Karl should be a judge on Britains got Talent. He would be amazing being brutally honest with the contestants. I might actually watch the show if he replaced piers morgan or simon cowell or whatever smug prick is the main judge atm

@gleam6370

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Gallagher - The Comic Book Cast holy shit that's a golden idea

@T3n50r

6 жыл бұрын

No, let Simon Cowell be. I have a strong feeling the conversations between Karl and Simon would have been entertainment in itself.

@VictoriaSobocki

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Gallagher - The Comic Book Cast Agree

@tobynewhouse2015

6 жыл бұрын

Finally a good reason to watch that shit.

@clothilde1623

6 жыл бұрын

Please let Simon Cowell read this comment and make it happen. Please. Please.

We must protect this man at all costs

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

KingOfTheCairns national treasure With a head like a f*#*#**g orange!

@williamjones2767

6 жыл бұрын

MT UK more like world treasure

@bluemarvel5970

6 жыл бұрын

William Jones nah bruh, he's a UK treasure. The US can stick to The Rock of Kevin Hart

@wisdomleader85

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluemarvel5970 The majority of the animated "The Ricky Gervais Show" audience were from North America, weren't they?

@HM-se1ig

5 жыл бұрын

Dear Mr k dilkington ha ha ha

Karl: "There's a woman dead in the corner" *Audience laugh* Karl: "Where have you got these from?" Karl mate, don't ever change.

@Kaleiddmode

6 жыл бұрын

Jessie "They are from Jeremy Kyle Show" 😂

I can imagine ricky laughing while watching this 😅

@rickybrett9100

5 жыл бұрын

Yep I am

@prisoniffyuhsoapisgettinslippy

5 жыл бұрын

@@rickybrett9100 Ricky Gervais you knob

@shannon9164

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly i could never thank Ricky enough for introducing the world to this man 😂

@scottleo1090

4 жыл бұрын

seven times better without.

@clairebaron1419

4 жыл бұрын

Me to ha head back belting with laughter. Live manchester up the road from me. The mancs are really funny for all the wrong reasons there mental got to love them.

he's done him again play a record

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

will pennington man the memories! I got the Xfm Vault podcasts but you can search and download EVERY episode they ever did on XFM saturdays! The unedited ones with the songs and the edited ones where they take the songs out but rest there So raw and funny proves not fake

@timothy790110

6 жыл бұрын

MT UK I've listed to the whole lot all the way through around 9 or 10 times now, still love it!

@nathanbarnes2501

6 жыл бұрын

We are never doing this again !!

@anastasiaeqbali6933

6 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA now I need to play a show while im falling asleep. I'll find the one where karl had the builders doing work in his kitchen, omds.

@Kas1645

6 жыл бұрын

Man aliveee

Poor Karl, nervous. You can see the hand shaking when he's pouring the special brew. Very endearing.

@AA-fn9xz

6 жыл бұрын

timothy790110 noticed this too. Proves even more that he’s not a persona or character.

@JMMDD

6 жыл бұрын

He brings a new meaning to ‘down to earth’

@snuffmeister6720

6 жыл бұрын

i thought he seemed quite professional

@timothy790110

6 жыл бұрын

snuff meister oh definetly, that's why that hand trembling is so nice. Cool on the outside, a bit nervous on the inside.

@timryan8931

5 жыл бұрын

timothy790110 To be fair , have you ever seen anyone with a can of special brew in there hand not shaking?

fucking hell karl you rounded headed legend

Karl has a high IQ just in a different way

@ManyDog

6 жыл бұрын

83 iq on a test. infinite iq in life.

@pokemrstark7089

6 жыл бұрын

He's a prophet, predicted a few things now.

@HMABH

6 жыл бұрын

i'd say a high EQ ... cause he really has a lot of good profound points throughout his shows ...

@Metrallata

5 жыл бұрын

his iq is so low it spun back the other way like a scale

@josephrouleau9259

5 жыл бұрын

You either have a high IQ or you don't. It's not a subjective measure.

