As an Aussie, I dont know why I get such strange satisfaction listening to tourists be scared of our animals.

@Sasidelayed

2 жыл бұрын

Is this true? Are wild animals live together with people in the cities, town? It can be seen everywhere

@scottbrandts610

2 жыл бұрын

With ya, mate!

@wahahabuh

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sasidelayed there are kangaroos roaming around in my area on a regular basis. But I'm around 30km from city centre. Not city by our standards, but maybe counted as city by other people's standards

@LibiB26

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sasidelayed in the big cities like Melbourne and Sydney there is no kangaroo unless you go to a sanctuary. But in the outer suburbs and regional areas you may see some kangaroos. But the most dangerous wildlife live in rural areas.

@efisgpr

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

'I worked with a Kangaroo once'...😅

@NesrocksGamingVideos

2 жыл бұрын

You did? Where? Chuck E Cheese? Quiznos?

@rejmasi5665

2 жыл бұрын

I worked with a 30 ft python as a job... working with a kangaroo sounds so much more unbelievable and dangerous lol.

@jasonjones3694

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bellabana

2 жыл бұрын

If he boxed with a kangaroo then it would’ve been animal cruelty and wouldn’t be allowed today, especially in Australia as it’s against the law. It’s no different from making animals like bears, tigers, elephants perform so-called ‘tricks’ for the publics amusement.

@Raida7

2 жыл бұрын

@@bellabana correct, I recall Jay Leno telling a story of how he'd been quickly beaten by a 'boxing kangaroo' when he was young - when it was still legal to put gloves on a big red and sell tickets to fight it in a cage.

"The most poisonous snake in the universe is probably back there." "Why are we here!?" 😂😂

@TheAutumnWind_RN4L

4 ай бұрын

Lol, right

Fun fact: there's a Peppa Pig episode about her overcoming her fears of spiders. This episode was banned in Australia because they need the kids to be afraid of their fricking deadly spiders.

@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486

2 жыл бұрын

What episode was that? If it was banned in Australia I probably haven’t seen it lol

@pla6454

2 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie this is hilarious.

@carlosfer2201

2 жыл бұрын

@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 I believe it's called "Mister skinny legs"

@i_asked_

2 жыл бұрын

In that case spiderman should also be banned in Australia coz when i was 10 i was searching it everywhere just to get that bite

@bilalc4415

2 жыл бұрын

@@i_asked_ “I mean there’s only the upside. What could go wrong?” Lol

I love it when Andy shares his stories, they're always perfect supplements to the guest stories

@jarrodshipard

2 жыл бұрын

Andy was right about Roos tearing your balls off, that's why their nuts retract into their body when fighting.

@wahahabuh

2 жыл бұрын

Andy is quality, not quantity

@naughtyskywalker9292

2 жыл бұрын

*Andy and the Quiznos Kangaroo co-worker.*

@viewezlalan7650

2 жыл бұрын

His comedic timing is impeccable. Rarely interrupts but when he does its hilarious

@jacquiepinel2620

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I'm an Aussie and laughed the whole way through this. I love telling people from overseas about our 'drop bears' and freaking them out.

@unaswimothuti

2 жыл бұрын

Your what bears? What are those :D

@JohnJ469

2 жыл бұрын

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears. It's a sort of carnivorous Koala. They get their name from the way they attack, sitting on a branch and dropping onto their victim. One reason Aussies love our Vegemite is because it's a great Drop Bear repellent. Smearing Vegemite on the face and back of the neck prevents Drop Bear attacks, they hate the smell of the stuff.

@Hunny1au

2 жыл бұрын

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears lol. It's a made up joke to scare tourists and poke fun. As an Aussie I can officially tell you that drop bears don't exist hehe.

@lindab424

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hunny1au Spoil sport lol

@jarrodgriffin6705

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hunny1au why spread such dangerous lies?

From every aussie watching this.... THEY ARE NOT BLOODY BEARS!!! it's a koala... not a bear. 😂😂

@Pip-ti9xp

2 жыл бұрын

Drops bears are bears😂

@Yk3d05bm

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree, its #cringworthy.

@morning_latte

2 жыл бұрын

YES!! OMG driving me nuts! JUST Koala, NOT bear!

@aussiebloke8781

2 жыл бұрын

Bears are Mammals, Koalas are Marsupials.

@Westside19th

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pip-ti9xp he said koala

As an Aussie and nearing 60, yep, everything he said is true, we just learn to live with it all and get on with it. Nothing kills us.

