"Don't do me like that daddy." Lol 😆😆😆

@abplusatbest1610

4 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart>>>>>Dave Chappelle🚫🧢

@N._99

4 жыл бұрын

0:43

@keithvirgina1020

4 жыл бұрын

IsitwhileIpee 101 u high bro? Dave chappelle is a legend

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

Keith Virgina, no tf, Kevin Hart>>>>>>>Dave Chappelle 🙅‍♂️🧢

Kevin Hart better be careful picking on his kids, by the time they're twelve years old they got to be bigger than him

@sophieleder9855

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA LMAO

@vlogsnstufflikethat

4 жыл бұрын

@@sophieleder9855 his son is 12 XD

@stantonthorne

4 жыл бұрын

Gone need someone to wipe his ass when he old 😁 raise your kids right

@DankMemeTeacher

4 жыл бұрын

oh shit LMFAO

@arnavagyeya3097

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Taking your kids phone is the worst thing you can do" Also Kevin: Chokes his kid

@adamseward3567

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined Homer Simpson choking Bart when he said that, which made me laugh harder

@jamiedonsmath

3 жыл бұрын

He means for the kids reaction

@hunniii2356

3 жыл бұрын

He meant for a child cuz if u take my phone I'll react but even if u hit me....I'll still have my phone and that's ok

@JackTalyorD

2 жыл бұрын

I take a beating from my father any day over what my mother would come up with. White rice, milk, and steam veg Everyday day for a mouth...... no salt no flavour just plain ass food. Even got the teacher involved food allergies could not even steal my friend P.BandJ she was that go. Mind you I was only 7-8 so finding getting other foods was not really in my wheelhouse at that time. That my friends is touter. Wake up in the morning rice veg milk Go to school Rice veg milk Get home dinner Rice veg milk. U want to know why, I talked back "Finish your dinner there is staving children in Africa' "I whish I was one of those duckers then I wouldn't have to eat this" And so began a very long mouth of rice veg milk.

@shihoblade

2 жыл бұрын

Give me a good ass whooping anyday but dont touch my damn phone. Thats cruel and unusual.

“Give me the code before I kick you in the back” got me fucking DEAD 😂

@Zerjr1

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zerophantomyt433

2 жыл бұрын

"Boy put the code in before I punch you in the fucking throat"

@kristyeiler6685

3 ай бұрын

Kevin was a savage

“Come on daddy don’t do me like that”😂😂😂

@lwazisikhakhane7664

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay dat one got me too🤣🤣🤣

@torystemsley3435

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kaister901

3 жыл бұрын

Or rather....." Come on daddy...do me like that" if you know what I mean.

@mangot9053

3 жыл бұрын

kaister901 there are some weird people on the internet

@annariverade5381

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart better be careful picking on his kids, by the time they're twelve years old they got to be bigger than him

So basically Kevin hart is Homer Simpson at home

@donnellbrown4575

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@peluchinpower

4 жыл бұрын

No , just a nice marketing skill he has , he knows allllll people watch the Simpson he is going to speak about being like the Simpsons with out actually saying he is a Simpson

@Serenity-jm2pv

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😅

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart>>>>>>>>Dave Chappelle 🙅‍♂️🧢

@donnellbrown4575

4 жыл бұрын

@@papichorizo146 yea I ain't going that far

1:49 the second you do this it physically feels like you've chosen the wrong dialogue option in a video game

@JJ-mi6sy

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Epix8476

2 жыл бұрын

Very underrated

@imAbsolutelyStrange

Жыл бұрын

Very much underrated

@ZK-ib2wp

Жыл бұрын

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

@john-thomastyler2890

3 күн бұрын

First game that comes to mind is fallout😂😂😂

2:28 That *Oh* was really felt

Kevin Hart gets a good workout in in his specials too.

@darrylthompson7509

4 жыл бұрын

Im saying. It's an HR of cardio for him.

@erinadams2298

4 жыл бұрын

Ivan123 Lol true! 😂

@ronald8664

4 жыл бұрын

Guys under 6 feet be like..

@RussianBear42069

4 жыл бұрын

Ronald what does height have to do with anything?

@nadeemkhan8591

4 жыл бұрын

@@RussianBear42069 apparently guys above 6 ft who make statements like that have their height as a greatest accomplishment.

He gonna have to apologize for this one in 2045

@falidisu2139

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@quensij4198

4 жыл бұрын

Why should he?