"I pity your cups". A gentlemans insult.

@jdalbiac

4 жыл бұрын

That made me lol

" the money was right" spot on Karl lol

Carr looks like a person who has always been 40 and will never age beyond 40, like a young Patrick Stewart.

@Katya_Lastochka

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Thoresen The bald men phenomenon.

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Thoresen never have truer words been spoken

@emmetthatcher9583

5 жыл бұрын

Or Steve Martin.

"Tough paper round" this is why i love and miss karl. Hes a genuis in his own way Still got a head like a fuckin orange

@darthmong7196

Жыл бұрын

He's done you there Alan.

He's amazing. He's not ACTUALLY stupid, but he's SO dead common, SO intellectually weird, SO set in his ways, it's always hilarious.

@alistairproductions

2 жыл бұрын

He's never even seemed stupid

@AeonsAlex.

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, some of the shit he's said on the radio show and the Ricky Gervais show is downright stupid, but yeah I don't think he is overall

@RayTheomo

9 ай бұрын

He is the average bog standard "guy". Hes not educated on everything in history and culture. He understands things by comparing them to what he knows. And he doesnt care about filtering himself to be kind or "politically correct". Hes not an asshole. Hes unapologetically Karl Pilkington.

I don't get bored of listening to Karl lol

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

Gwaihir i too have never seen an old man eat a twix

9 minutes isn’t enough, he’s the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen 😂

@warbyyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Shannon Ross watch all the XFM videos with Ricky and Steve, there’s loads. It’s gets me through the day 😂

@leesmith9299

4 жыл бұрын

he knows what he's doing

@Yuki-bk2my

2 жыл бұрын

@@leesmith9299 no he literally doesnt

@jfluffydog2110

10 ай бұрын

Definitely does

@areyoustupid.....

5 ай бұрын

​@jfluffydog2110 ....he's exaggerating his actual personality for TV, but it's still him. Why do people always look to say they see more than the rest and want to knock people

I honestly think Karl is the nicest man in the world, not because he gives away millions to charity or anything like that, it’s because you could listen to him all day with a smile on your face and fall in love with him. He’s a special guy.

@wonderwoman5528

5 жыл бұрын

What a lovely comment :)

@thesmilingdog3629

4 жыл бұрын

He's special alright

@kocici_tata

4 жыл бұрын

Oooooh, hello! Are you sure you're not a bender?

@IKMCG

4 жыл бұрын

@@kocici_tata did you see that movie last night called "gaylords say no" ?

@joshuajackson7852

4 жыл бұрын

Gay

Fucking love Karl 😂😂😂

@AB-gz9yb

6 жыл бұрын

Fern Kemp he’s a hero to the common man. I think he’s a legend

*DON'T TALK SHIT, **_PLAY A RECORD_*

@404killer

6 жыл бұрын

lol, PLAY RECORD*

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

Oh man

So humbling Karl's idea of happiness, makes me realise how alike we are. I was cleaning the kitchen the other day listening to him Steve and Ricky funnily enough and I just thought to myself "this is alright this"

@barringtonfisher87

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Williams his idea of happiness is his life now but the boilers fixed & Suzanne has got a day off. Which shows he's a happy guy

@davereeves454

4 жыл бұрын

The simple things in life!

@xx4rch4xx

4 жыл бұрын

Barry Ryan and staying in that caravan park in wales.

@jakewilliams91

2 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow Jake Williams

@JakeWilliams283

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakewilliams91 Hi there, that’s very weird, I just revisited this clip for the first time since my original comment and have just seen your comment was posted 4 minutes ago.

6:34 "on the left"😂😂😂😂

@Caprioly

3 жыл бұрын

"Thanks Karl, couldn't have seen the difference without you." 😂

He’s to genuine for talk show, the audience thinks he’s trying to make them laugh all the time

@boppob1343

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, thats why everyone laughs at him lol

@clvrswine

5 жыл бұрын

*too Learn English.