@matthewmangum6320

2 жыл бұрын

Quokka?

@totalcontrol4205

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmangum6320 cute little things that can't decide if they're a rat or a kangaroo. Never actually seen one, just pictures.

@mrmagoo4134

2 жыл бұрын

Only tourists

@jamievivian1843

2 жыл бұрын

What about the drop bears?

@ellen3131

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamievivian1843 Just put some toothpaste behind your ears, you'll be fine.

"I know you don't like me to talk about this but I have been on other tv shows!"😂

Kevin is not lying, he freaked out over a butterfly when doing an interview with the Rock... Look it up... Funny.

@leeannsampson6050

2 жыл бұрын

Australia even has grass that can kill you. The blades of this type of grass cut through the skin and have poisonous toxins that enters your bloodstream.

@felixdom9693

3 ай бұрын

Nah he freaking out to all animal he's weird scaredy cat

@RinRu-tt8hw

3 ай бұрын

To be fair Australia does have acid spitting caterpillars, which turn into butterflies later so... he wasn't that far off

Kevin Hart can talk about anything and make me laugh...reminds of a dear old friend. Thank you Mr. Hart for keeping me laughing. You're good people.

@johnsonzhang7315

2 жыл бұрын

Why does he make you laugh

@omarradwan4418

2 жыл бұрын

Is it the stories that he tells or his delivery that make you laugh?

@johnsonzhang7315

2 жыл бұрын

@@omarradwan4418 delivery

@bfmvpwd

Жыл бұрын

@@omarradwan4418 why does it matter? He makes him laugh who cares why the guy is funny. Fk I hate people on the internet

@kurtsudheim825

Жыл бұрын

Really, he's an immature child! his whole speel is that he's bouncing around, give him ritalin & you'll see how funny he actually is

Fun fact: The Brown Snake is actually the 2nd most venomous in the universe. The title of the most venomous in the universe actually belongs to the Inland Taipan, also known as the Fierce Snake; also from Australia xDD

@jimcanterak7349

2 жыл бұрын

Universe? How do you know?

@carlosfer2201

2 жыл бұрын

so what's the ranking for the black Mamba?

@sessi0000

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimcanterak7349 Kevin Hart said 'in the universe' - i'm just going along with it.

@sessi0000

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosfer2201 The inland taipan is considered the most venomous snake in the world as it has the most potent venom of all. The Black Mamba is considered the most 'deadliest'.

@Luthanor1

2 жыл бұрын

Saw a kookaburra killing a small brown snake by smashing it on a metal sign in NSW before eating it, thought that’s was pretty amazing haha

I always love hearing people talk about our Australian animals 😂👏🏻

@shazam1334

2 жыл бұрын

Ello there maite

@ashirbad3299

2 жыл бұрын

G'Day

@aduhaneh1057

2 жыл бұрын

are they really dangerous or he just playing? most animals are dangerous tho

@Efemral

2 жыл бұрын

@@aduhaneh1057 I've had plenty of red backs around my house, they've never bothered me. Easy to avoid brown snakes. I"d be more scared of grizzly bears!

@Rambutan.

2 жыл бұрын

@@aduhaneh1057 They're dangerous yeah, but it depends where you are and what you're doing if you're going to get yourself in a spot of trouble. In suburban areas they're not often around. But if you're in the country, rainforest or beach, yeah you need to make decisions and keep your eyes sharp or you can get into some trouble. I'm from the north east, live in the rainforest/beach and worked in the country on farms and mines. For the most part you just have to either avoid their territory, or if you have to do it you have to figure out how to be really careful. And know what to do if it goes wrong. For example, there are few croc attacks even though salties are the most aggressive, purely because most people don't put themselves too close to their territory. I swim at certain beaches, not too close to river mouths, never in the rivers nearer the ocean. If you're going into the mangroves at night, you take a really strong torch so you can see the crocs eyes and get away if they're there. Don't walk too close when they're sunning themselves on the beach in the morning. The best thing to do for snakes and spiders is to walk slowly and look hard, and be careful if you pick up anything. It's pretty common to have spiders and snakes in the house depending where you live, and it's usually not a problem if you are careful about removing them, but sometimes you can get unlucky. The snakes and spiders aren't trying to kill you, if they do attack it's because they're scared or think they're being attacked usually. Cassowaries is self-defense. Crocs and sharks, well what do you expect.

“You don’t really know it’s there but if it bites you, it’s over.” 💀💀 ROFL.