@theoptimizefreak9632

4 жыл бұрын

Chakra I agree 100% with you, fucking tired of these dramatic people in this world. Social media sensitivity is stupid , people want to cancel people acting like they never did nothing bad or say nothing bad themselves

@Reicha

4 жыл бұрын

That's too late. He should apologise NOW. Child abuse isn't funny, and the US is one of few developed countries that still think it's fine to beat a small and impressionable human being because you're frustrated with them. Something that's inexcusable to do with another *adult*.

@hr8097

4 жыл бұрын

Reicha ❄️ ❄️

Imagine having the talent and confidence to stand up in front of this many people!

@DirtyChi

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the confidence to “joke” about abuse? Its all jokes and fun until your the person getting choked unconscious by your own father~ When you joke about stuff like that, people start assuming its okay to laugh at abuse~ When they start assuming, thats when people get bolder~ What is he gonna joke about how he battered his wife like a nerf toy too? Next he can also start joking about even more violent things he dreams up as long as he says they are “jokes”

@rahulxdagar

2 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyChi dude 90% of the shit he just said didn’t go like that. Comedians make up stuff or atleast exaggerate to make it funny.

@atomskreborn5740

2 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyChi lol you’re so soft. it’s a joke i doubt it actually happened. obviously his relationship with his son is fine

@ghostface9702

2 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyChi Stfu. This story probably isn’t even true. Well some of it might but I highly doubt that he actually fucking choked him.

@Jnation_346

2 жыл бұрын

Lifetime: Abusing kids. Parents: That’s just a daily ass whoopen warm up

2:02 when your little cousin/brother touches your PC

imagine being in the crowd looking at the back of kevin’s head while he’s talking

@strangerakerman4931

4 жыл бұрын

and you paid

@marcuss5089

4 жыл бұрын

stranger akerman trueeee👏🏽

@confus.d

4 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing

@krishbedi6410

4 жыл бұрын

if i wanted to see it on a big screen i would have seen it in my home on my tv

@marcuss5089

4 жыл бұрын

krish bedi damn theres some real good clap backs in this reply section

Not gonna lie, that aint a bad code for a PIN, but a terrible password.

@dis3l1efidk50

4 жыл бұрын

Tru

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

josh james, damn das crazy and all but....I don't remember asking

@UberCritic

3 жыл бұрын

I use it for my phone pin actually lol but I use 3858. Fuk U

@Yu-ub6gp

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshjames1879 You don't get the truth about death until you die, and you don't get the truth of being alive unless you are born.

@youssefalaskari7578

3 жыл бұрын

papichorizo 1 thats crazy but he wasent talking to you

0:40 CMON DADDY DONT DO ME LIKE DAT 😂😂

2:20 his son needs an Oscar

( stops choking him ) Kevin: "I almost lost you today"

@RabiaaHQ

4 жыл бұрын

“What? The fuck does that mean man?”

@geoffreyokrongly916

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Cruz I think it is like shoving someone near a cliff then grabbing them back just to say, “I saved your life”.

@lockedinlay8602

4 жыл бұрын

@@RabiaaHQ from one of his old stand ups

@RabiaaHQ

4 жыл бұрын

45cs Entertainment notice the “”, I’m quotting Kevin Hart because I remembered that part

@LaLabutterfly

4 жыл бұрын

Geoffrey Okrongly 😂😂😂

A better title: Homer simpson talking about his relationship with bart

@Samantha517

4 жыл бұрын

Right? 🤣

@lisa-qu2kj

3 жыл бұрын

best comment

@darlamurillo4546

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought lol

@matthewbartlett3442

3 жыл бұрын

Why you little-

@lethalcheese

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewbartlett3442 AGH-

C'mon Daddy, don't do me like that dance😂😂😂

The fact that this man had a life threatening accident just a few years ago and now came back even stronger is amazing and inspirational.

@themikewholaughs

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thank goodness he was in his car seat

this man always make me laugh always, he don't disappoint

@IAMDELIUS

4 жыл бұрын

Bro wtf is wrong with you?

@IAMDELIUS

4 жыл бұрын

He's horrible

@BmoreAce24

4 жыл бұрын

@@IAMDELIUS did you really click on a Kevin Hart video just to talk shit? Bruh the hate is real😂😂

@aidne9487

4 жыл бұрын

Shockheadd45 Kevin Hart is so far from funny

@BmoreAce24

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidne9487 stop being a troll

“I’ll get you a turtle neck so I don’t look like a violent father” great joke. Great joke

@treeladder5338

4 жыл бұрын

Is the story real or fake?

@a.mp.m7340

4 жыл бұрын

I know I laughed when he was saying it.

