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Imagine loving someone so much that you know how they open a door.

@asconblake

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear who of my family is searching the cutlery

@ghostturtle5516

2 жыл бұрын

I bet ozpin never opened any doors for you huh?

@Bakaneko815

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostturtle5516 she destroyed them like their children

@richardcorso8125

2 жыл бұрын

I love there love

@RuneKatashima

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostturtle5516 This is an interesting timeline.

It’s the fact that a handshake between holt and Kevin is more intimate than some couples kissing lmao

@Aspen70000000000

2 жыл бұрын

They're Vulcans.

@raveenasavadi655

2 жыл бұрын

Or literally going all the way

@shahad-gc4xo

2 жыл бұрын

@@raveenasavadi655 LMAO-

@meganfaith4052

2 жыл бұрын

Their relationship is so cute I’m crying.

@pariszee3011

2 жыл бұрын

It feels like one of those things you want to close your eyes to if you watch it in front of your parents 😀

“I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed” 😅

@PolyBiBadger

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m sorry... You were stabbed?!”

@KyleRayner12

2 жыл бұрын

@@PolyBiBadger "*Lightly* stabbed."

@ellaanimates

2 жыл бұрын

LIGHTLY stabbed 👏

@Nitroblitz105

2 жыл бұрын

'tis but a scratch

@audreyfisk191

2 жыл бұрын

Which episode was that?

Kevin and Holt are actually Jake's dads. It's funny how both of them actually care for Peralta a lot more than they actually realise.

@sarroumarbeu6810

2 жыл бұрын

They're the best dads/parental figures jake could ask for 🥺

@0Onyx13

2 жыл бұрын

And a lot more than his own father cares about him.

@arghyadeepsaha974

2 жыл бұрын

@@0Onyx13 indeed

@baz1184

2 жыл бұрын

I think Holt is fully aware how much he cares for Jake. And Kevin knows how important Jake is to Holt so he cares too.

@SamP0rterBridges

2 жыл бұрын

I love when Peralta admits "I have some stuff"

Im surprised they didnt turn the show 18+ after explicitly showing that much PDA between Kevin and Holt

@anssyzwn

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr there's kid watching 😔

@oomphywhoomp2508

2 жыл бұрын

@@anssyzwn im surprised youtube hasnt taken down the video. Geez.

@sarahbarnes9648

2 жыл бұрын

No different than pda between a man and a woman

@leyla3503

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahbarnes9648 oof

@nikocorrea9767

2 жыл бұрын

Time I may of missed it

Kevin is everyones favourite husband

@coena9377

2 жыл бұрын

What about Raymond?

@angelius777

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@juanarroyo7113

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I wish they were my fathers

@maximilianarold

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelius777 Indeed Indeed Indeed

@wandering_penguino

2 жыл бұрын

@@coena9377 He's everyone's favorite captian dad

“you make me want to have a wetter brain.” “oh kevin” “y’all are hella specific”

@_mangostudio_1911

2 жыл бұрын

They're hands down one of the best TV couples

@fionagallagherapologist5968

2 жыл бұрын

so good

@cutiebear385

2 жыл бұрын

🤝

@lud3445

2 жыл бұрын

That was a kerfuffle, indeed.

@Uuuh...hein...

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I think about it *A LOT*

Holt and Kevin are great as they are a gay couple that isn't stereotyped for laughs and are actually two of the most respected characters in the show without resorting to cheap humour like nany comedies do

@belvinnadar5782

2 жыл бұрын

Because being gay wasn't a personality trait in this show. Every other show stereotypes them, while B99 just portrayed them is regular people.

@kangalow

2 жыл бұрын

@@belvinnadar5782 Regular is a stretch, they are formal to the point where it's almost inhuman

@belvinnadar5782

2 жыл бұрын

@@kangalow yea na by "regular" I mean "not your stereotypical gay man"

@sarroumarbeu6810

2 жыл бұрын

I live for nonfetishized gay relationships like theirs 🥺🥺

@leyla3503

2 жыл бұрын

@@kangalow Not inhumane but decent and nice.