@Maxyshadow

3 ай бұрын

😂

@Kayenne54

3 ай бұрын

Poor guy didn't know, but there's an ant which has killed more people than the red back spider. In fact, most Aussies don't know that. Jumping jack ant, it's called in some places.

Wildlife experts love telling you at the last minute which areas the most deadly animal/insect are most common in 😂

I lived in Australia and Kevin is absolutely right. I always wonder how the Aussies are so chilled about it while I'm freaking out every time I go to toilet thinking there'll be a red back under the toilet seat.

@sessi0000

2 жыл бұрын

we're tough fuckers.

@cutehugo

2 жыл бұрын

We Aussies grow up knowing red back spiders have a very distinctive web and you get to learn where they might be.

@LankyMofo

2 жыл бұрын

We’ve come to accept death is inevitable, so why stress the little things?

@marccrockett7645

2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel better I've lived in Aus my whole life and check under the toilet seat, although I do it because I had a spider crawl up my leg late primary school (was probably harmless but I freaked out). Worst is when a huntsman randomly decides your clothes is a good home and you don't notice until you're putting it on/ have already put it on. They aren't deadly though. Also bites from redbacks aren't guaranteed death, had a mate at work who got bit, was paralyzed for a few hours and extremely sick but he was still back at work the next day (dude is a massive Maori built like a tank though). Think white tips or something are the scary ones, think it's their bites that dissolve your flesh and leave nasty craters+ skin deformation.

@adamlorentz8569

2 жыл бұрын

@@LankyMofo I wouldn't call getting bit by a spider and dying a "little thing" lol. And some of us want to live for a while if we can help it, there's a thing called caution that Aussies just can't wrap their head around

Conan should do a special interview with Bill Burr and Kevin Hart together, with Andy on the side giving gold one liners.

@thepolygator3628

2 жыл бұрын

worst combination ever. bill burr is a actual genius while kevin hart is just mainstream with humour that fits average people. bill burr would pick kevin apart and you cant change my mind about that

@Sunny.27

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepolygator3628 That's the whole point bruh. XD.

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

2 жыл бұрын

Umm...how bout scrap the Kevin Hart part of that, and just have Bill Burr alone? Adding Hart to Burr is like pouring milk into a glass of whiskey. Just...why?!

@calisongbird

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid what a weird and random analogy… 😂 But you’re not wrong.

@g-urts5518

2 жыл бұрын

All of you realize conan retired right?

As someone living in a large city in Australia, there really isn't anything to be afraid of. Most of the scary stuff is in the outback. On the other hand USA seems much scarier to me. Like the countless videos I've seen of bears just roaming the streets and people's backyards seems much more alarming.

@bornfree9438

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I've lived both rural & outback...most of the animals that'll kill you stay away from you. The US seems a much riskier proposition with their bears and cougars etc

@pensiveboogie

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. North America has big bears and mountain lions. We don’t have creatures that attack and eat their victims. Our snakes are generally timid and unless cornered or provoked, are likely to avoid you. But if you walk in bushland wear stout boots and be on the lookout, but don’t let it ruin your walk. Our most feared spider, the funnel-web, is found in and around Sydney. Finally avoid swimming in tropical beaches in summer. Crocodiles, and Box and Irukanji jellyfish are abundant after summer monsoonal rains wash them from rivers into the ocean

@sirnato5218

2 жыл бұрын

yep, agree with that sentiment too. I grew up rural, and the only thing im really scared of, even though ive seen them a lot, are snakes. Get em when they're not cornered and they'll just bugger off, but I had one incident where there were lots of people on Christmas day and it had nowhere to go. Luckily ol farmer Grandma had the shovel and there's still a bit of a hole in our backyard where that snake was. Bears (and I've seen vids of scary moose too) scare me far more.

@oliviagrahammake-upservice7480

2 жыл бұрын

Aussie snakes are far worse than bears.

@davidhanifin2692

2 жыл бұрын

Or the guns in the USA WTF...

No surprise there, kev is almost scared of everything 😂😂🤣🤣

@remnant24

2 жыл бұрын

Almost scared? So the rest is things he's entirely scared of, or not at all?

@judahallen6576

2 жыл бұрын

@@remnant24 just saying he's practically scared of everything, u looking some kind of argument or something?

@CaseyCharles

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart : Weaknesses - Australian Wildlife

@ronmartin4212

2 жыл бұрын

You'd be scared down there,too!!!You think snails are harmless?!!!!!!?Down there,think again.Theres one type that is venomous.Enough said.

