"EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT." "NO TWO PEOPLE ARE NOT ON FIRE." "AAWWWWWWW."

@HinataScarlet

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

"But his bottomless chasm of an invertebrate's stomach still demands more food." i love this fandom

@misssoda0437

8 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you about HomeStuck

@moeginky

8 жыл бұрын

This guy is an unstoppable machine

@Moon_Child_Mari

8 жыл бұрын

good summary of me tbh

@oblongbirb

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck -Eridan grub XD

@dynamightdan

7 жыл бұрын

Boku No Nico who doesn't

I like how the only person Karkat says anything even remotely positive about is Kanaya.

@greenghouls

8 жыл бұрын

same

@morganburkeen7510

8 жыл бұрын

Shes still a fucking pimp

@a.c.1515

7 жыл бұрын

oh same

@windowsxp1902

7 жыл бұрын

What about Terezi

@probablydeadinside7877

7 жыл бұрын

//i like how Eridan wasn't even in the book

I wish i had karkat as my pre school teacher

@Hannah_is_going_Bananas

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Turski same

@floofdoodle4349

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@J4CKNO1R

Жыл бұрын

413 likes, never change homestucks

eridan grub saying "fuck" I can die happy now

@gustavoaramos5776

8 жыл бұрын

AMPORA CUTE!!! •3• fucking kan

@KamyYay78910

8 жыл бұрын

Thats how he got alone for the rest of his life Lil grub first words

@furrygirlawesomefox3735

7 жыл бұрын

Antique Trash Eridan grub: fuck fucky fuck fuck

@eggartz7821

7 жыл бұрын

Antique Trash Same

Eri-grub: Fuck Sol-grub: *looking at Eri-grub like 'You fucker. I was gonna say that!'* Nep-grub: *laying there like 'I do not give a shit'*

@calliopeirwin712

7 жыл бұрын

Nep-grub is upside-down :33

No two people are not on fire

@knightoflight4973

8 жыл бұрын

awww

@moeginky

8 жыл бұрын

actually it is no to trolls, not to be a smart a**

@NinaNooneknows

8 жыл бұрын

Trolls are people, they're just not humans.

@bluemagician9724

7 жыл бұрын

Aww.

@oblongbirb

7 жыл бұрын

Comment on top killed me XD

everyone is different by karkat vontos

@sarahbrennan3716

8 жыл бұрын

you sir are awesome

@pastelsparadox

8 жыл бұрын

*Vantas

@bluebirdyplays9133

7 жыл бұрын

Madame Dave just like you. I'll sing about it if you ask me to.

@a.359

6 жыл бұрын

I almost choked on my fucking tea

I would read those versions to my children. I should not have children.

@SUNNYDINTHEREAL

7 жыл бұрын

i shouldn't either. otherwise id be singing them the homestuck lullaby

@AkIsUkIro

5 жыл бұрын

I struggle not to. Every time I always have to catch myself ESPECIALLY during The Very Hungry Caterpillar 😂

@A_Strawberry

3 жыл бұрын

@@SUNNYDINTHEREAL **casually sings karkalious**

ON THURSDAY, HE ATE THROUGH *FOUR* GODDAMN STRAWBERRIES. *FOUR*. BUT FUCK ME- THAT BULGELICK WAS STILL FUCKING HUNGRY. Karkat Vantas- ----

@Starlight-Tale

8 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part too.

@awesomekattara_god977

8 жыл бұрын

Why the hell didn't the damn shitmuffin just eat the whole damn thing, but nooooooo he only ate threw it!

@chrisbahle623

7 жыл бұрын

I honestly used to hate the book because he wasted so much food xD

I lost all the shit at "no two people are not on fire"

@rachelgraves5694

10 жыл бұрын

I think I lost it on Equius. Definitely xDD

@moonythespoonie9551

5 жыл бұрын

Lost it at Nepetagrub standing on her head

@carl_the_

5 жыл бұрын

but then you’ll lose all the shit in the universe when you realize... STRONG BAD ORIGINALLY VANDALIZED THE BOOK AND KARKAT REVANDALIZED IT BY TURNING ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST AND TURNED ALL THE CHARACTERS INTO THEIR TROLL COUNTERPARTS. THEN, HE SOMEHOW MAGICALLY ERASED STRONG BAD’S WORDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A MORE RELEVANT ONE. AND THEN HE SOMEHOW TURNED ON HIS SKILLS OF AN ARTIST ONCE MORE AND REPLACED ALL THE NAMES WITH THE TROLL NAMES. Who knows? He might 423,827 viruses and the Alternia will die!

I want him to teach my kids

@ayanamiayachanJ

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe when they are (way) older.

"Holy shit balls he's an unstoppable machine

i wish the book was actually like that XD

@0stuff220

6 жыл бұрын

it would be a much better improvement. someone should write a parody.

