I was disgusted by the idea of ketchup cake until I learned that it fucks like carrot.

@ryan-yh7vo

2 жыл бұрын

reading this comment before watching the video was exceptionally surreal

@HP-hu2fw

Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the biggest laughs from this video. What was that kid thinking?!?

@kelownatechkid

Жыл бұрын

@@HP-hu2fw It was censored by the website lol, so probably was something innocent like 'tastes'

@peterbyykkonen8901

Жыл бұрын

@@ryan-yh7vo Reading this comment before watching the video fucks like carrot.

@joeyfromschool

Жыл бұрын

honestly this completely tracked for me as “much like carrot cake, the name would mislead you about the taste but in reality it fucks”

"It fucks like carrots??" Still laughing 20 minutes later.

@BoHorn

3 жыл бұрын

I like carrot cake, but I wouldn’t say it fucks

@rehabghost

3 жыл бұрын

👀

@CartyCantDance

3 жыл бұрын

that hit me like a truck. I choked on my drink

@askingshoe2

2 жыл бұрын

Single handedly the best joke he made during this video lol

@MrCheeze

2 жыл бұрын

@@askingshoe2 Agreed and I'm still wondering what could possibly have triggered the text filter in the first place.

Alternate universe Chris Pratt is very convincing

@Cheeeeseman

2 жыл бұрын

Chris Twatt 😂 j/k love you Leo

@drewpeacock9087

2 жыл бұрын

Nakeyjakey and Leo channel Andy Dwyer so well

@emmarie2930

2 жыл бұрын

Well, Leo isn't homophobic and is wonderful, I vote that he surpasses Chris Pratt!

@preludetodemise

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmarie2930 what did Chris Pratt do that was homophobic?

@snoozley853

2 жыл бұрын

@@preludetodemise I believe it's a guilt by association type thing, with the association being that of his church. Not something I fully agree with, but I also understand why some do. Going off the history of religion and their response to homosexuality, it's completely understandable some automatically assume a religious person's bigotry.

Ketchup is neither good nor evil. It is shaped by how you use it.

@unsweetenedfruit

2 жыл бұрын

Name one way it can be used for good?

@nutttman

2 жыл бұрын

@@unsweetenedfruit Drowning Hitler in ketchup

@anotherwanderer1999

2 жыл бұрын

neither good nor evil. *It's geevil*

@ketchupboi8934

2 жыл бұрын

:]

@ElMoShApPiNeSs

2 жыл бұрын

Do not fear Ketchup. Fear those who wield it.

I used to think my cousin was gross for putting ketchup on spaghetti bolognese, but now I realise he was just more radical left of the ketchup scale

@jonnil1997

2 жыл бұрын

It just tastes better with it

@cisarovnajosefina4525

2 жыл бұрын

Ketchup Spaghetti

@cisarovnajosefina4525

2 жыл бұрын

Is acualy good

@lucematt335

2 жыл бұрын

I have no "line ketchup lovers won't cross" yet it's not my favorite. The ketchup cake is actually really good, (that 9 year old is right it definitely fucks like carrot), and I'd put that shit on noddles, I'd put it on anything, and yet, I actually prefer Thai sweet red chili sauce over ketchup. On my favorite list of sauces, ketchup has gotta be like 10th. So I'm proposing a second axis of tomato usability vs the simple left and right of likability

@dab88

2 жыл бұрын

my mums "homemade" spaghetti bolognese ingredients are onions, mince, tomato puree and ketchup. A couple of bottles of the stuff! Seriously.

Honestly I can’t think of another youtuber with such unique and hilarious writing

@The_RedVIII

3 жыл бұрын

Kyle Bosman maybe.

@LeoMafraArt

3 жыл бұрын

Erm... Have you forgot Smosh? Lele Pons?

@Likeomgitznich

3 жыл бұрын

Writing?! There’s no writing here!

@gabenzb

3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Michael Swaim from Cracked TV and I love it

@wladyslawaaron1443

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I found him before he hit popularity.

You make really good videos man. Half video essay, half vlog, half sketch, half meaningless but somehow still thought provoking rambling, half a few other things idk. What I’m saying is your videos are like 300% good.

@Jack_Slate

3 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of halves there but it all adds up.