@remnant24

2 жыл бұрын

@@judahallen6576 No, just wondering what it means to be almost scared or practically scared. Because linguistically, they mean he's not scared.

True story: Went to an Australian zoo, saw some venomous snakes. In the zoo, there's a rest area with a sign - "beware of snakes". Asking in a nearby ice cream hut, came to know a Eastern Brown (2nd most venomous snake in the world) was spotted near the rest area - but not caught since the resident snake catcher is on vacation. The zoo was built in their grounds after all. So you go to the zoo to see caged snakes and free snakes both! And the snake outside is more venomous than the snakes inside. Lovely zoo though.

@munchkins123sassine4

2 жыл бұрын

😂 the irony!

@DJRJAU

2 жыл бұрын

The snakes behind the glass are there for their own protection...

@lesilebari7266

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJRJAU 😂😂😂

@Kalani_Saiko

Жыл бұрын

@@terkukurpikat I have a similar story, lived in a tiny town so we would often have snakes around but this one time while we were playing at the park, one of the other kids spotted what appeared to be a dead eastern brown snake on the road and when I tell you this snake was stretched across the entire bitumen road, I am not kidding. After a while we decided to head back home and this absolute monster of a snake starts slithering away scaring the heck out of us as we walked past the intersection.

@greywolf958

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Love the way you wrote this.

His reactions are so ridiculously funny. That Australian morning show and the Tonight Show with one of the Irwin kids leave me crying as I laugh so hard

@hardy2175

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and are you aware how Irwin dad died?

@roygeorge5364

2 жыл бұрын

@@hardy2175 of course we are aware how he died, he's a national legend down here. What's your point?

@ashley12992

2 жыл бұрын

@@hardy2175 Why did you even feel the need to ask this

@Kalani_Saiko

Жыл бұрын

@@hardy2175 Firstly it's Steve Irwin, secondly, of course everyone knows how he died, he is literally a legend.

Love that Kevin Hart was the zoologist in Jumanji 😂😂😂

@johnconway9882

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pWubvLmYmZzKe8o.html

Every time he says “what?” It gets me 😂😂😂

Kev always been scared of the wildlife lol

@sada0101

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, all humans are afraid of death.

@gk2370

2 жыл бұрын

It makes me wonder why he even got a role in Jumanji movie in the first place

@SilverJackLeg

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think he explained that one time, when he said that he wasn't afraid before, because he had nothing to lose. But now he has a family, he has achieved success professionally, got into money - it's only logical to think "yeah, it would be a shame to die NOW, you know".

@chinoparatodo

2 жыл бұрын

dolphin ostrich and now kangaroo

it's such a weird concept growing up as an australian and remembering that in some places, the wildlife isn't completely deadly.

@Kayenne54

3 ай бұрын

Yes...but...We can at least approach some critters, like the porcupine or ....well...if you're game, any critter, and not get rabies.

Andy just casually drops "I worked with a kangaroo once" like that doesn't need further explanation!

I would remortgage my house to pay to see kevin and a huntsman spider in one room.

The size disparity between these 2 is hilarious.

as an Aussie, I can confirm that is how we'd describe a danger. "Yeah no dont' worry the [animal] will only bite you if you disturb it, they hide under the leaves on footpaths. Don't worry, nobody has *died* from a bite in years we have anti venom cos it's so dangerous. Want to go for a walk?"

@wannabedal-adx458

2 жыл бұрын

I can see you don't work for the tourism bureau!!! 🤣

@fionamackie3357

2 жыл бұрын

@@wannabedal-adx458 our tourism bureau has their own ads🤣 kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4J5x9NuoarOaKw.html

@DEVILTAZ35

2 жыл бұрын

Then if they do get bitten run like hell as most places don't have anti venom on hand in reality lol

I love how Andy confessed about his job experience! Must not have mentioned during his interview or audition. 😂

Kevin Hart had obviously listened to his hosts here in Australia , because he quoted quite clearly what each of our so called nasty animals can do if you cross them , having spent 56 years on this planet and all of them in this wonderful country i am still standing , yes ive seen everyone of these animals but haven't had to run for my life .He is an absolute professional comedian and can disect anything to make it funny .He's the best just love him, oh and it's a Koala not Koala Bear Kev !! just sayin

Americans: “everything in Australia can kill you” Me (Australian) “What? We don’t have to carry bear spray or a firearm and hang our food in a tree when camping because of 10ft tall grizzly bears”

@moviescenes9329

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Americans don’t need to worry about anything over there because a lot of there animals are in there bushland only, Australia we have the most deadliest animals in our backyards in our houses so on that’s the main reason why people go on about our wildlife

@davidmaltais2912

2 жыл бұрын

No but if your near any water a croc can kill you lol

@jamesross2373

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmaltais2912 Not true, crocs only live in certain areas. Most of the country doesn't even have crocs.