I can't get over "Equius mounts horses in more ways than one"

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire." OMG KARKAT

omg when Eridan said "Fuck." I lost it XD

@mothvials

8 жыл бұрын

SAME

@noxioustides

8 жыл бұрын

+vantasticstrider - I wish Karkat was my teacher

@therulerofseas9953

8 жыл бұрын

+swag and awesomeness police Same

@maykk8156

6 жыл бұрын

me to

On Sunday, the little caterpillar got diabetes

All I want is for Karkat to read me stories all the time. Such a good storyteller XD

Holy shitballs, he is an unstoppable machine. XD

@kimberleypendley9656

9 жыл бұрын

Best part!

@rosieamoret7748

9 жыл бұрын

Yep. Karkat is just the best

I lost it when grub Eridan said fuck 😂

@SingersPixle

9 жыл бұрын

His Lusus: god damnit, my childs first word was fuck? What the fuck am I doing wrong

@pikablugia

9 жыл бұрын

I have no fucking clue what the fuck you're doing wrong, I mean _fuck_ who even fucking knows.

@SingersPixle

9 жыл бұрын

Kirby the Fedora His Lusus: oh, fuck

@agravemistakexps4543

8 жыл бұрын

XD same

No too people are not on fire. Awwww.

RIP my childhood thanks Karkat

Apparently nepeta isn't a troll in this book

@layla_does_stuff9318

7 жыл бұрын

IsaTheOC :D Neither is Eridan.

@moonythespoonie9551

5 жыл бұрын

Some people (like cats) live in caves. Nepeta (likes cats) has walls covered in blood.

@theepsilonlord6389

4 жыл бұрын

Some people are (kind) fucking forever alone, eridan (is kind)will never have a matespirit

@Madisongs

3 жыл бұрын

Vriska isn’t in it either, is she?

@shruumy09

3 жыл бұрын

@@Madisongs well if you dont count a poorly made drawing, then i guess shes not in it

My Lil bro starts crying with laughter every time when karkat says "some peoplehave rigged their friends computer with explosives... Sollux has" and I can't stop laughing from the start X33

This is perfect. I wish karkat read to me when I was younger.

Equius mounts horses in more ways then one

I actually grew up with stories red to me like this xD

@lindsayrodriguez5533

8 жыл бұрын

Same Sister:and then Dora said BOOTS DO YOU HEAR ME I SAID DROP THE FRUIT actual:Dora said boots can I have a fruit please?

Tavros has five seconds

This is beautiful beyond measure.

@malias7711

10 жыл бұрын

WHERE WERE YOU TODAY

@kazetasjstahl6650

10 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

@malias7711

10 жыл бұрын

SCHOOL

@malias7711

10 жыл бұрын

NOBODY SAW YOU

@kazetasjstahl6650

10 жыл бұрын

Dude, I moved. I told you guys this like 9,000 times

Well, Karkat would be the least likely to murder children or anybody for the fact.

Karkat would've made an amazing preschool teacher, I sure as hell woulda loved him XD

My zodiac is Cancer and this is relatable.

I would love to have Karkat read me the Very Hungry Caterpillar, that was my favorite book as a kid.

"some people are about to be run over. tarvos has about 5 seconds" im dead

@isramations7565

6 жыл бұрын

So's Tavros

@theepsilonlord6389

4 жыл бұрын

@@isramations7565 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Karkat, You just made my favorite childhood story a thousand times better. Thank you.

I want Karkat to read to my kids

@layla_does_stuff9318

7 жыл бұрын

WhenImMuffin :D If he were my teacher i would be smarter.

i drew the second comic back in 2012 and going back and seeing that it was voice acted by one of my current favorite musicians feels like a frying pan to my gut but in a nostalgic way homestuck really brought all of us together huh

@chrisonewiththesalt

Ай бұрын

Who is the voice of this video? I can't find them anymore.

I want Karkat to be a teacher now.

Karkat, come read to my little sister's kindergarten class. You are amazing with kids, and I want you to teach them every bad word you know (plus definitions) It's fine if you don't want to... btw your story was amazing

@layla_does_stuff9318

7 жыл бұрын

Dobby's Sock No two people are not on fire. Aww.

@yourmother8290

7 жыл бұрын

Layla Adair XD

I feel like if Karkat was my teacher i would really like my class...

Oh my God Eridan X'D

karkat ......... i would trust you with my kids :D

@thatone3292

8 жыл бұрын

+Jerri Damron To be honest I would too. My mom/grand parents would tease my kids by saying they will duck tape them to the ceiling fan or hang them upside down by their tows on the tree, so I don't see why not.

@bigdaddywoowoo7680

8 жыл бұрын

Who would win? Karkat or my 4 year old niece, the answer, my niece cuz she's a total bully.

@easypeasypiano6118

8 жыл бұрын

K4RK4T TOLD M3 H3 DO3SN'T W4NT YOUR K1DS. SORRY, BUT WH4T DO YOU 3XP3CT? 1T'S K4RK4T...

I love this fandom 😂

No 2 people are not on fire

"Some people wear dresses, Kanaya is a fucking pimp" XD

Me and my friend have a kind of in-joke about the hungry caterpillar so I have to make her watch this XD

14 people have no since of humor

@samraychanneling8785

8 жыл бұрын

naw its 18 now

@sansgaming7613

8 жыл бұрын

+Jewel Zwicker 20 now

@dramaturgy9339

8 жыл бұрын

+Grady Harris its now 28

@easypeasypiano6118

8 жыл бұрын

A rule of life is: When you point out the dislikes, an endless comment chain will insue, because people have to for some reason update the amount of dislikes stated on the comment. Yeah its weird...