@calvinjohnson6242

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. I subscribed yesterday.

Every time I consume ketchup, I verbally say "This ketchup goes hard. You could even say it fucks like carrot."

The thing that put me off ketchup as a kid was when they came out with the special edition Shrek movie bright green coloured ketchup. I sprayed that all over my chips like I used to with the red version and then just stared at it and felt physically sick. I can still have a little bit now but it's not like it was...not like it was.

@LeoVader

3 жыл бұрын

i had green ketchup that came out with Ang Lee's Hulk movie. don't miss it

@phoenixkh93

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeoVader guess you were right with your thesis about ketchup related childhood trauma/joy. Great video by the way, there's not many people could make an 18 minute video about ketchup that I would thoroughly enjoy each minute of

If Leo disappears within the next few days, just know he sacrificed himself to bring us the truth. Ketchup haters have controlled the system for too long.

@BoHorn

3 жыл бұрын

Its lame if u arent putting it on something flavorless, sauce has 3-5 uses max, so its nauseating to hear its the most popular condiment. Your average hot sauce has 3x more uses, hell teriyaki has more use.

@JustSomeYTuser

3 жыл бұрын

Big Ketchup is trying to drown brave voices like his

@natk8541

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoHorn Ketchup is good if you don't like specific bland or compatible items or prefer the combination on certain compatible items.

"Flavour profile of this pigs ass" I watched that five times and then ran to show my wife, family and the rest of my village. Great stuff.

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

What level town hall does you village have?

I'm autistic and part of that involves being weird about certain foods, ketchup being one of them. I tasted it once as a kid, thought it tasted weird, and it firmly went in my brain's "do not eat" list. Like I once got upset when it seemed like a sandwich I got had ketchup on it, but I later realized it was barbeque sauce and therefore fine (even though I now realize that bbq sauce is basically ketchup with molasses). I'm fine with ketchup now and I really like mixing it with mayo and making "fry sauce", but for a while I was like, actively avoiding it and borderline scared of it. So that's my childhood ketchup trauma story.

@XanthosAcanthus

2 жыл бұрын

I too am an autist. I too am weird about certain foods. I too mix ketchup with Mayo. Good combo.

@christofferoff808

2 жыл бұрын

I too am autistic and picky with foods and that's why I eat ketchup with almost anything lol

@camille1324

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same wtf. Though my issue encompasses most red sloppy foods I think my weird lizard hindbrain interprets it as gore or something and it makes me physically anxious to look at lol I was genuinely v apprehensive about clicking this video. Honestly not sure if it’s the autism or the ocd or both though Edit: couldn’t take the visuals ended up having to just listen like it’s a podcast lol I’m deranged

@XanthosAcanthus

2 жыл бұрын

@@camille1324 I met someone once who couldn’t eat anything white. No Mayo, no white rice, no egg whites, no milk, no sour cream, no fish, no white meat chicken etc. not sure what was wrong with them lol

@camille1324

2 жыл бұрын

@@XanthosAcanthus huh kindred spirit. I love and respect my fellow food lunatics

"pro ketchup left anti ketchup right" thank goodness he's sane

I think there’s an in between. It can make some things better but if it’s a food that’s good enough on its own then ketchup will ruin it

@katier2885

3 жыл бұрын

Ketchup centrist

@m1lfmanilovefishing823

2 жыл бұрын

that happened to me when i made my first omelette. perfectly fluffy and delicious. i didnt have the heart to put ketchup on it like i had planned. ive never made another omelette as good as that one again 😔

@wynterfir

2 жыл бұрын

@@m1lfmanilovefishing823 Iliterally can’t have any egg thing without ketchup. Its the sulfur smell and taste of eggs that I strive to kill with the beauty that is ketchup. Though some things are so beautiful that you have to fight with yourself not to put ketchup on it. I just lose most of the tome lol.

3:08 made me die inside. I read the books growing up, so i got the reference without having seen the film.

@MrAFK495

3 жыл бұрын

I also got the reference without seeing the film. I didn't even know there was a film until I watched this video

@sethnofziger3687

3 жыл бұрын

3 minute setup to roast the movie. Respect.

@orangeants

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, the fact that olaf is the face of mulch diggums is just. Ouch.