@planetdisco4821

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah had crocs in a swamp over the road when I was living in FNQ and also lived and worked in a mangrove swamp for 4 years in the NT but a bear would totally freak me the hell out…

@lkytdsvc

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesross2373 except when there's a major flood.

As amazing as they are as standups Leno and Letterman were nowhere as good with comedians on their shows as Conan. Conan knows how to let comedians do their thing. He's the best 👌 👍

@carlosfer2201

2 жыл бұрын

Kettering? Did you mean Letterman?

Kevin: Wait WHAT? Where is this snake AT? Home Owner: Oh their probably back there. Kevin: WHY ARE WE HEREEEE?

The trick is to let daddy long legs spiders take over the toilet so they kill all the redbacks. Then you just have to make sure to always tap out your shoes before putting them on in the morning and you're golden.

I had a chance to hold a Koala, many years ago- she was a Juvenile Female, and I was holding her Like you would a baby- Koalas have evolved as tree dwellers, and they have Crazy Claws, similar to squirrels but much bigger- as I was holding her, she got nervous and startled and sunk those claws in to my arm and chest and with added grip strength- took two handlers to pry her off me, and I wasn't bleeding really, but had some puncture marks and my shirt had some holes in it- the Koala wasn't even being hostile, she just got scared, and she Still tore me up 😁

Hahaha - I live on a property on the outskirts of a National Park in Australia and he isn't wrong. Can't even lay in the grass out here. Bro when I travelled to Canada I found out how comfortable laying in the grass was and fell asleep so many times in public places just feelin' it out.

@trudycrerar6056

2 жыл бұрын

I so want to lay on the grass like I did in NZ all the time. Can't do it in OZ we have an ant problem at the moment. When I got bitten by an ant I was pretty pissed off. But I just name the Huntsman spiders now. I've had Steve and Andy.😊😃

@LootFreak

2 жыл бұрын

@@trudycrerar6056 I gotta get to NZ and try that grass!

@iris4547

2 жыл бұрын

i wont even walk in the grass barefoot. but thats mostly cause of bindis.

@user-tc5cn1pq7s

7 ай бұрын

Was chilling in the beachside until a dingo smacked by butt

“I worked with a Kangaroo once.” Conan: what do you mean! “You Are not my first boss, Conan.”

My Australian great grandmother was bitten on the bum (bottom) by a redback spider when nature called going to the outdoor dunny in the middle night. She survived the bite, the spider did not. They bred them tough in those days. 😊

@Yk3d05bm

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂😂

“Wait, what?” 😂😂😂

"why are we here!?" ... I would ask the exact same 😂

I was gold detecting in a dry creek in rural Australia, and I was stalked by a big brown snake that looked like it had not had a drink of water for weeks and I was moving in where the water used to be... so scary, I bailed very fast.

@Kayenne54

3 ай бұрын

Gosh. Just put out a saucer of milk for the poor thirsty thing. Snakes will go for that, which is why one should NOT feed the cat outside, or leave the baby nursery window open. (not that one should give milk to a cat anyway).

I’m an Aussie and I think this is so funny 😂😂😂

That wasn't a koala... that was a deadly drop bear.

@ananth.a

2 жыл бұрын

OMG, how was Kevin and his wife allowed near it without all the protective gear and the diving glass???

@MuhammadEgypt

2 жыл бұрын

It never occurred to me you guys have folklore, too. haha Drop Bear. lol

@ananth.a

2 жыл бұрын

@@MuhammadEgypt kzread.info/dash/bejne/fXd7t7Cpqs2qZrA.html

@JadedKate

2 жыл бұрын

@@MuhammadEgypt it's the longest running practical joke aussies have run on dumb foreigners 😅 they're all in on it as well. usually the culprits only stick to americans, so the europeans who are in on the joke do their best to play along 😎

We also have giant flightless birds called cassowaries, kind of an ostrich but with excessive steroidal rage. They'll rage attack cars in the bush (forest or wilderness areas if non-Australian) and/or disembowel a person in two seconds flat, and do not play well with others

@ericl3272

2 жыл бұрын

Just looked up an image, those things look like dinosaurs with that helmet on their head

@user-tc5cn1pq7s

7 ай бұрын

I had found it on my backyard in the morning while I was playing cricket with my mates.