@callum4852

4 жыл бұрын

Dan of Xymox who actually gives a fuck 😭😂

@sirandrelefaedelinoge

4 жыл бұрын

@@callum4852 Adults who speak English and want to be understood. Don't try and foist your lack of standards on the rest of us.

@rossconklin7140

4 жыл бұрын

@@callum4852 I would have thought someone with a user name like "Except Reality" might.

Karl bring out more emotional response from Alan than any other guests. Luv it lol.

@RoYaLLeGiiTHD

6 жыл бұрын

Because he's not been sent there on some bullshit promotion for a movie etc he literally just says what's on his mind, like talkshows used to be

@aaronmicalowe

5 жыл бұрын

To his credit Alan managed to get Karl to laugh at the end. That's the first time I've seen that happen. I think Alan genuinely want to achieve that and he did.

@clairebaron1419

4 жыл бұрын

That's why hes comedy gold

@lpsp442

4 жыл бұрын

Most are not that straight with the truth! You can see a little part of Alan learn something when Karl refuses to mollify his age concerns

@lpsp442

4 жыл бұрын

(that's not me knocking Alan or anything, just a recognition of Karl's gift for unleavened truth)

they should get clive Warren on here

@Thisworldthisweek

6 жыл бұрын

danthehammer2012 and Rebecca

@williamatchison5230

6 жыл бұрын

And maybe a few of those monsters from the movie "Gremlins".....what are they called again?

@edmundherrera6450

6 жыл бұрын

If I know Clive Warren I don't think he does interviews 😂🤣

@MrTheKurgan

6 жыл бұрын

and I think you do...

@nathanbarnes2501

6 жыл бұрын

GET ME CLIVE WARREN

I’ve been saying “tough paper round” to older people here in the states and it’s so satisfying

@kersa96

4 жыл бұрын

Ant V what does it mean?

@phillyb8347

4 жыл бұрын

@@kersa96 it means you look older than your age.

@EA-lc3ht

3 жыл бұрын

@@kersa96 a paper round is a Job for kids where they deliver Daily newspaper to houses. If someone had a tough paper round, they look older than they are.

What i love about Karl is that he's just a bloke. He likes painting his skirting boards, washing his cups, and doing his grouting. He's just a fella who got big on a radio show when Ricky realised he was the funniest human being in the world.

He's literally everyone in Manchester, I love it. We all moan, complain, laugh about our pain. 💗

@tijmenbruin

2 жыл бұрын

Is that for real because I will move to Manchester.. I has seen some battle rappers from Manchesters but those guys were not nice..

@robyn964

2 жыл бұрын

Tymen Promise u we’re not all like battle rappers 😭 manchester is a cool place honestly. loads of people are like karl it’s great. where are u from ??

@lisasavskins

Жыл бұрын

I love listening to Karl and sometimes I think it's because I understand him being from Manchester 😂

A true working class hero right there.

I half-expected Karl to make a crack about Alan staying out late.

@charlesbosher6719

5 жыл бұрын

We’re all coming home and he’s ironing his jeans.

I have finally put my finger on why Karl Pilkington is so endearing to watch. He's the grown up Charlie Brown of Snoopy!

@benphone7430

6 жыл бұрын

He looks like morph, from the folks who made Wallace and grommet

@williamatchison5230

6 жыл бұрын

Ricky established that years ago.

@TheOldBlackShuckyDog

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Mullen Ricky Gervais has said that so many times

@lpsp442

4 жыл бұрын

He actually, honest to god, looks like he could be a Morph character. He could be GIllespie's cousin.

@patriceoneal2606

4 жыл бұрын

"of Snoopy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Snoopy is of Charlie Brown

Completely agree with Karl in this. If you have to do big things to feel "happy", you're gonna go around just seeking that showbiz high all the time. If you can do something tedious like cleaning your dishes and feel "Yeah, this is alright", you're on the bright side of life.

@brekezek

4 жыл бұрын

So true. My current view on the meaning of life is trying to love and appreciate as much, as often and as many as possible. And since tedious tasks are a large part of it try liking them too.