That Love Apples sequence was absolutely hilarious

The section on formative experiences was fascinating to me. My sister hates mayonnaise because it was used as a natural lice treatment on her as a child. She had a friend who always brought lice into the house, so she had a head covered in mayo at least half a dozen times. The smell of it makes her sick even now that she's an adult. There are a surprising number of our opinions that are based on biases from our youth, many of which have a huge permanent impact on our lives. So try your best to treat your fellow person with kindness, because maybe they are the way they are because their grandma smothered all the food in ketchup.

@smallandstressed2364

2 жыл бұрын

I had my tonsils taken out and I can’t look at jello or pudding without feeling nauseous. Not being able to eat anything else for a little over a week was horrible. I ate other soft foods when I got my wisdom teeth out, couldn’t handle another week of jello and pudding.

@christopherthompson5400

Жыл бұрын

@@smallandstressed2364 more for me :D and I'll give ya the foods I find too crunchy.

“Pour the ketchup directly into my hands, mother.”

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

🧀

I thought lycopene was pronounced "like a peen" but that's probably just that one picture of the Cheerios box or whatever with "contains lycopene" in a little logo that looked a lot lycopene

I used to absolutely love the Artemis Fowl books when I was a kid. I didn’t even know the movie was out.

@jzmc7562

2 жыл бұрын

Uhh ya, about that….

Been subscribed to you for a couple of months now (the Now You See Me video was what got me hooked). You're putting out some really good content and I hope you continue. Very unique and you've got a good sense of humor, man. Keep it up!

@matiasbosques3002

3 жыл бұрын

I second that!

@stik7208

3 жыл бұрын

lol same here "clothes based magic" wut

Not even 2 minutes in, already loving this Edit: Shoutout to the guy reping Secret Aardvark. He spoke directly to my soul.

Yes, watching an 18 minute video about ketchup was a good use of my time because I enjoyed it immensely (as with all your videos) 😄

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Is it better than cheese though? 🧀?

1:42 Look ma, it’s me! So happy to be apart of a video of yours, as well as happily rep for ketchup. Making you laugh means a lot to me.

@hieronymus1432

3 жыл бұрын

your part made me laugh my ass off

Okay, I feel so called out when “formative ketchup experiences” came up. My parents forced me to do the dishwasher every night and we’d argue about it. Everyone would use ketchup, and it would be stuck to the plates - do you scrape it into the bin or the sink?! And it just disgusted me from then on :P

@maxcasteel2141

Жыл бұрын

This. there were several year of my life where I wouldn't eat ketchup, ranch, or sour cream, and it was all for that exact reason.

Dude in chat @ 12:02 is committing war crimes.

“I can easily survive without... although I would not like to try” hahaha you summed up my life.

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

🧀

I’ve always viewed ketchup as the vanilla of sauces until now. Just assumed everyone was okay with it

@Thimble-berry

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I didn't realize there was an adamant anti-crowd. But then again, until recently I didn't realize there was a massive anti-milk crowd, which is even more baffling to me personally. (Not referring to people with allergies, just people who act like it's some sort of totally disgusting thing to like lol.)

@fairiewinterbee

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like ? this is generic beginner sauce for fries and potatoes and burgers .....

@manuhameed5470

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thimble-berry Anti milk for life

Big miss by using "Previously" at the start instead of "Let's ketchup on what happened last time"

This randomly got recommended to me and now I'm listening to a man passionately describe the virtues and history of ketchup

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

oOoOooOo and now you want to subscribe oOoOoOoO

This is such an incredible format for a video!

This is one of the best commentary channels in KZread history and you can take that to the bank.

@maxcasteel2141

Жыл бұрын

what bank? how will he take it there? take what? you're not making any sense rn smh

As a lifelong ketchup lover, this is content I never expected I wanted to see.

@ketchupboi8934

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@pyedog8674

2 жыл бұрын

@@ketchupboi8934 The man. The myth. The legend.

@ketchupboi8934

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyedog8674 😎

Another great video from my favourite true crime documentarian!