@kkiller1438

4 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm?

@treeladder5338

4 жыл бұрын

@@kkiller1438 that bit was a joke .....but if he actually chocked a 10 year old that's not okay

@activelifetransformation8414

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 you guys grow up. It's a joke

2:43why is he laughing like that😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@lifeiscats1337

Жыл бұрын

He’s literally vibrating as if a baby xenomorph is about jump out of his chest lmao 😂

1:55 I ain't seeing kevin hart boi, I'm literally seeing him as his cartoon rabbit character - buck tooth and rabbit ears all over, and white! 😂😂😂

Taking a child's phone away is such a mild punishment by Asian standards

@terseandtiny1746

4 жыл бұрын

By any standard. I wish a phone being taken was all I got as a kid.

@12shulax

4 жыл бұрын

I am a teacher... here in S. Korea.. I've seen 2nd grade kids have full breakdowns when I have to take their phones away... like rolling around on the floor screaming its bad : /

@shinsama3373

4 жыл бұрын

@F7 G1 I believe it 🤣

@Th3Shrike

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly the world is going to be so screwed when my generation takes over

@jenniegirl2295

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo right? My Korean parents would take my phone and computer, and make me kneel on rice grains and hold my arms up for hoursssss.

Odd timing for a "I can't breathe" joke haha. wp netflix.

@klodiimeri8399

4 жыл бұрын

Plss subscribe

@thinkdifferent9185

4 жыл бұрын

@@klodiimeri8399 Done. GL.

@klodiimeri8399

4 жыл бұрын

@@thinkdifferent9185 thnx bro

@aniketmaher-mabie5201

4 жыл бұрын

no shit!!

@VikingWolf84

4 жыл бұрын

😂

1:36 best part

2:05 Kevin and his son literally turned into Homer and bart 💀

Jokes aside, mad props to how far Kevin Hart has gotten. Imagine having that many people willing to pay to watch you crack jokes live. I've never seen that many people in attendance for a stand up comedy show. Respect

@Krotas_DeityofConflicts

Жыл бұрын

You probably have seen little. This is nothing special to Russel Peter's prime (even tho i dnt like him that much)

@dakmycat3688

10 ай бұрын

Not that many people will get that crack head joke. 🤣😂

The last guy who laughed looks like jonah hill

@MrIluxion

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too

@jonahwebster9338

4 жыл бұрын

Ya I know who Jonah hill is lol

@MrSixFou

4 жыл бұрын

You didn't have to specify the movie 😂

@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I think Jonah hill been around long enough that we don't need a movie for reference

@iSaac-kp5lk

4 жыл бұрын

No i think its jonah hill from 22 Jump Street...🤔

0:51 "take my leg instead" ✊🏾😭me whenever my mom threatens to take my phone😪

0:42 that's cracked me up 😂

Communism

@SteveJobzz

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus is watching

@PBM24

4 жыл бұрын

Oaki lmaoooooo 💀💀💀

@setsumikokonoe4814

4 жыл бұрын

Agree, I know it's a joke but any parent who try to invade their kids privacy to that level deserves a 'fuck you'. It's dehumanizing.

@t4yyib_iq

4 жыл бұрын

@@setsumikokonoe4814 not really

@setsumikokonoe4814

4 жыл бұрын

@@t4yyib_iq It is though, if your kid really can not be trusted with some basic privacy they shouldn't be having a phone. Children are people, not posessions.

Lol 😂 if someone chokes Kevin the other guy will die first of laughing hard for that scream instead of Kevin

@geoffreyokrongly916

4 жыл бұрын

If you can scream, you can breathe.

@anshoswal8434

4 жыл бұрын

Geoffrey Okrongly if you can scream slowly, you can breathe slowly

THE WAY HE MOVED HIS LEGS 😭😭😭😭☠️☠️0:47

Come on daddy don’t do me like that got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂😂

Kevin Hart: "I started chokin' my son REAL GOOD!" Audience: "Haha, child abuse 😂"

@Karan-Aujla

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart: Jokes Gromace: Let's ruin this

@Gomace

4 жыл бұрын

@@Karan-Aujla Honestly, I'm surprised jokes like this are still told, I thought everything nowadays was political etc. Good we can still see the difference between comedy jokes and real life :)

@karar7796

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gomace Except there's a bunch of people in this very comment section explaining why child abuse is acceptable & "builds character". So it's pretty clear that actually, people can't "see the difference", and jokes like this normalize abuse.