These two have great chemistry together, really bounce off each other in a hilarious way

On a serious note, Karl is actually quite an inspirational man. He’s proof that you don’t need to follow your dreams or try and find a deeper meaning of life to be happy. You can just enjoy the little things and be content with what you’ve got.

Did an interview, for, errr, channel 4 the other day right, just about me tv work and that, right. So I go in right an sit me self down. Err, little gay fella in there, just sat there, on a pink chair, just asked me a load of questions an that, about, like me life an that.

@MyUsernameIsMikee

4 жыл бұрын

Graham?

@emmetthatcher9583

4 жыл бұрын

( *Ricky Gervais cackling intensifies* )

@FutureAbe

4 жыл бұрын

*Stephen* : Sure, sure..

@eduardoflores5705

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant transcription

@wowjackwow1

4 жыл бұрын

Do go on

"Like the staff in Tesco" - So accurate. So savage.

Alan Carr did a great job here. Good chemistry with Karl.

Wow, the guy interviews surprisingly well when he's not interrupted every three seconds by Ricky. He was actually the dominant personality in this one.

Why's Ben Shepherd coming round watching telly with you? Lmao

"We gotta talk about your new show" "Yeah go on" 😁😂😯

My favourite Karl moment is when he predicted Augmented Reality and Ricky and Stephen laughed at him and called him an idiot.

@owlsry4093

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too!!!!!! They laughed and then it happened!!!!!

@IamBookerTsucka

4 ай бұрын

Yeah… now who’s the weak link?

I miss him so much

@flatoutlogic3615

6 жыл бұрын

Cornybeef Who?

@cornybeef

6 жыл бұрын

The round headed one

@bretn7

6 жыл бұрын

Last I read about 2 months ago sky have funded a new show featuring karl but it'll be scripted not like idiot abroad/moaning. Something more like a sitcom, kind of like the character he played in 'Derek', can't wait to be honest, more karl is a good thing.

@uhhsiiji

6 жыл бұрын

thats lit

I fckin love Karl Pilkington *because* he *KNOWS* why he's funny. I don't consider him a fake person but a lot of the times he says like one word or a short sentence and the audience goes mental you can see the minimalists of smirks on his mouth because he's trying to keep composed because he knows it's funnier when he doesn't laugh or enjoy himself and *That* is the genius of Karl Pilkington.

Love Karl. He's so refreshingly honest.

"Floating about in showbiz land" 😂😂😂😂

@brekezek

4 жыл бұрын

Quite true from his perspective. I also some think some showbiz people hope to keep their true self as a private place but sometimes doing that may ruin your sense of who you are and what you love.

I pity your cups lol

Karl is a philosopher. An honest and deep philosopher. Just not the brightest of philosophers.

@barringtonfisher87

5 жыл бұрын

He's bright, he's just been dealt a duff card in the brain department

@longschlong846

3 жыл бұрын

@@barringtonfisher87 I'm willing to change my mind on this, but I dont think he's dumb. Just uneducated and naive. His views, although wrong a lot of times, are logical conclusions, considering his lack of education and that. Does that make sense?

@Nabium

2 жыл бұрын

@4th Chairman No.

@Nabium

2 жыл бұрын

@4th Chairman Logic is the ability to draw rational conclusions based on necessary circumstances. Maybe it's a bad way to define it, but Karl does not exceed in this field. He does not have a high intelligence. What he does have is the ability and will to speculate, hypothesize and theorise. Which is what most people lack these days. Due to the nature of education and religion and it's influence on society, people forget how to speculate and think about things. They don't have the ability to wonder. And so he has a good ability to think about things and postulate independent ideas. This makes him a philosopher, in my book. But since he's thick as pudding, the thoughts become entertaining more than mind blowing. If you think he's smart or logical, then either you don't understand the definition of those terms, or you just don't have the ability or perspective to understand whether or not he is smart or logical. No intelligent person would ever see him as logical, he doesn't make logical reasoning or conclusions. I think he's an inspiration to us all because intelligence is an ability not equally distributed, and thus not all can achieve it - but speculation and thoughtfulness and wondering about the world is something few have but we all can achieve.