An 18 minute video on ketchup. Hell yeah

@JohnyLilio

3 жыл бұрын

Hello comment from twitter

Ketchup haters are just being contrarians. They'll be like, "Ugh, ketchup is gross, it's too sweet!" and then say they like honey mustard better, as if that's any less sweet. The "no ketchup on hot dogs" thing always gets me. Like sure, I won't if I'm getting a Chicago dog "dragged through the garden," but even then you'll notice what toppings it does have (sweet relish, mustard, sometimes freaking TOMATOE SLICES) still check off a lot of the same flavor boxes as ketchup: sweetness, tanginess and some acidity. Maybe a TINY bit more heat from the sport peppers, but those are very mild peppers. It doesn't have to be the be-all, end-all of sauces, but it certainly has its place. I love a good sriracha ketchup personally. Don't even need to buy a bottle of it, just add a little sriracha to your ketchup. I'll often make that for dipping French fries. Delicious. Adds the heat component (plus some fermented funkiness) that plain ketchup lacks.

So awesome seeing your channel grow so quickly. I love your content (this video was super fun) and really excited to see all the stuff you continue to make.

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese 🧀

A fantastic video, I’m honored to have been worthy enough to show up twice in the clips

Oh hey, I made it into the video! Very cool stuff. Was a blast being on the stream and I'd love to log on and argue with you about other foods and things in the future. Thanks Leo!

I came here originally watching a video of your here and there but the quality has only gone up over time and now I find myself binging your videos over meals and before bed.

"These are extremists who do not represent our beliefs" hahahahaha

@robp5469

3 жыл бұрын

This is my 15 minutes of fame

This is why you get that "Nothing but the tomato" or whatever version from Heinz. No bullshit, just a bottle of vinegar stuffed up a tomato's ass.

Most underrated KZreadr, these last three videos are fucking bangers

Your stories are so coherent. Just the progression from beginning to end is so captivating for me. I marvel at your ability to create such a well self-contained and flowing narrative! Keep it up, even if I do dislike Ketchup.

@youawesome2068

Жыл бұрын

Eeeek the sea 😬😬😬😬

Mom I'm on a Leo Vader video!!

My brother smothered all his food in ketchup growing up. The thought of ketchup makes me gag. He would take a slice of bologna and smear it with ketchup and slurp it.

@Sundawg17

2 жыл бұрын

Your brother seems like a man of taste and class.

Lord Vader my favourite thing about your chanel is that i never know what to expect from it or when but so far have enjoyed all videos immensely keep on trucking

I already liked your channel, but I just want you to know that the love apple bit was what finally got me to subscribe

YESSS AN UPLOAD!!

The amount of thought you put into a ketchup video is proof that there's hope on this platform

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

You spelled humanity wrong

Great video Leo, just like always!

You remind me of the manic jester voice hidden deep within the recesses of my mind.

My ketchup philosophy is that if it's already on something it's fine, but I'll never choose to put it on anything.

@f00g3n7

3 жыл бұрын

Based enlightened centrism

If u love apples so much, why don’t u marry them!

I really like your channel. It's a gift and a blessing to us all.

I appreciate your videos so much.

"Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money." I literally do the opposite of those 3 things every day.

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Either your gay or just fuck up a lot No judgement, I do both... WAIT

@direcircumstances

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkaiser5519 My gay?

Man I should not be eating a chicken-salad sandwich while watching this video

This is the kind of content I need to get me through the week.

Aaaaw mann, loving your vids

Ketchup makes so many things better and its an amazing staple to finish up almost any combination of protein and carb into a dish but it is true we should try new things, im glad england introduced me into putting mayo on fries 🍟

You got a new viewer with this sir this is hilarious thank you algorithm

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese

Ive never not been thoroughly entertained by every one of your videos. Tragically underrated.

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

Personally i believe theres a dish for every condiment..🤗

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

WOW WHAT A NICE AND WHOLESOME COMMENT 🤬😤😡 I agree

I can feel the intelictualyity flowing through my vain.

This somehow ended up on my feed and I’m so happy it did

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese

Good video, as always. I appreciate you for putting in the effort to give out good information. And, all the while being witty, charming, and hilarious; even about obviously stupid topics like whether or not ketchup is good. Based on what I've observed, you show clear intent to deliver quality content, and that's beautiful. Thank you, Leo.