@gcg8187

3 жыл бұрын

@@karar7796 exactly. Jokes like this normalize abuse, look at how ppl are taking it

@charlottecarlos4124

3 жыл бұрын

This shit is making me laugh The point of jokes are a form of entertainment. It's even literature for me. A form of verbal art. Cause it's word play. Irony. Puns. Even some allusions here and there. The thing I've noticed about jokes that it can turn something so horrendous or dark and make it a humorous light topic. Like a comic relief we see in action movies. They're not to be meant to be taken seriously. Take deadpool for example. Jokes not suitable for kids but still funny.

“Don’t do me like that daddy” 😂🤣🤣

"What the fuck you say to me?!?" made laugh so damn hard

The “Cmon daddy don’t do me like that” dance 😂😂😂

I used to do that with the house wifi password. They ask me "what's the password?" I say "IWONTTELL" haha..

@deadastrophysicist3452

4 жыл бұрын

LoL mine is getyourownwifi

@LouisVuitton1

4 жыл бұрын

Let's leave is my wifi password

@mercurial1025

4 жыл бұрын

haha really cool guys lolololol

@Magere-Kwark

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is idontknow

@travisscott657

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is abcd1234

I went to see him live for this. A fight broke out in the front row and he made fun of them. 😂😂

@tellyboo2455

Жыл бұрын

Ikyl 😂

"CoMe oN DadDy dOnT dO me like DaT

"Imma kill him" gets me every time!

I dont get why people say kevin hart is not funny he has done more and get more laughs than most comedians in years

@TheBorwig

4 жыл бұрын

His stand up is funny but his movies are not

@el7284

4 жыл бұрын

Coming from Michael McIntyre, he's amusing but not "I can't breathe" funny

@papichorizo146

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart>>>>>>Dave Chappelle🙅‍♂️🧢

@analopes312

4 жыл бұрын

@@papichorizo146 such a controversial statement.

@ty-qo5ji

4 жыл бұрын

Ashvin Vaidyanathan they r a good duo tho

Kevin Hart is a good storyteller, which makes his art captivating. 👍🙌

CoMmOn DaDdy DoN't Do Me LiKe ThAt 😂😂 Had me dying 😂💀

0:34 HE CALLED HIS OWN SON A CRACKHEAD 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃

@ZK-ib2wp

Жыл бұрын

Phones are addictive man, especially social media. Gotta be careful.

“He couldn’t breath” Kevin making predictions

@2clipp

4 жыл бұрын

You just had to say that lol

0:42 Just something for me to laugh to

2:07 And people complain about losing their phone being child abuse

Idk why ppl be saying he’s not funny, personally I think he’s hilarious!

@ttcameron6390

2 жыл бұрын

Comedy is subjective if you like it that’s all that matters

As long as my parents still live not knowing the bookmarks bar exists and doesn't check my gallery I'm safe lmao

200 thousand cops just punched the air! Because.. 10 million kids just changed the code on their phone...

@MrTuubster

4 жыл бұрын

But choking a dude is going to be the way forward to get those codes....

@volcryndarkstar3283

3 жыл бұрын

@Fire Cuts Stop promoting your channel in the comments.

The code is fu-k you had me crackin😂

2:28 I lost it 🤣🤣

I need a katt Williams standup special Netflix... pay this man.

I live Kevin hart's voice and the way, with the energy he speaks

1:47 *“It'S aBoUt To Go DoWn”*

2:12 wtf you say to me 😂 his hand gestures

Heres a joke: 2020

@Winteramen

4 жыл бұрын

That's not comedy, that's tragedy

@terseandtiny1746

4 жыл бұрын

Oh and it's an epic joke that just keeps building upon itself.

@berrex5152

4 жыл бұрын

what about it is a joke.. its pretty real

@dax7574

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know what kind of jokes you tell but stay away from my family.

@abdoukribaa

4 жыл бұрын

2020 ain't the joke man. It's the audience and it's laughing at all of us and our plans for it...

I was laughing until ‘He couldn’t breathe’ 😭

"He couldn't breath he- Aaahhh Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Part destroyed me 😂😂😂

i love how he makes his voice deeper playing as the dad when hes the dad lmao

I like the man, but this stadium sh*t doesn’t make any sense to me. It steals the comedic vibes and reactions a theatre/club show can give. Anyway, Kevin is huge on whatever stage he’s on.

@patrick05020

4 жыл бұрын

He sells so much they gotta put him in a stadium

@Nachovaibs

4 жыл бұрын

that's he calls himself "comedy rockstar" cause he wanted to perform like a pop artist

@GGman2019

4 жыл бұрын

patrick05020 he can choose to keep it small he just want that $ which is nothing wrong with that either

@geoffreyokrongly916

4 жыл бұрын

Stadiums hold more people.