I’m Australian and I died watching this, ahhaha!!

@johnconway9882

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pWubvLmYmZzKe8o.html

1:03 Kevin looks even smaller than normal in this shot 😂

Andy is the only one that can interrupt a conversation, and it be more interesting than the original.

For those of you worried about our native wildlife in Australia, here are some statistics to put things into perspective: The average number of snake bite fatalities per year in Australia is 2 The average spider bite fatalities per year has been virtually 0 since the introduction of anti venom for red back spiders and the funnel web spider in the 1980’s In 2021 Australia had 12 unprovoked shark attacks on humans while America had 47 during the same period Tens of thousands of Americans die each year due to violent gun related crimes. I think Kevin is safer with the Australian wildlife 🦘🐨🐍🕷🦈🇦🇺

@enoraskye6020

2 жыл бұрын

One correction. When people tout gun death numbers, most people reading that think homicides. one person killing another. Tens of thousands of people do die due to guns, that is true and very sad. But, well over half of those (some years as high as 2/3) are due to suicide. They are not all homicides. Unfortunately, guns are one of those inventions that can not be un-invented. I have a buddy who made his own semi-automatic pistol (actually, quite well done too), using tools he bought at Home Depot. he's made several of them now, in fact. A prisoner in Louisiana once made a rudimentary firearm WHILE in prison. to solve American's violence (aka "gun") problems, you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race.

@iris4547

2 жыл бұрын

@@enoraskye6020 "you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race" so 95% of the rest of the world has solved this problem and america seems stuck on it?

@kandykainepowdah1987

2 жыл бұрын

They have like 225million + more people then us .. so makes sense they get more attacks

@enoraskye6020

2 жыл бұрын

@@iris4547 You're kidding, right? While the US leads the world in gun ownership and gun violence, we are not even in the top 10 for homicide rate (per 100k people). LOTS of other places in the world more deadly than the US, even withboir guns.

@serjordie

2 жыл бұрын

@@enoraskye6020 Nope, it's just your country that's completely fucked. Whether some people (and not "human nature") have violent tendencies or not, that's a whole other issue. Giving them access to guns and talking about "rights" and fantasising them, that's just mere stupidity, and it's USA's problem. So stop trying to be "philosophical" about it and bringing "human nature" into this, it's a legal and a social problem that only exists in the USA.

Kevin Hart: Australian wildlife is dangerous Australians: so...?

There's even a tree in Australia that'll stick you with hundreds of barbs if you graze it, which you then need to remove by hot-waxing. Edit: The barbs are poisonous too.

@VoVina111

2 жыл бұрын

oooomg wtf is wrong with Australia lol. It's like those deadly forests in fairytales but the whole continent

@bundydown6031

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the Gympie Gympie leaf 🍃 so painful they named it twice.. Dendrocnide moroides

@taputechnic

2 жыл бұрын

@@bundydown6031 Yes, I had forgotten the name, and now that I look it up, the barbs are poisonous too.

@fu_raha

2 жыл бұрын

What? Seriously Australia and all these dangerous things.

@JadedKate

2 жыл бұрын

@@kermittf9896 never heard of that one, mate. only know the gympie gympie. to people outside australia; kind of like the worst cousin of stinging nettle.

I've been looking for this! Thank you for re-uploading it! 😃

Sus on the editor for not making this video 4:20

@John_C_J

2 жыл бұрын

They tried. They even skiped the outro.

As an Aussie, I can say with much conviction... he's lucky he didn't meet a Drop Bear!

Shout out from Australia 🇦🇺 🙌

As an Australian I can confirm our butterfly can throw acid into others eye

@johnconway9882

2 жыл бұрын

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I could walk outside now and easily find half a dozen Red-Back Spider around my patio furniture. We don't bother them - they don't bother us.

@hazzaplayz808

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, most of what tourists freak over to us its like 'Meh'..😂

Okay, we need a playlist of Kevin on this show 😂😂😂

@ftswarbill

2 жыл бұрын

*Do We........*

As an Australian, I found this hilarious.

@kaydwyer6926

2 жыл бұрын

Me tooooooo

Kevin’s split-second breath break had me dying 🤣🤣

Whenever I tell my wife I want to go to Australia, I get a video from her of all the animals waiting to kill me when I step off the plane. A recent one was a bird swooping down, picking up a poisonous snake and dropping it on a family having a picnic.