"There was a movie about a mandolin and you kept it from me for two months!?!?"

@sagescribe_

2 жыл бұрын

"Well I didn't think it was any good. It's just some period piece set in Greece"

@jacobp7037

2 жыл бұрын

I'm his defense that movie isn't great.

@jonathanstinson754

2 жыл бұрын

“What the hell did you just say?” Haha

@winghuen4080

2 жыл бұрын

@@sagescribe_ “based on some dumb book”

@ninaserafina823

2 жыл бұрын

so I ended up watching it and it was indeed not good

I really, really like that Kevin didn’t automatically bond with Holt’s team and that every scrap of respect and camaraderie was earned. It’s just really good writing that you rarely see in half-hour sitcoms.

@berrybearcub8237

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@rachelcrosby

2 жыл бұрын

@@berrybearcub8237 indeed

@doctorjay8673

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelcrosby Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed...

@GummyBear556677

2 жыл бұрын

@@doctorjay8673 indeed indeed indeed indeed

@turcaneo

2 жыл бұрын

indeed

'Im sorry, you were stABBED?' never fails to make me laugh

@darrelldemarest3502

2 жыл бұрын

"Lightly"

@spacebunny9116

2 жыл бұрын

“I didn’t want to scare you”

@lou626

2 жыл бұрын

*sighs* LIGHTLY stabbed

“Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning” is an amazing quote that I will be using whenever I can from now on

@daredevilsdaughter3889

2 жыл бұрын

My mom always puts pepper on her eggs. Explains why she's always cranky! 😆

@Chris-gu5lt

Жыл бұрын

Eggs for breakfast? He’s further behind than I thought

Kevin: No, I've purged myself of that nonsense. Also Kevin: *Makes a reference* Jake: *excitement overload*

@SoUniqueUser

2 жыл бұрын

Of course he was excited, his dad made a reference to something he likes.

@gh0st1e7

Жыл бұрын

@@SoUniqueUser as a daughter who loudly gasped when my dad did the meme of the smart guy cuz he saw me do that I can agreed. This is a great feeling

@JinxMyLove

Жыл бұрын

As a daughter who was over the moon when his dad made a reference to an anime movie he watched in the cinema because he didn't have a choice, yes, this is what it feels like. I can definitely agree

“Oh no, that’s raymond. That’s how he opens a door.” :’)

I cant be the only one that wants to see Holt and Kev renew their vows in the last season right?

@amywillows8335

2 жыл бұрын

I want that so much. The only thing I want more is Doug Judy to show up at the Halloween Heist!

@ava1dk308

2 жыл бұрын

i want it sm

@philippa5004

2 жыл бұрын

Naw 👏👏👏💚🌟

@CptObvious

2 жыл бұрын

If they do, hopefully the officiant will be more efficient.

@AxeIRad

2 жыл бұрын

They separated :(

Just the little scream at 5:00 when Kevin smacks the movie outta his hands 😂

@hexagenic

2 жыл бұрын

The guy's got range!

@veronicawexel1291

2 жыл бұрын

Love it

@athulyaraj4338

2 жыл бұрын

And 4:53 😭 Its so adorableeeee

@GrimReaper_5799

2 жыл бұрын

@@athulyaraj4338 for reals lmao

@epingchris

2 жыл бұрын

Never in a thousand lifetime did he see that coming lmao

Kevin's happiness 6:04 at holt's reaction to his joke is the most wholesome thing ever

@Jelly-ui5jq

2 жыл бұрын

So fricking cute

@dibarm24

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@tamannachandel6663

Жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I got that joke too? 😂😂

@eheheheeee3092

11 ай бұрын

@@tamannachandel6663omg i've always been curious about this joke, can you explain? 🤣😭

@julliestans2271

10 ай бұрын

​@@eheheheeee3092 I WANT TO KNOW IT TOO

It's weird that jake and holt have kissed on screen and the maax holt and kevin ever did was a handshake. (My my)

@openaardvark419

2 жыл бұрын

That’s akin to making out for them.