I personally find ketchup to be about the only sauce that is still good in its mass-produced form, which is part of why I enjoy it on some stuff. When you look at a lot of mass produced, store-bought or fast food sauces like honey mustard, ranch, bbq, special sauce, etc., you'll see that they are all HIGHLY inferior to the quality you'd get from making a sauce yourself or getting at a real restaurant. You'd be surprised how easy it is to whip up the best honey mustard or ranch that you've ever tasted in like ten minutes easily at home. However, ketchup seems to be about the only mass-produced sauce that I think is actually pretty good. Could it be better if made from scratch? Yeah, probably so. To be fair, there are also differences between the ketchup brands themselves in terms of taste as well (McDonald's ketchup is by far the best, imo). But that does not mean that classic Heinz or Hunt's ketchup is as bad of a sauce as their non-ketchup cousins like store-bought, mass produced, shelf-stable ranch, bbq, whatever else. Though not my favorite sauce, ketchup is seriously the only sauce in that mass produced category that actually does a good job.

"And we packed up our things, we walked into town Into a town I'd never heard of before We ate fries in a Medieval market, A thousand sauces I chose ketchup of course Of course, of course, of course, of course" --Ghost Mice, Belgium

Great work, Leo. Keep it up!

I fucking love you dude. These videos are great.

You convinced me, I'm gonna eat that cake with ketchup I've been too ashamed to.

@benjaminwilkin2960

3 жыл бұрын

Let us know how it is

@nikotina899

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminwilkin2960 pretty good, was a childhood favorite and since the cake was a bit old and dry it helped. It was sweet corn cake, not like one with frosting lol

Please solve the age-old question. Nicholas Cage, good or bad actor?

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

His acting isn’t good but that’s what makes him entertaining. He adds something enjoyable to every movie he’s in.

im so glad youtube rec'd me your channel i am obsessed with content that focuses on the real issues of our society such as ketchup being good

Thank you for taking such a brave stand, Leo. Keep on chuppin!!

this is pretty invasive. video is clearly a tactic to get audience to think about him when you’re running low on shampoo in the shower. never change Leo :)

@milesb.2457

3 жыл бұрын

i thought of this in the shower

As a long time ketchup lover who has experienced the same ketchup hate you have its so nice to know there's others out there like me. This maybe one of those too far for some people in the comments, but supernoodle sandwiches with ketchup on is god tier 👌

“When we’re talking about Heinz ketchup, we’re talking about Heinz ketchup.. it’s true!” Fkn killed me

@14:21: The ketchup confessionals, lol! 🍅🍧

Say what you want about ketchup but at least I’m not one of the monsters dipping my fries in mayonnaise.

@TheJenSolo

2 жыл бұрын

*whistles oh-so-casually*

with no context: yes it is good and I have it with everything

Omfg dude I just found your channel and you deserve way more subs keep it up.youre so funny

Excellent video, Leo.

I don’t know how I got here, but I’m glad I am

@youawesome2068

Жыл бұрын

I LOOOOOVE running stop signs and I LOOOOOOVE t-bone accidents

This is a masterwork. Ketchup is the unquestionable king of condiments and I would denounce my country and leave my family in an instant if called to pledge allegiance to the H.J. Heinz Company.

@thatnikkakris2339

3 жыл бұрын

Amen brother

Underrated and Hilarious! Keep it up brother 👍🏽

The "apple" in "love apple" comes from the fact that back then, all fruits were generally referred to as apples

"Food opinions are like assholes, they all deserve to be treated with care and respect." Now we know that Leo will be the top who pampers his bottoms.

Nothing can beat some chicken nuggies with some ketchup.

@jreyes9005

3 жыл бұрын

barbecue sauce is basically tolerable ketchup imo

I love this channel god damn

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

I love that you love that I love that we love love this channel 🥰

This video (and the livestream before it) have reignited my love for ketchup, I've always liked it, but this has forced me to examine it with fresh eyes, and the sauce absolutely holds up. Thank you Mr Vader!

The shark at the end was a great bit

@michaelkaiser5519

3 жыл бұрын

Great acting by the shark too

i love all of your videos

It’s 6:23 AM on this flight to Chicago, and I have chuckled sensibly several times already. My body was not prepared.

you make some good ass videos my man, hope you make it big

This channel gives me old Cracked energy. Keep it up!

I fucking love your humor dude!

that blooper was incredibly funny thank you

aight i have my 2021 favourite content creator