Most of our animals are cool as, One time I was checking the surf and I laid down on some grass, I was there for fifteen minutes before I notice a grey Kangaroo doing the same about three metres away. He was just chillin.

The kangaroo guy came out of nowhere, it was almost like a jumpscare

I would love to see Kevin Hart react to a cassowary lol.

Kevin is such a good story teller. It reminds me of our family reunion on my father’s side, i’ts the way my uncles told the stories and it’s so lively and funny. I always try to watch Kevin because he is such a story teller whether it’s over the top but it always bring fond memories about family reunion which bring joy to me❤❤❤❤❤

I really love Kevin Hart! I was really depressed and I watched this and it really lit up my day!

The reason the koalas were looking at him funny cause he called them koala bears when they’re clearly not bears.

I grew up in Australia. At the top of a hill near the beach was a sign, "Ashtons Lookout". For years i thought Ashtons was a type of snake.

He isn't wrong. Not that every animal could kill you but he is right about Aussies speaking about like it's nothing. Then again they live there so it is normal. When I went to visit my friend in Tasmania. Her family kept telling me about places and animals to avoid and to watch out for certain things. Swear to God I couldn't sleep at night thinking a spider or snake would bite me. Like they spoke about it so calmly like it was nothing and I was freaking out. At one point I felt my life was in constant danger. Like that's not normal. So for all Aussies Stop freaking out tourists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@julesmasseffectmusic

Ай бұрын

Cause it is nothing. Killed so many venomous snakes as kid I should still be in prison as most were protected. Not from me of course. Kept a garden hoe at the back door so I didn't need to enter the shed and check for spiders before killing the snake

Wow. He is so hilarious . Greatest story teller

Kangeroo guy always pops outta nowhere haha

The Australia outback is what Dungeons and Dragons would look like if it was real.

Kevin Hart needs a podcast

@andyedge7467

2 жыл бұрын

He has one dude, "comedy goldminds" on Spotify

@christinah864

2 жыл бұрын

He has one!

Just to let all the non Australians know when my kids were at primary school they had a special warning bell for if there was a snake spotted on the school grounds and to stay indoors. No joke, they had a fire one, a hide there is a dangerous person on school grounds and a snake warning.

@elles2261

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I moved to the country and I heard they closed the stairs of the primary school building “for the second time that week” because of a snake.

They tell us Koala bears sleep all the time. We go in, they're all up!😅😂 Watching from Papua New Guinea South Pacific. 🇵🇬 My favorite funny actors, Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith.

Watching kevin hart is like having an antidepressant 😃😃

I can't get enough of Kevin Hart! The only person that can make me laugh ALL THE TIME

@maxharrison257

Жыл бұрын

Hello Kim 👋👋

I live in Australia and not all of the animals are dangerous 🙃 😆 your just a sook. Don't forget the white tips, red bellies, blue bottles, box jelly fish, pluvers 😁 magpies, bindies, cat eyes, ticks, leaches, but the list goes on be interesting to see you camp in Aussie bush 😄 stay safe and well everyone 💙

@munchkins123sassine4

2 жыл бұрын

😂 that’s it! F those foreigners brains up some more! 😂🤣

I've met Andy in a bar in Seattle I walked in and he was singing karaoke what a trip for me to meet him such a humble and cool dude

I would love to see Kevin Hart host a nature show....

In Aus we have the Funnel Web spider, not only will it kill an adult, it's aggressive and will actually CHASE you. A friend found one in her baby's room, and it arched up and chased after her to bite her. That's a true story, not some Aussie talk it up story to make us sound cool. I'm an Aussie and I'm scared of them. In north Queensland we have a tiny jelly fish the size of a fingernail or so. You can't see it in the water, but if you get stung, you're in a world of hurt, can kill small children. We have to swim in full stinger suits during summer. My best mate lives in Carins, there is a 4m croc in a creek 2 mins from his house that the council is trying to get rid of. We also get attacked by a bird called a magpie every year. They will peck your head or rip on your ear when you walk or ride past their nests every spring. I laughed when one attacked my 6yr old daughter........it was a pure Australian moment. It's really not that bad, we don't have any big land animals that want to eat us like bears or big cats. For some reason Aus gets a bad wrap.

When you come here you need to be seriously afraid of two creatures. 1. Drop bears. Vicious koalas that pounce on you from their trees and kill you 2. Hoop snakes. Extremely venomous snake that grip their tails in their mouths, thus forming a circle, enabling them to roll at great speed, like a large wheel. Nothing is faster than an angry hoop snake

I live in Australia and it's not uncommon to find a spider the size of a saucer on the bedroom wall.