@Samgotboredd

2 жыл бұрын

Holt couldn’t help himself and we cant blame him

@noah_noah_noah

2 жыл бұрын

They hella specific

@gayathri6400

2 жыл бұрын

@@absolutcabbagery3661 eww those are our dads!

@cinny1313

2 жыл бұрын

@@gayathri6400 captain dad is just my boss

If you don't have Kevin's clapback, then you don't have his best moments.

@joyfulgirl40018

2 жыл бұрын

This is accurate.

@memorydocumentation5942

2 жыл бұрын

because 👏🏻 i 👏🏻 do

@darrelldemarest3502

2 жыл бұрын

"Do you know what an incomplete compilation looks like? 👏 because 👏 I 👏 do!"

@beepboop1472

2 жыл бұрын

be👏cause👏I👏do👏

@sonyasanchez5138

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh yes!!!!!!!!!

“ YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO *CLAP BACK* RAYMOND ? BE👏🏾CAUSE👏🏾I👏🏾DO “

@christyverplank3552

2 жыл бұрын

The Safe House is one of my top 5 B99s. Super funny from beginning to end.

It just now hit me that Jake was as gaga about Kevin's and Holt's relationship, as Charles was about Jake' and Amy's .

@hoihoi12250

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE MEDDLES TOO

1:03 The way Jake’s face lit up when Kevin quoted Nicholas Cage was so joyful.😊

"I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!" - I just love how that escalated from perfectly polite and calm to officially freaking out.

It's so funny to me how on my first viewing of Kevin and Holt I thought they were kind of a dry couple but now after everything I've seen it's all so sweet and heartwarming. They really have such a great relationship and it makes me so happy.

Oh God the thumbnail. "We Need to Talk About Kevin" was a fever dream of a movie.

@evanwetherell3996

2 жыл бұрын

Misleading title

@Octobris

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

6:02 When you make your husband who’s always “the funny one” laugh 😭💖😭

At 6:03 the way Kevin swoons over how much Holt loves the metamorphosis joke 😭 true love

When a handshake between hold and Kevin is more intimate then a couple kissing lol

I'm probably stating the obvious here but that beard is working for Marc Evan Jackson

@levigriffin5553

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but it bears repeating: that beard is suave as hell, and I wish mine were half as handsome as his.

@barbaracataldo566

2 жыл бұрын

It's pretty impressive, But the man underneath it is working for me.😉

@satwikbardhan3245

2 жыл бұрын

"As hell" Michael and Eleanor disagree

Kevin and Captain dad have the kind of relationship that on paper doesn't seem all that interesting and shouldn't work but seeing them together you can see how they are truly soulmates and the PDA scene always puts a smile on my face

@MPeoples239

10 ай бұрын

It's not surprising considering fact that holt found a white version of himself. Sometimes you have to find someone with similar interests

@The-Rguy

10 ай бұрын

@MPeoples239 That is true. the same thing happened to me

The fact that Kevin doing the clap back is missing, is devasting.

@christyverplank3552

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼 be 👏🏼cause 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 do

@kameswaripentapati9045

2 жыл бұрын

"Raymond do you know how it feels to clap back? Be 👏 cause 👏 I do 👏"

@itsDaedrin

Жыл бұрын

It's inconvenient at best.

7:00 kevin: gives to Jake a can of orange soda from when some other children visited Jake : *IT'S PERFECT* 😀 and drink it in a happy child face It's so cute !

It really is impressive how every Kevin appearance is gold.

Jokes aside jake really is the best detective out there, he takes his job seriously and there’s no case he can’t solve

@syrupofwahoo3059

2 жыл бұрын

NINE NINE!!!!!!!

@BobMarley-tm1st

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Literally NO CASE he cant solve. Not even case 52-ABX-DASH-32QJ remained unsolved.

@buzzinbea

2 жыл бұрын

LOL Boyle is that you?