@easypeasypiano6118

8 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, and now its 31.

Moral of the story; don't let Karkat near the wrigglers... or is it keep him near the wrigglers...?

I would’ve learned more if Karkat was my kindergarten teacher.

2:21 I DIED. I mean, I was laughing through the whole video, but that killed me XD

Some people are about to be run over. *TAVROS HAS ABOUT FIVE SECONDS*

"no two people are not on fire...awww"

2:20 that wriggler Nepeta gives me life she is so adorable

the new youtube conduct is going to ruin this fandom...

@bluemagician9724

7 жыл бұрын

If it does, there will be pain and death.

@layla_does_stuff9318

7 жыл бұрын

TheMoralKing Hmm. True.

"Holy shit balls...he is an unstoppable machine!"

This is so perfect

@libra7635

9 жыл бұрын

Kaley Klapisch I lost that a long time ago

"HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE" "Fuck"

Grub Eridan: Fuck Me: Aww you cute little piece of shit

"FIVE, you little SHITS." "Holy shitballs. He is an unstoppable MACHINE." Hey, look! I'm a teacher now, apparently.

"kanaya is a fucking pimp." I now live by this quote.

"Some people wear dresses." "KANAYA IS A FUCKING PIMP"

If you listen closely, you can hear some guy in the background mumbling "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "Fucking Starving Ass Bitch" as Karkat introduces the book to the grubs.

Do I hear the Chao Garden theme song? Omg it is x3

He kinda sounds like Zim from Invader Zim

YOU FOOL. CAN'T YOU SEE THE CHAOS YOU'VE WRAUGHT. HOMESTAR RUNNER AND HOMESTUCK WERE NEVER MEANT TO CROSS PATHS. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.

You turned my favorite children's book a the end to a completely more awesome version XD

FIVE YOU LITTLE SHITS! XD omg I died of laughter at that part

@rachelgraves5694

10 жыл бұрын

He is an unstoppable machine! xDDD

@veda_fluff_asmr5064

10 жыл бұрын

XDD

Don't get me wrong, this was goddamn hillarious, but I really want karkat to read that section of the book where the caterpillar eats every candy under the sun. Also, this really reminds me of my mum reading "Kipper's toybox" when my sister was little... That was interesting to say the least.

@rookiebat

6 жыл бұрын

what did she do?

THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS CHANNEL FOREVER AND I JUST I FOUND IT AGAIN

I nearly chocked on my kit kat watching that. the very hungry caterpillar was my favorite story

@TheBonkleFox

8 жыл бұрын

I now require a series of Karkat reading children's books.

I love that this entire channel is just for this one video And it's beautiful I want Karkat as my teacher

i can no longer breathe

@layla_does_stuff9318

7 жыл бұрын

Stellar Gemini The constellation Did you eat all that food? Now you can't breath?

"No two people are not on fire"

I have never been so proud to have Karkat as my patron troll before.

And thats why eridans child knew about the `bad words` early

Nobody: Literallynoone: *making a megalovania remix, or some shit* Grub!Eridan: *with every ounce of innocence that was taken by sgrub* fuck

Tiny Eridan saying fuck. Gets me every time

XD karkat is the best at reading the very hungry caterpillar

I could hardly even even concentrate on the second comic reading because I was having a nostalgia seizure from the Chao Garden music holy shit great video by the way, absolutely love your Karkat voice and behavioral headcanons

I love you so much. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen XD

I WISH THIS IS HOW TEACHERS WERE. SCHOOL WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

This fandom is a blessing.

This was such a heartwarming story

eridan grub never fails to make me happy

i love this so much i knew i was too far deep to turn back when he got to feferi's legs are being devoured and i lost every shit left that was in possible possession when he started reading the hungry caterpillar and i was crying when grub eridan said his very first word

i love the chao garden sounds omg 😍

This is the cutest thing omg

Still my favorite video on the internet. XD. It’s been 2 years for me

Wriggler Eridan said fuck i did not know i needed that but i am no smiling with glee

And by extent he isn't advertiser friendly

"Equius mounts horses in more ways than one." Holy fucking shit, I died! XD

THE SOLLUX ONE

this is so old, but I still love it

I would read those and lil Eridan is just elementary me who would read horror stories, freakin' Grimm's Fairy Tales, CUSSING MESS, BUT I SERIOUSLY LOVE IT...! I would definitely read that mess Karkat has over there. Beautifully done, voice acted, and made! I'm a Taurus... :|

the story with the caterpillar though xD

KARKAT IS NOT KID FRIENDLY: The video where Karkat inadvertently reads a bedtime story to all of tumblr. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen and you are awesome.

"No two people are not on fire." This is my favorite thing in any universe.

The chao music during the reading made me picture Karkat raising chaos... XD

Karkat will you be my classroom reader?