It looks like Goliath is interviewing David. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

This is so true I'm not australian but have lived there for 10 years and let me tell you what he is saying is true! Lizards, snakes, spiders, crocodiles, and just the other day some guy got bitten by a shark in Sydney....bitten to death

@daniellamcgee4251

2 жыл бұрын

If you look up the stats., it's not so scary. :)

I had some friends in Australia so I decided to go visit and reading up on the country it was like NO WAY I'M GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THERE ALIVE! I shared my concerns with my friends and they just laughed at the silly American

I'm so glad they uploaded this again.

You couldn't pay me enough to visit there lol. That's why I guess it was originally a prison colony I read somewhere.

It is funny how non-Australians think the koala is a bear.

I agree with Kevin, as a person who lives in Australia god literally just pushed everything that can kill you to here

@VoVina111

2 жыл бұрын

y'all how do you even live there? 😭😭 Are you always on the lookout and on edge, or are you so used to it that it's not a big deal?

@ttfreckleton

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in Australia and it's really not that bad as outside people say. Kangaroos are more scared of you and will move away, same with snakes, spiders you do have to be careful of though. There's nothing else. We haven't got coyotes, bears, tigers, cheetahs, polar bears or things like that. Crocodiles are probably the worst we have - they will definitely stalk you and take you if they can, but they are only up north and in the wild.

@VoVina111

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttfreckleton thanks for your answer! Man spiders are the dangerous ones? 😖 I'm already afraid of spiders and the ones we have here don't come after ppl, just stay in the corner

@munchkins123sassine4

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttfreckleton exactly 👍 on ya mate! Keep it real!

Hey Kev u forgot about the drop bears hahahaha

"Why are we here"😂

Kevin is such a fun guy

I love Kevin Hart. He makes people around him smile. He has a happy and pleasant vibe.

🐨 Koala's, ain't no freaking bear, it's just a Koala!!

"why are we here"?🤣🤣

It's funny how complacent you get as an Aussie who grew up in the bush. I walk through long grass in boots and shorts. I've had brown snakes slither across my boots while out bushwalking. I've had a taipan go over my bare feet one day when I walked outside the house and it was curled up among our shoes and boots. I only went out to grab the mail 🤣 we used to get a lot of red belly black snakes around the milking shed. I've only ever been struck at once as a little kid when my cousin's and I were running through the rainforest on their property and I accidentally stood on a black snake. My brother come face to face, literally, with an eastern brown snakeone day when he was rock climbing. He pulled himself up to a good horizontal crack in the rock face and there was the snake staring him in the face. He was roped in so he jumped back and fell till the rope cut in. He changed his route after that

@noelinenannono834

7 ай бұрын

🙆what

@matthewcullen1298

7 ай бұрын

@@noelinenannono834 it's not like you see them all the time Mate 😊but when you deliberately go into their habitat you will see them if you are quiet

The Australian wildlife is not dangerous compared to other countries. Most wildlife in Australia will try to get away from you. Unlike other countries who have bears etc.

@RPZSTA

2 жыл бұрын

Or... worse. MOOSE! HIPPOS?

@user-tc5cn1pq7s

7 ай бұрын

Bears don't knock your doors everyday, the point here is you'll find magpie, kangaroos, dingos, snakes, spiders, wallabies on an everyday basis in your backyard in Australia. It's dangerous for tourists visiting Australia, we're adapted to it and it's normal for us

@themoviehobbit355

Ай бұрын

The deeper you go into Australia the more you have to be carful mate. You can't say that about australia man. Born and breed Aussie. I tell you now don't go too a waterhole more then two because crocs are most likely already hunting you Oh yeah before going into a dunny I would check in your Toliet so flush it first becuase you never know if a red back mind be under there Oh yeah I would check you shoes if there outside. Brown Snake, red backs ,funnel web spider love dark holes Oh yeah I wouldn't go up next too a big red. Aka red kangaroo This claws alone can open your stomach up One more then if your going for a hike. I would stay in the middle of the part and not wonder off. Red belly snakes and brownies will strike you if treated but your lucky. There more where's of you then you are of them Good thing we have some of the best vaccines for bites in this country

One of the most amusing ways to get a perspective on the dangers of Australian wildlife is AUSTRALIA'S DEADLIEST ANIMALS (SONG) on KZread

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