@ava1dk308

2 жыл бұрын

eh i mean he didn’t solve the one in s7 dillman, charles solved it

@shahad-gc4xo

2 жыл бұрын

@@ava1dk308 I-

"lightly stabbed" killed me the first time i watched it - i couldnt stop laughing for nearly 10 minutes

The brilliance of Captain Holt and Kevin is that they seem like serious ppl so I end up expecting that, and then when it veers off into ridiculous land, I am just so taken by surprise and they do it every single time. It is just such great comedy.

Hopefully Kevin and Holt can renew their vows in season 8

@MikeRiderOOO

2 жыл бұрын

AND THEY DID!

@MarkCalloway

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeRiderOOO let’s not spoil it for others lol

@MikeRiderOOO

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarkCalloway My bad.

"Oh no that's Raymond, that's how he opens a door."

@buzzinbea

2 жыл бұрын

That and the fact that Holt knows how Kevin throws away trash (gently with both hands) is the peak of romance

Chemistry between the actors is just insane

PDA in the office! My oh my!😂

@mymagicisntgivingup5908

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t help myself!

@AdhiPratama

2 жыл бұрын

@@mymagicisntgivingup5908 "Mm.."

Now we need a compilation of him as Shawn from The Good Place

@spamsntea3794

2 жыл бұрын

indeed indeed indeed indeed

@MJFinn

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, even him covering himself with that meatsuit lmao.

Kevin telling the metamorphosis joke and Raymond laughing about it is so wholesome.

but look at kevin’s reaction to holt laughing at his joke 🥲

@anitamasoka

2 жыл бұрын

Fav scene💀

We need more of Kevin in the last season!

Holt and Kevin are hella specific relationship goals

3:02 That is my favorite moment of 99. Kevin just throat punching a mobstor was so badass

“ I hope your day is productive “ “ Thanks Raymond I hope you day is productive too “ 😀😆😂

(Teaches Jake To say “ look Raymond a yellow crested warbler “) (Doesn’t teach him to respond on a call)

I love the "The Mandolin" part and the way Kevin says "say that to my face!" XD

INT: KITCHEN - NIGHT Two well dressed men stand in an appointment bespoke kitchen, preparing a Charcuterie tray. There is a bottle of expensive wine open and breathing. Captain Raymond Holt delicately slices Sweet Breads, while Kevin places a beer stein gently onto the long onyx granite kitchen island, next to the two fine wine glasses. Raymond (looking aghast) "What is THAT?" Kevin then removes from a hiding place, a grocery bag and places a two liter of RC Cola and a large bag of Doritos. Raymond "Dear God, no." Kevin "Raymond, I have a confession to make. I have invited someone to join us on....movie night." Raymond "You're just having me on. This is a ribald jibe at my expense. HA! Very amusing." There is a doorbell chime behind them, the chimes play the opening bars to Hilliard's symphony in third. Raymond stares at Kevin. Kevin unblinking, stares back. Someone is heard knocking at the door and re-pressing the doorbell, starting the chimes all over again. Raymond "You...without consent. Did you even stop at the library for the next boxed set of The Obscurity of Ansessa in the original Akkadian sanskrit sans subtitles?" Kevin "Dearest, it gets worse." Kevin holds up a DVD with a disheveled man on the cover. It is a shabby looking overweight Nicholas Cage, clearly past his prime. The only word on the front is PIG. Raymond "This is insanity. I will not subject myself to any of your Nicholas Coppola Cage shenanigans." Jake Peralta lets himself in and walks right into the kitchen, a big toothy smile on his face. Jake "Hey Dads, dudes, buddies, hey! What's up? OH! Chips!" Jake pops open the bag and begins eating Doritos. Kevin "The referenced pig is a Truffle Hunter. And he's been abducted." Raymond stares at Kevin, Kevin Stares at Raymond, and Jakes smiles ignorantly with Dorito bits in his smile, and looks back and forth at both of them for some moments. No one speaks. This goes on for roughly a full thirty seconds. Raymond "I'm listening."