@Nabium

2 жыл бұрын

@4th Chairman Making sense in a strange sort of way is not logic. His intelligence is displayed when other people try to explain things for him and he fails to understand. I'd say his iq should be around 80-90. But I mean we can discuss this all we want, and won't see eye to eye. At least I explained my point of view, and you yours.

"like the staff in Tesco" how is Karl so naturally funny

'... you honestly think you look younger?...' fucken love it

He could frown before he could walk

@jamieriggall4255

4 жыл бұрын

Looked around a lot. Let his head do the walking

@mojocosmetics

4 жыл бұрын

ha

2:40 fake laugh followed by swallowing sadness.

@alphasoundboard2864

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on.. that Def hurt him

@brekezek

4 жыл бұрын

And he knows this bloke is always speaking his truth

I’d love to watch a series with these two traveling the world

@tola6327

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding, I'd like it better than him and Warwick.

I could listen to Karl talk about anything for hours.

Is this the best interview ever? I can't imagine an interview being more funny and honest at the same time. It's the standard now for which I will compare every other interview.

@brekezek

4 жыл бұрын

It was KP interviewing a very secrecive character

"She wouldn't look right in it" 🤣 I love you so much Karl Pilkington.

That head is seriously round

@jcason6295

6 жыл бұрын

Danny Cheesums like a f#cking orange

@luminousb9272

5 жыл бұрын

So?

@luminousb9272

5 жыл бұрын

At least make a joke about it

@Alice45894

5 жыл бұрын

Let's hope his skull doesn't fall off

@Christoff070

4 жыл бұрын

That is a round brain case.

CLASSIC Karl Pilkington, a two-word punchline; "Tough paperround". He is amazing. He IS funny, he IS insightful, but he has a very nice balance between the two, so he doesn't comes of as a clown. He is reflective about himself, and that's interesting to listen to...

Alan: “I watch tipping point. With Ben Shepard.” Crowd: *wheeeyyy* Karl: “No! Shouldn’t cheer that” Alan: 😱 😂😂

Karl's 100% genuine and it's so refreshing to see and hear.

Karl is a secret genius

'Have you been paintballing?' is such an incredible opener.

I'll watch anything with karl.

ahahaha I envy his "hakuna matata" way of looking at life so much

I think this is my favorite interview ever. I've watched it so many times now.

Karl is naturally so funny and when he actually jokes about stuff it's even more priceless.

This man is a gem and must be protected all costs

He’s shaking when he pours the special brew bless the lad still talks like he’s not nervous just being himself

Holy crap, I never heard of this man before and 2 and a half minutes later into this interview and I fucking love him! EDIT: finished watching the interview, this guy is EPIC; he's straigthforward, chill, and just luaghed once in the entire interview when he felt to and not to "look good" in front of the camera, he's awesome!

@bremCZ

6 жыл бұрын

Good Guy Player2 Oh dear lord you have so much fun to look forward to. His books are amazing too. Its just a real genuine fella who is missing some filter so the things he says are just gold.

@GoodGuyPlayer2

6 жыл бұрын

He has books??? Awesome! I wouldn't mind paying an extra shipping fee all the way from UK to get them!

@bremCZ

6 жыл бұрын

Good Guy Player2 All the TV shows he did have a book as well and also a few others. You gotta watch An Idiot Abroad 1,2 and 3 The Moaning of life The Ricky Gervais show Derek Everything he says is gold the Ricky Gervais show is hours and hours of awesome.

@srjskam

6 жыл бұрын

You're in for a treat. You can probably find _The Ricky Gervais Show_ in KZread. Don't let the name fool you, it's mostly Ricky and another guy digging the comedy goldmine that is Karl. Then _Idiot Abroad_ and _Moaning of Life._ I personally haven't read the books, can't say anything about them.

