet.

18:23 I can just imagine this happening💀💀💀

the 9/11 one 😭👹👹💀

16:30 i laughed my ass off and pissed myself a little

4:19 im not saying it’s me but damn that looks so much like my thing from 7th grade

10:45 why is finger censored?

As much as I don't think souls exist the soul one was pretty funny

the grass one is normal tho? i had friends, and myself, did it xD

8:28 so the pope mobile can't park there?

I remember when i was 6 years old and my family left to get groceries. So I was bored and i decided to wash the dishes well since i was a kid i didn't know what my mom used to wash the dishes so i grabbed a random yellow bottle and washed the dishes. İt was butter.

A kid sang party at the USA while I was trying to explain what happened in the Donner party

10:46 Why was finger censored?

9:09 peak comedey

9:12 My back!

10:46 Why are they sencoring the word "Fingers"?

It's no wonder a child isn't bright when their 36 year old parent thinks they were born in the 1900s. So 1909 at the latest? You'd be at least 113 years old by now if that were the case.

Perfect time

8:36 custom Honda Civic rims, no low ballers, I know what I've got.

Memes always chear me up

I thought I was going to die of lafter

@EnclaveSgt

Жыл бұрын

I did die of lafter

My overarching childhood being dumb story is that time I had half of my tongue ripped out after having licked an icy pole in the middle of winter when I was 5, I'm 15 now and I am cursed to sound like batman if he were to slur his words 70% of the time Edit: the dumbness goes deeper however when after the event I spent the next 2 years thinking I was a robot after seeing white, yellow and purple colored veins inside my tongue and believing they were wires

1:10 never seen again

1:51 gordon ramsay over here

16:21 bro most definitely stole that from captain underpants

3:03 this obv was intentional

I used to think that babies were made by kissing at a wedding. I also thought that Mexican was a language.

I did the gum thing to

2:23 bro he animated 9/11 in the second grade…

when i was like 6 i thought that if i didn't clean the dry skin behind my ears i would become a lizard o-o

1:45 looks like an outdated ai wrote it

10:40 why the duck did u bleep fingers like its a bad word

17:20 yeah same but we had our reasons (kid was annoying and super rude)

5:35 anyone else read this in a mark rober voice?

Nice.

10:44 why the actual hell is "fingers" censored?

@jesseyu69420

Жыл бұрын

Because some people are overly-sensitive and would start hyperventilating because you could use it in a way that no normal person would use it for