@moosgaming6628

4 жыл бұрын

Now you See me you are still resorting to jokes about other people’s mothers? What are 7?

He couldnt breath. killed the vibe. 2:14

@SmashingCapital

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

2:12 THE DELIVERY HAHAHAHAHAHA

All jokes aside, don’t beat your kids

"Come on daddy don't do me like that" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He had me dead

i love how he casually told the audience that he almost killed his son

Bruh the “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH”!after his son yelled fuck you had me weak af! I instantly thought about “ it’s about 2 go down “ 🤣🤣

I had this phone experience with my 14 year old daughter less than month ago and she definitely changed persona right in front of me and she tried to get brave too 😂😂

He puts more energy in his performances than me in life

One of the reasons why Kevin has had a lot of fans is that he avoids politics. He uses family joke to unit every one from every background.

Bruh that ‘take my leg’ statement is so true. My mum was taking my phone and I told her she could kick me out of the house but to give me my phone 😂😂

"Take my leg instead"🤣

It never gets old

“Take my leg instead” 😭😭

"come on daddy don't do me like that" 🤣🤣

Kevin Hart: so I attacked my child Crowd: HAHAHAHA

@BuddhaBoiBrett

4 жыл бұрын

Alright chill bud, if your son says "fuck you" he deserves at least a punch. You cant teach them discipline otherwise and they will become spoilt and egotistical

@thatwouldbeme

4 жыл бұрын

@@BuddhaBoiBrett punching a kid won't make them polite and kind, it'll make them scared and resentful.

@jennynguyen9068

3 жыл бұрын

@@BuddhaBoiBrett There are non-physical ways to discipline your child. I feel sorry for you because of your mindset.

He’s openly talking about child abuse in his comedy but Netflix takes down episodes of always sunny because there is a debate on the use of black face. Makes sense.

@Lowtiergecko

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@cameraman1265

3 жыл бұрын

Child abuse??

@Lowtiergecko

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameraman1265 kevin hart told his audience that he threatened his son

@dsf8497

3 жыл бұрын

MilesCam strangling a child is child abuse

@zakvillarreal8236

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I love always sunny but deadass they 2 or 3 times they did blackface it was pretty blatant lol. Like they made sure to make it obvious and in your face. Still funny though.

Hey big bro could you..... 0:16 DON’T YOU FUCKIN ASK ME

Where I’m from, taking away a phone ain’t even on the list of punishments. U just start catching that belt and pray u’ll see tomorrow 😂

Kevin silly 😂😂

“All I heard was F-U” Me: 😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂

This man cured my depression 😂

@rakshithm7504

Жыл бұрын

Where is full episode @?

@cyncmoore

6 ай бұрын

Netflix Hart Irresponsible

That's a good code Me: I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha i love how they all laughing about kevin hart strangling his child ha ha this ain't a joke ya'll

@naouelkabri7535

3 жыл бұрын

Don't dramatize things

@shayMint7795

3 жыл бұрын

@@naouelkabri7535 Unless it's something to overexaggerate. 😂😂 no caps I just thought it was funny

@naouelkabri7535

3 жыл бұрын

@@shayMint7795 hhhh , i think he just trying to make the situation funny , not that he literally strangled him 🤣🤣

@shayMint7795

3 жыл бұрын

@@naouelkabri7535 heheh yea probably, it worked 😂😭🤣

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up fool

1:24 He was brave at first I think he actually meant "Fuck You" and its his password so he can get away with it.

Don’t do me like that daddy😂🤣🤣🤣

"CMon DaDdY DoNt dO mE LiKe tHAt" I died 🤣

He's really hilarious 😂 😂

Just realised that Kevin Hart is 2cm shorter then me. If though he's richer and more famous then I'll ever be. *I feel powerful*

@ty-qo5ji

4 жыл бұрын

If he stands on his money he’ll probably be taller than all of us 😔

@kardiaclark8111

3 жыл бұрын

Don't.... You're not

@chromitehertz9016

3 жыл бұрын

powerful as fuck hell yeah

I like his parenting style - OLD SCHOOL

Kevin is just my favourite dude man "What the FUCK you just say to meee"

Kevin: "Taking a child's phone away is detrimental to a parent." My Mom: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that"

I love how you only realised how small he is, when his chair is in the shot.

take my leg instead 😂😂😂

1:50 me when mr hankey comes on screen in South Park