@danielkarlsson258

6 жыл бұрын

"Idiot Abroad" is a great, great show! When he was in China...I laughed so hard. kzread.info/dash/bejne/qIR1mI9-YMWXZc4.html

His comedic timing is always on point.

I cant believe karl is sitting on alan carr show drinking special brew lmao

This man is the only man alive in the entertainment industry that can keep a full audience laughing non stop for the entire interview. He may not realize how funny he is, but I think that’s half of it XD

Jellyfish Do we need em?

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

Jon Doe oh man that interview with the natural biologist! I think it was the cockroach im not sure but was so funny

@MT-UK

6 жыл бұрын

White Van Man Karl too

@mikewright84

6 жыл бұрын

Arent they like 97% water? Just give em 3% more, make them water!

@nathanbarnes2501

6 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons why I won't go to Australia

@aughhelpmeimdead

5 жыл бұрын

@@MT-UK The one where he tried to win the lady around by suggesting she'd be having sex with Noah on the ark.

"She wouldn't look right in it" is such a beautiful comment and compliment to his spouse. Just pure love man.

The fact someone says they have a ‘Posh pair’ of cargo trousers is so British. 😂

Karl Pilkington is the sort of guy I'd love to get drunk/stoned with and tackling the big philosophical questions. He is such a good sport, and so down to earth.

A pile of about 3000 dead flies, condom stuck on the top

@domharris4485

6 жыл бұрын

Post Love Party fucking loved that episode

@xXMattMateXx

5 жыл бұрын

None of this now needed... baby dead

@JonnyBgood123

4 жыл бұрын

@@xXMattMateXx was about to comment this 😂😂

@gabihuds

4 жыл бұрын

bocket with a face on it

@TheVlogfather1

4 жыл бұрын

weird, innit?

“You’re floating about in showbiz land!” 😂

I love Karl he's the only one that makes me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd love to see Karl Pilkington in a prison documentary like one of those Louis Theroux documentaries but with Karl

0:51 his hands his shaking :( he’s too cute

Wet Knee Houston

@JMMDD

6 жыл бұрын

De trout spinners

@nathanbarnes2501

6 жыл бұрын

Her Mans Her Mitts

@karlos1008

6 жыл бұрын

That part of her leg is English. Brit-knee.

@chriswhamilton

6 жыл бұрын

James Ellis Christ.....Dee Burgh!

@alaw_perth4668

6 жыл бұрын

Tourette’s Trent Darby

I love that Karl can make people laugh just by being himself 😂😂

Karl looks the most comfortable I've ever seen him, here

hahahahahahah you can hear Ricky Gervias in the crowd.

I watch the BBC for many years I am from the United States but I love all of your shows and when Ricky, Stephen and Karl on the radio that was the best back in the day.

I dont know why but I love when you clean and vacuum the house after 2 weeks of neglect and everything is slowly getting cleaner and more presentable. I love that for some reason.

Mad in it

Imagine how fantastic the world would be if everyone was like Karl.

"Have you been paintballin?" 🤣😭

Karl is a bloody gem, I love him to bits. There's no filter, and that's rare nowadays.

KARL-BINGE!!!!!

Alan Carr is SO Funny

Iconic Interview, chatty man produced some real gold.

"I'm interested in life, we're all involved in it" 😂

Eyes that pop out of their ‘ead’ Alan.....

@kaiplotnikoff9169

4 жыл бұрын

Ave you got a ruler, Rick?

A man moth?

@barringtonfisher87

5 жыл бұрын

Man moth? MAMMOTH!!! Is English your second language?

@lennoni_

4 жыл бұрын

Barry Ryan R/whoosh

"I pity your cups." damn hahha that was tremendous

I love how they have a go at each other the whole time but are good sports about it

love Karl's face at 2.26

Did anybody else see that walking shadow that used to push people off bikes in the background?

Legend. If only more people on tv were like him

This was one of the funniest interviews I’ve ever seen.