@kadenwong7299

2 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌💯💯💯 A+, it's a shame you weren't in the writer's room!

@jenniferg5722

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS CANON I CAN PICTURE IT

“I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.” “I am sorry you where STABBED!?!?” “LIGHTLY, stabbed”

I feel like Kevin’s beard should have a separate “best off” video

@esotericopia2854

2 жыл бұрын

it does now

@rameshkumarnandwani8413

11 ай бұрын

Indeed

6:03 Kevin's expression in this part is so loving.

“I’m sorry… you were sTaBbEd?!”

@PolyBiBadger

2 жыл бұрын

“Lightly stabbed, I didn’t want to alarm you.”

4:00 I love that the greatest show of love between Holt and Kevin in public, is a handshake. So hilarious.

"Gotta say, I could have used a little bit more oomph on the whoomp." "That's the oomphiest whoomp you'll get." Beautiful language.

Kevin and Holt are hilarious, adorable, kind, intelligent, well-read and have their delightful unique sense of humor. Best sitcom couple to have ever existed!

I love the father-son dynamic of Jake and Holt 🥰

“Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed”

Kevin is my fav B99 character and he isn't even a main one. He's so perfect for Holt. Best couple!!!

He's such and underrated king☹

"Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning!" Totally using this.

The perfect man for Holt

4:07 yall are hella specific. cant stop grinning xD

"Y'all are hella specific" 🤣🤣

“Oh daym !” - Jake peralta 3:44

“Jake the hero, abs of steel sha la la la”

4:43 should always be on the Kevin best moments Also his convo with Terry and Jake about the next Halloween Heist

I love Kevin’s reaction to holts laugh it’s so cute

Kevin seems to be missing his cocoon

@strider2015

2 жыл бұрын

I can only see Marc as Kevin, so when I watched the good place it was so confusing lol

Aww, you cut the "stabbed" bit before the best part. "Lightly."

“Y’all are hella specific” will ALWAYS be my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣

6:00 is so cute to me. Just a great couple enjoying themselves with a good laugh

We need more Kevin in season 8

@kaileyblaine297

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@manaphy1007

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaileyblaine297 indeed

4:53 this is my ultimate favorite

4:39 captain correli's mandolin

Excuse me but that fact that the clip of Kevin clapping back was not in this video is 👏🏻 un 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 give 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 ble

How could you miss "Do you know how to clap back Raymond? Be 👏 cause 👏 I 👏 do"

"you are losing your money" Always gets me😂

I love their relationship. I love Kevin’s demeanor. Even better watching him as the leader of the bad place in ‘the good place’.

3:15 that was perfect

Kevin is that type of people in your life, being some kind of friends with him is an achievement in your life. Not because it's hard, just because you earned it

I cannot with peraltas "y'all are hella specific" it's so good

6:04 the way he gets excited about Holt loving his joke 🥺

"I wasn't injured I was lightly stabbed" lmao

"Kevin's best moments" Every scene kevin is in

"What?! I told you, the guy's got range!!"

“Peralta here’s an orange soda from when some other children were visiting” is such a classic line

They should have included the moment where Kevin and Jake are looking for Cheddar in the park and Kevin says "Cheddar loves surveillance cameras 😭" 😂😂

5:07 I love Kevin's reaction to this 😂 I much prefer long movies that require thought process

I would've liked to see more of Kevin in the show. He's great. Truthfully not as iconic as Holt, but similarly, a brilliant straight man, who occasionally loses his cool in very comical fashion. (Straight man as in style of acting, personality).

Their form of PDA being a firm handshake will always crack me up 😆😆😆

At 5:48 when Kevin says"It's getting worse" got me crying in laughter 🤣

@gonzaleo

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it is a pig-mailman situation.

I was having a rough day until Andy Samberg said "Y'all are Hella Specific"

My favorite recurring character hands down

"I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed." If I ever get stabbed, when I retell it it will be this.

Yall're hella specific

"lightly stabbed" gets me every time

Jake at 7:34 never ceases to crack me up